Thread 150285547

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>>150285547 (OP)
7>3

First for fuck Kyler Murray

Reminder that the kiwibitch can’t fight, got mugged and earned a free trip to the hospital

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549

>inb4 he starts ranting about circumcision and jews like the predictable pussy he is

If any of you faggots use the B word or M word then >MY steelies are gonna clobber you.

>>150285576
More TDs
More Wins
More Yards
More MVPs
More Accuracy
More Superbowls
More Passer Rating

>>150285594
gay

>>150290018
Pic related

A wise man once said in these threads that a field goal an an extra point is more than a field goal. In other words seven is more than three.

I am the starter now.

This thread sucks

>>150290050
>a field goal
a touchdown*

>>150290050
How many rings did Brady have in his 20s?

Hi guys new poster here,

Can somebody recommend me a team with the most believers in Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. I really want an NFL team that supports Jesus Christ as our Lord and Savior not some other plonked way of thinking from """men""" who aren't """all there""" if you know what I mean

The saints have a wide receiver named penis lol

>>150290069
You would know what sucking is like being a female. And then your a Raiders fan too

>>150290069
>sucks
mirrors your dads activity on male cocks for rent money

>>150290084
Probably the 49ers or Texans, both of them have huge christfag QBs.

Remember, Temujin is an autistic latina living in northern Cali.

Post your gear statmutt, I'm still waiting
>inb4 4 more paragraphs of schizo babble

>>150290084
Hey friendo, no clue what you're talking about but might I recommend following the Niggertown Satanists?

>>150290091
*you're

>>150290085
You could always be named Dick Butkus

>>150290043
How is Mahomes better than Brady if he's not even better than Squirts?

>>150290088
Reminder there is more to "talent" than how tall you are, how big your muscles are, how fast you can run, and how far you can throw the ball.

>be kiwi
>delete posts
kek

>>150290103
This is the last (You) you'll get from me webm spammer >>150290025

>>150285547 (OP)
Aints just tied with the Faguars after the Aints were losing the whole game lol fuck the Faguars KWAB!

I’m stumped

>>150290084
Chiefs. I believe Mahomes even thanked God for bootyblasting him in LIX

>>150290108
I did it on purpose just to filter you. Thanks bunches!

>>150289675
You have to tell us if it was right

>>150290108
based autist

>>150290103
Here's my GameDay fit

>>150290135
Reminder than Mahomes doesn't even have as Many as Montana or Bradshaw.

He *could* have been tied with them but then he got blown out in the super bowl (again).

Rev up the kiwi enough and he’ll start sperging out about jews and circumcision.

>>150290185
Fun fact: Mahomes went to more Superbowls than Montana and Brady combined in their 20s.

>>150290131
>But I talk about Mahomes. I never talk about Brady

>Ends his rant comparing Mahomes to Brady

LOL

Rent free

did we really need an 8pm standalone game for caleb

>>150290122
Not even sure what you mean by this comparison. Mahomes has better stats despite having a worst roster and both of them won a Superbowl.

>>150290206
>in their 20s.
But who cares?

>>150290194
is this true? Geez I guess some """men""" aren't """all there""" right, anon? I guess some"""men""" just have something missing compared to others :)

>>150290219
they're just practicing for Sunday Night Football (Football Night In America) poop brain

kek the fake tyreek image got me I was just waking up.
Phins aren't trading that retard unless their season blows up (or I guess I should say WHEN) and it will be like right before the trade deadline if it happens.

>>150290219
Bears asked for it to be a time where no one would bother to watch it, the NFL said no to 3am EST

>>150290194
He has an inverted penis please understand.

>>150290265
>I was just waking up
dammit I was hoping you didn't

>>150290258
I’m not circumcised, lil bro. Stay spergy though :^)

• 2nd most playoff wins of all time

• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time

• More division titles (7) than division loses (5).

• Never missed championship round in 20s

• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college

• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s

• 2nd most pass TDs of all time in playoffs

• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs

Yea, as a certified Ball Knower™ I'm gonna have to go with the Quarterback on the left

>>150290297
That is rude I'm not a chiefs fan don't be like that.

He really reposted his admission to becoming a "chiefs fan" in 2023...and thinks this somehow proves that I'm the webm spammer in disguise?

kiwicuck craves American approval, how pathetic kek.

>>150290298
eww gross

The kiwi really is a ball knower, he got real acquainted with them at Nawlins during the sweltering summer of ‘17

Yeah I bet that inverted penis having faggot knows balls.
>>150290331
dude unironically needs (you)s to live.

• Missed the playoffs in his 20s

• Had 0 MVPs in his 20s

• Only QB in NFL history to have a 1st round exit in the playoffs in his 20s, 30s, and 40s

• 3peat was ended by Jake Plummer in the divisional round

• Only averaged 3k yards when his peers averaged 4k yards in their 20s

• Never won without a top 5 defense

• Won playoff games with 0 TDs and 1 INT for his first ring and was carried by the defense

• Wife cucked him for a young brazilian bvll

• Couldn't beat his peers in their prime and went a decade without winning so he waited for them to reach retirement age to ringpad against rookies

Reminder the Kiwi is a /pol/ spamming indian with a VPN

>be kiwi
>get mugged
kek

• 2nd most Superbowl interceptions

• Worst QBR ever in the first half of a Superbowl (10.7)

• Second-worst Super Bowl performance since 2000 (–0.62 EPA per dropback)

• 17 interceptions nullified by penalties, the most in the league since 2018.

