Thread 150290192

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>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
204

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
215 (214 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 284 (+18)
NOR: 275 (+25)
VER: 187 (+2)
RUS: 172 (+15)
LEC: 151 (+12)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 559 (+43)
Ferrari: 260 (+12)
Mercedes: 236 (+16)
Red Bull RBPT: 194 (+2)
Williams Mercedes: 70 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
HAM: 810.43 (+77.72)
NOR: 791.90 (+39.38)
TSU: 784.39 (+75.13)

>News
Norris and Piastri 'will not properly fall out' - Zak Brown
Cardile working for Aston after dispute resolved
Carlos Sainz laments backlash towards Lando Norris’ openness on mental health
McLaren's world-beating F1 strengths might survive 2026 shake-up
Guenther Steiner: If 2026 regulations don’t work for Lewis Hamilton “then it’s over”
McLaren ensure Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri won't read bad news in the media
Sainz still sure joining Williams was the right move
Inconsistency holding Ferrari back, Vasseur says
Bortoleto and Hulkenberg Sauber’s ‘most collaborative pairing’ ever
Verstappen eyes major endurance races
‘Tough bastard’ Damon Hill ‘could never have a conversation’ with Sir Frank Williams
Daniel Ricciardo treated in hospital following motorbike accident in Australia
Portugal prime minister says Algarve ready to "formalise" F1 return for 2027

nso pole

edd

you are not loved as much as that dog

>>150290280
he doesnt even follow him on insta, hat dog is a victim of emotional abuse

>>150290280
nor as often

>>150290270
I don’t have the video or pic but DANCING PIZZA

>>150290308
>if its not on instagram its not real
end it

My wife accidentally sat on the dog again...

>>150290401
cam onnnnnnn
it was a joke, when abudabi 21 he unfollowed him, its just a funny joke, cam onnnnnnnnnn
i dont even use insta

>>150290370
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQn8E7vm9wc

>>150290280
No lies here.

>>150290489
I taught you well amigo
Lord Edd would be proud

This is the first time ive not missed F1 during a summer break. Why am i finding it harder to watch F1 this year then years like 2020.

>>150290421
brb calling peta

I've had a girlfriend for two months now and I've never been this exhausted mentally. I really like her, and literally nothing about her even annoys me, but I'm starting to feel like my purpose is to be forever alone.

>>150290421
How I want to go tb h

gimi
>>150290569
this year is complete and utter shit, bro

>>150290691
You might be dehydrated. Drink some water and electrolytes. Or else you're going end up like Sarge at Qatar 2023.

>>150290280
making a dog eat an unnatural and probably toxic diet doesn't sound very loving to me

>>150290691
buju poor you
fuck youuuuuuu

>>150290691
I truly know that feel

does /f1/ approve brutalism?

>>150290968
I am an American millennial and by law I’m supposed to like this sovlless contemporary design because we are a boring generation and are fascinated by mundane shit.

>>150290968
Yes, in fact F1 should race in a concrete road course with only concrete barriers.

>>150290968
Yeah, just ask this >>150290762
anon how I treated his ass last time

>>150290968
imagine the grenade trajectories

>>150290968
>>150291030
>>150291070
BUM :D

>>150290873
there is nothing natural about a big mac

>>150291211
carnival food slop

>>150291275
carnival slop country

>>150291358
I’m crying mon

>>150290333
grok is this real?

>>150290968
Yes

>>150290421
"accidentally"

tooth has started to hurt (very mildly) when I put pressure on it
it's over isn't it

>>150292183
take it out

>>150291211
i wouldn't feed my dog a big mac either, what's your point?

>>150292183
Omg mines too!

oh man, now i have new goon fuel

>>150290421
I suppose edd straw has also sat on many cats and dogs during his eddsistence

>>150292183
not yet, go to a dentists. when it start hurting out of nowhere its 100% over

>>150292589
you can guess her boob shape and lack of tattoos

>>150292589
>>150292613
but it is something else
nice legs, shame about her face

i will not ask him, i don want to know

>>150290421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbHUZ85SrGw

>>150292693
jajajajl, that came to mind aswell

shit piss cunt pussy fuck

F1 racer’s girlfriend butthole

I didn't mean that

You now feel the need to smoke a cigarette.

>>150290192 (OP)
>Grand Prix in: 13 days, 13 hours, 29 minutes, 6 seconds

Washed up woman race car driver gym selfie

>>150293947
erotic

>>150292646
Who is this bitch?

Speak français to me

>>150294212
Ooo le baguette
Hon hon hon

>>150294212
Comme vous le souhaitez à votre altesse

God i feel so gay right this second

just finished a 5 hour amphetamine fueled goon session lads

F1 related because Bottas is a known speed masturbator

>>150294212
omelette du fromage

>>150293685
i forgive you

When will the pendulum swing back the right way in F1?

