Thread 150278886

h-help me......

chimpaev the new chimpian

You make me cum
You make me compete
You make me completely heemable

I'm not white.

So many pakis and arabs that vicariously live through Russian Muslims celebrating like they won the Super Bowl tonight. Makes me sick, they need to be sent to prison just for being ISIS sympathizers alone

First it giveth
Then it taketh away
First it giveth
Then it taketh away
First it giveth
Then it taketh away
First it giveth
Then it taketh away, ah, oh, oh, oh

First for Finland

>>150278886 (OP)
So is getting dominated and cucked this hard a white people thing, a Christian thing, or I guess most likely; both?

>khamzat's gameplan all along was just to keep dricus from standing up
if you think this is anything but a scam you're subhuman

>>150278914
based litheemer

https://youtu.be/raMXHL0ppkU?si=NMlo-TZwZEfBDSxX

>>150278886 (OP)
Third thread with y'all trying to humiliate DDP

>>150278919
Nice choon b

>>150278924
They're both white

>Dana send me money brother
What did he mean by this

>>150278924
>32 significant strikes in total
Wow, fuck. Didn’t Ngannou vs Lewis have more than that?
>31
Oh my…

>>150278918
>xhe lives vicariously through an african

>>150278939
Dana should actually send a Trump-backed testing team unannounced to the camp, would bust these niggas quick left and right

Yeah, fairies wear boots, and you gotta believe me
Yeah, I saw it, I saw it, I tell you no lies
Yeah, fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes

>>150278877
diaz round 3 submission.

*scuttles into the thread*

>>150278926
He was taken down 12 times

>>150278923
OHHHHH IT'S A ROUND 1 KNOCKOUT, FOLKS! NOW ENJOY THE NEXT HALF-AN-HOUR OF ADS AND ANALYSIS

Why are whites so weak?

>>150278939
In many ways Daner is the Paul Heyman of combat sports

Where to now Dricusbros?

caucasians > whites

>>150278957
This technique is commonly known as the “swiggity swooty”. Its reputation among mixed martial artists is low.

>>150278948
No, I just hate obnoxious muzzle fucks

just got home lads, made the grave mistake of going out to watch that abomination. why the fuck did goddard stand them up in the 5th, the only purpose that served was to remind everybody that he could have, and in fact should have stood them up many times in the first 20 minutes of the fight.

rob scrambling for 4 minutes was much more exciting than ddp being crucified for 25

>>150278969
Kwab of the year

>>150278969
He was just unlucky. If they do rematch Asakura wins easily

>>150278963
Inferior genetics. They were shielded from confronting this for most of history with limited travel and communication keeping most people geographically restricted, but now it’s clear they just don’t have the bodies or spirits necessary to compete with superior races, hence they are quickly going extinct and their daughters being bred by superior peoples

>>150278979
can't get subbed by a fucking guilly in 2025 c'mon man

>>150278976
How did you just get home to Australia from Chicago

>ufc goes to paramount reaching a potential 70 odd million new viewers
>first fight they see next year is khamzat crotchsniffing and high fiving someones head for 25 minutes
this is the future you chose

>>150278987
Concord

>>150278963
You are a shitskin

im glad i fell asleep

khamzat fought like he would actually be killed by kadyrov if he lost

Hmm

>>150278928
he lowkey deserves it ong

>>150278973
It’s crazy how few people actually know what they’re talking about when it comes to this sport, unlike me

>or I guess most likely; both?
independent for 250 years and they still dont know how to use colons and semi colons

>>150279008
Two inbred mongs

>>150279011
show prediction

Stop rooting for boring pedophile worshipping sociopaths

>>150278918
They’re racial inferiors grasping at anything and anyone who has something in common with them. They will latch onto like eye color or even something totally a-racial like islam.
We must continue to remind them more European atheists marry Chechen women than Muslim browns. Chechens are racial supremacists who get deported (nigs and jeets dont get deported) for murdering other Muslims like Tunisians or Pakis.
Chechens have no laws against Europeans living in their meme republicans but themselves will deport any racial foreigners.

>>150279029
Caucasoids can kiss my white ass. There's a reason they all have to live in the mountains: hundreds of years of getting rekt by Iranians, Turks and Russians.

>>150279020
I was posting in shrimplive not here. In the Pico fight I called him getting KO’d “any moment” because the way he fights is “vulnerable to getting cracked” and some wise guy had time to respond “Nah not really, dominant showing so far” before Pico’s dead body hit the mat. I’m always having engagements like that, I’m always right while everyone else talks like wise authorities and are wrong

>>150278984
We are literally the only people that managed to dominate the globe, cope and seethe

>>150279047
for sure b

DDP wins the rematch
>was able to stuff ALL of SHITmaev's submission attempts
all he has to do is focus on grappling and takedown defense, and SHITmaev has nothing to do besides get KO'd

Someone should just say fuck it and start timing flying knees everytime Khamzat shoots
Don't get me wrong Khamzat is good but also boring and needs to get Koed

Going to the Arab barbers, they always give me a discount after a brazza wins. You'd never get this in a jewish barber

>>150279043
I'm the same mate. I think my extensive mma and general fighting knowledge manifests from the conscious to the subconscious in the form of dreams where I see the fight happening weeks out, played out in full. I enjoy coming here to watch the honest fans debate who will win, theres a sense of superiority knowing who is going to win and how but i just watch and observe.

was this the most humiliating belt loss of all time?

>>150278984
Whites are fat as fuck, demoralized, humiliated, and STILL require nuclear armed security states to keep them down. They are by far the most powerful warrior race. The Caucasian dominance in combatives sports reinforces this.
Non-Whites are narrow oversized children with high protein natural diets.
Whites are robust BVLLs even today with the slop trough full of garbage.

