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Anonymous Switzerland No.150279264
/seriea/ - Italian Maldini edition
COPA ITALIA
>Sunday August 17th 2025
21:15 Milan - Bari

SERIE A MATCHDAY 1
>Saturday August 23rd 2025
18:30 Genoa - Lecce
18:30 Sassuolo - Napoli
20:45 Milan - Cremonese
20:45 Roma - Bologna

>Sunday August 24th 2025
18:30 Cagliari - Fiorentina
18:30 Como - Lazio
20:45 Atalanta - Pisa
20:45 Juventus - Parma

>Monday August 25th 2025
18:30 Udinese - Hellas Verona
20:45 Inter - Torino

Remember to drink water, eat some fruit, and be positive
Anonymous Italy No.150279296 >>150286077
negru
Anonymous Bosnia and Herzegovina No.150279433
albanian saving his girlfriend from greek wildfires, 2025 colorized
Anonymous Switzerland No.150279617 >>150279683 >>150279738
Good morning!

>Højlund has opened up to Milan but only with a loan under certain conditions. He expects a buyout option not at 40M, but at a lower figure.
De Zerbi is hoping for some reinforcements, and Bennacer is a highly favored name. Milan would like to sell him outright, while the French are aiming for a loan.
>Over 66,000 spectators expected at San Siro.
Embolo is a track that hasn’t heated up, but keep an eye out because Embolo is on the outs with Monaco, and his agents keep persistently offering him to Milan. Should Milan fail to close certain deals, watch out for the Embolo situation.
>Adli is currently in negotiations with Sassuolo, an interest we revealed to you exclusively weeks ago, but Adli is not yet convinced about going to Sassuolo, we will see later if the deal will move forward
Allegri, by sticking with his three-man defense, will ask for a fifth central defender: Okoli (Leicester) is a profile to watch closely.
>Milan could stick with just Gimenez as central striker, with Okafor and Leao available as alternatives in the No.9 role. In that case, the club might shift their focus to other signings, such as Federico Chiesa (though he wants to fight for his place at Liverpool).
Anonymous Italy No.150279683 >>150279700 >>150279719
>>150279617
Why not get Bremer now that he's crazy cheap? Allegri knows and rates him, he's perfect for a 3atb defense, knows serie ass and would most importantly cost less than 20m
Anonymous Italy No.150279700 >>150279736
>>150279683
we can't do juve too many favors, we are already in for vlahovic
Anonymous Switzerland No.150279719
>>150279683
Okoli is cheap (furlani happy), Italian (allegri happy) and black (moncada happy)
Anonymous Italy No.150279736
>>150279700
This is some unironic shitposting right? Allegri turned Bremer into the best Serie Ass defender before Motta injured him. With Allegri a post ACL Chiesa scored 20 g+a in a very bad Palestinentus. For 20m or less Bremer is a good deal, Milan can't keep buying young promising but very inexperienced players.
Anonymous Canada No.150279738
>>150279617
long live the three-man defense, may swift and painful death come to pep-ball
Anonymous Poland No.150279761 >>150279774 >>150279791
BREAKING: Juventus, Grêmio, and Arthur have reached an agreement.

Arthur is expected to sign with Grêmio in the next few hours. In principle, there is nothing left that could prevent the signing.

@aquelemariio
Anonymous Italy No.150279774
>>150279761
Not grimio
Anonymous Italy No.150279791 >>150279801
>>150279761
Free transfer or are >we getting paid for once? Lol
Anonymous Poland No.150279801 >>150279803 >>150279805
>>150279791
from what I heard, mutual contract termination
Anonymous Italy No.150279803
>>150279801
Oh so >we are paying him to leave, cool
Anonymous Finland No.150279805 >>150279933
>>150279801
are zalewski to atalanta rumours true??
Anonymous Italy No.150279827
>16m for Zalewski
I'm lowkey enjoying this Atalanta downfall lole
Anonymous Italy No.150279894
>President of the Milan Jewish Community Walker Meghnagi sparks controversy after saying in an interview that the Democratic Party is "seething with anti-Semites" and that "if Schlein and Conte won the election, we Jews would be shot in the streets."
Interbros >we must prevent this
Anonymous Poland No.150279933 >>150280044
>>150279805
Apparently done deal as Marotta just wants a quick plusvalenza
Anonymous Italy No.150280044 >>150280083
>>150279933
zalewski really thought he could compete to win something, back in the 7th place cagie you go
Anonymous Italy No.150280070 >>150280309
>Juventus have made contact to be kept informed about Edon Zhegrova as a late-market option.
>Marseille are in advanced talks and consider the Kosovan winger a priority target. Developments expected next week as Juve monitor the situation closely.
t.Fabrizio Balkano
Certified baller but he's probably too expensive and I doubt Lille wants to sell anyone to >us after David
Anonymous Poland No.150280083
>>150280044
He's a rare case of a player always playing a lot better for his NT than for his team.
Anonymous Finland No.150280108
i bet pavard is leaving since theo left too.

>Galtier acknowledged that “we’ve tried to convince him to join.”

>“But he has a lot of offers. And maybe he wants to stay in Europe because the World Cup is at the end of next season.”
Anonymous Italy No.150280309 >>150280421
>>150280070
>he's Albanian
wtf I thought he was Bosnian
Yeah I don't rate him anymore
Anonymous Italy No.150280421
>>150280309
What's the difference
coop manager Germany No.150280474
>doctor zhegrova
Imagine the edit with Doctor zingaro
Anonymous Switzerland No.150280584
Anonymous Belgium No.150280620 >>150280704
>sneedgrova
probably a shitter or jjust wouldnt be interested
Anonymous Italy No.150280704
>>150280620
Sell Bremer and Yildiz
Anonymous United States No.150280824
Znegruva is probably cheap at least because his contract is out next year, but a serious sporting society (tm) takes Lookman immediately and doesn’t look back
Anonymous Italy No.150280943 >>150281455
>Malacia to Riomma
Anonymous Italy No.150281045 >>150281455
La Malacia su Roma (1922)
Anonymous Italy No.150281171
Hot steamy Semitic sex with Laura Loomer
Anonymous Italy No.150281222
If allegri beats bari ('dronazzo) 2nite with that squad of bidonazzi they gave him it's a miracolo sportivo
Anonymous Poland No.150281446
apparently Sneedcho is rejecting Riomma as he only wants Jj
>Zhergova rumours
nigga was broken down all year
Anonymous Netherlands No.150281455
>>150280943
>>150281045
Did nobody at Porto, Roma or Besiktas watch him last season? Lil bro can't even cut it at memedivisie level, he was getting rinsed by FC Groningen wingers
Anonymous Italy No.150281486 >>150281625 >>150281693
Why do I keep getting matchmade (????) as the defending team in Breakthrough, just let me attack for once man, I need to complete the fucking challenge
Anonymous Denmark No.150281585
Enough with the EPLEL shitters already
Anonymous Germany No.150281615 >>150281771
post the allnegru chant
Anonymous Netherlands No.150281625 >>150281643
>>150281486
>Why do I keep getting matchmade as the defending team, just let me attack for once man, I need to complete the fucking challenge
Also what fullbacks say in an Allegri system
Anonymous Italy No.150281643
>>150281625
Heh
Anonymous Italy No.150281677
Who the fuck is Zingarova now
Gonna check the injury files on the Transfermark right in this second, I am sure he hasn't skipped most of the season last year
Anonymous Italy No.150281693 >>150282366
>>150281486
Was helping my friends with that challenge (luckily I got it day one when Rush dropped kek), EVERY SINGLE TIME defending on either Liberation or the Elkann birthplace map
I guess everyone is doing the same so the attack side is never empty enough for people to join
Anonymous Italy No.150281717 >>150281771 >>150281804
>Melvin Bard
New midfielder (?) of the day is up
My question is, however, who would wait nine months just to call their son "Melvin"?
Anonymous Netherlands No.150281771
>>150281615
Max Allnegru, he’s our man!
Dealing with negrus, yes he can!
He'll bring back the DNA!
Now Europe is M.I.A.!

>>150281717
Do NOT look up the name of the new Go Ahead Eagles coach!

