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>>150304727

First for Finland

I am confident that I could beat any poofc fighter in a fight

>>150312169
>not to defend takedowns
Checks out
>>150312179
I have never seen or heard anything of value come out of this chocolate chomo's mouth

Schaub:
>Why Dricus Du Plessis will NEVER Beat Khamzat Chimaev
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8Rst69PumQ

Shrimp is indian, smelly, low IQ (less than 74), has a tiny shit colored micro clitty, and repulses ALL women within a 100 mile radius. What a SAD SAD stinky brown retard!

KEEEEEEK LAUGH AT THIS SMELLY BROWN WEAK SHITJEET!! Even a 10 year old kid could beat him up!

>>150311943
It was pretty tasteless but I can accept you getting carried away just don't do that again k

>>150312196
kek and he thought he could take on Spammy

>>150312199
so hot

they will devours us

>>150312217
Grammar you welsh spaz

Just how good is Ian Machado

>>150312160 (OP)
Grim division

>>150312217
You devoured ya dead daddy’s dick I’m afraid

>>150312212
She is surprisingly alluring

THE MMA GURU COPES AFTER KHAMZAT CHIMAEV DOMINATES DRICUS DU PLESSIS AT UFC 319? RAGES AT CHAT?

>>150312230
fuck u

>>150312173
Did you read «Herra Huu»? One of my favorite childhood book

Do you guys like my OC?

>>150312253
crotchsniffing inbred supported by millions of other inbred musrats and somalians

Tom "fingered" Aspinall

Why would anybody care what Kickboxing Guru says about MMA?

>>150312333
With pride rules ratlip would have gotten a kick into his inbred squished skull and that would have been the end of it.

Only MMA Guru I respect is Joshua Fabia.

Cyril "Bon Gamin" Gane

What a man, what a legend

>>150312199
Is that real?

You are a huge scoundrel a lot of the time, but ok, so the line is parents

>>150312348
She just looks weird these days like someone wearing a Mask. Big shame, why does everything good have to go bad

>>150312247
We are talking about Lionheart....right?

>>150312376
fields.

Prime GM >>>> AW

Tick-Tack, Timmy-boy

one day a random celebrity is gonna wanna join the ufc
imagine if shia leboef of katy perry or macauly culkin tried to do a cm punk

>>150312402
Beast mode : activated
Target : Asspainal

Poor dude is going to get ripped apart

>>150312296
Yeah b how did you find that there lol
>>150312261
I hold IC1s to a higher standard

>>150312413
Silence Somalian baboon

>>150312369
Why this 6'4 nigga got feet only slightly longer than a woman's head?

>>150312366
*truce reached*

>>150312431
>6-69

>>150312415
Funny, it was a popular book and cartoon here at early 90's

Khazmat fights as of shariah law were a person

Anybody watch the new Wrestling Guru vid about Chimaev

>>150312199
The maggots don't think your mommy's minge is tasteless...

>>150312452
We watched the maggots eat ya momma's minge...

>>150312430
nina drama is like 6'

>>150312485
Clozapig's mommy is 6 feet under...

>>150312513
Sorry about that

>>150312443
Kek it is a small world the animation was my childhood also what is he called in russian

>>150312433
The maggots reached your mommy's clitty juice...

>>150312525
Classy Tito classy

>>150312523
Your mom's moldy maggoty minge...

>>150312532
KEK!

Your mommy is DEAD!

>>150312536
Happens to the best of us b better this way than the reverse

Schaub's making a lot of sense

>>150312541
Schaub always makes sense you guys are just blind haters

>>150312540
We agree.

>>150312541
The lawsuit maybe scared sense into him

Volk vs Murphy Pantoja vs Van sounds like a great card how are they going to ruin it

>>150312536
That's fucked up

>>150312541
Schaubs had some of the best takes in mma over the past 12 months. Dana is a sour puss for not offering Brendan a gig. The reebok deal was ages ago and Schaub was the only guy brave enough to actually talk about how it was going to shaft fighters out of more money

>>150312562
>Schaubs had some of the best takes in mma over the past 12 months
Such as?

Zhang is an accident waiting to happen.... The only question is..... Is Johnny Walker that accident?

Sweden does it best

>>150312555
So is his mommy's minge...

>>150312523
"Gospodin Au"

We taste BBC dick daddy juice in here...

If we're being honest with ourselves, the biggest battle to might right now would be MMAguru vs Schaub (on the mike)

There's a lot of dementia dookie dingleberries in here...

Her son keeps nibbling on us...

Has the mental illness in here increased because people wanted DDP to win, or are they just celebrating that he lost? I’m confused about the motives

>>150312348
milfa booba baby

He keeps slobbering pizza inside of here...

>>150312601
I'll be honest with you, the fans only want one thing :

Nina Drama vs Me

His mouth smells like diarrhea...