>>150294870
never

>Norris and Piastri 'will not properly fall out' - Zak Brown
What does that fat yank fuck want? His boys to fall out? Its a team effort for the Constructors Champs

I still believe that Max can pull of a 2007 Gimi

>>150295123
F1 is an American™ Media Entertainment Corporation now, he'd like them to have a fistfight in the parking lot with no serious injuries because it would get immense ratings

>>150295145
That’s so gay
E*ropoors please create Formula 2

you now remember

>>150295231
boy do i have bad news for you

>>150295357
yes i do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfZfH33baMs`

>>150295357
I remember https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6fyxUdFTNU

>>150295504
YOuRE NOT JAPANESE

>McLaren ensure Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri won't read bad news in the media
i have a feel norris is the biggest egosearcher on the whole grid

gimi

MACHO MACHO MAN
I GOTTA TO BE A MACHO

>work tomorrow
i should have done a marmot special on the straight fuck me

neets get the bat

neets get the bat of friendship and understanding

this is what I think every american or mexican poster in these threads looks like

>>150295964
no one of them has darker hair

>>150295772
Newey testing the new Aston Martin aerodynamics I see.

>>150296182
that song really did not need a remix.

>>150296327
im groovin tho idk what to tell you

https://youtu.be/uhG-vLZrb-g

oscar piastri <- f1 related

oh god its time to return to the ugly alcoholism
work sets you free

its f1 related because i post chuck and hes f1 related so you see how the sentiment falls in line with formula one racing "sport" qualified by indians' correct
...
i accept your concurrence (you read this as i type(

>>150294212
drink this oui oui
*be's standing over you grinning as you pass out*

>>150292589
>>150292613
>>150292646
post sister1 through 12.jpg and sister15.jpg immediately

total jamaica death

>>150297019
kinda fucked up to type that my dude

captcha:rary

>>150297032
post the one with the frog burrowing himself into the dirt pellets, or i will call up mister director doctor president trump and have him delete you're cunt

meant total jamaica scotch bonnet death to my anus

>>150296951
now this is french

>>150297057
its not that spicy calm down

>>150297074
i'll show you spicy

>>150297062
You don't have to tell me what happened but you do have to eat this

>>150297098
no you wont.
you only have garbage ass flavorless meme breed peppers
you cant even show yourself a good hot sauce

>>150297114
overdone btw

>>150297116
you don't even know what i've got you retarded black african

>>150297129
You were just raped don't complain about my eggs

>>150297147
once again you've failed to identify varietals
you fucking philistine
drink sprite from now on

>>150297172
my name is ed currie and i'm going to stab you in the chest with a 12" blade

>>150297200
imma tell the po-lice

sexo con with white vroom

>>150297216
call em, see if i give a fuck

>>150297225
https://youtu.be/Vn5uuR9Q0hE

>>150297237
not gonna listen to these black homosexuals shucking and jiving
post the video with the frog, you fraud

>>150297247
Come on, CJ, you seen me when I ain't see you (Ayo, CJ, what the fuck?)
Nigga, you ain't even make a move (Like how?)
So how the fuck when you see me, you gon' shoot? (At all)
I don't know who got him in the booth (Grrah, grrah, boom)
He said he gon' Drilly Bop on my coffin (Like how? Drilly Bop, Drilly Bop)
Nigga, suck my dick, like
Ain't nobody gon' spin, how Sean got hit? (At all)
Y'all was jackin' that wasn't y'all friend, like (Gang, gang, gang, Elvis)

>>150297254
you shuck and you jive, you betray and destroy yourself for nothing, yet you refuse to post the frog
truly you are lost

the frog is a big guy (for you)

im sensing misplaced hostility

I just wanted to post cat because you did

i'm sensing these nuts in your mouth

ynr baha

formula one

formula one

formula one

formula one

kimi raikkonen

just post the frog you stupid retarded faggot nigger idiot

netherlands next

>everyone thought that Toto was hitting Max but in reality Max was hitting Susie and Kelly while Toto was watching
Apologise right now

>>150297509
im glad she made it, what a brave lady :)

For me, its six scrambled eggs and a large Americano (heh)

>>150297509
what if you tried to talk to her? would she freeze up, run away or just cry?

>>150297683
I don't have a passport sorry

>>150292693
Now that the dust has settled, was Junior really in the wrong for performing cunnilingus?

>>150290968
I can appreciate it in an aesthetic sense, but as actual space for people to live and work in it is a disaster.

>>150297852
it's submissive, one cunt hair away from getting pegged
plus it causes throat cancer

>>150297683
magst du deine frauen wie dein kaffee?

>>150297509
>But it all went well.
Holy shit. She got lucky.

>(You) get to spend one night with Alba after her F1 Academy race weekend concludes, Hamilton wins his 8th title next year
>Hamilton never wins another race ever again, Alba gives birth to a mutt some day

Pick one.

3rd option: Alba sucks the soul out of kwabmilton in a clandestine danish blackmagic ritual and becomes ferraris second driver.

>>150298085
alba herself is already a human/elf mutt

>>150298085
is F1 Academy basically softcore OnlyFansTheRace?