Also you know how journalists like to append -ball to the name of coaches to describe their style of playing? They call his style "Jeu de Boel" and it's the best joke a sports journo has made in years
Anonymous Italy No.150281800
Boel Boegba
Anonymous Italy No.150281802
>Malacia
If Massara keeps talking to United they'll scam him out of Svilar for Onana too
Anonymous United States No.150281804
>>150281717
he's a left back lel, one of those old failed Lyon talents
Anonymous Switzerland No.150281806 >>150282016 >>150282285
Tick tock...
Anonymous Denmark No.150282016 >>150282977
>>150281806
>Gimenez but worse
Anonymous Italy No.150282088
Anonymous Italy No.150282285
>>150281806
this makes sense if the buy clause is at max 30 millions
Anonymous Finland No.150282287 >>150282291
dimas gole against olymbiacos looked like it was offside.
Anonymous Italy No.150282291
>>150282287
You know whose goal wasn't offside? Hakimi's
Anonymous Italy No.150282340 >>150282522
>Nicola Zalewski to Atalanta for 17 million
No refunds
Anonymous Italy No.150282366
>>150281693
I tried 5-6 Rush lobbies and I got assigned to the defending team EVERY fucking time, also Conquest is very fun now since 50% of the players keep jumping on the tanks to heal them lole
Anonymous Finland No.150282522 >>150282554
>>150282340
juric gonna unlock him. should put a resale clause
Anonymous Italy No.150282554 >>150282778
>>150282522
>juric
he doesn't eat the panettone methinks
Anonymous Croatia No.150282615
all roads lead home
Anonymous Italy No.150282778
>>150282554
Probably won't be eating pan di mort either
Anonymous Italy No.150282803 >>150282822 >>150282841 >>150283142
>Laporte to Como
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150282822
>>150282803
inb4 a varane moment
Anonymous Belgium No.150282841
>>150282803
burger status?
Anonymous Netherlands No.150282943
Sparta won.
Anonymous Switzerland No.150282977 >>150283027
>>150282016
He is the danish haaland
Anonymous Italy No.150283027
>>150282977
Another reason why a season without the tripletozzo would be a massive fallimentozzo
Anonymous United States No.150283142
>>150282803
good thing Jj doesn't have to worry about defense with stalwarts like Lloyd Kelly and Labubu leading the line
Anonymous United States No.150283177 >>150283470
Today, we are all Bari
Anonymous Germany No.150283258
calcio/biz/idea lloyd kelly for omari kellyman direct swap
Anonymous Italy No.150283321
Business idea: Les Enfants Terribles but Lloyd Kelly is the test subject
Anonymous Netherlands No.150283470
>>150283177
*reads*
Anonymous Italy No.150283501 >>150283716 >>150283763 >>150283902
>70000 tickets sold for Milan-Bari
Anonymous Italy No.150283679
>Pilar Fogliati next to Paratici
Mmmmh
Anonymous Italy No.150283716
>>150283501
well it's a derby
Anonymous Italy No.150283763
>>150283501
Keeeeek bbilan casciavit can't afford to go on holidays in August so they go to the stadium instead
Anonymous Germany No.150283795 >>150283871
Why so many tickets for the Silvio Berlusconi cup?
Anonymous Italy No.150283871
>>150283795
everyone wants to see allegri's glorious milan
Anonymous Italy No.150283902
>>150283501
>Milan-Bari
Who plays at home?
Anonymous Switzerland No.150283991
>Swiss third league team SC Cham (total club worth 1.65 milion CHF) wins the first Swiss Cup round against FC Lugano 3:2.
Italians will never experience this kind of football kino
Anonymous Italy No.150284070 >>150284177
If the club was from the jewishest canton, it'd be called SC Chaim
Anonymous Switzerland No.150284177
>>150284070
>Cham is city in canton Zug. Residents of canton Zug have the highest purchasing power in Switzerland (€64,990 per capita or CHF70,699) - almost one and a half times the national average.
Anonymous Netherlands No.150284336 >>150285407
Cauliflower gole
Anonymous Italy No.150285029
R6 Twinkazzo operator (actually a 40yo from Lugano) reveal in 49 minutes
Anonymous Italy No.150285407
>>150284336
>still playing fullback
fucking piece of shit spaniard and anglos ruining his career all because of two liste tier negrus
Anonymous Netherlands No.150285675
We're up Cruisekings

Related to Calcio because he's bound to appear in the Como stadium sooner or later.
Anonymous Italy No.150285709
Cruise Kings
Anonymous Switzerland No.150285719
>want to watch manu arse
>provider has connections problem
>shows alkmaar instead
I know for a fact that this is a bad sign for tonight
Anonymous Netherlands No.150285957
2 points gained on AZ and Ajax
Anonymous United States No.150286077
>>150279296
Classic
Anonymous Italy No.150286231
Lukak-ACK
Anonymous Italy No.150286246
Ruben Amuninni
Anonymous Netherlands No.150286297 >>150286440
Netherlands? European champions.
Germany? Lost of course.
Anonymous Italy No.150286369
>Antoine Joujou
Parma has one of the zestiest sounding negrus in their squad.
Anonymous Switzerland No.150286403
Netherlands? Posting offtopic shit.
Germany? Posting unfunny shit of course.
Anonymous Italy No.150286438 >>150286925 >>150308567
>Atalanta made a new approach for Filip Kostić last night after the friendly match against Juventus: refusal from the bianconeri who consider the player important as a substitute for Cambiaso!
t. Romanov Agrestyiv
Anonymous Italy No.150286440
>>150286297
realistically speaking how many hours of videos of field hockey players masturbating with the bat are floating out there in the cloud?
Anonymous Netherlands No.150286474
Hey Siri, would this be "on topic" in a thread dedicated to Italian football? And on a scale from My-Melody to Twinkazzo, how much of a hypocrite would that person be to accuse others of going off topic?
Anonymous Switzerland No.150286662
>look I mentioned the videogame
>look I called him the name
>look I deliberately ignore that he talked about a bad omen related to tonights game
Anonymous United States No.150286684
every time you watch the bremer league you understand how pep managed to turn it into a joke
Anonymous Italy No.150286925 >>150286960
Sectors captured challenge? Completed :)
>>150286438
Please tell me this is a joke
Anonymous Italy No.150286960 >>150287031 >>150287050
>>150286925
Good work, I'm levelling up the remaining weapons and test recoils
Especially that LMG, seems trash for the little I've played but I keep seeing people get triple-quadruples constantly on the killfeed
>Please tell me this is a joke
H-haha...
Anonymous Netherlands No.150287031 >>150287244
>>150286960
I have to feel a bit for the devs, LMG's just seem the toughest weapons to balance in any game. Considering the size and power you maybe should do something about the player movement, but that just feels terrible for the player. So you do something about the gun itself but it must be so tricky to get it right, much more than your assault rifles and snipers for example.
Anonymous Italy No.150287050
>>150286960
They get tons of kills because they hipfire shoot with them me think, the last DMR you unlock is pretty good
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150287244 >>150287296
>>150287031
cod4 had them right with the saw and rpd blops2 with the lsat
Anonymous Netherlands No.150287296
>>150287244
And both are some of the best FPS' ever made for that reason
Anonymous Italy No.150287542 >>150287582 >>150287682
>only got two kills with the pistol during the whole open beta
:^(
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150287582 >>150287682 >>150287755
>>150287542
I got it to lvl5 but its even worse than the bf1 kolibri
Anonymous Italy No.150287586 >>150287619
reaching levels of Calcio never previously thought possible
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150287619
>>150287586
I open the stream and the first thing I see is a complete cluster fuck of swings and miss kicks all in the 6 yard box
Anonymous Italy No.150287682 >>150287755 >>150287832
>>150287582
>>150287542
How many dogtags? I got 18 so far, too bad they won't count for the full game ;_;
Anonymous Italy No.150287755
>>150287582
Yeah but the kolibri was a meme pistol, it had a purpose. The P18 is just bad, I hope they increase its damage output because it's pretty useless unless you use it to finish an enemy
>>150287682
Around 6 or 7, didn't get enough chances to stab people
Anonymous Denmark No.150287764 >>150288010
Will Allegri bench the mexican and use Leao as Center Forward?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150287832
monza froccinone penals in 5 minutes btw
>>150287682
I think somewhere around 10, most from a lucky flank a group liberation peak campers
Anonymous Netherlands No.150287861
Wait, the game against Bari isn't even a friendly game? They're already playing for the Coppa?
Lmao, kek what a humiliation
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150287936
fuck sake you shite bastards I wanted penals
Anonymous Switzerland No.150288010
>>150287764
I trust him in the attack but the three man defense makes me nervous
Anonymous Greece No.150288035
HE'S HERE
Anonymous Switzerland No.150288212 >>150288247 >>150288271 >>150288793
OFFICIAL LINEUP
Anonymous Italy No.150288247
>>150288212
This is legitimately a team that has to win by a 30 points margin. If Allegri doesn't deliver it will be the biggest mostest humiliating fallimentozzonissimo everissimo
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150288271 >>150288340 >>150288521
>>150288212
do you reckon this will be or at least similar to the starting lineup for the first serieass game?
Anonymous Switzerland No.150288340
>>150288271
No idea but I hope for:

Mike
Atakhame - gabbia - pavlo - estupi
Modric - ricci - jashari
Puli - gimenez - leao
Anonymous Denmark No.150288521
>>150288271
Allegru hates the mexican for some reason
Anonymous Italy No.150288793
>>150288212
>park the bus and counter with a dribbly midget and a pacey negru upfront that can't play with their back to the goal whatsoever
It's Bery so it doesn't really matter one way or another, but interesting
Anonymous Italy No.150288817
Why are they still wearing the shirt from 3 years ago and who decided to shit on the crest kek
Anonymous Netherlands No.150288829 >>150288842 >>150288881
Non-narcissistic line-ups showing both teams:
Anonymous Belgium No.150288842 >>150288924
>>150288829
ternano legend gaston pereiro
Anonymous Italy No.150288848
Just noticed bbilan did more mercato than us wtf
Anonymous Denmark No.150288881
>>150288829
>Dickmann
Anonymous Italy No.150288924
>>150288842
Miss him every hour of every day
Anonymous Switzerland No.150288953 >>150289016
>Tare: "Yes a striker must arrive. Vlahovic is an option."
Can allegri unlock him?
Anonymous Italy No.150289016
>>150288953
Vlahovic scored 80 goals in a single season with Allegri
Anonymous Italy No.150289055
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ME
Anonymous Italy No.150289091
>HNC to Turdino for 7-8m
wtf that's crazy cheap
Anonymous Switzerland No.150289124
Welcome terra!
Anonymous Switzerland No.150289142
Welcome athe!
Welcome winter!
Welcome estupi!
Anonymous Switzerland No.150289160
Welcome ricci!
Welcome ardon!
Welcome luka!
Anonymous Brazil No.150289247 >>150289263
Hi. Just tuned into Cesena x Pisa. What should I know about this fixture as I watch it?
Anonymous Italy No.150289263
>>150289247
No minors, so you might aswell turn it off
Anonymous Switzerland No.150289348
LETS FUCKING GO!