>>150279061
Du Piglet is never sniffing another title shot after that pounding

The shrimplive stream was so fucking dogshit, why spam your bullshit site when you can’t even host 600 people without constantly buffering

Fuck I miss strimsy so much

>>150279070
No I’m special. Stop trying to relate to divinity

pre-elbow Pico was different man

>>150279040
They won glory imperishable alongside the Axis powers under the Hakenkreuz. We recognize them as our own.
Chechens are White end of story.

>>150279078
It only buffered for one fight then he fixed it

laying on someone is nothing but exploiting a ruleset that can't get rid of laying because it's a prerequisite for real ground fighting

espn was smart to ditch ufc in its current state

>>150279047
Samurai won against Mongol which you loser whites lost to
Samurai > Knights

>>150279070
I believe this

>>150279061
if only he knew before the 1st fight that khamzat would only wrestle and grapple with him

>>150279065
Is that true should I shave my moustache and pop round bossman's?

>>150279087
You can totally get rid of it though. With a…

G R O U N D C L O C K
R
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U
N
D
C L O C K
L
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C L O C K
K

the spirit of Sean Sherk lives on in Khamzat, decision lovers we are back in business!

>>150279086
Yeah and I almost missed the Prates KO until I switched to an actual decent stream

Dogshit quality too.

whites are only good at beating themselves

>>150279100
I did miss it but I didn’t mind because he’s a brown nobody and filler. As long as the relevant fights don’t buffer idc

>>150279097
Care to extrapolate?

>>150279095
He probably thought Khamzat was a real one.
Unfortunately, the only 'real one' among all the mountain muslims has been Khaboob.
And maybe Islam.

>>150279090
not real japanese
all japanese know that yuan dynasty was weakened by chinese inbreeding and respect mongol
it was the han genetic curse that made them subject to divine curse

>>150279087
DDP could turn around

>>150279105
See >>150278896

>>150279101
Kek the canadians sent their mongs

>>150279104
the prates ko was ko of the night
that sound when he elbowed his head was nasty

10 years from now every division will just be a bunch of brazzas and usmans

>>150279101
>whites are only good at...ACK!

>>150279114
Ion geddit young man

>>150279120
Don’t care what happens in a fight between nobodies who will never matter. I once walked by a couple of ants that were engaged in what must have been high level antboxing and didn’t even stop to watch. Don’t care. They’re ants

Antboxing would be pretty good

Khamzat does the exact same thing to everyone in MW.

>>150279090
Didnt mongols just drown with their fleet due to strong typhoons both times?

the lay and stay fighter straight up *pretends* to fight so the ref doesn't break it up
what the fuck does that tell you

Say what you will about ants but they'll stay on the feet and fight to the death

>>150279125
OH NO NOT MY MIDGET SUBMARINES

>>150279138
Pseud

There should be a 1 minute time limit for wrestling

>>150279145
if you don't do enough on your back you get RIGGED by a ref that pretends you "gave up".

joe got halloween candy in his butt

Im so glad i went out and didnt watch a single fight jewfc is dogshit ppv worse than an apex card

Talmbout throwing elbows and knees at the same time art of the 12 limbs

>>150278923
>Pitbull
>Patchy
>Pico
Smellator has been thoroughly humiliated this past year. The little leagues are a joke

>>150279170
In America when someone’s got hands we always say “That boy’s got Hiroshima and Nagasaki”

why didn't dricus just stand up?

Never hear a peep about fighter pay or CTE when dealing with ants and the pressers would just be wild brawls

AND NEW UNDISPUTED MIDDLE WEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!

>>150279150
>>150279170
>Pearl Harbor
>which FDR let happen so he could join the war
>Phillipines
>which that faggot MacArthur completely fucked up
xD!
dont worry jap bros... surely... surely Yamato will HEEM the US Navy dead right?

Is it worth it to take a 200k loan, train for 5 years in dagestan then go to the UFC and make that money back with interest to pay off the original debt? The plan is to retire right after that

UFC continues to die

>>150279170
hey, who won that war?
oh! hahaha nvm, I remember

What is this the history channel

>>150279192
Frank Jack Fletcher is the most American name I’ve ever heard. I just saluted

>>150279198
russia?

>>150279180
>>150279181
>>150279192
>>150279198

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsZTqicNToo
OH THEY'RE GOING TO DEEP WATERS

>>150279199
lol

UFC events are so fucking ass now it's not even funny.

>>150279205
>l-look we annihilated poorly lead garrison forces!
not a good look bros...
Yamato-san... YAMATO-san is dead...

bridge on the river kwab is a shitty movie and I'm sick of pretending it's good

Thanks japan for giving timmy's something to distract themselves with
>200 posts about obscure battles that america won
no one cares, DDP got dominated

I understand the majority of Khamzats fanbase are Muslim tribalists, but why the fuck would anyone else be cheering on that performance?

That fucking sucked. Pure anti-entertainment and now the guy has sucked the life out the division he will no doubt take a year off like every other sniffrat

>>150279205
you teach japs how to speak english and they hate you

Allah had to nerf the japanese race by giving them a ressourceles shithole of a geography

>>150279216
Only toime dat crossed eyed inbred fack's gonna touch gold trust me on dat

Chimaev will be the "bet on mayweather no matter what = profit" of MMA

You now remember Dricus Du Plessis

>>150279229
Don't speak pillowpoof round here do you mean "never bet against Jon Jones?"

