Thread 150296060

TOP HEADLINES
Sources: Eagles trade for Texans WR Metchie
Gabriel: 'Entertainers' remark not about Shedeur
Jaguars' Hunter misses second preseason game
Packers RB Lloyd injured again, may miss opener
Sources: Giants sitting Nabers due to back issue
Seahawks' Nwosu passes physical, nearing return
'I've arrived': Jeanty makes powerful statement
Sources: Cowboys fear Mingo injured right PCL

PRESEASON GAMES:
Jags Vs Saints end in tie 17-17
https://youtu.be/xJH_kff8QBA?si=8KaB7oyu3o9fEXSD

Bills Vs Bears on now

Go Rams!
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woof woof

>>150296060 (OP)
>5 major sports

My cat is gone
I cain't bros. I just cain't anymore :(

Patty Cuckitini

the genny ain't ready for >MY steelies to run this league!

>>150296086
RIP Gato
Take solace in the fact that he lived a happy life and didn't understand the concept of death so this is just like a long nap for him

>[Yahoo Sports] The Cincinnati Bengals are now listening to trade offers for Pro Bowl DE Trey Hendrickson, per Ian Rapoport and Tom Pelissero of NFL Network.
I'd put legitimate money on Burrow breaking the TD/Yard record this year and maybe even still missing playoffs.

>>150296092
What are the Regis on the far left and far right?
Nu-mon?

>>150296092
Imagine having to actually watch the geriatric Rodgers start for your team.
Grim.

>>150296099
More like breaking a leg playing catch up all the time when the pass rush tees off at him every play

AFC: playoffs
Ravens
Bills
Chargers
Houston
Bengals
Steelers
Jets
--------------
Broncos
Chiefs
Jaguars
Browns
Raiders
Colts
Patriots
Dolphins
Titans

NFC: playoffs
Eagles
Buccaneers
Lions
Rams
Cowboys
Panthers
Bears
----------------
49ers
Cardinals
Commanders
Packers
Falcons
Seahawks
Vikings
Giants
Saints

>>150296101
thoughts?

>>150296086
Find another to take its place

Goddamn fuckin Rockies ruining our chances.

>>150296100
one on the left is Regidrago and the one on the far right is Regieleki (who is the fastest pokemon ever).

>>150296138
Imagine cracking open that bussy
Go Pack Go

some of the people in this thread do not know ball

>>150296099
Got to think it'll be one of these teams with a decent amount of cap space. Wions certainly have a huge need and the balls to do it plus they're not in the conference which makes the deal more appealing for the Bengals

>>150296093
At this point I wish he was dead. But he went missing yesterday. He's been sick and I know that cats tend to go into hiding when they know they're dying. I'm sure he's out there somewhere. Hiding. Curled up. Cold and alone. Waiting for death

Pam is looking like a Skinwalker

Which team best reflects this?

>>150296150
What were they thinking

>>150296086
F, time heals all wounds anon, stay strong

Oh yeah, I forgot about the Cowboys

>>150296086
Dumb fuckin cat you're riding that motorcycle backwards.

The Steelers will make the conference this year and lose farve style to complete the cycle of green bay qbs.

Pam Oliver talks like she has had a stroke or something, she used to be sharp in the early 10s.

>>150296161
They go off to die alone because they believe their sacrifice will protect you from predators

>>150296163
>The Ravens in the regular season
>The Ravens in the playoffs

>>150296150
i dropped one of those earlier

>>150296174
I didn't

>5 major sports
GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAGAGHAHAHA

>>150296195
Why is Dak wearing a bra?

Brittany Mahomes got that dog in her

>>150296221
it has a logo on it

who is guaranteed to not make the playoffs this year when they did last year?

>>150296086
RIP

>>150296235
chargers

>>150296221
Good man throwing away his trash after accidentally littering

>>150296235
It's over for the Vikings

Did greg olsen just say 'beaner'????

>>150296235
Rams

>>150296250
LOL I literally said out lout "...did he just call him beaner?"

>>150296235
Chiefs. They will get bounced by the Chargers.
>Source: it was revealed to me in a dream.

>My man Beaner

He knew what he was doing fucking kek

>>150296221
why arent you?

>>150296086
Sorry 4 your loss anon. He lived a great life and hes at peace now.

beanbros we are so back

Beaner bros, we are so back!

>>150296250
Why arent there any mexicans in the NFL?

>>150296271
I'm wearing a tank top. Does that acount?

>>150296281
Too short

>>150296265
Nah, the Chargers are cursed. Especially when it comes to the Chiefs. Need I remind you that the original Chargers copypasta was about a 2010 Monday Night Football game against the Chiefs.

If anyone in the AFC West is knocking off the Chiefs, it'll be the Broncos with some help from the Raiders playing spoiler.

>>150296274
>>150296279

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>>150296279
*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*

>>150296281
They become kickers and 49ers

>>150296281
They play in the LFA

>>150296265
it's going to be difficult for them to win when their division becomes too powercrept and they start losing to random bums like the gyats or titans randomly

>>150296324
AFC West is the division of death this year. Screencap this post.

