Thread 150302542

THE FIRST MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL OF THE SEASON

KICK OFF: 8PM UK

LEEDS: Perri; Bogle, Rodon, Struijk, Gudmundsson; Ampadu (c), Tanaka, Stach; James, Gnonto; Piroe.
>SUBSTITUTES: Darlow, Byram, Bornauw, Longstaff, Gruev, Aaronson, Ramazani, Harrison, Nmecha.

EVERTON: Pickford; O'Brien, Keane, Tarkowski (c); Garner, Gana Gueye, Dewsbury-Hall, Alcaraz, Iroegbunam; Ndiaye, Beto
>SUBSTITUTES: Travers, Tyrer, McNeil, Barry, Chermiti, Grealish, Coleman, Armstrong, Onyango.

>>150302542 (OP)
Anime

you lads reckon this going to be the 3rd slurper of the week?

MOT lads

one of these teams are going down alongside west ham
WHO WILL IT BE

>>150302663
why is a bloke from Leeds in Uganda

>>150302708
leeds, everton have proven they are just too large to go down.

>>150302557
>anime
kys srsly

sausage baps for din dins

>>150302743
we get around

>>150302663
do you know kung fu?

>40 more years of toil
i can't fucking do this anymore lads

>>150302759
>leeds/brentford
>westham
>burnley
decent

>>150302708
In every season they've been promoted Leeds have stayed up

>gruev on the bench
I hope leeds lose

>>150302923
top stat

>>150302542 (OP)
How is Stach?

4k Stream ready
webm making ready

>>150302663
>"MOT lads" likely refers to individuals who work in the automotive industry, specifically those involved in conducting MOT (Ministry of Transport) tests, or those who are known for working on cars in general, especially in the context of Leeds United football club. The term is a slang usage in this context.
idgi

We (Yes, we) are going to destroy dem Moyes boys.

>>150302542 (OP)
and I'm just supposed to guess what channel it's on?

>>150302950
tall

>>150303003
Marching on Together you daft twat.

>>150303012
You must be using a device that types for you, you're clearly blind.

What ever happened to Everton legend Sigurdson?

How the fuck is Carlos Alcaraz playing for Everton and in the tennis final at the same time tonight?

>>150302987
if anyone leaks my 4k stream I will end them

>>150303028
bit fruity is watching tennis

>>150302987
Which one are you using?

>>150303026
got out of bed on the wrong side this morning didn't you

>>150303026
and I should just inherently know to scour top to bottom the OP image? Hgpj2

>>150303052
I don't like unfunny cunts like you.

>>150303048
vipbox. pw

>>150303069
Same goes for >>150303065 too.

Leeds Leeds Leeds MOT

>>150303084
*stuffs you in a locker*
you don't have to like me, but you WILL respect me

>>150303079
wow, rude

*bangs on the locker in an intimidating fashion*

willie gnonto me favourite lil nigga

who are the bad guys

>>150302812
You the Uganda /rug/ fan as well?

Rooting for my lil nigga Gnoto

just smoked a fat spliff in preparation for the match

>>150303145
Always Neverton (except when playing Liverpool)

Beto will bully Leeds

>>150303147
yes mate
fuck all championship threads last few years

anyone been to leeds? ive never even heard of someone going there

>>150303162
my father in law went on a work trip once
only talked about going somewhere out of town to eat sticky toffee pudding

utft

>>150303162
cant say I have

>>150303162
Dan James went there

Will we get the whole Russell Westbrook, TJ McConnell and Larry Nance Jr sightings?

>>150303162
I’m from there

>>150303162
saw a tramp sucking off another tramp round the back of the corn exchange/kirkgate market once

Staring three W*lshmen. Going straight back down desu.

>>150303162
I'll go to white rose shopping centre but apart from that I aint going into the city, full of right scruffs

>>150303201
what did the mirror look like?

had a co worker from leeds once

>>150303195
and whats it like?

BOOOOOOOO

Will Neverton do better this time or still be shit?