Gane will definitely heem Aspinall based on recent events

>>150279198
the small hats won bigly, story loss for the rest of the world i fear sadly

JEEEEEEEEEEJ

PIGGIES THOUGHT ZATDADDY COULDNT PUMP THE PIGGY FOR 5 ROUNDS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150278926
>he win in a way i dont like!
>he shouldnt do that!
Keep seething

>>150279237
There is no doubt in my mind that Gane will heem asspainall.
I can already see Jon Jones tweeting about wanting a rematch with Gane (at the white house)

>>150279238
They will not win this is but a dark chapter in history bruder hh

it's literally fraud. it's a legal loophole.
>don't worry ref, of course this is a real fight, as you can see by my fist touching my opponent like i'm knocking on a door.
the fighter is winking at the camera and laughing at you.

>>150279237
*ganecision

>Aspenballs gets put on cuck trolley for second time
>*squish squish*

Leon Murphy is a dream match up for Volk

>>150279256
Wow an unironic Nazi from the Nordics. Who would have guessed that being around all blonde haired blue eyed white people would condition you to be a Nazi. There’s a reason we don’t have that problem in the civilized world. I pray one day you leave your country, which is the size of an American back yard, and grow a little empathy

>>150279026
Stop shitting on the street

>>150278924
>0 submission attempts
He should be DQd for not trying to fight in a the Ultimate FIGHTING Championship

>B-B-B-BUT GILBERT AND USDADDY M-ACK

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJ

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150279210
>>150279219
you cannot win war with fair ways so you did genocide of civilian instead of fighting against military
and now you idiot teach this was justice act

>>150278976
>he could have, and in fact should have stood them up many times in the first 20 minutes of the fight
Faggot cumshot would just go straight for the takedown and lay on top of him again

>>150279268
Ariel Helwani should be tarred and feathered through the streets of Rome

it's gonna be a rough night for vasti spiller's asshole

>>150279277
>Nooooo you have to fight us with katanas it’s not fair
>We’re samurais bro you can’t just technologically outclass us nooooo what about tradition

>both Prates and MVP got great wins last
So is Ian Garry actually good?

khamzat shot a guy in the dick tonight

>>150279095
No one, not even you faggot, knew cumshot was a pussy ass bitch that just laid on top of people like a faggot

>>150278918
Its a reminder that muslims are united against you..
No matter how "nice" or "respectful" they present themselves,there's two types of muslims ... there is the jihadist (the true muslim) who will behead you, and then there's the casual muslim who won't behead you but he will be okay if the jihadist beheaded you.

Don't be fooled, Khamzat and Khabib and others would be 100% okay with a jihadist cutting your head off if youre not a muslim

Ian Garry's wins age like fine wine.

>>150279277
>jap
>talking about fairness and civilian casualties
Nanking and Unit 731 made the stuff the nazi's did look like child's play.
also the death march
also, WAY more japs would have died in a '''fair''' battle in an invasion of the mainland of Japan

>>150279217
The Dagis and their retarded brethren solved MMA. They showed us what it's logical end is, and now we can move on from the sport. In a way, the Dagis have freed me from the UFC as an organization, and now I just watch kickboxing and boxing, with the occasional freakshow combat sport mixed in.

i am become death

>>150279161
>bro just push off a 220lbs inbred locking his entire body on you
Fucking retard

When Ngandou lost to Stipe because Stipe wrestle dominated him people blamed Nganbou
People said he was taught a lesson and had to improve. He was to blame
Which he did and then came back and knocked Stipe into the shadow realm™
But with DDP apparently it's not his fault and it's just assumed he can never overcome Chimaev's grappling. People instead defend him.
Really makes you think...

Vasti received the call

>>150279290
It’s 4am. Go to bed.

>>150279292
She still is oinkin' out the Daddysanya daddy loads I'm afraid...

Now Zatdaddy is about to pull her pork...

Then the Bantu dick daddies...

inbred rats bros we won

Dricus may have lost but one thing is for sure, he's smiling

nobody doubted khamzat's ability to take dricus down. they just thought he would actually do something after that.

>>150279253
I can tell by your flag and your position that you're a muslim.

>>150279319
Israel is a homosexual who fucks dogs I'm afraid.

>>150279287
and it would have made his story loss even worse than it already was

>>150279318
11.30 I woke up to see Dricus lose

>>150279316
http://ufcstats.com/fight-details/8238f9d2fd961757
Now compare it to Cumshots stats you fucking retard. Stipe didnt fucking hug Francis into a boring decision.

>>150279293
>>150279305
government was already decide the surrender because of soviet invasion idiot
atomic bomb was just genocide of civilian
also nanking and unit 731 is clear lie by ghq and ccp
there is no evidence it happened
learn history idiot

>>150279331
I can tell by your flag (and the smell) that you are a poojeet

>>150279340
Wrong, they were still refusing to surrender even after the first nuke.

when you really think about it, dricus is ngannou

>>150279304
The way he kept disrupting carlos prates flow state with the constant friendly glove touches is nothing short of machiabilian san tizu masterclass

How is there literally no counter to someone laying on top of you? No one has figured this out?

>>150279356
It’s just a human limitation, there’s nothing you can do. If someone equally as strong as you gets a favorable mount and is really determined to not let you up, you’re not getting up. In a life or death situation you could try scratching him, going for his balls etc., in a sport with rules you’re fucked. That’s why in wrestling after you score, you reset.

only someone trained at the lions den can possibly stop this type of wrestling

Congratulations to Dricus Du Plessis, one of the greatest middleweights... of the night.

>>150279356
I have mate

Sometimes people seem to forget that khamzat beat none other than dricus du plessis in a dominant fashion...baka

>>150279356
no one has tried this yet

Should've checked in

khamzat used his god given wrestling gift for evil

>>150279370
Nah just someone with actual Jiu-Jitsu like Burns. Usman definitely wins a rematch with 5 rounds and prep. Doubt faggot Dana gives it to him.

derka derka

>>150279254
Tonight Dana said "No". Said there's a "one-in-a-billion" JJ fights in Washington.

