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>dooggiedoos
kek!

Funky Muncy kek

Is this the thread?

bump for recycle soon

Is this nu though?

>>150282212 (OP)
SISSY!

Current NL playoff picture
>Dodgers face the winner of Phillies vs Mets
>Brewers face the winner of Padres vs Cubs
actual chance the Dodgers and Padres either never face each other in the postseason, or we get a Padgers NLCS

Looks like this is the thread

GG Doyers. Lol fucking scrubs man, yeah let's not use Miller and use Mr spam fastball Suarez. Tatis Jr cooked, Manny is unclutch, Arraez pops up, Cease and Yu are definitely burnt cooked, and King is Glass cannon. Also Shildt is a retard and got out managed by Dave Robert. CHANGE THE LINEUP YOU BUMS.

my funko pop collection, thoever

When are you going to drop this slop of a sport and pick up a real one? I suggest Futbol since the World Cup is next year. There should be no Baseball at all while the FIFA World Cup is being played in the USA.

>>150300767
could just play all the games at the skydome desu

>>150300767
no thank you. I'm gonna be watching my baybaw teams 70th of 162nd game of the season.

>>150300767
>futbol
kek it’s spelled foot ball retard

>>150300767
>final 5 minutes of every other sport when a team is being outscored by a decent margin
>wow, what a fantastic win for x team, this is sensational!
There's nothing worse than tuning into a football or basketball game and knowing the game is over with time still on the clock. At least in baseball, teams still have a chance to comeback at the end.

>AL ROTY plays in little league park

kwab!

>>150300767
I am excited for the football season yes thank you, my texies are going all the way this time. If you are referring to the divegrass, then I’m here to inform you I will be going to every World Cup match here in Houston purely to take a ticket away from an actual fan of one of the teams and then boo both teams. You and your shit sport need to leave our great nation.

sad state of affairs in this sport when you can't chuck your bat at some fuckboy AAA pitcher who is trying to hit you. nowadays you get cancelled and deported.

gm. Yankees.

>>150301080
BEC ‘em!

>>150300772
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>>150300874
>>150300890
>>150300933
This is why the rest of the world laughs at Americans.

>>150301138
Don’t care baseball mogs you and your gay dive grass flop drama

>>150300767
no pussy sport

>dead thread
doyerjanny on the rag again?

Fans of teams in pic related what would you think of this division?

>>150301414
Disgusting.

>>150301414
How would they win games if they can't beat up on the O's or Fish?

Why have they been mediocre for the last 2 decades?

>>150301080
Why you no watch Futbol? Are you Mexican?

>>150301414
This is from an unrelated 2023 fan made realignment. What Manfred stipulated was changing the schedule to consistently feature more teams from the same timezone playing each other in prime time instead of the random assortment of today. If anything, he's probably thinking of bringing back the old East and West divisions with 7 to 8 teams each depending on expansion.

>>150301414
Fake and gay and posted it again award

>>150301447
trust the rebuild

>>150301414
the most insufferable sports division one could think of

>>150301414
I'M WALKIN' HERE!

I could go for apoundin

bm mariners nation

>>150301408
>the onion!!!
and then there’s a picture of a soijak freakin out you know the one

And when the board needed him most pyschogang vanished

I was blinded by a memory
Like it's someone else, like it wasn't me

>>150301414
the stankees would become the perennial doormat of this group

>>150301602
>>150301668
tell me about it!

omikek

The future home of the Padres franchise.

>>150301736
Utah does not deserve an MLB team. Mormons should only play oddball sports like pickleball and ultimate frisbee while sipping on cucumber juice.

New York needs a third team.

>lose to Cardinals
>win against Jays
>swept by Angels
>sweep Padres

So my Doyer Dawgs are definitely getting rocked in Denver, right?

>>150301761
You mean sipping ungodly amounts of soda mixed with coffee creamer and syrups? That's like 80% of what those fucks drink these days.

>>150301776
>soda with creamer and syrups
wtf
Why are they against caffeine anyway?