>>150298116
its basically an anime
>f1 except cute girls

Have Mercedes-AMG PETRONAS F1 Team ever apologized for this?

>>150298171
For what? That's the equivalent of saying "Hello" back then.

>>150297509
This i why I don't take anyone who has autism seriously.

>>150298171
a fellow fan of Kanye I see.

Nina Gapeman

>>150298171
their only apology should be for not producing enough motor vehicles to allow him to win the war

>>150295964
like a cute girl?
sign me up

>>150298085
I feel like choosing option 1 will get you banned for sexualizing a minor

>>150298334
do you really think they'd let minors fly around a track in an open wheel racing car at 200kmh?

amx to ferrari in 2027

>>150298362
Chuck is going to die next year?

>>150298377
hamilton's contract is up next year

>>150298362
Hell no

Took two massive Canadas today already.

>>150298429
>>150298362
the level of rape max will endure at ferrari will be insane

>>150298334
Nobody mentioned s*x. You could just watch old F1 season reviews on F1TV together.

>>150298515
she already looks 35yo

>>150298362
Ojs would unironically beat him to death before letting him go anywhere near those pastajoggers

If the choice was between Ferrari and Indy NXT, Ojs would get the US visa application going

gimi

>>150294002
>>150296987
she is a sister of our beloved f1 mechanic and she unprivated her insta a few days ago

>>150298593
link to de pop shop please

>>150298672
how did you know?
https://www.depop.com/abixs/

>>150298766
>knickers are all unworn
>scribbled out her nips in every see thru top
shame

>>150298808
yummy pits

good genes on those snelson girls

>>150298874
they are trained, but first you need right mentality to do sport

>>150298874
Meh. They look a bit worn.

>>150299060
cam onnnnnnnnn

>>150298766
>both have pierced nipples
The trash is strong in that family

>>150298808
>She doesn't know that we can see her nipples
How embarrassing

This man is truly incredible. He was the performance/race engineer for Schumacher, Raikkonen and Alonso at Ferrari for 14 years. McLaren, unlike retards at Ferrari, recognized his true potential and invited him to join them. Since then, his journey has been from head of race operations 2015 > performance director 2018 > racing director 2019 > team principal 2022. He turned the team upside down and made it a dominant force.

Treat him like fucking gold.

>>150299451
>Seidl giving McLel the Porsche treatment and went on a recruiting spree + building new facilities
>Caretaker TP after he left gets all the credit

>>150298766
Sneedsons have good jeans.

>>150299472
One of the worst baits I've ever seen.

>>150299490
yjkbros... we are so fucking back

why can't (((they))) stop fucking their dogs /f1/?=

terrible OP

let us pray that one day he will find happiness

business idea: bring back the russian grand prix

>>150299651
There is no greater happiness than being allowed to race for Ferrari.

>>150299693
pure joy

>>150299693
ticktum will replace sir lewis from 2026 to fill ferrari's new 'seething englishman' quota

>>150298766
Better fap material than hardcore porn

>>150290280
>forced into vegan diet
You're right, I'm far more loved, poor little bastard

>>150299668
based

>>150299793
yeah? like duh, of course, hardcore porn is shite, cant get my pp hard

gimi

>>150290569
Because like 2023, one car is leaps and bounds superior to the rest of the grid, but unlike 2023, there isn't an actual excellent driver behind the wheel to truly display how dominant it is, instead we get Potential Man and Bottle Boy
You'd think that would make for exciting racing since everyone else has a fighting chance on paper but no, they can fuck up several times and still hold position because the car is that good
But hey, at least Nico got a podium in a Sauber before Lewis got one in a Ferrari, in his home no less

twinks in formula 1 racing

I MISS CHARLOS SO MUCH
>former Sky F1 pundit and FIA steward Johnny Herbert believes Hamilton and Ferrari could reach a mutual agreement to part ways at the end of the F1 2025 campaign if their troubles persist.

>>150299818
>дa
>дa
>дa

>>150299910
Would that cement him as KWABOTD if he quits after a single season

>>150299818
for me it is markelov's step daughter

>>150299910
litos bros.... we are back
honestly, there is no reason to keep hamil for next season, there is no reason to believe that he is going to improve(reminder that last season he had more q1 exitst than alonso, when alonso had, a best the 5 car and the worst for some races, and hamil had at worst the 4), so at that point just pay him and hope for a better driver
well, if their car for 26 is shite then they wouldnt lose much by keeping him, ohhhh le car is le shit hamil very good very good we pay him 200 mill now so good
but litos is a long shot, the bear is doing decent, well enough for a ferrari? no, so maybe he has a chance

>>150299910
x

Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

Oscar is our guy right

Hamil x AMX 2027

>>150299451
hey, that's the guy who spent 60 laps reminding kwablonso that he needed to pass petrov if he wanted to win the wdc

whats the easiest way to get into hamilton hating if you're not a racist (the bad kind)

>>150300156
Understanding F1

>>150300156
his giving footrubs to this everynight..

