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>>150270356

fuck a.nal

ANIME!

bokita

now THIS is a thread

macaco fio...
vc não tem vida seu macaco? 24/7 fazendo macaquice no chan

Green flag threads were a mistake

>>150302008 (OP)
There is more meat in a single tit of hers than in my entire torso.

>>150302121
green teams were a mistake

>>150302149
green supremacy

>>150302050
N

>>150302008 (OP)
That’s a man

For me, it's

>Cerro PUNTERO

How do you fix Olimpia
Also, anime

>>150302257
and our greatest allies and eternal friends

>Millos

>>150302272
you don't, you let them get relegated

> Diretoria do Fluminense aceita proposta do BTG Pactual para virar SAF. A oferta agora será levada à Assembleia Geral. Todos os sócios com mensalidade em dia poderão votar. O BTG propõe a criação de um fundo que terá torcedores tricolores ilustres como cotistas. Um deles seria André Esteves, o próprio dono do banco. O escolhido para ser CEO da SAF é Mário Bittencourt, que tem mandato como presidente do Fluminense até o fim deste ano.
I don't know anything about Fluminense but this smells like a scam

>>150302008 (OP)
sauce

With this 3-0 rikelmy has enough to last for another year

>>150302008 (OP)
baianos are so fucking ugly holy grim

anime

>>150302392
I love pokegirls

>>150302382
Baianos are hideous but I'd welcome a baiana wife with open arms.

COXA

>>150302329
Fake news btw

fuck a.nal

Saw a group of Alianza lima twisters and a single Rasin twister so far today

I was exoecting a 6x0 edition. This is ridiculous. I refuse to further post in this thread

>>150302984
We need to kill these Northeasterners.
they destroy everything they touch

>>150302272
I miss this manga like you wouldn't believe.

>>150302504
BASED

>>150302984
>no 6x0
>no bover
>no perro preso
>no neymar coringa
I fucking hate brazilians so goddamn much today

>>150302984
>Neymar loses 6-0
Monkey thinks someone cares about the fucking Vitória

>>150302984
>>150303268
create a new thread
all humans move there

The Igor Jesus bot started again

>>150302984
It was clearly a FlaPress initiative

What should be my new personality?

"Yo preciso de 2 o 3 Refuerzos de jerarquia, quien veo en Medio del ano no sierve, tengo amor por la ciudad y El club. Quiero vestiário privado"

>>150302392
I love Nessa so much its unreal

Last year they lost to Binter 7x1 and now 6x0 to fucking Bbbbbbbbasco is Prantos becoming the new Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbasco wtfffffffff

me being presented as new Santos DT this quinta feira (i didn't ask for refuerzos)

>>150303555
You sound retarded

Nigga im at a chan in 2025 at workin hours how could i not be retarded

>>150303720
>being paid to browse 4chin
yea that's me

>Blackest latinx country and Canonically represented by blacks (Pele, Vini Jr, Ronaldinho)
>Economically inferior to Puerto Rico, Uruguay, Chile, Costa Rica, Argentina, and Mexico
>Now garbage in football, mogged by Argentina. 6th in the world in world cups per capita, behind even france (Uruguay, Italy, Argentina, Germany, France are all superior)
>Less culturally relevant than Mexico, chicanos and argentina
>Mogged in nobel prizes by Argentina, Mexico, Chile, Colombia, Peru, Guatemala, and Costa Rica
>Mogged in olympic golds by fucking Cuba (all time), Argentina and others (per capita)
>Mogged in catholicism (0 popes despite having the most catholics of any country - Argentina had a pope, USA has a fucking pope and every serious catholic european country has had one, most of them dozens or more)
>all this despite being the biggest LATAM country by far
Why is brazil so painfully mediocre?
They're the biggest but they're literally NEVER the best at anything in latin america

>being paid to post beans
yea that's me

We the best at bundas

>retard good goys still think nobel prizes mean something.

thats why israel is still a thing.

>>150304050
thirdie dog cope

Fuck you German we imigrate there and will blacken your family

the new coach of Santos is...

COXA LÍDER, KRL

>>150304115
Neymar as player/coach

>>150304097
First ever proud black brazilian recorded in the wild.

pretty sure chickaner and trikaschizo kiss each other if they meet irl

>>150304003
y-you said... BUNDA???

>>150304138
if /copalib/ had 1% of the og capabilities of ancient 4chan there'd already be fanart of the two of them kissing and frotting

>>150304173
There was an Argie drawer here

>>150304173
that reminds me the galo v botafogo forbidden art.

It's over... end of an era...

>>150304242
it clearly says he'll play next WC

>>150304242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO9plSErRF0

>>150304259
if he does he's a fucking idiot

>>150304296
It's in his contract with FIFA

>>150304855
kkkkkk
culpa do zuniga.

>Bantos actually contacting Sampaoli

Serie B next year confirmed

you know what to do to avoid serie B.