GREG OLSEN
PUTTIN RACISM ON HIS BACK THO

The dinner

>>150296345
Sort your life out.

>>150296345
Looks like you have wet shit on your rice.

>>150296345
What's the gross shit you put on the rice?

>>150296131
you are fucking high

>>150296353
It's sorted
>>150296357
>>150296360
That's peanut sauce

>>150296345
Why all carbs?

>>150296345
THIS nigga indian

HE SAID IT AGAIN
'BEANER IS MY GUY'
GREG OLSEN CONFIRMED RACIST

>>150296366
It looks like diharrea. Sorry

>he won't stop saying beaner
production has got to be screaming

Ben Johnson has autism.

>>150296377
Olsen is based

>>150296345
looks fire bro, here's mine

>>150296086
I'm sorry for your loss brother

Notice those hot chicks with pony tails and with the water bottles running back into the locker room with the football players? Yeah. Not only do they provide water to the players during the game, they are also commanded to sexually pleasure the football players. And they are happy to oblige. Each half time and each time a player goes to the locker room, the water bottle pony tail girls are sucking on the football players penises, inserting the football players penises into their anus and possibly other orficeses. Pretty cool, huh?

HOLY FUCK GREG OLSEN CALLED MAHOMES THE N WORD

>>150296377
Ill never forgive Martz.

>>150296101
JJ sucks

>>150296401
So the viqueens opted for bussy instead? Curious...

FOOMBLE

'I'm sick of these fucking queers and faggots in kansas city being on TV all the time'

HOLY FUCK GREG YOU ARE SO FUCKING FIRED

>BEANER
>BEANER
>BEANER

OH LAWDYYYYY

Uh oh stinky

>>150296435
Opinions on Greg Olsen?

>>150296438
Dumb, racist, funny, elite TE

Umm Olsen? They prefer Latinx.

>>150296426
that's just how they roll up in Northern Somaila

>>150296138
>Vikeks

Loinsfags tried to tell me Ben Johnson was a fraud

ong bong bamiba or whatever the fuck
Nigerian Nightmare with the Peanut punch

Are the Bears legit?

>>150296438
Thie>>150296444

UH OH I DON'T HEAR GREG

Austin Reed looks like Avicii

>>150296455
It's fucking preseason

Bros what happened to Greg?

>>150296455
They have a good chance this year. Everyone else in the division took a step backward.

>>150296453
Well, yeah. If Ben Johnson is good then losing him means the Lions take a step back and they don't want to believe that.

>>150296463
Now say that again without quivering in fear, packturd

>>150296463
What's the point of watching preseason games if not to pretend it's a week 15 performance?

>>150296455
too legit to quit

>>150296455
The Bills never played their starters.

UH OH PACKSISSIES
WE SUCK AGAIN

>>150296468
They were so convinced he would never leave, then they immediately pivoted to he sucks kek major cope

I swear Ollie Gordon is the only rookie RB who doesn't bounce everything outside this pre season

Is it too late to hop on the Bears bandwagon? My packies are looking pretty stinky so far.

For me it's the firm, yet yielding touch of another man and my Kansas City Chiefs

>>150296496
Floridaman, stay in florida

>Apologies to the beaner families
what the fuck is his problem

My bears are going to do this to the lions this year :))

>>150296491
he literally stayed last year as a courtesy to detoilet instead of taking the job in Washington, Loins fans are ungrateful retards

how many melanated QBs are there this year

>>150296532
whitest qb room in the league

This is going to be a fun season this year I can tell. A lot of QBs will start to break out and some older ones will drop off.

>>150296517
based var sinso enjoyer

Take that thong out ya bussy playa
The Bears are coming in raw this season.

>>150296518
>instead of taking the job in Washington
Fucking imagine BJ with JD5

Anons forget the whole point of the preseason is to see who can make the 53 roster, get traded or end up in the practice squad

burrs will start the season strong just to go on a 7 game losing streak
cap this

>>150296557
10-7 is fine by me

Burr is going to be fired before the season is over. Bad time to be a Bills fan.

>>150296285
for now

>>150296578
When has it ever been a good time to be a bills fan

>>150296578
Patriots are gonna win the division again arent they? Its not fucking fair
Kraft gets to have sex with asian ladyboys and now this? not fair

>>150296557
Benny J is a thug he would never allow this. We haven't had a segment on his fucking hairdo like Eberflus. We got a serious ball coach.

>Frank Gore's son is 23
>Frank Gore is 42
>He is probably a grand dad by now

>believing in the Bears

Lol. Lmao even

>>150296610
SAAR

>>150296610
BENNY DYNASTY

>not believing in da bears
Perhaps r/nfl is more to your liking.
/sp/ is Bears country. Always has been, always will be.

Does Greg Olsen have a nickname for Ryan Poles?

What it’s like to have anal?

>>150296624
beaner

>>150296629
Ask the kiwi, he's had tons of guys inside him

>>150296621
Did he start power lifting to look more like campbell?

>cracker plays
ok greg isn't even hiding it now

This shit looks like a fucking for stream layout

is this Metchie trade another Dotson trade?
he'll sit as a 4th WR and come on the last of the season and make plays in the 'offs?

