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>Friday 22nd August
8pm West Ham United v Chelsea
>Saturday 23rd August
12.30pm Manchester City v Tottenham Hotspur
3pm AFC Bournemouth v Wolverhampton Wanderers
3pm Brentford v Aston Villa
3pm Burnley v Sunderland
5.30pm Arsenal v Leeds United
>Sunday 24th August
2pm Crystal Palace v Nottingham Forest
2pm Everton v Brighton & Hove Albion
4.30pm Fulham v Manchester United
>Monday 25th August 2025
8pm Newcastle United v Liverpool

thinking how dyche mindbroke el kloppo at klanfield so badly he was still seething about it 6 months later

>>150313695
In Newcastle he would become their legendary star that made them a top club. He could get his own statue at the grounds and a be cherished by fans for the rest of his life.

Instead he elects to be just another Ngubu mercenary at Liverpool who will be forgotten as soon as he retires. And for what? A few extra millions in his bank account? A few more trophies with a team that collects them like Happy Meal toys.

Thinking about how Manchester United win the Premier League this season

*waddles into the thread*

>>150314137
>A few more trophies
this is the bit

>>150314139
Feels good man

>>150313857
not a poortherner but id imagine they dont want city to win

just got this years shirt, what do you think lads?

This is what 1000 hours in paint gets you these days

my sources telling me garnacho to chelsea is done

RFN TORPEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>RFN torpedo
indeed these are blessed times for vectron

looks like rodrygo is arsenal's if they want him. city pulled out because they're not selling savinho.

Why are Chelsea signing Garnacho? Is it because he is black?

>>150314285
reinforcements were badly needed, nice little under the radar move

>>150314344
Why would they bother when they already have Martinelli, Trossard, Madueke, and Jesus at a push if he ever comes back to life. They're not even buying Eze.

>>150314555
Nwaneri is better for arsenal than eze functionally and financially. Looks like martinelli or trossard are being offloaded and a new winger will be brought in according to ornstien.

i think newcastle and liverpool must conclude isak negotiations asap
i don't care where he goes
>liverpool: the truth is i don't have the money. i was trying to scam you.
>newcastle: the truth is i am not selling the player to you. he has the need to play because of world cup next year. also our scouting team is a bit retard.
fans are starting to project their frustrations because of this.

>>150314624
God she's such a milf

Why is nobody talking about the spurs stinker? They were fucking shit. Allowed Burnley 14 shots at goal. Their defence is one decent striker away from capitulation.

>>150314658
>why is nobody calling a team that won 3-0 shit

probably because there's a team out there that spent 200m on forwards and couldn't create anything

>>150314634
Fuck all her (plot) holes

>>150314658
there were a few dodgy moments a better striker could have punished 100% but end of the day it was a clean sheet and gray, bergvall and sarr in midfield all young and attacking none of the more defensive options like palhinha and bentancur so its to be expected

>>150314624
Wish there were some pics of her minge and arsehole online

Corr
Sausages wrapped in a giant Yorkshire pudding with a gravy pot at Derby County £5

>>150314790
"Harry, Harry, Harry"

>i'm the fatman
BRAAAP

>>150314344
They're just stalling on it so Spurs don't have Savinho for the game on Saturday

>>150314883
rumour is city dont want to sell now but who knows with all the "itk" shitposting
might as well read RFN half the time

Did this guy speedrun the being hated by Pep path?
Had one random game in the FA cup final and however many in the CWC and now he's off

u got a loicense to post that porno m8

>>150314924
He isn't hated there's just no minutes for him with the squad being so big and Pep doesn't want him rotting on the bench all season. same reason Vitor Reis is at Girona now.

>>150314914
dave wtf

Man United have 0 points

>>150314914
THATS THE WRONG KIND OF GOBBLE

>>150314994
ok but how many goals?

>>150314594
Isn't Nwaneri like 18 though? I would have expected Arsenal to be a bit more careful with their players with the amount of injuries they had last season. But it definitely is the financially better option.
And Rodrygo's wages and his reluctance to play RW still makes me think Arsenal wouldn't go for him.

>>150315013
Also 0

>>150315047
ok but how many moral victories?

>>150315062
1 massive moral victory, which some would argue is better than winning a game of football

>>150314344
Arsenal have no money after spending 1.2 billion on a pile of crap players in the last few years, not winning anything, and not being able to sell any of the crap players they no longer want. They bought Madueke as their LW signing because Chelsea let them pay in installments over 10 years. They didn't go in for Isak who wanted to join them, they didn't bid for Arteta's target Sesko because he was too expensive, and they spent 6 weeks haggling over a couple of million with Sporting during which time anyone club could have come in and triggered Gyokeres release clause. And now they let Eze go to Spuds.

They're broke.

can any germans confirm the refund policy on this aldi fella?

Eze has joined Tottenham btw

>>150314606
why is luke so desperate for isak to stay
the club should be bigger than one player

I don't think spurs and united finish in the top 10.

>>150315148
How bad must Ten Hag's training sessions be? Everyone is running away from him

>>150315389
groundhog day
>next game away to Bestham
relegation spots here we gooooooo!

>>150315138
>They're broke.

spent another 200m with no outgoings btw

>>150315389
groundhog day
>next game away to Bestham
relegation spots here we gooooooo!

Reminder spurs bottled a 2-0 lead in the 90 mins and on pens. Anyone who thinks they'll finish above 13th is deluded.

>66 about to get schooled by some random tekky Spanish baller for the first time
Basado

Sky six should re launch the super league under the umbrella of the Biggest 6 clubs the universe have ever seen, we can't keep playing with shitters day in day out.

>>150315462
You should fly out to Madrid and become his stalker, you're obsessed with him.