>>150301787
>Christ of Latter-day Saints, often referred to as Mormonism, is that the "hot drinks" mentioned in theWord of Wisdom(a health code in their scriptures) refers specifically to tea and coffee, not all caffeinated beverages.While some members choose to abstain from caffeinated drinks like soda for personal reasons or health concerns, it is not prohibited by the church.

Mormons drink a stupid amount of soda
T. Grew up in the Mormon part of PHX

>>150301765
Don’t care and hope you lose but that animu looks ah most kinoaru

>>150301765
Coors field is no joke, no lead is never safe coors field.. Pirates choked a lead against them Rockies doo.....

>>150301839
Godd that's hott

>>150301080
Good morning

>>150301765
Why are you worried losing to a team full of AAA guys?

>>150301761
Oh yes they do. It's one of the fastest growing cities in America, while San Diego is losing people. Many Padres fan even migrated to Utah so it would be an excellent idea for them to move.

>>150301909
Stankeedoo collapse will recommence in September

If this was old /sp/, we would've had a trip named "Bell of The Ball" for Josh Bell

>>150301975
No. They'll only get stronger.

>>150301963
Salt Lake City is high elevation like Denver. MLB shouldn't have two high elevation meme teams. Portland, Nashville, and Charlotte are better cities for expansion/relocation MLB teams.

>>150301988
I don't know, sounds gay and retarded.

>>150302046
I defer to you, as you're the most experienced when it comes to being a gay retard.

>>150302054
No u, sir.

>Skenes on the bump
Blow gays had a nice run lol.

>>150301975
>it's afraid

There should only be five MLB teams, the five that spend the most. Every other team is rizzless and unclouted

>>150302138
We need a girl team

>>150302146
>>150302138
We need post IDs

>>150302153
Honestly, we need a girl team

>>150302146
>>150302153
>>150302163
We need psychogang now more than ever

behead samefag flooders

>>150301762
The Dodgers should move back to Brooklyn. LA is a basketball and soccer town anyways.

I'm a girl thou

Starting in 2026, if your starting pitcher doesn't pitch at least 7 innings, you will lose your designated hitter (DH).

Behead ‘em!

>>150302163
But we already have the cubs

Just give em a lil head tho

suck'em!

>>150302188
Soto will never recover from this.

>>150301988
Weore only gay as a goof here. This is blind earnest gay. Ol blind gay ernie

>>150301988
Tellem bout da old dayz ernie

Psychosiko here...

>>150302188
>mest lose wan joto
FAGGets kek!!!

>>150302236
You Sick motherfucker....

>>150302188
Why does Manfred hate the Mets?

>>150302262
>largest contract
>salary cap jew
There's no coinkedink here pal

>>150302269
FAGGets kek!!!

Soto plays the field. It’s Ohtranny who would get fucked over by such a rule as he’d have to come out when Emmet Sheehan or Glassnow or whoever can only go 5. Ohtani refuses to play the field. I don’t even know why I responded, bored I guess.

>>150302275
>FAGGets kek!!!
FAGGets kek!!!

I'm a FAGGets kek!!! thou

>>150302275
Soto will be moving to 1B this September and will be a full-time DH by April 2026.

Declining DH bros, he was supposed to be elite in the outfield...

>>150302271
>>150302283
>>150302298
Hi Spammy

>>150302214
Kay MINDFUCKED soto

who are the faggets precious, who are the faggets?

Step right up and gape the mest!

>>150302308
He’s not playing first. And you’re still ignoring the issue, that would never be a rule because the league doesn’t want their star DHs in Soto and Ohtani to have to come out. And the Mets could work around it and still play Soto in the field, Ohtani won’t. This argument is so stupid and unhinged which is why I’m even discussing it, it’s funny to see the spammers twisted logic.

>>150302325
@grok is this real?

no...NO!!!

>>150302322
Let's cool it on dem spammies

>>150302338
Is this your final cope?

