Thread 150292161

Round 23 news wrap
>collingwood shook
>fred are dockies tier
>sheezel commits a ballocaust
>rankine committed an homophobia (according to a faggot ass snitch)

first for MY eleni

very racist for people to criticise indigenous culture for its attitudes towards homosexuals

>skipped church yesterday
>drank 12 beers during sunday ticket and barely slept
>just called into work sick because I shat blood and my liver's hurting
The Lord works in mysterious ways.

>>150292511
Jeez that's a crisp start to the week.

>get banned for calling someone a faggot on the eve of finals
Dumb boong

Darcy Moore is a faggot though

Up and at 'em

gm retards

rankines season is over lmao what a deadshit

>>150293394
>>150292629
fuck up commiefaggot

Kind of want Crows to win a flag now while Rankine seethes and then the Crows never make finals for the entirety of Rankine's career now.

While I DO think banning people for saying fag is a fucking joke.
I also hate the crows and want to see Rankine rubbed out for 6. And hope it turns out other players said the word too.

Go port btw

What if Darcy Moore says faggot? It's his word, he should have the freedom to use at will.

I prefer abos to faggots

it's so funny because south australians have this massive self perceived belief that victoria wants them to suffer and this is only going to stoke that fire even more and they will all be banging their heads against the bus window in an autistic fit while the rest of the country sits back and just laughs at the carry on. its the gift that keeps on giving.

>>150294250
>it's so funny because south australians have this massive self perceived belief that victoria wants them to suffer
Waiting for any evidence to the contrary

kick homophobia for six iykwim ahaha

The Kevin Spacey defence might be the only thing that can save Rankine, he just has to keep the act up for a few years

Morning lads. My heater broke, so I sit at my computer cold. Going to go see if I can find a new chair today. Splash out.

>>150294283
reckon i'd rather go out of bounds with insufficient intent ;)

Crows should go scorched Earth and tell the AFL everytime they've heard a slur over the years. Get as many banned as possible.

>>150294481
haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
>>150294568
>i'm crashing this game with no survivors

>>150294568
Yep
>tex said faggot in these cases
>Dawson said faggot on this occasion
>thilthorpe said faggot this one time
>ANB said faggot when at the demons
Do your worst AFL!

Rankine also got a fine for staging for free kicks. Something rarely given kek.

>suspend the meme player from the meme team
my fucking sides

Jack Graham got 4 games after self reporting so realistically if Rankine doesn't get 5 then there is something wrong. I'm worried hes going to get the boong sympathy treatment somehow and get far less

>>150294864
his season is over

>>150294897
Fold north
Fold saints
Fold bombers
Move bulldogs to Ballarat
Bring in Tasmania
16 team comp

Adelaide are unironically the AFL's whipping boy, they seem to get fucked over again and again in a way that Port don't.

>>150294922
>Move bulldogs to Ballarat
What becomes of that stadium around Footscray that was undergoing reno for eons?

>>150294977
Port get screwed by the scumps every single game mate. Still having a whinge about the goal umpire? Spare me.

Kind of crazy that in 2021 bombers made the 8 with just 11 wins and now 15 isnt enough

>>150295138
It all comes down to Adam Simpson failing to rebuild and Rhyce Shaw culling North's list. These last 4 seasons we've essentially had 2 VAFA teams running around feeding wins to everyone causing unatural finalsflation.

wouldn't be rankine too high with the poofs would he

Last time crows finished top in 2017 they finished top with 15 wins. This year they will finish with 18 wins which is crazy.

And when crows beat North they will be on 18 wins. Since 2013 it will be the 5th time a team has managed to achieve 18 wins in a season, every time the team with 18 wins has won the flag except Richmond 2018.

>>150295331
Not a notable stat because we have 24 rounds now.
They would've won 17 any season before this one.

>>150294897
they have been irrelevant for years. have only won finals with one coach in living memory.
>>150295138
looking at the 2021 ladder, there were no teams on 14, 13 or 12 wins for the season, and essendon would have scraped through on percentage if they were on 10 wins.

sus

>>150295193
>culls list of all talent in aggressive rebuild
>immediately leaves due to insanity
>destroys the club for several years
Kek Rhyce Shaw master troll

said last night im giving up gayfl for good if rankine gets a lengthy suspension. sticking to it firmly.

>>150295690
Catch you later mate

>>150295714
nope, seriously done with this clown show.

>>150295739
mind the door on the way out

>>150295690
>>150295739

>>150295690
>all the other times people got suspended for saying faggot were ok
>but THIS TIME its gone too far
Why?

If Rankine truly is homophobic, wouldn't the best course of action be to let him play Collingwood in the QF to expose him to the faggots he's so phobic of?

>>150295858
what a nothing post

>>150292629
doubling down Tex?

>>150295887
It's a psychological treatment process called exposure, very effective. Time to move past punishment and to look at treatment.

the way to get the best treatment at job network appointments is to look as middle class as possible

Which AFL players would you like to call faggots?

>>150296055
i would never do that

>call someone a fag
>miss finals
nice one rankine

>>150296055
sheezel and goldstein

>>150294770
the afl hands out a staging fine like once every two months despite how prevalent it is these days, it's retarded

>>150294897
no

must've slept funny my neck is FUCKED

There's a tweet suggesting Rankine used a boong word which sounds like faggot but isn't faggot. The AFL would be tying themselves in knots if true.

>>150296325
lol ok bud

ynr this spaz
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/%22trump%20is%20fucked%22/country/AU/page/1/

>>150296325
>The Harbhajan Singh defence
kek
Might work

>>150296344
Nah I'm with you cunt, it's a reach

There's a very real chance their ladder spots will hold and Collingwood will play Adelaide in Adelaide in Week 1. If Rankine does get the suspension the Crows crowd will be so feral it will be kino.

rankine was just rapping snoop lyrics

>>150292511
Your employer knows full well what you're doing

CALLED HIM A FAGGOT
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
RIGHT.
IN FRONT.
OF ME.