>>150315485
bizarre thing to say dave, very bizarre

>>150315401
>UCL XIs against bayern
most them had affordable release clauses (except hincapie) or returned to their former clubs (end of loan)

>>150315450
Against the best club in the world

>>150315628
dont argue with the shitty baits m8 its clearly just a seething autist

i am important and i deserve to be listened too
arsenal will win the league

>>150315462
debut for danny hjuilson as well

>>150315628
Against a team who played one game in 31 days

>>150315641
>seething
>at spurs bottling again

Meanwhile
>the city of Russell Martin

>>150315485
Not as obsessed as you are with Wirtz

>>150315850
No idea what you're on about. But please keep being hate-obsessed with a player who left your club.

>>150315628
I thought Chelsea had played Palace

>>150315830
what are they smoking at rangers
how can a club be run this poorly

>>150315972
that last one was a goalazo to be fair

>>150315628
That's Chelsea though

>>150315999
i need a belgium anon to inform me that brugge are better away than at home

>>150314139
Correct

#FreeIsak

>>150315899
Thank you I will. He's playing shit btw.

>>150316538
Hmm reckon you should hand in a transfer request then, dickhead.

>>150316538
Two ways to solve this
>Hands in a transfer request
>Liverpool pay £150m
Neither are happening yet it's Newcastle who are the bad guys.

>>150315247
Reckon Man United finish in the top 1

>>150316538
ehehehehehehehe

Two ways to solve this
>Hands in a transfer request
>Newcastle pay £50m
Neither are happening yet it's Brentford who are the bad guys.

>>150316538
just get it done this is boring now

>>150316560
I wonder if they would actually sell if they got offered 150m.
I think they've told Liverpool to come back once a replacement is secured, which is why nothing had happened.

>>150316575
Totally different situation though. Wissa isn't worth anywhere close to £50m when he's 28 with a year left on his contract.
Not sure who are calling Brentford the bad guys neither because it definitely isn't the media.

>>150316591
>I think they've told Liverpool to come back once a replacement is secured
Will be a long wait for Liverpool then since Newcastle keep getting SNUBBED

>>150316538
He sounds like my ex
>>150316560
Liverpool were never gonna paying 150. Especially now that player publicly says he refuses to play for them and that transfer got dragged to deadline day

>>150316608
Probably because nobody cares about transfers between 2 Irrelevant 14 teams

>>150316591
yeah this is obviously the problem the clubs will be in contact and probably already have agreement on a price but newcastle literally can't sign a replacement and can't start a season with gordon at striker

>>150316538
This is what Luke Edwards swears isn't leaving him

>>150316591
Sounds like they feel at the moment there aren’t really any strikers available that could be a replacement, at any price, who’d come to Newcastle. Ekitike and Sesko were deemed good enough, the rest aren’t Isak-level so to speak, so word is that they’re digging in so as not to splash money on a stop-gap. Is this retarded? Probably yes. And I’m sure there’s good strikers available, even good young ones. But Newcastle seem firm.

Why don't Newcastle sign Harry Kane?

Isak won't be leaving because there's no replacement on the market anymore. He should just suck it up and maybe wait till January.

>>150316645
They're totally deluded about how big the club is. Nobody knows or gives a fuck about Newcastle outside of this country. They should have gone for Calvert-Lewin or that shitter that Brentford are signing from Bournemouth.

>>150316538
>... it doesn't reflect what was really said and agreed behind closed doors
>The reality is that promises were made...
>When promises are broken and trust is lost, the relationship can't continue...

TRENT™ looks like he's scared of his own shadow

>>150316538
Same thing happened with Luka Modric wanting to go from Spurs to Chelsea.

>>150316686
How long before they call him a nigger on el chiringuito?
I say one month

>>150316686
Tried to tell people Madrid was going to be too much for him to deal with. He'll be loaned back to the PL next winter I guarantee it.

>>150316645
If they weren't so retarded they could have had Ekitike or Darwin easily. Now they'll end up paying half of what they get for Isak on Wissa

I'm just happy with my popcorn watching Liverpool Socialist Club blow 500m in one window and cry and seethe constantly about not signing Isak desu

>>150316645
I would say Wissa is not far off Isak level desu and they should really hurry up with that deal even if it ends up expensive.
It could cost them CL football.

>>150316538
>sign contract
>refuse to fulfil it
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO WHAT I SAID I WOULD DO

>>150316730
t.doesn't understand socialism at all

>>150316743
how many times have you made this exact post now?

>>150316665
what is really like to know is why Kane doesn't want to play in the prem and break the goal scoring record, and everything that comes along with that. Instead he wants to win forgettable bundes titles, I don't understand

Do English roses take it up their arse?

>>150316763
Probably once you seething manky scouse git

>Poo Geordie comparing the Isak situation to Jota
Fucking hell

>>150316769
rumour is he wants to come back next summer

i think it's time for newcastle to sell isak to leeds

how far down the pyramid do i have to go to find the true english game?

Why didn't Liverpool or Newcastle just sign Gyökeres when he was available for 80% of the window

TRENT™ just punting it into the ether now

>>150316808
he's shit

>>150316808
Because he's a spoon footed talentless fraud

>>150316808
Because he's shit. RFN called it as usual.

cant imagine being the type of bender watching real madrid over rangers

>>150314355
No it’s because he’s a nigger
Captcha G2NGR

>>150316808
Wanted him at Liverpool but he was always going to join Arsenal so it was a forgone conclusion. He'd be better than isak in our attack.

it gone crazy

>>150316808
>Brighton reject

>>150314797
Facking decent

>>150316833
the Madrid game is on tsn4 so I don't need to 'sail the high seas' (hehe)

>>150316808
Liverpool didn't sign him because they didn't want a repeat of Darwin Nunez. Newcastle didn't sign him because Eddie Howe's retarded nephew is in charge of transfers over there

>>150316872
i'll be breaking the news at 9.30. get rekt kfc man.

>>150315148
The manager of my local lidl is literally called aldi and it makes me giggle every time I go in there

>>150316872
Kek this guy is hilarious

RFN TORPEDOOOOOOOOO

>>150316861
>Wanted him at Manure back when Redcafe ITKs were pretending him and Amorim had a Gentleman's agreement, but he was always going to join Arsenal so it was a forgone conclusion seeing as he SNUBBED us 3 times. He'd be better than Sesko in our attack and would have cost 30m less.
We know Dave

>>150316913
was about to make dinner, guess it will have to wait!