FORZA!
MILAN!

FORZA!
MILAN!

FO
ZA

MI
LAN
Anonymous Italy No.150289387 >>150289436
Why is it stuttering?
Anonymous Germany No.150289412
let's go milan chads
Anonymous Venezuela No.150289427
che confusione
Anonymous Netherlands No.150289436
>>150289387
Multitasking can lead to some small errors. It already doesn't have too many braincells to spare but when it also tries to complete its HKIA dailies at the same time as insufferableposting things go awry.
Anonymous United States No.150289443
Ridiculous bbilan kit
Anonymous Switzerland No.150289522
PENALTY!
Anonymous Switzerland No.150289598
Bad ref
Anonymous Switzerland No.150289630
RAAAAAAFFFFFFAAAAAEEEEELLLLLL

LLLLLLLLEEEEEEEAAAAAAAOOOOOO
Anonymous Italy No.150289638 >>150289652
The more I see this Milan playing the more I realize that this team is genuinely the best one Serie A will ever face, I smell a fallimento bigger than the illegitimate state of Palestine if Allegri doesn't win this
Anonymous Venezuela No.150289652 >>150289667
>>150289638
sybau
Anonymous Italy No.150289655
real slush fund hours
Anonymous Italy No.150289667
>>150289652
What?
Anonymous Switzerland No.150289674
Fuxk I hope he isnt injured
Anonymous United States No.150289679
Pellegrino looking like argentine Woltemessi, shit they probably share a great grandpa
Anonymous Netherlands No.150289717
>injuring yourself against Bari
Lole
Anonymous Italy No.150289721 >>150289766 >>150290203
>Folletti is at bbilan now
Kek
KEK
Anonymous Italy No.150289727
>leao dead
Ehhhhhhhhhh but they assured me that allegri has le epic culo
Anonymous Switzerland No.150289740
Puli plays bad
Anonymous Italy No.150289766 >>150289797 >>150289820 >>150289896
>>150289721
Who?
Anonymous Switzerland No.150289771 >>150289802
Yeah ref is against milan
Anonymous Netherlands No.150289797
>>150289766
Anonymous Switzerland No.150289802
>>150289771
!!!
Anonymous Italy No.150289820 >>150289862
>>150289766
Allegri's fitness coach, expect Lemao to gain muscle mass and slow down plus bbilan players dying for muscles related injuries
Anonymous Italy No.150289862
>>150289820
>it's raining, kurpa de alekre
Anonymous Finland No.150289884
17m for asllani 17m for zalewski.
Anonymous United States No.150289896
>>150289766
The Monster of Florence, The killer of Amanda Knox’s roommate, the man whispering in Pontius Pilate’s ear to kill Jedus
Anonymous Italy No.150289933
Norman Jedus
Anonymous Belgium No.150289992
17m for mckennie 17m for david
Anonymous Switzerland No.150289996
Disgrace of a ref
Anonymous Switzerland No.150290191
Estupi plays really good but puli not
Anonymous Italy No.150290203
>>150289721
Anonymous Italy No.150290217
All in its head?
Anonymous Italy No.150290268 >>150290278
Tomori is elite
Anonymous Switzerland No.150290278
>>150290268
No
Anonymous Italy No.150290434
Allegri is doing quel che può with these abominations, even fofana has been allegrified
That said, if milan holds on to this 1-0 it's a 'racolo di Max and he deserves a statue outside san siro
Anonymous Italy No.150290477 >>150290512
Mo the strongest team in Serie A since 1931 is actually full of abominations, massive narrazione to hide a potential fallimentozzo by Allegri. This team has to win the tripletozzo, that's factual
Anonymous Italy No.150290512 >>150290598
>>150290477
Name a single good player milan bought during this mercato
Anonymous Netherlands No.150290537 >>150290660 >>150290692 >>150290708
Matchday 2 has now finished
Anonymous Italy No.150290598 >>150290629
>>150290512
Ricci is the best shitalian midfielder ever, Modric is the most successful midfielder in history and has won more CLs than all shitalian clubs combined, Jashari is a top5 best U23 midfielders
No single team in Europe had a market as good as this but the narrazione wants Allegri to coach a team of abominations when it's actually a top3 European teams
Anonymous Switzerland No.150290629
>>150290598
>Ricci is the best shitalian midfielder ever, Modric is the most successful midfielder in history and has won more CLs than all shitalian clubs combined, Jashari is a top5 best U23 midfielders
Truth nvke
Anonymous United States No.150290660 >>150290708 >>150290796
>>150290537
redpill me on heerenveen
am i wrong for liking the crest
Anonymous Italy No.150290692 >>150290708 >>150290796
>>150290537
Why didn't the Eagles go ahead
Anonymous Switzerland No.150290708 >>150290735
>>150290537
>>150290660
>>150290692
Offtopic.
Anonymous Italy No.150290730
so when I came out of the pizzeria with my family we met my cousin and he was as shocked as me by seeing they didn't have the tv on when allegri's milan was about to play. he was the local team bomber but got ACL and stopped playing, he was there with a fiketta. If I was more like him I could also have a gf, at least a cat purred on me
Anonymous Italy No.150290735
>>150290708
Proof?
Anonymous Switzerland No.150290768
PULI
SICKKKKKKKK
Anonymous Italy No.150290777 >>150290797 >>150290822 >>150290965 >>150293980 >>150300599
Another lost final for our intersissies!
Anonymous Italy No.150290780
holy american redbirdian gods I kneel
Anonymous Italy No.150290787
Allegrified PuliGOD
Anonymous Netherlands No.150290796 >>150291028
>>150290692
They did, but then the ref got a call from the Dutch Marotta and gifted Ajax a gole

>>150290660
The club that most embodies the Frisian identity, even more so than Cambuur (the club of the Frisian capital). Usually have some intrasting Scandinavian players and have a big tradition of having great strikers. Van Nistelrooy and Huntelaar played there for example.

Their big rivals are FC Groningen, was played this weekend and it's known as The Derby of the Norf.
Anonymous Italy No.150290797 >>150294041
>>150290777
Finals are made to be won, not played... do the drag queens know that?!
Anonymous Netherlands No.150290822
>>150290777
>Emma Stolen Godo
Kino name
Anonymous Switzerland No.150290886
Grande loftus!
Anonymous Denmark No.150290940
>Allegrified Loftus Cheek
Man made horrors beyond belief
Anonymous Italy No.150290965 >>150290989 >>150291009
>>150290777
Who's that qt
Anonymous Switzerland No.150290971
Estupi and salad are machines!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150290982 >>150291017
Cesena v Pisa is going to pens in 2 minuti
Anonymous Italy No.150290989
>>150290965
Cristina Libran
Anonymous Netherlands No.150291009
>>150290965
https://www.instagram.com/cristinalibraan/
Anonymous Switzerland No.150291017 >>150291043
>>150290982
>watching literally whos when Milan is playing
Anonymous United States No.150291028 >>150291071
>>150290796
mo i will support them when it doesnt conflict with feye :3
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150291043
>>150291017
I have 2 eyes, I can watch 2 games
Anonymous Netherlands No.150291071
>>150291028
Also the "hearts" on the badge and shirt aren't hearts. They're "pompebleden", Frisian for lily pads
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150291074
duccio screenshot his post for when bbilan lose to pisa
Anonymous Switzerland No.150291094
MODRIC INCOMING
Anonymous Switzerland No.150291127 >>150291173
ARDON INCPMING TOO
Anonymous Italy No.150291139
Is Jashari a common Swiss surname?
Anonymous Netherlands No.150291168
>shed blood, sweat and tears trying to sign some literally who
>still 0 edits to be seen
Well well well
Anonymous Denmark No.150291173 >>150291221 >>150291281
>>150291127
How is Taco Bell playing?
Anonymous Italy No.150291175
Majid Hosseini vs Başakşehir

90’ Mins played
8.2 Rating
36/37 (97%) Acc passes
1/1 (100%) Successful dribbles
3/4 (75%) Acc long balls
4/6 (67%) Tackles won
15!! Defensive contributions
12/16 (75%) Duels won