>>150303162
nicked a tie from the primark there once

JOTA'S IN A BOX

Who cares about those low tier teams?

did they start clapping the first whistle? smartest northerners i suppose

>>150303233
I do

>multimillionaire drives his lamborgini like a mug and dies, kills his brother
not really bothered

>>150303216
It used to be quite nice and underrated but it’s gone to the dogs like everywhere else in this god forsaken country
Still love it like but it’s mainly nostalgia/hometown pride

None of you would remember him but

There used to be a legendary poster called 190cm master race

He ran this board with an iron fist

..Yh

Have to say

He was great

>>150303233
White people

>>150303224
how long until "Booing" the players is banned? Next season is my bet.

Leeds is a red bull club?

>>150303233
i heard you have rolling blackouts because of the heat
wouldnt talk about others being low tier

do they still kneel

>>150303250
heard he touched up his niece

>>150303262
They will at some point

Our new keeper is balding
It’s over. Bring back meslier please

>>150303262
No and as a result there was a racist incident in the very first match of the season

>>150303309
how convenient

>>150303307
no refunds

Do Lelds have any chance of staying up?

i dont think energy drinks for various reasons but lets say there was some hypothetical where i had to pick one i probably would go with red bull it feels like the default standard one
monster ultra has some meme appeal but not enough i would think

>>150303307
>Bring back meslier please
i will shoot myself if that weak french sack of wank ever starts a PL game

>>150303261
It’s actually brutal 40c it peaked to 45c a days ago but we are big on AC here so it’s not a huge problem, also I’ll take this heat over the UK weather desu

>>150303320
Yes

>>150303325
Monster looks like the definition of slop

haven't jerked off for 1 week

>>150303325
The white monster is sugar free

>>150303325
is full throttle still around

Leeds scum

>>150303348
I'm on week 3

>>150303320
Yes if West Ham or similar fall apart in hilarious fashion.

>>150303360
Rent free, like you in your parents box room

I have a chance of a /mug/-chelshit ticket at old trafford next month

should I go?

>>150303348
>>150303364
bruh, giving ball cancer a chance there

>>150303162
I think lots of the Brits that come here on holiday, get drunk and get arrested are from Leeds

Who was that American who used to play for Leeds a few seasons back

Everton literally time wasting from goal kicks at 0-0 against a newly promoted side lmao what the fuck is their problem?

>>150303325
Just drink coffee and use fucktons of sugar to mimic energy drink's effect.

>>150303395
McKennie

>>150303380
Only if you start screaming racist shit at the very start of the game. Then get arrested and cause a diplomatic incident

>>150303378
Let's see how long it takes you mutants to sing a Man United song

>>150303395
>>150303403
You could also mean aaronson who is still with us and on the bench today

>>150303403
Nah he was white and looked like Harry Wilson

>>150303392
that sounds likely although ive only been to porto and some nearby day trip places and didnt see much of that

>>150303392
Fake news, we're the ones that get drunk and fall to our deaths from balconies

>>150303416
Yeah that's him, glad to see he's still around

>>150303398
Entire line-up reeks of fear. Actual stupidity from
>Moyes

>>150303395
tyler adams?

>>150303398
Weathering the storm

>>150303162
I've been a couple times, it's not as grim as you might think

Lads
How do normies have the energy to deal with gf’s

pickford???????????

these scouse freaks are getting battered

Moyes faithful, this isnt looking good.

>>150303458
>having energy

Leeds obviously gonna win this 3-0

>>150303458
how do you mean?
t.have wife and son

our left side is kinda shit

I have seen enough. The blueshite are going down.

>>150303490
with wife and kids you just learn to survive on no energy

I genuinely do not know what the tactical plan is from Everton here lmao. I’ve never seen more of a whimpering performance

So it turns out that Delia Smith was limiting Farke's PL ability.

>>150303516
Weather Leeds down while they are full of "we are back" enthusiasm.

please henderson instead of pickford if youre reading this thread (and i know you do) tuchel

>>150303514
depends, my son is great and sleeps super well so we are rested just fine
he's only 5 months so it could get much worse soon lol, he's gonna get teeth and crawl in a bit then it'll get real tough

Everton has yet to complete a pass on Leeds' half.

>>150303527
the first 6 months are a joke compared to the next 2 years, and one kid is a walk in the park compared to more lol

MOYES OUT
BIG SAM RESCUE MISSION IS A GO

>>150303529
bring on super jack

jordan pickford shorts so tight
jordan picford sodomite

>>150303527
You have 3 years of worry ahead of you when he learns to walk. They're incessantly doing stupid, dangerous shit and running around getting on your nerves. You'll age a decade. Good luck.

