Thread 150311628

kwab edition

where did everyone go

u was at the club
bottoms up when i first met you

how come they have 4 shadows?

https://x.com/7AFL/status/1957733384014426305
>Maynard ends a players career and goes onto win a gf
>rankine calls a faggot a faggot & misses finals

we're the eagles
the west coast eagles
and we're here
to show you why

>>150311658
the water in adelaide is...bad

"Israel's prime minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, has launched an extraordinary personal attack on Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, claiming he has "betrayed" Israel.

The post on social media is the latest escalation in tensions between Israel and Australia, and between the two leaders personally.

"History will remember Albanese for what he is: a weak politician who betrayed Israel and abandoned Australia's Jews," Mr Netanyahu said in a post on the social media platform X."

>>150311628 (OP)
>Steelesidebottom...?
>...
>...!
>WOWEE *ducks*

>>150311671
take it to /pol/ fuckhead

>Janny, Houston was bantering about knocking me out last year, that's why I called Quaynor a faggot
It's going to get downgraded to 2 matches, max.

>>150311671
that's a full on threat

Would a homophobe do this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56-0TOkd0iU

Are there worse human beings than the people that appear on Survivor?

>>150311718
pol pot

>>150311214
>>150311226
This you, lad? >>150253764 >>150254049

>>150311719
pol pot did nothing wrong

go back to pol pot

pol pot was a mental cunt wasnt he

>>150311743
no but steve insane

>>150311628 (OP)
wtf?!?! if he did this in ANY OTHER job is would be FIRED IMMEDIATELY

>>150311763
SO TRUE

Would you be allowed to call someone a fairy?

>>150311792
It's potentially my last game on the weekend, I'll try it and see.

POWAH

Can any of you guys get me a job

>>150311824
What kind of job would you like?

>>150311792
not in an office

>>150311838
idk, a high paying one i guess

>>150311845
you'd have to be a woman with a degree for that

evening gentlemen
have been awol since last week, did I miss anything?

I always thought if you were desperate you could learn how to build timber fences and make money doing that, you can get a machine to dig the postholes which would be the hardest part

I reckon people in the future can time travel after all if you really think about it.
Given we have telescopes capable of peering into the oldest remnants of the universe, we can currently observe the state of galaxies as they were in the past. We can therefore rely on another galactic civilisation that has managed to not only observe the Earth as it was in the past and present, but possibly recreate their observations or perhaps project themselves into the distant vision.
Alternatively, if we find a way to surpass light speed or bend space to "fold" or wormhole our way to the other side of the galaxy almost immediately instead of wasting billions of light years to get around, we could end up somewhere so far away that a telescope from that position could observe the state of the Earth as it was relative to the distance away from it.

I thought that was pretty interesting.

>>150311845
are you amenable to identifying as something other than a lazy neet ?

lol

>>150311886
i might be a neet, but i'm not lazy

>Keep getting cold sores
How the fuck did I get herpes? I haven't had sex in years.

>>150311873
i build fences with faggots

>>150311899
>tfw body count in the high 30s and never had herpes

>>150311905
You should try using wood or colorbond steel.

whats for tea?

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08-11/prisoners-allegedly-ate-guinea-pigs-from-perth-animal-shelter/105636548?

>>150311916
I had one of those Big Arch burgers.

>>150311921
they know it's a good burger they are testing us with the price. they're using it as a step ladder

>>150311924
I will admit that burger is actually really good. Surprisingly so. The chips were fucking disgusting though. Should've just got a small meal.

>>150311929
fucking clever maccas cunts

how many weeks for spitting in someones face

>>150311932
Are you saying I'm shilling? I'm not. I'm sadly doing this for free. I'm also the guy that has herpes. I guess think of that next time you're eating a quarter pounder.

You guys watch Irene's farewell on home and away?

>>150311938
no im not saying that

>>150311935
Should be four weeks minimum imo. It's a disgusting and loathsome thing to do to someone. I did it to someone in high school and still feel bad about it and that was like 20 years ago.

>>150311944
My bad. Nothing going right for me.

Quaynor and Lapinski are /fa/ chads

>>150311950
yeah but you had a big arch so that was pretty good, herpesnon

>>150311956
That one feels pretty unfair. Three or nothing really is a stupid system. Amazing they could predict there would be nuances where that grading did not apply cleanly. At least next year that will change.

>>150311963
Touche.

>>150311956
KWAB

>>150311967
>bumped player
>got him high
>gave him concussion
Pretty easy call.

>>150311945
Boomer faggot cunt, who gives a fuck lmao. I spit in people's faces all the time

>>150311975
He bumps him in the shoulder as he's kicking to put off his kick. You could do the same action twenty times and the other player wouldn't get concussed. It's just that because he does get concussed the system deems it sever impact and the minimum that can be applied is three weeks. It should be a week at max for careless conduct reduced to a fine if the player has a good record. It's a purely football action that happened to have an unfortunate outcome.

>>150311982
>I spit in people's faces all the time
Scumbag.

>>150311982
5 thread suspension. Oh wait sorry, are you indigenous? Do whatever you want all the time

Would you get suspended for telling another player that you’d support them if they came out as gay?

>>150311992
>You could do the same action twenty times and the other player wouldn't get concussed.
Irrelevant. He did get concussed and you cant give players concussion. End of story.

IF you bump
THEN you face the consequences

Not sure how many times this needs to be stated and reinforced. The carlton player will miss this week so Wines should too. Add an extra few games because hes a poort flog.

>>150311995
Yea so what, I do what I want and nobody can do a fucking thing, I'm a ruthless bastard and it's why I'm the most successful man in this thread

and the mask comes off
a butthurt cromfaggot upset little poof rankine wont be playing finals for them to go out in straight sets kek

You're all a bunch of fucking retarded faggots. Go Crows.

>>150312028
it all makes sense now

>>150312028
go out in straight sets crows more like KWAB

Some of you are not secure in your masculinity

i say fag and flamer a lot now i think about it

I'm so secure in my masculinity that I fuck blokes

>>150312045
Those people? Crows customers.

>>150312053
hello dr rc

>>150312053
crips darcy

im not secure in my masculinity or sexuality

>>150312092
crisp straffo

FUCK EVERYTHING

>>150311805
based Fyfe

>>150312045
fuck you dumb cunt i'll beat you to a fuckin pulp
*revs my lifted hilux at you*

i would just say i was saying you forgot

why is this thread dead

>>150312182
Dead sport, dead thread. >>>/sp/nrl is thriving.

Being reported Rankine is going to get 5 games

i need a big hard throbbing cock up my arsehole

>>150311958
Bailey smith looks way cooler (without even trying)

>>150312200
crazy that a player could say you to this on the field and it be ok
but if you retaliated and called him a faggot it would be 5 weeks

>>150312200
based quaynor

>>150312207
>crazy that a player could say you to this on the field and it be ok
No it wouldn't, it would be considered sexual harassment.

>>150312227
It’s literally so easy to get an autism diagnosis

>>150312227
>$48 billion a year so people can pretend to have autism and other people can pretend to take care of them
This country is beyond fucked.