>>150316872
Is that 10:30 Indian time or local time?

so fucking hyped for this RFN TORPEDO

>>150316808
Portuguese League tricks everyone again

>>150316808
Wrong striker profile.
One had Isak already and Ekitike was seen as the Isak replacement.

isak to liverpool now officially on. latest statement has forced newcastle's hand. expect bid of £130m to go in tomorrow and to be accepted.

>>150316808
fool me once; shame on you, fool me twice; shame on me

>>150316985
HOOOOOLYYYY TOOOOOOORPEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOO

nothing hits quite like an RFN TORPEDO

>>150316538
Why is the newcastle subreddit fuming at this? Why is it ok for a club to force a player to change club if they don't perform well enough but if a good player dares to want to move before a contract ends, then he is the worst person on Earth?

Eddie the coward is to blame for this, followed by Scousers for unsettling the player.
Geordies will not go after either.

He's often imitated, never duplicated!

nothing hits quite like an RFN TORPEDO

I'm just glad there's no discussion over matches to have taken place two days ago
Grrr it made me so livid!!!!

>>150317047
you can say that again! love the peak behind the curtain he provides us

what does RFN stand for again

Is it really Isak's fault that nobody wants to play for Newcastle? Why should he suffer because of their incompetence?

>>150317023
>>150317047
Afraid we've caught RFN cooking the reviews lads
Shameful act of samefaggotry

>>150317063
get off of 4chan isak

>>150317083
common detractor photoshop

>>150317063
Does he want to leave like?
I haven't seen a transfer request from him.

>>150317083
How can I trust the RFN Torpedoes now?

>>150317083
honestly pathetic to think of you giggling away with your AI tools cooking this up

Is it really a good thing for Liverpool to spend £130M + tip on locker room cancer?

Are there any Newcastle fans here? Can you please speak up? Why do you act so entitled?

>>150316938
He'd be great at united too. Sesko is a fraud.

>>150316808
he's shite mate innit

>>150317126
You're drunk isak. Calm down lad

>>150317123
The moment ekitike started to score goals and play better than wLirtz, isak transfer stopped looking good business

>>150316861
You mean scousers like yourself are too stupid to learn from the Darwin Nunez mistake of reading too far into form in the Portuguese league?

>>150317204
>wLirtz
this will be the one that sticks

>>150317083
FAKE NEWS! SAD!

>Isak tells them last season he wants to move
>Newcastle shoot down any offer to buy him
>Newcastle refuse to pay him what he's worth
>Newcastle can't attract anyone
>Newcastle can't keep their word
>Newcastle burning shirts and behaving like this
>
>Somehow this makes Isak the bad guy

>>150317023
can't talk about chelsea

>get a lead
>take taa off immediately

>>150317217
Homeless Mancs aren't Scousers no matter how much they wish they were

Is it true Isak has been invited to the Saudi embassy? What's their agenda?

>>150317272
0 Tackles
0 Duels Won
15 Possessions Lost
0/4 Long Balls
1/7 Accurate Crosses
Nutmegged

>>150317243
>Newcastle refuse to pay him what he's worth
It's worse than that, they gave Anthony Gordon an improved contract in the meantime

>>150317281
he'll be heading there shortly

Just sell Isak already. He's right. This relationship can't continue. He clearly hates Newcastle and the locker room hates him. What are you gonna do? Let him deprecate in value and eat shit on the PSR? Just sell him and move on. He's never playing again.

Gyokores had 0 shots vs Manchester United

Why are swedes so worried about isak?
You still have gyokeres

>>150317310
The problem is that they have no replacements because no one wants to play for their shitty club so they want Isak to suffer because of it. Their club is going under regardless.

>>150316538
Fake News. I've said for weeks Isak is going nowhere and will be apologizing to Eddie Howe any day now

>>150317243
>has 3 years left on his contract
>tells them he wants to leave
>cries when they say no

Isak is a baby.

The way newcastle are treating Isak is frankly disgusting, UEFA should get involved for the welfare of the player

Let him go you scotch bastards

>>150317333
Gyökeres is a tugao fraud while Isak is an actually good player.

>>150316803
U8 little league

>>150317083
RFN WATERGATE

>>150317345
How did you rate Trafford's performance for Newcastle at the weekend Luke?

Newcastle should sit Isak on the bench for a season and ban him from the training ground.

Then they can get £130M from Liverpool next summer.

>>150317359
>Isak is an actually good player

>>150317333
I personally just find it funny. He's acting like a bitch, which is funny in and of itself, but what's funnier is how much seethe him acting like a bitch is causing.

>>150317058
Real fucking nigga

>>150317419
Again, because Newcastle are screwed without him and they are slowly realizing how undesirable their club is to play for. Of course they are seething.

>>150317386
Yeah you might want to shave off 100 mil if we're talking about a player who has not even trained, much less actually played a proper game, for a full year. Sell now or eat shit.

>>150317374
don't be fooled by IBP and his sloppy inspect element job

if i was newcastle owner, i wouldn't sell him
but i am not and i don't care for any of those teams

It's obviously what's going to come from this
Give Everton a 10 point deduction

Spurs under the radar this season. 17th place finish last season means nobody expects anything and they can go about their business quietly.
Liverpoo have made too many changes in the off-season.
Arsenal have fallen for the Portuguese league scam.
Chelsea will always be an inconsistent mess.
Man United are a joke.
Newcastle are in crisis mode with their best player refusing to play.
City are the only team that will clearly improve.

>promises broken
>still turns up every week and carries them to their first trophy in 70 years

Poocastle did Isak dirty

Graeme Souness on this situation:

"Absolutely disgraceful from Paul Pogba"

>Fuck Shearer, fuck Auf Weidersen Pet, and fuck Ant & Dec

Based Isak

Newcastle should just crawl back to the table and accept the 110 mil bid. He's only deprecating in value with each passing day.