White teams:
Santos
Corinthians
São Paulo
Vasco
Bragantino

Black Teams:
Atlético-MG
Botafogo
Ceará

Red Teams:
Flamengo
Internacional
Fluminense
Sport
Vitória


Blue Teams:
Grêmio
Cruzeiro
Bahia
Fortaleza

Green Teams:
Palmeiras
Juventude

Yellow Teams:
Mirassol

Which is your group?

wow just tasted this and it was the worst thing since the last time i had liver
also the bomb clogged how do i avoid that?
i asked the bitch from the store which bomb was the best with the cuia i got, turns out she sold me a bomba too big but somehow little piece of palos still go through
qrd on how to mate?

Is it true that US and Italy got better tomatoes? I always hated tomatoes because they taste like água de bunda

>>150305242
cover the mouth piece when putting the bombilla

>URY1
Cerro Largo - Danubio
Managers: Danielo Núñez - Juan Manuel Olivera
https://www.sofascore.com/football/match/cerro-largo-danubio/Dobsjak#id:14400339

Mauro Cezar: "A cena final é um teatro mambembe ridículo de alguém buscando protagonismo num momento que, como capitão do time, deveria amparar psicologicamente os mais jovens, como o goleiro, que tomou seis gols e é um jovem goleiro. Esse seria o papel do capitão: se aproximar dos jogadores mais novos e dar uma força, e não todas as câmeras se voltarem para ele. Aí começa aquela cena de choro e até o técnico adversário aproveitou a carona e foi lá, fez aquele mise-en-scène, né?."

>ARG1
Sarmiento - Atlético Tucumán
Managers: Facundo Sava - Lucas Pusineri
https://www.sofascore.com/football/match/sarmiento-atletico-tucuman/ILosNWq#id:14069426

>COL1
Junior - Bucaramanga
Managers: Alfredo Arias - Leonel Álvarez
https://www.sofascore.com/football/match/junior-barranquilla-atletico-bucaramanga/dxcsfxc#id:14115302

nu UwU's 3rd kit just dropped
based or cringe?
i think its kinda ugly, its over
i liked the old fluorescent one better, the brighter one

how much money would I need to survive in japan for a month?

>>150303555
Low IQ flanigger

>>150305537
10 mil palos

>>150305537
i spent 2.5k USD there, stayed 20 days, if you just wanna survive 1k should be enough.

>>150305536
or is it the same shade of yellow/green and im 'tarded?
idk guess ill wait until i see it under the sun

>>150302008 (OP)
Who is this macaquinha? GORDA

>>150305536
it's african tier

>>150305559
did you spend that much because you went somewhere expensive or what

>>150305536
VGH green marca texto

>>150305575
kek
its a Mamelodi Sundowns cosplay

>>150304969
I quoted him here
>>150303432
Those are his words

kyaaaaaa, its Juan Manuel senpai

Threadly reminder to ignore your coworkers
>>150305536
Shit tier, maligno, I'm sorry

>>150305590
>travelled with bullet train which is the most expensive way to travel there
>stayed in hotel instead of hostels
>ate out every single meal
>ate lots of red meat which is kinda expensive (not as expensive as in Argentina, food is quite cheap in Japan)
>in most of the tours and tourist sites, there was always some place, museum, or something similar that charged an entrance fee, and I always went.
I didn't waste money, but I certainly could have done a cheaper trip. And honestly, I don't regret it, best 20 days of my life. I'm thinking about visiting again in 2026, but this time staying like 3 months since i work remotely,

>ARG1
Sarmiento [1] - Atlético Tucumán 0

yiyos

prantos

>>150305639
>Shit tier, maligno, I'm sorry
its over

>>150305590
>>150305644
these fags spent 16k each in 15 days but stayed in good hotels
checking other videos the travel between Tokyo and Osaka is 2,5k janjas, damn
https://youtube.com/shorts/fvZUkr2AgHg?si=_1WJj0t3xh-6fLI6

I simply forgot about the existence of carne louca might make some tomorrow

>>150305536
Jesus Christ, what's going on with Adidas and Nike designers?

eu so queria uma dessas
é pedir muito?

>>150305727
It's ok, it's the 3rd kit, only oligofrenicos will buy it and it will rarely see use in matches

>>150305790
Essa é boa, mas deve esconder tatuagi

>>150305790
cara de professora chata de fundamental eca

>>150305536
cute hueona, does she have a pololo?

>>150305644
nice thanks anon, that's actually very helpful

>>150305536
nice of La U to make special tshirts for their aguateros

>>150305790
É. Larga o osso.

>>150305940
sorriso desses e eu nao queria mais nada

>>150306002
Nem todo mundo pode ter o que quer. Você precisa aprender a se contentar com o que tem.

>>150306002
Nice
Palmeiras>São paulo

>>150305958
You heard of burgerpunk, now get ready for choripunk.