>>150296608
Meanwhile I'm about to turn 34 no kids. No gf. Im running out of time

>>150296661
Lucky bastard, I'm 30 and have 2 sons

Just woke up, why are the fucking bills getting sodomized by Chicago

>>150296667
Based stepdad

>>150296655
They made it thin for tiktokks

>>150296667
Is there dad around?

>>150296669
don't ask about the greg olsen tapes...

>>150296060 (OP)
You forgot MLS. LA Galaxy have 6 and LAFC have 1*. Angels and Ducks also have one each

>>150296669
Because pre season doesn't mean shit

based Ben laying it on these niggas

>>150296675
Their*** my bad

>>150296672
>>150296675
I am the dad you wise asses, I was making a joke

>>150296690
I thought you said you made 2 of them

>>150296587
Not so fast

>>150296680
Why didn't you look at the picture before making this post?

>>150296690
>I was making a joke

What did you come up with?

>>150296698
>>150296690
heh

>>150296700
kek

>>150296702
>LAFC
>Angels
>Ducks

>>150296707
Twins I'm guessing, one named set up and the other named punch line

>>150296686
It means shit for the players who may or may not get cut. It's only televised for entertainment and money. You can't gauge a team based on preseason

>>150296195
Nice amerimutts

Reminder that LA is a shithole

Bagent looked better than gayleb desu

>>150296629
Have you ever fucked a raw bratwurst? Like opened up one end and used it like a flashlight? That’s the closest approximation to anal sex there is. Especially if you fuck a jalapeño and cheddar bratwurst.

>>150296060 (OP)
>MLS

>>150296740
I live in Long Beach and I don't think it's a shithole

>38-0
Chiefs fans are mad now

>>150296751
You have low standards because of your upbringing

https://x.com/honolulublues_/status/1894804996543168669?s=42
Keep this fucking faggot as far as I’m concerned

>>150296761
I moved here from the east coast only a year ago

>>150296752
Why would we be mad about a preseason game? Are you retarded?

>>150296770
That explains it.

>>150296769
Jared Goof.

>>150296773
You just proved him right

>>150296751
The thing to us is when we say LA we're talking about the city and not the region. To people not from here they think it's all the same shit from Magic Mountain to Newport Beach and refer to it all as LA. The places surrounding LA the city are badass. LA the city is fucking trash for the most part

t.714 native

>>150296769
this is female behavior
detoilet niggers are so sensitive

>>150296740
>t. tourist who never saw the real SoCal

I bet your stupid ass never even entered Orange County

>>150296773
bronchodes beat the queefs 38-0 last season and they got mad and said stuff like 'IT DOESN'T MATTER' for like 3 days straight

>>150296790
>leave to a division rival and immediately attack your ex qb
Yeah that’s real DAWG behavior right there bud

>>150296769
Lmao Goof is shit at times but I don't think anyone other than the Browns or Jets would take Caleb over him.

>>150296806
hey faggot, the only reason he was even on the team last season was because he was doing you bitch ass niggas a favor by not taking the Washington job, as has been previously stated.

>>150296700
sir pls no

now I know this might not be the thread
But damn

>>150296866
>he doesn't know

Yesterday I met up with a tinder date, 30 year old single mom. she sucked my circumcised cock for 10 minutes until I exploded cum all over her tits. Then I went down on her while she was laying on her back. She said the next time we hook up we can try anal.

>>150296769
no fanbase complains louder than these pathetic woe is me loinskeks. Take notes from bucs fans and get the fuck over yourselves, because your team is not magically exempt from staff poaching, whether by a division rival or not.
I realize that as a team that has been shit for its entire existence up until 3 years ago, staff poaching is a foreign concept to you, but you incessant faggots have to learn to quit bitching and moaning all the time.

>>150296795
Hahah so true bro. I'm a SoCal Cali Boy myself they don't know how we get down in SoCal. More party for us right?

>>150296877
Enjoy your AIDS

>>150296877
Why are you telling us this? you sound like a complete degenerate

>>150296086
F

>>150296795
Your state is a shithole

>>150296866
I love gilfs

Just a SoCal Cali Boy hahaa they don't know how we live bruh

release the beaner tapes, NFL!

>>150296517
Real talk what is it with South America and Simpsons weed memes?

>>150296931
Simpsons are like if America had DBZ.

>>150296907
gilves

>>150296927
Amerishits have to pretend they live in wildly different worlds to find an identity that isn't there. it's the same offshoot of I'm 1/9000th Cherokee

>>150296086
>Adopt an animal with a shorter lifespan than you
>wait a few years
>it dies

Dead pets suck but death is also an inevitable consequence of having pets to begin with

They don't know the real Cali haven't even been to the OC hahaa take a hike NorCal this ain't for you

I just watched that quarterback show on netflix and if I have one takeaway it’s that joe burrow is a closeted homosexual

>>150296945
Our identity is "not Engalnd"

>>150296959
Yeah, he puts product in his hair and wears designer clothing. Pretty obvious fag

>>150296959
I'm okay with this

>>150296939
>>150296939
>DBZ
Bro my best buddies in high school were Flips and they fuckin loved that shit. We would smoke so much weed and watch that show. I remember once they charged up some super attack for like 3 episodes and THEY FUCKIN MISSED.