>>150317602
doesn't work like that retard. he will still be worth a fortune next year even if he doesn't play

liverpool are absolutely fucking sandcastle and it's hilarious

>>150317620
Like hell he will. He'll be 27 barely having played for a full year. It's now or never. He won't be worth shit in a year.

>>150317636
You are deluded. He will retain most of his value easily.

Something something let him be free, something something you should be happy for him

The humbling Newcastle have gotten this summer has been delicious.

>arne slot loses first final to NUFC
>concocts plan
>shills interest in Isak to bin dipper press, some reaches camp, unsettles Isak
>allows him to spiral over the window resulting in burning the bridge with NUFC
>will quietly let the deal freeze over while exposing isak as a crybaby fraud to the sports press

bravo arne

>>150317583
Kek accurate

>>150317620
>>150317546
>>150317657
Newcastle are already struggling to attract players. If you go scorched earth with Isak then you make any players with ambition even less likely to join in future

>>150317689
you're not getting him for a cut price deal, scousemong.

>>150317597
Are we sure Kerkez's parents weren't potatoes?

>>150317702
mind your own business AW (we know it's not GB as he would never confront the scouse directly)

>The denial
>The anger
>The bargaining
Acceptance soon

Sneeds have decided to capitalise on their strong start to the season by signing permanently injured BAMEdross from AC Milan, who couldn’t pass a medical in fucking Italy of all places. For 20 million Euros. Remember that when the promoted clubs go back down it’s because of shit like this

>>150317583
>Pro-Liverpool Media
Not just Liverpool, the media in general have been wanting Isak to leave for Arsenal/Liverpool for months. Was practically every week on the BBC
>why have Arsenal not signed him yet

whatever happens it's looking like it will be a fiery game on monday that you can catch live only on sky sports

>>150317754
>irrelevant 14er victim mentally
lmao. bet you weren't holding this energy when the saudis came in.

>>150317689
nope, you will make every rat to doubt if join or not newcastle
there are professionally responsible players who calmly continue training and fulfilling their obligations.
it's a bad trait for a player to decide to rebel and leave a club. Any manager knows that.
the only positive thing is Isak officially submitted his transfer request and put an end to this drama.
>https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/c77jgrj20ylo
Now everything is in Newcastle's hands because Liverpool (coincidentally) will take advantage of Isak's statement to avoid raising the transfer fee.

>>150317758
>Match abandoned after Newcastle get 5 red cards

GB getting ready to post about Arsenal. Anything to move it along from confronting his ultimate fear: Scousers

>>150317765
I have no idea what you even mean by that.

>Liverpool FC are looking for a masseuse for Isa Slot. The requirements for the role are: muscular and black.
[Fabrizio Romano]

>>150317765
>this energy

>>150317779
crying that the God Six take the best players. it's newcastles fault for not knowing their place.

Vicario
Porro - Romero - van de Ven - Spence
Palhinha - Gray
Kudus - Eze - Savinho
Richarlison

watch out lads

>>150317800
You won't win FPL with that

>>150317766
I hate to break it to you, but none of these players are joining Newcastle because they grew up dreaming of the Tyne and think they can win the PL/CL there.

They see Newcastle as a stepping stone, a mutually beneficial agreement. They help Newcastle solidify in CL, and in return they get to show off and move to a top club in a few years time

Now any player/agent that wants to end up at a top club will see Newcastle is a dead end for their career and go elsewhere. So newcastle gets stuck with shitters from Brentford and the like

Newcastle are completely missing the bigger picture

>>150317795
>all except a certain group of clubs should have no ambitions whatsoever
You might as well abolish all leagues if you have opinions that fucking retarded.

>>150316538
do black people not understand what a contract is

>>150317800
Looks pretty good to be fair
Solid 5th place

howling at this grifter

>>150317766
>they're struggling to attract players
they just went retard and tried to reach players with cheap offers and too late
everyone hijacked their targets.
everytime they reached some player/club, there was a bigger club offering more money
>>150317813
>I hate to break it to you..
you know that not every player involved in this transfer window didn't went awol, right?

>>150317847
>spackers will believe this actually happened

>>150317819
you need to learn your place. players would rather sign for 15th place man u than champions league newcastle. sorry but the God Six are the God Six for a reason.

>>150317847
sick of this cunt now

>>150317847
RFN already broke this, do try to keep up.

>>150317597
Did I miss another Liverpool trophy?

>>150317813
>Metrocentre FC

>>150317871
Sorry, I meant Eldon Square FC. Don't want a certain sperg in this general have a meltdown because I used the wrong North East shopping centre.

>>150317839
>do black people not understand what a contract is
they think 'contract' is a song you release while in prison

I'm disappointed the transfer didn't happen in time for Isak to start for Liverpool at the Newcastle away game this weekend. We could have had kino. We were robbed.

>>150317800
>Savinho
Thought that was off

>>150317663
This guy is NOT a thespian

>>150317911
It's goes back and forth between on and off.

>>150317922
alright

>>150317847
starting to think he should stick to kfc

>>150317852
>everytime they reached some player/club, there was a bigger club offering more money
Because it's a PSR issue.

>>150317847
Newcastle keeping a man caged, just let him be free to live his life

KFC man with his biggest crock of shit yet

isak to the saudi embassy
HERE WE GO!

>>150317847
>Guaranteed the transfer record
>Still can't bring anyone in
The incompetence is absolutely astonishing

>>150317800
didn't archie gray struggle badly last season?

>RFN breaks that Isak to Liverpool is almost done
>Indy instantly copies him and adds a load of crap on top it
We know which ITK we stan here

why is football filled with gentlemen agreements
if it ain't written down, it ain't worth shit

>>150317979
ridiculous isn't it mate. i expect this from the traditional mainstream media but not from indy.

>>150317993
Mate that's what journalism is now, just total dishonesty from so many sides. Luckily with you and your torpedos we know we can trust you. Never stop doing what you do mate!