>>150306027
entao ja era o sonho da minha bruna calderan waifu

Oh nonono pan lorenzo sisters NO

>>150306077
this is gonna remove the cheese slice from their breakfast/merienda and leave them with just mate cocido y un bollo de pan

>>150306077
san quiebrenzo

>ARG1
Sarmiento [2] - Atlético Tucumán 0

>>150306101
https://x.com/SC_ESPN/status/1957575525452464606
with audio
Mariano Closs is relatating btw

>>150306077
>have to pay a gazillion dollars
>ask for bankruptcy
>still have to pay a gazillion dollars

>>150306077
San Quiebrenzo
San Fundilenzo
San Bancarrotenzo
San Embarguenzo
San Deudorenzo
San Insolvenzo
San Ejecutorenzo
San Embolsenzo
San Deficitzenzo
San Quebradín
San Morosonzo

>>150306045
você pode ter uma gordinha gremista botijão de gás é pegar ou largar

>BRA1
Mirassol - Cruzeiro
Managers: Rafael Guanaes - Leonardo Jardim
https://www.sofascore.com/football/match/mirassol-cruzeiro/eOsHOi#id:13472901

>>150306162
when you ask for bankrupcy of a company you're asking for all their assets to be liquidated so you get some money
it's not gonna happen with argie law

>>150306186
forgive me god but I would

>>150306247
Oh so it was someone else that asked for bankruptcy, dang. Rip

>>150306186
eu ate beijaria mas me sentiria culpado dps

>>150306268
yeah it's a swiss company I think

wtf bros I thought we were cool

>BRA1
Mirassol 0 - Cruzeiro [1]
https://x.com/FPapobolei39909/status/1957580492158472631

>>150306338
deu green

>>150306338
>

>>150302504
>>150304121
WE'RE GETTING A 3RD SILVER STAR THIS YEAR COXA BROS

futemax is offline

Copalib! A high stakes game is about to start! SÉRIE D oitavas bring us the most waited for game: Santa Cruz x Altos! It's the game to watch! Can Santinha do it? Will Altos get a good result away? Who knows! Please do come watch!
>NOW
Santa Cruz x Altos
https://www.youtube.com/live/WCa4_I9hvjk

>>150306494
its working for me
futemax.place (the link on rentry.com/copalib) is redirecting to futemax.miami

all my streamlinks are offline for Mirassol match any help Benigno?

>>150306455
me with the blue shorts

>>150306535
https://cdn.livetv860.me/webplayer.php?t=ifr&c=2801009&lang=en&eid=290936227&lid=2801009&ci=93&si=1
https://jzo2.dbcast.live/IXb9-R__RotBldUSvy-gjA/1755587087/323830303a3135303a3134353a316331393a3a626162/ff400/playlist.m3u8?b=1

>>150306534
dot miami worked
thanks bro

>>150306520
What are odds for violence in this game?

se eu chegasse para essa mulher e falasse
>te dou 50 milhões de reais para vc casar cmg

Seria invalido? seria tipo comprar amor?

>COL1
Junior's missed penalty against Bucaramanga

>>150306603
It's the first game so I'd say pretty low
You'd be more likely to find violence in the live chat

>>150306650
Penalty foul

>>150306666
AMARIJA POR SIMULACION

>URY1
Cerro Largo [1] - Danubio 0

>>150306703
Nao Impedimento

Urukawai is now 14th with a 1-4-3

>>150306703
Cerro Largo is better than Santos
>>150306732
q eh isso?

>COL1
Junior 0 - Bucaramanga [1]

>>150306761
meu pau seu compromisso

>BRA4
Santa Cruz [1] - 0 Altos

>>150306621
Seria mentiroso porque tu es um pobretão

>ARG1
Sarmiento 2 - Atlético Tucumán [1]

>muzzu (san lorenzo youtuber) turned out to be gay as fuck
huh
and I though he was a virgin, but it turns out he likes to sentarse sobre el pinocho, as we say here.

NOBODY CARES

>>150306656
I meant the chat, I should have stressed that

>>150306930
I used to stalk his gf on facebook though

>ARG1
Sarmiento 2 - Atlético Tucumán [2]

>>150306946
she's not that bad

>>150306943
I care, this gives me hope as a lonely gay guy.
vamos boca, btw

>>150306958
Most lying lead does it again

>BRA2
Athletic - Criciúma
Managers: Rui Duarte - Eduardo Baptista
https://www.sofascore.com/football/match/athletic-club-criciuma/JOsAfMc#id:13616293

>ARG1
Talleres - San Martín
Managers: Carlos Tévez - Leandro Romagnoli
https://www.sofascore.com/football/match/san-martin-de-san-juan-talleres/kobsxfd#id:14069425

>>150307005
>Carlos Tévez - Leandro Romagnoli

>>150307005
>2 brasilians

>BRA2
Athletic 0 - Criciúma [1]

>>150307074
Walking down the street...
Criciwoman...

>>150306092
the síndico arriving to the scene will mean that not only will the cheese slice get removed but so will Moretti's head, arms and legs to be packed inside trash bags and dropped on the Rio de la Plata by a bunch of masked men with Colombian accents.