>>150312227
joke

I hate being sober it makes me want to kill myself

>>150312227
I go diagnosed with autism a couple years ago, what can I get from the NDIS

DAR-CY'S A POOF-TAH
>*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
DAR-CY'S A POOF-TAH
>*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

>>150312252
a slap to the bollocks

rankin got 5 weeks

FIVE FUCKING WEEKS

>>150312259
>>150312271
Justice served

>>150312259
>straight sets
>misses the first two rounds of 2026

so glad that homophobe is off the footy field
we are safe now

did they wait til half nine adelaide time knowing the boomers are tucked up in bed and 5aa has gone to syndicated programming for the night?

Part of me wishes he was there so Crows have no excuse when they go out in straight sets but you gotta be a fucking retard to say it when just weeks ago a guy got banned for it.

>>150312285
They haven't announced it officially yet. Media pundits are just leaking it so they've clearly decided and planned to announce it tomorrow but the journo scum are just going early.

being on the footy field is a lot like been fucked in the arse
you can do something in the heat of the moment and regret it later

>>150312252
please respond

>>150312298
Go Centrelink tomorrow.

>>150312298
>tell me how to rort your tax dollars
figure out yourself, autismo.

time to datamine faggots
https://wingman.live/simp-player-spectrum

when I was a kid i thought owning a parking complex would be a money printing machine since you just build it then it sits there making $. Didn't take into account the multi million construction & having to offset profit with rent security & maintenance etc, thought I had it all sorted

>>150312259
>>150312271
This has only been reported by Eddie McGuire who according to /afl/ doesn't know shit.

watched an entire afl game at a bar in the philippines
no idea what was happening but it looked like they were having fun

Repeat offender. Has got to be 10+.

>>150312242
based chief keef

>>150312420
what's the best pagpag eatery in cebu?

>>150312423
>He did it in the heat of the moment because he was pushed too far by bully Dan Houston
>turns out he's said it before to the same team
lol Crow's appeal is going to fail.

rankine could say they racially abused him

>>150312429
bro idk, I've been eating pancit from some sketchy street vendor all week

>>150312441
>darcy moore called me a petrol sniffing coon

>>150312434
>heat of the moment
>rankine

>>150312461
I never meant to be so mean to you
One thing I said that I would never do
Calling your faggot was my fall from grace
And missing finals wiped the smile right from my face

It was the heat of the moment
Telling him he's a faggot
The heat of the moment
now I'm missing five

>>150312441
Quaynor is blacker than Rankine thought.

When you go to the football, you need to remember is M for Mary, not F for Fairy.

You can call umpires maggots all day long.

>>150312286
it's happened like 4 times this year alone
>>150312400
my friends thought of buying a vending machine once

>>150312690
Yep, with the most recent incident being less than a month ago.

I don't want a VR headset

bros why are the pies such gay faggots?

>>150312771
>Moore
>Quaynor
>Crisp
>Elliott
>N Daicos
bunch of poofs on that team

>Outgoing Port Adelaide coach Ken Hinkley to pocket backdated payout in vicinity of $400,000 mark
>Cleary also said on Seven’s The Agenda Setters that the $400K will come out of the club’s soft cap (the amount of money an AFL club can spend on its football department) next year.
This will go over well.

>>150312851
>Give him an extra year that leads to your club just having a write-off year
>Still have to pay him another half a million in back pay
lol 13 years, no granny and Kenny just keeps grifting.

>>150313445
Dunno, this might count as year 14 since they're still paying him.

>>150313451
Succession plans are the most retarded thing ever. Was keeping him on this year really better than just sacking him, paying him out and letting Carr take over and clean house with some assistants?

>>150312423
more like mitch queery

have purchased $400 of drug paraphenalia from and australian company

>>150313801
We produce that in Australia? Or is chink-made shit that's imported then sold from an Australian registered company?

freddy undies

gm retards

I call my friends and workmates faggot. Like ' whats up faggots'. Feel like Eddie was seething after the poos loss and the fat retard pushed hard to get rankine banned. Shan't be following this shit game anymore turning into a running competition with no bad words and no tackling

>five weeks

L M A O
M
A
O

I'm just glad a pesky little boong got his comeuppance
Small forwards are the niggers of the AFL. They survive off the work of the White man

guten morgan
what's for brekkie?
who is getting left out of the top 8? I think freo won't make it from a cursory look

>three weeks
>four weeks
>five weeks
>six weeks
Why are these retards never consistent?
Bet if it was Maynard who said it he’d get two weeks kek

>>150318026
yoghurt then avo on sourdough + orange juice
dosn

Two slices of five-seed sourdough, toasted with a small amount of butter. Two fried eggs, minimal oil and sunny-side up. Half an avocado. 300ml of Orange Juice, with ice.

>>150318026
3 coffees and 3 rothman blues
probs fred

told my boss I'd rather kill myself than go to work and now my phone keeps ringing

There was a beautiful waning crescent moon on this morning's sunrise

>>150318371
i want to buy a dog and be a NEET again

Good morning alf

>>150318026
>>150317021
>>150315647
>>150318476
Up and at 'em

>Ollie Wines didnt realise he'd done anything wrong at the time of the bump and was only informed once back in Adelaide he might be in trouble, didnt even recall the incident
>the Carlton player wasn't immediately removed from the ground or felt a concussion
>he was only tested for precautionary reasons by the club doctors at the next quarter break and continued to play for a few minutes following the bump
>bump didnt catch him high but his delayed concussion was a result of the whiplash effect he suffered
>3 weeks

While earlier in the year Rory Laird i think it was squarly bumped a player in the face and only got 1 week. Feels like the match review just roll dice to determine the outcome

>>150318026
beans and scrambled eggs on toast

It's actually Collingwoods fault Rankine said faggot because the pies are a bunch of faggots

Verbal villification should only be a one week suspension plus fine. These pussy faggots are out of their minds.

Can imagine the gushing tributes for JUH if he was dead now, but alive he's a worthless piece of shit

>>150318582
ayo this nigga eatin beans

>>150318735
>he's a worthless piece of shit
So true

>>150318663
yep, should only be a fine/punishment big enough to be annoying to the point of dissuasion, not a massive punitive measure intended for relative harm

YOUNG HEARTS GOTTA RUN FREE
BE FREE, LIVE FREE
TIME IS ON, TIME IS ON YOUR SIDE
TIME, TIME, TIME, TIME IS ON YOUR SIDE
IS ON YOUR SIDE
IS ON YOUR SIDE
IS ON YOUR SIDE
YOUNG HEART BE FREE TONIGHT
TONIGHT, TONIGHT, TONIGHT
TONIGHT, TONIGHT, YEAH

>>150319003
go celtic btw

>>150311671
Ben means business and is already planning his revenge.
In 1000 years, people will be arguing about how Australia was always the real Jewish holy land.

>>150311956
>not letting Ollie run out with Boakie one last time over nothing
The usual VFL freemasonry, nothing to see here.

>>150319121
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimberley_Plan
This will get the we wuz kangz treatment and be rewritten to favour them. They'll probably claimed the Abos also genocided them.

I hate South Australia (but will take their revenue money gladly)

I call my workmates faggots daily, all in jest of course. Everyone laughs. Could I potentially be setting myself up to get in trouble?

IZAK DID NOTHING WRONG

what if they all said fag at the same time

>>150319370
The entire Crows team should do a video saying this together (in the power stance)

>>150319370
Marnie Vinall's head would explode

>>150319198
Related to the Kalergi plan?

