Thread 150601474

Kick aff 50 bings

Denmark: Schmeichel; Kristensen, Andersen, Christensen, Maehle; Dreyer, Hojbjerg, Hjulmand, Damsgaard; Dolberg, Biereth

>Substitutes: Hermansen, Jorgensen, Vestergaard, Hogsberg, O'Riley, Osula, Hojlund, Gronbaek, Skov Olsen, Froholdt, Dorgu, Gaeei

Scotland: Gunn; Hickey, Souttar, Hanley, Robertson; McGinn, McTominay, Ferguson, Christie; Adams, Dykes

>Substitutes: Kelly, Clark, Doig, Gilmour, Hendry, Miller, McKenna, Gannon-Doak, Hirst, Bowie, Johnston, McLean

>>150601474 (OP)
Will be shocked if Denmark don't win desu

hojilund bros...

>Gunn
Norwich, England.
>Hickey
Glasgow, Scotland
>Souttar
Aberdeen, Scotland
>Hanley
Dumfries, Scotland
>Robertson
Glasgow, Scotland
>McGinn
Glasgow, Scotland
>McTominay
Lancaster, England
>Ferguson
Hamilton, Scotland
>Christie
Inverness, Scotland
>Adams
Leicester, England
>Dykes
Gold Coast, Australia

>Kelly
Glasgow, Scotland
>Clark
Aberdeen, Scotland
>Doig
Edinburgh, Scotland
>Gilmour
Ardrossan, Scotland
>Hendry
Glasgow, Scotland
>Miller
Wishaw, Scotland
>McKenna
Kirriemuir, Scotland
>Gannon-Doak
Dalry, Scotland
>Hirst
Sheffield, England
>Bowie
Kirkcaldy, Scotland
>Jonhston
Glasgow, Scotland
>McLean
Rutherglen, Scotland

Scotbros, we're back... Only 5 forens....

>>150601767
would be funny if McTominay won the Ballon D'Or and you could bantz the Scots that he is English.

>>150601474 (OP)
1-3
maehle dykes dykes ferguson
saved you the 90 minutes you're all welcome

As an Englishman, I am still rooting for the Danes. Lindisfarne, whatever happened there...

mcfratm facce nu gol

2nd place derby

>this fraud is still scotland manager
truly the scottish gareth southgate

>>150601826
>Lindisfarne
They make great mead. Sadly need a credit card to order it (gay). Then again you need a credit card for Steam now if you're a Bong because lol OSA.

hello Denfrens

>>150601892
Didn't know the clogwogs and Danes were friends....

>>150601904
been here since you were still in diapers newfriend

>>150601892
Have to admit Dutchie, you do produce some fine women

Chance for mcginn murder ball?

Also hello denfrens and denwomen

>>150601913
so post some

>>150601951
not even 6s

>All these british flags

where the scotts at

>>150601911
Oh you're Danish. My apologies. Kamelåså.

>only one half-nigger on the field out of 22 players and 3 refs
Not bad. Denmark 3-1.

>>150601974
>Oh you're Danish
I wish

>>150601972
Mods don't do that unless Scotland makes it to an international tournament.

>>150602000
So you're a clogwog, OK.

>>150602014
so never lel

for me, it's gemstone crabbing while watching scotland lose

>>150602031
They've made the last two Euros, so, twice.

Already yellow

>>150601951
bueno...

was watching some scottish gardening show on this stream I found online before the match and it was oddly interesting and engaging

>>150602057
Sacré bleu!

>>150601951
I love bikinis so much lads. I like it more thr older I get

>>150601984
kind of strange how none of our negrus have ever been successful for us
no, zanka and poulsen were not successful for the NT

Lying if you say you wouldn't

say something nice about England

>>150602133
Roast dinners are nice I guess

>>150602105
Most fellas reckon they already have

>>150602105
Can't beat this though

>>150602105
I dont have sex with people who have disabled relatives

Why is Ally Mccoist commentating on his beloved Scotland?

>dolberg
>schmeichel
>dreyer
holy fucking grim

Three fucking commentators?

top kek, that danish crowd

>>150602228
Any Dane playing in Holland is on the radar for the national team for some reason.

>middle aged Danes twerking in the crowd
You guys really did send your best

Mcginn ball retention rate is like zero

>>150602282
McGinn looks a bit thick, as in stupid.

>official stream behind 1:30 minutes
useless tv2 disgraceful as always

Scotch sisters it's not looking good for us.

>>150602379
>paying for (((tv2)))

>>150602447
there was an article on tv2 today about a man cheating on his wife and how it lead to them being in an (((open relationship))) and this was under "hopeful news"
disgraceful

this is grim put the gardening back on

just tuning in, i see 0 - 0
has it been a slurpfest?

hate myself and want to die

>>150602539
You missed absolutely nothing

>>150602541
no need to brag

>>150602541
Why lad?

