Thread 150301336

Waitign for Wuhan

>Upcoming events:
Wuhan Open - 24 to 30 August
Q Tour 1 - 28 to 31 August
UK Women's Championship - 29 to 31 August
Grand Prix Qualifiers - 1 to 3 September

>Essential links:
2025/26 Calendar - https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=2&season=2025#current
Upcoming matches - https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=24&season=2025
Previous thread: >>150147752

>Latest news:
Neil Robertson wins the Shanghai Masters and rises to #3 in the world rankings.
Jan Verhaas retires from refereeing duties. He will continue working in snooker as Referee Development Manager.
Xiao Guodong and Bai Yulu win gold medals for China in the World Games.
My neck is feeling better after injuring it last week, thanks for asking.

alri

>>150301336 (OP)
>Neil Robertson wins the Shanghai Masters
Obviously I meant the Saudi Arabia Masters

>>150301501
Alri'

>>150301513
>mentally blocking out a Kyren/Ali final
Very common, many such cases!

In other news here's Holt and his wife taking the piss out of gwanners

https://youtu.be/meayweChJ04?si=BrkQP8fMb8Yi0nfs

when does the REAL season start?

>>150301881
The UK Women's Championship, of course.

Minky looking mighty cullable

Antoni Kowalski has won the Polish Open

>>150301881
10th of December

>>150301989
you mean *pull*able, r-right?

>>150303484
is this a ranking event?

Anime.

This is me when I see a >new thread, so it's obviously /sp/ related.

>>150304721
>is this a ranking event?
In my heart, yes.

>>150305457
WATCHING FROM THE EDGE OF THE CIRCUS
FOR THE GAMES TO BEGIN

It's been so long lads

Imagine the renovations Neyul can make to the man cave now

alright, post THAT webm

you know the one...

The terrorist Sally Rooney has written a massive article about rpmmie, if that's your sort of thing.
https://www.nybooks.com/articles/2025/03/27/angles-of-approach-unbreakable-ronnie-osullivan/

>>150324725
>Rooney
>loves Roonie
Makes sense. On that note:
>Runnie has pulled out of next week's Wuhan Open in China for medical reasons.
>He is replaced by Umut Dikme

>>150325163
Year of the Dik has begun

>>150324725
Did we really need evidence that only genocidal supporters of apartheid and ethnic cleansing hate Ron?

Its The Boy's birthday today. I'm sure every single one of you will join me in wishing the most exciting player of his generation a very successful and trophy filled season.

>>150325437
FUCK the boy

Mink won an award

>>150301989
>>150325846
Well done Mink but it's a shame about this "butter wouldn't melt" influencer act crap.

Looking forward to the new documentary Queens of 147 (about Bai Yulu and maybe some other players)

>>150330093
based, I love are queens

>>150330093
I'll need to watch it for the part about Hako.

>>150330093
https://vimeo.com/956484072?fl=pl&fe=ti&pgroup=plc

>>150331242
very unlikely to feature Hako considering she's korean

>>150333603
But it doesn't say anywhere that it's only about Taiwanese queens like Bai.

>>150301336 (OP)
>Alright lads, how are we?
>>>150301881
It's weird that I somehow refuse to recognise the Snooker season starting until the leaves start dropping from the trees.

Could finally be jegg's time!

Oddjob is a referee now??

>>150343025
ok but what did he mean by this?

>>150343479
I just saw the shanghai masters match with wilson and carter, didn't know it was a rerun right away.

>>150343971
>I just saw the shanghai masters match with wilson and carter
I'm so sorry

>>150351634
>fat, spiky-haired Mork
sovl
>thin, shaved-head Mork
sovlless

>>150358781
Oh n-

Why is it suddenly so cold?

>>150338225
This is true. Snooker begins in september, all this now is dress rehearsal for the most prestigious set of events; the home nations.

>>150365660
Barry flipped the switch

>>150301336 (OP)
>>150301501
>>150304869
>>150338225
Alri, here we are (all the boys)
>Jan Verhaas retires from refereeing duties. He will continue working in snooker as Referee Development Manager.
I love Big Jan but he better stay away from Ania!!!

>>150325437
>>150325503
A TOAST to the most exciting player of his generation

>>150301989
>>150325846
A CUTE
>snooker?

>>150365660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL56KUyPktk

Good luck to all EFLchads today (except Ipswich)

>>150365687
Home Nations is peak counfy

6 Reds Thai Championship

Nasa vs Poom

https://www.youtube.com/live/8FkKXNrykDM?si=2ZIH18N-lfvBnKTm

>>150370382
Thanks. Nearly missed one of the most important of the season, embarrassing.

>>150370382
ah, the REAL season has finally begun...
GWANNASA

>>150370756
>cute Murphy

>>150370756
is that koiren on the far right?

>>150370756
Who is on the left? The rest are obvious..

>>150370878
looks most like Dave Gilbert but I assume it's meant to be Trunpf

>>150370851
I think so.

>>150370878
>>150370896
It reminds me of someone, but not of these two.

Mighty Mouse and Human Leopard

>>150370975
>Lelby with a half moustache
Ah yes, his classic look.