Actually Leeds fans are soul

>>150303537
>BIG SAM RESCUE MISSION IS A GO
For which club

Everton's a second half team :)

tanaka reminds me of pes 2011 legend shimizu

Wouldn't mind if Leeds stay up and Brentford or Everton go down

>>150303525
Nah that’s such outdated stuff prehistoric “yer da” level thinking
If they just played on the front foot the first 5 minutes they’d have already quietened the crowd and shrank Leeds confidence instead they’ve just let them grow into the game. Everton have offered nothing

Don’t get too excited leeds pussypoi

>>150303553
>shimizu
Too small and easily dispossessed to get into my squad. For me? It's gotta be Orlando baby

>>150303554
the way brentford played against forest showed just royally fucked they are this season

>>150303536
From reading this thread you appear to be a Leeds lad breeding Ugandan women
Can’t tell if this is based or cringe but I don’t like it please stop

Leeds need to take their chances

>>150303554
any of burnley, wolves, west ham, everton or sunderland going down is fine with me

>>150303589
Burnley are down already

>>150303411
all that for half a stack idk
I have it it's just is this a justified expense? I'm a neutral dgaf who wins but *could* witness a /mug/ live at a crumbling stadium

>>150303582
have no fear, my wife is white and ive never sexed a black woman

>>150303576
you were supposed to change him position

>>150303603
>Brentford
>Burnley
>West Ham

>>150303607
That’s better. What are you doing in Uganda?

>>150303411
would love a yank customer to racially abuse a player then scream about the first ammendment to the Met lol

Tanaka is so fucking cute bros I’m watching this match with raging boner

Even on the bench Grealish is already thriving.

Grealish pointing out the fit birds in the stands to his fellow subs

leeds looking the better side so far it has to be said

>>150303634
absolute haram

Grealish has a hip flask in his substitute bib

>>150303640
>fit birds
>Leeds

Why the fuck am I watching Monday night >moyes ball

>>150303659
Leeds is a university town. It has quite a few fit birds as a result, however none of them go to the footy.

>>150303659
You were saying?

That was a yellow. Refball.

>>150303430
Porto is the wrong half of the country for that. Got to go down to the Algarve, it's an epidemic

at what age did you stop playinf football and why

>>150303668
did you have to scan your passport to search that?

LONGU SHOTOOOOOO

>>150303697
17, switched to ice hockey

>>150303697
around 28 cos all my friends lost interest too.

You should get carded for time wasting if you take a shot from outside the box and it misses the goal by that much

Where the fuck are the goals from Everton gonna come from. I don't see Beto scoring 10-12 goals

>>150303723
didnt they bring in some new young french ngubu or something

>>150303705
by playing I mean in the academy pursuing your dream of becoming a footballer

>>150303697
18, with the move to university

VAR?

>>150303738
there is very little dreaming in england more dulling

>>150303697
15, got laid

>>150303723
Grealish dives

>>150303723
Grealish

>>150303738
Oh. You do realise that's a really small proportion of the population?

>>150303697
17 got an acl injury after I got an offer from one of the big clubs here I wanted to kms

>Leeds gas themselves out and Everton score a scrappy late winner
Can see it happening a mile off

So wheres the cutting edge gonna come from Leeds because Im not seeing the final finish

Having Pickford as your GK must be a trip

>>150303774
It's the best job in the world for a man, every non spastic kid should try and give it a go. It's not a skill you're born with anyway

>>150303854
You're sadly right.

ive seen enough relegate them both

>>150303862
I think enough time has passed where I actually like his antics.

Ref having a disaster class

kinda miss doucouré 2bh

Leeds United v Jordan Pickford

>>150303862
Very disappointed this wasn't Meslier v Pickford

Feels like it’s been ages since Everton had an exciting star in their squad

>>150303543
ye i'm aware, just hope to avoid serious injury, my youngest nephew has already busted his nose [2x] and leg because of his brothers lol

>RW Essen 0 0 Dortmund
>Leeds 0 0 Everton
Ngl, this semen slurping sport might not be for me

>>150303697
14, heart arrhythmias

Hope RB Leedzig go down. That sponsor is offensive.