Ignore me, i'm a fraud

>>150317993
>>150318003
HE'S DONE IT AGAIN

RFN WATERGATE

>>150317993
>>150318003
He’s had an absolute mare

>>150317978
what was he supposed to do? magically adapt to every position the fat greek demanded he play? as an 18-19 year old in the premier league?

>false flagging as RFN
very very obvious

>>150317993 (You)
Mate that's what journalism is now, just total dishonesty from so many sides. Luckily with you and your torpedos we know we can trust you. Never stop doing what you do mate!

>>150317993
>>150318003
Can't believe we've caught RFN cooking the reviews yet again
Disgraceful behaviour, how can anyone trust a repeat offender like this ever again?

>>150318056
THIS ISN'T ME JUST FUCK OFF!!! FUCKING SICK OF IT!!!! DISGRACE!!!!

>>150318003
>>150318052
RFN lad pack it in

BREAKING NEWS (4CHAN EXCLUSIVE): ALEXANDER ISAK LOOKING TO LEAVE #NUFC

>>150318077
THIS ISN'T ME!!!!! JUST FUCK OFF!!!!! FUCKING SICK OF THIS NOW!!!!

Fuck me you're a bunch of mongs.

>>150318052
Oh no... no RFN lad you can't be doing this...

>>150317993
>>150318003
>>150318052
He's only gone and done it a third time

>>150317723
Take your meds and turn your VPN off Dave

Hakimi to Prison, Here We Go!

if you keep pretending to be RFN hes going to stop leaking information here and you will have to rely on ornstein and romano like plebians

BREAKING NEWS (4CHAN EXCLUSIVE): ALEXANDER ISAK WILL NOT BE SOLD THIS WINDOW

MASS SCOUSE SUICIDES EXPECTED

so rfn is isak?
Rat From Newcastle

NEITHER OF THOSE POSTS WERE ME!!!!!! PLEASE STOP IT FOR FUCK SAKE I'M AT MY WITS END WITH THIS DECEIT AND LIES!!!!!

>>150318150
BOMBAAAAAAAAAA

if you keep pretending to be RFN hes going to stop leaking information here and you will have to rely on ornstein and romano like plebians

I'm more of a rugby guy to be honest

Retarded Nucking Figger was actually the original itk, I copied his name and made it racist because I’m gay

Newcastle cutting off their nose to spite their face

>>150318186
Thanks for finally manning up and admitting that

This is what happens when you don't stay humble and work your way up from the 9/5 and overtime at KFC

>Newcastle saying Isak is staying
Good luck trying to get players in now kek.

>>150318236
They already can’t get players in you fucking retard, how would selling Isak help that?

Bold play from a club with Antony Gordon right there waiting for his boyhood club to tap him up

The Scousers are properly shagging the Geordies now
It's not even like when a Rentboy sells his arse to fund a match ticket
it's deeper and far more forceful

>>150318199
isak the kwab

>>150318236
As if it wasn't hard enough already lmao. No player with any sort of ambition whatsoever is ever going to go to Newcastle now. Legit what is the draw? If you turn good they'll refuse to increase your wages and block any sort of transfer. Might as well go to the Saudi league. At least you'll get paid.

i'm in heaven now la

>>150318267
he hasnt scored in like 30 games or some shit

>>150318313
After a murder and suicide? Doubt it

>>150318308
They did offer to increase your wages, Alex. You turned it down for footballing reasons (ie, Liverpool were offering £100kpw more).

>>150318199
Wether they sell him or not doesn't change the fact that Liverpool made them their bitches without even trying
It's funnier if they don't even get the money for it

>>150318316
Oh signing him wouldn't be the objective

>>150318199
Kek, Isak's agent has made him look an absolute prat.

Why would Liverpool even want a player who's refusing to train
Same thing will happen to them in 2 years with Real Madrid

I know the usage of 'trips' usually brings a negative connotation with it, however would /epl/ look the other way if RFN got one, if nothing else but to not tarnish his good name? Just one man's opinion is all

>wife tells you she doesn't want to be with you and wants to be with the neighbour instead
>tell her she isn't leaving, despite her telling you she doesn't love you anymore
wtf, newcastle are abusers!!!!

>>150318323
>heres your non-competitive minor wage increase
>we cant give you any more because itd ruin our wage structure :(
>but youre definitely not allowed to leave youre too valuable even if we wont pay you as such!!!!!
On an unrelated note, isn't it strange how all those players snubbed Newcastle this summer?

>>150318348
nice looking out mate, but the prevalence of ai tools render trips useless, thanks anyway ;)

>>150318348
I think it's too late, I can't trust a torpedo ever again

Geordie Bastard you going to grow a spine any time soon or (HE WON'T)
getting properlly shagged here by the Scousers!

>>150318370
Put a transfer request in. Oh wait, too late now you ran your mouth on Instagram like a fucking imbecile.

>Announce he's worth 150m, 40m more than the transfer record
>Tell him you can't pay him what he's worth
Fuckin' Genius from Agent Howe

Haha that Luke Edwards mong trying to play it off as if he's won. Clown.

>>150318370
Do you know how PSR works, Alex?

>>150318199
Isakbros...Scousesisters...

He's just going to screenshot random X accounts all night

>You sign a new contract every season depending on your market valuation and will happily take a paycut if your valuation drops because you had a poorer season than the one before
Can't believe I have to share a general with these kind of retards.

>>150318463
All the more reason you should sell while the value is at its peak? Or do you only have PSR problems when it comes to contract negotiations? They just magically vanish when there's talks about injecting 110 mil into the coffers? Can't be that bad? But bad enough to not being able to offer a player you value at 150 mil what he's evidently worth. Makes perfect sense to me?

>>150318481
No, that's Liversimp being a faggot as usual.

>>150318331
devilish

>Wissa and Isak do what Gyokores did but get slated for it
Why is that?

all the lads

>>150318550
Brentford and Newcastle don't have armies of terminally online simps defending their every move.