>>150279389
Du Piggy is getting spitroasted by O-Block...

oh bellator my bellator ACK

the next ppv is 6 weeks away and it's none other than... ankalev vs pereriea II

>>150279395
Jon Jones fighting at the White House confirmed

>>150279314
...of interest in MMA.

Chiraq stuck the fade on dupozzlet

>>150279399
50-45 Analkyiv, Chama will be entombed while still alive for the loss

Here's the MWs that can beat Chimaev: Imavov, Borralho, RDR, Fluffy

>>150279389
Leave it to belal to miss a perfect opportunity to shitpost

>>150279399
dana is killing the poofc on purpose so he can launch a competitor with turki
>captcha POOWD

Bodied that piglet freak.

This was an embarrassing fight from both fighters and I'm not having some wrestling fag tell me this was entertaining. I've seen entertaining wrestling and this ain't it.

>>150279397
>holding the flag backwards

holy inbred

>>150279401
He also said, "I don't trust him. Do you [to the journalist] trust him?"
Journalist: "No..."

lol

>>150279416
Big talk for someone that got embarrassed by JDM but alright

>Paramount paid 7.7 billion for this slop

I gotta give to Ari Emanuel, he's an incredibly talented salesman.

>>150279409
Could you repost using proper English, please?

Asspainall is COOKED

>>150279416
say what you want about beastlal but he was never 50-40'd in title fights

>>150279431
you have to realize that at this point in history the rich all know each other and this exchange of money is embezzlement/laundering they dont give a fuck about the product especially when the goyim will bleed his money out on draftkings betting on it

>>150279340
based

using that level of wrestling just to keep someone from getting up would be like aspinall using all his speed and power to jab and circle

>>150279351
The only way MMA can be saved is honestly everyone just take turns fighting Ngannou

>>150279431
When Paramount is in charge they will implement a GROUND CLOCK

G R O U N D C
L
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K

>>150279429
MMA Joey scored it 48-47 Laldaddy.

Who is going to challenge chimaev now ?
The whole middleweight division is pure kickboxers with 0 knowledge in grappling. Same with LH. UFC became a joke. Maybe an old Usman with bad knees ?

i nominate that fight for kwab of the year. not either of the fighters, the whole fight itself.

>>150279446
Imavov or Borralho or fluffy

>>150279442
No

>>150279438
>they dont give a fuck about the product
this seems 100% true

>better fighters, always beats Timmy
>better religion
>keep women in line
>taking over Europe
Muslims keep winning

>>150279443
so, sloppy af?

>>150279446
>The whole middleweight division is pure kickboxers with 0 knowledge in grappling. Same with LH.
almost like it was engineererd to be that way, for some reason

>>150279454
What are they doing for Gaza?

ya DDPs is stinkin playa

<- dricus smile progression between rounds

Realistically, who can stop them?

>>150279469
>>150278896

Is it just wild to think that even though ddp got dominated Chimaev still looks like a dumbass for his reenactment of barenack mountain.

>>150279475
No. There’s a reason he got bood

>>150279451
yes, it's a deliberate choice to go for the decision, choosing safety and consistency over the full extent of what you can actually do

My favourite part was Jon Anik confusing the UAE and Palestinian flag lmao

>the best wrestler of mma
>cant sumbit in 5 rounds

embarassement of a sport

OH NO

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

I AM INCREDIBLY SMART. I AM SMARTER THAN ALL OF /HEEM/

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO A BIGBRAIN SUCH AS MYSELF?! I AM SMARTER THAN ALL OF YOU. I AM NEVER WRONG! MY BRILLIANCE WILL BE RECORDED FOR THE AGES.

I AM SMART! I PREDICT EVERYTHING! AARON PICO IS THE GREATEST FIGHTER EVER! HE BEAT GARBAGE MEN AND PLUMBERS! HE IS AMAZING! I AM SO SMART!!!!

MMA Joey also shaved his moustache off like me

It really makes you wonder how different things would have been if DDP had ever been exposed to the basics of brazilian jiu jitsu. But alas! Bjj black belts are just so few and far between that they are just not willing to go down to south africa to instruct.

>he got dominated
>but in a gay way
Still not a good look for DDP

>>150278926
Had he camped half guard and did damage the entire time, I would have respected it. However I can't respect camping crucifix. It's immersion breaking to the fight, in the same way touching the ground to be considered a "downed apponent" used to be, but even worse.
In any real crucifix situation, you could shove your fist in their ass hole and rip out their intestines, you could twist the asshole/gooch and make them whimper, or simply twist off their cock and balls. It should be illegal because it's an unrealistic position in a real fight.

>>150279483
Seriously it's DDP and you put the guy in a fucking crucifix multiple times and do nothing?

>>150279487
*tap tap tap* what's wrong with my screen

Brather stop saying I am like mudrat crotchsniffers. This is number one boolshit. You know this.

JEEEEEEEJ!

PIGGY BRICKED UP AF!!!

It's so over for asspainal

>>150279445
>MMA Joey
Who

>>150279485
Nah, I was correct. We haven't seen Lerone that dominated by wrestling. Pico won until he lost (via fluke hed shot ded meme)
Are you man enough to concede?