>>150300156
anti
ve
gan

>>150300156
embracing racism (the good kind)

>>150300156
Merely think of him slowly poisoning his dog or how he's a massive hypocrite

>>150300172
She's an IG "model" and OF creator

>>150300342
Do you think that Lewis ever saw her take a huge dump on her chest?

>>150300354
what? why?

gimi

>>150300342
"entrepreneur, free soul, finance, travel" aka whore

>>150300399
Any pics of here in Dubai?

>>150300418
i dont know who she is, but yeah, any of those girls that go to dubai are whores

gimi

>>150300378
Because she is a frequent visitor in UAE

it's up

https://youtu.be/A9ZoEhWL8LM

>>150299882
>one car is leaps and bounds superior to the rest of the grid, but unlike 2023, there isn't an actual excellent driver behind the wheel
You mean like from 2017 to 2020?

Dreaming of piano black Ferrari 812 GTS with loud Akrapovic exhaust.

>>150299910
>mutual separation
Bullshit. Ferrari should sue to get their 100M back, with interest and recompensation for the shame he brought them.

>>150300156
what's the easiest way to get into hating chuck if you're just too tired of losing?

>>150300808
just pretend monaco is part of france and then hate all the french

>hating the french
non!

>>150300835
>>150300868
No one hates the French like the French do.

>>150300835
I can't hate the french because gasly is based for raping tsunoda

There’s a wolf in my front yard.

gimi

French

je ne sais pas

My name Frank.

Holy shit how small is their gene pool

>>150300984
Is it furry? If yes, then most likely he just came to change your router.

Just went for a jew cancerstick, felt good lads

>>150300563
will be maxxing out her inbox with pictures of my bang average penis

>>150301101
Just send her :halo: emoji and you are good bro
https://onlyfans.com/darivoo

>>150301074
It’s the price I have to pay for living in a forest

>>150301163
turns out youre in the wolf's front yard

>>150301163
i thought about living in a forest but then realised it would only be through a noose and it would only be my rotting corpse living there

>>150301128
>:halo: emoji
Wouldn't have saves Bianchi.

colapa

>>150301215
Kolarapedto

>>150301215
Uruguajos and argensimians are so annoying with this yerba mate shit.

I fucking love old young women such as Sophia Floersch and Karoline Leavitt.
f1 races for this feel?

PPMG (please post more gimi)

>>150301327
BPPMGD

gimi

Gasly started dating his GF when he was 27 and she was 19. What a stud

>>150301373
I aspire to be like this man

>>150301373
>19
roasty

they should be scouting high schools for prospective gfs

!!

oh righhht, max is a father now

>>150301413
kinderkarten

Perry Wu

good morning
i hate the modern auto industry

>>150301599
allegedly*

>>150301646
It's just 20 bucks bro just pay it

>>150301646
>pay the subscription
>speed
>car contacts the local police
>they crush your car for speeding

>>150301646
Ford is doing something just as gay by having ads play for you once you pass a billboard with that gay electric “Mustang”

New rule: you have to post in your native language

>>150301646
>to start the car, upgrade to Volkswagen Premium!
>to unleash the car's full potential, upgrade to Volkswagen Premium Gold!
>to experience the car's deluxe features like air conditioning and personalized seat positioning, upgrade to Volkswagen Premium Platinum!
>to access the car's...

>>150301701
You first, American.

>>150301646
>pay more for more power
can the car pay me instead if i drive slower than 100kph?

>>150301691
Americans and ads name a more loving combination
I wonder if it means you get better quality/cheaper on some services because part of it is covered by ads and offloaded from the consumer

>>150301724
please eat the verification currywurst to continue

>>150301373
should have made her pregnate

yah trick yah

>>150300156
Posting stuff like this.

superman that hoe

>>150298201
>>5942282

>https://x.com/webberq2_/
status/1956700870386618377
Kek, have a laugh at this.

>>150301701
You second, American.

>>150302052
ajajjaja

>rumors of Red Bull being interested in Albon
>rumors of potential Sainz return to Ferrari as soon as 2026 if Kwabmilton continues to be shit

Williams is not allowed to be happy.

we now go to martin who is live in the air at turn 3

>>150302070
if only there was a driver with recent experience who knows Williams well

>>150302079
this near amputation could power half a human being quite nicely

>>150301646
>$240/yr for at most 5 years
>$1200
VW is not doing this for money, they are doing it to humiliate and enrage their customers.

>Can't give away tickets for the Dutch Grand Prix
>Plummeting attendance figures
>No more Maxwins
Always nice to see these glory boy countries disappear from the sport, as soon as their driver stops winning they're nowhere to be seen. Say your goodbyes to Dutch flags in here while you can

>>150302182
here's your (you) you scallywag

>>150301646
Merc follows suit and starts forcing its customer teams to pay an extra 20 million a month for more horsepower

>>150302202
Me own shitpost... only got one reply

>>150302221
Don’t feel too bad nige. I called my parents and didn’t even get one (you)

I have a sudden urge to purchase italian computers

>>150302052
>prone to delusion
>hasnt faced reality in months
>trans flag in name
lmao
Pottery

>>150302252
You may not like it but thats what peak f1 aesthetics looks like

2007 kwablonso vs kwabmilt*n qualifying head-to-head:
>kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonso 10-7, with kwabmilt*n securing 6 pole positions to kwablonso's 2 (kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007)

>>150302052
Honestly, the retard was setting himself up with that one. How can you lack that much self awareness before hitting 'post'? KWABOTD

mr fatigue

>>150298085
Pick neither. I am in no way obligated to limited by your shitty choices.