>>150307074
its me or this weekend we had tons of goals before 10'

>COL1
Junior [1] - Bucaramanga 1

>>150307118
Penalty foul

>BRA2
Criciúma's red card against Athletic

>start sending gordas gremistas to my friend
>he changes his telegram pfp to THIS
What the fuck did you do, give me back my fren

>>150307106
yeah
the whole week, even in Libertadores Botafogo scored 14~ seconds in

sir
a third penalty for Junior has been pitated

>>150307150
He headbutted the guy's shoe

>COL1
Bucaramanga's red card (second yellow) and penalty foul against Junior

A lot of pens and silly fouls tonight

>>150307275
>COL1
Junior [2] - Bucaramanga 1

>>150307221
BASED

>Athletic - Criciuma LIVETV stream exploded
>Desimpedidos isn't streamin it
maaaaan

>>150307308
more like rigged piece of shit betplay league.

>BRA1
Mirassol [1] - Cruzeiro 1

imagine being 40 and posting in /copalib/

>>150307485
I don't have to imagine it (why would I, just don't have to)

you are now imagining being 40 and posting in /copalib/

>>150307442
>>150307455
Golazo

>>150307485
>>150307510

>>150307221
where do you find gordas gremistas?

>>150307455
Negueba golazo

>>150307651
Nice marking

I'm watching an old ass spanish movie and I had to turn the volume up to 2000% to make out what they are saying and even then I can only understand about 79% of it

>>150307688
I had to get subtitles to understand eteronauta.

>>150307651
>Tevez's team
>Romagnoli's team

>>150307688
is it jamon jamon?

>>150307776
no, el espiritu de la colmena

gonna goon to penelope cruz in jamon jamon

Yeah right, "to penelope cruz"...

José Mourinho elogia Lucas Moura e manda recado para a torcida do São Paulo:

"Ele se dedica a tudo que ama e aquilo que ele sabe que tem responsabilidade. É o tipo de jogador que estando no grupo é e será sempre uma influência positiva. Podem ficar tranquilos em São Paulo que não vou tentar trazê-lo para a Europa. Não o quero na Europa (risos), só quero que ele seja feliz."

>>150307832
you can't prove otherwise

>>150307844
Would be fun if gayeres goes to la B

>>150307863
Check under your bed.

>BRA4
Santa Cruz 1 - [1] Altos

>>150307902
no, that's where the spiders live

>>150307915
Spiders aren't real, and if we were we wouldn't live under your bed with all those used cum tissues.

>>150307923
listen man, we had a deal, just eat the crickets and I'll keep a steady supply of tissues, don't overstep

>>150307910
Fuck, forgot to check the chat for this game, was it good?

Why are argies auschwitzing Once Caldas players? I thought we were friends

>>150307275
>>150307313
>los char pagando para que el burrior gane la liga antes de elecciones
un clasico

>>150308022
it's boca's revenge

>ARG1
Talleres' anulated goal (foul while attacking - shirt pull) against San Martín

>>150307275
He stepped on Junior player’s foot. CLEAR BENULDIE.

>>150308017
didn't see anything interesting beyond some náutico fans

>>150308036
Is that why they allowed them to train at Boca? Was it a siege all along?

won't somebody please think of the children???

>>150308074
yeah I mean it's like opening a kindergarden at padre Grassi's

>>150308080
>san petenzo Will become the first SAD in the history of Argentina

>>150308080
Muzzu sisters...not like this

>>150308080
nothing's gonna happen because muh clu e de lo socio so they can't go bankrupt, there's a law they made when racing stopped existing so it doesn't happen again

Finally got a gf(male), brehs

>>150308090
It’s like introducing a child to garavito

Flamengo just won the league

>>150308118
hey it's justin hawkins

https://x.com/leagueofi/status/1957592046396391635
>all these laisas in são paulo
Why so many anales there

Neymar lost.
He lost once and kept losing over and over.

>>150308200
>Senile Galvão Bueno
hell no

>>150308177
eu prefiro pic related
Qualquer uma das duas eu casaria

>>150308118
Gimme a name

>>150308118
Another perfectly hetero soccer thread

>>150305536
The skirt and the crossed legs create a strange optical illusion at first glance whereby the legs look way too short for the torso
Honestly flourescent highlighter colours are way overdone lately so I say cringe, and from a person born in trudeaunia, that's saying something

>>150308118
>>150307832

mas trolo no había?

Wanderlei Luxemburgo: 4 titulos brasileiros e 1 copa do Brasil :O

Chadval: 1 Libertadores, 3 Copa do Brasil, Recopa
:/

>>150308302
Um tem pojeto, o outro é ignorado na rodinha

>>150308302
One of the was a hack

>>150308302
CHAD

>>150308172
Agiotagem

Luxemburgo vive de prestigio de titulos há 30 anos atrás

Mas o Dorival que ganhou tudo nos ultimos 4 anos é ruim

>>150308283
mas trolo seria uruguayo

>>150308177
Neymar banged prime Emilia. He won more than most men that ever lived.

2020/2021 Palmeiras backbone was made by Luxemburgo btw, most of those young players wouldn't even have a chance to begging with if was Abel was there from the start.