What exactly did Rankine say?

bro i'm not gay!!

>>150296564
something about a bundle of sticks

>>150296055
Bailey Smith

>>150296044
Noted. I got my last job turning up to the interview in a high viz. Everyone else was dressed up.

Canberra should have a team

Didn't see that coming. Huge for Saints. I assume he's re-signing for three years to get to FA and then will assess from there.

Rankine is FUCKED

>>150296723
A guy was banned for 5 weeks for saying "faggot" less than a month ago. You have to have an IQ of 80> to even think about saying it on the eve of finals.

>>150296734
racist fuckhead

>>150296720
they're giving him the harley money

>>150296753
>Part of brown identity is getting to do whatever we want

>>150296720
>$4 million for 2 seasons
Damn

>>150296734
Bit racist mate

where's that sperg who said player contracts are going to be going down in value because muh tv rights deal or whatever

>Bloke that continues doing the same thing he's already been doing is getting an extra few MILLION dollars
>I just get a grand each year to compensate for inflation
Fuck off

>>150296813
Why would contracts go down? The AFLPA's CBA got players a 10% raise immediately with more to come on the back of the new rights deal.
Why would players be earning less when the AFL is earning more? That person can't even comprehend 1+1=2.

Thinking cock up the arse for lunch.

>>150296853
based fellow /nrl/ enjoyer.

>>150296853
Crisp Isaac Quaynor

>>150296836
billions worldwide can do what you do thoughbeit

>>150296901
Being honest, I see this type of handball many times during games.

Caro vindicated. He's signing with the Saints until Tex retires then signing with the Crows.

>>150296840
because apparently the rights deal has been a disaster and the next deal will be for much much less
that's the cope anyway

>>150296910
applied for ump school yet mate?

finna arm day

Adelaide:
>Rankine going to be suspended for the entire final series, potentially blowing up your finals chances in the season you finish top of the ladder before they started

Port Adelaide:
>Got turned down by a NWM even though they were offering 12 years @ $2.5million/year ($30 million total)

So... who had the worse 24 hours?

i sense an amp run in my near future

>>150296949
me.

>>150294250
Nah this is Vics weird complex, you do this with everyone, WA, SA etc. Sydney/NSW just knows it's the premier city and state in the country, they don't need the reassurance, whereas vics do this weird shit.

The problem with Snoop Doggs grand final performance, and homophobia

can't wait to read pedestrian.tv's zinger of a headline about the latest MALE sportsball gronk to be suspended for homophobic shit

>>150297009
>The guy who smokes fags is playing at the granny
>The guy who called a fag is banned from playing at the granny
Twisted world this is

>>150296720
good for the sainters

harley has signed with the iggs

>>150297086
oh cool

>>150297086
part of the deal is he has to get such as life tattooed on his stomach

>>150297086
Harley was underpricing himself if he only wanted $24m over 12 years. The going rate is $30m.

>>150297112
kek

>>150297086
This will be great for morale

>>150297086
wonder what the new cope will be? west coast putting too much pressure on reid to be 'the one'? fucking up their list by giving one guy too much money? turning reid into cousins mkII even though there's zero indication whatsoever they he has any sort of drug or behavioural issues?

>>150296924
Even if that was the case (it's verifiably not) the current CBA isn't scheduled to expire until 2027 and no impact on salaries could be experienced until after that but it won't happen anyway because the AFL broadcast deal was secured until 2031. There's zero chance the AFLPA then negotiate for less money for 2028 and onwards.
That poster is an outright retard.

>>150297086
Where's this coming from? Can't find anything on it.

>>150297112
you misheard, it's Butch is Fyfe.

nsm stays with st kilda, 2m deal

>>150297134
based The West Australian sub-editor

NWM should have taken the port deal, surely he goes there anyway in two years time

>>150297174
Might actually watch whatever show this faggot is on to see how he copes

hungry

jacks

>>150297211
probably doesnt want to do a tim kelly and go to a club on the downward trend and end up on huge money at a shit team with untested coach and other players looking to leave/retire/rebuild needed.

>>150297185
my ass

>>150297244
Put the buttplug back in, it's leaking shit.

>>150297257
weird and gay

>>150297263
weird and gay

mumberg asked yesterday if i was gay because i haven't brought a girl home
she hasn't realised yet that i'm a fat, ugly, balding, hate filled despicable shit cunt excuse of a person

>>150297211
Neither SA club has anything of value. He probably doesn't want to screw over Saints. $4 million for 2 years is a fair compromise to getting home now. If either club wants him before 2028 they'll need to come up with a significant trade offer.

>>150297176
>Even if that was the case (it's verifiably not)
They've cancelled contracts with other sports/leagues due to thinking they were paying too much money for it.

Pay TV (Foxtel, now DAZN) makes up the majority of the broadcast revenue. If they pull out/reduce what they offer then the money available for contracts can only go down. Channel 7 are also unhappy with the current broadcast deal as they aren't seeing much/any return either.

>>150297270
nah you're alright ay

>>150297270
based peter dutton

>>150297230
>do a tim kelly and go to a club on the downward trend
Kelly went to the Iggs after they won the flag, so a downward trajectory was the only thing possible. Don't think anyone saw what ended up happening as being possible though.

>>150297277
Fuck that.
If Port are offering 12 years @ $2.5m you tell Saints to work out a deal or you'll nominate for the national draft with that contract price on your head.

He's an injury away from crippling his value. You don't turn down that sort of bag.