>>150279505
It may sound unbelievable but that’s actually his given name. It’s on his birth certificate

>>150279448
>here's a still picture of Cumshot going for a neck crank for 0.5 seconds that DDP easily defended
Kill yourself inbred faggot retard

If you didn't bet your life savings on Murphy you are legit retarded

>>150279347
you are idiot who do not learn history
government did not know damage of atomic bomb until after war ended
they decide to accept surrender after soviet attack
truman was criminal who wanted to do human experiment with new bomb

The diaper sure was full that night

You should only be allowed a total of 60 seconds of wrestling per round. Any more than that, and a firing squad is immediately brought out to shoot the wrestlefaggot directly in the amygdala with a .45 ACP.

>>150279469
A nuke hopefully

THE BRAZZA MARCHES ON

too many inbred rats in this organization

unironically Dricus is the second-best grappler in the division.

>>150279526
allahu akbar

Dricus unironically did more with less punches and 1 submission attempt

>if I survive round 1 i win
wait that was actually the gameplan?

>>150279533
These inred fucks have me unironically wishing for Usman to go to Middleweight and win the belt

>>150279517
Yeah I would hard cap it like that and make it simple. I’ve seen ppl suggest complicated nuances like “but when they start going for a submission the clock resets” or stuff like that. No, you have a certain amount of time once you score a takedown to do damage / attempt to finish the fight. Then regardless of what’s happening, when the ground clock is up you’re stood back up. You have the points for the takedown so it’s not like “omg that’s so unfair to the wrestlers!” and you have the opportunity (and incentive) to exploit the opportunity on the ground. It’s also not like you can’t theoretically take him down again and reset the clock. But you can’t just lay there the whole time, you WILL have to work for it more.

...

If you ever rated DDP you are the stupidest blackest most retarded gorilla nigger that ever niggered in this world

that event was like a nice day and then at the end it gets windy and overcast

>>150279416
>POOlawl shit talking
lmao

>If he takes me down, I will stand up
-Dripass "SuckCocks" Poo Feces

>>150279526
They force their women to breed with them because they know no sane human would ever fuck them. That's how they managed to still stick around. By force.

>>150279505
The guy with the shaved moustache like me

>>150279541
he said he wants the welterweight belt too

any human being khamzat fans?

any brits ITT wanna do a mental health check on guru?

>>150279526
>umar

kwab

Asians have so many martial arts and still cannot fight, why is that?

>>150279553
Every DDP hater that wasnt a sand nigger goat fucking inbred russian slums trash that walked into that arena to boo him, came out wishing he won.

>>150279537
Actually true, he visibly hurt Khamzat with a punch in the 5th and was never hurt at all himself.

>>150279513
Look into it.

>>150279561
Because the promotions they fight in have actual rules that make fights competitive and fun unlike the UFC that has a bias for faggot wrestlers.

dricus "lost" on purpose so he can headline a ufc fight night in south africa

>>150279548
>They force their women to breed with them
In the west we don't do that, and as a result we suffer below replacement fertility rates. What does that say about western men?

>>150279540
What is your suggestion for the amount of time? That seems tricky

How is he feeling right now?

you gotta feel bad for chase hooper

>>150279340
Nanjing massacre and rapes did happen, it just wasn't 300k.
The very man that 'David Askew' sources, John Rabe, put the death toll at 50k-60k.
>Unit 731 didn't exist
the Tokyo District court admitted it did and that they committed atrocities.
cope and seethe jap boy, everyone knows your people were disgusting, brutal animals during ww2

>>150279083
Incorrect.

>>150279548
Don't make them sound more based than they are

>>150279564
DDP has a kickboxing background. Cumshot was fucking scared of the nigga on the feet. But faggot UFC loves wrestlers not doing shit so oh well he gets to avoid a fight and get millions for it

>>150279576
Not sure mate, I don't know him.

>UFC 319 was in Chicago
Wtf I just noticed. I thought it was in Abu Dhabi or something, with how many boo'd DDP and cheered for Khamzat. Why does he have so many fans in the US? I for sure would have guessed DDP would be the better liked of the two, but apparently not.

my fellow whites...

>>150279575
I would say 130 seconds. It’s almost half a round and plenty of time to work / angle for a submission.

>>150279572
>we suffer below replacement fertility rates
No we don't nigger.

they should rename it to terrorist rat snitch FC

>>150279548
>>150279572
It's funny how Guru becomes a feminist when he watches these guys fight
but when he talks about that whore nina he's a conservative

>>150279585
well when your border is open to tens of millions for years these things happen, also chicago is like 90% nogs anyway they'll hate dricus just for being white. welcome to the khumshart era

this wasnt so long ago
epic storyline, rivalry spanning their entire careers, pure sovl
now we have a retarded blanket who just wants money

>>150279598
Based unprincipled hypocrite

>>150279589
I expected shorter. Not sure that amount of time woukd change much

Daddysanya deserves the next title fight.

khamzat really is just a one trick pony. he's not striking with anyone at the top other than de ridder. every fight he has at the top of middleweight will be this same boring shit.

>>150279576
just like this guy but with more subs

>>150279585
Belal runs Chiraq. It's his city. Dricus disrespected him and didn't check in. So he got mercilessly booed, dominated, and run out of town without his belt. He should've humbled himself and paid tribute.
You come at the king, you best not miss.

>>150279598
He has literally said word for word that gypsies are an honorable people with an honorable culture

>>150279620
WNP

FRESH. SALT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSnLvVbNZy8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSnLvVbNZy8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSnLvVbNZy8

>>150279609
You could be right. Maybe 90 seconds would be better. I think a minute is just a tad too brief is all.

remember wmma?

Never have I seen cope like this. Holy shit. DESPERATE

>>150279620
>SNORElawl
>the king
>ZERO title defenses
?

The pillowpoofs are talmbout us and laughing at dricus

>ZATDADDY WILL LOSE... THIS TIME!!!!
lmao you dumbasses are going to keep doing this same song and dance until Zatdaddy retires undefeated

>>150279635
Why are there no dagestani women fighters?