I do pick this:
>Hamilton is exposed as a DEI charity case who had all his wins rigged (thus all his championships are revoked) and Alba gives birth to beautiful white children as all brownoid immigrants are expunged from Europe.

CUNNY
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Pirelli

why is the indian defending the tranny?

>>150302327
??????????//?//?//????

>>150290968
yes, I approve brutal and hardcore passionate sex with Sophia.

>>150302375
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>150302569
strollchads.. we eatin good

>kwablonso signed a multi-year contract with asston shartin in the hope that sheer luck would end his winless streak
>he ended up setting a winless record instead

>asston shartin were the fastest merc team when kwablonso joined
>they are now the slowest (behind williams)

Why is Alonso so highly rated even though his career has been a complete disaster?

jensen butthole having a cheeky crash innit

>>150302660
because some people do watch the races

>>150302675
why would people do that to themselves

>>150302660
because he was almost on kwabmilton's level in 2007, so the globohomos have been riding his dick ever since to make kwabmilton look good by association

>>150302660
Disaster in what way? He was the most highly rated driver for a decade at least and was outdriving his car nearly in every year he raced in.

>>150302755
in that sense, in the sense that since 06 he never won a championship, not in individual performance
>>150302728
i do because i enjoy watching with you guys :P

>outdrives your car
nothing personell, kid

>>150302755
he needs to outdrive petrov

>>150302755
Why couldn't he get in a good team? Why couldn't build a team up to be good? At some point there has to be some personal responsibility involved on his part. This "he's really good but has bad cars for 20 years!" narrative is bullshit.

150302810
>Why couldn't build a team up to be good?
>why isnt he driver, engineer, team principal and team owner at the same time? he mustnt be very good if he was unable to do all of that at the same time
yeap, legit retard

>>150302895
>building up team = doing everything yourself
esl moment

150302904
exaggeration=you are a retard
yeah, i know that your point wasnt having alonso in the car with the screens the engineers have, yeah you stupid retard

>>150302927
>yeah i know you didn't say that but i asserted you said something completely different because uhhh also i'm so mad i took out the >> to reply directly to your posts

Yeah, Alonso is literally complete and utter shit

150302946
>i got green texted, mommyyyyyyyyy please make him stop

>>150303015
stop seething

>>150302979
he just needs more time bro
one more team change bro
one more regulation change bro

max joined redbull in 2016, what team did he build? by the way newey talked about renault its clear that by 2014 they were already looking for other engine, so all the pieces were in place or going to be there for a winning team
we have to let all the other people know about this, max isnt a good driver, he didnt build the team, and obviously when rating a driver we need to take into account other non driving related things
obviously i wont adkwodlegde the indian

can you two argue in spanish so I don't have to read it

>>150290192 (OP)
Any good F1 podcasts/yootoobers?

>2014 sky f1 ads
>2min ad break with not a single colored person
um... isnt htis a bit racism

>>150303076
>max joined redbull in 2016, what team did he build?
https://racing.verstappen.com/

>>150302810
>he has bad cars!
its true but its also his fault in picking bad teams
he could have been at Brawn in 09 (was offered 08 Honda position)
he could have been in the RB in the early 10s (was offered 09 RB position along Vettel which may have became another Hamilton situation)
and then he joins Ferrari when they’re clear no 2, rejoins McLaren when Honda shits the bed, leaves for Le Mans (he wins) and comes back to Renault (no idea why)
the Aston gig has to be a paycheck to him, at least until 26 when he gets his last true chance in F1 with the Aston nuuimobile

>>150303115
F1NewsTacticalRab for all news/rumors/analysis. God tier for staying up-to-date with all the daily developments in the F1 world.

FP1Will, DanNoSkill, Rick'sF1Addiction for meme-based commentary.

Race Day Café for GP reviews and general F1 commentary by a gen z cute and funny female.

Honorable mentions:
P1 With Matt and Tommy
The Red Flags Podcast (featuring Gunther Steiner from time to time)

>>150298085
>Alba gives birth to a mutt some day
isn't this basically a given anyway?

narb a shit

>>150303446
How so?

>>150303426
>no edd
yeah, nah

>>150301701
Va bene

>>150299910
>Ferrari pays millions to get washed up driver
>almost immediately rehires the driver they got rid of to get the washed up driver because of the aforementioned washed status
>spent a shit load of money to waste a year and end up exactly where they were
That would 100% be something that Ferrari would do.