>>150297263
I act like that and say things like that

>>150297279
What proof is there that DAZN is unhappy with the contract aside from Eddie McGuire alluding that they are with zero evidence?
>They've cancelled contracts with other sports/leagues due to thinking they were paying too much money for it.
Which one aside from LFP and that was related to a dispute saying they were given false numbers prior to their contract negotiations.
There is nothing like that here and even if they were to exit they'd have to pay a massive termination fee and Paramount (who were previously interested) or someone like Amazon would just swoop in and snatch up the rights.
The deal is going nowhere.

>>150297351
disregard anything linked to this "FootyIndustryAU" cunt, its the same cunt that owns
https://footyindustry.com/

>We look at tv ratings, finances, attendance, memberships, sponsorships and venues.

it's so obvious the /nrl/ linked faggot who uses this site for his attendance stats just ignore the cunt. just trying to push his agenda.

>>150297305
>If Port are offering 12 years @ $2.5m
There's no way it was that much or that long plus CBA is set to expire the year he'll come out of contract so his agent will likely be able to negotiate for even more. He'll be the highest paid player in the game for two years and then can negotiate a juicy, long term deal until career's end.

>>150297185
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150204267/#150210697

>>150296720
>turned down 30 million from poort
Rip

>>150297351
>>150297361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5ktDLjIqnc#t=39m40s

It's a direct quote from Eddie (Victoria's Mr. Football). Going on about /nrl/ websites is just utter cope.

>>150297361
the owner of that site is The Wookie on bigboomer

>>150297400
i dont care enough
your twitter screencap was your primary source and that is enough to know what your agenda is

dickhead

>>150297400
>What proof is there that DAZN is unhappy with the contract aside from Eddie McGuire alluding that they are with zero evidence?
>It's a direct quote from Eddie (Victoria's Mr. Football).

>>150297376
>There's no way it was that much or that long
Can only go off what is being reported. It's from the same source that said he's re-signing for the Saints.
Why believe one but not the other?
>plus CBA is set to expire the year he'll come out of contract so his agent will likely be able to negotiate for even more
More than $2.5m?
>and then can negotiate a juicy, long term deal until career's end.
Not if he does his knee/gets concussions.

Absolutely retarded to turn it down. His agent/management should be fired for it desu. Absolute negligence.

>>150297270
should hit the gym buddy

#FreeIzak

>>150297407
>Link a youtube video with a timestamp and hope Anon's listen to it (or spend 5 minutes typing out the quote to >greentext it)
>vs
>Screenshot of the quote
Hmm. Keep coping.

>>150297412
You're saying Eddie doesn't have sources?

>>150297185
it's all over wa

>>150297270
Just need to wait a few years for the ladies to be into you, lad.

>proof???
>here's proof of a well connected highly parochial afl media figure stating what I just claimed
>NO I SAID YOU CANT USE THAT PROOF FUCKING NRL GLOWIES IN MY THREAD
for a bloke that constantly goes off about how utterly irrelevant and pissant league is you sure think they're pulling all the strings

>>150297448
>admits other people treat you better when you're fit, lean and healthy
>tacitly agrees that working out makes you a better person and improves your standard of living
crisp

>[deleted]
KWAB

>>150297185
https://x.com/BrendanfFoster/status/1957021546058498323

>>150297458
>You're saying Eddie doesn't have sources?
I'm saying it's a throwaway, unsubstantiated comment used by a notorious liar in a criticism being made against the AFL commission for not having anyone on staff with his broadcast understanding. It is dogshit as proof, you fucking faggot. It's not proof of a thing.

>>150297504
Brendan Foster
>Freelance journalist. My views are my own and do not reflect those of...well, it doesn't really matter.


https://www.watoday.com.au/by/brendan-foster-1mqti0
>Brendan Foster is a Fremantle local, former Fairfax journalist and communication professional, with work published in Guardian Australia, The New York Daily, The New York Times, Crikey, WAtoday, News.com.au, The Irish Times and The Sunday Times.

>A Perth pet hospital nearly sent me broke. But the alternative was worse
>My partner and I were recently abruptly confronted with a philosophical and moral dilemma: how much were we willing to pay to save our pet’s life? Now we know.
AFL journalists in shambles if this guy has the sources.

>>150297521
>partner

>>150297504
FUCKING
THIS
H
I
S

>>150297521
>Perth needs good neighbours, but is a beer a bridge too far these days?
>I know friction can be inevitable even when you try to be a good neighbour. But this incident had me rifling the drawers looking for my old therapist’s number.

>I kept getting sicker. But you won’t catch me reaching for a tin foil hat
>I’ve had a few health scares since getting a COVID jab (and catching the virus). Are they related? Hard to say – but you won’t catch me researching flat earth theory.
Top AFL journalist in WA.

twitterfags need to go back and stay there

>>150297521
>AFL journalists in shambles if this guy has the sources.
tbf i heard about it about a week ago. been a very poorly kept secret in the west.

>be dazn
>spend a bunch to buy kayo
>end contract with afl
>kill the streaming platform you just bought because... THEY JUST WILL OKAY???
yeah I'm sure people will stick around to watch *checks notes* darts and scuba chess. surely this is going to happen because companies are le dumb.

>>150297544
I heard that Rozee got Zerk-Thatcher's wife pregnant and it was tearing Port apart. Everyone in Adelaide did, a very poorly kept secret.
AFL journos are all Melbourne based so didn't have a local source to let them know, cucks.

>>150297552
That guy is such a fucking retard and I love that he was lurking the thread and people mentioning some retarded lie he said in some other thread was enough to trigger him into posting to defend his retarded claims.
What a loser.