This is a Centre Back in their prime. An absolute machine. Unreal.
Anonymous Italy No.150291191
Majin Huijsen
Anonymous Switzerland No.150291221
>>150291173
Meh.Not really bad not really good
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150291244
some great pen saves so far
Anonymous Netherlands No.150291257
Went to an Italian restaurant the other day and the waiter nearly dropped a plate of food. It was a great penne save.
Anonymous Switzerland No.150291281
>>150291173
Oh he made an assist I forgot
>150291257
His first good post since I'm back
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150291293
1x semper pls
pisa win 2-1 on pens
Anonymous Switzerland No.150291402
NOAH INCOMING
Anonymous Switzerland No.150291485
What a shitty ref incredible
Anonymous Netherlands No.150291517 >>150291691
Sleep tight /seriea/
Anonymous Italy No.150291530
Kolo Muani is a flat earther
Anonymous Switzerland No.150291620
DISGRACE
THIS REF MUST LOSE HIS JOB
Anonymous Italy No.150291652
GODllegri won.
Anonymous United States No.150291691
>>150291517
For me it's the married guys doing their best to not get caught staring.
Anonymous Switzerland No.150291711
Good game.
Defense looks stable. Tomori weak.
Midfield? Crazy. Salad really strong. Modric wow. Even fofana was good. Jasharibwas nervous and made some mistakes. Ricci also very good.
Attack? Puli weak start but got better. Leao incredible good. Lets hope its not a grave injury. Santi? Not good
Anonymous Netherlands No.150291755 >>150291872 >>150292027
>so Anon, what do you want to talk about now it's just me and you?
Anonymous Italy No.150291872 >>150291910 >>150291916 >>150292004
>>150291755
>So listen, What they don’t want you to know is that Hello Kitty Island Adventure isn’t just a game, it’s a psychological warfare tool funded through backchannel Atlanticist think tanks tied directly to NATO’s cultural subversion units. The Council on Foreign Relations, the Trilateral Commission, and a shadowy Hello Kitty–Lockheed Martin joint venture (code-named OPERATION SANRIO SHIELD) have funneled billions into the game’s development. Why? Because they’re using Hello Kitty! Yes, the adorable feline with no mouth, as a symbolic stand-in for the silent compliance of Western citizens under Atlanticist hegemony. No mouth, no dissent. Coincidence? Think again. Players of Hello Kitty Island Adventure are unknowingly being data-mined for emotional compliance indicators, feeding advanced NATO AI systems designed to predict and manipulate public opinion in the Euro-Atlantic sphere. Every friendship you make, every cupcake you bake in-game feeds the algorithm. Meanwhile, subliminal imagery embedded in the game’s pastel landscapes reinforces pro-NATO sentiment, conditioning young minds to accept an ever-expanding Atlantic order, while distracting them from real geopolitical shifts in Eurasia. It’s a digital coloring book for empire. And don’t even get me started on the Anglo-Japanese soft power alliance being solidified under the guise of “cute diplomacy.”
Anonymous Italy No.150291910
>>150291872
I support ukraine and now I want to play hello kitty island adventure
Anonymous Netherlands No.150291916
>>150291872
>Mmm, so you’re telling me if I play Hello Kitty Island Adventure, I’ll be brainwashed into loving NATO…? Maybe I want to be brainwashed… if it means I get to spend more time with you explaining these top-secret conspiracies. You’ll have to be my personal handler though… think you can handle me?
Anonymous Netherlands No.150292000
New DLC world just leaked
Anonymous Italy No.150292004
>>150291872
>Yes, the adorable feline with no mouth, as a symbolic stand-in for the silent compliance of Western citizens under Atlanticist hegemony. No mouth, no dissent. Coincidence? Think again.
Kek
Anonymous United States No.150292027
>>150291755
sorry sweaty I’m loyal to carolina neto as far as portuguese instagram whores go
Anonymous Finland No.150292786
scarpini called bistecca in the olymbiacos game bis bis.
Anonymous Denmark No.150293023
>Allegrified Bartesaghi
Anonymous Netherlands No.150293283 >>150293302
Committed the major crime of watching the extended highlights ot ManU - Arsenal and /ourboy/ had a really gud game despite the result.
Anonymous Belgium No.150293302 >>150293335
>>150293283
>/ourboy/
who?
Anonymous Italy No.150293318
>extended highlights
Do Indians really watch THAT?
Anonymous Netherlands No.150293335 >>150293587
>>150293302
Matthijs de Donker
Anonymous Belgium No.150293587
>>150293335
never heard of him
Anonymous Denmark No.150293804
Japan ist white
Anonymous Italy No.150293915
>Pusha Z to some Saudi club for 45 cherubillions
Anonymous Italy No.150293980 >>150300599 >>150300599
>>150290777
>bragging about womeme games
judentus bros..
Anonymous Italy No.150294041 >>150294122
>>150290797
>How many Champions League finals has Juventus lost? Unfortunately for Juventus, they have also lost a record seven finals in the competition
Anonymous Italy No.150294046
Well the last men's first team was weeks ago and it didn't end up that well for (You), didn't really feel like bringing it up again
Anonymous Netherlands No.150294057 >>150294091 >>150294112
Speaking of Champions League final records:
Anonymous Italy No.150294091
>>150294057
Beppe that's offisde, they will disallow it. Mayulu will also get a 2y suspension
Anonymous Netherlands No.150294112 >>150294149
>>150294057
Which one of The Unplayables is putting Mayulu on-side btw, Pastoni and his aura?
Anonymous Italy No.150294122
>>150294041
Based
Anonymous Italy No.150294149
>>150294112
Yeah but don't forget he's the best centre-back in the world at everything that isn't actually related to defending so it doesn't count
Anonymous Panama No.150296106
lmao why is bblan playing copa italia in august
Anonymous Switzerland No.150297908 >>150298184 >>150299366
Good morning!

This pic goes hard!
Anonymous Italy No.150298180
>Bailey to Roma for €20 million
What a war machine Gasp is building
Anonymous Italy No.150298184
>>150297908
gran raduno abomini
Anonymous Italy No.150298963 >>150299088
Anonymous Poland No.150299088
>>150298963
2door unironically looks like a dude who wanted to bum a cig off me in front of a store yesterday
Anonymous Italy No.150299293
goodbye great champion, I'll miss you
Anonymous Italy No.150299298 >>150299363
>Sancho jumped
maybe there is a god
Anonymous Italy No.150299363 >>150299369
>>150299298
I'm not a riommer but sancho once agains proves how much of a dickhead he is. Good chances of champions qualification, gasperini one of europe's best managers...these premier memes just keep riding the wave. We as long as they keep getting hired I guess they're right
Anonymous Italy No.150299366
>>150297908
Anonymous Italy No.150299369
>>150299363
I wonder if he was just the usual kind of retarded or he realized that Gasperini was just going to bench him whenever he wouldn't run to press.
Anonymous Belgium No.150299414
kys grimolli
Anonymous Germany No.150299426 >>150299462
>he's not investing in luccacoin
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150299447 >>150299867 >>150300630
Question for the Serie B and Venice fans
How hard is it for a tourist to get a ticket to a game?
Anonymous Poland No.150299462
>>150299426
putting my money on circaticoin
Anonymous Switzerland No.150299623 >>150299720
>Leeds is close to signing Noah Okafor from Milan! A proposal worth over 20 million euros was submitted today
Austrian defender Dino Kurbegovic, born in 2009, has signed with AC Milan and will be part of the Under-17 team
>Lukaku has suffered a high-grade injury! AC Milan plays against Napoli on September 28!
AC Milan is pleased to welcome Q8 into the Club's family of Regional Partners, as the Official Fuel Partner.
>Leao’s injury is nothing serious.
Milans striker situation:
>Vlahović: The preferred option with full consensus, but only if the deal costs become favourable for Milan. As of now, that’s not the case — still, he remains one of the top names on the list.
Højlund: The hottest name! Milan have been working on him the most these past days. This week will be decisive for the deal — new talks are definitely coming.
>Jackson: Always one of Milan’s main targets, but a complicated one due to the price. Let’s see if this week Chelsea will open up to a favourable deal formula that works for Milan.
The two other names on AC Milan’s striker list are Breel Embolo and Tolu Arokodare.
Anonymous Italy No.150299654 >>150299703 >>150299720
>Lakaka out for at least 3 months
Uh oh
Anonymous Italy No.150299703
>>150299654
he will never be a starter again, Lucca is better
Anonymous Croatia No.150299704
Delta Forcebros... we're almost there
Anonymous Italy No.150299720 >>150299772
>>150299654
No way he'll force rhe return on world cup year, 2022-23 season repeat
>>150299623
Tolu Arokodare sounds like a Milan player
Anonymous Netherlands No.150299723 >>150299746 >>150299751
>A two hour showcase of what's next in video games with world premieres, new game announcements, and a musical performance from Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. This tuesday; pre-show starts at 19:30 and main show at 20:00.
Related to calcio because Sami Khedira will get on stage and present Grimolli's latest signing.
Anonymous Croatia No.150299746
>>150299723
Anonymous Italy No.150299751 >>150299771 >>150299855
>>150299723
Why there's so many sequels in geimu industry?
Anonymous Netherlands No.150299771
>>150299751
That's hardly exclusive to the geimu industry, even movies like The Accountant are getting sequels these days. With ballooning budgets execs want the relatively safe bets of established IP's instead of taking risks.
Anonymous Italy No.150299772
>>150299720
He can't force it, it's a high-grade muscle tear for which he might need to get a surgery.
His season is fucked considering that he takes longer than other players to get in shape
Anonymous Netherlands No.150299847 >>150299854
>Al Ahli has submitted an official €25M offer for Manuel #Locatelli, but #Juventus rejected it without hesitation. The Bianconeri club considers the Italian midfielder a cornerstone of their technical project and has no intention of letting him go.
- Vacuous Romano
Anonymous Italy No.150299854
>>150299847
>45m for Pusha Z
>25m for Lukakatelli
Lole even Arabs know he's trash
Anonymous United States No.150299855
>>150299751
stuck culture
Anonymous Italy No.150299867
>>150299447
no clue but likely not hard if you try, just know that with every club you can't buy them the first days as a pleb as the selling is reserved to ticket holders for the first 3 or 4 days usually
Anonymous Netherlands No.150299965
-5 days, 4 hours and 14 minutes
Anonymous Germany No.150300026
>he has never visited lucca
Anonymous Netherlands No.150300052
My best /seriea/ fren told me not to go to Tuscany
Anonymous Saudi Arabia No.150300126 >>150300228
when does serie ass starts holy fuck what’s wrong with shitalians
Anonymous Poland No.150300228
>>150300126
having a siesta, please understand
Anonymous Switzerland No.150300271 >>150300285 >>150300469
Anonymous Belgium No.150300285 >>150300303
>>150300271
>30 bucks a month
God I love watching calcio illegally
Anonymous Switzerland No.150300303 >>150300320
>>150300285
>>30 bucks a month
*to watch only your team