• Highest roughing the passer rate among QBs in playoff history. 0.412 per game — more than 3× league average (.12/game)

>>150290155
Nta but I'm pretty sure you just turn the 2 into an 8

>>150290265
Tyreek is going to Washington for a draft pick

>>150290344
fraid so

Justin Tugger

>>150290338
Trip on, Temujin.

>>150290374
Nah, but if it were to happen it would be at the trade deadline not now.
I don't think Tyreek is WORTH enough for the Phins to trade really.

>>150290185
To be fair, Montana was a serial conference championship choker and Bradshaw was the original DPIbaby

jannies scared the kiwibitch into not using his trip

>>150290315
dear oh dear

>>150290315
I think Baker is elite, don't force me to do this to him.

>>150290329
Webm spammer, I said 2023 is the year he finally tied Brady in rings thus it's the first year I started making the argument Mahomes has the best start to a career. Go back to spamming webms, this Chiefs fan larp is getting old.

>>150290352
WTF is this real?

>>150290206
Fun fact: Mahomes was 0-2 against Brady in his 20's.

And he'll be 0-2 against Brady in his 30's and 40's and pretty much forever

>the webm spammer is a Raiders fan!
>Akshually it's a Broncos fan
>It's a Lions fan on two devices
>It's the Kiwi using a VPN
>It's a Chiefs fan?

Dude has gone full schizo

Did I miss any?

these fucking newfags encouraging triptranny posting... c'mon guys keep up

>>150290433
This comparison is disingenuous. Remember, Baker was drafted by THE Cleveland Browns. You can only compare Bucs Baker to Mahomes.

>>150290311
• fewer playoff wins than Tom Brady
• fewer Superbowl MVPs than Tom Brady
• fewer TDs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady

• More INTs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady
• Lowest win rate of all time against Tom Brady in the playoffs (technically tied for last since you can't go lower than ZERO, lol)
• Has fewer AFCCG appearances in a row than Tom Brady

• Only QB to lose to Tom Brady in both the AFCCG and the Super Bowl
• More playoff losses by age 29 than Tom Brady

• 2nd most Superbowl interceptions

• Worst QBR ever in the first half of a Superbowl (10.7)

• Second-worst Super Bowl performance since 2000 (–0.62 EPA per dropback)

• 17 interceptions nullified by penalties, the most in the league since 2018.

• Highest roughing the passer rate among QBs in playoff history. [0.412 per game — more than 3× league average (.12/game)]

>>150290464
Its over dude
We won

I interrupt this spam to politely inform you that >MY steelies finna put the league on notice.

>>150290488
>We
missed a discord ping

Anoncels be seething over tripchads, it really is another day ending in y

>>150290463
Webm spammer, you are the only one who post "statmutt". If you're trying to LARP as a Chiefs fan try leaving out the "statmutt" part, you got busted
https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1755458398663151.png
https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1755458398663151.png
https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1755458398663151.png
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I dont understand football but I can read numbers please pay attention to me

why the fuck is howie trading for more receivers? isn't that the one position the eagles DON'T need more of?

Feels so good waking up in the morning knowing my team won the Snoopy Bowl.

What teams that missed the playoffs last year will make it this year? I'm thinking Seahawks and Broncos personally

>>150290474
That Bucs team made Winston, Baker, and Brady all lead the league in yards/TDs. If that's not an asterisk I don't know what is.

How many this season?

>>150290514
unbased non-ball knower

>>150290417
And a chiefs fan bullied statmutt into his worst schizo episode yet
/nfl/ is healing

>>150290458
He won a coinflip in overtime dude. Settle down.

>>150290529
Don't care. I don't worry about losers.

>>150290554
Post wrists

inb4 the kiwi starts sperging out again

>>150290529
buncos were the 7th seed.

>>150290579
That explains why you don't care about yourself

>>150290606
>Broncos
Oh I meant to say Bengals, my bad

>>150290609
>I don't worry about losers
>That explains why you don't care about yourself
might want to think before you type anon

Imagine spending almost every general @ing one person instead of talking ball kek more than two months straight at this point. Sounds like The Kiwi is living in your head rent free. Stay seething spastic :)

>>150290514
>we'll be able to keep kicking the can to keep 2 WR1s forever
even phillyfags cannot be dumb enough to think this

>>150290479
Everyone who sees this knows you're comparing 23 seasons to 7 and look like a clown.

>>150290577
>He won

yes he did

>>150290634
bungles don't play in the nfc norf.

>>150290648
Yeah imagine it......
https://i.4cdn.org/sp/1755458398663151.png

>>150285547 (OP)
>Visiting prospective colleges in 2014
>One of them in St. Louis
>Get to the usual part of college tours where they talk about things to do off campus
>”You can watch the Cardinals win!"
>"You can watch the Blues win!"
>"You can watch the Rams... play"
>Everyone has a good laugh
If only they knew what was really going on and what lay ahead...

>>150290652
>even phillyfags cannot be dumb enough
anon....

>>150290577
surely mahomes beat the bengals when he won the coinflip in OT, right?