>>150297552
>be dazn
>the only sports platform in town
>notice you're paying afl hundreds of millions per year for no return
>want to renegotiate to give them less money
Shocking.

>>150297579
>the only
stopped reading right there
lmao give it up you sad cunt

>>150297579
>only
lol
lmao
20% of something is more than 100% of nothing. they hold no cards.

>>150297582
Who else is there?

>>150297579
You are pathetic.

>>150297593
>9/stan
>10/paramount
>amazon prime
>apple tv
>netflix
>espn/disney

so looks like signing a 2 year deal for giga money and then requesting a trade is the new thing
nwm, warner, etc

>>150297597
>The players are seeking more money, but fewer people are watching matches [...]
Hurr, why would the broadcast rights deal be worth less?

Jamarra Ugle-Hagan has been caught up in a non fatal shooting outside Melbourne nightclub, Love Machine on Saturday.

It’s understood he was with a friend when a verbal altercation broke out. It’s unclear what involvement (if any) he has in the incident but is not accused of any wrongdoing.

>>150297621
>fewer people are watching matches on the Seven Network
>the Seven Network
Hurr, I wonder why that would be? Hurrrr

>>150297629
yeah he's not involved he just keeps getting 'caught up' in things like this
anyway i'm sure he'll go to sydney and win a coleman or some shit

>>150297615
same as it ever was

>>150297632
Because more people are switching to /nrl/.

if the wogs have any honour they would trade juh then just before his first preseason in sydney, send someone to run him down with a car

>>150297675
You are so fucking pathetic, mate. Legitimately sad.

>>150297675
whats nrl?

>>150297675
This is true, many are saying this

can't wait for the draft this year

>>150297629
>This is actually true rather than a shitpost
Kek. He literally just had to wait ONE week and then he'd be off to Sydney for $$$. Career done now.

>>150297675
Yep you just feel the afl is running itself into the ground while nrl goes from strength to strength

The COWARDS at fox footy social media team not allowing comments.

>Try listening to 5AA for the Rankine / Nas fallout
>Ad, >Ad, >Ad, >Ad
>ad, >Ad, >Ad, >Ad
>Ad, >Ad, >Ad, >Ad
>5 minutes of content
>Ad, >Ad, >Ad, >Ad
>ad, >Ad, >Ad, >Ad
>Ad, >Ad, >Ad, >Ad
>5 minutes of content
Holy fuck. How do radio cucks handle thiis?

>>150297822
I dont think the sport show has started mate.
I think it starts at 4pm sa time

>>150297819
because scummo introduced the laws that held news companies liable for comments under their articles

>>150297822
revenue per ad slot is falling because of listener numbers falling due to so many ads so they need more ads to make money to keep the lights on and keep broadcasting but even fewer are listening because they are fed up with all the ads

Heard through the grapevine that Wanganeen-Milera is actually going to sign with the saints and not going to go to SA as expected. Can't reveal my source but its fairly solid. Expect to hear more about this soon.

Based news hound

>>150297459
meth, herpes or both?

>>150297629
no mention that 'the friend' was Bobby Hill?
Magpiss PR doing a good job, better than the doggies.

>>150297629
Darcy Moore has been caught up in a non fatal stabbing in Melbourne health club, Wet on Wellington on Saturday.

It’s understood he was with a friend when a physical scuffle broke out. It’s unclear what involvement (if any) he has in the incident but is not accused of any wrongdoing.

>>150297835
Its only going to get worse next year. See UK

cold today

When I grew up we used to say "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."

REV IT UP
5AA sports show starting.
mpv https://23203.live.streamtheworld.com/FIVEAA_AAC48/HLS/playlist.m3u8?

>>150298042
How much are Crows customers seething?

>>150298042
its just going to be faggots saying "yeah we need to stamp that sort of thing out"

My Wife Quincy Dodd

>>150298045
Dunno, still on the ad break (that started 9 minutes ago).

>>150298041
Good to see society has made progress since you were young.

>>150298041
Think words did more damage to me than anything physical desu.

ynr when the footy media had the pitchforks out for west coast being a drug club but as soon as it happened to a chosen vic club all you heard was *INJUNCTION*

/nrl/ - the butt of /sp/'s jokes

poof

>>150298124
No. Historically a game is a game. There's no finals tax. Can't do the time, don't do the crime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uapmStLIPA
7 weeks?

How are they going to prove this shit? and under what legal system will this hold up? It's literal he said she said. Also last time I checked it wasn't illegal to say faggot? What's to stop someone making shit up about you to get you suspended for 7 weeks or mishearing you?

Anyways this is the retarded shit guys like commiepoof vooted for so we are always on our toes never knowing if someone is going to turn us in for wrongthink.

Clearest example of Australia being a low trust society now that I've seen.

>2024
>Dan Houston gets suspended and misses port adelaide's entire finals campaign

>2025
>Izak Rankine gets suspended and misses Adelaides finals campaign

Its like poetry, it rhymes

>>150298141
no-one voted for anyone in charge of the afl you worthless /pol/brained spacker

>>150298141
>Also last time I checked it wasn't illegal to say faggot?
Yeah but if I were to say it at my workplace id get the sack, not just told to sit at home for a few weeks on full pay.

>>150298141
A Collingwood official overheard it (in the rooms? Maybe Collingwood players talking about it) and contacted his Adelaide counterpart to let him know.
The Adelaide official(s) then interviewed Rankine and got confirmation from him. Adelaide then """self reported""" it to the AFL integrity commission and Rankine then rang up the Collingwood player to apologise on the Sunday.