Give spammy a chance

Juan Sotos' final cope: taking reps at 1b

gackt...GACKT!!!

>>150302325
Who or what is this?

>>150302338
WAHHH STOP DEFAMING MY FAT GREEDY DOMINICAN BILLIONAIRE WAAAH

>>150302325
Bona fide RECKER moment!!!!

Urg

>>150302325
AI Recker > Juan Soto

>>150302325
Holy freakin crap Lois

Cubs maid mindfucked /mlb/

this thread rn

FAGGets kek!!!

Feminine aZz...

>>150301787
Mormons drink a ton of Coke

FAGGets kek!!!

Muncy injured:(

FAGGets kek!

>>150302387
Why?

FAGGets kek!!!

I need it…

The Craver has entered the chat...

>https://x.com/JomboyMedia/status/1957490874813694154?t=m0RK1lR8puk6QCDvB0uFsQ&s=19

Oh no metsies sissies......

I have a sudden.......,. craving.,......

3 home run game for Elian Pena
Mets are your new daddy

>>150302418
no..
NO!!!

Run away! He'll slurp us all!!!

>>150302422
Everyone knows it, the only people who disagree are Korean wops in DA QUEENZ

korean wops kek

FAGGets kek!!!

How come MLB teams don't promote bullpen catchers to active roster catchers?

>File related
Juan Sotos' final cope
Becoming a 1B/DH

>>150302405
What about feminine azz?

>>150302459
Wtf is this real? Declining DH bros…? Our response?

we need maid ass

>>150302459
largest contract ever... for juan soto... KEK

>>150302459
MRRRRRRRT

>Yu 39 years old

Bruh he's 39 already? Shit man, are our SP that deep for a playoff now? King been flaky, Cease is a pussy, Yu might have it but idk if he has it for the offs, our really good pitcher is just Pivetta. Offense is sketchy...... Especially top order... Idk, Shildt really fucked us over with his over aggressive managing. Why these mofo scared of Doggie doo lol

Mets are your new daddy

Best farm system
Best prospect
Best stadium
Most money

>>150302338
Ohtani's contract makes sense; he is a two-way player, expected to pitch at an ace level and hit well with on-base potential and stolen bases. However, Soto is not a strong fielder, which is why he played right field at Yankee Stadium. His hitting has also declined. Reaching a peak in 2024 at the age of 31 is just...wow...certified mest moment.

>>150302527
Made that nigga heil Hitler KWAB. >FAGGets kek!!!

all these new users don't remember the good ol' days of /mlb/ anymore...

>>150302522
Spending the most money isn't bragworthy, not with that record. The Mets are billion-dollar basement dwellers, proven every October. What have they won besides the Juan Soto Sweepstakes and the Buckner Charity Ring? Spending big makes them cash clowns players milk for contracts. Dave Winfield exposed high payroll idiocy, and Soto will be the next to expose another foolish front office.

kys mest

Soto should accept the Adam Dunn play style
if they put you in the field just play farrrrrr back and throw to the cut off guy
he already got paid, just don’t become a sex offender or bad mouth the league and get money

FAGGets kek!

>>150302609
This.

>>150301414
you can't have four big market teams in one division if the plan is eight divisions and only like eight real big market teams

>>150302430
What the fuck

>>150302676
nice 25 minute dry humping main event paco

>>150302676
So?

>>150302682
Canadians cant fight

ITFCB

>>150302696
too busy winning

Peralta is gonna mindfuck them cubbie bears

FAGGets kek!

sit the FUCK down!!!

>>150302687
More action than a baseball game.

sit the FUCK down!!!

walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!

attainning cadester, fuck this ump way to battle

>1st inning bunt
Brew Crew punt game

>>150302740
You watch baseball for action? Do you have adhd?

FAGGOTwers!

weak grounder to 1b erm k3k1n1

>>150282212 (OP)
Zach Neto spotted

'ttbo' 'ei'

The cubes are eight games back lol

Peraltabros...