>>150312573
reebok deal causes fighters to earn less

He won't stop snacking on us...

>>150312618
Poor small penis

>>150312623
Whenever Khamzat fights this place turns into an asylum for a month, I think it’s more him than Dricus

Vasti Spiller bust it open for O-Block

Joe rogan comedy at the spacex trumpedo fucks kids dana white watches
Carlos prates tapes will never be released

>>150312669
honestly yea if dricus won this place would still get more mentally ill but not as much as when khamzat won, as evidenced

*rapes you*

>>150312573
He had a great 12 min rant on how Dana is actively working to disenfranchise the US fanbase

Du Piggy had to cancel his after party in Chicago KWAB!!!

Laldaddy RUNS that city.

>>150312698
Guru has talked about this too. The UFC's control over the potential market for MMA in the US and English speaking world as a whole has basically reached total saturation, they can't grow the fanbase in these countries more than they already have. So the plan now is to expand into new markets, which necessarily means less catering to American fans

People forget man, Aaron pico was a golden gloves boxer, great wrestling, people forget man

>>150312691
Oh yeah? I'll just call Dricus

crazy how people are completely counting pico out when he was literally winning the fight until he got fluked

Pico gram

People, man. They have a tendency to forget

The weight of a fighters penis should be measured, disclosed and ultimately subtracted from the weigh in weight. What if you have a massive hawg like gooby? Seems unfair. No wonder he looked like skeletor weighing in at 145

Controversial opinion :

Cyril "Bon Gamin" Gane

>>150312772
Counterpoint: Ciryl "Bon Gamin" Gane

lerone landed the bigger shots all the way up until the finish
flukes don't exist in MMA

Schaub:
>What khamzat did was like pitching a no hitter
>it's impressive but it might be boring for the hoi polloi who want to see homeruns

>>150312753
I really think that if Pico reduced his aggression by about 25%, he could have schooled Murphy. He showed more promise in 3 minutes than Patchy Mix and Pitbull have shown in like 45 minutes of Octagon time

>>150312807
>the hoi polloi
wtf is that?

Have you been mis-sold car finance?

>>150312814
Turn your monitor on

>>150312814
Read Gane and get back to me.

Gane by falling harmonic oscillator

>>150312807
>hoi polloi
zero chance schaub said that

>>150312811
i am a retard and even i saw murphy setting him up. pico's problem is that he's used to fighting belaltor bums who wilt in the face of adversity. murphy is world class and wont quit over some body shots

I meant off ffs
>>150312786
What the hell

>>150312753
Doesn't matter, still knocked him out b

>>150312830
you'll be surpised b

Fact: Cage Warriors is a higher level organisation than Bellator ever was

I didn't get it but after reading the rest of this thread I do. I wouldn't have thought someone could be that vile, so I assumed it had to be false, even though still pretty fucked up. I feel sick for even joking with the guy

>>150312786
I kneel

>>150312850
*whipcrack* fields. now.

>>150312753
Lerone's plan was to use Pico's aggression against him and he lined him up for that elbow
It's wasn't some random shit he did
You have to be on a high level to pull that off
I told my wife in the first seconds of the fight he's gonna get knocked out

Civil War :

Cyril Gane vs Khamzat Chimaev

>>150312840
You'd*

Her son keeps licking the dingleberries she voided from her bowels...

dricus sucks, the eyes dont lie

>>150312887
i dont get it

>>150312850
Well the sneed spam isn't very nice either, because you're labelled a black person of color you get away from it so no surprise you didn't see the severity

>>150312893
He's licking the dingleberries that seeped into his mommy's moldy minge...

say what you want but at least Spammy has class
he doesn't stoop to that level

>>150312896
It's not nice to eat out your dead momma's minge...

>>150312909
Clozapig stoops his snout into us...

>>150312881
Uu mama

>>150312925
Yours is dead and you can't stop snacking on her moldy minge...

He keeps rolling around in us...

Talmbout a sore winner with this nigga

Talk about a sore minge from the maggots chewing away...

>coofzat wins
>his bravest jihadi then spams filth and feces for half a week

Just saw the clip of Fight Fairy saying the le n word. Pretty cringe.

I gane belief, I am ganeful

Oi me son is a retard that munches on me maggoty minge!

can you guys cool it with the mental illness, its not fucking cool alright?

>>150312881
if he's this unhappy despite the fat ass she has, she must be real ugly or he really wants to stay in america

Apparently it was Arman's brilliant gameplan to blanket DDP and do no damage. One more reason to not give him a title shot.

>>150312958
My body is stone cold...

My minge is rotting...

>>150312958
Thank you

>>150312961
Source?

when do we start talking about the next card?

Good morning sirs!

>>150312431
this is unironically how pakitranny looked like before the estrogen

>>150312961
>t-this is why we have to d-duck Arman

KEK!