>>150319417
I kneel

funny how until all these bans started i never even thought about afl players calling each other faggots, not even once did it occur. but now they ban people over it it just highlights it lol

>be camry crows
>do a port power stance
>lose
Huh?

the players that have been suspended for """homophobia""" just happen to be non vics by the way. maybe victoria is just gay.

>>150319370
Back to preseason camp

Now he's thinkin' 'bout me every night, oh
Is it that sweet? I guess so
Say you can't sleep, baby, I know
That's that me espresso
Move it up, down, left, right, oh
Switch it up like Nintendo
Say you can't sleep, baby, I know
That's that me espresso

HANDS
TOUCHIN HAAAANDS
REACHIN OUUUUUT
TOUCHIN ME
TOUUCHINN YOOOOOUUUUU

If I were a footy player I would kick a player in the balls, king hit a random player, headbutt blokes in the face, spit in everyones face, call everyone a faggot and the black player the n word. And that wouldn't even be half of it. How many weeks would I get?

>>150319650
cap

>>150319206
To be fair SA probably cost the AFL money because while the crows are profitable and always have been port power cost the AFL millions and need the league to prop them up

bit disenfranchised with australia's media ecosystem

>Crows can't beat top 8 teams
>Crows wont beat hawks
>Crows wont finish top
>Crows wont beat pies
>Crows can't win without Rankine
YOU ARE NOW HERE
>Crows wont win their first final
>Crows wont win the prelim
>Crows wont win at the MCG
Recall Crows winning the flag without their best forward in 97 and 98

>>150320420
Nobody has been doubting the Crows champ

>>150320420
Not a Crows fan. I can tell because you portray hope.

>>150320519
Real Crows fans doubt the Crows.

>Expectation is growing that Izak Rankine’s case may not be resolved until Thursday.

kek

sigma sigma boy sigma boy sigma boy

been thinking about that 'thick of it' style afl house parody business idea from the other day and think i'll have a crack at writing something.

>>150320967
Link?

>>150320967
50 million aflw debt, or so I’ve been told

>>150320986
wdym. link to the post?

I though you meant thick of it the ksi song but there’s also a thick of it show apparently

Don’t feel like eating, might just have fruit

iggs

>>150321111
crisp

>Talent gap between A-League and NPL shrinking
Nice, there's hope for a proper relegation/promotion system yet

the thick of it is goated

Has rankine been suspended yet? What's the hold up?

My favourite word is hallelujah

>>150321279
Based African American church goer.

>>150321279
based cohen and wainwright iykwim haha

the reason it's taken so long is because rankine is of aboriginal descent
the afl don't want to punish him but know that if they don't it'll be a pr disaster even bigger than willie rioli

might pour a glass from the cask of shiraz I've got next to me

>>150318536
>Rory Laird i think it was squarely bumped a player in the face and only got 1 week
Wouldn't have done any damage to him. I think impact stuff gets upgraded if it's high contact so low -> medium, but otherwise the guy heemed would've been fine.
>Feels like the match review just roll dice to determine the outcome
Concussion = mega-severe rating = many weeks.

>>150320967
Such a kino show. Such a shame that modern politics (in particular, American) has killed the genre by being even more of a clown show.

>>150321432
they've got themselves in a bind with the crows' snoop defence. the afl lawyers are probably going through his entire discography's lyrics to try to prove he's not "homophobic"

>>150321196
>>150321432
>Fremantle’s Headland had a three-match ban for striking Selwood overturned after the tribunal ruled that provocation from Selwood constituted “exceptional and compelling circumstances”.
>Selwood had sledged his opponent in relation to a tattoo of a female on his arm, which he said he didn’t know was of Headland’s daughter.
>Both players were eventually cleared, but only after the worst week of PR imaginable.
>Both clubs were left seething amid an ugly game of claim and counter-claim. The Eagles considered taking legal action, with Selwood claiming he had been defamed.

the afl only has themselves to blame
this is what happens when you have no principles and react in fear to every situation as it happens without thinking about the precedents you're setting

>>150321533
meant australia btw

>>150318026
5 eggs scrambled and 100ml of egg whites in 15 grams of butter and 30 grams of goats cheese feta
MY Fred will shit the bed, count on it.

Reports coming in that the Snoop Dogg defence has landed a critical blow against the afl, leading to them drop him for Shannon Noll.

>>150319121
Australia is rightful Chinese clay. The CCP is big Mac that the tribe (like usual) think they have any claim to our barren rock surrounding Pine Gap

>>150320420
>Crows wont win their first final
A rematch against Collingwood without Rankine and all the umpire support. They'll Follow their other Adelaide brethren and go out in straight sets.

>>150318026
protein shake with toast and honey

>>150321518
Kek forgot about this. The two retards both should have copped 2 weeks. Hedland for chimping and Selwood for being blind and dumb enough to say "I fucked that bitch last night" to a tattoo of a child.

>>150321596
the reddit defence from the meme team

>>150321478
>so you see, "foshizzle muh nizzle ain't no grizzle for yo businezz whizzle" clearly refers to his work ethic, and not the genitalia or possible same-ex intimate action of the subject of the song in question

i love how utterly fucking retarded the afl administration is. every year they completely balls up everything fucking possible. shit is kino.
can you imagine if the game was run by extremely competent people? would be boring as fuck.

>>150318026
muesli, yoghurt, blueberries, raspberries, coffee.
>>150321533
they will eventually need to issue a list of 'permitted sledges'
https://youtu.be/CXBIWShcAi8?t=170

>>150321736
I agree, I rekon it got way worse under Kane and they are trying to turn the ship around in the next year or two Newstart it's just a cluster fuck. Unwatchable slop.

>>150321778
>they will eventually need to issue a list of 'permitted sledges'
lol maybe in your head curated reality

>>150321778
>top comment
kek even gronks who watch footy classified know how dumb this shit is.

All the woke Vic FAGGOTS still seething that society has moved past their victim mentality movement.

Fox footy reporting the AFL might not come to a decision on Rankine today either and might be pushed back til tomorrow

>>150311671
>abandoned Australia's Jews
who don't even make up 3% of the population
why do they also cry for free gibs as they hit you

>>150321841
lol

>>150321859
>>150320830

>>150321859
>>150321944
They're waiting until they can reduce it to a 1 game ban a few hours before the Thursday night game so it will no longer be a topic of conversation.

3 Vietnamese cold rolls for lunch dipped in some special sauce. I am a man of health

reckon they're called summer rolls champ

Off to Bunnings, you lads want anything?

>>150322067
Palace thanks mate

>>150322041
They're actually rice paper rolls and if you champ me again it'll be the last thing you ever say. I am not in the fucking mood

>>150321986
Jelly slice and a coffee

>>150321986
Love those things did you get the prawn ones?

>>150322067
Tahlia gf thank you

>>150322103
Sure did matey. Prawn, chicken and pork

viet girls are fucking baddies

Footy is ok, the Afl sucks. But I’m just mostly here for the bants

>>150322157
Damn I'm even more Jealous.