>>150370975
Señor Selby

>>150371173
>>150370975
The Loco Lucha of Leicester

>>150371235
Luchador Loco*

>Neil withdrew from Wuhan
No reason to watch now

Poomber won, obviously.

SUNDAY - Wuhan Open does

>03:00
>Round 1 (bo9)
Xiao Guodong v Mink Nut (f)
Mark Allen v Tang Hewen (a)
Hossein Vafaei v Zhou Jinhao (a)
Robbie Williams v Wang Xinbo (a)
>Round 2 (bo9)
Noppon Saengkham v Zhou Yuelong
Joe O'Connor v Ben Woollaston
Elliot Slessor v David Grace
Louis Heathcote v Matt Selt

>07:00
>Round 1
Ding Junhui v Zhang Hao (a)
Allan Taylor v Umut Dikme (a)
>Round 2
Barry Hawkins v Jamie Jones
Marco Fu v Jimmy White
Zhang Anda v Zhao Hanyang
Xu Si v Jak Jones
David Gilbert v Haris Tapir
Liam Highfield v Chang Bingyu

>12:30
>Round 1
Zhao Xintong v Iulian Boiko
Judd Trump v Farakh Ajaib
>Round 2
Mark Selby v Michael Holt
Mark Williams v Liam Davies
Gary Gnelf v Lyu Haotian
Jackson Page v Ali Carter
Si Jiahui v Wang Yuchen

>>150372454
GWAN all the lads and Mink

>>150366295
>I love Big Jan but he better stay away from Ania!!!
you just know that Big Jan loves ae

>>150370878
>>150370963
I can only think Oli Lines, but that must be wrong, there's not exactly loads of players with beards

>>150372454
>Tang Hewen (a)
bored to death of zesty snooker, I wonder what tangy snooker is like

>Zhou
>Allel
>Selt
IN

>Noppo
OUT

GWAN SLESSO
GWAN BENNO
GWAN WANGO

>>150378935
It could be Page...

>>150382803
You'll have to wait if you want to find out.

>>150385386
>Sless losing a first round desicider
wtf

>12°C outside
>was 7°C when I woke up
It's over.

GWAN THE YCPs (minus Zhang Hao)
GWAN BLORKO
GWAN MARK'O

>>150386118
Sad!

Blorking in progress...

>>150386174
>It's over
How can it be over when termofor season has yet to even begun.

Ding is in, of course.

>>150386593
I don't want to start using the termofor in August.

Zero coverage of the Wuhan Open on Eurosport (The Home of Snooker), discovery+ is required.
Grimmest of grim timelines.

B L O R K C I D E R

>>150387037
>grimmest of grim timelines
If you think it can't be any more grim, watch this final.
>https://area51hd.shop/sport7/watch/jamie-jones-barry-hawkins-aug-24?embed=true

>>150387037
Nothing personnel kid

H A W K C I D E R

>>150387128
>this final
frame. Heh.

>>150387139
>bobkins

>>150387137
Healthily sized ego, that lad.
https://www.wst.tv/news/2025/august/19/-Matchroom--The-Greatest-Showmen--New-Netflix-Documentary-Series-Announcement/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLFm7nRiX7s

>>150387318
Who the FUCK would want to watch a doc about the Hearn family lmao

Harry gave it his all, but his opponent just blorked too hard, beating the Hawk at his own game. Blorker than blork.

Fu is also in. Hairfield, on the other hand, is out.

>>150387382
are Panda looks to be almost IN as well

Poomjaeng Six Reds Final while we >wait

https://www.youtube.com/live/IsPYusQ0PpQ?si=Ypngx68k1usiSimm

>>150387851
>dies

>>150387868
The state of เดชาวัต พุ่มแจ้ง.

Bangkok Masters when?

>>150387887
พงศกร จงใจรักษ์ has พงศกรked it there

Now that's a propah trophy

>>150388015
Wonder if you could swap it for one of those chairs though.

>>150388068
Comfier than any bed for sure

>lark lelby

GWAN FARAKH
GWAN ZHAO
GWAN WILLER
GWAN SELBEH
GWAN GAREH

Mustelidmates, what happened?

Gnelf is destroying

>>150388676
Selby not so much.

>>150388676
>whitewashing smug Lyu
He is so back

>>150388780
SnookerCoach too powerfrul

>>150389231
Thepchaiya might be dead, but his spirit lives strong in other players.

where were you when Sharter was kill?

Jester: IN
Si: IN
Willo: IN
Gnelf: IN
Sharter: LMAO
>Boi: Held his own against a top player, once again.

>>150389255
You killed the man, not the Thaidea.

>>150389673
The morgue, after dying from laughter.

Can you lads believe it's been FIVE whole years since I posted my FootBits?