I'm sorry, but did the Statmutt already lose? Oh, that's right. The thread isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only 100 posts. Does not having the lead at 100 posts count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the thread is still on? The Statmutt is still posting right now and they have been the best poster in the /nfl/ general for how many years now? They're posting one of the best QBs in the NFL who just happens to have 3 rings by 29 because they're feeding off the energy of posting in a regular ass general. But you know what? Brady still fucking sucks by comparison in his 20s. The Statmutt is one of the best fucking posters in the /nfl/ general, they went undefeated in every debate last year and Mahomes would of won the Super Bowl if the LT didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Statmutt wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Webm spammer just posted the same Webm again when they needed to get a new one, just like all you other losers di. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Mahomes topics because you're a fucking hater who doesn't like him because he's the fucking GOAT at age 29. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your posts now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make posts like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>>150290248
Answer this question you disingenuous rat.

If we wanted to get an idea of how Jayden measures up to Dak would we compare their rookie seasons or would we compare ALL of Dak's seasons to Jayden's rookie season?

>dak is the ''vet'' QB of the league now

where the fuck did time go bros

>>150290795
>82 picks to 9
Wow prescott is shit

>>150290788
based

>Terry signed a deal
>Tyreek coming to DC
>Hendrickson coming to DC
You realize WE are winning it all, right?

>>150290510
Schizo Alert

>>150290879
surely another old over the hill player will make your team better

>>150290788
10/10

>>150290795
So you're saying Jayden Daniels is a HoF QB after one season because it was his first?

>>150290566
The Mahomes Schizo, oh I'm sorry, the Statmutt is the gift that keeps on giving

https://strawpoll.com/e2naXx8AlyB

https://strawpoll.com/e2naXx8AlyB

https://strawpoll.com/e2naXx8AlyB

VPNfagging kiwi is here to spam

>>150290917
No other qb on the Commanders had a better rookie season in 2024. You can't even name one that comes close. I'll wait but I know you won't deliver.

>>150290788
Fucking hilarious. This is honestly something he would say

>>150290934
Lel

>>150290648
Senor Plonk has entered the building

>>150290648
>Imagine spending almost every general @ing one person instead of talking ball kek more than two months straight at this point.
What went wrong. How did you end up with a dedicated schizo?

>>150285594
I would but Trucy would get jealous and then I'd need to hide all the knives in the house. Even the ones she thinks I don't know about. Then she'll know I know and get mad so then I'll have to hide all the guns in the house, even the ones I think she doesn't know about.

>>150290900
>Hendrickson has gone from an elite player who NEEDS to be signed to over the hill

>>150290917
>>150290975
This picrel is impressive.

Stafford died weeks ago

>>150291061
why is that guy so ugly?

>>150291052
VPN off.

>>150291061
Chiefs will get him.

>>150290566
The sad part is I spent half the preseason trying to warn him to stop

>>150291132
Good. Hopefully he breaks his neck trying to defend the tush push like Chris Jones did.

>>150291166
It’s their year, though. 1-4 soon

>>150291036
Mentally ill people get triggered very easily. I clearly said some shit about his favorite team and/or player so now I'm the "enemy" in his head. It's how mentally ill people justify their mentally ill behavior. If somebody is let's say for example narcissistic they'll justify their anger and actions towards you but creating a narrative in their head that "this person deserves it because they did _____ to me!" so whatever their response no matter how extreme or deranged fits within their personal moral compass

>>150291132
Fuck off we're full

>>150291198
...of methheads

>>150291004
He will not learn and instead double down.

>>150291183
More like that's how they'll start the season.

>>150291004
Temujin and UAE confirmed for most likable.

>>150291209
402.

>>150291004
Need rank choice. Statmutt is the most annoying but I voted bradynigger because I hold jannies to a higher standard

Why is the Bengals vs Commies game on monday and in the late afternoon today?

>>150291253
No you fat retard it’s 620

>>150291209
this reminded me
new Professor Layton game soon(tm)

>>150291209
062?

>>150291209
042

>>150291290
Temujin won’t like this.

>>150291219
the pan to toney at the end is absolute cinema

>>150291292
>>150291284
Can't have 6 and 2

>>150291290
that negro has some wheels

>>150290788
Another reason to love the Chorgers

>>150291323
>only reason to love the Chorgers
Ftfy

>>150291302
It's okay anon she doesn't watch their games. Or go to them. Or live in Vegas or Oakland. Or own any gear. Lifelong fan though

>>150291290
Every time this looks like someone pressing the wrong button on madden
How do you make such a dumb throw?

>>150291289
Good taste. The Last Specter is one of my favorite puzzle games of all time. Are they keeping it Nintendo/Switch exclusive or going all platforms?

>>150291292
Dumb kiwicel is dumb. I figured out that the answer is 402 in like 1 minute.

Remember, Temujin is an autistic latina that likes white guys.

>>150291342
why would someone lie about being a raiders fan

>>150291343
sailed one off the back foot
many such cases

>>150291357
0 can't be in the middle

>>150291302
Good, maybe she won't notice me saying I'd cheat on her with a midget.

>>150291342
Sure is a lot of assumptions for me saying that I pirate all NFL games and won't give Davis a single dime until he respects the fans enough to improve the product on the field.

>>150291212
that's kansas city kansas, wrong city

>>150291295
This guy got it right. The rest of you guys are retarded.

>>150291295
This is winrar right?