>>150602541
welcome

>>150602577
he thinks this is one of those fast threads where people post nonsensical stuff like this

>>150602493
Både TV2 og DR1 er jødiske indoktrinerings maskiner. Hvad havde du regnet med? At de ville lave en artikel om hvor godt det er at vente med sex indtil at du bliver gift, eller hvor godt det er at få en masse hvide børn for at fremme den hvide danske race?

>>150602493
Kek. I saw that too. Fucking retarded. Mental goyslop.

our boy rasmus would have scored a hattrick by now

>schmeichel
>kristensen
>andersen
>christensen
>mæhle
>damsgaard
>højbjerg
>hjulmand
>dreyer
>dolberg
>biereth
grim

>>150602603
Bæjsd.

t. betaler for TalmudVision 2, men kun i perioder, hvor de sender landskampe, da det er umuligt at finde gode streams

not so Bella in Rus right now

morten bruun needs to dial down his isaksen glazing holy fuck shut the fuck up about that overrated shitter already

>>150602493
there was an article on alpha tv about a 14 year old boy filming himself having sex with his siter and sharing the videos with his classmates, encouraging them to join him and his siter

>>150602541
You again?

Penalty, surely. Sick and tired of these cheating SCOTS

thats a red

>>150602802
very obvious red

alright lads post danish and scottish slags

>>150602841
havent had those kims sour cream and onion in a minute
but im having a svaneke beer. I feel like they're kind of overrated

half time slag time

>>150602977
I was JUST about to post this very webm

>>150602977
Who even came up with those words?

>>150603040
the same people that owned half your island

SCOATLIN
SCOATLIN

Still can't get over Peter Løvenkrands accent after all these years

>>150603016
who?

>>150603058
Not even close to half.

store patter

>>150602903
The KIMS chips get worse by the year anyway and are overpriced by sole virtue of their name
Literally the Apple of chips

Greeks are gonna be a problem lads

>>150603205
all this whacky youtuber shit and then the martin jensen stuff, it all tastes like garbage

>>150603221
>slampig
>is from Hungry
pottery

>>150603225
I put money on them to make the world cup final after the scotland game
they got a lot of good young uns coming through

>>150603205
I rarely eat chips
chili peanuts on the other hand are LITTY

if we can't even win against scotland in parken, there's no point to qualifying

>>150603241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHpaXCPILZE

>>150603268
you like good young uns huh?

Mmmm hello my fellow slurpers how are you enjoying your bowl of semen?

If we lose this we should murder our politicians.
If you're reading this PET, I'm just shitposting

>>150603277
when you say chips do you mean chips or crisps
i dont know if im being stupid

>>150601474 (OP)
Why isn't eriksen playing. Another vax injury?

>>150603308
(TL Note: Chips means crisps)

>>150603291
lel what the fuck, also that girl on the right has absolutely no hips.

>>150603308
He means crisps. We invent the damn things and everybody bar like Ireland calls them chips.

I need a lovely buxom dane woman to cuddle me tight.

fisse kusse schmeichel er en mur

>>150603308
I mean chips

>>150603354
wtf he's literally me

>>150603307
this but also if we don't lose

SCOTTY NO

>>150603331
why? you have your beautiful British roses

>>150603166
Synes hun er lidt trist at se på.

>>150603354
imagine how desperate a man must be to go Malmø of all places
how the mighty have fallen

>>150603322
God I love women bros

pierre emil du er så pisse ringe

someone please score

>>150603354
acktually meetings in person arent mandatory anymore, its by phone now

the Americanisation of Denmark MUST STOP

>>150603407
eww what are you, gay?

>>150603414
first time watching a danish NT game? we dont have any motherfuckers that can score.

>>150603018
I was struggling to find some desu, didnt realise my goon folder has slowly turned 90% yellow fever over the years

>>150601474 (OP)
Swedes are blaming that danish swine olsen for their failure today.

>>150603469
we should import some japs

>>150603460
Dolberg

>>150603460
Rasmus is £72m striker, surely he will score.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9kvkaFKoYlI&pp=ygUZbmVwaGV3IGRhbmlzaCB3YXkgdG8gcm9jaw%3D%3D

Nephew with the best football song.

I like Danish girls :)

>>150603486
they're too rare in our country

>>150603488
He had two take off games on the NT where he scored like 6 goals in 2 games, that got him scouted to Man United, done literally nothing ever since

he got away with fucking robbery

abbo fooken lesbian tattooed useless cunt

>>150603563
Yeah, it's fucking boring.

where's wind?

im watching a ((((non tv2 stream)))) with a british commentator, he is not even scottish.


that means for every single game there is some poor fuck brit has to solo commentate some of these literal who games trying to stutter his way through all sorts of exotic names KEK what a job

>>150603597
gone with the

Where's Gaaei?

>>150603597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH2w6Oxx0kQ

>>150603619
Look at the fucking goober next to her, how rich is that SOB?