>Also last time I checked it wasn't illegal to say faggot?
At the end of the day, the footy field is a work place for the players. They're covered by the Australian workplace laws regarding discrimination and vilification.
You call someone a faggot in your workplace and you're most likely to be fired.

gaynor is a faggot though. rankine did the right thing

>>150298162
no you wouldn't you'd get a stern talking to from hr and some kind of disciplinary action

>>150298167
kys ofcourse it was some collingwood poof trying to get one of a rival clubs better players suspended coming into finals

also you're both gay

Also this isn't some coorporate workspace this is the literal football field where people can potentially severely injure within the rules of the game. Not only do we have to deal with all this shit being inserted into football like aids week, abo week, womens week etc.... now we have 1984 tier Doublespeak shit going on.

>paint finger nails
>get called gaynor
>cry about it
the absolute state of collingwood

>>150298188
People sign up to being physically confronted (within the rules of the game). The game rules don't include being called a poof.

>>150298188
>cant use slurs
>1984 tier Doublespeak
fuck off dickhead

So now in afl you can knock a player out on purpose outside of the rules of the game and get 4 weeks but if you call someone a slur you get 7 weeks? Fuck anyone that defends this their is a special place in hell reserved for you.

>>150298190
what color did he paint them?

>>150298195
No they don't they sign up to play within the rules and not get injured hence the cte law suit you dumb shit faggot.

>>150298198
faggot

what rates higher in the oppression olympics
gays or abos?
will rankine cop less than graham and have to go to poof re-education camp

>>150298208
if you knock someone out on purpose you will get far more than 4 weeks.

>weekday
>gut starts brewing up some god awful farts
Have diarrhoea every weekend, but don’t fart. Come the weekday it’s like I’m a gas pipeline.

This is the sort of shit 12 year olds would brush off at recess absolute state of the afl.

reddit is NOT happy with rankine

ynr a week ago when it was ok to finger rape a bumhole on field

>>150298221
arguing in bad faith by pretending to be a literal thinker

Either all sledging or no sledging should be tolerated. Not fond of these arbitrary lines regarding what's acceptable.

>>150298230
It's some kind of satanic inverse where physical acts aren't as bad as verbal ones.

>being gay is who i am!
>nooooo you cant identify me like that
if some cunt had a shit haircut but loved it you could tease him about it whats the difference

softest team in the league. would laugh if their plane crashed

Why not simply make the punishment that Rankine must marry Quaynor and be forced to take Quaynor's cock in his anus every night.

Thing is normies are just so defeated now that they wont ever pick a hill to stand on. I made a big deal about this shit when clarko got like 4 weeks for calling some fag a cocksucker after he outside of the rules knocked out one of his players.

hope gaynor gets booed next crows v poofs game

>>150298266
Why?

rankine should still get a week for not flattening the gay cunt

when did we switch from "sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" to this shit? how about instead of turning everyone in bitchmade pussies we teach everyone that words only have power over you if you allow it?

what if quaynor is actually gay though?

>>150297967
>Berwick says people are seeking out healthier lifestyles and ways to connect with people, which communal bathhouses can provide.

>“I think people are looking for alternatives to the pub or, going back further, the church,” she says. “Historically, we had places where we would convene and connect, and the increase in social media sort of disrupted that because we have different ways of connectedness through our phones.”

>Bathhouses are not a new phenomenon in Melbourne – Turkish baths were part of the design of Collingwood training facility Wet on Wellington in 1903 – but Berwick says they are resonating with people again in a technological age that can be isolating.

fuck you blokes

>>150298286
keep KOing him til he is medically retired

Shittest season of afl in living memory. Games gone, countries gone. If Izak misses finals i'll literally stop watching afl. I'm gunna be like one of those old blokes who stopped watching 15 years ago when the game was sanitised.

>>150298289
Me first please

Forgot to say I'll continue posting in /afl/ though.

darcy moore is fuming
i've heard he has offered to go and wrap his arms around quaynor tonight

>>150298069
only means you weren't beat hard enough you little sook

remember when willie rioli threatened people that they would get bashed/killed by his family members in darwin

>>150298216
an undeniably heterosexual shade of vermilion.

its an interesting discussion

>>150298216
violet

i've painted my nails before

YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!

>>150298216
gay flag

>>150298341
Makes a lot of sense now.

>But niggas like you, I gotta hate ya
>'Cause I'm just tired of suburbia niggas
>Talkin' about they come from projects
>Knowin' you ain't seen no parts of the streets, G
>Think you started tryna bang around the time of the peace treaty
>Wearin' khakis and mob while you rhyme
>Little fag tried to sag, but you're floodin' at the same time
>And your set don't accept ya; scared to kick it with your homies
>'Cause you know they don't respect ya
>So, nigga please, check nuts
>Before you step to these motherfuckin' real G's

Little fag (fake arse gangsta) tried to sag (scary arse gangsta), but you're floodin' (crying) at the same time.

>>150298069
you sound like a faggot

kids, dinners ready

>>150298045
Crows supporters all saying it's bullshit and Collingwood trying to stitch them up because of the potential of playing in the finals.

new poofcos just dropped

Call me a faggot and you're getting KO'd

>>150298402
Getting hit around that area can be surprisingly painful

is accusing people of saying faggot the new meta? could revolutionise the game

>all you have to do is not say faggot and you play in a grand final

not sure i could resist tbqh

>>150298447
they'd also have to win two finals

>i was saying maggot and he must of mis heard me
dont know why theses fucks make it so hard kek its literally he said she said and then the massive faggots that self report

>>150298457
umpires' mics. don't want to get caught lying

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>>150298471
>>150298471
>>150298471
>>150298471

>winter
>cricket
shant

yeah felt wrong watching the t20s in the top end. just not cricket (season)

>bilateral ODIs
Shan't.

Thoughts on this /afl/?