>>150291357
Its 042 nerd

>>150291394
based law breaking penny pinching latina

>>150291343
I don't know why anyone would throw in Surtain's direction, let alone triple coverage in general

>>150291209
>1. 682. One digit is right and in the right place
>2. 614. One digit is right but in the wrong place
>3. 206. Two digits are right but both are in the wrong place
>4. 738. All digits are wrong
>5. 380. One digit is right but in the wrong place

From 4 and 5 we can deduce 0 is in the code
> 0__ or _0_ or __0
3 allows us to cut it down
> 0__ or __0,
1 (remembering 4) tells us it is either
>0_2 or 6_0
If we for now assume 6_0. Then with 2 we arrive at a contradiction. Therefore it must be 0_2. Ok so we now assume 0_2. Then 2 tells us we must have 042
The answer therefore is 042

>>150291394
Come the fuck on he got you Geno Smith can you just stop bitching about it for 5 minutes he's trying and that's all you ever talk about.

>>150291434
You’re correct but this AmeriGOD beat you to it. >>150291295

>>150291338
They had Gates and LT, hard to hate on them

>>150291442
>latinas
>not bitching
Pick 1.

>>150291394
>I won't support the team until they start winning
this is why (your) sovlless franchise has 0 rings this century

>>150291408
>>150291410
Fuck yeah I can even spell my own name too

The Italian stat spammer proved that he possesses the ability to think critically, in stark contrast to the muttsucker who just regurgitates stats in a vacuum.

>>150291452
Without a written proof it can't be confirmed.
Italy wins AGAIN

>>150291357
>>150291357
It's 042

>>150291468
>I'm not going to buy products from this store because they are defective and low quality, but might if they improve somewhat.
Why is the mindset so unreasonable to you?

>>150291274
Most annoying posters Power Rankings?

>>150291442
Bringing in a super bowl winning coach isn't le good enough anon

>>150291463
I know bro and I made my choices by getting with her but it gets to a point where I just can't take it. Bitch about how someone looked at you weird in the mercado, bitch about how your cousins always talking about how good she's got it cause she tricked some guy into knocking her, you don't gotta bitch about fucking Mark Davis every single day. Yeah I get it he's a piece of shit but most owners are.

Dez Bryant has to be one of the lowest iq posters across all of x and that's saying a lot

>>150291004
we run this genny ms. Temujin

No matter how nice I am to the kiwi he ends up posting traitorous stuff like this 150290902. I give up trying to be nice to him.

>>150291004
>>150291219
>>150290788
>>150290363
>>150291156
I'm out of here. Every other post is Chiefs hate.

My gf just got me this, should I keep her bros?

good fucking riddance

>>150291547
>commie merch instead of skins
No.

>>150291542
Stay strong bro

>>150291542
Sexo!

>>150291442
Geno is the definition of mid

>>150290879
>>Terry signed a deal
WHEN??

>>150291454
Yeah and those guys were great, LT is one of my favorite running backs of all time, but they still had their careers wasted in San Diego. Not as bad as say Barry Sanders or Calvin Johnson but they were never going to get a ring there, just heartbreak and exercises in futility.

Whos the biggest sports star in washington sports history? John Wall?

>>150291586
I don't think anything's been finalized but he was taken off PUP so I'd say the new deal is in the final stages

>>150291573
And you think that isn't an improvement on every single qb they had since Carr?

>>150291561
Based

>>150291495
Being a fan is an investment, not a one time purchase. You don't buy high and expect to get return. I waited loyally for decades for >my chiefies to stop being trash, and it made me greatful for their recent success. That's you don't see me popping blood vessels to defend 1 player like a certain other "fan" itt.
LVIII was in (your) stadium btw. Feet on your couch and you won't do shit about it

>>150291495
Completely reasonable soulless take. Its a lot easier to root for teams that are winning.

>>150291542
Absolutely Mindbroken

Kek

>>150291617
Jordan Ta'amu.

>>150291623
I don't understand why they can't just keep the logo. I guess the name Redskins is a little racist but the logo is totally fine

>>150291542
FINALLY. No mercy this time janny.

>>150291628
>>150291626
She's a woman. Remember that.

>>150291605
Fair enough

>>150291643
>keep the logo
Umm, it's an Indian anon. that's racist

>>150291643
They made the noss cartoonishily big

>2-0
bruh

>>150291701
injuns are the lost tribe of Israel, mormons were right.

KWAB status?
He really is the next Micah Parsons

>>150291626
Not my stadium, Davis owns it, not me.

>Geno Smith
More like, "Gee, no chance of us making the playoffs" lol

>>150291434
Also just noticed that from 4 and 5 we narrow it down to 0__ or _0_. __0 is filtered out

>>150291643
I always thought their logo was fucking retarded which is why I dont mind the name change. A fucking feather on top of a feather just seems lazy. Plus it being a guy is also dumb. Their arrow design looked cooler and they should've done something with that instead. Or have the Redskins dude shooting an arrow.

Really they lost the plot by not just keeping the Washington Football Team name and logo. Everyone loved it and became accustomed to it quick while the Commanders is still a tough sell. Plus it really did represent how the teams name and history just got stripped away from them suddenly and sort of kept the door open for them to get it back.

>>150291741
Good work bro.

>>150291673
Why do some of you guys say Temujin is a woman?

>>150291771
Because she is, pastabro.

>>150291771
Because she was born with a vagina.

>>150291723
>might be the only highlight of the Jets all season

Imagine trying to clown any other team while playing for the Giants kek

>>150291723
Kek

>>150291736
>rooting for a team whose stadium wasn't funded by your taxes
why? just root for the projected owl winner every year then

>>150291771
Meme from last year that spiraled out of control. I am definitely a guy.