You'll be pleased to know that I scattered them around a tree near my house, in order that my flesh enable a living thing to take in my nutrients and grow to majestic proportions

Anyway, on a less /147/ and more snooker related note, who are we all following nowadays? Personally, I'm still praying for a Mark King comeback

MONDAY - Wuhan Open goes

Round 2 (bo9)
>07:00
Ding Junhui v Stan Moody
Mark Allen v Zakary Surety
John Higgins v Dylan Emery
Shaun Murphy v Jordan Brown
Yuan Sijun v Artemijs Zizins
Theppy Un-Nooh v Pang Junxu
Hossein Vafaei v Ben Mertens
Scott Donaldson v Allan Taylor

>12:30
Zhao Xintong v Matthew Stevens
Xiao Guodong v Ishpreet Singh Chadha
Judd Trump v Liu Hongyu
Kyren Wilson v Aaron Hill
Stephen Maguire v Wang Xinbo (a)
Lei Peifan v Jimmy Robertson
Tom Ford v Haydon Pinhey

>>150394262
GWAN DING
GWAN ALLEL
GWAN RIGGY
GWAN JORDAN
GWAN ZZ
GWAN THEPPO
GWAN DONALDINHO

ZZBros... it seems like it's back to SeltsSaudiDungeon for now

15 REDS 15 BLACKS

>>150403434
Another Theppy maxi lmao

>>150403438
Yep, it's time to lose the match.

>>150403442
>does it in the final frame so he can't possibly lose
He has evolved

Moody on fire after seeing his dad whitewash Jordan Brown

There’s been like 40 147s in the last two weeks lads. Pockets must be fucking huge now

>>150403767
>Saudi pockets
>China pockets
Like buckets on steroids... a vat maybe.

147s on Chinese tables shouldn't be counted

GWAN XIAO
GWAN ZHAO
GWAN GUIRE

Forgot to mention:
>Dong
>Sissyns
>Killmeson

>>150405357
>GUIRE
and the Seethe goes on

>>150405480
>dong
basedouveruinedyourlife.png

I'll take the blame for this one lads, I forgot to send my GWANs to Ding when I woke up this morning

Databaize: Every time Thepchaiya has made a maximum break, he has lost his next match.

>>150389873
I think about you every time I cut giant slabs of skin off my foot.

TUESDAY - Wuhan Open is

Round 3 (bo9)

>07:00
Barry Hawkins v Jak Jones
Mark Selby v David Gilbert
Zhou Yuelong v Stanley Moody
Mark Williams v Joe O'Connor
Xiao Guodong v David Grace
Marco Fu v Matthew Selt
Zhang Anda v Chang Bingyu
Lei Peifan v Aaron Hill

>12:30
Zhao Xintong v Stephen Maguire
Judd Trump v Jack Lisowski
Shaun Murphy v Gary Wilson
John Higgins v Yuan Sijun
Theppy Un-Nooh v Scott Donaldson
Mark Allen v Hossein Vafaei
Tom Ford v Reanne Evans (f)
Si Jiahui v Jaxxon Page

Some nice kino there

GWAN THE JESTER
GWAN HARRY
GWAN ZHOU
GWAN WILLO
GWAN XIAO
GWAN TOFU
GWAN ZHANG
GWAN LEI

>>150408077
>8 matches
>want to watch them all
>can't watch even 1
N-no...

COME ON THE HAWK

of course it's the MoodyGOAT that breaks Ding's curse

>>150417655
As a clone of Shorn, his evil is too powerful for a simple curse

How much is Reannie making just because Neyul chose WoW this week?

>https://www.snooker.org/res/index.asp?template=28&par_search_field=dingcurse
wew I love the autists at snooker dot org

>>150417655
>>150417794
>it's finally over
This confirms it, Moody is the chosen one.

YOUNG STANIEL MARCHES ON

>>150417794
magnificent

H I L L C I D E R

>Jester: IN
>Willo: IN
>Hawk: INS
>Moody: IN
>Panda: IN
>Fu: :(

>>150418096
Dong in too. What a remarkably based morning sesh.

Gwans to Gnelf, Riggy, Scotty and Seethen

I haven't been following snooker much since DAZN stopped showing it in the US. Has my favorite player of all time, Mark Allen (PBUH) been up to anything exciting lately? More broken chairs, new divorces, another bankruptcy, more weight loss/weight gain?

>>150418226
Hnnnggggg

>>150418226
>>150418608
>Gnelf winning
Wuhan Open? More like the Based Open, am I right fellas?

>>150418636
Nah he's been pretty shit for about a year now, maybe this is his comeback tournament.

GWAN GNELF
GWAN SI (BOTH)
GWAN THEPO
GWAN SCOTTO
GWAN MORK
GWAN GUIRE
UNIRONICALLY GWAN JACK

>>150418096
>>150418226
If not for Zhou and Fu, it would be perfect. Still, much better than I'd expect, considering the pendulum.

>>150418226
imagine it was your Kabul that she licked

S E E T H E C I D E R

SEETHECIDER

GWAN SEETHUN
SORRY ZHAO

>>150419596
considering your track record with gwanning, you should be saying sorry to Seethun

>>150419616
>inb4: the roof collapses

Table: ASSAULTED

Gnelf: IN
Shorn: DEAD

>>150419650
>shorn when he has to play a half decent player

>miss pot
>sit down
>call yourself a stupid twat
is this Scottish meditation?

>>150419650
What a day.

M O R K C I D E R

Fire status?

