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>>150277556 (OP)
afraid so

>>150277556 (OP)
Even as an MMA fan I feel tired and slightly bored after that fight. I don't usually mind grappling but honestly that shit sucked and Khamzat being an asshole after the fight didn't help

>>150277631
Seething
It was a master class shit out
Akin to khabib rapeing mcCuck

>>150277631
>implying you aren't butthurt that your boy lost

>>150277687
>Masterclass
>Zero work top position smother fight
>Ref ended up pulling DDPs feet off the cage to keep the Saudi paid fighter in top position
Cope

>>150277687
>zero damage done across 5 rounds
>masterclass

>>150277556 (OP)
>You get 1 minute on the ground to get a tap-out or knockout. Then the ref breaks them up.
Thoughts?

>>150277556 (OP)
was it ever alive?

>>150277880
lol this shit is gay as fuck. how can mma fans defend this?

>I AM THE MOST EXCITING UFC FIGHTER MAN!
*lays on you*
*throws pitter patters*
*attempts like 2 submissions and throws a grand total of like 3 significant strikes*
SO EXCITING!
DAGESTAN IS KILLING MMA
I HATE THEM SO MUCH.

>>150277919
It's just like real fighting bro. (Except gouging, throat choking, kneeing while on the ground and going for the eyes all being banned in a 25 minute struggle snuggle)

>>150277919
they also have highly developped striking strategies

>>150278004
its so fucking gay how they haven't brought back stomps and soccer kicks yet. ufc sucks.

>>150278070
What's the thing strapped to refs lower back?

>>150278169
funko pops

>>150277919
this is what mma fans enjoy whatchu mean?

>>150278215
lol imagine just laying there and letting a guy do that to you

>>150277710
I went into the fight neutral, but halfway through I was rooting for DDP. Khamzat did no fucking damage. He's no Khabib
>>150277687
It's disrespectful comparing him to Khabib. Khabib did damage. He wanted to fight. Khamzat had amazing control but wtf did he do with it? If I could dominate someone with that kind of grappling you better believe I'd throw some punches

>>150277942
>I KILL EVERYONE BROTHER!!!!!
>*lays on top of you doing nothing*
Amazing. These inbred faggots would get exposed so fucking hard with Pride rules.

>>150278204
?

Bkfc is the fun one to watch now, Gramps

>>150278295
>Bum knuckle fight championship

I'll stick to porn and video games, thanks

>>150278037
I always laugh when mma fans say no boxer would stand a chance with an mma fighter in a real fight. Imagine thinking one of these fags would survive being locked in a prison cell with Mike Tyson.

>>150278309
khamzat would choke out prime tyson in under a minute. keep coping buddy

>>150278353
a single ungloved punch from Tyson would send that goatfuckers beard through his brain

Wrestleslop is just too good to lose

>>150277745
you can't use it for leverage. Ref did his job.

>>150278521
Every single banned move in the sport specifically helps wrestlers

Do gays have an advantage in mma?

wrestling fags be like ...
>> hurr durr its in the rules just cope

capitalism fags be like ...
>> hurr durr its in the rules just cope

shit rules make for shit games.

Watching the countdown to 319 I was in awe at what DDP achieved whilst staying at the first and only MMA gym and trainer . After 319 it really seems like he should have at least adjusted with a external wrestling coach.

If they won't go back to pride rules then what if they became a kickboxing/muay thai league? Or like karate combat where they get one ground move and then are stood up

>>150277942
It's a Chechen, but there are barely any differences between them.

DDP won:
>The story
>The fight
>The everything
Hamza won
>The Losing Contest
>The Fag Contest
>The Nigger Contest
>The Inbred Contest

>>150277859
Retarded. Why not just ban ground all together and just turn it into kickboxing. Or even better, why risk letting Russians take over instead English speakers. Just go full WWE.