>>150279620
Sexy daddy.

>>150279576
>>150279615
Men and women really are cats and dogs. Men are such dumb golden retrievers. It would be adorable if they weren’t also gooners and rapists.

>>150279340
Please refer to the works of professor T. Ortiz et al

khamzat lost the story

>>punches
>

Those aren't punches muzzoid

>>150279657
500 hundred punches? Damn, I wonder what the other guy looks like after a beating like that.

>>150279340
Hole up now brother Nanking I will never forget

>>150279663
When I first learned about Nanking I cried and wrote a poem
Not joking

>>150279657
>punches

What kind of serious sport has a ruleset that allows you to win by hugging and lying on top of your opponent and doing no damage while not even attempting to submit him? You heemfags should be ashamed of your gay faggot retard sport. This was more boring than even the worst semen slurper 0-0 in football.

>When I first learned about Nanking I cried and wrote a poem
>Not joking

Holy shit… if I was white I’d unironically kms after tonight. All that’s left is Aspinall the Fraud Britbong getting cucked next and it’s over for Timmy and Co. Yikes! Dricus looked like a little girl in there. Zozzle

From now on whenever dickskin dagestanis hug the opponent for the entire fight it'll be called the Khamzat Suit

>>150279675
Stop posting profile pics.

>>150279676
You're forgetting JDM, the great white hope.

We.

Run.

This.

Shit.

>>150279674
i can no longer defend it

>>150279662
he's smiling

>>150279682
JDsM's great white gape will be packed by Slamdaddy loads.

>>150279620
Territory
https://youtu.be/Q_WHGV5bejk?si=yckampOEOba1e_We

>>150279685
This. Aspinall and DDP are barely much different weight wise. I could definitely see Khamzat completely ragdolling Aspinall for 5 rounds unironically.

just rewatched the fight, ive never seen someone get wrestleraped like that in my life
ddp needs to get therapy after that one

>>150279691
Is that my nigga Put the Gunz Down Taylor there in the back

>>150279690
Are you ok mate?

>>150279697
That’s nice but in the first world we have higher standards for what counts as fighting, let alone “rape”

>>150279699
He's 2 things anon
BROWN
and muslim
he is living vicariously through mountain muslims who would hate him

>>150279696
Never forget.

Gigantic story loss for all three involved:
>DDP wrestlefucked and still have no wrestling after how many years in mma?
>Cumsplat couldn't get a finish against a guy with that bad wrestling
>UFC because who the fuck is going to pay for that shit, I watched for free and still felt ripped off.

>50-44
But all the experts said that DDP wins if they go 5 rounds?

>>150279706
>forcing your body onto another for 25 minutes without them wanting it
yeah thats rape buddy

>>150279710
>who the fuck is going to pay for that shit
paramount

>>150279708
Wow.. embarrassing for lil Tommy. Or should I say Tommy? Dude gets heemed by the first Muslim over 170 that walks in with him.

>>150279710
Is it true that Vince is back

i think some of you need a good night's rest

its up lads
https://youtu.be/NtmivYIpPZA

>>150279552
last time he tried to make welterweight he was 6 million pounds overweight

>>150279717
Rape is violent. What Chimaev did is called cuddling. In America, at least. I’m sure you have different standards in toothpaste land, where everyone is 5’7 and 120 pounds

>>150279731
Dutch people are all literally 190cm or 6'3 or something in medieval measurements

>>150279620
a sliver of respect could have changed driscus life

>>150279739
Well I wouldn’t know since they’re completely irrelevant LOL

>>150279715
Daily heeminder that MMA fighters and "experts" are totally shit when it comes to actually picking fights.

Laying on top of another man while gently tapping his forehead is not a martial art

>>150279749
*squeezes you onto my toothbrush*
*brush my teeth thoroughly*

Now that’s what I call rape

Dricus by losing

Go to bed Americabros. There'll be plenty of time to cope and seethe in the morning.

Dana White and Ariel made the call to Netanyahu.

It will come out in the next couple of days that Khamzat tested positive for Russian experimental roids. It’s over. DDP and white Christians are back

>>150279745
It's like one of our main drug and human smuggling epicenters, like your Georgia, have some respect yeah

>>150279752
Then why did you tell your mom when she caught you that you were “training”??

cumshot solved mma, this belt is retiring with him

I dont 'support' any ufc fighter.
They are all fucking retards and purely serve to amuse me by knocking each other out.

Khamzat tested positive for aids

>>150279759
I’m pulling an all nighter to get my hours straight. I have all day to cope and seethe

Just because
https://youtu.be/sb3FJdRk-tI?si=O99puEjhp-Ui0yI9

>>150279771
Aspinall's son is a real retard

>>150279535
Islam is a religion of heem

>>150279731
>Rape is violent
only if you struggle

>>150279781
>veggiemite
>not marmite
Day in day out I am vindicated once more

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtmivYIpPZA
Lerone gets fucked in December.

>>150279792
Surely they don’t actually make that fight

I am Aspinall's retard son.

I DECISION EVERYBADY BRAZZA 25 MINUTES SNIFF NO DAMAGE THEN TAKE A YEAR OFF BRAZZA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA WOOOOOOO

Khamzat just wanted to show everyone that he can go 5 rounds with DDP and win.

im probably retarded but i thought pico looked way faster, was hitting harder and more often and was much stronger in clinch and grappling than lerone before he got hilariously spinbowed

Khamzat is a boring lay n pray ass bitch.

Well done brazza, I sure hope your hiv doesn't act up again next time you have to cut weight.