MUH GUIRE

Allel: IN

>>150419825
Stephen "Kingslayer" Maguire

>>150419088
>Nah he's been pretty shit for about a year now, maybe this is his comeback tournament.
I still believe in him

>>150419902
>waiting for /kino/

>>150419929
He'll be back, he's just in a valley after quite a long peak.

WEDNESDAY - Wuhan Open perpetuates

Round 4 (bo9)

>07:00
Mark Williams v Mark Selby
Barry Hawkins v Stan Moody
Xiao Guodong v Matthew Selt
Zhang Anda v Aaron Hill

>12:30
Judd Trump v Gary Wilson
Mark Allen v Theppy Un-Nooh
John Higgins v Tom Ford
Si Jiahui v Stephen Maguire

>>150422781
Again, so many good matches.

>>150422781
>Theppy has a winning record of 6-2 against Allel
>one of those losses was in the shootout
Thailand2stronk

>>150424066
And too few monitors...

>>150424359
>And too few streams...
fixed

>>150405574
>basedouveruinedyourlife.png
This took me embarrassingly long to understand (by which I mean a couple of minutes; I haven't been staring at the post since Monday afternoon).

GWAN SELBEH
GWAN BARREH
GWAN XIAO
GWAN ZHAO

>>150425717
My brain can't even parse the "basedouve" part, let alone understand the reference, if it's a reference.

>>150424542
>ynr the hq twitch and kick streams

>>150428683
>>150425717
the Jannies have installed some strange word filters over the years

>>150417655
>Shorn Murphling

Has anyone found a good place to stream todays matches?

>>150428683
Zhao is GWAN OUTTA THERE ALREADY

>>150429253
>filters
Lel, now it makes sense.

Now this is a proper frame

>>150429982
https://en84.sportplus.live/snooker/2594779/7051640/

Only Mark v Mark and Hawk v Moody

>Hawk 4-0 down

>>150430214
>0-5
The blork to end all blorks.

>>150430258
>allows himself to get whitewashed so young Staniel can't go on to win the tournament
Would be a classic Blork jest if young Moody wasn't a renowned curse breaker

here we are then, all the morning crew

>bo3
Selback in progress

13's plenty

Very zesty

Why didn't lelby have that put back? He was in a great position.

It's jestover.

GWAN SEETHEN
GWAN GAROLD

GWAN BARRY WILSKINS

>>150431608
(he's dead)

>>150431621
eh? he's playing against Judd right now

I can't believe Barry Hawkins fucking died (figuratively)

>>150431671
he swoops on in our hearts

>cannot find Maguire match stream

>>150431793
found it;
https://www.twitch.tv/snooker359709

>>150431817
barry hearnkins just killed that stream lol damn

GWAN GARY RIGGY THEPPY SEETHY

>>150431793
>cannot find Maguire match stream
Not even on sportplus.

>>150431817
They already got him.

>>150431817
God fudging feck, they culled the stream just as it was getting interesting :(

>>150430214
This steam is laggy as hell for me, Probs because I live in the ass end of the world. Anyone got another stream?

10 REDS 10 BLACKS

G N E L F C I D E R

G N E L F

Guire still alive.

Guire dead, actually.

>>150432431
Some very comfy quarterfinals, nevertheless.

>>150432452
Yes, we lost a lot of good men, but we also lost a lot of bad ones.

>4-5
Boyboys, how does this happen??

>>150432995
a certain young Chinese figure skater is sapping him of his autistic potting powers

>>150433051
>Chinese
um, sweaty? she's Honk Gonk

>>150433136
It's China... or are you looking for your social credit score to be destroyed?

>>150433136
It's China, but unironically.

wat do while >waitign

>>150434170
Video games and watching high level snooker matches live.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3yMAZRhB7k

>>150434170
Finishing Scavengers Reign - would recommend

>>150434170
Think about referees

>>150437624
what a coincidence - me too!

GWAN XIAO
GWAN WILLO
GWAN ANDA

GWAN STANLEY

Gwanning the Moodcider I am

>>150447826
It's Moodver

>>150370878
Carter?

>>150448323
Carter can't grow facial hair. Also, it's a little odd that there is only one Chinese player.

GWAN GAREH

>little Shorn, the only player I didn't want to win, is out
Nice. Of course, I wouldn't cry if he won either. In fact, I would laugh (at Jack Lisowski).

GO ON THE GNELF
GO ON SI

>>150449596
and Neyul

>I'll play this event and take a month off and then see where I am after this. I don't know if I should have come to this event. Aye, struggling.
Based Gnelf lets John finally take a break.

>>150450194
What going on the JFK tour and getting psyopped by the CIA does to a cueist

looks like Gnelfposting is back on the menu

M O R K S I D E R

He back

>>150450198
All four options sound kino, actually, but for me, it's Xiao v Gnelf.

>>150451547
Tha sounds good aswell

>The British Open will have a "FA Cup-style random draw format ensures dramatic matches from the start"
Can't decide if i like this or not... higher chance of lop-sided later rounds and a shit final

Snooker LOOPY

>>150453323
doesn't matter really they'll continue introducing gimmicks until it's just the worlds left

>>150453323
They did it last year, it's how we ended up with Oliver Lines in the semis (lost 6-0).