>>150296959
True probably hangs out in NorCal in the offseaon hahaa he don't know shit about SoCal

>>150296945
Idiot

>Watching Greg Olsen highlights
Damn, he was elite.

>>150296899
Hide the money folks, the poors are here

>>150296882
I know you’re not a ball knower and probably some bandwagon chiefs or eagles “fan” so this will never get through to you, but you notice I didn’t complain about Glenn leaving. I wish him well in turning around the >Justs, but that faggot Johnson put a knife in the back of a proud fanbase and twisted it. Hope he gets terminal cancer after an 0-17 season.

>>150296975
Purdy is cuter

>>150296945
Compare living in Arizona with living in Alaska. You retards who know nothing about the country you live in pretending all Americans are the same are a blight. I'm willing to be you're an illegal

>>150296995
>3 racial slurs
>held his composure
>made a boring game fun
pretty good highlights for tonight

>>150296945
>>150296956
>>150296883

>>150296945
Uh oh this one got em seething cuhh

>>150296959
>closeted

Taylor doing the halftime

>>150296060 (OP)
Where's the WNBA and USC Football?

>>150297005
well he gave you 3 years of top 5 offense and ushered your poverty franchise into relevance for the first time in 30 years. have some humility and quit being a whining bitch because no one cares. may Bobby Layne's curse haunt detoilet unto eternity.

IT MADE THE HIGHLIGHTS, GREG OLSEN SAYING 'BEANER' REFERRING TO BRANDON BEANE, BILLS GM https://youtu.be/-fzFY1uyPtk?t=9m18s

>>150297007
>dude you don't do barbeque sauce like us
overfederalized economic zone and nothing more

>>150296945
Bro I fucking hate white ppl that claim this shit. "um I'm 1.25 percent Cherokee.
No bitch you're white!

>>150297070
Oh so Wions are relevant now huh? Oh yeah because you actually respond to every Wions post and make graphics about us. Keep seething.

>>150297093
>Bro I fucking hate white ppl
based

>>150297102
i have only ever posted detoilet.jpg in relation to the lions, you retards are the ones who keep responding to it with the most retardedly pathetic cope i've ever seen. simmer down detroglodyte schizo.

^cryin^

>>150297031
>t.South Africa's bitch

>one of the two franchises with a 0-16 season
>>>>>>>>wions
Pick one

>>150297141
0 SB appearances

da bears are makin em seethe
Football is back

>>150296401
>orficeses

>>150297102
wions? WTF is this cringe shit at least call them the Cryions

Is this accurate?

the cryons choke in the playoffs

>>150297169
Many are saying this

They mad? They mad.

>>150297157
got em boilin

>>150297181
I enjoyed his new credit union commercial.

>>150297182
windows closed chuddie, get with the times.

>>150296281
But there are some

>>150297182
What a gay dance, you wouldn’t see this fruity behavior from my Bears.

>>150297178
I thought Detroit was on the upswing?

>>150297001
Your state is leading the country in homelessness and poverty. You retards are bragging over the fact that rich people simply share the same living space as you

>>150297197
>QB's name is gayleb

envision the seethe that will take place when BJ and GODleb bussyblast the loins in detoilet

>>150297207
>in homelessness
Can't be bothered to check but yeah probably
>in poverty
Fuck no
Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, West Virginia, and Kentucky are all far more impoverished

>>150297088
>States don't have their own culture

>The country is just an economic zone

This is either bait or the product of a room temp IQ

Pississippi is a literal third world country, please don’t lump us Alabamans in with them. Alabama sucks but it’s not mississippi

>>150296221
it lifts and seperates

Yep still got em seething about my Los Angeles and my Rams

>>150297226
>please don’t lump us Alabamans in with them
Your waist does it for us

Calibers, they're seething again

>>150297215
>bussyblast
Burrs fans are so desperate they’ve just embraced the faggotry of their mulato fruit qb.

Ahem, fuck every team that isn't the raiders

>>150297240
Kino
East coast beaches are boring as hell, its just sand then some bushes.
West coast beaches have actual backdrops

>>150297240
We had to send the military to your shithole to clean it up

Alabama sucks. God why couldn’t my dumbass parents move to a good state like Vermont or Montana. They aren’t even poor. What kind of sick fuck would willingly stay here?

>>150297258
>aren't poor
Ask them to help finance your escape?

>>150297240
They're just mad they will NEVER have a state as beautiful as ours

I couldn't imagine being a detoilet fan and having lifelong chronic ass pain, must be awful knowing your shit team has never amounted to anything special. sad!