>>150279811
he was winning until he lost unironically

mr psycho wolf man will hug you and never let you go

>We're not running away from the wrestling
-Peecus "SuckCocks" Du Sissy

>where is Dana, Dana send money

he doesn't even hide the fact that he doesn't give a fuck about the whole circus, he doesn't even feel like talking after winning. he just wants money and to get home ASAP

does Dana really want such a champion?

>>150279811
yes but there were 1-2 points earlier in the fight were he was moving in and got hit
i remember thinking during the fight that he was risking getting caught and then got caught

Uhmmmm actually as a seasoned poster in ufc reddit threads I know that you’re actually a casual if you don’t like watching an inbred Muslim lie on top of someone for 25 minutes while doing no damage. It’s MMA not boxing.

Luke Thomas did NOT shave his moustache I am sorry to report

>>150279831
thats the only based thing about him, imagine willingly playing in (((dana’s))) mandrama reality show and also getting paid like shit

Luke Thomas DID murder several villages worth of children thoughbeit

Today, homosexuality lost.

How did he get so far with this goofy ass wrestling
https://youtu.be/jnpG31i_FiM?si=lx98Qr8qnil2lW2Z

new rule if you lay on top of someone doing no damage for over 60 seconds you forfeit your purse

>>150279843
MW is shit

>>150279811
>>150279819
You guys have to stop seeing fights in this basic binary of who “looks better”. I knew Pico was getting KO’d because he was being overaggressive and not moving his head. Lerone wasn’t getting his ass kicked just because Pico was doing more, he was busy reading his opponent and gauging when he should counter. Pico was never going to win

When you say
>he will win round 1 but then i will win later
you're admitting that you're gonna rely on the rounds to stand you up and you're expecting to lay on the ground and crotch sniff in the beginning
And people are now complaining because instead of that happening for 1-2 rounds it happened for 5 rounds
DDP knew he couldn't stop the wrestling
He literally wanted Chimaev to get tired for Chimaev's own offense

>>150279807
I bet DDP regrets not ducking Khamzat now, this is why Jon Jones is the GOAT.

>Hernandez knocked out hooper
KEK

>>150279731
>>150279833
If what Khamzat did is just "cuddling" or 'laying on top of someone" why couldn't Dripass stop it? Going by your logic, either he likes it or he's a weak sissy who can't stop another man from cuddling him. Which is it?

>>150279859
the card was pretty good, some good kos and subs
the main was like being force fed shit after eating a nice steak

>>150279657
So eone pull up how many were significant

>>150279859
i will never stay up for a fight with a brazza because you already know whats going to happen

I wonder what mighty mouse thinks of guru's recent tweets

you know what I find most disgusting? UFC will make $8 billion just from its Paramount+ deal, and fighters are still begging for bonuses in the octagon

and Dana doesn't give a fuck

Just how fucking good is Pico?

36 year old prospect Lerone Murphy

Sean Strickland says he beats Khamzat in wrestling.

Is he right?

>>150279548
>They force their women to breed with them
and in the west they convince you thats a bad thing and force you to breed them to other races.

>another statpad for my boy volk
based black man, volk sounded relieved after the fight lel

>>150279792
imagine you're 3 hours deep into your deadend job and Volk rocks up at your window

Pico Gram

>>150279868
Real. I feel dumb for watching

>>150279859
was a great card

What did he mean by this?

>>150279585
One of the biggest comedians in the US was a guy that used an Osama Bin Laden skeleton button and did the funny I KEEL YOU joke constantly.
Khamzat came onto the scene being a brazza version of that with "I SMESH ALL I KEEL EVERYONE". It all adds up, Americans love the gag character of the violent funny-talking Muslim.

>>150279887
https://youtu.be/qhZ85NNPgHs?si=oL8XykZFcBXa3FD2&t=186

>>150279585
>Wtf I just noticed. I thought it was in Abu Dhabi or something, with how many boo'd DDP and cheered for Khamzat.
This literally did not happen. He was booed his the entire fight and his entire post-fight speech. You are either retarded or lying

Riddler can stop Khamzats wrestling like he did with Bo Niggar, it was actually written in the stars all along.

Arman is a Christian
Chimaev is a Muslim
Arman cornered and trains with Chimaev, they are friends
There's a message there /heem/ <3

OTF TEKBIR

>>150279922
fuck you

Atleast he tried to look for the submission in whatever position

>>150279879
/f1/ owns /sp/

>White guy vs black guy
>Both from foreign countries
>crowd starts chanting USA USA USA

>>150260956

I predicted this btw

>>150279856
If it was more than cuddling why couldn’t cumshart finish the fight, or do any damage, or get a submission?

>>150279548
Russian woman love the caucasians cock

bacon du bussy

I just watched gurus rant kek
This was hilarious, thanks piggy

Welcome to the "Borz" era, nay... EPOCH

>>150279935

Same
>>150265647

>>150279959
why is this brazza so proud of the uae flag

I boyed Chimaev back when he debuted in the UFC and fought on Fight Island twice in a fortnight, so I’m pretty happy he’s champ. Dricus is cool too, hopefully he wins his next fight

to anyone who could've bet on khamzat, why didn't you?

>>150279963
He's a citizen.