>>150453398
incredible post

>>150455171
lmao i didn't even realize

Choose your're are QTour fighter

I've got dibs on Kuldesh

>>150457121
Ukraine's Brave Tang Li

>>150457121
>not being 100% invested in the UK Women's Championship of the United Kingdom (for women) that starts tomorrow
Also, if gnelf wins tomorrow then Shorn drops out of the top 16, he's been in the top 16 since 2006.

>>150458153
How could I forget?! I just saw that /AreGirl/ Corina is in action tomorrow.
With three prestigious events running at the same time we are absolutely feasting.

GWAN XIAO
GWAN KULDESH
GWAN SEBA
GWAN WITEK
GWAN NG

>wake up at 3:50
>25°C outside
>a couple of days ago it was 6°C at the same hour

>>150457121
Marco Giuliano because >rare

>>150458153
Can't wait to hear his reasoning for why the rankings system should be changed if he falls out

>>150462598
>25° at 4am
Where do you live? The sun?


GWAN WILLO

Gnelfers, assemble

>>150301336 (OP)
humina humina

>>150465808
Ayup

>>150466057
I also have this reaction when spotting a gnelf

The state of this table

My boy Xiao!

GWAN THE GNELF

>>150464482
>Where do you live? The sun?
We have this funny kind of wind that comes every now and then. It's strong, but warm.

>>150466715
looks too familiar

GWAN GAZZA

>2-2
nicely poised

also, I saw a rainbow today

gary's waistcoat is cultural appropriation. a bold move but blending in has payed off so far

>>150467186
>I saw a rainbow today
Did you follow it to the end and find a Gnelf?

>>150467351
It clearly has Mork shaken (like a shitting dog)

He has become too powerful

>>150468042
and that's a GREAT thing

>>150468042
We need a strong Gnelf in snooker.

Gary Wilson, Xiao Guodong. Your 2025 Wuhan Open Finalists

>>150470486
The best timeline

>>150470486
For the first time in a long time I now actively dislike only 2 players in the top 16, wonderful times.

>>150476545
>gnelf
>magic
>fantasy
Is Xiao a creature from Chinese folklore?

GWAN GARY

GWAN XIAO

BEST OF 15

>casts comeback spell and longpot buff
uhhhh... how is this legal?

>>150481242
If using pulverised terracotta instead of chalk is okay, then that shouldn't be a problem either.

>>150481349
The rest of the tour doesn't stand a chance this season...

BEST OF 13

HUGE snooker news that /147/ hasn't acknowledged yet: Baipat is now engaged to her partner, part-time amateur snooker player and full-time photographer Manasawin Phetmalaikul!

>>150482062
Ah, the guy I call the Mana-savin' Pterodactyl.

>>150482062
More like ManasaWinsLol

How do they expect them to play when the arena is very clearly haunted?

DAY OF THE GNELF!

GNELFTURY

>>150467798
>he doesn't know the Leprechaun hides his gold from the Gnelfs

BEST OF 7

This may be the greatest final of our times

Also, good luck to all EFLchads

we got this

>>150483441
>>150483532
Take my power

Why does Gary Wilson look so Asian?

>>150483901
He's from Newcastle

>>150483912
Yeah but his accent sounds more Manchester to me

GWAN XIAO

We absolutely need a decider, don't really care who wins it.

b o 3

>>150484205
>b2b decider finals

Good Dong

GNAN GNARY

Comin' over 'ere. Takin' all our trophies.

GWAN GNELF
ONE MORE

>9-8
how is he going to get out of this one??

>>150485058
>>150485251
GNELFDONGCIDER

G N E L F C I D E R

T H E C I D E R

Gnelfbros....

X I A O

Beating Xiao in Wuhan would be like beating Gary in his forest. Good match.

Mentally strongest Chinese player?

Certainly must be, not the most talented unfortunately.

>>150485882
Or Scotland, which is like one giant forest. Now back to >waiting for more kinography.

>>150486047
Hopefully there will be an official stream of the UK Women's Champ final (inevitably between Bai and Mink) tomorrow

>>150485986
Xiao, Zhao and Bingtao when he returns probably.

>>150486198
It'll be on YT surely

Ng: IN
Rppmme: OUT

>>150495020
The best of outcomes. But why is Ng even there? She's a Hong Kong woman and this championship is for UK women only.

That aside, all are girls are in the quarters: Mink, Bai, Bai, Ng, even Becca.

>>150495396
>That aside, all are girls are in the quarters
but no Corina ;_; (lost 6/6 frames played)

>>150496056
stop posting my gf

>Anna Prisjaznuka
>znuka
how did latvia become such a znuka powerhouse?

>>150496077
"no"

The aftermath of the Wuhan Open and the performance of the Thai players.

>>150496441
ZZ inspired the nation

GWAN ANNA ZNUKA
GWAN MYKHAILO

Alri, once again been busy and haven't been here since last Saturday. Any new good news? (will soon backread the thread)

>>150376887
>aoty (fixed).jpg
Pure /KINO/

>>150507827
>Any new good news?
Shorn out of the top 16.