>Rankine apologised to the Magpies player involved via a phone call on Sunday, after allegedly calling the player a “f****t”
whats wrong with calling someone a fascist

>anytime
>cricket
shant

i was called a fascist once and i wear it as a badge of honour

>>150298517
this, imagine enjoying something indians do

>>150298518
why

>>150298530
I'm gay

Why do normalspergs like rap so much then if rappers are always singing about hoes and bitches and guns and drugs and niggas and shit

>>150298530
Because I love fashion

there is a light at the end of the tunnel for me. I'm gonna make it

its arguable the mental anguish rankine will go through about missing finals is far greater than what quyanor felt about hearing the word faggot

>>150298551
i've thought that too. turned out to be another chrain coming the other way

Do you blokes like rap music?

>>150298569
No but if it upsets some overly sensitive people I'm open to changing my mind

there's nothing wrong with being gay and wanting to fuck and suck men tbqh

Wonder if the western world went through another war tomorrow equivalent to the brutality and scale of WWII, would there still be so many pussy faggot cunts whining about sexism, homophobia etc when it's all over? I think everybody needs a hard slap in the face, bring them back to reality.

i prefer vagina over men's arseholes and penises

>>150298591
based human

>>150298208
You can knock someone out with a deliberate action (see Howe), and not even get penalised.

>>150298563
It's also completely of his own doing.

I'm not sure if I would be man enough to fuck a bloke

>>150298619
why should he even be punished?

Perfectly acceptable to suck a penis if it's on a girl.

>>150298578
satanic inversion "rules for thee different ruled for me"
think of it like a humilation ritual where the general public are being humiliated "look what us elite can get away with whilst if you even utter the word fag you lose your job"

>>150298279
>rankine doing physical damage to anyone, and not taking a dive for a free kick.
He's been reprimanded for calling someone a fag while being a sneaky little staging fag in the same week.

you just need to get creative with it
>hey quaynor i heard you like cox down back

>Quaynor shouldn't have a problem with the term faggot if he isn't a homosexual
>If Quaynor isn't a homosexual then there shouldn't be an issue
So... is Quaynor a fag?

>>150298629
Because calling colleagues that word is restricted. In any other workplace he'd lose his job.

>>150298651
why should anyone be punished for saying a word?

>>150298651
odd line to draw
there is 100s of things that are done on a football field that would make you lose an office job

>>150298651
The correct sledge on the footyfield is calling them a paedo.
Could even get creative against Collingwood and call them Joffas.

>>150298651
>In any other workplace he'd lose his job.
you sound like a poof who wouldn't know a days work if it was up your boyfriend's arse

>>150298656
I agree. But we have no protection for free speech in Australia and even in the United States where they do insulting your colleagues with a term like that is grounds for dismissal.

>>150298656
why should anyone be punished for anything

>>150298658
The line has been drawn, faggot. There have been numerous instances this year of people being banned for the exact same thing. Last time happened less than a month ago. Blame Rankine for being retarded if you want to blame anyone. Rankine can lobby for free speech to be enshrined in the constitution over the finals.

that sugarplum be zesty tho frfr

gonna stick my finger up my colleagues arse tommorow
i'll be ok because a footy player didnt get punished for doing the same act

first ollie wines, now shannon neill have been pinged for bumping into the shoulder

game is dead set gone

>>150298686
>Yeah, people have been banned for doing what I did but what about this unrelated incident?
Dumb Adelaide faggots.

VFL (AFL) has been a meme since Sydney Swans became a thing

Geelong are going to win the flag

>>150298704
that's an acceptable cutoff point
i'd take 1987 as well, first time interstate teams entered the comp as opposed to a vic team moving interstate

>>150298710
Nah.

>>150298704
this but flags are a meme before this date

They could just fine players for saying faggot

if it's just he said she said bullshit he should just deny deny deny. no one can prove he said shit lol

>>150298735
The whole point of having harsh penalties is to stop people from doing it. It's honestly really easy to not call someone a faggot, even if you really want to. I restrain myself all the time.

Every Adelaide player this weekend should just say the word faggot on field, AFL can't ban all of them

>>150298737
Too late. He already admitted to it and his club contacted the other and apologised. Not to mention if he lied and the picked it up on a mic he'd be in even more trouble.

Can you eat a roast without gravy?

>>150298758
its an interesting discussion

>>150298772
Yes, plenty of other sauces work well

>>150298500
>sex work is real work?

>he didnt say faggot he said a native boong word that sounds like faggot
ez

>Dayne Zorko plays his 300th game on Sunday
>Played his first game at 23

>>150298757
But why should they have to?

>>150298779
I was saying, "baguette."

would you get in trouble for saying prick gaycos

>>150298782
Because the expectation is you treat your teammates and opposition players with civility.

>>150298651
Where have you worked where that would occur? Coles? McDonalds?

>>150298791
this

>>150298795
Have you ever worked in any office or corporate settings? There are meetings about diversity and all sorts of assorted bullshit. There isn't a workplace in Australia where you couldn't get someone fired for saying it to you should you choose to escalate the situation, you delusional cunt.

>>150298757
You've never been hit or physically bumped and been in pain due to someone else being physical with you have you commiepoof? Where you involuntarily say something you didn't mean to or you've never had someone physically rough you up in order to intimidate you so you don't play as well as you could. Or you've never seen a friend of yours being roughed up and getting angry over it and wanted to do something about it.

Would I get banned for life if I ran on to the field and started flogging the absolute shit out of my arsehole?

>>150298758
Why not, they banned the whole Bombers team, while not even looking into Geelong that had the same medical staff.

>>150298806
You just sound like a crying little fucking faggot.

AFL players get educated on these issues, Rankine knows full well not to say it and the consequences for if he did

>>150298804
trvth nvke

Adelaide customers are as stupid as their players.