>>150302868
yet there's not a single person in the world that expects the brewers to do anything in the playoffs

>>150302886
But enough about the blue jays of Quebec.

>da next mahk pryah
Is this the cubs' last cope.

when you have rookies pitching well...

ITS LE BaD THING
very insightful post here on midday mlb

>>150302919
No, we just all know how it ends.

why does andrew vaughn get 5 strikes at the plate?

king von keeps mindFUCKING chicago.

Famous draft bust, Andrew Vaughn

sit the FUCK down!!!

if jansen gets a hit or walks I'm gonna hit myself in the testes as hard as I can

da next mahk pryah experiment is a bust

poodrepacos seething lol

attaboy cade way to pitch around the umpball

walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!

Gape Whoreton is going to fraud fraud-checked hard next inning, you can just tell.

really interesting choice to try and troll cubs fans about Cade Horton when he and Shaw have been literally been the only bright spots in the second half

>>150302696
there isnt a single american male with a belt right now

I'm just happy that Hololive Night will return in 2026.

Walk the FVCK b2 the dvgout BEYOTCH

Walk the FVCK b2 the dvgout BEYOTCH

turang :)

this series is gonna be a trainwreck

Chubbs fraud check: FAILED

Attaout drew

Gayke Fagkins kek

Good morning, Padres nation, just remember, the Rockies are playing to have fun, unlike those soulless dodgers. Because of that, they'll easily get swept as we take our rightful place back in first

>>150303329
>having to rely on other teams to knock your division rivals out
poodres lol

Active MLB pitchers who have beaten all 30 MLB teams:
>Max Scherzer
>Gerrit Cole
>Justin Verlander
>Charlie Morton
>Kevin Gausman
>José Quintana

Attainning drew

>>150303376
>being a game back means the team ahead has to lose to gain ground
>anon acts like this is a crazy thought

Kyle Tucker, welcome to _______

no one cares doyerpacos

Attaeye seiya

Attaeye pete

Attaeye carson

Attaeyes

>>150303523
>misses the point entirely

what the FVCK!!

south carolina v nevada
https://www.youtube.com/live/fz2ruiKSCcs?si=GiRenmLi5_cMuBaG

yikes

Pick him up nico

Bad swings by Caissie

no...NO!!!

holy NOBLETIGER cusb

>>150282212 (OP)
I cant wait for the Dodgers to lose in the playoffs and you illegals can go back to ducking ICE and running your street taco cart

>>150303804
>implying

no...NO!!!!

>>150303797
>NOBLETIGER
reddit, and there was 1 out

Brewers keeps kicking ass

cheating

What happened to the next mark prior, Gape Whoreton

>>150303832
1OBLETIGER

>>150303842
cusb/stankees/mest starting pitching is a meme, and they won't make it to october.

>couldn't even get a sac fly
scuba kek

>>150303894
You probably root for a GARBAGE flyover team no one frickin cares about!!!!

>>150303917
Isn't the state of Chicago 90% cornfields?

>>150303928
FUCK YOU chump

when will the brewers implosion occur?

Cubs cheated and still lost lmao

>>150303971
When they meet the Dodgers in the postseason.

no...NO!!!

kek a doodle doo

UH OH SCUBA

Wrigley field is just a suburb of Kenosha at this point

Peralta shut down the Cubs

Kyle Tucker should kill himself to be honest!

>>150304284
cooler heads prevail

>>150303329
>poodrepacos when it comes to begging other teams to beat the doyerpacos

>>150304431
Huh?

>>150304444
eh??

>>150304431
winners take advantage of every team in the league to get to where they are, if your whole point was winning games yourself, you end up like the 2001 Mariners

erm ..why haven't the cubbies scored yet

Seeing counsell with his ass sealed airtight brings me great joy

Small ball kings

cubs should be forced to relinquish their wildcard spot to someone else

It's a fib massacre out there right now

How about them cubbie be-ACK

Touchdown Brewers

getting real tired of doyerpacos

>>150302188
What if teams were 18 players and were split into hitters and fielders instead

>Shane Bieber is set to make his Blue Jays debut on Friday vs Marlins in Miami per John Schneider
Looks like he's slotting in Berríos' spot

>>150304764
that's when I stop watching baseball

>>150304849
shatkins is a genius, who knew

I don't think I've ever hated a cubs team more than I hate this one. bvnch off fuarking headcases. two hits. pretty typical

Hollowell? More like unwell amirite?