How did Everton become such a meme club anyways?

>>150303825
but do you remember james deen

At least Leeds matches will be fun to watch. They aren't playing ultra defence.

>>150303865
Yeah but even still the academies take in a few dozen players a year and there's fucking 100k kids in each city who want in. It's not something the average cunt has experience of.

didnt brexit dyche supposedly got the sack because everton werent playing attacking football?

>>150303697
Leeds came to my primary school to look for talent and I wasn't picked to even try. Even then I knew that not only was it over, it never even began

>>150303947
haven't won a trophy since 1995

2 proper shit teams out there wasting 100 minutes of everyone's time

>>150303919
>ye i'm aware, just hope to avoid serious injury, my youngest nephew has already busted his nose [2x] and leg because of his brothers lol
lmao based
When I was 14 years old I did a wrestling move on my 4 year old nephew and nearly broke his neck. Will never forget the look on my dad's face. He absolutely shit it. Just keep the stupid older kids away from yours, should be fine.

what happened moyes

qrd on leeds
weren't they a big team in the 1600s or whatever? what happened to them?

>>150303916
Their backline is well known and really solid, but yeah they didn't have any star attackers except for DCL who can't replicate his form under Ancelotti ever again.

>>150303967
I already went golfing this morning, this is exactly what I want. Hopefully the second half puts me to sleep.

>>150303988
Bad money

And why are Everton supporters such insane retards?

>>150303988
they are so back

>>150303988
They saw Blackburn spend shitloads of money and win a league title so they tried the same thing and went bankrupt. They've been shit ever since.

>>150303862
He's box office

>>150303854
If Meslier was still starting Everton scoring with their first shot on target would've been a certainty

>>150303988
lost to sunderCHADS in the 73 FA final

>>150303988
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doing_a_Leeds

>>150304004
the curse of being born scouse

>>150303988
The club operated on the belief that they would get Champions League football forever.

>>150304004
saw a kid wearing an everton shirt at our club meeting yesterday
like what drives a 10yo to do that lmao

>AV vs NU
>Chelsea vs Palace
>Ars vs MU
>Now this
Americans are right about this sport

They don't make them like Yeboah any more

ngl lads i did kinda of enjoy the time in the championship absolutely battering teams 3-0 when they spent the whole game playing for draws

Seriously why are Everton parking the bus?
Do they just expect to win all their home games?

>>150303988
Big in the 1970s, original premier league member and could some what hold their own. Managed to fuck it up big time with shitty financial decisions that fucked them over after two medicore seasons and have spent 20 years trying to claw it back

>>150303952
I played for a club that was in the first division at the time and every summer they had massive bootcamps and trials with tons of kids trying out. Obviously only a few get selected in the end but at least the parents of kids who weren't cut for football knew their kid was never going to be a footballer

>>150303967
Arsenal and Man U played yesterday bud

>>150304051
i know its only the first half of the first match but mad how much everton have been bigged up this summer

>>150303988
They sacked David O'Leary, spent a lot of money to hang with the top 4 and failed to qualify for the Champions League

>>150304034
yeboah is mid and not working well lately
he got subbed off at 65' or whatever on saturday and was furious with ramsay lol
then we scored and he was still moping on the bench

Everton will win. So obvious

>>150304051
>>150303662

grealish going to save this slurper with some quality

>>150304079
either an abhorent post or a genius post
cant tell

Is it raining in Lelds? Lmao what a shit place to live

no halftime slags? /sp/ sure has changed

>>150304096
why does it always rain on leeds?

>>150304096
Wish it would rain here I've had to water my own veggies every day for ages now. It hasn't rained for ages. Feel bad for the farmers.

there's a glass 'n a 'haf in everyone

>>150304107
wonder why

I fucking love RB Leeds! Go sports!

>>150304107
we are waiting for Jack Grealish, no need for slags

>>150302542 (OP)
everton are so fucking shit they're making me blogpost
I pirated asscreed 4 a few hours ago, people praising were right, I should have played it a decade ago but the first one soured me on the entire serios
should I also watch the second half or just play this shit instead?