>>150322093
>Gỏi cuốn,[1] (Vietnamese pronunciation: [ɣɔj˧˩ kuən˧˦]) nem cuốn, salad roll, summer roll,[2] fresh spring roll, or rice paper roll[3][4][5][6][7] is a Vietnamese dish
whatever champ
bell st maccas in 15 minutes
so where's Vietnamese cold roll

>>150322170
this is simply not true

>>150322209
Agreed used to watch most games of the round and keep abreast of players and the ladder. Now I couldn't give a fuck only checked the ladder this week to see who might still miss finals. Only a know a few players names mainly because they're spammed here.

>calling a spring roll a summer roll
ngmi

gotta get a Vietnamese gf and call her my little spring roll

>>150322230
mostly just check in to see how my multi is doing desu

This is a summer roll

>>150322279
Name on TipFRAUD

>>150322228
is though

>>150322279
more like gotta get a Vietnamese gf and have her eat my little spring roll iykwim haha

rum

>>150322228
>he's never dated an LG

I'd love a little Viet lass to play with my spring roll

just watched some bloke in the uk get arrested for saying he likes bacon

Darcy Moore visits the Collingwood locker room

>>150322250
spring rolls are cooked differently champ

Once the ladies taste a dim sim they can't go back to spring rolls.

>>150322341
Was he being deliberately offensive towards people? I doubt he was simply arrested for stating a food preference and I assume youre omitting crucial context.

When I was a tradie I would get 2 South Melbourne dim Sims and a big m for smoko

>>150322373
Why aren't you a tradie anymore?

>>150322403
I wanted to stop being a faggot

>>150322359
why do you write like such a fag?

>>150322409
oh ok yeah I can understand that good for you mate

>>150322410
So you were omitting context. Thought as much.

>>150322428
welcome to /afl/

>>150322403
Retired. Made enough bank in 10 years to live comfortably.

>>150322428
the context of getting arrested for saying you love bacon?

>>150322453
Nice.

I like bacon

>>150322460
>Charge into a synagogue in nazi regalia shouting that you love bacon
hmmm

Heard a rumour about these two

I don't like bacon...

>>150322482
Oh no

>>150322479
these guys look massively out of condition

>>150322490
There's a reason they're retiring while Pendlebury marches on.

>>150322487
I love it!!!!

>>150322500
(*)

>>150322478
just a bit of banter

Can't jews eat bacon as well?

https://x.com/RealDonKeith/status/1957855273948721152
reminder that during the rotherham grroming scandal it wasn't uncommon for police to arrest the young girls who had been abused or their fathers for trying to rescue them.

Cheese kransky in the pan which should go alright for lunch

>>150322578
Nice love a good kransky jesters used to do a decent one dunno if they do them anymore though.

for me it's a battered sav

I'm a simple sausage roll man myself. Nothing fancy either just mrs mac's will do thanks.

>>150322482
Crisp Sheezel/Saad

Is Pickett gonna lay out Houston and do it for the bruddahood?

faggot poof

I used to drink those dare iced coffees but they make me feel bloated so had to switch to monster ultra's like a true boomer.

traveller pies are what pies should have been
so much more practical when you're shitposting online

>>150322478
That is only a moral arrest due to trespassing, not hurt feelings. You played yourself commiefag

>>150322674
pies rarely travel though so they're hard to find

>>150322674
>four n twenty
ewwwww yuck

>>150322682
Never seen one in Geelong desu

>>150322691
you live in geelong LOL

>>150322545
Rules are rules.

Can feel a nap coming on but I might try and stay up and just have an early night.

>>150322691
>>150322701
In Australia you can get three potato cakes for $5.00. We call this a "Gary Ablett Jr" here in GeeliWeeli (Geelong for you outsiders). The best thing too is that you don't even have to wait you just walk in and its always hot and ready to go at the counter. What food traditions do you have in your region?

>>150322680
>go into public place
>be charged for trespassing
>not hurt feelings
applied to be a rabbi yet mate
>>150322685
go 7/11 traveller pies btw

>>150322721
meth mostly

>>150322721
Not much aussie tradition at aldi desu mate.

You're shrimply the best
Better than all the rest
Better than anyone
Anyone I've ever met

WE LUV BACON

When's Ella play this week?

Who isn't making it fred, Doggies or gold cunts?

>>150322863
steven footscray iykim haha

I'm saving a few of my newly created 'micks for next season when the footy is better

got a mate that reckons he's been to geelong

>>150322898
Can we have a little bit of a teaser some of us might not be alive come next year?

>>150322915
is he in this thread?

>>150322932
not sure ay im from the riverina go rams

>>150322863
flagmantle are definitely making it

>>150322915
Ive been to Geelong

>>150322942
CAPPED

BARE WITNESS TO LYRICAL BUSINESS

Fark really want a steak sandwich.

but I only have migoreng for lunch.

>>150322863
No way Gold Coast drop both games.
I like the version where Freo wins, along with Hawthorn beating Brisbane.

>Geelong finish second, host Collingwood at the MCG
>Gold Coast finish fifth, host Brisbane at the Gabba

they could start rounding us up and killing us in mobile execution vans and rulesperg would be like "Umm you're probably leaving out some missing context here and also rules are rules"

>>150323014
I like the version where fred lose.

>>150323027
nah rules sperg would be part of the death squad he does work for ASIO between sets

the gf

Might enjoy a cigar.

>>150323063
imagine mushing your face into that thing

>>150323063
>Everything below the knees

Former AFL hard men Jonathan Brown, Nathan Buckley, Gary Lyon, Jordan Lewis and Leigh Matthews all agree that homophobic slurs have no place in Australian Rules Football. They say Izak Rankine must be punished.

might watch frieren again idk

>>150323118
Probably better off waiting until December odd for a rewatch. New season in January next year.

2025 AFLPA 22Under22 Final Team

B: Max Michalanney (ADE), Mac Andrew (GCS), Darcy Wilmot (BL)

HB: Jaspa Fletcher (BL), Josh Weddle (HAW), Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera (vc) (STK)

C: Harry Sheezel (NM), Harley Reid (WCE), Finn Callaghan (GWS)

HF: Josh Rachele (ADE), Logan Morris (BL), Jason Horne-Francis (PTA)

F: Murphy Reid (FRE), Aaron Cadman (GWS), N.Caddy (ESS)

R: Sam Darcy (WB), Will Ashcroft (BL), Nick Daicos (c) (COL)

I/C: Ollie Dempsey (GEE), Levi Ashcroft (BL), Dan Curtin (ADE), Nick Watson (HAW)

>>150322993
Yeh, havent had a good steak sanga for a while. Got me thinking

>22 under 22
shouldn't it be 23 under 23?

>>150322646
They used to go alright, until they started putting them into a clear bottle and I made me think twice about what I was tipping down my throat each morning. Still have the odd nippys.

>>150322719
Ive been tired all week. Think I need to go out and lay in the hammock and have an arvo snooze.

>>150322721
$4.50 for 3 potato cakes here cooked fresh, and if you pay cash the little asian lady will make sure you get the big ones.

>>150323140
>PTA
?

watching local sports is nice
especially if you get to see some action right up against the boundary it's great

It's raining.

>>150323065
Ive still got on up on the shelf I need to enjoy. Do they expire? Hadnt thought about this.

>>150323177
Local footy and cricket have been lots more popular around here since covid I rekon. Park up on the fence, have a bbq and a few beers. Heaps better than going to the AFL and paying $30 for a beer and a pie.