/mlb/, I think I found a girlfriend. I may not need you anymore. marienrs btw

girlfriend (male)

Thread theme: https://youtu.be/1pP-rfuREI4?si=D5cLBnO38kR2Tbdq

if only nico hit leadoff, then every dogshit sourpuss LOSER faggot headcase on the team would start hitting again. crap countsell BLEH

>>150304941
Which anime is she from?

>>150304993
KIK!
(kek it's kino)

>>150304941
I hope you brought enough gf for everyone buddy.

>>150304941
I fucked her

damn cubs weren't even competitive against the brewers

Brewgods take game 1 but I don't think they'll be playing game 2 due to rain incoming

>>150305069
dodger fans

>>150305069
Aliceru Larsenaru!

The Brewers are fucking cheating there is no alternative plausible explanation.

>>150305097
beating the cubs is not an accomplishment. they're the biggest collection of sourpuss headcases in all of baseball. other than a few, they are a collection of born losers

>>150305101
But I have read "pca slap" and "attaboy fagsby" like a million times this year BREWERS HAVE TO BE CHEATING.

>>150305097
My Yankers will torpedo em again in the eries, don't worry.

>>150305101
is there any team that is worthy of beating?

>>150305017
dragon ball

>>150305123
haha, but they're in a whole 'nother league, your wc series will be with a different club

We (marienrs nation) are playing the Phillies. Will we spank em?

glad Mets have an offday so I don't have to post in a muncy-fag thread except for this post

>>150305173
Not on the road /we/ won't.

Bow down to a team that's greater than yours.

would you like an extra portion of cubbie bears getting gaped tonight, sir? yes please!

>>150305097
a lot of their team are the failed bench members of other teams desperate to save their MLB careers alongside guys tired of being first round exits, that alone gives them the drive to play harder than the rest of the league and it's honestly a respectable org just for that. They even traded their proven track record guys to other teams for their benchwarmers like Brandon Lockridge

Hey chicago retards maybe get a roof

>>150304941
What's his name?

>>150305199
tbf we really didn't have room for Nestor. We have starting caliber pitchers in Chad Patrick and Tobias Myers that can't even crack the rotation right now along with Robert Gasser coming back from injury soon.

>>150304941
your job is to turn her into a mariners fan

>>150305221
lol his name is Gasser

>>150305227
ASSer kek!

>>150305199
Can I touch your fuzzy vagina?

>>150305199
most of their team would be starters on every mlb roster tbf. its not like they have nobodies

>>150305224
I shall, it's my duty

brewers will crash eventually, their current trajectory is unsustainable

>>150305182
I'll laugh when the Mest or Reds sweep you in the NLDS and you'll have to watch the Chadres end up in the World Series without having to even face you.

>>150305284
>you'll have to watch the Chadres end up in the World Series without having to even face you
Here we have a another fine example of a poodre calling upon other teams to aid him in his goal of defeating the local boogeyman because he's too weak to do it himself.

>>150305313
>cease, poo darshit, nestor cortes

nice rotation you've got there, should hold up well in the playoffs against the best offenses
no worries whatsoever

>>150305313
It's just how the current playoff bracket is structured. With the current standings it's
>Brewers face the winner of Padres/Cubs
>Dodgers face the winner of Phillies/Mets
with that picture, the two teams would likely not even have to face each other. Both Phillies and Mets have winning records against the dodgers this season and would likely win the playoff series.