*gets your club relegated*

Proper shit game this

>>150304124
true actually I hadn't considered that, it's pretty crazy that you'll now get immediate prison for seeing a boob in the U.K. without His Majesty's permission

>>150304124
No fucking way holy kek

SAVE US, J-GREALZ

>>150304171
Everton parking the bus. Not Leeds fault Moyesball is 20 years out of date

>>150304124
so it was all sissy Brits trying to have a wank with men?

>>150304153
i played it as a kid, what a good ass game

I really like rain and wind why do other people hate it

>>150304051
Everton could realistically get a shot on target this half

>>150304153
>romanian stealing something

>>150304124
Whats the deal here, seems excessive?

>>150303988
Uniteds worst nightmare.

>>150304220
you have to scan your face which then goes into a database along with all the porn you have seen that will totally never be leaked or used against you

>>150303988
They've had fewer top division seasons than Birmingham, Burnley, Bolton, Stoke or either of the Sheffield clubs

>>150304234
Can I ask the glowies to find that rare Italian porn movie from the 90’s I watched a few months back I cannot find it anywhere or remember what it was called

>>150304234
genuinely why don't you guys protest in the streets, if they tried this shit in France I'm sure a government building would be on fire by now

Dont think im gonna make it to two weeks bros

If neverton lose or draw here, should they just be dissolved as a team?

>>150304214
i only like when its cloudy and lsightly chilly not when it rains

>>150304220
Based. Wish more companies had done the same.

>>150304220
>SAVAGE
all they really did was say they're not based in the UK and had nk operations in the UK there out of pom jurisdiction
fuck clickbait "journos"

Leeds 'Two Songs' United FC

>>150304252
pornhub is banned in france (try going there on a french vpn to see the page) so im not so sure about that

>>150304252
People rioted over Southport and set police buildings on fire

we're conceding 10 minutes from now then moyes will sub in grealish

>>150304264
It's true

>>150304253
congrats anon, have a drink to celebrate!

>>150304234
Based.

Herr Starmer rooting out the degenerate filth.

>>150304253
Cringe. If alcohol was legal I wouldn’t be sober

>>150304252
They crafted the law in such a way that they could socially shame/dismiss any critics of it as “pedo lovers” and “perverts” in the media.

Everton is a disgusting club and deserves to be relegated. This is the worst football match I’ve ever watched

the non-existent force vs the unflushable object

>>150304253
>he needs an app for this

>>150304252
Everyone just uses a vpn and cracks on with life. Even the pornsick tranny contingent have said nothing. Agree though, if you tolerate this etc.

This game is pure melatonin
comfy

>https://my.nextdns.io/
not so fast, government

why do soccer plays missing the net so many time

>>150304329
Match fixing

acl settings. rip

3 ex blades on this pitch
1 all time elite (wearing blue)
2 dog shit L merchants (wearing white)

what happened

>3 0-0's in one week
Football is cooked, we need rule changes

>>150304349
Negru broke the leeds jeet s leg with that slide tackle, bended like crazy

nearly every match of this opening weekend has been fucking shite

>>150304264
manure sings about their manager all game

MOST EXCITING LEAGUE IN THE WORLD LA

>>150304329
if it were me i'd simply score with every touch

>>150304368
the first 10 games are always a bit of a warm up

Why does moyes even gets hired fuck this gay sport

Oh no Leeds ran out of steam, what a surprise.

How the fuck did anpadu recover from that, his leg was bending something fierce for a moment there

You guys should really watch SERIE A you will never watch a boring football match ever take the green pill..

why was i looking forward to this again?

>>150304394
your stream is muted lad

Should have stuck with the tennis, la

I am most likely biased in my memory but Monday games are always shit for 80 minutes and then everything happens in the final 10.

That was a half decent long throw. Plenty of speed

that's it, i'm moving to leeds

>>150304411
That's already over, Sinner retired ill

Everton out singing Leeds, no surprise there

>asking for a yellow
>get one
why are players stupid?

Why the fuck did Alcatraz get booked

many will be quietly editing their predictions to move everton down a few places as we speak

>>150304384
He saved their season last year and look where West Ham are without him

>>150304427
got too cocky

>>150304423
just you wait until they sing their second song again

>>150304425
Match fixing. Someone bet on that player getting a yellow. All he has to do is get one.