>>150323183
if they are out of the package and put in a dry environment they can become stale

that's why people have humidor's to maintain a nice temperature and humidity for the cigar to last in

>>150323140
should have Connor O'Sullivan instead of either Wilmot or Weddle

>>150322646
>>150323157
Same amount of sugar as a soft drink. Betus in a can really.
It's a shame as sugared milk is unbelievably kino.

>>150323198
It's funny when players mates come and they rip into their friend more than the opposition team. We need to return to community.

>>150323219
*meant blaq andrew

>>150323221
>>150323221
I got those sugar free ones loaded with aspartamine.

>>150323238
>Cancer instead of diabetes
That's a choice.

>>150323140
Where are all the Richmond young stars?

>>150321979
>people will stop talking about it because Bombers and Blues are about to face each other in a meaningless match
Good luck with that.

>>150323318
Bombers are going to put the Blues to the sword and win by 80+. Expect the SACK VOSS, TDK's last game, Curnow off to Sydney to be all that's talked about after that.

>>150312252
walks in the park with a jeet tard wrangler, mysterious skin flare ups, weight gain and a sore bumhole

waiting for it to stop pissing down so i can walk to the gym

>>150322041
summer rolls are a choccy bar.

Do girls really want to hold your penis while you pee?

>>150323365
of course

>>150323365
aye

>>150323317
Trainor the only one with any right to be dirty, the rest are literal whos.

>>150323317
in the bin because they're fucking plodders

officially a property owner now (won’t pay the apartment off for 25 years or so)

>>150323140
>le popularity contest
lmao nick watson has no right being in that list

fuck off

>>150322721
>>150323169
this but potato scallops

>>150323140
ginbey should easily be on here

>BREAKING: The AFL has revealed they have received laboratory results that confirms Adam Goodes is part ape
Some people are going to feel a little bit silly now me thinks

time to move on. time to grow up

Tribunal people, here you can clearly see Quaynor in bed with another man. Rankine was simply calling a stick a stick. You must acquit.

>>150323364
see
>>150322221

Has the AFL officially given the 5 game suspension or is that all just going off what Eddie said?

>>150323480
No they haven't officially given 5 games yet

>>150323480
Nothing official.

>>150323473
Why should finals be treated differently this time around when it hasn't been in the past?
>HEEMS another player in the last few rounds
>finals are worth more so still gets to play

>>150323473
>>150323480

You just know the AFL's holding off on the decision until Saturday so it can be brought down to 4 weeks but that's GF day to the point *smirks evilly*

>>150323228
>We need to return to community.
I used to enjoy playing footy for a local country club. It was nice to be a part of something. The only think I do now with others now is shitpost on basket weaving forums.

>>150323448
trvke

>>150323507
Meant 5

if this was a collingwood or geelong player we never even would've heard about it.
not a crows customer either btw.

>>150323433
Wizard is based you retarded faggot

>>150323417
Congrats mate. Id hate to think what rents will be in 25years. Even now I cry for blokes paying 600 bucks to rent a house, when Im paying about half that to pay off a mortgage.

Applying to the Houston–Rankine situation
Given that:
Houston had already concussed Rankine, resulting in a 5-match suspension.
He then allegedly threatened to knock him out again—such behavior is both deliberate and targeted, with a real possibility of repeat harm.
This would almost certainly qualify as a more serious breach—likely escalated to a Tribunal with an aggravated penalty.
Estimated Penalty:
2–3 match suspension, at minimum.
Conduct education may also be imposed.

Possibly escalated if the AFL views the offense as threatening player safety or bringing the game into disrepute.

But we all know after the rioli incident that the AFL turns a blind eye to threats towards other players

>>150323480
Nothing has been announced.
What Eddie has alleged is that Adelaide were served with notice that the ban will be 5 matches and they have a chance to formally appeal it; which is likely what is going on right now.

>>150323548
I pay $400 a week in rent

Simply cannot afford a house as i only make 82k a year. Unless i want to live 3 hours away

wish this rain would fuck-offski

>>150323172
Parent Teacher Association
He's the one who cuts up the oranges for all the kids on the field.

>>150323567
Know that feel. I only just cleared 70k this year. I work nearly 50hours a week, feels bad man.

>>150323555
crazy how the afl pisses their pants over holding certain players accountable. be they boongs like rioli or "good bloke champions of the game" like jcameron or cripps or cotchin.

I make 66k annually at 29

I'm supposed to get like 90 but after tax and super comes out its 60

>>150321543
go net zero btw

>/sp/ is getting spammed again with threads about some soccer player named "Igor Jesus"
>we're only allowed two threads for our entire continent
the absolute state

you should be thankful you're lucky enough to live in a Modern Global State where we have Effective Institutions to thoughtfully and prudently collect, utilise and distribute tax dollars.

>>150323671
super is a bit silly since it back loads a bunch of your income to retirement. it could be a good thing but if you're trying to build up the funds to buy a house that money would be 10x more useful in your hands rather then the government's.
i don't really look into the news much but if you just deregulate all the shit around building houses i'm sure the problem would resolve itself pretty quickly

>>150323705
yes the thing we really need is more crumbling dogbox apartments and subdivided 250sqm gyprock shitshacks with holes in the roof. fuck tradies are such monstrously traitorous retards.

>>150323732
yes it's tradies that have caused our country to inflate land and housing prices it is definitely NOT mass immigration used by wealthy boomers to boost their portfolios

nothing wrong with dense housing in theory, problems are they're so ugly, poorly built, and lack public transport infrastructure which makes traffic more congested

>>150323705
>but if you're trying to build up the funds to buy a house that money would be 10x more useful in your hands rather then the government's.
Would unironically just make house prices even higher. Would also mean they miss out on 50 years of compounding interest and have no money in retirement and given we're talking about younger people here, there's unlikely to be an aged pension when they need to retire.

>>150323755
it's certainly tradies that heavily advocated for and benefited from that program to prop up their insular and highly corrupt "industry" but go on and ignore all that it's only boomers out there building shit lol

>>150323340
Wright has already committed to Voss for next year. He's not going to change that now and part of me thinks it's because he knows they're not going to improve out of sight next year, new coach or not, and there might not be a replacement available that's a significant improvement.

>nah I have no responsibility for going out to the mines and strip mining our wealth to give to china ay I made my bag off being a traitor fuck youse got mine
der tradie

>>150323795
>our

>>150323140
>caddy
>no voss
>no ginbey or amiss even in the squad
clear vicbias
also no curtis or o'sullivan is retarded too

>>150323790
Voss will stay but it won't stop the media talk about whether it was a mistake, etc.
It's literally free clicks.

>>150323140
reminder that the final team is decided by vote and therefore meaningless
the initial squad selection was bad though

>>150323770
You clearly don't know many tradies. There are far kore 'fuck off we're full' types than any other demographic. It is urbanite cucks and boomers that reward the big australia duopoly.

>noooooooo don't be mean to the selfish low IQ scabs they need more jet skis and flat screens to shove in their gaudy mcmansion where they constantly scream at and fight with the neighbours they should be forming a community with
>these people are THE AUSTRALIAN DREAM and what we should all aspire to be, disconnected retards unable to see the consequences of their choices

>>150323878
white collar wagie cope. get back in your cage.