Terrified Topiglet!

>>150312887
Clozzy isn't Madame Xneed, nufag parrot. They are separate people Spams likes to bully.

>>150312980
You literally have sex with men.

>>150312948
Link
>>150312958
*tap tap tap*

Speaking of rotting orifices...

>>150312979
We been doing that in /box/ come join us

You don't talk trash on someone's recently deceased mother... there are lines that you just dont cross.

>>150313000
Please leave my maggot minge alone...

You can't bully someone from behind a screen b it's called harassing t. proper bully

>>150313000
nigga you dont look like r_ckhold, its just not possible

My son keeps jerking off on my minge...

>>150313033
im sorry to hear that you’re going through that but this is a general for mixed martial arts discussion

>>150313009
box is actually worse than heem
it's 2-3 guys arguing over Fury v Usyk in every thread 24/7

>>150313039
he literally saved cumshot's life

>>150313047
Please stop my son from snacking on my minge...

I've had some time to reflect on 319 and I've decided that DDP is still champion. I will be going forward as if Khamzat was finished in the champ rounds and that DDP/Strickland III is in the works. You may call me delusional but at least I'm happy #liveyourtruth

>>150313047
You literally have sex with male to female transsexuals.

>>150313039
lmao
This is a terrible look for cumshot fans

>>150313060
i’ve never had sex pal. i’m a truecel

>>150313064
Based ugly freak

>>150312924
You're a true lowlife. This is the last time I acknowledge you and I suggest everyone do the same. You can't be happy with yourself, and I be surprised if you have anyone close to you in your personal life. Enjoy the rest of your existence as an invisible person with no value

>>150313039
>Our goal is to win the title
NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE PRIZE
YOU HAVE TO RISK IT ALL!!

>>150313073
Youre his dick daddy make him stop munching on my minge!!!

>>150313073
Got his ass

>>150313075
khamzat literally wanted to
don't make fun of him

>>150312798
They do, sadly. It's tough to admit or see the truth when you view and worship fighters like le marvel superheroes. But I get it, I looked at it like that when I first got into the sport too.

>>150313064
You sure about that b?

>>150313088
My son got my minge in his snout...

>>150312958
Allegedly he was fucking hard in the street when he was younger

>>150313000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gf5HMCAvmw

>>150313073
Bodied that zilch.

>>150313075
The "prize" means nothing if I'M not entertained

>>150313109
My son likes you make him stop...

You have a mommy I hope you don't eat her minge even if she hates you...

>>150313094
never even held hands

>>150313108
>YOU CAN NOT SAY DAT WORD

mma now officially a worse sport than boxing after the weekend

The piggies are boilin' today...

>>150313128
don't be so dramatic

>>150313122
hh

>>150313137
He's right tho, moses fricken autima just heemed dillan white

He won't stop oinking and busting on my minge...

my estimation of fairy's mom just went up

>>150313137
i would rather watch fury doing his spastic routine than caucasus wrestling homosexuality
either the rules change or its over

>>150313154
who

This guy masterminded the most boring title fight and it happens right after the 7 Billy deal. Dana is going to bury him

>>150313164
no clue

As soon as I saw Goddard as referee I knew the fight would be shit

>>150313162
Make my son stop he loves you...

But he loves my maggoty minge more I fear...

>>150313025
Why not people here are mostly ugly somebody needs to hold the fort

so anyways here are the card for the all the paperview for the rest of 2k25, discuss

>>150313182
Everyone on the right will win

>>150313168
Looks like he's suggen on bawl sacks b

is this true

>>150313181
Please stop spraying your clitty juice in my minge...

Mmaguru is stronger than hamzat

>>150313182
All shit.

>>150312753
In Smellator he apparently had an issue of just running into dumb shit and getting hurt too, so not entirely flukey

>>150313194
My son loves you...

Get his snout away from my minge...

>>150313181
fair enough

>>150313203
*tap tap* this fucking screen...

>>150313203
*tap* *tap* I think Finland's monitor is brokrn

How do we get these fighters to stop fighting?
They keep making MMA look so fuckin violent

>>150313190
no because by saying "he had an off night" it implies that he was bad
When as a matter of fact he dominated

>>150313206
>>150313208
uncanny

>>150313190
no this has always been a retarded appeal. firstly there are a million khamzat apologists, they’re in this very thread. second nobody is going to bat for torrez finney WE all are praying on his downfall

>>150313039
Makachev has the same issue
In fights he keeps asking his corner if he can try striking more and they almost always just go
>no no no remember fazza's plan!

>>150313208
He broke my minge and now the maggots are in my eyes...

Just how good is Dan Hooker's son?

>>150313208
You in my room b?!

HOLY SHIT

My prayers have been answered, this is crazy, it's like they were listening to me

>>150313203
Spammy leaked this picture of Finland?