>I may be from caucasus but you muzzie aint no brother of mine
t. Georgian poster

>>150279963
it's very simple for him. money

I feel like my stock really rose tonight

>>150279963
He’s a good example to the eurocucks who think their pet muslim invaders are actually countrymen and not sheer opportunists

>>150279963
That's the Swedish flag takbir inshallah etc

>>150279968
I have no money

>>150279978
Just like jews

>>150279963
Muslims like to hide their origin behind flags, looks at this thread, not one of them is proud of their country

>>150279029
Oh its the delulu wignat tranny again
They arent white and they cluster more with west asians than euros
And they just endogamous against any non nakh people

>>150279968
Well I don't have the benefit of hindsight fuckhead

>>150279076
Whites completely got wrecked most of the time before the invention of gunpowder and dont bring up extremely MENA shifted romans and Greeks

>>150279991
He will leave to box after getting the beltch

Can any twitter user bring us geof neal news

>tf
>tp

Seeing all the anti-White hate ITT and on X has really opened my eyes to the reality of brown people. Apparently they're filled with nothing but hate, jealousy and malice towards the White man.

Decided to cancel my monthly donations to the children of Gaza this morning. I can't in good conscious support people who hate me and seek my destruction.

>>150279994
What nafri country has the hottest women? Tunisia from what I've seen

My impeccable filters spare me 90% of shitposting. They are impossible to evade and I am impregnable to influence.

People fawgit man
https://youtu.be/aIgIWsPPnQ8?si=yFU2-_BDyehphKbn

>>150280006
Morocco it's not even close

Off the couch tho

>>150279029
>>150279988
Daily heeminder that brazzas are not white and don't consider themselves white. Crackers can't claim them after seething about them for years.

I wonder what I'm thinking right now

>>150280012
Not from my personal experience, wanted opinion from someone from that region, thanks for the input tho

>>150280021
Something cool I bet

>>150279315
nobody said this or implied this.

>>150280017
>brazzas are not white
They are European
white means mutt mystery meat

>>150280006
Morocco
They are pseudo chinky looking

>>150280025
Told you

Me and the guys have talked it over, and we are revoking the chungus pass from DDP.
We offer the chungus pass to those who commit laudable racisms against select targets, and who generally embody the spirit of good fun.
But the showing from Dricus was so poor that he can no longer claim to represent fun-loving males such as ourselves, and we revoke his chungus pass.

CHUNGUS PASS: REVOKED

I will make a JPEG image file later to solidify our statement but probably not.

>>150280035
Wel they neither
They are their own thing wich is caucasian with their own genetic components
>>150280017
Wignat trannies would call him a dirty sandnig if he would have gotten crushed
They are very kike like and hypocritical

>>150279963
no taxes brazza u kno dis

My uncle Dana is a top executive from paramount. And no he’s not “Dana white”. Anyway me and my uncle we both casuals ufc fans. I guess after the fight the paramount dudes were screaming at the dudes of Tko. You guys can take a pic of this post. UFC will change the rules. Those inbreds from the Russians mountains are ruining ufc views and losing shekels for the conglomerates.

>>150279959
All I see is two bitches.
Rich-kid Arman needs another win before he gets a title-shot. You don't get a title-shot by getting sand in your vagina and pulling out of fights.

Khamzats grappling is just too good man, I don't see anyone in the middleweight division beat him in that aspect of mma.

>>150280040
Duly noted thanks for the input
>>150280047
Kek thanks
>>150280050
Its funny, you north africans arent considered white, but not black either especially since you guys are arguably way more racist than white europeans
By skin tone alone caucasus region is white af
Would you consider Merab white?

Genome weirdos when they get 2% B17CH haplogroup

the rapist becomes the raped. kinda beautiful in a way. the circle of life

>>150280054
>>150280054
>>150280054

I looked up B17CH haplogroup...
>>150280086
Early

>>150279845
Yellow card which is an immediate deduction of 10% of your purse and returned to standing

>>150280072
Well we are an afro asiatic MENA subgroup
>would you consider merab white
He has white/pale skin tone but not white/european skull shape
White is more than just having white skin color otherwise plenty of MENAs and asians are white too

Aaron Pico's freaking legit mann. He's scary.

>>150279579
Nope. They’re White. They fought for Hitler against the JudeoBolsheviks of Asia. They legally prosecute brown Muslims who try to marry their women and then beat the shit out of them if they don’t flee the country.
They are a White ethnostate and they put their people above their religion. South Asia, North Africa, West Asia, the Chechens murder these people and do not mix with them regardless of culture or religion.
They barely mix with Whites whom they do actually see as racial similars.

Genetics are king for ethno-racial identity. They genetically share more DNA with Finns and Scots thousands of miles away than they do with Marsh Arabs living 150 miles to the South of them.
Browns can’t fight
“Racial Muslims” can’t fight
Chechens can fight because they’re Aryans. Real Hyperboreans.

>>150279217
It would be funny if they moved to Chechnya or Dagestan and even looked at a Chimaev girl.
>WTF I AM LE TRAD MUSLIM BROTHER WHY ARE YOU KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF ME????
Shitskins didn’t earn the right to be Chimaev fans. Chechens are for Chechnya. Not stinky asiatic browns.

>>150279268
Dagestan and Chechnya declared independence and fought in Wehrmacht and SS GebirgJaeger divisions you retarded nigger.
The grandfathers of Chechen independence threw in with SS men. Their modern unifying ethos was born from the suffering they endured when Ruzzia deported their entire race to Siberia for siding with Europe over Asia with Whites over the JudeoBolsheviks.

>>150279253
it's just so fucking boring and it makes me not want to watch this shit sport

>>150280017
>>150280050
They share more DNA with Scots living thousands of miles away than they do with Arabs living 150 miles south of them.
Their being Muslim is the sole reason shitskins identify with them.
The same thing happens with Albanians and Bosnians who because they are Muslims they are tarred with a following of brown narrow manlets from Afro-Asia.

Chechens literally murder MENAjeets who talk to their women. Every other week it’s a gang war with Chechens and Albanians (Whites) beating the shit out of Pakistanis and Moroccans (non-Whites) somewhere in France.

>>150279978
He's not an euro though.