>>150323860
who do the tradies work for mate? which way did they vote to drum up business when hawke started selling us out? what have they done to stop or slow the decline? nothing. they got theirs and you can go fuck in their minds. dumber than the dickheads screaming fuck off we're full while taking chang's money you are. empty performative nationalism is not a virtue.

so how 'bout that footy

>>150323898
They over index in voting for One Nation more than any other demographic you limpdick faggot. Urban white collar, boomers and dole bludgers are the big government, big australia voters.

>bobby hill absent from training again and probably won't play for the rest of the year
>talk of him requesting a trade too
hmmmmmm

>>150323857
Who was missing from the squad? I remember looking at it thought it had all the names that deserved to be there. The rucks options were weak but to be expected when rucks don't come on until around 25.

>>150323916
>requesting a trade
Where?

Rev it up.

mpv https://23203.live.streamtheworld.com/FIVEAA_AAC48/HLS/playlist.m3u8?

>>150323924
tafe mostly iykwim haha

>>150323919
ginbey is the main one but imo trainor should be as well, could make arguments for finn osullivan, xavier lindsey, a few more i cant remember
andrew, caddy lucky to be in there

>>150323444
agreed and why are we trialing hough in the midfield instead of ginbey? yeah he got a go in his first year with simmo but I think he could at least do some rotations through the midfield each game just monster cunts and win the ball

>>150323962
>are
aren't*

Norf should pick up Kamdyn Macintosh. Their defence is a joke.

>>150323978
not a bad idea, i rate him but he'd probably only get games at a few clubs

>>150323926
There were some insane copes last night like asking the AFL to dock premiership points next season if rankine can play finals

>investigation will stretch into day 4
what a fuckin circus

IF the AFL promotes and condones Snoop Dogg
THEN is must forgive Rankine

Simple as.

cracked a few jokes at work, made the lads laugh

>>150323988
They'd get him for free and they desperately need some more experienced heads who know how to win. He may still have 3-5 years of footy in him. While he is sometimes a spud he at least that is usually when he is trying to create momentum.

>>150323962
ginbey couldn't get hands on the ball when he played midfield. perhaps next year mcmini will give it a go next year but also don't want to destabilise one of the few blokes playing very well in >our shithouse team like what happened with hougphf

>>150324005
yeah but he was played as a tagger and it's not like our geniune mids are awesome ball winners themselves have we even had anyone crack 30 touches through the midfield this season

like I don't mind playing ginbey as the quarterback position but in reality i'd rather be winning it at the source instead of rebounding out of defence

Use to spend my life shitposting in this general. Was a prolific shitposter. Haven’t been here well over 12 months. Most of you guys who have been here for ages would have interacted with me at some point.

Anyway I haven’t posted here in a couple of years now. Have a missus, a good job and a good group of friends. You can always turn it around, lads.

>fagpies so gay they are seething from a word said years ago
kek

>hey dad did you ever play in a premiership?
>nah mate but i was the 2nd best player and fully fit when my team did
>what happened?
>i said a word on the footy field and copped a month and a bit for it
>oh

>>150323140
>bane three more than eagles and norf combined

speak a little chinese for them derek

>>150323118
>>150323136
better off watching something that isnt shit

I have no place to go,
No one to meet.
I sit at alone inside,
because I am a NEET.

>>150324065
Can anyone honestly say the Lions' youth isn't better than either of those teams? Even guys taken with not so early picks like Morris, Wilmot and Lohmann look better than most of the early draft picks taken for Roos and Iggs. Would anyone take Duursma or Phillips over any of those guys? It's easy to say it's just because they're playing in a better team but all three of those guys only ever got their chances through other players being injured and when they got them got the chance they excelled and made themselves undroppable.

>>150324112
Yeah but they are in a stacked team it's harder to be a star full forward if it's down the other end the majority of the game.

wonder what it would be like to care about something

>>150324103
like what? there's no better anime i checked the animelist website and it's no.1

>>150324130
Disgusting art style.

>>150324127
>isekai slop consoomers on one of the shittiest websites in the world rated this number one so it must be good
try watching something good for once like m.d. geist

>rankine has accepted responsibility for his actions
>crows dragging the circus on even more

pathetic form

>>150324130
>>150324135
based LOGH chad
love that MY bane is the capital of earth in LOGH

>>150324140
But finals games should be worth more than home and away games!!

>>150324132
You're in luck. It got remade with a new style.

shut up you fucking nerd poofs

>>150324130
>>150324135
been meaning to get around to watching this but still gotta finish akagi and Texhnolyze

Even if Crows lose Rankine, Rachelle comes back in 2 weeks for finals

>>150323140
which afl clubs could this team beat? defs iggs, norf too i reckon

>>150324161
Massive downgrade.

>>150324163
Not sure Carlton, Bombers or Saints currently would beat it.

>>150324161
>if
who?

>>150324151
the only poof here is the little faggot watching a fucking fairy elf thing tell people to kill themselves, which is quite genius because anyone who likes frieren should also kill themselves

>>150324161
*when crows lose rankine

>>150324176
Adelaide's lawyers will get him off. A deal will be made.

holy fucking shit they are dooming their clubs final chances with this shite

they're out in straight sets

imagine if steven had a daughter and she was april may

crows should hire a hr lawyer since he was provoked that's extenuating/exceptional circumstances

>>150324182
no but june may

may day

>>150324181
I hope both finals are like ten goal losses because it will be hilarious to see Crows supporters point to the result and say it wouldn't have happened had Rankine been there.

>Choco Williams sacked from Melbourne
Choco sacked before Hinkley, kek.

>>150324204
>choco won another flag at another club before port made another gf without him
Grim

Choco and Ken to go down to Tasmania and create a superteam.

Will simmo coach norf? I don't think he'd be much of an improvement on clarko...

frieren is based

Also I enjoyed seeing clarko animated on the boundary line he reminded me of a premier league coach. I think it would be good for football if the coach was right on the boundary riding each umpiring call but all the puritans said he was acting too overzealous.

>>150324204
would really like him @ MY iggers
we are developmentally challenged

>>150324254
what position did he have at melbourne? we already have worsfold as head of football but yeah i'd like to have choco to add a bit of wisdom to the our staff

ken at melbourne could work well

>>150324259
what position do you have at west coast?

why are rightwing conservatards like this

>people making homophobic comments on quaynors socials
the irony is if no collingwood player spoke up about rankines one comment none of this would have happened

hate riggers and maggots

>>150324266
I don't have to imagine

why is it all how can the afl support gays if they have snoop dog
and not how can australia support palenstine with all the bad stuff they have done

don't give a gay pies players gaper about the middle east

>Children with mild to moderate autism or developmental delay will be diverted into a new program dubbed “Thriving Kids” as the government seeks to rein in the rapidly exploding NDIS segment
applied for thriving kids yet mate?

Why are we only hearing about homophobic slurs on the field somewhat recently? Would've been much more entertaining during the same sex marriage plebiscite.