500 strikes

>>150313229
He'd be puking from the smell of my minge...

Amazing how everyone is disappointed with 319's main event.

>>150313235
500 cigarettes.

>>150313230
Isn't this just california

>>150313228
this just shows that dricus simply has shit tdd. now imagine what a middleweight sized dude with decent tdd like burns would do. cumshot is not all that

>>150313230
chatgpt, summarise this

>>150313246
You have sexual relations with individuals that were assigned male at birth.

>>150313252
Please stop squirting on my minge...

>>150313255
>now imagine what a middleweight sized dude with decent tdd like burns would do
talmbout anthony hernandez

You got my son too excited...

He's trying to make a new piggy mommy in my minge...

>>150313269
please just stop

>>150313255
Burns couldn’t defend any takedowns, Khamzat chose to strike. The only middleweight near burns level of bin would be prime Jacare, nobody currently comes close

>>150313252
My understanding was that it's across the board. You can't be able to win easier in one specific state, that wouldn't make sense. People would want it not want their title fight in California depending on the opponents.

This might be the bast time we see someone bounce their knee if someone bum and scissor them for 5 rounds. The said DAMAGE is the strict criteria

>>150313276
Isn't this for the neck

>>150313279
Make my son stop...

He keeps doing my minge piggy style...

Please stop tormenting Clozzy's life.

>>150313283
It's for the minge...

Please stop eating mine...

>>150313287
You're an an idiot, why are you playing into this? Get a life

>>150313284
>Dirty Diaper Piggy stimulating Khamdaddy's prostate so he cums even harder in his mouth
What a hungry piggy

Big ups finland you sent this man into a full on methamphetamine induced psychotic breakdown .

>>150313284
>Hell Yeah

Prime jacare is an oxymoron

>>150313282
the rules differ from state to state, it depends on the athletic commission, some of them still haven't adopted the new grounded knee or 12-6 rule

I'm saying isn't this too much
>>150313282
Let us hope so although isn't the whole AC thing being different in different states how Jones got to fight that one time

>>150313284
hold the phone

grok, are oil checks legal under the unified sanctioned rules of mma

Please make my son stop tormenting my minge...

Whilst everyone tries to rev each other I'm here focus, moisturised and analysing Helen Yee's striking.

>>150313314
My son keeps trying to moisturise my minge with his clitty juice...

>>150313314
Did he go full steam with her too or is he scared of the Schmo

>>150313326
Stop snacking on my minge...

It hurts...

PLEZ DANA SEN ME TERMINATION PAPERS WOOOOO

>>150313336
Please make my son stop...

I want to rest in peace but he keeps trying to breed my moldy minge...

>>150313345
kek

should I pick up chinese for 10 dollars(chicken wings and fried rice) or go buy a 1g cart of weed for 10

>>150313345
My minge is terminated but my son keeps stuffing his snout in it...

>Frankie Edgar to fight at BKFC
holy based! LIL FRANKIE PIZZAS IS BACK BABY

>>150313358
Peter Thiel approves of either choice

>>150313358
both

>>150313358
Food first b

>>150313358
weed

>>150313358
Make my son stop feasting on my minge...

>>150313358
Weed first b.

>>150313386
My son loves you...

Make him stop tormenting my minge...

DUDE is for faggots. At least take a cool drug

I'm just back and forth between work/home/work/home all week like a no life loser.

Schaub dribbled that Croat's dome like a basketball

>>150313394
Make my son stop...

He's snacking on my moldy minge...

What did we do to trigger him this time?

>>150313404
See >>150312937
And >>150312945

>>150313404
Please stop tormenting my minge...

>>150313358
get the food because if you get the weed your retarded ass is going to then spend at least 10 more dollars on food when you get the munchies

>>150313396
First of all I've been saying that

>>150313406
My minge is making you delirious...

Please stop snacking on it...

>>150313396
>I am not use to cage this is why I brutally knock out

>>150313408
Leafbros know wassup
>>150313392
You mean chemicals made by some crackhead in poland yeah nah

Clozzy please just stop tormenting your dead mommy's moldy minge.

>>150313303
Well that's very dumb. The same sport is a different sport in different states. Only in America

lol fuck do we still have the spamming weirdos here? I guess they never sleep

listen man, we just aint following them. we cannot follow them.

>>150313420
Please stop tormenting my minge...

Do you think Tom Aspinall can heem the 6"8 and 269lbs Mewtwo?

>>150313309
I think you're right

You're gonna have to stop tormenting that maggoty minge son.

>>150313075
can't believe I'm agreeing with a frenchie(algerinian) but >>150313110 is right, it's an entertainment business and the rules should be formed around making it as entertaining as possible, yet we had to witness 25 minutes of a man on top of another. Isolate the phrase "25 minutes of a man on top of another" how fucking gay that was.
We didn't even get to see "who is the best fighter" overall, all you can get from that fight is "Khamzat can control Dricus"

>>150313039
Khamzat didn't listen a word from his coaches' mouths during the Burns fight and it was great

>>150313420
Do you really think that weed in Northern Europe isn’t grown in a bathtub and sprayed with chemicals?