>>150318550
Gyokeres deal was very evidently just about dotting the Is and crossing the Ts
These deals are more complicated

>Newcastle don't have armies of terminally online simps defending their every move.
LMFAOOOooOooOoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GB is real and he is fucking petrified of Scousers, jesus christ

>>150318558
Great, now you've rattled scousemong

>>150318579
>>150318586
Compared to Arsenal? Come on lads.

>>150318586
It’s tawlf, b

>>150318589
Don't care. If he gets upset by that he's a right daft twat.

Why is the richest club on the planet failing to get an above-average striker under their contract to go to training, that'd be a good question to properly get answered

>>150318599
oh a hunnerd persent b, in iny of facet

liverpool idea: never entertain trying to do business with shambolic clubs like newcastle again
at least mike ashley could knew when there was a deal to be done

>>150318620
>at least mike ashley could knew when there was a deal to be done

>>150318613
We already know - PSR.

Fabrizio Romano resembles a half-fish half-frog descendent of Dagon, I can imagine him in a flat cap reading a newspaper suspiciously in a tavern in Innsmouth

Well hello dere I be Rufus, can someones tells me the numbers for mista Todd Boehly

Disregard, I suck cocks

What's going through his mind?

>>150318620
they literally just released a statement saying a deal can be done

Free my nigga assholes

>>150318604
we don't sign our posts here

>>150318743
A deal could always be done. It's not Newcastle's fault if Liverpool suddenly have an aversion to spending money.

They've learned nothing from this summer have they

>>150318763
>It's not Newcastle's fault if Liverpool suddenly have an aversion to spending money.

thats not why the deal hasn't been done

the language in this thread...
how would semenyo feel? has anyone considered that?

>>150318396
do you know that the instagram post could be a transfer request?

>>150318766
Hopefully a journo breaks ranks and asks why Eddie lied about the thigh injury
It was a lie
He lied to the tea-towel wearers

>>150318784
>He lied to the tea-towel wearers

what lol, imagine thinking this wasn't discussed before they said anything about why he wasn't on the tour

>>150318784
Newcastle United have a known history of banning journalists so it won't happen.

Why are Liverpool fans seething so much?

>>150318817
The tapping-up didn't work
We've noticed them tapping up Isak for over a year now via the media

how do i get paid to make up transfer stories?

>>150318817
indians being indian theyre just an unpleasant people

>>150318757
>>150318766
He's going to to play maybe 5 more games in total scoring maybe 1 goal before they'll sell him for 50 mil in the summer. What an absolutely retarded club.

>>150318832
i don't get paid i do it for the love of the game

>>150318828
like pottery >>150314606

>>150318817
When you're so used to playing the victim and getting all of your own way, when you don't get your own way for a change it feels like a genocide.

>>150318838
nah I think either Newcastle get their act together and finally sign a striker or two and sell him this month or they meekly sell him at Christmas when theyre playing like shit because they don't have a striker and need the money for a spending spree

Newcastle getting fully bent over by Liverpool FC and their cowardly fans still won't go after Scousers is the inarguable fact of the matter.

who is going to sign lookman and why does he look so fat

>>150318862
They don't need to sell him though that's the whole point. What they can't afford is a big transfer fee and big wages.

>>150318906
>They don't need to sell him though that's the whole point

they'll will when theyre 12th and they have a huge asset thats worthless to them on the pitch

>>150318883
Look, man. I just ain't gonna sign him!

>>150318757
>>150318766
>Newcastle stand their ground over their player being a cunt
>Liverpool plastics have an absolute tantrum in response and expect Newcastle to just sell Isak to their bandwagoned club of choice for £0
Fucking hilarious.

>>150318763
A deal could always be done. It's not Brentford's fault if Newcastle suddenly have an aversion to spending money.

I’m proper confused lads
RFN and Indy Kentucky are saying Isaks instagram post means the transfer is more on than ever
But mainstream journalists and Newcastle Uniteds official website have put out statements saying he’s not leaving
Don’t know who would be more in the know or who to believe

Isak is a crybaby bitch

>>150319382
>I’m proper confused lads
#MeeToo

Just seen Alexander Isak in the parking area of the PFA awards wearing a full Liverpool kit
He had to be restrained and dragged to the floor by security after he ran towards a random bald man screaming “ARNE IS IT YOU? ARNE-ACK”

>>150319466
BIG (if true)

>isak confirmed staying

Gyokeres was available. I'll always remind everyone.

EXCLUSIVE: Newcastle now have NO intention of allowing Alexander Isak to leave in light of bombshell statement

Club have pursued alternatives & would've explored sale to Liverpool

But message from top tonight is clear - he'll be told he is STAYING

>>150319518
Gyokeres is awful

Does Isak have the shittest/most retarded agent in world football?

Liverpool fans absolutely seething about Newcastle acting like a proper club. You can't get whoever you want, silly cunts.

ive heard enough im calling it
liverpudlians to now be known as livercucklians

>>150319569
Based. Isak well and truly put in his place. Imagine trying to boss your club around when you have 3 years left on your contract.

inb4 Liverpool fans crying

>>150319598
Liversnublians

>>150319569
Proper club? You're keeping a player publicly burning bridges, refusing to play, while desperately needing the money the sale would bring. He's not going to bring any value to the team. His own valuation is only going to drop. The drama around the whole affair is not going away until he eventually *does* leave, affecting the players/staff. The only positive thing keeping him does for "the club" is placate the Saudi owners egos.

Newcastle now gonna sell Livramento to City and thank the player for his cooperation and professionalism during the difficult window.

Who will sign Rodrygo?

Hello Loserpool customers

>>150318883
Spurs NEED to get him instead of Savinho

>>150319672
Man City and the deal was agreed months ago. Currently they're holding off on getting him until they can squeeze more money out of Spurs for Savinho and also to delay the deal enough so that Savinho can't start for them against City on Saturday.