>>150324279
Yep the afl doesn't really have a leg to stand on with the Snoop dog thing blatant double standard. One guy get promoted for homophobia and sexism and another get punished.

don't give a poofter's arse what netballyahoo says
don't give a poofter's arse what izak rankine said
simple as

>>150324289
Because the afl has recently decided its not ok. In the past people didnt care.
It IS a homophobic slur though. But I dont like gays so ive got no issue with it

give me a movie tonight to watch. you have 15 minutes before I log off so make it quick!!

the funniest part of all this is the crows thinking they are a chance

Couldn't give a pooftas arse about footy. Simple as.

>>150324299
Platoon

>>150324299
fast and furious
be careful there is a scene early on where the word faggot is used

>>150324299
Platoon

>>150324280
you're an absolute tool if you follow that page lmao
you are even sharing it here like we care
fucking wanker kek

>>150324299
rififi

>>150324286
>gay pies
why are you repeating yourself?

>>150324299
Master and commander

>>150324264
I'm the list manager. We are splitting pick 1 for two half back flankers that we hope will be able to become midfielders in the future. Don't ask me what i'm going to do with pick 2 though cos I dunno.

pies means shit idiot

why don't they just have a separate competition for gay players like they do for women? that way everyone can play in peace

>>150324299
I watched Falling Down recently and found it highly enjoyable. Robert Duvall is a very likeable actor.

>>150324266
>Side with us, the ones that have been destablising your nation for decades and are now genociding millions of people and intend to send the remnants to your country where you'll need to look after them
Go fuck yourself.

>>150324266
Israel used forged Australian passports to carry out assassination missions.
Hardly allies.

I also have a foggy memory that they may have carried out a terrorist bombing in Australia back in the 50s or 60s sort of thing. Can't find info on that though, every search term is showing more recent stuff. So no idea if this is accurate.

>>150324299
Soldier

>>150324305
>you can only look at information that fits your worldview

also she cute

>>150324319
>psychotic boomer goes on a violent rampage
>BUT AT LEAST HE HATES NAZIS

boomer cringe

don't like israel
don't like palestine
don't like poofs
don't like jeets or chinks
luv me catters, simple as

>>150324321
>>150324322

Yep crisp

>>150324299
Sex is Zero.

watched the nu jurassic park last night that shit was doo doo!

>>150324325
lol
you're not that smart mate are ya
not much going up in there

>>150324333
probably makes like 500 million at the box office or something stupid with 150 million dollar budget including advertising and marketing

>>150324280
is that little pillar thing on the St.Kilda foreshore next to the skate park?

Cart cunt you in mate?

I don't watch amer*can "movies"

>>150324327
>being so idealogically obsessed that you can't enjoy a good film because you don't like that the antagonist doesn't agree with a degenerate, repressively homosexual skinhead
top wew

>>150324299
Hana and Alice.

>>150324299
Maladolescenza

>>150324333
The second Jurassic World was so astoundingly shit that I checked out entirely from any future entries. I heard the third one was even worse which seems shocking to think so wouldn't surprise me if this fourth one was just as bad.

>>150323842
silence is violence

>>150324280
imagine what they'd do the first time sheezel gets suspended

>>150324340
I actually didn't know about it just saw it on one of those streaming sites and it sucked shit lol. the cause of the incident was a snickers(tm) wrapper fucking up the security system (in the first 5 minutes of the movie).
>>150324357
yeah, this new one was better but still shit. I feel like the first 2 sequels get shit but they are kino compared to it

I hated Israel long before they funded and created Hamas 2bqh

Poofters are based

>>150324366
Lost World is much better than I remembered. 3 is okay, I never thought it was anything other than okay and time hasn't changed my mind on that.
Both are leagues better than anything from the World franchise.

>>150324370
*meant disgusting

Your mum was much better than I remembered. The first time was ok I never thought it was anything other than okay and time hasn't changed my mind on that.
Both are leagues better than anything from your sister.

>>150324350
>muh skinhead
michael douglas character is literally the bad guy. he's a relic from the past that should be shunned and defeated.

lost my ndis funding lads

got on the ndis today fellas

>>150324387
I don't understand your point. I called Douglas the antagonist.

>>150324387
>he's a relic from the past that should be shunned and defeated.
Which is ironic considering the contemporary period they show is a multicultural, crime-infested shithole.

Greggo trying USA foods is pretty kino

Glad I'm on the dsp not the NDIS.

>>150324399
>USA foods
like what?

>>150324404
Mcdonalds mcgriddle

gyms are just glorified gay clubs

>>150324409
F U C K I N G
T H I S
H
I
S

I love storms!! Summer is for poof's.

>>150324409
powerlifting gyms are, but the amount of gym thots at mine is half the reason I go

"Gardenia" by Kyuss

I'm wearing a flanno and I have a fishing shirt packed for tomorrow.

a lot of people getting paid to talk about someone else use the word fag
sometimes i wonder if this is all scripted

>>150324396
people generally like falling down because they agree with d-fens and find his journey cathartic. but that wasn't the message of the movie.

>>150324424
Fuck, I forgot the NPC Convention was tomorrow!

>>150324409
>>150324412
Hello gym hater, still pursuing the absolutely ridiculous argument that going to the gym somehow means one is secretly gay?

>>150324404
he's at chick-fil-a today haven't watched yet

GOTTEM!!! It's almost as good as the real thing. Unfortunately the only thing I can harvest is your loosh.

>>150324409
this but collingwood football club ltd

>>150324429
doesn't necessarily mean that one is secretly gay, but every time you go you are 100% being ogled by homosexual men who are thinking of putting their cock up your ass, guess you enjoy that though lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ1GYrENl1s
Grinners are winners.

why do manlets play so long

>>150324441
>you go you are 100% being ogled by homosexual men who are thinking of putting their cock up your ass,
Please seek psychiatric help. I'm completely serious. No one is ogling me at the gym, let alone ogling me with some bizarre sex fantasy that you've made up in your head.

do you actually think we all have autism lads

>>150324441
based never set foot in a gym before anon
wouldn't want to delve too deep into the possible projection going on here

the origins of musclebuilding culture lay in german naturism and gays trying to hide the effects of being hiv+

>>150324460
aye

Germoids are behind much wrong with the world

>>150324460
i look like this when i do a piss off a bridge

>>150324474
So true.

>>150324460
Probably under the official classification now but that's symptomatic of them making autism so broad. Not a huge fan of socialising? Autism. Get fixated on particular fields or interests? Autism. Don't want to eat your vegetables? Autism.

people self improving makes me feel bad

sam landsberger suddenly got killed by a truck one year ago
we will never know what story he was about to release

>>150324426
I don't think people do agree with D-FENS, at least not by the middle act. It sets the audience up to sympathise with him as the every man who has had enough à la Death Wish but eventually we realise he is just a man suffering deteriation of mental health and he poses a risk to his family and community. The subversion of genre expectations is one of the interesting features. It is also quite funny and Douglas and Duvall both give good performances.

>>150324182
And then when she grew up, she applied to ADFA.
March April May

>>150324455
yeah ok I guess no homosexuals ever go to the gym, they clearly aren't ever interested in health and fitness. and I guess homosexuals aren't naturally perverted and deviant. clearly straight men are the only ones who perv on women at the gym

>>150324460
No, I have autistic tendencies but am a fully functioning individual who can read other people's emotions and social cues.