>>150297240
Workin em into a SHOOT

>>150297290
I went under that pier in February and saw a ton of starfish

>>150297300
That pier is badass they let you fish all night. Gets pretty fun weekend nights when it's all dudes and we're just chilling

>>150297290
Had the best ceviche there

>>150297251
Bears fans will never acknowledge this
The bears are doing exactly what they did last year, playing their 1s, some for the entire game instead of one drive, and after that mostly 2s with only a few 3s, while also diving right into scripted plays and the playbook itself called by the lead coordinators / head coach.
Most other teams do maybe one drive in game 1 or 3 to warm up the 1st team, but otherwise plays mostly 3s to decide on roster cuts, and runs a vanilla offense / defense called by lower level coaches to also test their ability to play call.

Off season champs every year, the only part of the year they ever find success

Ain't no ceviche like SoCal ceviche hahaa we do things different down here bro

>>150297318
Based South Africa's bitch

>>150297300
Did u make ceviche with them?

>>150297324
Ain't no obscure insults like SoCal insults bro ahaaaha we're not afraid to go there if you know what I mean

>>150297220
>>States don't have their own culture
they don't beyond really surface level shit only a dullard would find unique. anyone that lived in a time when there was a difference would howl at what you consider different
>you don't know your country or pick up muh history book
you definitely didn't taking this stance like most current Americans

>>150297313
>Ben Johnson regime doing exactly what Flus did last year
Nah instead of being a folksy ahh shucks loser he's coaching football like a hardass autist who demands excellence. Preseason results mean shit but his scheme is legit and vibes are at all time highs with Benny J.

Need an nfl filename for this lads

NOSTROS PUERI

>>150297341
chiefs.bmp

Imagine not having a world class planetarium in your state hahah couldnt be me man I wonder what you flyovers do all day when no football is on.

Perhaps my patriots will be good again in my lifetime. I also added Efton Chism to my fantasy team

>>150297313
when have the lions ever found success

>>150297340
>his scheme is legit
He was playing 1s against 2s and 2s against UFL players.
If you think Swift has taken a leap up or Luther Burden is going to be good at blocking 1st team linebackers, you're deluding yourself.

>>150297364
They won all 4 preseason games that year they went 0-16

>>150296138
trend setters
you're team WILL have male cheerleaders

>>150297364
They went 15-1 anon.

>>150297364
Greatest running back of all time and greatest wide receiver of all time

>>150296138
Glad I was able to have some fond memories before the collapse

>>150297381
and what did that get them? bounced in the first round?

>>150296086
I'm so sorry for your loss, anon.

Remember your kitty friend is always with you. They just look different now that they've gone ahead. But anything that has you think of them - a thought, a scent, a dream, a memory - that's their way of reminding you they're still near.

So grieve, but not too much. Learn to see them how they are now.

They love you, and they will always be with you.

>>150297256
Haven't seen any.
Maybe you should start going outside.

>>150297381
>>150297390
>zero owls

Just 4 more weeks until bears start 0-2 and their fans here quiet down.

>>150297401
I mean its still success. They spent a whole season deluding themselves that they were Super Bowl bound.

>>150297350
>imfuckinplying you can see the stars

>>150297410
My blanket still has his smell ;_;

>>150297410
That's beautiful

>>150297390
who they both forced into early retirement

What did he mean by this?

>>150297517
seems pretty self-explanatory

>>150297517
AB never misses

>>150297517
this nigga lookin' open minded

>>150297422
I guess, if you dont consider the sun a star.

>>150297517
Travis ain't got shit on the male kangz cheerleaders

>>150297664
saggy

I love watching 300 pound illiterate ***** ****** give each other brain damage, the us military, and interracial porn.

>>150297664
https://youtu.be/WWSLM2lFjvg?si=moIIpOh7qfWzm9QI

>>150297696
?

>AIslop
>thread dies
Some things never change

>>150297808
Rasm ai slop too, the most generic of generic slop

>>150297876
Good. Iet it die if thats the highbar for discourse

Late night hip hop / soul music >>> early morning country music

>>150297876
Personally, I am thoroughly enjoying the Mahomesfag's absence

>>150297896
>hip hop / soul music

>>150297905
did you cry before you typed that out huh?

>>150297905
>>150297913
Oh look the Neural Milk Hotel contrarians are here

>rasmfag agrees with me
goddamn it, joke over

I'm LITERALLY the King of Carrot Flowers

>>150297944
Your sign of low IQ not mine

Indeed a believer have survived to the finish
God side with the winners

>last post 31 mins ago
dead general

>>150298123
Flyovers collectively on suicide watch under Calibro supremacy.

>>150298123
Time to go to sleep anon

>>150298158
>Time to go to sleep anon
Yeah you're probably right.

I'm listening to the Drive OST rn kek plonked

Sittin in my livin room
thinkin of a master plan
tryin to find a way out
while the cash is stacked, and I laugh
so I painted me a picture
of a life, to make a dream
can ya feel me now?
ballin outta control

>>150298214
Real human bean..

I hope Burrow handles this chud

>>150298315
Truzz Trump

>>150298315
what a time to be alive

>>150298315
Why are so many blacks chudding out lately?

This thread made me learn that Greg Olsen was drafted by the Bears and played three years there. What a world.

>>150297902
Did he get banned?

>>150298618
>Did he get banned?
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150285547/#150291542

>>150298350
I thought he was black.