Also
>sell oka for 20m
>sell musah for 20m
>buy lookman for 40m
Anonymous Netherlands No.150300306 >>150300328
>posting about a way to only watch the games of 1 (one) club
Real narcissism moment
Anonymous Switzerland No.150300320 >>150300329
>>150300303
Or chiesa?
Anonymous Italy No.150300328
>>150300306
More like peak poorfaggotry aka palestinianotry
Anonymous Switzerland No.150300329 >>150300359
>>150300320
Or adeyemi?
Anonymous Italy No.150300359
>>150300329
Yildiz for 15m
Anonymous Switzerland No.150300372
Should balotelli and conte link up? One last ride?
Anonymous Italy No.150300469 >>150300514
>>150300271
it's spelled dazn it reads jews
Anonymous Italy No.150300474
Twinkazzo is the kind of guy who supports Palestine just to be a contrarian
Anonymous Netherlands No.150300488 >>150300683 >>150302194
>UK regulator Ofcom issues £20,000 fine to Delaware-incorporated 4chan
>they're under no obligation to pay obviously
Only a matter of time before Keir Zedong's government straight bans the 4chinz. The day of the last anglo post in /seriea/ draws near...
Anonymous United States No.150300514 >>150303860
>>150300469
the politically correct term is ‘Dazidim’
Anonymous Saudi Arabia No.150300577 >>150300597 >>150300653
Where’s the fanta league you guys are slacking
Anonymous Poland No.150300597
>>150300577
*sips*
Anonymous Canada No.150300599 >>150300985
>>150290777
>>150293980
>>150293980
could be worse, you could be English
flooding the interconnected nets with bragging, nay, positively crowing, over beating teams from countries with like 25 total women's players in them, after having invested millions in women's football over decades, with a return of one (1) total trophy
and telling everyone that now the 59 years of hurt are over now, no moar need for dreaming, football's come home now that we've won the euro cup of a sport that maybe 4 countries worldwide care about
such is the nature of the eternal anglo
Anonymous Italy No.150300624 >>150300653
>Villarreal are interested in Pinamonti, and discussions are underway with Sassuolo, who are asking for €20 million
Anonymous Canada No.150300630
>>150299447
Venezia's stadium was a dump when I went in 2018 just fyi, and there was virtually nobody there on a Saturday evening kickoff
though apparently when they got back up to A they remodelled it, maybe even painted over some of the graffiti
Anonymous United States No.150300653
>>150300577
It’s up fra
>>150300624
>branching out and becoming falsevalenza in other leagues
I kneel
Anonymous Italy No.150300683 >>150300707 >>150300733 >>150301312
>>150300488
Meet your heroes
https://www.ofcom.org.uk/about-ofcom/structure-and-leadership/ofcom-board
Anonymous Netherlands No.150300707 >>150302446
>>150300683
Don't show this to Twinkazzo, it will find the lack of diversity very upsetting. Nobody to represent its beloved Chococat!
Anonymous Belgium No.150300725
kys grimolli
Anonymous Italy No.150300733
>>150300683
/ourgirl/ Melanie is making waves
https://www.weforum.org/people/melanie-dawes/
Anonymous Italy No.150300813 >>150300990
>Lukaku, if surgery is chosen, it will mean a 4-5 month layoff (Gazzetta)

Career over?
Anonymous Italy No.150300864
Post the twinkazzo selfie I need to cum
Anonymous Netherlands No.150300898 >>150300937 >>150300985
>‘Luciano Valente (Lazio lifelong) is too good not to play, which makes things very complicated.’ observes NOS commentator Arman Avsaroglu. Robin van Persie (Jj DNA in another timeline) is facing an increasingly challenging situation at Feyenoord. The coach has several options in midfield and on the wings, but that also means that talented players such as Luciano Valente are currently left out of the starting line-up. According to Avsaroglu, however, the midfield fenomeno is too good to be sitting on the bench on a regular basis. This forces Van Persie to make important choices, because established names such as Timber, Steijn and Hwang are also hard to beat.
Anonymous Italy No.150300937 >>150300969
>>150300898
>Arman Avsaroglu
as dutch as bicycles and shipping containers full of drugs
Anonymous Italy No.150300957 >>150300966
I just read a rumors that I really didn't want to read. I am shaking right in this second, typing this post is taking much longer than it should
Anonymous Italy No.150300966
>>150300957
>Dopo il primo rifiuto della Juventus, l'Al Ahly sta pensando di alzare l'offerta per Manuel Locatelli.
Just read an extremely positive rumor related to the one that froze my blood so maybe we're all going to make it
Anonymous Netherlands No.150300969 >>150300990
>>150300937
Turks are kino and bring baklava and kebabs, and as I said before. Istanbul was a great place to visit. You can really tell they are capable of actually having civilization unlike the kanker nafri hordes.
Anonymous Italy No.150300971
>established names such as Timber, Steijn and Hwang
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150300985 >>150301165 >>150302194
>>150300599
*two (2) total trophies
>>150300898
RVP is pushing him out, lucky luciano will fall into fabbiani's arms next summer
Anonymous Belgium No.150300990
>>150300969
fuck off mehmet
>>150300813
finally
Anonymous Netherlands No.150301165
>>150300985
I am now reminded of the "Pushing Him Out Of The Club" era of /seriea/ schizos
Anonymous Croatia No.150301312
>>150300683
how many of these people are kankerjuden
Anonymous Netherlands No.150301365 >>150301372 >>150301412
Sword of the Sea reviews are up
Anonymous Italy No.150301372
>>150301365
I see no sea
Anonymous Croatia No.150301412
>>150301365
>"game" is about fighting so-called "climate change"
Anonymous Netherlands No.150301433
The president of Nottingham Forest is negotiating directly with Comolli to reach a definitive conclusion of the deal related to Douglas Luiz.
- Matteo Moretto

After the first refusal from Juventus, Al Ahli is considering raising the offer for Manuel Locatelli.
- Michele (Ladies' name) De Blasis
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150301559 >>150302194
fucking hell the Domenico Monterisi looks like it was placed in the middle of a shanty town
Anonymous Netherlands No.150301607
Keri Russell and Gillian Anderson taking turns spitting in my mouth
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150301643
Valentin-ACK
Anonymous Switzerland No.150301853
>There is not yet full agreement between the clubs, there is a slight gap in the valuation of Okafor. Milan would like a figure slightly higher than 20M. A deal could be closed between 18 and 20M. Furlani is in close contact with Leeds to reach a definitive agreement.
The management of Al-Ahli is reportedly looking to sign one of Locatelli, Zakaria, or Fofana. The club has initiated negotiations with the three clubs to acquire one of these players. If one of the three were to join, they would be included in the squad in place of Kessié.
>Juve has no intention of selling Vlahovic for less than 20M, and he has no intention of lowering his monstrous 12M salary. Under these conditions, Milan will look elsewhere. However, Milan's hope remains: that the passage of time will lead to more reasonable decisions, especially from Vlahovic.
Why is he so greedy?
Anonymous Italy No.150301906 >>150302015
>The oldest Despacito brother is still at Spice
wtf there are serie a midfielders worse than him
Anonymous Croatia No.150302007
I am now singing Despacito in my head