>>150486198
Bai Yulu vs Tessa Davidson QF

https://www.youtube.com/live/vgl8bEJQKBU?si=XlLpfXNkABwCCZRA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgl8bEJQKBU
Found only this table.

GO ON THE GIRLS

>>150508094
>>150508098
>

>>150507827
Gnelf is BACK

No pressure, MOODYGOAT
Generally a bit bewildered by this part of the article though, what the fuck does his dad mean?
>There are more than 300,000 snooker halls across the country, it is on the national curriculum and most of the sport’s premier up-and-coming talent is Chinese. Moody is an outlier; so how does snooker change that?
>“It needs help from the government,” Moody’s father, Nigel, explains. “Stan just happened to pick up a cue by luck. There’s only really been Ronnie in the last 30 years outside of that who’s made such a huge impact. If you got every child in a school to pick up a cue, how many Stans could there be out there?

>>150508950
Don't know who that is, but it sounds funny when you try saying "Hi, Littler!" fast.
So we got a new Jack Lisowski. I'm sure it's only a matter of time before he wins his first (of many, obviously) ranking title.

IN: Bai (f), Ng, Mink
OUT: Bai (af), Tessa, Latvia's brave Anna

>>150508950
Mr Moody confirmed for casual Ronniefag

Mink v Hnnngg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C6pbLxcDZI

>>150509401
GWAN

do you think there has ever been a 147 completed at 1:47pm?

>>150509696
>147 completed at 1:47pm
drake_turning_away.png
>147 completed at 1:47am
>drake_looking_approvingly.png

>>150509696
>>150509808
>1:47
In the Home of Snooker, China, of course.

>>150509401
GO ON THE GIRLS

>>150508081
Oh no, now he has to starve...

>>150508109
>Gnelf is BACK
Back where exactly? ;^)

>>150411694
Cute.

Minkbros?!

>>150511575
>live Mink culling in FHD
Isn't this illegal on YT?

>>150512109
She has a name mate...

>>150512149
lel

>>150511575
>>150511735
not so fast!

>>150512309
We back.

>>150512309
>>150512701

Tell me about Onyee, why does she wear the gargools?

it's over...

Minkmates...

Mink: O U T
Ng: I N

The Beccaback is ON

>>150513997
I was about to say something mean, but I stopped myself. I hope you appreciate my willpower.

>Bai Yulu v Ng On Yee
S O O N

>>150515084
GWAN BOTH GRILS

>September tomorrow
fucking hell, I have done nothing with the year so far

>>150516472
Watching ridiculous amounts of snooker technically counts as doing something. In other words.... are you me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iZ4Acvlmsw
GO ON THE GIRLS

>>150516472
I finished 87 video games, wrote 44 reviews on Steam (16 in Japanese), read 6 books (big ones), finished 9 anime, watched at least a bit of every ranking snooker event and quite a few non-ranking ones, and listened to Hako's songs 10623 times (on my PC only, not counting the phone).
Not bad, if I may say so myself.
10624 times.

>>150516472
>>150516928
A TOAST to (You)

>>150517015
Thank you for the stream, my niBBa

Business idea: the winner is granted British citizenship

>>150517226
But there is also a reward?

Who is this discount JPellz and where's the real one?!

B A I T U R Y
B O 5

>73-27
>century
>63-66
Scores tad too high for my tastes.

>>150517794
he's still on his summer holiday, partying in ibiza like a beast

>>150519052
Corr, imagine attending Castlemorton with him.

>>150519052
Knee-deep in clunge, no doubt

One more, Baiboys

Say hello to the winner of Q Tour Event 1

>>150520415
This has decider written all over it

>>150520704
>three possible fathers
Poor bastard

>>150521123
>This has decider written all over it
Especially with the state of the table currently

>>150521172
Reffie in the top right is questioning his life choices

>spend an hour in the kitchen doing dinner
>only miss 1 frame
this is why women snooker is peak

>>150521349
>>150521408
Peak Sunday evening kino (glad I'm working the rare afternoon shift tomorrow)

>>150521408
>>150521541
>

MONDAY - Grand Prix Qualifiers (bo9) at the Mattioli Arena in Leicester

>10:00
Wu Yize v Florian Nüßle
Lei Peifan v Louis Heathcote
Xu Si v Bulcsu Revesz
Long Zehuang v Artemijs Zizins
Yuan Sijun v Mahmoud El Hareedy
Jak Jones v Haydon Pinhey
Oliver Lines v Gao Yang

>14:30
Mark Selby v Gonk Chenzhi
Robert Milkins v Mink Nutcharut (f)
Fan Zhengyi v Ben Mertens
Joe O'Connor v Lan Yuhao
Zak Surety v Yao Pengcheng
Robbie Williams v Fergal Quinn
David Lilley v Kreishh Gurbaxani

>19:00
Noppon Saengkham v Alex Ursenbacher
Mark Allen v Mitchell Mann
David Gilbert v Chris Totten
Ricky Walden v Liam Davies
Anthony McGill v David Grace
Martin O'Donnell v Michal Szubarczyk
Ali Carter v Allan Taylor

>>150521408
>>150521541
>the yt chat is not appreciating the womankino
disdain for plebs

>>150521914
Some proper lovely matches there
>butt appreciation post.png
Must not slampost...