>>150304427
Fucking kek, wheezing

>>150304434
he didn’t save shit it’s just west ham hired a worst coach

>>150304384
DEI hiring. There'd be 0 Brit managers on a free market.

>>150304405
You can't trick me. I watched Fiorentina - Inter in a Sports bar 20 years ago and that game was fantastic. I thought I should give the league a chance. Every game I watched sucked.

>>150304440
Can't wait to hear them sing marching on together for the hundredth time tonight

where is jgrealz

Here he is, my boy Aaronson, fresh off the mean streets of Philadelphia

Bulgaria s only half decent player about to come on

>>150304451
>he didn’t save shit
everton was like 1 point away from the relegation spots when he took over

haha willy lol

>>150304461
The last 4 seasons every game was kino also every year we had a new champion give it a chance this season and you will never >go back

Willy Nonce-o

just noticed LEE EVE
its a warning (ignore spelling)

Red Bull Leeds sounds like a good name if when if they buy them from the 49ers

>>150304488
Spooky, shan’t be watching anymore.

>>150304487
dont you dare
hes adorable

cam on squealish score a fackin worldie

the Medford Messi is here

>>150304492
Red Bleeds

ENTER

>>150304467
Finally we have a player in the Prem again.

hoping jack plays like the villa version

>>150304488
What channel are you watching on?

>>150304510
Grealish gonna dance onto the pitch with a bottle of wicked

>>150304516
I'm way behind you

>>150304511
>>150304467
redpill me on Mihail Polendakov

Maybe Jack Grealish should stop partying every night and focus on football instead

>>150304511
Petrov was a great player

>>150304516
sky sports 8 with kiwi adverts
just whatever piracy serves me up

>>150304510
Ibiza final boss

Leeds are shit and that's a fact
Leeds are shit and that's a fact
Leeds are shit and that's a fact

super, super jack

Grealish needs to get the chunky black boots back

Wolves Burnley and Brentford will be relegated this season not leeds

Grealish has been on a bit of a bender since Pep said he was gonna be playing him this season.

I work in a hotel and Grealish stayed for a few nights roughly 2 weeks ago.

He was blackout drunk everytime we saw him, one evening when he returned to the hotel he was fast asleep in the front seat of a V-class and had to be carried back into the hotel by 4 people.

>>150304551
>Wolves

Did you watch the game?

>>150304553
Perfect for Everton

>>150304551
Yeah Wolves weren't even that bad against City, they'll be competitive against the shitter clubs at least

>>150304553
*Worked

>>150304486
I'm jesting. The league is probably amusing. Unfortunately I don't have the time to follow a lot of leagues anymore. The Premier League and Allsvenskan takes enough of my time.

I would support Fiorentina though.

>>150304551
>Wolves
Wrong W club

>>150304553
Maybe he's just closeted and needs rehab

>>150304553
He's of Irish decent, they're all like that

Another shit game with two shit teams, embarrassing for all involved.

These idiots still sing that champions of Europe song lol

>>150304553
Can confirm, I was one of the 4 that robbed him after

ynr jack grealish

Is Danny Fuck's hair real?

>>150304553
he does look a bit stocky

Hit a guy riding a bike with my truck last night. Stupid faggot was wearing all black and had no lights, didn't see him till the last second and I braked but I was probably still going 35+ when I hit him. He flew off his bike and skidded next to the curb. I watched him for a few seconds and after I saw him inhale/exhale I sped off. I could see he still wasn't moving his body in the rear view mirror as I left. I don't think there were any cameras around as It's a pretty rural area. Going to lay low for a little while bros.

>>150304551
I think Wolves will make it. West Ham is at risk of being relegated.

ynr Dele Alli

this whatshisface-hall kid isn't half bad

Leeds United's Pat Tanaka

I dont think this semen slurping league is for me anymore, even our league was more spectacular so far

>>150304614
in minecraft right

A thrilling 0-0

>>150304614
How many tallboys had you sank before getting in your truck

this is basically a repeat of manchester united - arsenal, everton would be winning if they were a team specialized in set pieces

>>150304626
for me its petrolul

>>150304614
no lights on at night is asking for it desu

>>150304636
>everton would be winning if they were a team specialized in set pieces
dyche /in/?