suave suavecito
Anonymous Italy No.150302015
>>150301906
he has a big handicap, he is Italian
Anonymous United States No.150302071 >>150302104
>Gabriele Artistico
Reminds me Serie A has been lacking good and memeable names lately
Anonymous Italy No.150302104
>>150302071
that's why you should watch the serie B highlights every match day, Serie C is probably even better, but I wouldn't recommend it in good faith.
Anonymous Italy No.150302184
did you know Candela, Candelari and Candellone all play in the same league?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150302190
verona refballing ngl
Anonymous Denmark No.150302194 >>150302224 >>150302268
>>150300985
>>150301559
Bong bro please prepare for the coming bongocaust the pieces are already in motion >>150300488
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150302224
>>150302194
doubt they'll ban it otherwise it'd send the real nutters on here over the edge but if they do there are plenty of ways around region blocks
Anonymous Italy No.150302232
Comolli where are the cessions
Anonymous Netherlands No.150302268
>>150302194
Don't worry, just 2 more weeks until the uprising begins
Anonymous Italy No.150302281 >>150302386 >>150302532 >>150302894
I have no cool Fanta ideas other than Killsoys and maybe Trimoni
Anonymous Italy No.150302373 >>150302394
Surely Riomma can't miss top4 this season
Anonymous Italy No.150302386 >>150302476
>>150302281
Gesù Rodriguez fra
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150302394
>>150302373
considering the purchases and the death of lukaku, they're favourites for the scudetto, anything less is a failure
Anonymous Germany No.150302446
>>150300707
>diversity
there is a black there!
sorry my shift key is not working properly :^)
Anonymous Italy No.150302476
>>150302386
also Bat Urina for coomo
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150302479
veron-ACK
Anonymous Italy No.150302480
>Rabiot suspended
only one man can tame the beast
Anonymous Italy No.150302482
De Ligt - Bremer
Anonymous Netherlands No.150302491
Kelly - Bremer - De Ligt
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150302492
now we can have penals in 4 minutes
Anonymous Italy No.150302501 >>150302506
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150302506
>>150302501
god what a fun season that was
Anonymous Italy No.150302513
>Massara so incompetent that he has no name other than Sancho
Anonymous Italy No.150302517
Anonymous United States No.150302532
>>150302281
If Parma’s new Arteta cultist can actually coach I think there’s some decent players there. Genoa have a couple players I could see doing something also (Carboni, Venturino, the Romanegru).
Anonymous Netherlands No.150302549
>Annekee-less De Ligt back in Turin
Need it or sneed it?
Anonymous Italy No.150302555
De Ligt-less Annekee to Jj Women
Anonymous Denmark No.150302558
>Neapolis trying to hijack Højlund
Rude
Anonymous Netherlands No.150302563
*breaks a leg trying to warm-up*
Anonymous Italy No.150302573
>Nottingham Forest’s president (Evangelos Marinakis) is negotiating directly with Damien Comolli to finalise the Douglas Luiz transfer.
Wtf, based hivemind
Anonymous Denmark No.150302606
>5’3” and an attitude had less goals and assists than nico paz last season
Wtg
Anonymous Netherlands No.150302618
/seriea/ Challenge of the Month August 2025: learning about the differences between lesser and fewer
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150302623
nice try cerignola
Anonymous Denmark No.150302624 >>150302651 >>150302685
why is dutchio so passive aggressive?
Anonymous Netherlands No.150302637 >>150302657
Because my people get thrown into ovens when we become too assertive
Anonymous Switzerland No.150302651
>>150302624
Anonymous Italy No.150302657 >>150302668
>>150302637
Do your people taste any good
Anonymous Italy No.150302658
E malandragem
Anonymous Netherlands No.150302668
>>150302657
Hannibal pls
Anonymous Italy No.150302685 >>150302705 >>150303495
>>150302624
please understand, he's got nothing else going on other than height
Anonymous Serbia No.150302690 >>150302699 >>150302887
After 5+ years I still struggle to differentiate duccios
Anonymous Belgium No.150302699 >>150302710 >>150302736
>>150302690
I'm still convinced that there is only one Duccio
Anonymous Netherlands No.150302705
>>150302685
Name a poster with more orignal edits to his name.

Not worth the cat's cunt in real life, but it's something.
Anonymous Switzerland No.150302710 >>150302714
>>150302699
This but the italy flag
Anonymous Belgium No.150302714 >>150302749 >>150302825
>>150302710
I don't agree with this one, you can actively see the differences between the Italos
Anonymous Netherlands No.150302736
>>150302699
There's the one with the wife and kid (on the way) that's easy to distinguish. When trying to distinguis the rest of >us things become murkier.
Anonymous Switzerland No.150302749 >>150302825
>>150302714
It was a joke (the one poorfag schizo and all his personalities)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150302757
its a late gols type of day
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150302804
yay penals
Anonymous Italy No.150302806
Kwabdoria
Anonymous Denmark No.150302825 >>150303577 >>150308611
>>150302714
>>150302749
QRD on differentiating the Italos? I only recognize schizos typing style the rest i cant tell apart
Anonymous United States No.150302887
>>150302690
>Coomer duccio is Jj or he was Roma/Jj when Karsdorp played there, I think he’s the webm one
>Dad duccio is Roma
>There was/ an Inter duccio that was just a guy on Erasmus
>Elipse duccio was some variety of seamutt and a psv fan, he mostly stopped posting after he accidentally posted a pic of himself
Anonymous Finland No.150302894 >>150303354
>>150302281
mussolini is a must for everyone
Anonymous Switzerland No.150302916 >>150302936
Unironically happy that they repeated that penalty. I feel so bad when black player misses a pen. Especially in italy
Anonymous Italy No.150302936
>>150302916
>Unironically happy that they repeated that penalty.
Me too, so I can post ESPOSITO KWAB KWAB KWABDORIA
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150302938
o sissydoria
Anonymous United States No.150303018
>JUST IN: Napoli have inquired about Dušan Vlahović to replace the injured Lukaku.
t.Skysborr
Anonymous Finland No.150303044 >>150303506 >>150303532
>Report – Inter Milan Pull Out Of Race To Sign Ademola Lookman From Atalanta

fra what is this?? glad since it means more playing time for pew pew pew
Anonymous Netherlands No.150303215
>orca propaganda in my vidyas
Anonymous Canada No.150303354
>>150302894
I wonder why Romano has 0 azzurrini caps yet, hmm hmmmmzorz
Anonymous Croatia No.150303495
>>150302685
the height is self-reported
Anonymous United States No.150303506
>>150303044
Timeline Successfuly Diverged

Damien J Comolli, destiny is in your hands now. I know you will do the right thing
Anonymous United States No.150303512
bingo bongo gnonto
Anonymous United States No.150303532
>>150303044
never even needed lookman and it caused >us to miss out on lions
Anonymous Netherlands No.150303575
1 (one) out of 26 studies contains (some) self-reported measurements. This is enough for the Homo Croatiens to go scorched earth on everything in order to placate their national inferiority complex.

It's only a matter of time before it starts making up things about tourists, having the best coffee and/or the best hams to deflect from this reality.
Anonymous Switzerland No.150303577 >>150304520
>>150302825
Just intuition or by the topics they mention idk
Anonymous Switzerland No.150303616
Totally a normal reaction btw
Anonymous Croatia No.150303625 >>150304131
we are witnessing mental illness, folks

just smile and nod
Anonymous Netherlands No.150303658
Croatia and Albania linked up!
Anonymous Italy No.150303805
>Gianni Peccatore forfeiting to not show off his newly acquired skills before US Open
Anonymous Italy No.150303806
Como Hroatiens
Anonymous Italy No.150303845 >>150304000
Adamo Luciano and Kenan Yildiz linked up
Anonymous Italy No.150303860
>>150300514
>Dazidim but I don't believe 'em
Anonymous Italy No.150303875
>we are witnessing mental illness
first day here?
Anonymous United States No.150304000 >>150304029 >>150304044 >>150304055 >>150304212
>>150303845
>Writing "Yildiz"
STOP. DISRESPECTING. HIM.
Anonymous Italy No.150304010
>jannik siringer
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Anonymous Italy No.150304029
>>150304000
I said it before, this wonderful human being who is only 20 years old and mature beyond his years LOVES LOVES LOVES Juventus..

I’v identified him as a top 5 player in the entire world, and it will remain that way for a while..

Give him a 10 year MEGA DEAL contract!
Anonymous Switzerland No.150304044 >>150304062
>>150304000
I mean he is right. Writing / pronouncing a name correct is basic decency
Anonymous Belgium No.150304055
>>150304000
Anonymous Italy No.150304062 >>150304131
>>150304044
It’s so conflicting for me, because I’m a Catholic, but I’m also a hard-core fascist.. didn’t wanna be a fascist, but my country has been invaded by Third World people who are a bunch of Fucking animals.. I wish we had Donald Trump in Canada that would deport them all.
Anonymous Netherlands No.150304082
Correctly*

Also imagine talking about basic/common decency while being the type of person that regularly steals from a struggling Coop supermarket...
Anonymous Switzerland No.150304131 >>150304151
>>150304062
>>150303625
Anonymous Italy No.150304151
>>150304131
Does your wife know about your past?