>>150308329
>>150308365
Pofexô can freely say "voxe tem que ter a pica dura" em plena tv aberta, can cuckval say the same?

>>150308461
kek
Além disso ele se livrou de uma CPI por fazer sexo com a secretária

O Neymar na entrevista pós jogo estava com 7 brincos

Aí eu te pergunto: vc colocaria 7 brincos após seu time levar 6x0 do Vasco?

>>150306077
i would feel pity for if they weren't the worst, most amargo fanbase in argentina besides boca

>>150308511
The madman just did it now, live, at that band program with senile Galvão
"VOXE TEM Q TER A PICA DURAÇA"

>>150308621
my stream travated

I just thought of this: do you guys think that, among every single bet made, in every single betting service, there was a single person betting that Vasco would beat Santos 6x0? makes me wonder how much money someone would make with that

>>150308634
Ask the criminal Bruno Henrique

>>150308439
ELA TEM TATUAGEM

>>150308610
>implying platensefags aren't doble camiseta

Anal not beating são paulo was a colombianada similar to that crazy match against racing one or two years ago. They have players that play for seleção tricolor, players that are probably top 5 in south America, yet they travel to são paulo to make history, beating a Brazilian team in Brazil

>>150308666
Based pofexô

>>150308673
why are you twisting for A nal to beat Sao Paulo?

>>150308666
>six six six the number of the beats
What is he saying about the ego? I can’t understand when that guy shoo him

>2 Libertadores
>3 Brasileirão
>1 Copa do Brasil
Marcos Rocha is bigger than Atletico Mineiro, Bostafogo, Fluminense, Vasco etc.

>>150308731
Colombian footie needs another copa. I’m sick of these bottlers already. Just want them to win something

>>150308738
"Eu tenho a pika dura"

>>150308738
"Neymar has to fight his ego, stop thinking he is the thick dicked one- oops! Cant say that on live tv"

what does he do?

>>150308666
KEK

who taught twainkaner/igorjesusposter how to use python? this is gonna end up bad

>>150308962
you can just tell chatgpt to write you a speech

>>150308971
I mean a script, damn I need to go to bed

>Luiz Henrique Soares Firmino
>commonly known as Negueba
????

>>150308873
I agree with him. He got too cocky with those goals to juventude
>>150308775
Hhhehe

>>150308985
He is black. His friends wanted him to remember that at all times so they nicknamed him like that

The guy posting messi is also chikaner

O "gato" na água do Vasco refere-se a uma ligação clandestina para o fornecimento de água, uma prática ilegal conhecida como "gato". Recentemente, o presidente do Vasco, Pedrinho, revelou que o clube tinha ligações clandestinas de água e luz em uma de suas sedes, o que resultou em um aumento nas despesas, segundo ele conforme noticiado pelo GE e pelo jornal Correio24Horas. Essas ligações ilegais foram descobertas e o clube está agora regularizando a situação, incluindo o pagamento de dívidas

>>150309043
I thought the Ngubu thing was just a meme
Is that how you call them over there?
>Guilherme Ferreira Pinto (born 7 April 1992), known as Guilherme Negueba or simply Negueba

I taught python to him

>>150309154
There are many nicknames to say a guy is black
grafite's name isnt grafite

"Sempre digo, lá em Brasília, que não sou representante do povo. Sou representante do Vasco. Não prometi água, habitação, luz, nada. Só defender o Vasco. Meu voto é na emoção, mas aliado à competência", dizia Eurico Miranda enquanto deputado eleito.

>>150309121
Gato mentioned

>>150302008 (OP)
I like brazilian soccer now

>>150308993
Everybody now

>>150308659
you say everyone besides the big 5 are doble camiseta

| Lesões em gramado sintético nos últimos anos no Brasileirão:

2023
- Ferraresi — LCA rompido (Allianz Parque)
- Rafinha — Entorse ligamentar (Allianz Parque)
- Galoppo — LCA rompido (Allianz Parque)
- Wellington — Ruptura do ligamento do tornozelo (Allianz Parque)
- Lucas Moura — Estiramento posterior da coxa (Allianz Parque)
- Dudu — LCA rompido + lesão de menisco (Allianz Parque)
- Rafael — Lesão grave no joelho (Nilton Santos)

2025
- Lucas Moura — Lesão de painel (Allianz Parque)
- Calleri — LCA rompido (Nilton Santos)
- Hugo (U20) — LCA rompido (Pacaembu)
- Villasanti — LCA rompido (Arena MRV)

>>150309198
is Cacau also named like that because he is black?

>>150309425
Yes.