>>150298804
bro the worst that would happen is HR would reprimand you most places have like 3 strikes rules or some shit and if you apologise it shows remorse all the HR laws aren't geared towards getting people fired but making it harder to fire people basically if you get past probation it's very difficult to get fired from these jobs if it isn't performance related.

You can get yourself a cheese burger and fries for 2.95, faggot

>getting suspended for talking
sport's dead, country's dead, world's dead

>Whateley reckons he hadn't heard the word faggot in 20 years

clearly not a man of the people

>>150298811
That's 7 weeks mate. Enjoy missing finals.

>>150298821
>bro the worst that would happen is HR would reprimand you
Like Rankine?

>>150298829
Reckon that pencil necked faggot leaves the house when he’s not at work?

>>150298833
Lucky for me I'm smart enough to know where and when I can say "faggot", faggot.

>>150298834
for the millionth time afl =/= your fantasy of what a corporate job is

>>150298804
No, because I'm not a white collar faggot. I'm nearly 40, and have never worked in a setting that even the boss regularly doesn't regularly call people faggots.
You're the delusional one if you think the corporate pc world is the norm in this country.

people don’t mean “you’re gay” when they say faggot, there was a south park episode about this

its funny how no one said this word until all the pride stuff started

>>150298842
Wait until December champ.

>>150298843
You don't know what you're talking about, you piece of shit.

Reckon we bring back poofter.

>>150298853
BT tried that, got in trouble for it

why is gayfl360 crying like the whole football world is let down over a word

>>150298852
actually I think it is (You) that doesn't know what they are talking about how about that poof?

>>150298844
I'm not stupid enough to think it isn't the dominant setting. It absolutely is, like it or not.

>>150298861
bruh give it up you've been mogged

>>150298853
You never left

>>150298860
they got rid of slobbo for this exact reason

>>150298851
Luckily I'm also smart enough to know how to get around that.

If it wasn’t a coon that said it, he would have already been banned.

somehow collingwood can lose a game and ive seen more highlights of nick daicos chipscab goal than any other moment

>>150298865
yep you've entirely lost the argument again

>>150298861
Shut up, faggot.

Collingwood must NOT lose again this year.

>>150298884
yeah they have a foolproof plan of claiming everyone called them a bunch of faggots so every team gets suspended and they automatically win the hip

If Adelaide customers weren't petitioning for Riak Andrew's ban to be overturned 4 weeks ago they don't have a leg to stand on today.

>>150298878
Because most of the other highlights involve umpires gifting Adeliade the win.

>>150298879
im not the cunt you are trying to fight
just an observer, you have been obliterated

*Picks up a faggot of sticks*

can the afl release a list of banned words on the footy field?
like is cunt allowed? its a bit derogatory about a females body part no?

Craig McFag willed this in to existence. Smarmy poof.

>>150298899
bro you already lost

>>150298900
>picks up a bundle of sticks of sticks

>>150298900
*picks up a bundle of sticks of sticks

>>150298901
The intention is to keep it deliberately vague so players and teams pozztoria doesn't like can cop random 4 week bans.

FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S

playing footy isnt a right you worthless faggot crom cocksuckers, and the afl can do whatever the fuck it wants to dickhead players who violate its rules. maybe rankine could have had a semblance of self-control. i stop myself from calling people faggots all the time.

I'm not secure in my masculinity and sexuality

>>150298906
>>150298907
Retard it's a unit of measurement it's like saying you picked up 1kg of sticks.

>>150298916
why are these fags so fucking gay all the time
who the fuck sees this news and thinks about fucking snoop dog

>>150298923
Crisp bum fiddler

>>150298924
How many grams in a faggot, faggot?

>>150298829
I'm a tradie and even I don't recall ever hearing it in on site or anywhere in real life

>>150298804
>There isn't a workplace in Australia where you couldn't get someone fired for saying it
can almost guarantee you're some champagne commie who can only imagine "work" being carried out in a mid level globohomo megacorp or government sector adult daycare setting.

He's absolutely SEETHING he can't get away with his commie tier stazi tactics in the afl without opposition.

>>150298934
Where do you work where everyone calls each other faggot?

ya big fag smoker

>>150298941
Gay porn.

>>150298941
wet on wellington

>>150298932
Historical Weight (as a unit)
• In some contexts, especially for iron or steel rods, a “faggot” was a unit of weight equal to 120 pounds (about 54 kilograms)

so that's 54000 grams

>>150298941
my own business

can a black person say nigger

>>150298938
yeah mate how are you personally helping rankine get back on the field then? by posting on 4chan? dillo's really shaking in his boots.

>>150298950
Doing what?

>>150298955
Gay porn.

>>150298916
erm what the scallop?

>>150298914
this
plus the current mro head (former magpie btw) never bans pies players yet bans their opponents regularly
hmmmm

>>150298952
By voicing my opposition to these draconian totalitarian rules which serve as predictive programming for the same sort of rules being implemented as law in a future communist state once known as australia on a mongolian basket weaving forum.

Cock in my hole
Woah oh
Cock in my hole

i went to school with a bloke who had the last name faggoter
would he be allowed to play afl

>>150298968
I'll bet you had nothing to say when Andrew or Graham were banned and only care not that your faggot player is gonna miss you going out in straight sets for being stupid.

>>150298968
thank you for your service to the great culture war

>>150298951
you just did

>>150298955
landscaping

forgot the afl cancelled two games and it didnt even end up raining

dorks on the internet screeching about nazis vs dorks on the internet screeching about commies, which ones are more annoying?

>>150298977
It was my privilege.