Just seen Isaks bald black head roll out onto the pavement outside the Saudi embassy in London. I’m just out walking my dog who sniffed it then pissed on it

>>150319602
>Based. Isak well and truly put in his place.
Go after the Scousers GB you fucking coward

>>150319699
Hmmm sounds like bullshit but I believe it

This is the first real transfer window in what feels like ages. Real drawn out sagas and dramas and even fully out of the blue moves like Luuk de Jong to Porto. It’s been nonstop. I feel like a little kid again. God I love /trans/ lads

>>150319648
>desperately needing the money the sale would bring

>>150319747
Fabrizio is all over it and if any part of the deal was off, the players and clubs involved would've said so

Just unfollowed Isak on instagram
Bet he’s panicking

>>150319422
checkmate

Look, it's very simple and I don't know how none of you are understanding this.

Alexander Isak is not for sale. Unless £150m is offered. Which is our valuation of the player. A valuation that of course doesn't exist because he isn't for sale. Unless we sign some new strikers to replace him first. Which we're not doing because of course he won't be leaving as he isn't for sale. Unless of course our valuation is met. That, again, we don't have because he isn't for sale.

>>150319422
>>150319872
scousers getting aggressive again

Mfw the Saudi Royal Family want to continue paying me £140k per week for the next 3 years to play premier league and champions league football
It really is a hard life for some

>>150319876
do you work for the club? you said our and we a lot.

>>150319891
Why is everyone associated with Liverpool FC such crybabies?

Does the scouser have a point?

>>150319925
I'm Sheik Mohammad Al-Binbag, owner and operator of Newcastle United Corporation.

>>150319936
You're crying in this post

>>150319965
Everyone and everything is for sale if the right conditions are met including his mums fanny
Unfortunately for dirty scousers, the conditions are 150M and Liverpool changing their logo to the Saudi flag. Thank you

>>150319127
>pointing out what will happen is a tantrum

you really are low iq dave

>>150320006
The conditions are actually just "Newcastle sign 2 strikers" but they can't do it because they're a joke club with Eddie Howe's nephew in charge of transfers kek

>>150319979
nice to meet your mr sheikh

One of the funniest transfer sagas of all time. Just needs Isak showing up outside Anfield on deadline day to really cap it off. A truly momentous humiliation ritual of a window for both Newcastle and Isak. Isak has guaranteed he won't be respected anywhere he goes and might have even put people off buying him to begin with thanks to his tantrum and his agents' antics. Meanwhile Newcastle have established themselves as not even a stepping stone club anymore, but an active poison to a young player's career where they will lie to your face and refuse to sell you when push comes to shove, derailing your career out of ego and pride. Thus ensuring no young talent ever joins them again.

I really wish we were getting these reports live from outside the grounds with dildos being waved in the background.

is this the thread for american loserpool plastics who need to have a cry

>>150320099
I would feel bad for Elanga but he's not even that good

>>150320115
kinda odd you specifically mention american flags when if you scroll up it's not american flags at all

Was the Babelcopter really a thing?

>>150319920
LOOK AT ME
I’M THE SCOUSER NOW

>arsenal customers seething
>resident scouser writing walls of text no one will read (100% seething)
>scousemong seething
great day so far chaps

Ohhhh Antony elanga
He plays in black and white
He’s rapid and he hates the fucking mackems
And he shags our Geordie girls all night

>>150320048
Was it Ten Hag as well that had a family member appointed to be in charge of transfers?

>>150320099
We need a bit more Lukaku-waxing-lyrical-about-Inter moments from Isak.

>>150320180
its almost 2am

What club/player is responsible for the massive overpaying for shitters trend

how did dave end up the most affected by this Isak situation? lad seems to be in floods of tears and muttering to himself angrily like Muttley.

>>150320193
nah he just bought all his brothers agencies players for 20x their price and the retards let him

>>150320197
PSG signing neymar for the price they paid for him had massive negative ripple effects across the entire football landscape imo
i'd say neymar. not that he was a shitter necessarily but it had very bad consequences

>>150320197
Neymat to PSG. Completely broke the football market and shifted its "overton window" irreparably.

>>150320193
Loved when Lukaku joined Chelsea and immediately said he wished he was back at Inter lol

dipper cope is hilarious these cunts dont live in this reality they are not going to take the trophyless season well

GB clawing around 'oooh talk about Dave' 'but what about Arsenal' TALK ABOUT SCOUSERS YOU COWARDLY CUNT

>>150320197
Probably PSG

>>150320227
Oh that's right, his brother already had a thing going on and Ten Hag just pumped money into it.

>>150320233
>Loved when Lukaku joined Chelsea and immediately said he wished he was back at Inter lol
That was such a bizarre transfer. 100m that was. He put out a whole interview about wanting to go back to Inter and everything.

NEWCASTLE THIS IS BLOODY HARAM. YOU MUST STOP THIS AT ONCE.

Dave is angry tonight

>>150320232
>>150320233
PSG/Neymar it is then

>>150320099
When he shows up next for Newcastle and scores he's going to soak in the entirety of St. James Park booing him

can we all get together and agree isak should just be sold to al habibi or whatever to play in saudi in shame

>>150320197
the one that bought nunez and andy carroll for record fees

>>150320292
And >>150320274
third vote for PSG settles it

>>150320316
I still believe Nunez can have a redemption arc.
>>150320312
>>150320274
Which mick do I believe?