>>150309425
I think it is because of his name claudemir

>>150308739
We have 2 thoughbeit

You now remember cafezinho (and romario fighting cafezinho)

>>150309602
For me? It's names like sombra and petróleo

>>150309624
>petroleo
no way lmao

>>150309636
This stuff is becoming less common for obvious reasons but we still have a few

>>150309636
There's also bruma, but it's more "offensive" in Portugal's pt, yet still acceptable

>Cuando todo parecía que el partido se disputaría, la delegación argentina se retiró de la Arena Roberto Durán señalando que no se podía disputar el partido y según Guillermo Pineda de COS, señalaron que la decisión había tomado entre entre ambos quintetos.
Someone has been weirdly silent about this

Oh, and let's not forget the multiple and ubiquitous "escurinhos"

>>150309695
Also júnior negão and somália

And feijão
And jefferson feijão

>ABC Futebol Clube
>The name ABC is given in honour of the pact of fraternal friendship which was diplomatically supported by three countries: Argentina, Brazil, and Chile, called the ABC Pact, whose letters refer to the initials of the three countries
lmao no way this is real
do you also have a XYZ futebol clube?

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nacional_Fast_Clube
>The group then decided to consult teacher Carlos Mesquita to suggest a name beginning with the letter F to differentiate itself from the old club. Thus, the English-speaking teacher christened the club the term "Fast", making an analogy to the speed and dexterity that the players who founded the new football association had on the pitch
lmao

Brazil won the globl jam

Bros Im 187cm with bright blue eyes and blonde hair. Is this even good enough to get noticed at all by Gordas?

I only watch asmr with big tits, chestlets are not relaxing enough

Gabigol
Bernard Alegria nas Pernas
Hulk

>>150310366
Baseadinho

I could listen to a Colombian woman speaking all day, what a lovely accent

>brown people spanish
>lovely

Colombians are black not brown.

Kaio Jorge, Endrick, Vini Jr

O trio do Hexa

MELHORES COMENTARISTAS NA ATUALIDADE

Roger Flores
Grafite
Ana Thais Matos
Carlos Eduardo Lino
Carlos Mansur
Sérgio Xavier

that NE faggot still exists
waiting for something done by straight humans

Fluminense shall win tonight.

>>150310402
Give me an example

>>150311726
>>150311726
I like rafael oliveira

Morning lads

anyone else anxious for the contra cheque

how the really sharp knife looked at my wrist this morning

Velez perder pro Flu? nem a pau

Imagine

Is that bullshit between milica and angel avid true? did our lad really debutated?

Nerman is my ideology

bom chia copalib

>>150312141
Ele foi cirúrgico, tá?

>>150312058
Literally the broly meme

>>150312204
perro palo escura

>>150312058
What's it like to fuck a woman with a big butt?

>>150312251
like getting a direct connection to God
You're witnessing his greatest creation

today huracan plays
surely we'll do better now that matko is back

>>150312267
Anulo mufa

>>150312141
Hi cazuza

>>150312251
If she is on her 4s you get to see the thing bounce and this is appealing for some of us.

>>150312251
Smelly.

>>150312277
not mufa because i just said we'll do better not WE'LL WIN AND CRUSH THEM LIKE ANTS

>>150312373
don't worry bro once caldas trained in mufa predio so they will choke hard

>>150311889
Done deal. Botafogo, on the other hand...
Also, they should rename fluminense to something Colombian at this rate
>>150311685
Don't forget PH as lateral, o maior lateral do campeonato

>>150312389
>Don't forget PH as lateral, o maior lateral do campeonato
BASED

Kleberson started in a world cup final.

>>150312382
senpaiília em primeiro lugar, tá certo ele

Rewatching 2002 games Brazil player very abhorrent football and basically won games in one or two individual plays everytime
I think the most offensive game was the final
Funniest thing is people act like this was joga bonito

I need to buy an air duster for my PC

Ah and this guy (RIP) played a world cup semifinal

>>150312412
The matches were all during the madrugada. Nobody watched it

>>150312422
Many brazilians got up to watch it actually, some games happened at 6, 6:30 am, so some people were already up by them. Let's not forget that some schools and workplaces would work different hours in order to accommodate for the fact that people were watching the game

I love women

>>150312395
Já era o melhor LD do rio de janeiro há um tempo, eu achava que talvez tivesse alguém mais experiente ou cascudo em algum outro clube, mas não...

>>150312444
Me too, anon

>>150312462
Good eye

XAUDGOD

>>150312510
Grêbbbio, Chupaulo, Curintia, Jahiabros.... WE FEASTING

>>150312510
which country is getting kicked out of direct qualifying lmao

Quando você para pra pensar o São Paulo é o time mais sem tradição entre os times brasileiros com 3 libertadores
Tudo aconteceu com o SP entre 92 e 94 e 2005/06
Depois disso acho que tem mais eliminações na pré do que semifinais, quando chegou em
2016 levou um baile do A. Nal
Isso são fatos

>>150312510
Just reduce to 5 and you dont need to negotiate

>>150312533
yeah yeah but how many mundiais does Palmeme have tho

>>150312533
Also thr only one to be relegated in a state league

Eu trikaschizo SEMPRE FALEI e deixo registrado mais uma vez que a copa de 2002 foi comprada
o Brasil fez 1 jogo dificil, o resto foi tudo porque teve a máfia do apito que eliminou a itália e a argentina

Ronaldo, roberto carlos, Rivaldo e Ronaldinho ganharam contrato vitalicio com a Nike para perder a copa de 1998 e ganhar a de 2002

Sao Paulo tem
1, 2, 3, 4, 5 e 6 finais de libertadores

Infelizmente perdemos 3.

