>>6234349
(Rolled 17, int bonus cancels str malus)
Ok, maybe NOW it’s time to look for a weapon. There’s no way a barehanded fight goes in your favor.
The chimp starts circling, probably gauging how difficult it would be to rip you apart — and if you pose any danger at all.
Well, fuck ‘em Chimps. Total Chimp Death. You can take a lone chimp, no problem. Real chimp killa.
Taking a look at the ground you see an assortment of options. Sticks. Stones. All of those could break his bones.
But there’s one that’s a cut above the rest. A stick too big, too thick, too heavy and too rough, it was more like a chunk of a tree. And it has one particularly salient bump
You are already sweating just imagining your limp little NEET arms trying to swing that thing.
Yet, adrenaline is one hell of a drug, so you lunge at it, taking that huge ass log into your… grasp.
Since you didn’t dawdle selecting your tool, there’s little time for him to react.
And so, with arms straining and one big twist of your entire body, the branch hits him square in the head.
He's sent back reeling, eyes wide. The chimp stumbles, and trips over some rocks. He falls on his butt. Blood gushes from his forehead.
Shit, you probably pulled a muscle with that move. But the opening is there, you’ve shown dominance and the initiative is yours…
>Roll d20 best of 3
>A) Grab the girl and run, this is your chance!
>B) Hit him again, just don’t shit your pants
>C) Taunt him, get him to rush into your next swing
>D) Try negotiating from a position of strength (what to say?)
>E) Write-In