>>150291800
You should only identify as a man when it's easier for you, ma'am

>>150291771
Shes a mexican waitress living in california something like that

>>150291800
>I am definitely a guy.
You won't post proofs, babe.

>>150291800
You're "one of the guys" here but you're not a guy, stop lying to my friend.

Why didn't statmutt learn how to coom post correctly? Not complaining, just wondering.
Anyway, go chiefs

>>150291771
Just some dude from Redding California or in around that area

>>150291864
>dude
chick

>>150291835
She's also autistic and 60 feet tall

>>150291876
And 215lbs. She's a big gurl for (You).

>>150291880
>saving thumbnails

kek plonked

Admitting to be a fairweather raiders fan was the last piece of evidence. There's no way temujin has a Y chromosome

>>150291893
Do you nibbas really go around saying Plonked

>>150291947
Facts its straight bussin nocap

Who got b&?

>>150291979
Coach Primate

>>150291643
I legit liked this one a fan did

This is my favorite image maybe of all time

>>150291947
Coward.

>>150292009
squirts is a college freshman who just discovered stoicism.

>>150291783
The Giants are one of the great franchises in the league, young buck.

>>150291990
>>150292016

>>150291997
no dogs allowed in nfl only cats

As a Rams fan, I don’t think we need him at all, but I think he can be a difference maker in the division if he goes anywhere else…

Anyways, who should trade for this BAWB?

>>150291979
Statmutt got on my nerves so I baited him into posting porn again
>>150290103

>>150292064
niggerbirds because Lamar just needs more help!

>>150292045
The upvote gets me every time

Up from the depths
Thirty stories high
215 lbs
Her head in the sky

TEMUJIN
TEMUJIN
TEMUJIN

>>150291947
How do you say plonked in your language?

I just CAINT coach

>>150292092
This is incredibly racist and uncalled for

>>150291990
Y ahí está

Reminder to keep the carbs away from Temujin or else the indio genetics will kick in.

>>150292043
Historically yes but the last 12 years they have one of the worst win% in the entire NFL. 2013 onwards they have only two winning seasons and one playoff victory. They've had a top 6 overall pick at least 4 times in that span. They are inarguably a dumpster franchise right now

>>150292139
Do you think if you were circumsized, those black Saints fans wouldn't have creampied your bussy?

>>150291643
Would you say that to his fan anon?

kiwi gonna sperg out lmao

>>150292133
And don't feed her after midnight

>>150291997
>>150292051
KINOWolves

>>150292180
>I'd offer you a drink... but you know.

>>150292064
Hopefully someone like the Bills or Eagles.

>>150292237
are those your plans for madden?

>>150292090
Im not even sure what plonked means to be honest but i assume its someone fucking up

amal ghalṭa ( عمل غلطة )
ʿamal bawwaẓ ( بوّظ )

Sign this bussy

How many this season?

Nostrils the size of Michelin tires

>>150291835
She's our brown wagie princess who doesn't need material things to be happy.

>>150292266
TDs? 39
Turnovers? 15
Cocks in his ass? Unlimited

Taylor Swift if she was attractive

>>150292266
>>150292294
#BearDown

>>150292302
>t. Falcons fan

#BearDown on this bussy
#KeepPounding this bussy

Statmutt self deporting already has me confident that MY chiefies will keep the division streak going

A red sun rises in the East
Our red sun is Jayden Daniels
He led us to liberation
The masses stand up to be the masters

>>150292255
>>150292316

>>150292266
Probably around 30 TDs

#RaiseHail on this bussy

>>150292357
Settle down, Caleb.

>>150292348
I wish bussy was real

If your team is one of these 5 unfortunately you support a dumpster franchise. 12 years of sustained ineptitude is a more than fair sample size

>>150292348
kiwi found this out the... HARD way lol

>>150292331
Which teams fans are most likely to beat him up after a game this year.

>>150292412
iggles or detoilet

do blue states really use twink cheerleaders? grim

>>150292370
>>150292404
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>Reminder that niggers in Louisiana claimed this and more in 2017

>>150292398
yeah...

>>150292331
Ill the the odd man out and say that I dont appreciate Male cheerleaders in Pro Sports if they are functionally no different than women, in fact I dont really appreciate them at all, but at least in HS or College they are there for more elaborate routines that involve lifting and strength. Yes I like looking at the women and I know thats exactly why you put men in there and then browbeat me to death
>why do you care about the cheerleaders goy
With that train of thought why are they even there at all? Just get rid of them and license out halftime shows to ad agencies. I like eye candy.
>male cheerleaders are eye candy for women!
No they arent, and I explained earlier. Plus they have uniformed athletic chads on the field, why would they give a fuck about some twink

we posting man booty in /nfl/

>>150292254
Thank you

kiwi finna sperg KWAB

>>150292450
>temujin a tranny
>sneak a footfag
>pedosknee hanging on Epsteins island with Trump
>Kiwi a buttslut rentboy bug chaser
wtf happened to our trips?