>>150278004
>It's just like real fighting bro. (Except gouging, throat choking, kneeing while on the ground and going for the eyes all being banned in a 25 minute struggle snuggle)

Yeah, we should just have duels. Who cares about martial arts when it all gets defeated by any dude with a .38 special.

>>150277880
Mmgay

>>150279091
Holy based

>>150278452
What makes you think he would land that? This is a fight, not boxing. No era of Tyson could do anything about Khamzat shooting a double leg.

>>150279091
>comparing kicks and knees to a weapon

>>150278871
They're all gay

khamzat is just too unpredictable. You cannot prepare for a guy who will 100% of the time shoot a double leg early on, duck under to your back, take you down, and attempt to submit you with a rear naked choke. Just about no other fighter in the world can replicate this in the gym.

>>150279735
he will 100% crotch sniff you, that is what UFC is all about

>>150278698
Ref did his job as funded by saudi king

>muh real fight
Kick him in the testicles
Snap his fingers
Palm his nose until you hear a crunch
Mmgay will never recover from this otherwise

>>150279038
Based 5-0 DDP
0 rounds for Homo Hugfest Hamzandwich

>>150277880
Name ends in V?
No purchase from me.

>>150277556 (OP)
>The UFC is dead
McGregor was the dying gasp.
What was supposed to be the "Fight of 2025", was nothing but one guy laying on another, trying not to lose. Dumbass commentators thinking playing not to lose, is the same as winning, even going as far as calling it "domination". The guy laid on him for five rounds. IDC who fucken wins, just be entertaining. This was horrible. Looked fixed, and I wish I had a time machine so I could get my time back.

>>150281743
>Looked fixed
I feel like this happens more often than not

>main card was amazing
>3 finishes, 2 spinning KOs
>5 rounds of seeing the defending champ absolutely dominated
>the feeling he could have finished but just wanted to embarrass DDP


That was worth every penny of my $80

reee why did he have to become a crotch sniffer to win. as usual you guys have the memories of goldfish, he’s an exciting fighter, so why did he choose to be boring reeeeeeeeee

>>150281743
You have to be retarded to not know what ground control is. How is it not domination if one guy literally could not stop the take down or get out of it for 5 rounds. Idiot

>>150281902
Stalling isn't besting your opponent.
Which is why wrestling penalizes stalling.
I want to see two fighters trying to win, not one fighter doing everything he can to not lose. This sets a precedent in which fighters can stall the whole match, go to the judges, and have them rule in your favor. The judges simply cannot reward stalling, otherwise, that's all we're going to get.

>>150279310
there's not space to do that shit in a prison cell retard. Tyson wins by strength and power, even if caught off guard in a rear naked choke, would just ram his head into any of the hard surfaces within a meter in any direction.

>>150280115
In real life a wrestler throws you head first into concrete and you're dead, there's no chance for you to do any of that gay shit

>>150277880
LOL dude looking up at the ref as he has male ass attempting to grind his face

>>150279735
Why doesn't sprawling or getting underhooks work against mountain muslims?

>>150282424
>*grabs me*
>*insert thumbs with long dirty ass nails directly into his eyesockets*
>Ow! Owie! Ref pls deduct a point!

>>150282510
kek it do be like that. these fraud spend their whole lives mastering "martial arts" and immediately call for a time out for an eyepoke. Mmgay is absolutely not real fighting.

>>150277556 (OP)
Hate this lil broccoli haired faggot like you wouldn't believe

>>150282158
Factual post, I'm afraid.

>>150282158
Agreed, du bussy should have stopped stalling on bottom and attempted some sub set ups.

Just wanna congratulate Meershart for having possibly the worst male mma performance since CM Punk.

>>150282835
As it is in wrestling, the responsibility is on the one with the advantage, to make something happen.
Why do you think there's a shot clock in basketball? If one team just holds the ball and doesn't attack, it's the team with the ball that is stalling and therefore subject to a shot-clock violation - that's how basketball deals with stalling. It's not the opponents responsibility to "unstall" the situation caused by a "staller".

>>150277556 (OP)
This is a SFW board. Please take your gay porn somewhere else.