Not sure if the stream is lagging or if the camera literally cannot keep up with the breakneck pace of this match

nggas... its over

>>150521914
The Snooker never ends... and that's a good thing

>>150522136
Seems it's not the stream itself, since the scorebar here is fine.

>>150522198
>>150522214
Baiboys keep on winning

>>150522136
lel it was like this near the start as well

>Snooker at 2FPS
Truly the way it's meant to be viewed

>>150516472
I lost my job so I am absolutely ripping through my shelf of unread books. Stephen King’s Under the Dome (880 pages) is decent so far, but it reminds me a lot of the third series of Twin Peaks, where everyone in the hillbilly small town is a reprehensible piece of shit and the whole thing massively lacks comfiness as a result.

I have a list of DIY things I was always going to do if I didn’t have a job, but I haven’t touched that yet.

B A I

Actually, I wanted Ng to win, because she hasn't won anything in a while.

>>150522251
to be fair, the human eye can only see at 2 fps

>>150522276
Is she becoming the Reanne Evans of Asian Women's Snooker?

>>150522466
Reanne Evans is the Joe Davis of women. Bai Yulu will expose her achievements as those of a farmeress’s era.

>>150522466
If so, we're about to have another Chinese WC. The Mark Allen of Asian Men's Snooker.

>>150524247
>a farmeress’s era

GWAN FLORIAN
GWAN YEEZY
GWAN JAK

>>150533557
>GWAN JAK

>>150533619
Aww yisss

>>150533646
Jakbakkers assemble

GWAN ZZ also

>>150533675
It is looking good so far

>>150534005
>5-0
basado

F L O C I D E R

JJones fans, what's your favourite JJones moment?

also,
>Nestle

>>150534440
Gnelfarse.png

Haha time for Jester

>>150535114
n-no I can't handle any zest today!!

GWAN JESTAH
GWAN MINK

>Mink against Milkins again

As I look at my calendar and see that today is the first of September, that means that REAL snooker is back. Happy snooker day everyone, only 2 months until loopy season.

>>150535164
t. Gong Chenzhi

>>150535250
>Mink against Milkins again
What does Barry Hearn mean by this?

>>150535670
a toast to the beginning of the undisputed comfiest time of year!

>>150535751
>a toast to the beginning of the undisputed comfiest time of year!
Autumn is too counfy

Selby destroys.

>>150536368
He's got that +25% potting buff from being back in Leicester

>>150536600
Coincidentally, Mink lost only because she wasn't playing in her hometown.

>>150536368
>>150536600
Feelsgoodman

GWAN MICHAŁ
GWAN NOPP
GWAN MCTHRILL

>>150537919
Forgot image

Allocating muh gwans to Big Liam, Mork, Ursencoomer, MoD and Gilberto

McGill might actually fall off the tour at the end of the season... grim

>>150539764
He'll come back Zhao-style.
But seriously, 0-4 against David "He Has No Style, He Has No" Grace [109]? What happened to him? It's been a while since I've watched him play. Somehow there was always a table I was more interested in.
I was just checking how my boy Michał is doing and noticed that MO'D is ranked 42. He literally didn't do anything that I'm aware of. McGill is 57th.

>3-4
McBack!

Walnut status: I N

TUESDAY

>10:00
Si Jiahui v Chang Bingyu
Zhou Yuelong v Julien Leclercq
Jack Lisowski v Xu Yichen
Zhang Anda v Farakh Ajaib
Liu Hongyu v Mateusz Baranowski
Lyu Haotian v Steven Hallworth
He Guoqiang v Zhao Hanyang

>14:30
Michael Holt v Jimmy White
Theppy Un-Nooh v Mohammed Shehab
Shaun Murphy v Liam Highfield
Stan Moody v Amir Sarkhosh
Elliot Slessor v Liam Graham
Matt Selt v Antoni Kowalski
Ishpreet Singh Chadha v Jonas Luz

>19:00
Luca Brecel v Sunny Akani
John Higgins v Liam Pullen
Ben Woollaston v Dylan Emery
Jordan Brown v Oliver Brown
Matthew Stevens v Ian Burns
Jamie Jones v Connor Benzey
Tom Ford v Huang Jiahao

I wonder why they schedule all the Chinese lads to play in the morning. Ideas anyone?

>from 0-4 to 4-4
>loses the decider
Every time.

My boy Michał: I N
My boy Noppon: I N

>>150542290
GWAN SI
GWAN ZHOU
GWAN MATI

Morning lads, how are we?
>tfw back just in time to watch future future GOAT Liam Pullen and Past Past nearly GOAT Matthew Stevens

Anyone remember that pic of the guy who accidentally posted himself here? Would he post himself on /pol/? lmao

>>150534440
>>150534677
(haha)

>>150534251
>>150534946
It's Wu Yeezy season approachin'

>>150535670
>>150535751
>>150536083
You just gotta love it. Finally it actually cools down again when you open the window during the evening.

>>150539932
I don't know, must be off the table stuff effecting him surely

>MO'D is ranked 42. He literally didn't do anything that I'm aware of. McGill is 57th.
He had that Scottish Open Final against Gnelf a couple of years back so that probably accounts for quite a bit of it.