>>150313430
My son loves you...

Make him stop pigging out on my minge...

>>150313108
Fightfairy racist? smgdfh

Volkanovski's squirting sausage

>>150313435
I think the guy who won 50-43 is the better fighter. Could be a hot take though

>>150313432
>the essentially gane
volumes

>>150313436
We do lots of homegrow here and my weed is largely organic

>>150313453
Please stop growing it in my minge...

>>150313447
That's some really shitty casing
The entire purpose of the sausage is to keep the juices inside

>>150313447
Volkanovski is due for another violent heeming, he looks like a rest home tenant

>>150313436
THE chemicals?

>>150313435
It’s a very simple problem to fix
https://x.com/Home_of_Fight/status/1956969418983879109

Why does he have the tortilla if he's just going to raw dog the sausage

>>150313470
>No brazza we are from Caucasus u must take him down u kno dis

>>150313460
Deer sausage must be like elk

Ughhhhhh that hurts.....

Make my son stop!!!

plez corner sen me instructions woooooo!

>>150313464
Murphy's not a heemer. His last finish was 4 years ago and it was a knee. Elbow and kneems are heems that say more about the opponents holes and lack of skill. Volk will decision Murphy with ease.
Volk will piece him up, surprise ragdoll him and tko him. Just look at what peeco was able to do before getting Belaheemed.

>>150313486
Stop stuffing dementia dingleberries in my minge...

Ughhh......

Ooow!!!

>>150313472
I admire your persistence nordbro

>>150313447
He's preparing to cook and puncture lerone's bbc (brutal)

>>150313495
yes we all agree the pico shuffle is one of the greatest moves we've ever seen

Leronedaddy is exactly my type!

>>150313495
t. Has never watched a singular muay thai fight in his entire life

>Can i box now brazza?
>Why yes. Even though you're dominating the fight and are cruising towards one of the most dominant title challenges of all time
>I think we should risk all that to please the kick boxing crowd who want to see a knock out
>Let's drop the wrestling and start swang and banging
>If it ain't broke let's fix it

heem kinda sucks

Ughhhh.....

Someone stop my son...

He's vomiting dementia dookie into my minge...

>>150313039
>can i actually fight in this fight? (i feel like i'm betraying my fans)
>no brazza, we don't do that.
khamzat's moral compass told him that what he was doing was wrong
he chose evil

It's sad to imagine but the very next Lee Rigby could be posting among us right now. And whats more they themselves will remain entirely ignorant to their macabre fate. Harrowing...

>>150313529
My son loves you...

Tell him to stop eating my minge...

It hurts...

i wish i knew japanese so i can see the cope from the rizin fans about their man getting exposed by Tim Eliot

>>150313529
I tried to give a BBC Muzdaddy head but he took more than I bargained for!

>>150313525
it's been like this since the last UFC, it melted the almonds of a few people, or just one really dedicated person

>>150313538
jap fans don't cope like that, they'll be congratulating tim and will probably support him from now on

>>150313546
Do you really think this hurts your target the way you intend or do you think it causes all of us to pity you and feel better aboot our own lives?

Leafbro said aboot

If Im scoring consecutive 10-8 rounds on my way to winning a world championship you already know what imma do rounds 4 and 5 switch up the entire game plan randomly and try striking. That's money right there son.

>>150313552
The BBC daddy dickdown landed on my target I fear

>>150313536
>>150313552
Make my son stop...

It hurts so m-AGHHHHHHHHH!!!

HE'S PORKING MY MINGE!!!

STOP!!!

MAKE IT STOP!!!

so uh when are you guys gonna stop being all shitty and lame

is ufc dying in your country?

Kody Steele's Kodytender Steelies tonight

>>150313585
when Paddy Pimblett gets his title shot

>>150313585
As soon as you turn on your monitor playa!

>>150312753
He’s a fast starter. If that fight continues Murphy figures out range and timing and picks him apart for the next 11 minutes

Sent his ass back to the lobby with that monitor joke b

Tariq Nasheed is going to be in Volk's corner

>>150313598
>picks him apart for the next 11 minutes
pico's chin wasn't lasting that long b

>>150312870
>>150313197
Careful, you’ll rev the Picocel who still thinks he was right lmao

begging for yous lmao

>>150313620
Yeah you’re probably right. Even pillowfisted Leon 2.0 would’ve hurt him badly if the elbow misses

askren was winning until that fluke knee

I'm begging someone to make my son stop...

AGGHHHH!!!!!

Gane was beating Jon until the sub

>>150313624
Couldn't be me!