>>150282510
>>150282559
Alpha cazzie opinion. In a real fight trained fighters are also allowed to play dirty, fat asses that think they would win in a street fight against boxers or wrestlers because "dude I just see red" are ridiculous

>>150283381
people forget man, random home invader took ufc title contender and top ranked lhw anthony smith to deep waters

>>150283381
They're allowed but not trained for it, hence why they can't sustain a corneal scratch without screaming for Mama Dana to kiss it and make it better.

>>150283381
No you see in a REAL street fight I would have the advantage against a trained fighter because I’m so crazy
I wouldn’t just get knocked out or strangled to death and subsequently killed if they felt like it

>>150277556 (OP)
Can''t work out if that is an AI image

Lets be honest here,pride was so much better than ufc.

>>150283082
That wasn't worse than Kron Gracie

>>150277556 (OP)
gay faggots

>>150283555
iirc the entire wall was painted red with the intruder's blood lmao

>>150281825
Okay, Dana.

>>150281825
kek

I dont follow ufc that close but is it illegal to kner a fucker in the head if he goes for an asshole takedown?Doesnt that completely favours wrestlers?

>>150277556 (OP)
i unironically think fighters are too good now so most fights are boring
there's also not many personalities any more that will bring in the casuals and present a "big fight" feel

>>150288779
Hence why this "sport" is fake and gay

>>150278169
Gear for a camera strapped to his head.

>>150278353
Xd

>>150281743
Rogan and DC are purists of the sports who would gatekeep to keep it that way so they have retard midwit takes and think this gay shit is actually entertaining, meanwhile if you’re a business man like Dana then you know that no one wants to see this and it’s going to kill your sport.

How cucked is Paramount for paying a billion dollars for this fag shit? Soon there won't a single English speaking champ worth a damn. Just Muslim crotchsniffers

>>150277556 (OP)
Slap-fighting in a padded cell. UFC sucks.

Whitoids are melty because Muslims are just constantly proving their dominance over them. Now there just needs to be a Muslim heavyweight that kills cuckspinal.

It struck me that no one here really cares or has the slightest knowledge of mma

>>150278231
can't even say "no homo" with the mouthguard

JOE WOGAM I TWAINY SO HARD, DAMA GEEB TO ME MONEYS OKAUY!!!

I can't take this shit serious, inbreds demanding money for total shit fights? Dana has some dirt on him

>>150284379
that's how I feel too but maybe it's just rose tinted glasses
I should probably rewatch old PRIDE and Strikeforce fights to check

>>150298333
there really isnt rose tint about it, they let dudes represent their countries and juice out or catered to them to the point they believed they were good, UFC was second rate until PRIDE got busted with the yakuza shit. No one gave a fuck about sylvia vs arlovski 3, they were watching pride fights if they could

They should brawl more. Are there any ufc alternatives were the fighters actually fight and just hug on the floor all match? Like the Japanese shit back in the day that I forgot the name.

>Watching sweaty men huffing and puffing ontop of each other for 20 minutes

Do normies really watch this gay shit?!

>>150298416
BKFC, it's like boxing for straight people

>>150277880
LMAO

>>150298677
No.

>>150277556 (OP)
Not a sport anyway. These posts should go on some other board.

>>150282451
>Help me.... why God....

>>150277880
>you will eat ass!
>no I won't unless you force me to!
>eat this!

>>150277880
>>150282451
>>150301869

>>150298416
Watch kickboxing/muay thai

>>150288779
Drucus was kneeling half of the time. If knees to downed opponents were legal then Khamzat would have finished him easily.

>>150298416
There were a fair amount of lay and pray hugfests in Pride FC as well. The difference was they allowed stamps, kicks and knees to downed opponents to punish crotchsniffers. And there's something about the ring that seemed to produce more exciting fights than the octagon.

>>150311096
looking good, Kendra.

>>150277880
This would get you executed in Russia if it wasn't in a cage.