LANCE STROLL YOU ARE THE WORLD CHAMPION
THE WORLD CHAMPION

>wake up with a crooked back on Friday, look up a bunch of exercises to get it straightened up
>three days later I just realized I was doing all the exercises on the wrong side and I've probably made it worse
Races for this feel?

Wait so the 'oo' sound in Dutch is an extended 'oh'?

It's like some kind of tonal version of English

>>150303426
i didnt ask for the soi tier list

>>150299910
Imagine the keks

>>150304117
what did you expect

Why is /f1/ so dead?

it's over

>>150302344
you just know

>>150305005
We have lost all competitiveness. We must relent.

>>150304328
saar the caar

Max Furstappen :3

>>150305149
Are all redbull fans basicaly It guys?

furries should fucking die

>>150290968
Favorite type of modern architecture without a doubt. But like the Belgian said >>150297931 I wouldn’t like to work or live in a place with that type of architecture. If I was rich, I’d definitely have a brutalist home somewhere in the world, though, but it would definitely not be my favorite place to relax when enjoying my vacation time

lots of rumours about mercedes having the best 2026 car
none about ferrarri having the best 2026 car
Did he make a mistake?

>>150305792
He and his team doesn't make mistakes

>>150305792
going to ferrari is never a mistake, trusting ferrari is tho

>>150305792
>Did he make a mistake?
No, but Ferrari did.

>>150302052
Literally me btw

>>150301769
>I wonder if it means you get better quality/cheaper on some services because part of it is covered by ads and offloaded from the consumer

I'm unironically in a lot of physical pain right now, I'd call it a 7 out of 10. How will /f1/ or F1 fix it for me?

>>150306644
i can punch you really hard in the face and bollocks

>>150306724
How are you gonna get on my private jet mid flight?

>>150306763
order your gaaner to land and let me on

>>150303115
Peter Windsor is all you need really

>>150307052
Was he sacked?

>>150306763
i really wish max would stop using a trijet so i van call him a faggot
i just cant fault a trijet

>>150290691
My guy if you think that feeling is exhausting I've been married for 10 years now and its twice as bad. My analogy of it is like Fernando, he drove a winning car and then the rest of time its just shit and just tired of it all

>>150307052
I've just been starting watching some of the joint Cameron & Peter videos, and I'm 90% sure that Cameron is the anon that posts Peter's videos as soon as they're uploaded.

>>150305792
>who do the rumours benefit
>i wonder who started these rumours
Even the teams don't know if they have a good car yet, many times at regulation changes in the past teams have thought they've had excellent packages only to be hopelessly behind, this is because it doesn't matter where you think you are relative to an abstract reference you've created for a target, the only reference you should be paying attention to relative to your own performance is the performance of the other teams, who go into extreme measures to obfuscate their own data.
When more than half the teams themselves don't know whether they have a good car, how can anyone (especially some random reporter) know the comparative competitiveness of the teams before the first open testing occurs in 2026.
Reporters lie by second nature in order to stir up the sweet melodrama that they feed on, surely everyone knows this.

Toto internally knows he had nothing to do with creating mercs success in 2014, Brawn got the team into a decent shape, and F1's politics gave them their engine advantage.
Toto has been humbled in recent years, so perhaps he himself doubts whether merc were ever good enough to have earned the 2014 advantage on merit, and the utter failure in recent years of merc as a whole, especially their aero department may make him place his hope on another dominant engine rather than a well balanced team all around.

The thing is that creating a dominant engine is alot easier said than done, and merc may fall flat on their face when they expect their engine department to bail them out of trouble again.
Going too aggressive with their aero may lead to shit shows like 2022, yet going too cautious will also certainly lead to a sub-optimal outcome.
If they focus everything on the engine in doing so neglecting their aero and then the gap in engine performance fails to materialize, they may end up the 3rd-4th fastest team again.

>>150307692
>and the utter failure in recent years of merc as a whole
hpp is doing fine

>>150305467
They work in marketing

>>150306763
> How are you gonna get on my private jet mid flight?
It would be extremely painful

>>150307969
You’re a big guy

>>150307976
>>150307976
>>150307976
>>150307976

>>150304021
sPain 2025

>>150308013
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!merican’t bare to live anymore!!!!!!!!! 2025

>>150302979
Shut the fuck up Lance, don't you have a window to lick somewhere?

Getting sick of all these Americans posting. Shouldn’t you be in bed for your wage jobs tomorrow?

gimi

Blue Jay Verstappen

>>150307782
Their current engine advantage is not a tenth of what it was ten years ago - if they have any advantage at all, i'd probably say reliability is their current strength and even than is marginal.
Fine is not good enough to win championships.
If the current balance of power of engines is maintained, then 2026 will be decided by aero, something at which merc has shown themselves repeatedly to be second-rate.