>>150298660
lol. He'll be back

At these hours, this is MY genny

top 10 easiest schedules according to DVOA projections

>>150298579
Zoomie probably doesn't even remember da Kyle Orton Bears lmfao sheeeeesh

>>150298694
DVOA is the dumbest shit ever especially with how easy it is to reload in the modern NFL. They predicted the Broncos at 5.5 wins this time last year. My advice is to stay away from anything to do with the 49ers. The Panthers have a lot of upside I'd hit all the overs with them and maybe grab some mid September-October upsets. The teams who invest heavily in WRs+DEs generally prosper. It's the Ernie Accorsie method

>>150298694
If the niners dont make the playoffs shanny should be fired. Comically easy schedule

>>150298714
You have good instinct and get how it's working in a general level. Panthers will work in the opposite direction though if they're actually competitive. Yound was allowed to sling later one because the defense was on their own level of incompetencw and they had nothing to play for. Panthers are and under team if they show life early on

>>150298859
I don't get your post. You're saying you expect the Panthers under 6.5 because that's where they are right now. I'd bet the over easily. I'm probably parlaying their over+Wions over at this stage. I was going to add Rams under but I'm not as certain on that even calling Stafford's health issues. Who do you like?

>>150298888
Nta, but I can see JC Horn getting injured yet again after getting a contract. They have no safeties and the other corner is doodoo.. For as bad as they were against the run last year, I can see them being as bad against the pass. The LBs they drafted will make it interesting.

>>150298888
Overing shitters has been a winning bet for about 10-15 years now because the league and "ball knowers" overrated how smart they are. I'm pretty low on the Panthers and 7-10 should be their baseline because that's how it works
>I don't get your post
because I have like a 0.35 bac dude

>>150298888
I meant regarding point totals not win totals if they actually compete

>>150298888
Look up the bottom ten shitters in the last decade in over/under win totals going into the year. It's something like a 60-70% over rate

>>150298888
Rams are under fade too because they got away with personnel gimmicks and are thinly veiled roster wise at what keeps them up. Kupp was a massive loss as they were the most versatile offensive skill unit in the league rather easily with kupp/nukua/Williams on the field

>>150299065
Rams were a schematic nightmare to deal with with those three on the field and about 6-11/7-10 tier without

Kyrien Williams is the best running back for his position in my team. Literally the only running back that makes me jump a team up a half a tier

>>150299007
I'm drunk as fuck too just not gonna bet big in this state

>>150299043
Yea I'm not some faggit going by statistical insight. I'm not gonna bet Panthers over/under based on the last 10 years of losing teams or some other faggots shit. My gut tells me the Panthers are easy over 6.5 gonna cry?

>>150299123
It's not a "look at these stats" bro it's a understanding that Americans don't understand their own sport and taking advantage of it. They're typical 6-11 to 8-9 fodder and Vegas is spotting you 6.5. get a clue nigger you get the game

>>150299159
So over? Just say that. Imagine thinking you're gonna move some Vegas line by obsfucation. Fucking dumbass

>>150299167
stfu bitch

>>150299173
You sound like a gay nigger lol I'm basically listening to JRR while reading so type some gay shit that I won't read

PRE SEASON CHAMPION BEARS

>>150299218
tolkien?

>>150296163
Cowsois and their fan's expectations cause both really have reduced themselves to a shrunken pair of tits.

reminder that the bears won all 4 of their preseason games last year. infact they blew the bills out by a similar margin in one of them

>>150296159
how the hell do the lions have all of this cap space

I love when preseason makes me delulu about my team before the regular season

WE are trading Brian Robinson Jr for draft picks and then using those picks + cash to get Trey Hendrickson. Also WE'RE getting Tyreek right before the deadline for cash
Screencap this

>>150296279
imagine the vinegary shits

>>150299690
Italia confirmed white

>>150296159
Lions actually makes quite a bit of sense. I didn’t realize they had that much cap space. 9ers need help on defense too and aren’t in the conference so I could see that also

>>150297313
They had their ones out by the end of the first nigger cope more

>>150296345
now that you posted the results of your food passing through your digestive tract and falling out of your butt as poop, post the actual dinner

>>150296700
Uub fits for Tua. Good on paper, bad on execution, mostly worthless.

>>150296796
The chiefs beat the broncos when their starters played and they made it to the superbowl. It literally did not matter.

>>150296138
dick all swinging about

hypnotising

mesmerising

>>150298685
>2019 pats
>2020 steelers
How is a drop-off like this possible?

>>150296796
Did it matter?
The broncos got curb stomped in the playoffs
Hell besides the chiefs backups, the only good team the broncos beat all year was an injury riddled bucs team

The xehawks are very clearly the dark horse this year

Since the first team brought in a male cheerleader for the 2018 campaign, the number of franchises abandoning the female-only tradition has steadily grown. New Orleans Saints will reportedly have a total of 12 men among 47 performers on the 2025 Saints Cheer Krewe Roster. Three of their women were replaced this season following try-outs.