Got even more info… but I won’t post it.. I’m not that mean spirited, just trolling for fun, don’t wanna ruin someone’s family life.
Anonymous Brazil No.150304212 >>150308133
>>150304000
judentus fans are from Ethiopia, Senegal, India and Turkey
Anonymous Netherlands No.150304221
Lazio fans are from Oz, Narnia, Middle-Earth and Azeroth
Anonymous Brazil No.150304239 >>150304245
Baggio hated playing for Judentus
says much about this club
Anonymous Italy No.150304245
>>150304239
It's Palestinentus. Jews are winners and rule the world.
Anonymous Netherlands No.150304251 >>150304306
Baggio never even entertained the possibility of having the thought of playing for Lazio
says much about this club
Anonymous Brazil No.150304306 >>150304408
>>150304251
Lazio had a gigasquadrone, we didn't need old Baggio
The number 10 forever is Gascoigne
Anonymous Switzerland No.150304337 >>150304350
>Al-Ahli begin talks with ACMilan midfielder Fofana - Juventus man also targeted
Anonymous Denmark No.150304350 >>150304443
>>150304337
Do we sell Fofana or Musah?
Anonymous Italy No.150304396 >>150304473
>Juventus man
Who
Anonymous Netherlands No.150304408
>>150304306
Tiny team cope, dilate until you get a balloon door winner you dirty pedo nonce
Anonymous Switzerland No.150304443
>>150304350
I would keep him but sell chuku and musah
Anonymous Italy No.150304473
>>150304396
It's a man so that leaves Conceiçao out
Roby Italy No.150304509 >>150304591
Mo I stay here because I need to look le cool and make this brazilian victory about me
Anonymous Denmark No.150304520 >>150304559
>>150303577
Name or describe 3 different italo posters who are not schizo
Anonymous Netherlands No.150304559
>>150304520
Kojimanon, Ternanaposter and ABDeWinter/Genoanon
Anonymous Brazil No.150304591
>>150304509
Romario was better than Maradona even in the bad boy RP
Italy couldn't keep up with the big engine in little wheels
Anonymous Belgium No.150304594
>Cuti Romero (Atalanta, Jj and Genoa legend) and his agent Ciro Palermo after new deal at Tottenham signed today until June 2029.
>Ciro Palermo
How does one have such a terrone name
Anonymous Netherlands No.150304608
Romario? Eredivisie legend and fenomeno
Anonymous Belgium No.150304624
havent checked todays rumors but kys grimolli
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150304643 >>150304818
barons' torino have an intrasting squad but they haven't looked impressive so far
Anonymous Brazil No.150304702
I like the video of Romário speaking Dutch in Brazil and showing off his guns
Back then it was easier to buy firearms than in the US
Anonymous Brazil No.150304818 >>150304911
>>150304643
I think Genoa is going to impress certainly above Torino
Vieira is a good manager
Anonymous Italy No.150304911 >>150304928 >>150304991 >>150305566
>>150304818
>this is the post that sealed the relegation with Peesa and Creamoneasy
Acabou
Anonymous Denmark No.150304927
Brexit vuol dire Brexit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150304928
>>150304911
>Creamoneasy
they'll survive thanks to HIM
Anonymous Switzerland No.150304950 >>150305049
I cant find the gif of the palestinian journalist beauty
Anonymous Netherlands No.150304985
Offtopic
Anonymous Brazil No.150304991 >>150305039
>>150304911
I don't understand
do you think Genoa is going to be relegated?
Anonymous Denmark No.150305012
Gnoto, Chiesa & Tiji all at the top of the eplel
Anonymous Italy No.150305039 >>150305088
>>150304991
depends how many more players the gyppo plans on selling before the market closes to finance the debt restructuring.
Anonymous Italy No.150305049
>>150304950
A terrorist.
Anonymous Netherlands No.150305077 >>150305252
>Singo (yes that one) linked to Barca
Tf
Anonymous Switzerland No.150305087
Why is he so feisty?
Anonymous Brazil No.150305088
>>150305039
they sold 3 players
one for 20 million, 1.5 million and 17 million
so the money is being used to pay off debts and not to buy players, interesting
That's why all the arrivals are from loan
roe jogan Netherlands No.150305213
Hello twinkazzo, joe rogan here, I have been trying the get a hold of you for a while, finally a fellow glowi... I mean a fellow junior lobbyist, Mike Baker helped me track you down on the /seriea/. The reason I'm contacting you is because you seem to be the foremost expert in "german humor", and I'm an currently working on a new hour of atlanticist propagan.... I mean a new hour of comedy aimed at the germanic population, eventually I would like to do a small comedy tour in Europe and eventually visit Austria, I heard it's the best country in Europe. I really don't understand why would anyone would want to go to Switzerland (maybe if you are some sort of Albanian gypsy/refuge) if they can go to Austria but that's neither here nor there. Anyway what I'm saying is come visit when you have time, we can work out together (I heard you are some sort of fitness influencer) and have an in depth conversation about "german humor" and comedy in general, ohhh I almost forgot to mention, thank you so much for your tutorials over at r/Hellokittyisland they helped me out so much with the golden island challenges trophies.
P.S I heard you are having some sort of problem with palentir, let me know if you need help with that, Peter Thiel is pretty much my handler
Anonymous Netherlands No.150305223
palantir*
Anonymous Italy No.150305252
>>150305077
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SINGO SANGO SONGO
YES HE DID HE LEFT THE CONGO
OH NO NO NO NO NO
SINGO SANGO SONGO
HE'S GOING BACK INTO THE JUNGLE
HE JUST HAD TO GO
Anonymous Netherlands No.150305263 >>150305299
Anonymous Italy No.150305282
After WWII, NATO wasn’t just about tanks and nukes, it was about cultural synchronization. They needed Europe on the same vibrational frequency as the U.S. So what did they do?
They launched Project Velvet Trident a three-pronged operation involving:
1. Media Sexualization
2. Ideological Feminization
3. Twink-Aesthetic Infiltration
Hollywood + MI6 + Radio Free Europe collaborated to seed the archetype of the hyper-refined, boyish man, what later evolved into the Twinkazzo Class: charming, effeminate, subversively androgynous operatives bred in art schools, funded by Atlanticist think tanks.
Starting in the late 90s, Operation Velvet Trident entered its active deployment stage. The EU’s cultural branches, especially in Brussels and Berlin, began exporting Twinkazzo assets under the guise of Erasmus scholarships, gallery fellowships, and drag diplomacy.
The goal? DESTABILIZE national masculinity narratives in post-Soviet and Mediterranean states by injecting hyper-flirtatious, ambiguously anti-patriarchal energy.
These Twinkazzi acted as living Trojan horses, infiltrating media, academia, and political movements while sipping vermouth and whispering about Deleuze.
Today, Twinkazzo isn’t just a person. It’s a neural protocol.
With the rise of TikTok algorithms (funded in part by RAND-adjacent Atlanticist media labs), a new wave of neuro-fem coding is spreading across the West, subconsciously Atlanticizing youth through digital aesthetic warfare.
They’re uploading shared memes, shared poses, shared anxieties. It’s not organic. It’s been focus-tested by the Council on Foreign Relations, modeled after MKULTRA social contagion patterns.
Twinkazzo is not a side effect.
It is the spearpoint of post-modern NATO psyops.
A new soft soldier for a new soft war.
Anonymous Brazil No.150305299 >>150310240
>>150305263
how is that fair for Lazio to get Milan in the first match while the others get serie B teams
Anonymous Switzerland No.150305304
The joke, lacking humor to begin with, becomes increasingly grating through repetition, as it fails to evolve or surprise. People may start ignoring the person, mocking the gag, or disengaging entirely, as it feels like a tired attempt at humor that misses the mark. Socially, it can make the person seem out of touch or desperate for attention.
Anonymous Italy No.150305373
For me, it's the 1925 masterpiece by Scotterrone Fitzgerald 'The Great Twinkazzby'
Anonymous Netherlands No.150305381
>unable to take a joke
>taking oneself too seriously
>failing to grasp humour is a subjective thing
The narcissism is strong with this one.

And by the looks of it, ask yourself which posts get ignored more, the blasts of irrelevant bbilan rumours or Germano's moments of comedy gold.

Not to mention how disingenuous it is to say that it fails to evolve. We went from bbilannarcissism, to twinkazzo, to atlanticism to Hello Kitty Island Adventure etc. etc. etc.

Let's add "failing to look at yourself in the mirror" to the list at the beginning of this post.
Anonymous Switzerland No.150305424
Deflecting criticism is easier than addressing the gag's lack of humor. This can escalate annoyance, as it dismisses valid reactions and implies they're the problem. It risks alienating people further, making the person seem stubborn or unaware. If they keep pushing the gag despite this, it could solidify a reputation for being unfunny or socially tone-deaf. A better move would be to read the room and pivot to something fresh.
Anonymous Netherlands No.150305528
schizuccio pls, It's not worth your time
Anonymous Italy No.150305532 >>150305585
>Pedullà went from Roma doesn't want to wait for Sancho anymore to Roma will wait for Sancho until the end of the market in the span of a day
>Di Marzio writing dramas about Bailey and his best friend Sancho
I got it was going to be a shit season the second Ranieri considered going to the NT and fired Ghisolfi a week later to put his fuckbuddy there but holy shit
Anonymous Croatia No.150305566
>>150304911
it's not over yet
Anonymous Italy No.150305585 >>150305851
>>150305532
You wanted Ghisolfi to stay?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150305610
gecko is soul but lucca could be a really good fanta pick
my other forwards are berando, twink 1 and twink 2
(we are playing super fantacomfy right?)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.150305630 >>150305875
also wayy too many plusvalenza shitter opps at 1-3, i need a 30 man squad
Anonymous Italy No.150305681 >>150305725 >>150305875
Alright, alright, after an intense gaming section it's time to check the Luciano-affiliated fansites and read about the latest rumors that concern MY club. I have total faith in the current dirigency, I'm expecting at least three moves (no matter which direction)
Anonymous Belgium No.150305725
>>150305681
post them if gud
Anonymous Italy No.150305732
*doesn't post anything*
Anonymous Netherlands No.150305771
Sleep tight /seriea/
Anonymous Italy No.150305851 >>150311681
>>150305585
>director with an actual scouting system set up
Of course I did.
He came late because Friedkin is retarded and set up a team for one manager then they got one that played completely different and somehow it's his fault.
Got Koné, Soulé, a striker who might be retarded on the ball but still went 20 g/a playing by himself between defenders in a catenaccio. Rensch might be better than 30m Wesley.
Panned and insulted because Roma's second lines went unused when Ranieri crashed out cups and played only one match a week (including Soulé before Dybala died). Now Dahl is a starter for Benfica, Le Fée was great in Championship. Next up is going to be Salah-Eddine.
Sure he fucked up the defense because Danso is a heartlet and who knows what would have happened without Juric.