Herbert just needs more help

>TIER ONE
1.)Patrick Mahomes
2.)Joe Burrow
3.)Josh Allen
4.)Lamar Jackson
>TIER TWO
5.)Matthew Stafford
6.)Jalen Hurts
7.)Jayden Daniels
8.)Brock Purdy
9.)Baker Mayfield
10.)CJ Stroud
11.)Jared Goof
12.)Trevor Lawrence
13.)Jordan Love
14.)Dak Prescott
15.)Justin Herbert
16.)Kyler Murray
>TIER THREE
17.)Aaron Rodgers
18.)Tua Tagovailoa
19.)Geno Smith
20.)Russell Wilson
21.)Bo Nix
22.)Bryce Young
23.)Sam Darnold
>TIER FOUR
24.)Drake Maye
25.)Caleb Williams
26.)Justin Fields
27.)Michael Penis Jr.
28.)Kenny Pickett
29.)Daniel Jones
30.)Kirk Cousins
31.)Joe Flacco
32.)Anthony Richardson
Thoughts?

>My fantasy league drafts in 3 hours
>My wife gave birth last week
>I haven't gotten a full night sleep in 8 days
>I don't even remember if I ate breakfast this morning
How fucked am I bros

I don’t believe redditors and Lions fans have ever been this mindbroken before. Never.

>>150292437
That's what I was thinking, maybe if the Bears weren't shit their fans would travel more and then I'd say maybe them.

>>150292491
This but Lamar unironically.

>>150292494
>Trevor
>Kyler
>Love

>>150292480
Old Gay was a cuck and CucMe was a stalker would be rapist if he weren't a manlet who can't over power any woman. Shit was always gay but at least it used to be funny.

>>150292494
Agreed my friend but Michael Penis will climb this ranking by the end of the season

>he still pretends he's "not obsessed" with me

Cheers to our 3 month anniversary babe

>>150292466
>YOU CAN'T POST BUSSY IN THE HOME OF BUSSYPOSTING... BECAUSE YOU JUST CAIN'T OK?!

>>150292266
How many what?

Fluid top-offs?
Tightening the nuts?
Exhaust inspections?
Rear end alignments?

Be specific you bloodey basterd

>>150292139
By all of those metrics they are still multiple tiers higher than the Jets, who are in competition with the Browns to be the worst franchise in the league.

>>150292480
there is a reason being a triptranny is a bad thing, it means you are an attention seeking predditor at best.

>>150292480
>bug chaser

? You think I have a chink fetish?

>>150292480
Youngchad the only one who got out unscathed

>>150292525
>CucMe was a stalker would be rapist if he weren't a manlet who can't over power any woman.
At least he's not autistic any more though. That's what counts.

>>150292494
hol up you putting >MY steelies QB1 Aaron Rodgers in tier 3?!?

>>150292503
yeah the home game bears tickets are also way too fucking expensive as is
and that'll probably get worse with the new stadium unfortunately

>>150292555
Newfag, everyone knows that Youngcuck was raped by Temujin in the sweltering summer of ‘99.

>>150292500
>1, 9, and 13 were normal football that could be said about any team
>2 would've gone to OT
>10 was skill based
Week 3 was the only win that was actually gifted outside of the schizophrenic mind. Would not have affected the outcome of the season in any meaningful way. Might've actually caused the chiefs to quit acting smug and lazy before garbage time of the owl if they'd lost earlier

>>150292562
Always a silver lining in any bush you're hiding behind.

>>150292519
What about em?

>>150292450
kek

>>150292553
it means you fuck gay black men for a chance at catching AIDS faggot

>Listen to Brett Favre talk football
>Comes across as very genuine, honest, relatable and likable
>But he sent dick pics (meh, I'm not super bothered by that) and stole a bunch of money so the league keeps real hush-hush about him
Feels weird man

cucme would heem kiwibitch in a fight.

>>150292567
I think hes by definition a tier 3 QB, hes basically useless without a great run game. Has been for a while too. If it wasnt for LaFluer and his scheme I dont think he wins back to back MVPs either.

>>150292592
2 wouldn’t have gone to OT if you actually watched the game. It was 4th down and Mahomes was losing until that PI call.

>>150292641
better watch out...

>>150292617
Do you often make up male rape scenarios in your head? Are you touching yourself while fantasizing about me right now Kevin? lmfao absolutely mindbroken by porn

>>150292617
Stop, you’ll make him sperg out jews and circumcised cocks.

>>150292653
your the one walking around new orleans like a sissy faggot hoping Demarius will force you down and breed you

>>150292653
>10 am on a Monday
neet confirmed

>be kiwi
>get mugged
kek

It's funny how accurate this meme still is 7 years on

Is this “Kevin” in the room with us right now, Stayvunn?

>>150292698
Yet you participate in american discourse. Curious

Reminder that bitchknees scared the kiwi into not using his tripcode KWAB

kiwi can't fight or handle bants lmao

>>150292649
In theory your Steelies should be set up for great things this season. A healthy Rodgers with a run game and better protection than last year is a marginal improvement. They might have the best Dline in the league after the Gnats, so if theres anything left in Ramsey we should see a little resurgence plus their other young CB should be poised for takeoff too. I love what theyre doing if the plan is to lean on defense and a heavy run game with 12 personnel and Rodgers' TD:INT skills. Only problem is Rodgers is a little cunty bitch and will tear the team apart from the inside out. If Tomlin thought he had some crazy negros to deal with before hes in for the ride of the century with Rodgers.

>>150292725
Wtf mods=gods
Rare Pedosknee W

>>150292698
>be faggot
>post your ass
>mention how a bunch of negros fucked you
WHY IS EVERYONE ASSUMING THE KIWI IS A HOMOSEXUAL SIZE QUEEN!?