>>150313621
he killed himself

Dricus was winning until the 12 fluke takedowns

is the heemsensus that dricus won the story much like nateward diaz did against leon

>>150312811
If pico started to show respect to Murphy things would start looking like the Josh Emmett fight, where Murphy got enough space to start running feints and hard leg kicks and completely shut Emmett down
That's the entire idea with the counter elbows. Either stop crashing in and let me kick with you or get fucking killed. Pico is just as unequipped to deal with something like that as Emmett, his brain would have been fried

>>150313648
By winning the final moments of the fight Dricus did ostensibly win the fight yes.

>>150313631
he already hurt him badly with an elbow in the clinch

>>150313577
Kek BDlal is leaning in on this

>>150313648
very much like that when you think about it

>>150313657
Khamzat ended the fight on top

>>150313648
Skirt

>>150313659
>BDlal
Baby Daddy?

>>150313666
Khamzat started the fight on top

how hard is it to grasp that the wrestling equivalent of point striking is never going to win the story

>>150313448
hugs aren't fighting and you can't convince me otherwise, there's the Usman 50-43 and there's the Khabib 50-43, this was the former

>>150313472
I've seen it, the fact is that he said it just to say it because this cte'd nigger said that it was boring and didn't really like it in the same podcast and the fun part is that he can't follow his own advice because he has to leech off zoomers to achieve some sort of relevance for the first time in his entire career

/heem/ is the Sal D'amato of story judging

>>150313648
Nate finished Leon and chose not to win
Dricus was never really close to getting anything done at any point.

>>150313694
Du piglet’s lips grasped his Zatdaddy’s thang for 25 minutes. Taking Muzdaddy Milkies is the biggest win any pink piglet can hope for

reddit kept deleting threads about kwablal getting booed

Wait until he learns MMA is literally fighting scored by points.

>>150313671
O Block joke b

Did O’Malley win the story of Merab 1? He clearly won round 5 which is more than DDP can say

>>150313724
thanks for the reddit update poindexter

Chimaev was so dominant that the only criticism of him was that he didn't beat the shit out of DDP
He didn't give him CTE
idk how that becomes a story win for DDP

>>150313746
he was too afraid to open up or go for subs in case he gassed out
pretty obvious

>>150313746
I know but stranger things have happened.

Khamzat is holed up in some Chechen mansion with the belt, Cameron and vasti. Think he gives a fuck about "winning the story"?

>>150313711
>hugs aren't fighting

>>150313739
merab is a lot more like khabib than khamzat is

Tenacious D(ane)

>>150313755
>cameron and Vasti
Same person just in drag

the only caucasus fighters i like are Christian

wrestling bros you're trying to turn back the tide with buckets
just accept that the masses will never be entertained by non-fighting

>>150313761
Not really his ground and pound is ass
If he ever hurts people it’s on the feet because they’re omegagassed

>>150313774
the only caucaus figher I like is Apturo

>>150313739
khamzat was shooting out of fear

Just how sweet is Joe Rogan?

>>150313276
Call that the booty eater

>>150313793
Kys chomo

ok I'll explain this one more time
It's a story win for Dricus because he got crucified multiple times and kept getting back up

>>150313819
You are a kv wahrani

>>150313795
He can go to all the gyms do all the boxing he wants to but when you're born if you don't have heart you're not gonna do nothing out there. That's how sweet Joe is, trust me I'm the father.

>>150313713
Just a bunch of contrarian losers

>>150313795
Toooooooo sweeeeeeet (kevin r nash reference)

wrestling bros are like corrupt politicians who've lost their souls to the system
casual fans are like normal people who see the corruption and say "this is wrong"

Before
>khamzat has to win the fight in the first two rounds because if DDP weathers the storm he'll win the fight
after
>it's a story win that DDP weathered the storm even though he lost 5 rounds and was never close

Imagine how BDStards would’ve glazed Merab if he did to Umar what khamzat did to DDPoo

https://youtube.com/shorts/vsYQqR712cs?si=Yqu3QWlxNG_WqUfv

This is literally me.

>>150313829
fuck's that supposed to mean

enjoying wet blanketing to own the cazzies

>>150313648
If DDP hadn’t talked so much shit he’d have a 10-9 5th round story win but he spent all week saying he hopes Khamzat takes him down so they can wrestle. MASSIVE story loss for DDP

>>150313793
based

4:30 of ground control for five straight rounds is undeniably dominant but begs the question how didn't you get a finish

if khamzat threw in some taunts the score would have been 50-39

people forget man, DDP got crucifixed three times

Lmao BSDtards are still seething? Your boy got fucked up, Moicano turned his ass half Chinese!

>>150313624
>t. picked pico and ddp
Can’t win them all!