>>150312602
Now count how many World Cups were given to other countries in which Brazil was the best team. We should be fighting for O OCTA right now

>argentina lost to rd congo, finland amd england in 2002 because of referees
You learn a new thing each day

>>150312533
São Paulo are tied with Palmeiras as the two Brazilian clubs with most Libertadores finals played. Flamengo are at the bottom of the tricampeões with only four finals played. Of course you can argue that 5/6 of the finals were played in the early 90s and mid to late 2000s stints, but Palmeiras and Flamengo too played most of their finals in the same time periods, Flamengo once again being the worst offenders. Grêmio were the most consistent over the decades from the 80s onwards.

But the truth, even though some people are adamantly opposed to, is that no Brazilian club is traditional in the Libertadores or in South America in general. We didn't care until very recently, qualifying in Brazil was historically harder so we couldn't have our Nacionales, Olimpias and Bovers playing virtually every year, and all of our most successful clubs (except for Grêmio) owe most of their success largely to successful stints.

Palmeiras success is thank to COVID btw

Sanpaoli demands JERARQUIA

>>150312646
Refuerzos

I don’t trust santistas, is this a normal behavior in Brazil?

Corinthians gasto total com Memphis Depay: 260 milhões

Vale a pena?

XAUD = GOD
XAUD = GOD
XAUD = GOD
XAUD = GOD

Santos better have those refuerzos
Or else...

If I watch Looney Tunes in Japanese dub, does it make it anime?

>>150312657
Yes, don't you remember the "ratazana da vila" posts?
>>150312680
He's VASCO, as long as he saves VASCO I'm ok with him

>>150312680
Is his name really Samir Chud?

>>150312680
i wouldn't mind us exchanging 1 direct to group spot for 2 pre-group spots so that my dogshit team has a slightly higher chance of getting in there

>>150312703
Are you a Rojo fan?

>>150312692
I do

>>150312703
I just want less Brazilians in the Libertadores. I have macaco fatigue.

>>150312680
So bye bye miss american pie
Drove the chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

>>150312717
the club or the player? either way the answer is no

Let's cut to the chase: you're just black and ashamed of it.

>>150312657
I trust them.

>his club uses cylinder balloons because they don’t want to be associated with El globo
>they will be forced to declare bankruptcy in a few hours or this week most likely

Vamos girasol!

>>150312776
https://youtu.be/qoe4IruSpKI?feature=shared

Libertadores should be split into Copa Hispanica and Copa Lusitana

>>150312789
We already have Copa Lusitana and it fucking sucks.

I have been watched it for 30 years and my pains still havent been freed

>>150312775
san lorenzo will NOT declare bankrupcy, they will either be bailed out by someone or come up with some legal shit to avoid it

>>150312837
Judicial recovery? A 80 year plan to pay it all without interest as long as they sell the stadium and use huracans stadium instead

Copa Bolsonaro should be split into 5 Regionais
Copa Milei should be Hispanic only

Winner from each face other in the SuperCopa MileiBolsonaro Final

>>150312843
>as long as they sell the stadium
not gonna happen
nothing ever happens

>>150312849
>Copa Bolsonaro
The prison cup?

>>150312775
Don't San Lorenzo fans feel a bit embarrassed about much they define themselves by their rivals? Their main nickname is ciclon just to one-up huracan, it's kinda embarrassing
Is this what losing your cancha to carrefour and being forced to abandon your original town does to you?

>>150312857
That's Copa PT

>>150312862
Ronaldinho played the prison cup and he was a bolsonaro voter

>>150312837
How the fuck does San Silencio manage to be in this position?

>>150312849
Every region that isn't called Sudeste is pathetically bad at football and their regionais will be shit. Imagine being a Grêmio or Inter fan and you're stuck playing against Operário-PR and Chapecoense while the other 10 grandes have fun without you.

Libertadores should be split into copa.machado, copa borges and copa gabo.
Teams in copa machado dont know for sure who qualifies at the end

>>150312849
>>150312894
Lads lads hear me out

What about Copa Libertadores with Modulo Verde, Modulo Laranja or or Copa de Ouro and Copa de Plata

>>150312907
Copa Libertadores with no Brazilians

>>150312861
Kek, it is a stupid situation to be in considering that Buracán hasn’t won shit since amateurismo and that they won the libertadores not so long ago.