Other teams with male cheerleaders are the Carolina Panthers, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Kansas City Chiefs, Indianapolis Colts, Tennessee Titans, New England Patriots, San Francisco 49ers, Philadelphia Eagles, Los Angeles Rams, Baltimore Ravens and the Minnesota Vikings.

>>150300109
iirc the 2020 pats had a bunch of injuries to the defense.

by week 4 kenny pickett will make his way into browns qb 1

>>150300109
2020 steelies had an incredibly dominant defensive line and some underrated corners
2021 steelies lost steph tuitt and tyson alualu who were holding that unit down besides cam heyward
also lost mike hilton and steven nelson in the secondary and replaced them with bums

uhh...Vikingbros? This is how you move huh?
https://x.com/DesireeAmerica4/status/1957116756012548171

which one do you want your team to use? I'm a big fan of "Inspire Change" myself

>>150300230
I can't imagine caring about this. Touch grass, I guess.

>>150300230
>male cheerleaders in the league for years
>Vikings are the 13th team to do it
>now everyone cares
Yea, I'm thinking /nfl/ is seething about my kangz again

>>150300230
>uhh...Vikingbros,Panthersbros ,Buccsbros, Chiefsbros, Coltsbros, Titsbros,Patsbros,49ersbros,Eaglesbros, Ravenbros, Saintsbros?

>>150300252
im an "it takes all of us" chad myself. make the stencil wagie work for his pay.

>>150300263
there's nothing wrong with male cheerleaders. Male cheerleaders doing the female cheerleader dances is fucking weird

>he has strong opinions about NFL cheerleaders
Autism?

>>150300284
That's been a thing for a while too.
You are falling for outrage bait

>>150300298
>You are falling for outrage bait
yea you're right, thanks. Not devoting any more energy on this shit

>>150300277
this
keeps the lawn boy busy and is the most empty and meaningless of them all

Chargers are going to be bad this year

>>150300252
Choose Love feels the least line pandering to black people, so that one.
But then again it makes me think of Jordan Love and that sucks.

>>150300451
>this year

>>150300451
>this year

>>150300459
heh

What went wrong?

>>150300252
Inspire change, I want to inspire people to be more racist. I'm not racist myself but I think differing opinions and viewpoints are needed for a healthy society

>>150300471
Only teams that have been embarrassed in the superbowl are doing this.

>>150300471
seriously, what the fuck happened to pom poms? Do cheerleaders just not use them anymore?

>>150300496
A man should not be using pom poms, that's just gay

Give it to me straight. We're gonna be lucky to get 9-8 at most this season. Kyler just ain't it

>>150300512
You'll be luck to win 9 games over the next 2 seasons

>>150296907
Based knower

>>150298519
chad o jackson is on a one man mission to wake them all up

this is our year Commandies, i can feel it

Taylor swift will be the halftime show

>watch Bills Hard Knocks
>everyone on the team is incredible boring including Josh Allen
Is the key to success just being autistic?

>>150300610
ive been saying this (bills are boring)

>>150300606
>doing it for free
That will never happen

>>150300646
>ravens, bills and foreskins that high
who comes up with these list?

Reason number 780 to hate the Browns owners.

Mayfield said basically the same thing. Even Jameis Winston loved playing here. But that motherfucker Haslam doeson't want talented players, he wants to lose intentionally. Winning big games brings too much attention to his money laundering, and the other owners won't have it.

>>150300664
people who never look beyond the raw stats.

>>150300671
As much as we like to clown on the Browns I will say you guys are the most loyal out of anybody. I can’t imagine putting up with this circus for over 20 years and still being as diehard as you guys.

>>150300646
>>150300650
Post last year's
Let's see how well they did

>>150300574
They didn't beat a single good team last year. And the roster definitely did not get better. I don't see it.

>>150300646
>lions, 'ders, niners over eagles
lol yeah, right

>>150300671
>Flacco
>Jameis
>Baker
They're not talented players lel

>>150300698
https://web.archive.org/web/20240904143356/https://ftnfantasy.com/nfl/dvoa-playoff-odds
heh...

>>150300646
Get the feeling that the ravens arent that scary anymore

>>150300729
oof
thank you, friend
I needed the laugh

>>150300729
>1. Niners
>4. Texans
>5. Cowboys
>8. Dolphins
>16. Eagles
KEK

Start a new thread. I’ve got something I wanna post but I don’t wanna waste it

>>150300785
Better be mahomie stats

>>150300785
Better be bardie stats

>>150300695
shit, it's not like I can pull for the Stillers. Last season was something. >we won three games, but that snow bowl game against Pittsburgh was like the SB for us. Winston out there catching snowflakes on his tongue like a puppy dog. Even when the Browns lose, it is pure kino.

>>150300729
Look at all these matchups they had at a higher probability than Eagles-Chiefs lol

>>150300826
Well, they couldn't predict all the ninies injuries

>>150300842
What does that have to do with them putting Dallas-Houston at more than double the probability of Eagles-Chiefs kek

>>150300646
uhhh...Commandies? Is this true?