>>150304510
why do pseudo-richfags like balenciaga so much

That was the game right there, fucked it

>>150304626
Metal glow bus lifelong here

>>150304626
>>150304656
For me, its Up The Arse Arad

>>150304626
For me, it's petro lul

Both these teams are awful

at this point ill take a draw rather than the inevitable 1 mistake leading to a lucky everton goal

Why do Leeds have a chink up front

>>150304679
Kawasaki Frontale legend Ao Tanaka

ERA

ERA

ERA

ynr that qt todd cantwell

>>150304679
its tradition in the championship but usually they shed them with promotion

>15 shots
>1 on target
why can't Leeds into goal

NO ERA

>>150304679
cooks his team mates egg fried rice after matches

at least the last 15 minutes look like pure comedy

What's he doing there the silly nob

ERA BENULDY

NEI KEIN ELFMETER

NO ERA

no era

Harsh? I can't decide

yeah just cut your arm off or we'll give a pen

>>150304679
The other players want to fuck his sister

>>150304621
God I miss Nitro

wouldnt give that personally

>checks replay
>replay only shows pickford's fat ass

REFBALL

Tarkowski did such a good job of trying to not look guilty there

top snek
fifa hate everton

>>150304626
What happened to Timisoara?

No penalty. He had his arm tucked

lucky lucky leeds

RIGGED RIGGED

good process lads

ERA, knew what he was doing

>>150304726
he moves towards it, cant really defends his actions, its his own fault

tan robando meu everton

good strategy by leeds, defend by having ball so opponent cant attack, get a penalty by shooting into an arm thats glued into the body

Would never have been given if it was Liverpool.

NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU NGUBU

riggi

Not for me, too high up on his arm. It's handball, not shoulderball.

His arm looked very close to his body and that ball came at it with a deflection, no era.

NO ERA NO ERA

>>150304679
Ao Tanaka is jomon, doesn't have chinky slitty eyes like Son.

Harsh that's never a pen

>>150304756
of course he moved towards it you fucking retard, he was trying to block it

>>150304678
i rescind this

>its another you're not allowed to have arms pen episode
that's retarded

Fucking armlets

good penalty that

kek at that jap pushing the fan away

REFGODS run this league

LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS
WERE GONNA WIN THE FUCKING LEAGUE

>pickford on penalties
just have to put it far side like he did

>making a big deal of a debut goal from a penalty
>thats how you announce yourself

the commentary and cliches these days really piss me off

>>150304768
Slander, that's proud English man Luke Mecha

What a cringe way to win.

>>150304780
aye and failed, he blocks it with his fucking arm so its a penalty, not harsh in the slightest

Haha try parking the bus now Moyes you cunt

Fuck me if that's the threshold for handball this season will be painful

>>150304795
never a pen

>>150304797
agreed

>>150304804
can't just cut his fucking arm off after the ball is smashed at him can he

Another way for the jews to make trillions by betting and rigging the game wow so much fun!

this is their new young french ngubu striker innit

>>150304795
gyat
and that's never a penalty

>>150304800
Seethe about it you Cypriot cuck
What happened to Andreas Makris anyway? He was a beast for me on FM about 5 years ago with Walsall as an inside forward

I say SNEEDS you say UNITED

SNEEDS

>>150304797
it's because they pre prepare lines and anything creative could get them in trouble so they just stick to the script for the most part
drury being the worst for this of course

Gonna be a meme season this. Sunderland, Leeds and Burnley will all stay up and someone like Forest will win the league. Has that 2016 meme energy.

>Newly promoted Leeds and Sunderland look stronk
Yanited are actually getting relegated this season arent they?

What is it about Leeds that is so hateable? They're like the Gregg Wallace of football clubs.

>put on star boy Grealish to win you the game
>Everton don't pass to him once in 20 minutes
weird gameplan tbf

>>150304824
kek i liked that england kit

>>150304835
sky would never let it happen

>>150304835
Yuck!

>>150304834
Forest win, manure relegated
Absolute scenes

>>150304833
He was painful on Friday. He's so fucking maudlin.