>>150320340
shitizen has 0 ball knowledge just filter ireland

good podcast today or maybe it was yesterday from anfieldwrap about la liga trying to do a domestic league game abroad in miami
i didn't realize that the people pushing it are some "media company" called relevent who are tied in with the miami dolphins and the f1 miami grand prix and all that
anyway the podcast invited on some football business guy who was basically saying the la liga abroad thing will probably happen because they need money to catch up to the premier league, while he thinks that the backlash will be too strong in england for a premier league actual league match to go abroad if they tried it, but with more american owners you never know. and imagine if wrexham or birmingham make it up the whole hollywood shit will go into overdrive

he (the business expert guy jon culligan i should have mentioned his name earlier) thinks that the "poorer" leagues like la liga serie a or whatever will probably be all on board with doing matches abroad to catch up to the PL, but he thinks the real money will be from doing CL matches abroad especially because in the new CL format with no home/away in the group stage you can put a match abroad and it doesn't affect the "competitive integrity" of the competition because you're not forcing a club to lose half of an home/away matchup
also apparently this relevent media company that i mentioned previously got rights from UEFA for global media distribution starting in 2027 for uefa competitions... so connect the dots, there's definitely gonna be some group stage or whatever they call it now, league stage? champions league matches abroad within the next 5-10 years

long post from me sorry but basically uefa fifa all of them are moneygrubbing evil people and they will sell their soul at the first asking if they think they can make cash from the "developing markets" aka america and asia and saudi and qatar and yadda yadda

>>150320312
That Di Maria dink against Leicester was worth 20 million tbf

>>150320340
I still say PSG. United were doing silly things but PSG really opened the floodgates imo.

>>150320380
Same with Torres scoring vs Barcelona

>>150320385
Fair enough

>>150319732
Scousers are faggots

>>150319872
>little kopite
More like Little Gobshite, amirite.

>go into the summer knowing you need to sign 2 strikers
>sign 0 strikers
what did Eddie Meme and his nephew Andy Meme mean by this?

Liverpool customers crying so hard rn

>>150320806
And the funny part is that one of the guys Newcastle wanted to replace Isak with was Ekitike, and Liverpool bought him. They can't complain.

>>150320806
literally a week long meltdown its hilarious

>>150320806
A /lug/ this weekend would really top off the week

>>150320827
doesn't explain why they haven't bought someone to replace Callum Wilson

#freecoutinho

Reminder that Liverpool struggled against Bournemouth
Reminder that Slut doesn't rate Chiesa so the win wasn't warranted

It begins...

>>150321029
i still think chiesa is a malingerer

>>150321069
kek that would be hilarious

>>150320829
Proper pissing and shitting their pants

Hello, is anyone selling any shit players?

I’m proud to be recognized by my fellow professionals with a place in the /epl/ Best Poster of the Season for 2024/25.

First and foremost I want to thank my mates and everyone at /epl/ who has supported me along the way.

I’m not at the ceremony tonight. With everything going on, it didn’t feel right to be there.

I’ve kept quiet for a long time while others have spoken. That silence has allowed people to push their own version of events, even though they know it doesn’t reflect what was really said and agreed behind closed doors.

The reality is that promises were made and the general has known my position for a long time. To now act as if these issues are only emerging is misleading.

When promises are broken and trust is lost, the relationship can’t continue. That’s where things are for me right now – and why change is in the best interests of everyone, not just myself.

>>150317800
Who is the best option at LW if Spurs don't get Savinho?
Tel? Johnson? Odobert? Richarlison?

>>150321347
jadon

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>>150321347
It’s always been and always will be LOOKMAN.

But nah if Savinho falls thru Spurs roll with Johnson as starter for now and then once Kulu and later Madders are back one of them can fit in with Eze/Kudus if Frank wants, depending on the opponent. Eze is a good inside left mid/left attacking mid type, Udogie and Spence can provide width and let him and Kulu/Madders float around the middle causing trouble

Why did Liverpool give Virgil Van Dijk another contract?

>>150321624
Kek what are they doing just hopping up and down on the spot

>>150321901
He was only on 400k a week so they wanted to give him a bump to 500k :)

mild kek

>>150322085
>this is what pajeets actually believe

>>150322085
>>150322266
>liked by Archie Gray

>>150322385
I sure fucking hope he liked it because he thought it was funny.

>Leandro Trossard has agreed a new contract at Arsenal which will grant him a significant pay rise.

>The 30-year-old has reached an agreement on a contract adjustment, increasing his salary but not extending the deal beyond its previous expiration of 2027.

y tho

United's starting GK next season

Liverpool have been humiliated this summer. Put in their place by Newcastle of all clubs.

FIGHT

there's no chance wirtz isn't going to flop for 150m, you'd expect a ballon d'or winner for that

>>150322741
AND

>>150322826
WINNNNNNNN

>>150322826
WIN

>>150322085
I JUST DRANK A FIFTH WITH JOTA

DARE ME TO DRIVE?

>>150322883
HEY ANDRE, I'M DOING 90 IN MY LAMBO

>>150323261
i believe this is referred to as "mid".

>>150323270
>>150323261
Corr. Proper rose that

umm anyone want nicolas jackson?

>>150323495
overhated player imho

>>150323495
>extended his contract to 2033 just last year
he should just sit desu

CL quali tonight lads, give Sturm Graz all your energy pls.

who are liverpool signing instead of isak then?

>>150323900
jamie vardy

big fan of the #freeisak meme

>>150323948
is that a good thing or a bad thing?

>>150323956
yes

>>150320008
>thinking Newcastle are letting Isak go to Liverpool for £0 any time soon
>have such a meltdown you think I'm one of /epl/'s characterfags
Peak bandwagoner delusion

>>150324051
how about you stop posting twitter links and share with us something worth reading at 10 am on wednesday morning, sir?

>>150324082
it's worth watching trust me

>>150324088
is the secret to finding love being homeless?
that's what am doing wrong?

what i find interesting about murderpool is that they not only like to murder the game of football with their boring physical style and soft pens, but they murder their own supporters in the stands too

should have kept darwizzy

>>150324116
Been saying this. Nunez redemption arc incoming.

>>150324113
I woke up at the crack of dawn because I've got the squirts and pull up /epl/ on my phone to see if maybe there's been some early morning transfer news and instead I see dave has been seething til about 3am and then started up again at half 7. Absolutely mental he is. Genuinely wonder what would become of him if 4chan got geoblocked due to the OSA.

>>150324025
youre the only one who mentioned for free you spastic

kane should come to toon

>>150324138
THROUGH HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE THE BIG MONG MACHINE IS BACK IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE

>>150324191
>>150324191
>>150324191