>>150292672
>your

>>150292735
>steelers
>run game

f-football?

jannies and niggers own the kiwi lol lmao

Friendly reminder this is the type of spastic he is

>I was hanging out with 20 strippers then macked on the hottest one there

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAAA

>>150292495
You'll be ok. Congrats on the newborn. Who's the father?

at least the kiwi discusses football in <50% of his posts

>>150292756
>>150292779
Why aren’t you using your tripcode? Scared of the jannies that much?

Bruh I didn't even know Chris Collinsworth was a player lmao what the fuck

>>150292791
Im a different kiwi

>ayo, I saw your >coach primate posts on /nfl/, those were really hurtful mayne
>ERM I DONT CARE ITS JUST MY EPIC 4KEK HUMOUR >black qbs >black qbs KEK KWAB
>I asked nicely, now Gimmie yo ass nigga
And the rest was history

>>150285547 (OP)
Do we have these charts for other teams?

~Rammies won that game yesterday~

>>150292803
Fucking die

>>150292784
Just claim his bussy already. He won't fight.

>>150292807
unfortunately

>>150292803
Yep, lost super bowls with Boomer Esiason

>>150292824
anon that is mean

bitchknees puts the fear of God into the kiwi. Notice his lack of tripcode ITT KWAB.

Here's a trip. Now (You) won't spazz out at the other Kiwi. We've got to keep your spazz contained as much as possible :)

>>150292845
I knew Boomer was a player, I just have a hard time looking at Collinsworth and imagining him as a player, but I guess it was a long time ago.

>>150292846
Its the sunday dread kicking in

>>150292846
good. kys faggot.

>>150292845
>these are MVP numbers in 1988
Grim

>>150292756
I love that kid they drafted, especially in this scheme. And Jaylen Warren getting more touches without getting a full workload is a net positive. Their run game should be very good this season.

>>150292822
nvm, i found them. Wild how the Eagles completely turned everything around with Andy Reid and Joe Banner. With playoffs accounted for they actually have a winning record for the first time in their history

>>150292881
you will come to regret your words and actions...

>>150292846
Sorry. My bussy is still recovering from last night and I took out my anger on you.
Go Chiefs!

>>150292872
Collinsworth is 6'5 anon
He's clearly a football

>>150292883
>era where mvp wasnt solely based on stats and there was actual nuance in sports journalism
What a world.

>>150292867
>19 seconds
Good boy.

>>150292892
link them pls

>>150292803
He's your basic lanklet receiver, just white.

>>150292892
Do one for Dem Boyz

>>150292894
I never doubt anything I ever said. That's your downfall loser.

>>150292916
https://imgur.com/a/nfl-teams-historical-performance-RSodTbm

>>150292892
The Sheagles have never been a winning franchise. Roflmao. Suck on Mahomes’s nuts.

>>150292916
https://imgur.com/a/nfl-teams-historical-performance-RSodTbm
>>150292919
here ya go

>we've got the schematics

What did he mean by this? What schematics do the Steelers have that the rest of the NFL don't??

Which one of these players should've won MVP

Reminder that the kiwibitch craves American approval.

Heh...

>took the Steelers until 2004 to have a winning record
Lol

>>150292939
>a fucking star

>>150292266
BBC's?

>>150292983
>the one star is a rating

>>150292892
The absolute state of my team

>>150292963
right

>>150292973
most kangaroo fuckers do

>>150292803
He was pretty good too

>>150293010
Well, at least you have free use Kiwi faggots flocking to your city to get their bussy's busted.

Just the most incredible work from Dan Snyder

>>150292950
What the fuck is that poindexter on the right

Imagine the Cardinals
Theyve been complete ass since the fucking 1930s

>>150293010
i'll never forgive them for wasting drew brees' prime years

0 FUCKING RINGS LMAO

Post the chiefs cowards

>>150293026
kiwibitch won't like this!

>>150293039
svulfvl logos

>>150292644
You're right, I forgot they failed the 2pt. That's 13-4. Oh wait, I also forgot that they rested their starters week 18 and wouldn't have if the 1 sneed had been on the line. Counterfactuals are a slippery slope I guess

I like pretty graphs and numbers

>>150293052
He has nothing to fear from me, all he has to do is go within 400 feet of a middle school.

>>150293063
Just say you got the 'tism.

>>150293049
did you shop out the stars wtf?

>>150292782
Her jiu jitsu instructor

>>150293063
So pretty

/bills owl 2025/

Pats

>>150292980
>winning trend for the past 50 years
just shows how dumb whiny stoolerfags are

>>150293088
Imagine getting the rules changed and still not winning KWAB

>>150293051
Historically they havent been too bad

WHEN I SAY “COACH”, YOU SAY “PRIME”!
COACH!

>the Browns are still winning
Lmao

>>150293101
>9/11 happens
>suddenly the Patriots start winning
Pretty sus

>>150293125
This is the only chart I need to see to know that whatever metric they used is retarded

>>150293126
Funniest sports thing is right after 9/11 a desert team beat a New York team in the World Series

>>150293063
>massive spike in wins
>started in 2015
weird, i thought mahomes came in the league later?

>>150293126
God I remember that shit from AIM days... fucking flyover boomers legit thought Brady was a fluke.