>>150308143
>job

>>150308159
>naming you kid after a bus

>>150307782
you can't say a team is doing fine when the only tangible demonstration of their "superiority" in engine design in recent years is... being out developed by the other manufacturers consistently until the massive advantage you had has completely evaporated, and then try to claim on evidence that Mercedes are somehow better at building engines than the other top teams

>>150307052
>old man caught masturbating to telemetry and onboard videos

https://youtu.be/7CB5KpGynM4
my honest reaction to having to be employed again tomorrow
f1 related because hamilton

Nebberlands next

>>150303620
the hunchback of Northe-Damptonshire

seriously what were they thinking with that design, a racing car can be 1) ugly and fast 2) pretty and slow and yet still be thought of with fondness, but what's unforgivable is being both fuck-ugly and fuck-slow

>>150308499
>seriously what were they thinking with that design
floorflowmaxxing
if you put the merc retardedly close to the ground its a beast

There are unironically Stroll fangirls....

>>150308648
why wouldn't there be? He's a modern day Mr Darcy

>>150308548
And yet even after fia made a mid-season rule change during the first year of a regulation cycle purportedly on safety grounds (could have been entirely avoided if merc could have been trusted to not set ride heights so low that its drivers were literally receiving brain damage) merc were still nowhere.
>w-we promise it's really a good car in the simulator


Do you think Hamilton and Russell received lasting brain injury from that episode, although admittedly might not be detectable in either case.

>>150308648
Just more evidence that you can put a monkey in a suit, and women who are more likely to make superficial judgements, will pay more attention to the suit and not the nigger inside it.

>>150308648
Stroll is based.

>>150308678
the car is fast if you dont care about skid blocks
the car is good just not legally

Albon's manager said his contract can be broken at any time earlier this season.

>>150308753
f1 at its most basic level is making a legal car
if you don't care about legality, a aim-9 sidewinder is a great f1 car

>>150308770
>a aim-9 sidewinder is a great f1 car
*an
**doesnt have wheels

>>150308802
if legality doesn't matter wheels are not necessary

>>150308765
Where would he even go? Swap him and Antonelli?

>>150308770
good idea, I think formula war crime would be a fun racing series

IS IT FUCKING RACE WEEK ALREADY

everyone always say formula 1 is a dead sport

but not once have i heard anyone call formula one an alive sport

gimi

I think it's a pity the fact that Horner left F1. He was the only one who kept Wolff at bay and would occasionally insult him. Now without Horner, Wolff can release his whole autism and unterhund bullshit.

>>150309051
Free Practice 1 in: 10 days, 6 hours, 53 minutes, 42 seconds

buy my meal amigo

>>150309532
they really need to stop advertising the big mcdonald(if thats his real name) as anything but a dry limp mess
you cant even see the filler bread irl

formula sexo

I miss you anon, you will always be in my heart

>>150310613
Its funny how Vettel made the team great and Alonso just destroyed the team

Sir Frank 'Based' Williams

>>150310759
Leave him be he is just another victim of amxs buck breaking
Mainly in Monaco

>>150305792
dude, you should learn how anglo media were making narration for their golden black (mixed) calf
>uh, this time their rivals will have the fastest car, i see 2019 ferrari is the fastest car because of pre season testing, i know 2018 ferrari was the fastest car because they won first race of the season
they were doing this for years, put unjustified pressure on ferrari (because they were rivals of hamilton) and they will crack
same happened in 2022 even if they were not rivals of hamilton (because he was not in the fight), and they failed under false hopes they could win in a 2nd car (and their ultimate goal was to fire Binotto who knew brawn-todt-schumacher ferrari and was too dangerous for wolff-hamilton duo)
but in 2025?
>uh, p8 is alright
they are doing their best to take off even the smallest pressure from ferrari when hamilton is there (exactly what Binotto did with ferrari-owned italian media), and they dont want to inflate 2026 car hopes, because they know bad it looks for ferrari is to crack under pressure when they dont meet the overinflated expectations (self-fulfilling prophecy that "ferrari always crack under pressure"), anglo media are the best informed people about it, it was their sword against ferrari for years

Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

Alonso is the problem not the solution

>>150311085
controversial take

>>150311205
What is the final solution?

>>150311264
no medshitters

>>150311264
a pretty good song tbqh
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_O3awC4mv4Q

>>150308770
If an aim-9 could maintain it's top speed at sea level while making the turns it would finish an F1 race in under 6 minutes and then kill everybody so we can stop slurping.

>>150311039
grampa you're ranting again

Why doesn't Hammy win for her?

>>150311342
Why would he win for a dubai toilet?

>>150311347
He's a fan of the chocolate

>>150311350
Giving or receiving?

>>150311353
It's a well known fact that he has a massive scat addiction to the point he even banned people pooping on his plane because he would get an uncontrollable erection

>2026 cars will have an option to create more dirty air with their active aero
what are the chances this creates some of the biggest DRS trains in the sport since every race you will have the lead car dumping the whole battery on straight then going into harvesting mode+dirty air mode during the non overtake sections

gimi

KWAB hall of fame (losing the WDC in a car that won the WCC while enjoying perfect reliability against an opponent who didn't):

>(2X) kwabmilt*n (2007, 2021)
>kwablonso (2007)
>pozrris (2024)
>peeasstri (2024)

>>150311689
Soon to be
>Peeasstri 2025

So wait I thought f1 teams already had a summer break(near summer eve)? Why do they get another one in August, aren't race weekends just a big party as well? What are they exhausted from? Partying too much?