>>150324409
Gyms are for poor people who can't afford their own equipment.

business idea: the boyboy west coast eagles
u was at the club
bottom ladder when i first met you

gym more like gaym kek

>>150324460
No. Also ADHD is a fake diagnoses too. Just a racket for the psychiatric industry

>>150324463
I used to go in 2013 when I was 16 for a year, got approached by quite a few homosexual predators offering to 'spot' me, so i've never been back since

>>150324512
How much does your own equipment cost? Rack + weights + bench + some cable shit should only be a few thousand?
Seems more likely to be a room/not owning a house issue.

>>150324493
Probably can rule out a story about the benefits of looking both ways before walking across a road.

>>150324522
you aren't too bright are you

>>150324499
You've clearly never gone to a gym or had much human interaction.

If you actually go outside once in a while (let alone talk to other people), you'd know that staring/leering/etc aren't acceptable behaviours in public or communal spaces such as gyms, That and gay men go to the gym for the same reason straight men go to the gym, to work out.

You've got some serious delusions, please for your sake seek some psychiatric help

>>150322691
>Geelong passes up the chance to double revenue for a home game by playing at the MCG.
Meanwhile Collingwood is forced to play 1/4 of their home games at other stadiums (2 at Marvel, 1 in AdelAID)
Collingwood is the Antagonist of the AFL that lives rent free in everyone's mind.
Maybe they should kick all the other teams out of the MCG or build Collingwood their own 100k seat stadium so that when they play home games against Richmond, Essondon, Carlton, Hawthorn or Melbourne, the aforementioned teams don't share the home ground advantage?
It must be nice to have you're own unique home ground that only your team trains on and plays on 6x more than any other team like Brisbane, Gold Coast, Sydney or GWS, you know, an actual home ground advantage.

>>150324530
>That and gay men go to the gym for the same reason straight men go to the gym

to ogle at women, or in the case of gays, other men. see >>150324420

stop talking about gay shit every fucking night

>>150324542
he can't help it he likes nrl and he works for ASIO and lives in canberra and is gay

>>150324540
>one anonymous post on 4chan represents the entirety of men who go gyms
.............................

>>150324542
based josh daicos talking to his teammates

word is that Rankine actually called Quaynor a "cocoa shunter"

>>150324542
And faggots wonder why they are hated.
As with every sexual perversion, they force it into everything.

>>150324526
What was wrong about it?

based

93 posts past the bump limit in case you fat lazy worthless NEET spastic whores hadn't already realised. Make a new fucking thread. Now.

real lack of community 'micks and oc desu

>>150324563
Crisp newfriend

>>150324539
>Geelong passes up the chance to double revenue for a home game by playing at the MCG.
The break even point money wise for a Kardinia vs MCG was something like 80,000.
If Geelong's """home""" game at the MCG doesnt' get 80,000 they'd be financially better off playing at Kardinia.

>>150324560
might put me jocks up on there for $30 see if anyone wants em

>>150324574
hahaha

Reminder to tip Port

>>150324560
Need a closer look at this Paris Dee person.
Looks like it might be a dude.

>>150324559
they can't afford a house big enough to have a home gym in it nincompoop

>>150324581
>Gyms are for poor people who can't afford their own equipment.
->
>Gyms are for poor people who can't afford multimillion dollar properties
Gotcha.

>>150324578
i am a poortfag and even i'm not tipping them
and i've been dumb enough to tip them for every game except geelong at kardinia

>>150324591
the sports betting odds are pretty good though
idk why, is the game in adelaide?

all you need for a home gym is 2 buckets and sand/concrete

>>150324494
i do believe most viewers agree with d-fens but yours is a pretty fair take.

>>150324598
yes and morons think poort will get themselves up for boak and kinkleys last game
look at boak's game count, that's the margin the suns will beat poort by
i fucking hate footy

>>150324605
dumb bitch

>>150324585
You can't afford something if you can't afford a place to store it as well.
Simple as.
There's also a concept called renting.
Where people don't actually own the house they reside in, yet still store their property inside of.

>>150324611
>be me
>own a car
>park it on councils street

you mad council?

>>150324460
I used to think I did but I'm really social (sometimes) and can pick up on cues easily. I always tell when I'm not wanted or being lied to. Plus I have a gf
And then I watch those autistic love shows and realise actual autistic people are really next level

>>150324615
You can't afford it. Should sell it to someone who can.

>>150324460
>>150324620

>>150324591
nah, port are a pack of fuckin retards who get up every now and then for their leaders kenny and trav, idk they just love mediocrity for some reason. also gold shit loses an easy game at least once per month

>>150324460
>>150324620
Went for a run earlier and ran past two qts whose stares I could feel but avoided eye contact like the sperg I am
Never sure what to do in that situation, they were looking for a long 2 seconds

>>150324630
Start wearing light grey sweat pants and embraced the female gaze.

>>150324623
Why are female autists so violent?

when do you guys fall asleep and wake up?

>>150324628
you are retarded if you think poort wont drop this game
if they really wanted to honour daddy hinkley they could have finished minor premiers like last year but they lost nearly every game til butters came back and then continued to be shit after that initial sugar hit. it's going to be a shitshow and boak will be sent off in shame.
fuck footy

>>150324642
about midnit
about 8

>>150324634
*bans you for 7 weeks*
>>150324642
fuck off baltimore glowdigger

>>150324623
*blows whistle*
DISSENT. FIFTY METRES

steven ma

>>150324647
fuck you faggot, your retarded team will win

andrew mcgrath has actually been playing well lately

who wanking they dick off

simply nothing worth wanking to at this point in my life

are you lads excited for the big game tomorrow night

>>150324733
whom the fuck is playing?

>>150324733
hmm pretty sure it isn't a big game
don't make me check

footy this time next week

bin night tonight

imagine those massive sexy feet enveloping your little cock

>>150324630
everyone looks at joggers for 2 seconds and thinks look at this wanker etc.

>>150324752
Imagine the intense, sweaty, passionate, all night pegging sessions

>>150324752
>you're about to sex one of them
>kelli underwood comes and cock blocks you

>>150324752
That's a huuuuuge bitch

>>150324752
Thought 3 was their mother, now thinking it might be their brother.
1 is really the eye grabber though. Looks straight out of Wallace and Gromit.

the afl will exonerate rankine and pay reparations to anyone punished for using the word fag

I'm off to watch Undateables on YouTube to laugh at these cheeky freaks to make myself feel better

>>150324787
>Greek feet

>>150324787
>ok just the hot girls for this one
girls are brutal kek

>>150324787
>nice dress
>makeup done to perfection
>tits out
>wears her jimmy wongs
What is she thinking?

>>150324794
t. German toed subhuman

>>150324803
crisp virgin

>>150324752
>>150324787
>Standing at 196 centimetres, Bell will be one of the tallest players in the competition and is hoping to make a statement in the Stars dress.
mogged

I've only had sex with prostitutes, probably 15 times for a combined 10 minutes

>>150324803
She doesn't need to compensate for height with high heels. Also wouldn't want to fuck her feet up at her weight.

I think Kelli Underwood a cute

>>150324832
I think Kelli Underwood is a good commentator (only hear her on the radio).

>>150324832
>>150324838
Well this is America, you're entitled to your opinions.

>>150324844
based sovciv.

6foot4 women owe me cuddles

Who got finals fever?

fuck you and fuck the footy

Oh

>>150324871
t. Rankine

footy frenzy freshie me