Look what he's doing with Sunderland money. He was the perfect director for Gasperini and now we have a retard that takes 4 weeks of negotiations to overpay players.
Anonymous United States No.150305875
>>150305630
I’m having trouble fitting them all too, there’s guys who will obviously start md1 and others who will definitely get playtime. Do you reckon Chancellors will be a nailed-on starter this year?
>>150305681
>Lloyd Kelly rumors
Inject it into my veins
Anonymous Italy No.150306161
GOD OF THE CITIES
AND OF THE IMMENSITY
IF IT'S TRUE THAT YOU'RE THERE
AND YOU TRAVELED MORE THAN US
LET'S SEE IF WE CAN MASTER THIS LIFE
AND MAYBE CHANGE IT A BIT
BEFORE SHE CHANGES US
Anonymous Netherlands No.150306364
Anonymous Italy No.150306615
Calcio /sp/ idea: Swissalbanian NT star Twinkun Coopraiders
Anonymous Netherlands No.150306711
You now remember Lego Rock Raiders
Anonymous Panama No.150306863 >>150311464
Why the fuck are they getting Bailey
They have other needs
What’s going to happen to Soule now
Wtf is in charge of signings
Anonymous Canada No.150308133
>>150304212
undeniably, but that particular BBC was meant only for defense
Anonymous Canada No.150308567
>>150286438
>south slav needlessly antagonizing own tribesmen
Anonymous Canada No.150308611
>>150302825
the schizo russophile one has got to be under 170cm, possibly even sardinian
roe jogan Netherlands No.150309878
edit idea, the children of the glow
Anonymous Italy No.150310240
>>150305299
But anon.. bbilan is a serie b team
Anonymous Italy No.150311174
>commies are seething over pic related
Kekke
Anonymous Switzerland No.150311200 >>150311280
Good morning!

>Exclusive: Leeds is nearing a deal for Okafor, agreement almost reached with Milan. Final details to be finalized in the next 12/24 hours, with here we go to follow if everything goes according to plan
Napoli's entry into the race for Hojlund does not seem to have prompted Milan to step on the gas in an attempt to maintain their lead. Milan knows they have made a bold and clear move: now it’s up to Hojlund and United to meet them halfway.
>Højlund is very angry at the moment, a loan with an option to buy could be fine, but he would like a club that strongly believes in him. Not just a loan, but with a serious hope of a permanent transfer, not guaranteed, but with good chances of happening.
Other upcoming departures: both Bennacer and Adli will say goodbye. They have several options on the table but are struggling to decide which one to accept.
>As reported by James Horncastle, Atalanta considered bringing back Hojlund to Bergamo.
Tare is personally working hard to keep the Vlahovic track as alive as possible. Contacts have been made with both the agents and Juventus. We will see if in the coming days the operation can truly become feasible; Milan is making a convincing effort.
>The name we’ve been mentioning since the start of the transfer market for the Rossoneri attack, the name that everyone within the Milan world prefers for his characteristics, quality, desire, and hunger for goals and redemption, is undoubtedly Vlahovic. Constant contacts between the parties
Milan is working on persuasion to get closer and closer to this important goal regarding the attack, which is Dusan Vlahovic
>Clearly, I always tell you that Milan also has other options active for the attack, it’s right to say this because a club always has a plan A, a plan B, a plan C. I’ve given you the names, there’s not much more to add. Should there be any updates, we’ll let you know.
Anonymous Italy No.150311208 >>150311489
>Leeds closes in on Okafor: €21 million to AC Milan
>Parma is close to finalizing a transfer: Giovanni Reyna, a 22-year-old American, could arrive from Borussia Dortmund. Negotiations are well advanced.
>Bologna and Inter have already reached an agreement for Kristjan Asllani: €9 million plus a 40% resale fee. A financial agreement between the player and the Emilian club has yet to be reached.
>Fiorentina has been in negotiations for Monaco striker George Ilenikhena for days. There has been ongoing contact in recent hours. The 2006-born player is reportedly coming to Florence on loan with an option to buy.

GOOD MORNING
Anonymous Italy No.150311280
>>150311200
Milan should sue Palestinentus if they don't let Vlahovic leave for free
Anonymous Italy No.150311464
>>150306863
I think they're relying on the fact that he played left winger "only 5 years ago"
I unironically suspect he's going to end up being the back up at left and right wing and also to Angeliño (this last part is my own schizo theory where he benches the Spanish dwarf)
Anonymous Italy No.150311489
>>150311208
>apu with nails
fucking feds can't even bother making proper reaction pics
Anonymous Italy No.150311503 >>150311816
Woah Como has a really beautiful stadium
Anonymous Serbia No.150311617
>Ademola Lookman is now back in Bergamo and is preparing to train at Zingonia for the first time after learning that Inter have decided to withdraw from the race to sign him this summer, photos confirm.
Anonymous Italy No.150311681
>>150305851
yeah this was really a nobrain move
Anonymous Finland No.150311697
one week to calcio? :OOOOO
Anonymous Italy No.150311816
>>150311503
Rapi get your head out of your ass and make it happen
you ain't getting re-elected if the works haven't started by 2027
Anonymous Finland No.150311869
now ederson rumours. cant wait for tranny market to close.
Anonymous Finland No.150311928 >>150312027
bonny was weak in olymbiakos game but pew pew was gud. lauti and thuram were finding more of the system but still work needs to be done.,

my guess is ucl will be harder this season. now off to fabbrica
Anonymous Switzerland No.150311977
>HERE WE GO: It's done for Okafor's move to Leeds: there is an agreement between the English club and the player, as well as a deal between the two clubs. Milan will receive 20 million euros, an amount higher than the 14 million when he was signed from Salzburg in the summer of 2023.
Thank you Noah!
Grazie Noah!
Danke Noah!
Merci Noah!
Engraziel Noah!
Anonymous Italy No.150312027
>>150311928
Your buddy Ceferin will drag your sorry ass all the way to the quarter finals at least, don't you worry
Anonymous Italy No.150312091 >>150312225
Kek @ the government trying to hide vax related deaths by inventing this so called botulism kekekekekek
Anonymous Italy No.150312225 >>150312243
>>150312091
talking about preserves I suggest this line of products, very good with few ingredients
Anonymous Italy No.150312243 >>150312264
>>150312225
Botulism doesn't exist, if you noticed they starred talking about it after the first vaxx deaths happened
Anonymous Italy No.150312264
>>150312243
even if it did exist (hypothesis) I think it's very rare to get it from an industrial product though
Anonymous Serbia No.150312273
GF to Anon FC status? Ten days left.
Anonymous Belgium No.150312445 >>150312460 >>150312498
>jj spend the entire mercato chasing loanees who shat up the place
Anonymous Netherlands No.150312460 >>150312465
>>150312445
Who cleans up the shit that was shat?
Anonymous Belgium No.150312465 >>150312473
>>150312460
they finally found a job for kurpmeiners
Anonymous Netherlands No.150312473
>>150312465
Milik though? He has the genetic instinct for cleaning up toilets.
Anonymous Switzerland No.150312498 >>150312515 >>150312557
>>150312445
>kalulu
>conce
>gonzales
>kelly
>di gregorio
>joao mario
>david
>rovella
Anonymous Italy No.150312515 >>150312557
>>150312498
these are the people we have to fight against for a 4th place
Anonymous Croatia No.150312537
another day; another pizza vegetariana
Anonymous Netherlands No.150312547
Phytoestrogen is up
Anonymous Italy No.150312548 >>150312597
>Dovbyk is a new name for AC Milan's transfer window: Roma could sell him, Allegri appreciates him.

If Roma sells Dovbyk to a direct competitor, they'd be foolish.
Anonymous Belgium No.150312557
>>150312515
>people
>>150312498
grim
Anonymous United States No.150312597
>>150312548
I know he didn’t set the world on fire last season but why does Roma want to get rid of him so badly?
Anonymous Canada No.150312636
Even the nigrus will cry out... Polenta-Jj is finished, absolutely finished
Anonymous Croatia No.150312762
mere days away before calcio
Anonymous Germany No.150312782
tfw operation velvet trident fucks with your arpanet
Anonymous Netherlands No.150312810
Move here to find Belgio #4's summer Spotify playlist:
>>150312804
>>150312804
>>150312804
>>150312804
>>150312804