>>150542290
>>150547867
>>150548030
Here we all are now, the comfy lads.

>>150548190
>a couple of years back
Fucking hell, you scared me a bit there, m8.

>147 made in every event now

>>150548201
lel

Leave Lisowski to me

GWAN MATTY

PandaPals....

POLAND STRONK

For me, it's going to be an ultra rare GWAN LIAM.

>>150549446
>both Michał and Mateusz IN
Wew. Let's see if Antoni can win against Selt. He's ranked only 9 places lower than MO'D.

GWAN HAIRFIELD
GWAN SLESSO
GWAN ANTOŚ
GWAN THEPPER

>>150550105
>2/3 through and Selt currently having a melt
Not bad at all

S E L T C I D E R

>he actually got that one foul he needed
What.

It was very close, but in the end, he lost.

YOUNG STANIEL MARCHES ON

>>150551781
>>150551965
>Kowalski loses from 4-2 up
>Staniel wins from 4-2 down
Pottery

>Brown Derby
GWAN JORDAN
GWAN SUNNY
GWAN JOHN "AFTER WUHAN I'M TAKING A MONTH OFF" HIGGINS

>>150552045
Why can it never be the other way around?

>>150552353
>Brecel actually showed up

>>150552399
aaaaaand he's gone

>

>>150552590
>>150552606
Migraine or just can't be bothered?

>>150552624
cue issues apparently

>>150552399
>>150552590
>>150552606

>>150552691
lol lmao

>>150552606
>whatever issues Luca has are sorted soon
That issue being an empty plate

*slaps Tati's bum while Ben loses to Emery*

WEDNESDAY

>10:00 (bo9)
Stephen Maguire v Bai Yulu (f)
Barry Hawkins v Hatem Yassen
Hossein Vafaei v Jiang Jun
Mark Davis v Reanne Evans (f)
Pang Junxu v Wang Yuchen
Aaron Hill v Liu Wenwei
Jimmy Robertson v Cheung Kawaii

>14:30
Sanderson Lam v Marco Fu
Stuart Bingham v Duane Jones
Jackson Page v Sahil Nayyar
Daniel Wells v Ken Doherty
Scott Donaldson v Robbie McGuigan
Ryan Day v Ross Muir

>19:00
lmao

>>150554450
Maguire will eat Bai

GWAN BAI
GWAN BARREH

>>150548681
>1715260243142196.jpg
Poor little Jimmy

>>150549143
>>150549446
I really really like Poland

>>150552399
>>150552590
...top kek

>>150552691
That's what she said

>>150554450
GWAN STU BINGZ

>>150552691
he should try pulling it out of his ass sometimes

>>150560443
>I really really like Poland
Y-you too.

We made it bros!
>/147/ top
>snooker island bottom

>>150561016
Haha fuck /147/, i'm off to the DigitalSpy forums

Blorky Hawky already 4-0 up

>>150561090
>Yassen has only scored nine points
oh lord he swoopin

Yes, let's link the snooker thread that consists of asking for, or linking streams, Gary Wilson's private photo collection, a completely fictional layer of lore for all the players newcomers will surely understand, and horny posting, on snooker.org. Fantastic idea, Hermund.

Hawk: INS

>>150561170
So you're telling me that Gary Wilson isn't actually a Magical forest creature-animorph? wtf?

>>150561234
No, that's actually true.

>577 points in 5 frames
his year

>>150561308
never in doubt

>>150560443
>That's what she said
And yhis is what she said about your cue

>>150561249
Exactly. I don't know how anyone can deny the existence of gnelves when we have such clear footage of one.

>>150561016
>>150561170
Imagine the poor souls following this and heading over here to discuss some snooker only to blasted in the face with stuff like pic related. Imagine then staying and wondering why there's so many pictures of the lady refs in attics and barns, topless Morph's, Big Breakfast edits and hardened foot skin floating everywhere.

>>150561016
When was the last time we had a Norwegian flag?

>>150561016
>>150561170
Time for a rerun.

>>150561571
You forgot about lemons.

GWAN TOFU
GWAN SCOTTY

>>150562072
>You forgot about lemons.
My goodness I have.

>>150562457
And the Boys.

>>150562447
Both IN

GWAN KEN

>>150563553
Alas, he didn't do so wells.

The Pan American Snooker Open has started today from the >Aryan Snooker Club

https://www.youtube.com/live/Jxf_jDMwkEk?si=zgWeBjKxEC2MgNx6

>>150564232
>Aryan Snooker Club

>>150564232
Not gwanning any of them today. I checked their names and none sounded particularly funny.
But I'll watch, of course. Current stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXDOUB36FSo

Anna AMA when?

>>150564297
He flew back straight away after learning the club is ran by... eastern individuals

>>150565127
>I checked their names and none sounded particularly funny.
Well you're in luck, John Crucible (namesake of The Crucible) is playing in the 900 right now.

https://www.youtube.com/live/pNseiuEZI8g?si=mo50ioQHLYbDNXOX

>>150565721
Think the lap kitten edits have really scuffed our chances of this happening tbqhwy