>>150309532
Get the fuck out of here beaner

The Albon fandom has gone too far

>>150311839
Female boy-band sport. Please understand. And thank Liberty Media for their blessings upon F1

>>150311854
>Female boy-band sport
God bless America

Are vegans even allowed to eat shit? Technically speaking it comes from a living creature. You could argue that it comes from a human and not a animal but 1) that human would have to follow a vegan diet too and b) you may as well permit cannibalism in that case.

>>150311786
>mcdonalds food is bad it just is!
im tired of pretending this is the case

bigmacs, cheeseburgers, mcflurries. thats all id eat for the rest of my life if i could.

>>150311930
>Are vegans even allowed to eat shit
They are eating fake meat so my guess is yes

>>150311930
They probably could if it was their own or another vegans

I for one enjoy McDonald's $3.75 hashbrowns. While an order of medium fries is $4.60. Make it make sense.

>>150311974
United statesians in general do enjoy brown things

>>150311930
who was the pornstar that refused to eat cum because she was a vegan? well, maybe it was just a publicity stunt, most of those news are just the whores trying to get some fame

>>150311923
>Gourmet Chinese Fast Food
Kek.

>>150311974
>an order of medium fries
Do they really offer fries in raw, medium and well-cooked in America?

Think the reason why shamilton seems to be geting hit by age harder than alonslow is his vegan diet

>>150290968
Is this the Holocaust memorial in Berlin?

Daniel ricciardo is a cum-addicted twink

>>150311930
>You could argue that it comes from a human and not a animal
Human beings are animals. You should know that, Greece. Aristotle did.

>>150311940
Eating fake meat is a recent trend, basically for fake vegans who want to virtue signal but not actually change their habits, e.g. Hamilton.

>>150312150
Nah, that one's just diconnected slabs of concrete and doesn't have windows.

>>150312132
alonso has a non meat diet because he was having problem digesting it. or had for a while after mexico and brazil last season

Lando norris love (man) meat

if chuck is chuck the who on the grid is sneed?

>https://www.auto-motor-und-sport.de/formel-1/nikolas-tombazis-interview-fia/
F1 is getting BoP next year. Personally I don't mind it, but only if they can then get rid of artificialising tyre degradation for "entertainment" as BoP will already provide that. And also bring back re-fuelling.

>>150312216
>budget caps are gay
we knew this already

>>150312171
>non meat diet
That makes him vegetarian, not vegan.
How about dairy stuff? Can he digest that?

>>150312150
I thought that it was illegal to celebrate holocaust in Germany and this whole time you've had memorials dedicated to it

>>150312216
why are they trying reel back on a p2w sport baka
fags

>BoP
bind on pickup? blessing of protection?

>>150312362
bogged prostitutes

>>150312256
i dont know, im not his doctor, but i remember that, that in mexico and brazil last season he was having problems with his guts, even considering having el drugo run those races and rumors has it that the retirement in mexico was because of that, he was feeling under the weather so he did a few laps and went home

>>150312216
I hate how F1 got NASCARized in 2009

>>150312419
>im not his doctor
How disappointing.

Alex Palou would destroy Norizz and Piss ass tree

I am your doctor and I am diagnosing you with twink

>>150312362
bopcussy

>>150312464
i remember da matta and bourdais thoroughly rekt'ing the f1 field after coming over from dominating kindy car too

>>150312481
Is it terminal diagnosis?

>>150312512
Tbf Palou did destroy Norizz when they were team mates in the junior series

>>150312514
It will only last for 18 years

Oh no. Three black SUVs are parked in front of my house!

I SHOULDNT HAVE SPOKE ILL OF ISRAEL FUCK FUCK OY VEY IM DONE FOR GOYIM SHABBOS

>>150312652
burn you hard drivers and phone
ill get you out on bond as soon as i can

>>150312564
Eat proper food.
Exercise.
Have good hair genes.

It's really that simple.

>>150312695
thanks fren

>>150312728
Don't forget to delete system32.

>>150312732
Dumping everything in the lake as we speak

más gimi por favor señor

>>150312755
>the frogmen in the lake watching a new device sink every few seconds

>>150312829
deport yourself

>>150312652
hey me too

have a kimi

https://theoriginalsfakecollection.com.ar/

francola 500

>>150312975
>>150312975
>>150312975

Did some stuff get deleted? Why are we at 496?

>>150313537
>14 deleted posts
jannies are going for overtime bonus

gimi

gimi^2

Gimi 500

>>150303115
Not a big youtube guy but i do have yelistener and JonnyF1 subbed. Edd is a given, and someone mentioned Windsor but in his case it's very important to tune the fuck out once he stops being autistic about racecraft and starts rambling about whateverthefuck.

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