>>150293063
>waiting until statmutt gets deported to post this
>we don't have to see him make shit up about how m*homes ackchually saved the franchise
based

>>150293144
AIM? I think you meant to say ATM because you're a faggot.

>>150293131
Anon the metric is
>win makes line go up
>loss makes line go down
The original Browns were really damn good

Remember when Brady took these losers from the basement to the owl?
Mutthomes could NEVER

Im so bad at reading graphs thats how i know my IQ probably not over 120+

>>150293135
Reid saved >us from poverty relegation. Mahomes made >us a dynasty

>>150293176
Coubterpoint: the Browns of the past 30 years have been extremely bad

>>150293135
Smeth played well on the Chiefs

>>150293213
Not until The Fat Man came along

>>150293178
Not to risk starting
>that conversation
again but didn't the bucs at least have a ring this century already?

>>150293131
Do you not know how interpret graphs

>>150293033
Jesus man, what could've fucking been

>>150293178
I love how you can see the exact moments Brady started and left NE

>>150293219
Anon Reid and Smith both joined the Chiefs in 2013
Oh wait I forgot pre Mahomes Chiefs don't exist to anyone

>>150293178
Don't start it again anon, we're just now finally getting a decent thread

>>150293039
Fuck that cheap nigger Bill Bidwill and his faggot son.

>>150293202
She looks so american when i think of american women thats what comes to mind

>>150293223
The current logo is so much worse. I hate when teams move on from a completely perfect logo like this one.

>>150293252
I hear ya bruv

>>150293207
And that's reflected in the chart. It's just that the Browns were so good for so long that they don't have a losing record yet. It's highly likely that they'll cross that line in the next 3 seasons.

>>150293063
"Games above .500" is a retard filter statistic especially in baseball HURR DURR 8 GAMES TO GO AND THE CENTURIONS ARE 34 GAMES BELOW .500 I WONDER IF THEY CAN PULL IT OFF

>>150293268
Yeah I get you.

>>150293268
The best Miami logo was the one from the 80s

>>150293207
The graph shows that, even when they didn't play for a few seasons it's a sharp drop off. It's just total number of wins and after the 80s it's really clear they didn't win much. It shows they lost over 150 more games than they won in about 30 seasons

>>150293247
I'm saying it's retarded a team like the Browns, a team that has never won a Superbowl and has had 3 playoff appearances in the past 30 years has a chart like that. They claim it's historical performance but it looks like it's just their W/L record accumulated over the span of their franchise

>Sources: The #Commanders have been shopping RB Brian Robinson Jr. to teams around the NFL.
Do the Bungles need a RB?

>>150293306
no

>>150293267
She's too thin and too white to be the average modern American woman anon

>>150293268
I'm still mad that
>The Dolphins never wore a helmet with the M logo
>The Dolphins logo never had another dolphins logo on it

>>150293275
>>150293300
See
>>150293301

>>150293301
Uh
Yeah
That's what it is
The Browns were a really good regular season team that got cucked by the Broncos a lot

>>150293306
Damn is Crosky-Meritt really gonna be the week 1 starter?? I drafted him early in fantasy after hearing the hype

>>150293323
most intelligent mahomes fan

>confused about these graphs
genny filled with double digit IQers confirmed

>>150293174
I am not the Kiwi.

>>150292803
He also likes girls who were easy and kinda dumb

>>150293362
I mean, those are the best kind of girls.

>>150293301
>it looks like it's just their W/L record accumulated over the span of their franchise
That's exactly what it is and it doesn't claim to be anything else. Are you retarded?

>>150293362
Most heterosexauls do, unlike you.

>>150293327
>>150293340
Yeah I am retarded, I didn't read the y-axis lmao

>>150293256
Smeth's first 2 seasons in KC were worse than his last 2 in tranny sisco. Reid turned a 2-14 laughing stock into the legendary brady benchers overnight. You tell me who changed the culture. I'm glad you tried to look this up for the sake of baiting a debate, but next time try knowing what you're talking about coming in.
>unsolicited mahomes reference
statmutt really did a number on this genny

Who's the current QB with the most cannon arm?

>>150293444
Josh Allen

>>150293444
He had a cracked rib btw

>>150293420
Kek

>>150293444
baker currently has the record for longest air yard pass afaik

>>150293444
Probably Black Favre, that guy from the Rams could give him a run for his money if he stays sober

>>150293471
Don't even know how I missed that when I saw the number there. Maybe I'm going dyslexic

I miss 2003 - 2017 NFL. The league just had a different feel during those days.

New thread when?

Burrs

>>150293470
>rush 3 with a QB spy on a hail mary
rape matt eberflus to death

>>150293497
Yeah, bunch of Pats bandwagoners

>>150293444
1. Joe Milton
2. Josh Allen
3. Baker Mayfield
4. Joe Flacco
5. Bo Nix

That's not just longest air yard pass that's how I'd rank their general ease of velocity

>>150293444
It's Josh Allen, even if he is an overrated shit QB he's got one of the strongest arms in league history

>bo nix
But I was told he had no arm

>>150293477
Was that before he started watching Mike Tyson fights before games?

marsupialnigger has a new trip

>>150293444
ignore all the retards that replied that dont know ball
its anthony richardson

>>150292491
>NYG 7
Damn

>>150293572
gonna have a melty?

New
>>150268306
>>150268306

>>150293444
It’s got to be Milton or Allen

>>150293621
>>150293621
>>150293621
migrate