>>150313850
khamzat fans thought the storm couldn't be weathered

>>150313795
He has waved his own flaccid cock in front of his face

>>150313868
He didn’t really try for one. Went position over submission the entire fight. Stayed just active enough to not get stood up

>>150313853
you just admitted your boy is more boring than fucking merab. brutal

Merab is not boring.

(You) are a faggot btw

BSD trannys really thought they could beat DDP until Diamond Dustin Poirier knocked BSD the fuck out!

>>150313892
Gamed out faggot strategy cause hes scared of standing up with people lol

Merab is my 2rd favorite fighter!!!

>>150313858
Just spicing the thread up a bit

khamzat begging his corner to let him fight ends this whole argument

BSD, BDS

I'm assuming BDS is like "Brazza Derangement Syndrome" and BSD is for "Benoit Saint-Denis" but why BSD? I don't understand

>>150313925
>let's him fight
>eats one punch and gets knocked down
Nah his coaches were right

MMA can be described in three words: Mixed Martial Arts

>>150313927
What

>>150313917
>NOOOOOO YOU CANT FIGHT TO YOUR STRENGTHS AND WIN IN THE EASIEST WAY POSSIBLE NOOOOOOO

>*loses 50-41*
>Wow! He weathered the storm for 5 rounds
>this is a story win for DDP!

LET.
HIM.
FIGHT.

>>150313927
Because we're not spelling out his full name

>>150313936
This why we pay you the big bucks

>>150313942
>>*loses 50-41*
Didn't happen.

BSD niggas be like oui oui

>>150313940
>>150313942
Khamzat 100% could have gotten a TKO and should have went for it. If that's a fag opinion then a faggot am I!

>>150313940
The Falcons should have kneeled every play after 28-3 but you dont do that cause its a sport and not some fag game like chess

>>150313952
50-43 is more accurate
Either way it was the most pathetic title performance by a champ in UFC history

Finally Jony walker gets cut after he gets chinned in r1

>>150313959
Dricus is front runner for the kwarb award. That video of him after the fight looks like he legitimately got raped

>>150313955
>Khamzat 100% could have gotten a TKO
is this part of the story that DDP won?

Nigger

>>150313959
>50-43 is more accurate
Still did not happen.

>>150313955
It’s more demoralizing to keep a dude down and tap him on the forehead 500 times than elbow him to a TKO

Please stop arousing my son he takes it out on my minge...

>>150313955
>Khamzat 100% could have gotten a TKO
he tried a crucifix thrice
he simply doesn't have finishing power

>ortega/sterling comain at coffee time
Golden Age of America

MMA Joey is on an even harder tear than Danebro

>>150313969
*uproarious applause*

>>150313980
Please stop tearing up my minge...

It hurts your mommy...

>>150313965
I'm being critical of Khamzat I could care less about DDP

>>150313969
My cat just said those very words

>>150313976
You love my son...

Make him stop porking my minge...

this is good men fighting for the spirit of the law against corrupt lawyers
laying is evil, laying is exploitation, laying is a betrayal to all who know the soul of mma is gladiatorial

>>150314001
Please stop putting your pussy on my minge its eating me...

I dont particularly like them or their conduct

>>150313936
agp based sport

Ask Chimaev. We shut things down.

>>150314015
My son loves you...

Please make him stop filling up my moldy minge with his clitty juice...

DDP did more laying than Khamzat

How are you going to beat the heat this summer twin?

what do ken shamrock and oscar de la hoya have in common

Hope paramount lets UFC reduce the schedule eventually. UFC should do 25-30 events a year

>>150314036
Make my son stop...

He's hurting me...

>>150313655
Merab was a likeable underdog and Suga a forced project, not the same

>>150313893
You need to improve your reading comprehension my Hispanic friend

>>150314034
The good ol' Stillknocks Shutdown

ASMR Khamzat Chimaev fighting Dricus Du Plessis

We're soaring, we're flying

>>150314015
Shared sentiments bruder hh

>>150313655
Not true. Pico belongs. He is elite. He can compete with the top 10. He had 90 good seconds against Murphy therefore he could give Volk problems. You just don’t understand because you’re a cazzie

>>150314034
Du piglet is a subby bottom, xhe lays there like a fish and lets xer daddy get to work

>>150314055
Please get your clitty out of my minge you're hurting me!

>>150314035
Already cooled down now it's peak weather atm

what happened to shrimpstain?

Kaushik Saikumar. The future of MMA begins his legendary run tonight on DWCS. First, we redeem the contract. Then...? The world... :)

Kyle daukas is a ufc fighter again wow

if he tightens up his defense a little aaron pico may just have what it takes to be the next makwan amirkhani

>>150314065
It's 100 fucking degrees here pal

>>150314065
Stop munching on my minge...

You're hurting your mommy...

why is the freak doing it, he should kill himself

>>150313230
Honestly, giving 10-8s for a knockdown and 10-7s for multiple knockdowns is probably a good idea. I do feel that they should try and find a way to balance it so that it's fair to grapplers as well (i.e. reward them for GNP and submission attempts) but that'll be more difficult to work out I think.