>>150304743
Dissolved, then the city council started a new club which the fans rejected, so the fans created their own phoenix club
At one point both were in the 2nd tier
Then the council club died and the fan phoenix went down to the third tier
These days they seem to have made up and they are planning on building a new stadium, im guesing they will be back in the top flight in 3-5 years

>>150304834
>Burnley
agree that sunderland and maybe leeds will but burnley are the new norwich

>>150304834
Nah only meme shit at the bottom of the table, the top will be Shitty or Liverpoo

>>150304795
shocking, you literally cant do anything different there.

Lots of refereeing decisions gone our way tonight LUFChads
Looks like Sky have finally let the FA know we’re a draw and its good for the game if we’re in the prem

>>150304835
They will be fighting for the top four. They were good against Arsenal

>>150304835
yeah, west ham united are going down

>>150304839
The fact they act like hot shit despite being in the Championship for most of the last quarter decade.

Leeds deserve to win, but Eve don't deserve to lose this way

>>150304795
pen, he does try to use his chest but is too late and hits the arm

>>150304871
>quarter decade

>>150304833
>BRUNOOOOO guimarães

shouts drury, as he shanks yet another shot out for a throw in

>>150304835
Corr good young norfern slags

>>150304852
I remember them since I used to buy Gabriel Torje from them in FM. I didn't expect such an eventful development. I just thought they were relegated or something. Thanks for the lore.

>>150304880
I meant century m8 I made an arse of myself and I'm sorry

>>150304824
england otakus lol

>>150304795

how in the fuck is that a pen

his arm is about as far behind him as he can get

>>150304834
theres literally no chance forest or anyone other than city or liverpool win the league

>>150304880
evening ibp

>>150304900
Until Everton scores.

>>150304824
me on the right (im watching the game shirtless rn)

>>150304893
to be fair you're oddly right with quarter decade kek

>>150304824
Bazza can't comprehend what he's seeing

>>150304795
the only possible explanation is because he leans into the ball

>>150304834
IGOR JESUS

Slurper of a game, our 2nd tier is more fun

Everton equaliser would be kino and restore my faith in English football

>>150304877
>non sky 6 shit decision
>post match analysis: it was a tough decision, but on balance leeds just edged it on the night
>adverts
>then wrap it all up and move on

Absolute championship slurp ball

>>150304922
>anyway, watch this clip from the other night of Gary Neville and Jamie carragher having a pretend argument about *insert big six club here*

no one deserved to win this

>>150304913
>>150304898
>>150304878

Haha smelly little Everton starting the season off with a loss how typical

Two shit teams that should both go down yet probably wont

>>150304922
but I tuned in specifically to hear half an hour on how back man yoonited are immediately after the final whistle

Holy rigged

>>150304916
Still no Timisoara ffs. I had to google them. They are 2nd in Group 9, 2nd phase in Liga III. I don't understand anything anymore.

>>150304826
wtf how do you know him? He fell off in the past few years and now playing for a mid ladder team in Limassol, wasn’t Walsall on 4th league? He peaked there

only made contact because he was already diving

>get new stadium
>instantly relegated
would be the most hilarious outcome for evershit

Speaking as a Leeds fan, Everton didn't deserve to lose but they sure as shit didn't deserve to win

Pack it up, hope they kept the receipt for that new stadium

Easy 3 points.

Everton deserve this for robbing Liverpool of two points last season

Is Farke the most homeless looking manager ever?

>>150304878
oooof this dude doesnt know ball

/eug/ chads win again

A newly promoted team will take any win coming their way
This Leeds team got some solid spine at the back

>instantly blare out a deano song
these small teams are funny

in my day, handball used to be deliberate hand to ball

>>150304980
this is real football (soccer) not eggball

>and that's Leeds' first premier league win at home since just before they last got relegated
thanks amerishart presenter

>>150304953
they started from the bottom, reached the 2nd tier, then got relegated again
also the final game on their old stadium was lost by them after the floodlights shit the bed twice lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmDGywX6fX4

>>150304971
Wonder if those ambulance chasing lawyers who sponsor the stadium can also get a refund

Shit, Ao Tanaka reminds me of that Arashi boyband member

>>150304997
literally moved to where the ball was going to block it

Cheering on a refball win, brits really have no honor huh

>>150305011
I'll be keeping my eye on them for sure. Thanks

>leeds actually, properly above manure now
Wild

>>150305024
your allowed to do that retard. he has his arms by his side hes cant physically remove them, at that point they are part of your body.

Leeds are massive