>>150298968
yeah mate go voice them somewhere that actually matters then you dumb /pol/brained spacky faggot, or just kill yourself and save us the headache

Scratch a leftist hard enough you'll find he's a commie underneath the shell he just doesn't know it.

ABSOLUTELY BOILING!!!!!!

Look at these absolutely pathetic fucking spuds

how would the afl handle noah knigga?

>>150299002
How many of these guys will still be on an AFL list in 3 years?

>>150299002
We are getting a whole load more when pic related gets his way.

notice how he didn't deny being a commie

>>150299003
I don't noah bro.

>>150299003
>can anyone help me pick up this bundle of faggots
>yeah, I noah knigga

>>150299012
What am I if I think commies deserve to be shot and Rankine deserves to miss for breaking an established rule?

>>150299002
shanahan is going to be a GOD so it doesn't matter

>>150299002
kek
>>150299008
wc will probably hang on to them for that time kek

>>150299019
an australian

>>150299019
A lying communist.

>>150298776
NAME THREE (3)

rankine should of just threatened quaynor with physical violence over social media before the match

Big fan of frog posting lad.

the thing is the afl make it up as they go
every player that has said fag cops a different ban

>>150299028
Are you saying the rules weren't established and precedent for infringement hadn't been set?

>>150299019
Jewish Bolshevik.

>>150299002
kicking >us while >we're down is not very sporting

>>150299039
>mfw we're never going to stop hearing about how they "would've won if Rankine was allowed to play" after they go out in straight sets

Got him replying to me now.

imagine being a fat pink haired crows supporter kek
first tex now this

>>150299044
>jewish jew
those are the same thing.

>>150299049
>mfw worthless plodder gets banned for being a spacky and crom will use this as their cope

>>150299049
That's kinda how it works when one of your best players gets banned over a word school kids don't find offensive. That's why collingwood snitched on him so one of their rivals doesn't is weakened.

>>150299056
I know.

>>150299061
Damn, imagine if Rankine had just not said it? What would they have done then?

>>150299008
There's so many spuds it'll take more than 3 years to get rid of them all

>>150299074
We aren't grunting beasts mate it's important we can speak words and have a vocabulary to express ourselves. That's one of things that distinguishes us from animals.

>>150299083
What was Rankine using this power of eloquence to express?

>>150298804
Doesn't make it right.

>>150299076
Yep we are like 2 or 3 draft cycles away from completing the rebuild aka the clubs fucked.

>absolutely retarded nonsensical rule exists
>BUT WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM??? YOU KNOW THE RULES EXISTS DO YOU NOT????
you're the worst sort of FAGGOT

>>150299089
Nope but until the rules are changed it's pretty easy to not call someone a faggot on field.

>>150299085
Rankine was using his dicition to express that quaynore was less manly than him due to his effeminate behaviour.

>>150299095
Rules are rules.

>>150299104
Pity he couldn't conjure a better way to express it.

>Powell, Finlayson, Andrew and Graham are banned for saying it
>I sleep
>Player on my team is banned for saying it
>WHAT THE FUCK!? CORRUPT CORRUPT CORRUPT!

>>150299109
Sometimes it's important to not use $10 words especially when talking to the layman better to be clear and concise and tailor your speech using vocabulary he'd understand.

>>150299115
>He was saying faggot because he was too smart for the guy that didn't get banned

>>150299112
i recall blowing up everytime actually

>>150299112
We've made an issue out of this stupid rule since clarko see >>150298252

next time you see a fag on field you might as well andrew gaff them and cop the same weeks

>>150299118
Yes he's a martyr for /afl/ he did it to show the injustices of the rule. In your form of speech (ebonics) that's called "taking one for the team".

>>150299002
>petro - dogshit
>reid - can play
>maric - can play
>johnston - too early to call
>flynn - dogshit
>allan - too early to call
>gross - too early to call
>cole - depth at best
>hall - can play
>barnett - not shown a lot but is a project ruck
>grego - too early to call but based name
>b williams - depth at best
>bazzo - dogshit
>j williams - can play
>shanahan - can play
the real issue is that in a proper side only 3-4 of these guys would be playing but >we are having to blood everyone all at once

>>150299108
based vaxxie

>>150299127
dont think many of these guys get games in a top 8 side

>>150299126
What a noble cause. He must be remembered after Adelaide go out in straight sets.

>>150299097
Not sure it's that easy for everyone. Some people have no filter. Short of threats or defamation, it's wrong that they're punished for this. More needs to be done to protect speech.

>>150299112
Notice how those players are all from non-victorian teams

proud of all the lbgtqip+ allies in the thread who simply WILL NOT stand for this terrible hate crime against a proud ghanan/australian gay person, it would be so proud of this solidarity

a lot of you guys are pretty inexperienced in life and it shows

>>150299133
Another (*) for collingwood.

>>150299143
lol, pies are cooked.

>>150299132
That's the point. They'd have the chance to develop in the state league.

>>150299141
how so?

>>150299152
Because you don't agree with [my side] on [issue]

>>150299132
right now i don't disagree. but if allowed to actually develop a few could. most of those guys are only 20.

Highly recommend this kino for some of you guys so you understand why people like me will be sharing living space with you in 5 years.

we really must treat minorities and homosexuals with kids gloves as they are too weak to withstand words unlike us white hetero males

>>150299162
Nazi bigot.

>>150299166
thank you!

iggs

>>150299177
thank you!

jack riewoldt and jordon lewis are such fags

>>150299180
>>150299177
crisp sevens

bane

>>150299190
Based collingwood can't beat bane anyways.

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>>150299188
>>150299188
>>150299188
>>150299188

early spastic retard faggot

>>150299033
hollandaise, bearnaise, mint

500 for iggs

>>150298500
Never heard of collective shout until recently now they think they make the rules