>>150314073
>>150314085
Please stop my son...

He's hurting me...

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

HES PORKING MY MAGGOT MINGE!!!!

AGGHHHHH!!!

>>150314085
Turn your monitor on!

You didn't stop him...

My son just queefed clitty juice in my maggot minge...

>>150314060
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu8xjycjpto&t=2240s

What this sport needs right now is a really good Indian fighter to generate some seethe from the low IQ cracker fanbase

>>150314103
Dear God, not again somebody call Toby to clean this mess up.

Etf is happening in these threads lately? Everytime I come here its just schizo nonsense more so than usual even.

>>150314083
Boiling!

The seething low IQ cracker fanbase? Yeah Im part of that shit.

Reminder: From a purely objective standpoint, outside of Eddie Alvarez 10 years ago (who immediately lost the belt once he obtained it), Rizin and ONE have had more success in the UFC than Bellator/PFL.

Thoughts?

>shartkat
Why

>>150314119
No 100 F

>>150314117
319 seems to have done immense, possibly irreparable damage to these threads.

>>150314130
Ian Machado Garry took that mans soul

>>150314007
He tried to get submissions the entire fight. He got him in a crucifix and Goddard wouldn't call it(which unusual, this faggot loves early stoppages). He went for a kemura, Dricus got out of it. He went for rear naked, Dricus resisted. It's not Khamzat's fault that Dricus was too shit get up and too willing to simply accept being on the ground, yet unwilling to submit.

>>150314130
All banter aside Aspinall has only fought big fat shitters

>>150314113
He just loves spraying his BBC juice over me...

My son licks up the remains from my minge...

>>150314120
You have sex with black transsexuals.

lmao get fucked /heem/. keep talkin shit about fighters who have more balls than you ever will

>>150314142
Please stop sticking your clitty in my minge...

You're hurting your mommy...

>>150314140
Dricus has the only submission attempted even scored in the official stats.

>>150314142
He’s the lowest of all champions so that makes sense, you can’t have below guys who just lost

>>150314155
They mocked me for trying :'( that makes me a victim

>>150314140
and then you woke up

>>150314155
Personaly I think fighters have more stupidity than I do.

AGHHHHHHH!!!

AGHHHHH!!!!!!!

HES EATING MY MINGE!!!

HELP ME!!!!!

>>150314169
You try to and succeed at having sex with males.

My full legal name and residential address got leaked on 4chan :( I'm a victim boo hoo

>>150312294
I never realised she was a jeet until I looked at this pic

Imagine the nuerological pathways the childhood trauama must have caused to post that shit

>>150314185
Please stop my son...

He's vomiting up the maggots he ate back into my minge...

Picobros... how do we recover from this major setback?

>>150314167
>>150314170
They're full of shit, I watched the entire fucking fight.
He had the kimura in so strong, I thought maybe Dricus' arm broke because the look on his face was pure pain.

>>150314155
dricus knew he was gonna fight a guy who only wrestles and talked a big game how he was going to break this guys win streak and then fell for khamzats main gimmick of throwing a leg kick to provoke his opponent to try and check by going on one leg and then khamzat shoots for the single and gets the takedown immediately in the first round and then again and again throughout the fight making it look like he hadnt expected the thing that even casual fans were expecting to see

the official stats have never once lied

>>150314168
Fair enough the list is a farce anyway

some of y’all fell for the new mexico suit

My husband violated my son but that doesn't mean he should munch on my maggoty minge...

>>150314195
between this and the fake scorecards i'm thinking the khamzat fans are somehow the ones coping more

>>150314134
Who do we blame for this?

>>150314185
And you loved it.

Ohh fans keep taking pictures with my retarded son in them noooo not my hecking retarded son now I'm a victim too :(

>>150314199
Stop hurting me...

My minge isn't your meal...

>>150314206
The way they count sub attempts is objectively retarded. Dricus also went for like 4 guillotines and a choke in the fifth, it should be like 5 a piece

>>150314207
I blame Dricus b

>>150314130
Feel like Holloway's been on that list for a decade

>>150314221
okay just imagine that khamzat almost had a bunch of subs

>>150314209
What is this a reference to?

>>150314229
Dricus didn't make you munch on my minge...

You're hurting your mommy...

>>150314236
Yea I’ll continue actually watching the fight while realising compubox stats are just some retards subjective opinion

>>150314247
>>150314247
>>150314247

>>150314248
the official stats are subjective and whatever you vaguely think is true is objective... okay

How did people even watch fights before we had some numbers on a screen telling me what to think

>>150313284
Oil checks should be legal in MMA it would completely nullify dagefannies

>>150314122
Kai Kasakura Japan, hell of a fighter