>>150305345
>Doggiedoo keks are the only fans that seethe so hard they can’t even tell when they’re replying to each other lmao.
kekini

doyerpacos seething kek

poodrepacos lol

>they also assume you’re a poodres fan when you point out their mental retardation
kek it’s kino

Jomboy just called me about 75 racial slurs on twitter

>>150305383
kek that was funny though

For me, its

poodres got them doggiedoos chasing their own tail

>>150305421
Kek so true
>>150305313
>>150305345

>cubspacos btfo'd by sewers
kek imagine being btfo'd by flyover white trash drunks 7-0
absolute state of hispanics

Remember when people thought the cubs would be good and PCA would be an easy layup MVP

Alejandro

>current playoff picture has Yankees/Astros and Phillies/Mets as wild card games
dear god....

cope on 'em, poodre!

>>150305488
Kek imagine the shitfests on here! Manfred pls! Baseball gods pls!

Bruh, why Arraez still hitting second lol Shildt playing favoritism again.

>>150305488
That's unfortunate because the Phillies and Mets are both shit, so one of them is just giving someone a free tip to the NLCS if things stay as they are.

>poodrepacos falseflagging as non-poodrepacos because they're rightfully embarrassed
classic!

>>150305500
it's annoying because if the team is outhitting your opponents and not scoring runs, then that's a sign the batting order probably needs to be changed. literally try anything else at this point. I'll even take a modern 2022 variation where for some reason Jake is batting second

>>150305484
???

No one cares, Sanjay

>the pacos are posting since they just woke up and are unemployed
>alternatively all the flowers are watered and the lawns are mowed

>>150305553
Read the filename

>>150305548
Who is this slut you keep posting?

>>150303056
>>150305548
>>150305199
how do you cope with the fact that your vtumor is canonically tied to the dodgers, your sworn enemy?

>>150305589
Alejandro

>>150305589
the dodgers have had a losing record since hololive night, so that's a sign that hololive and the dodgers are a bad mix!

what if the brewers aren't actually good but God is simply punishing him for betrayal?

>>150305603
kek

>>150305541
Context?

>>150305604
They like to say the Brewers made a deal with the devil but I like to think of it as Ueck made a deal with God

>>150305615
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Alejandro/country/CO/filter/text/

Tonight's Dodgers lineup

Shohei Ohtani, DH
Mookie Betts, SS
Teoscar Hernandez, RF
Freddie Freeman, 1B
Andy Pages, CF
Alex Call, LF
Miguel Rojas, 2B
Buddy Kennedy, 3B
Dalton Rushing, C

Yoshinobu Yamamoto, P

Legendary puntjob incoming.

>>150305205
God is intervening. Something bad was going to happen tonight. Something very bad. I won't go any further

>>150305663
so conforto was the only guy hitting in coors last series and now he's benched?

>>150305663
>throw these games so you don't have to worry about the post-coors offense slump every team goes through
Dave Roberts MASTERCLASS

>>150305182
*bows down to the brewers*
Okay now what?

Why is no one in /mlb/ sad that The Late Show with Stephen Colbert got cancelled?

>>150305522
Nah I think most posters here hate the doyer newfag contingent tbqh. I know I do.

>>150305728
Wut? Who?

>>150305663
Freddie :)

>>150305620
>carson and uecker hashed out a deal with God
i can see it

>>150305807
teo is the only one who deserves that, maybe kershaw too

berds playing soon

DEY NOT LIKE US
DEY NOT LIKE US

>>150305833
KEK

>Clayton “multiple entries” Kershaw
>deserving a World Series ring

you're right he's the face of ploff choking

your skin is the color of shit, even 26 rings cannot unshitify your skin

birthrates

>we're drawing Skenes
i'd be worried but it's not like he's gonna pitch 9, pirates are still cooked

>>150305819
everyone chipped in to get them there. look at Gavin Stone . He didn't pitch in the post season, but he was invaluable for a long stretch of the regular season.

r/K selection theory

>>150305907
Is this your final cope?

>>150305931
standings

>>150305939
August

>>150305939
>standings
Wow, didn't realize the season ended today. Congrats on your standings!