>>150300872
See >>150300701

>>150300899
>lions
>buccaneers
>not good teams

do you guys think brock purdy was named after the pokemon character

What team would Woodrow Wilson support?

>>150300911
Bucs were definitely not a good team.

>>150300911
The Buccs were mediocre, especially by the end of the year. The Lions were actively trying to lose.

>>150300942
Of the current years he'd probably be a Bengals fan because they're cheap jews who actively try to make everything worse around them. Historically though probably a Cardinals fan, failure loves company.

how bout dem cowboys?

>>150300942
>born in VA
>undergrad at Princeton
>phd at Johns Hopkins
>Governor of NJ
I think probably a Ravens fan

>>150298817
He won't. Ownership knows it will be a while till the team is competitive again especially after loosing all those players.

>>150301022
>staunch segregationist
>supporting THE Black QB team

LEAWOOD, KS—Staring at the email in bewilderment, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce reportedly received an invoice Thursday for girlfriend Taylor Swift’s appearance on his podcast this week. “Shit, she didn’t mention anything about this,” the 35-year-old New Heights co-host said as he scrutinized the PDF file sent from Swift’s personal email account, which in addition to a “booking fee,” “appearance fee,” and “talent fee,” included line items for the pop star’s travel expenses and meals. “The episode wasn’t even that long. This is crazy. How can she legally charge this much? Can she legally charge this much? Jason [Kelce] just texted me, and he said he got one too. Jesus Christ, and if we don’t pay within 30 days, there’s going to be some kind of compound interest thing. This is going to bankrupt the pod.” At press time, sources confirmed Swift wasn’t returning Kelce’s calls.

>>150300862
Hey man, play the season out 25,000 times, only then could we know

>>150301059
Based Onion enjoyer

>>150300273
All fag teams in the gayest cities in the world.

Sydney Brown and a 2026 first, sold
>(won't happen because of cap reasons but whatever I don't care)

They should give the commanders anything they're asking for to get McLaurin. They pretty much need to.

Is it me or are most teams playing really sloppy football nowadays? I think 2022 was by far the worst and it's definitely gotten better since then but the overall on field product doesn't seem to be as polished as it was even a decade ago.

sloppy this bussy

Brehs

>>150301332
SHUT IT DOWN

Wake up faggots, it's MNF gameday

>>150296138
I mean you're watching a game were 22 men in tight pants get all handsy with each other but this is a bridge too far?

>>150301381
>Pre-season
>Deadskin pre-season at that
Nah, I'd rather bussypost in /nfl/

>>150297395
Dark times ahead, straightbros

>POWERFUL: Commanders star quarterback Jayden Daniels revealed that he FOUND GOD while in college and it has transform his life.
>“I dont worry about things I can’t control… I just know that it’s God’s plan with everything”
> “I need God every day”
>“God always shows up on time”
POWERFUL

>>150297256
Bad bot

>>150301389
>choosing to stare at the player's pants
Sounds like a (you) problem anon. Your faggy generation demands 4k 60fps on 96" tvs and gets mad when the camera isn't close up on a rugby scrum. Back before the lgbt epidemic we used to focus on having the field vision to see formations, memorized the score as it went along, squint to see the ball and assume that the refs were rigging close yardage spots regardless, and pray that the one close up would be of the (biological female) cheerleaders tight tummies. HD faggotry has cost you your ability to know ball and like girls. Resolution has cost you your strength.

>>150301416
cringe

>>150301461
>OMG IS HE HECKIN LE RELIGIOUS!!

College has male cheerleaders and its fine there. Why did the NFL just not use the same type of guys instead of obviously gay ones? Male cheerleading has existed for years. You need guys to throw and catch the chicks around.

>>150301484
Why do you care so much if someone is gay? Literally just don't look at them if it bothers you so much.

>>150301389
...is that what you're thinking about when you're watching football? You're sexualizing the players?

>>150297255
I'm not saying East coast beaches are necessarily better than west coast beaches, but your characterization of them is wrong. There's more variety than just that.

>>150301457
holy b*sed

I could not care any less about cheerleaders, and if you have strong opinions about them I assume you are heavily autistic.

>>150301461
>WHY ARE ALL THESE SUCCESSFUL ATHLETES HECKIN CHRISTERINOS
cope

>>150301535
>He's such a beta he cant even look at a woman on TV without stammering

>>150301542
cringe

>>150301544
Checked. It's time for straightchads and tradwives to take America's sport back

>>150301542
Why does "god" help pro athletes first and not people starving and dying?

>>150301542
The unsuccessful ones are too, who cares

>>150301516
I don't care, and won't look at them because they are bad cheerleaders. Its like they put a clown on the sideline as a joke.

New

>>150301573

>>150301573

>>150301573

>>150301544
I sleep in a big bed with my wife

>>150301564
Cause sports are bad ass and things like politics, poverty and suffering are fucking boring. Besides you can see all those things by watching a bears game

>>150301586
Is it so you can't accidentally touch her? You could just sleep on the couch if you're that scared.

>>150301564
Who do you think does all the charity work retard

>>150301457
>>150301519
Bro they got boi bussy right up in yoir face don't pretend like you don't love it