The man can’t stop winning

>>150313001
KEK

The duality of a chorolado

>>150312890
corruption
the dirigentes would take bribes to sell players for very cheap and hire literal whos who have no place in san lorenzo, for example they hired a 27 year old uruguayan who was playing in la B in dinoland to play in reserves

>>150312947
Yes, I'd get it if it was a rivalry on the level of independiente - racing or boca - river but it's not even close
EdlP and velez don't act like this and they are both in a similar situation, very successful teams with mediocre rivals

>>150313013
Ele malha na bibliocheca

Taça de Portugal and Copa del Rey are unified into the Copa Opresores de América. The semi-finalists play the Copa Conquista de América (Apertura) against the Copa Libertadores de América semi-finalists. Then the 16 best clubs from both competitions qualify for the Copa Reconquista de América (clausura) that is played in a single turn round-robin system. Winners of the Conquista and Reconquista finally play the Copa Braganza in a single final.
Simple, straight-forward and engaging.

>>150313013
giant head

>>150312679
ta barato ainda
>>150312682
mas o santos já é um dos que mais contratou esse ano...

>>150312602
A coisa mais engraçada das organizadas é a luta contra o """"nazismo""" sendo que não existe partido ou grupo organizado algum nesse sentido, talvez um ou outro Zé ruela, fascismo até vai já que é um termo amplo deturpado pelos canhotos, os caras estão combatendo fantasmas

The good part is that Neymar can still have fun on his customized batmobile

>>150312907
Go on...

noche amarga no Morumbas hoje

>>150313115
Deus nao fez as mulheres para elas ficarem postando fotos semi nuas na internet em troca de like e ou dinheiro

Let's settle once and for all

Trava lindo o mujer fea?

>>150313115
10/10

>>150313143
whichever doesn't tem tatuagem

>>150313143
Depends.

Vasco bros, maybe someone should plan to kidnap Podrinho again after the good results. Maybe that's the secret.

Why do I have to choose? I have the money to fuck whatever phenotype I want

>>150313143
Give me examples

>>150313191
Nice gonna send in family whats group thanks

Don't tell me you have your coworkers added on your Instagram account, right?

>>150313143
Tough questions

>>150313001
Posturado e calmo

give my nigga Saint Paoli his refuerzos and no one gets hurt

>>150313081
>lying on the internet AGAIN

>>150313231
of course not lol
I did check out some of the hot ones on facebook

>>150313086
Who would think two face would have a batmobile

>>150313253
the gas is to pressurized for the flame to go back in, that won't blow up

>>150313138
He literally made the first one fully naked
She didnt dress for a long time

>>150313081
isso aqui sempre me fez rir

You are pelé, it’s the year 1958. You just won the WC and you become a Brazilian superstar, you are back in brazil. What do you do next?

>>150313267
delet this

>>150313267
Try that at home

>>150313277
I don't use garrafas

>>150313272
Twist for VASCO, of course.

>>150313272
I fuck Xuxa in ass

>>150313272
Fuck Xuxa

pq os boomers choram pelo Pelé?
Pq ficam falando q ele é deus a cada 5 min?

>>150313191
>things that never happened

You have to be at least 18 to post here.

>>150313270
Till lindemann supports sao paulo?

>>150313272
As the song goes
If i were pelé i would live like diego

>>150313300
>>150313304
But xuxa was born in 1963
>>150313291
Would you aim for copa libertadores?

Acting on your worst behaviour
Turn your back and let some gas out
Everybody wants to eat the beans

>>150313355
No, fuck libertadores

>>150313355
Fuck Xuxa's mom

>>150313272
fuck a pibe in the ass

Anales sissies, you are gonna get fucked at morumbi

>>150313371
>ramen
>is just cabellos de angel with broth
lol

>>150313371
>Babymetal almohada
kek

>>150313357
is that TFF?

>>150313272
Tell people not to trust general amaury kruel

I hope the next OP address the questions of the moment like boca finally winning or neymar losing 6x0

>>150313547
Those are old news

>>150313547
I'm sorry but there are more pressing issues

>>150313371
Disgusting place

Volumes

>>150313699
>BronzeageVASCO
We're everywhere

>>150313369
When did São Paulo become the BLM anti-fascist MLK club again? All my life I heard they were the elitist evil white rich kid club from sampa. What the fuck happened?

>>150313253
How's that thing called in English, never heard it
>brainletjack.jpeg

>>150313547
Neymar losing 6x0? jeez get some ACTUAL news gramps

>>150313880
A propane tank?

>>150313699
>unico y detergente

Why is his head so big?

>>150313912
Closest I can think of, isn't too small for that?
>>150313918
This
>TC pfp
>jew age pervert reference
>I totally have a life hehe

>>150313880
Indians call these gas cylinders. Not sure about other English-speaking countries.

>>150313244
Is this a dude?

>>150313949
he works out at the library

Have some freshly baked chipa lads

>>150314089

>>150314097
don't bake early I was going to make a very important thread

vamos Junior

>>150314135
tiburon moment

>>150314135
tiburon banana

>>150313369
>I will murder whoever I want but I would never ever ever use the nword

>>150313369
uh copalib told me that a.nal were the bad guys, what is this?

I'm Kurt Cobain and I did not kill myself I'm actually living in Brazil.

Let's be real: you're just black and ashamed of it.

Se vc nao casaria com essa aqui e faria 10 filhos nela, vc é viado, corno, sofreu lavagem cerebral e provavelmente já fez sexo sentado