>>150305946
are the spankees gonna magically learn how to play defense?

>>150305833
HELL YEAH DODGER MEXICANS STUNT ON 'EM
-DODGER NON-MEXICAN

>>150305888
I'm whiter than you.

>>150305956
Everyone is playing gold glove defense.

>>150305956
You seem kinda mad.

What would happen if an immovable failure (Kershaw) had to face an unstoppable choker (Judge) in the ploffs?

>>150305966
#66 YASIEL PUIG MOTHER FUCKER !!!
HE LANDED IN MEXICO FIRST

the stankeedoos have an average to above average defense

>>150305981
excellent cope

>>150305981
>thinking yanks can get to WS
KEKKUMS

>>150305981
Kiss the MVPs

>>150305997
>he thinks he can predict the 2025 world series
hello retard

imagine the shame of having to look your 350lb wife in the eye each morning knowing you're a stankees fan

Schizotypals counted the Yankees out on August 18th.

>>150305199
That's further proof of chicanery, double dealing, and fraudulence BECAUSE THEY ARE CHEATING.

>>150306014
It happens when you're a fairweather fan (doyers/leafs)

>>150305997
>Doyerpaco can’t comprehend a simple hypothetical
How would you feel if you didn’t eat breakfast this morning?

>>150306009
i mean, it won't be the yankees for sure

PLAY

BAL!!

>alejandro kaner crying to the jannies
KEKAROO

>>150305996
I posted the wrong image

>>150305833
Thanks Joe Biden

>>150306010
Ok. I'm imagining it, now what?

>>150306024
i'm Cubs and we not making WS either just like the yanks

>>150306026
>for sure
>implying
lol, see you next year (if you stick around for your team's rebuild -- you won't)

more like shittsburgh desu

Skenes is gonna CSGO these frauds.

>>150306039
for shizzle yanks ain't making the WS

>Schwarber vs Raleigh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY_6B2NM_bM

walk back to the dugout fraudger

>>150305981
dropped third strike on a wild pitch and judge is thrown out at first after realizing he missed the bag

Haha Dodgers swept the Padres.

>>150305997
both teams literally made it last year but Kershit was injured and got a second fraud ring. Else we might still be watching their first matchup to this day.

>>150306066
Alejandro

>be mariners
>win 8 in a row
>tie for division lead
>immediately go 3-6 on a road trip including 2 series against massively underperforming teams
such is life as a mariners fan

>>150306068
>creating this level of detailed fanfic
It's called schizotypal psychosis.

>>150306071
yanks have no chance this year. dodgers is a "maybe"

Blow gays thought they were gonna get Skenes. Kek!

>>150306030
kekini

1-2-3-inning for GOAT Skenes

Yankees World Series and you will be watching it.

good evening mariners nation

>>150306084
FAGronto FAGays kek!!!

>>150306083
How would you feel if you didn’t eat breakfast this morning?

Mariners and popping out
Name a better combo

good afternoon >>150306095

>>150306075
It's called stankeedoo 'em!

>not even a sub 3.50 era
This is the game 1 starting for the World Series btw.

>>150306098
wtf are you talking about? i had breakfast

reminder who runs things around here

le bloop

>>150306102
yankees and homosexuality

>>150306098
lmao stop being all womanly about baseball

>>150306107
bo deserved vladdys contract tbdesu

julio slap!

Blow gays kek

TYBDR!

>>150306030
kek what a seething loser

>>150306122
KERSHAW #22 MOTHER FUCKERRRRR

KERSH WINS AGAINST JUDGE

Snekbros why didn't you warn us Geno is lowkey bad despite all the homers

>>150306114
umpies are who we go to games to see

>>150306137
>young kersh.jpg
Fitting for you to choose that image because nobody outside of 2014-'16 Kershaw would be able to handle Judge in the current year.

HE'S OUT

>>150306114
Why did he just start throwing up Romans?

>>150306114
Future welfare recipient when robo umps take over

ez dp

>1st inning challenge
Blue Jays self-projected loss

Call is confirmed, runner is safe.

The new Mariners meta is popping out around 100-140 feet

>>150306145
injuries seem to be more than capable of handling Judge

>>150306114
They should have kids ump instead of women.

>>150306166
>injuries
The 10-day IL? Man, you fuckers are coping.

>>150306166
He won the MVP before he got injured and after lmao.

>>150306114
Based!

>chicanos seething about white hispanics like argies
so brown
so mad

>>150306166
he's not injured though.

no point in talking about judge until he goes to a real team

>>150306167
>4chan incel prefers children to women
yeah that tracks

>>150306178
Alejandro

>>150306183
Doyerpedos kek

>>150306145
no, it's the only one i have KEK. stop being so womanly, dude. it's a baseball thread

>struck out looking
Ho Bitchet lol

why are you niggers even watching the blue jays they're playing the fucking pirates

>>150306120
>white timezone
based

skenes throws video game stuff

smol bawl alert

>>150306189
>implying

>>150306195
You are Indian thoughever.

>pose a simple joke hypothetical
>doyerpaco and yankeedominican get into an argument about it

he's not indian he's an argie from miami false flagging as a jeet
it's why he hates the west coast and calls florida/texas based and hates california

Do not reply to Alejandro

>>150306189
>anti-dodger fans are a bunch of women
Nothing new.

>>150306197
splinkers are fucking awesome

the skenes killer

>>150306218
stop giving the slaves names

I thought this skenes fag was supposed to be good?

I’d rather be a woman than a Mexican

>>150306211
Gay shit, son

>>150306236
livvy stole all him cum and now he's cooked needs to go nofap for the offseason and drop the roastie or go footjobs only to preserve testosterone

>chicanos calling others slaves
hispanics are the dalits of america

Everybody calm down

you're the same

Harper almost beat that out.

>>150306250
>old data
stunt on 'em birthrates!

>creature responds to slave
you learn good boy

>Alejandro Kaner
>Alrjandro Kirk
Coincidence?

>>150306250
>>150306254
/mlb/ says hi to your mom, alejandro

LMAO

Ok, I'm gonna go outside now like us normal people do, fellas! glhf!

>>150306277
Latinos are worse off than blacks? Jesus.

>>150306277
holy fuck doyerpacos are even poorer than doyerjamals
meanwhile doyer-sans are worth ~13x them on average

>>150306292
They don't get welfare

jerry in da booth

Alejandro

baseball?

>>150306292
you think they declare their drug money?

in nine>>150289792
>>150289792
>>150289792

aaay can't we all just fuckin chill dawg?

>>150306316
kys

I lived in LA for a year I I liked Hispanics way more than blacks. They actually have families and do stuff like have BBQs and fish. Blacks ruin everything they touch. I think it's because Mexicans still have faith

nufags are the worst

>>150306316
>newfag
>doyers again
how about no

>>150306299
based nips

Alejandro on the seethe again

actual /nu/
>>150306348
>>150306348
>>150306348
>>150306348

yeah this one is going tits up fast

Based Bo

495

>>150306277
>Japs that high
I'd say that's pretty misleading since Japs don't really migrate anywhere anymore

494

muncy

496

497

kek

499

500.

>>150323020
here's a 501 for good measure

>>150323047
>here's a 501 for good measure
Yay! I'm so happy.

482

wew

HELL YEAH, BABY

DODGERS

muncy doe

>>150323690
wrong thread, fren... >>150309423

>>150323697
wouldn't it make sense to hit the bump limit on the older muncy before migrating to the new one?

>>150323706
that's how nu wars start

>>150323714
the alternative would be having 2 muncythreads at the same time for another ~350-ish posts

>>150323706
just keep bumping them all

>>150323728
might just do this desu

doyers

death to muncy

this

one

you now remember they lost to the rockies 2 nights ago kek

that crunchy bunchy munchy

monkey

gotta

deathblow
(3/9)