>>150603619
Damn

>>150603619
look at that massive fucking forehead

>>150603619
Peasant physiognomy

>>150603638
Was just pondering same
I hope that's Elvis daughter
Either that or he's a major league coke dealer.

>>150603638
Was thinking the same, kek. She's way out of his league.

>>150603619
>Those window peaks

Our kids would legit be bald by age 12

>>150603654
nigga you gay

>5-0
i've seen enough, just give greece the trophy

this is unwatchable.....typical scotland

>>150603677
oh yeah they are beating the mighty powerhouse of Belarus

>>150603674
She's perfect, despite that. She's so Nordic her genes are so evolved that her kids will be bald ayys. Tall Nordic bald ayys.

>>150603682
Haven't you got a high-scoring game to watch?

wrong side of the net, cunt

>>150603619
>13 years ago

Danish women are so beautiful.

>>150603750
even the mommies

>>150603750
Prefer Swdish girls meself

>>150603750
No, they're ugly and you shouldn't come here

>>150603750
Everything on the continent is beautiful compared to the inbred slags you're around.

>>150603750
where? havent seen any

>>150603749
wonder how Ukraine is doing now

>>150603780
I'm complimenting Danish women but you just had to be mean.

Dutch fans are sluttier

>>150603780
Latvia is insulting the honour of our wymminsfolk. If only there were a counter argument here.

>>150603813
i want to lick her armpits

>>150603768
I'd love to slurp her daughter's pussy, if you know what I mean..

>>150603813
Based pit bro. Would creampie her while she raise her arms.

>>150603819
I can make the counter-argument. The women here are tall and lanky. That's actually not my type.

why not red?

That phenotype was the bloke who caught the football?

why are all these scotts like jacked dudes

am i getting gay or what, they all looking kinda zesty

>>150603768
her daughter looks like a high maintenance slut

>>150603813
they aren't. They are gloryhunters that barely watch the game

>>150603866
Because homosexuality.

RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED

>>150603866
Not so fast

>>150603866
HAPPY NOW?
JOKE.

BRING ON HOJLUND ALREADY

>højlund
it's over...

>>150603775
Me too...

???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????+++

Neggur ref

FUCKING
BASED
REF

FUCK
YIR
VAR

>>150603813
Ive yet to feel the breasts of a Dutch woman

>>150603893
Damn straight

>>150603677
this!

that's 2 100% reds this bozo didn't give to Scotland

>H*jlund

so it will be a 0-0

Is deschamps a jew?

>goylund
its so fucking over

>>150603719
the only thing belarus cared since the first minute was how many goals to let in in order to win their money laundering bets

bro i dont even know half these fucking players, who in the fuck did he draft

>McTominay vs Hojlund
<3

lmao tried to rip the balls of the mercenaru

>>150604066
we are knoldesparkere now

>>150603971
We'll beat your asses on Monday.

>>150604066
never heard of this frøholdt fella
apparently he played REALLY well in the danish supershitter league so he has to be the best player ever

Froholdt will save the day.

Remember when we had real strikers who could score

just took some legal weed cookies to make this match more watchable

>>150604101
you cant beat someone with 0-0 and zero chances

>>150604145
I member

Thank you Danskfolk kindly for your early decision to boycott USAUSA'26
>t. Scotland + Greece

>>150604066
it looks like a team of regens

this is unironically why i watch cycling instead

>>150604164
Scotland is way better than Grease, though. You're playing against ziggers. They suck hard. It's the only team you'll beat in the group, kek.

>>150604148
dude weeb bro 420 duuuuuude so epic

is Irn Bru good?

I miss her bros

>Gannon-Dork
Seriously?

>>150604148
wish we had that too
cant be arsed to bake them myself

imagine flying from scottland, paying 95 kr. or whatever the fuck for a small fadøl in parken and watch this fucking slurpfest

>>150604223
we got to get reform to hire more fat arsed women

>>150604258
the brown lady at the shop said they were really strong. 7 euros for 2 containing 40 mg each.

>>150604227
Gammon Gannon!

scatland vs dungmark

>>150604227
It's
>Gannon Boak
actually

COME FUCKING ON
WHAT THE SHIT

>start nothing but shitters
>sub in nothing but shitters
thank you riemer what a tactical mastermind

damn

another few minutes of just watching scotland defend

couldn't score in a club full of downies

I sat to eat and two fat landwhales sat to the table next to me, and were blabbing and cackling nonstop about theater plays. I God I hate fatties and theater kids so much. Yeah that’s the post you can move on now

who tf is Brian Riemer??

>>150604333
It's away
Against the groups alleged
>Top Seeds

>>150604355
thanks for sharing anon

WOW WHAT A PERFORMANCE BY THE YOUNG FROHOLDT
TRULY THE NEW LAUDRUP

>>150604415
>FIGHT AND WIN

>most of our team stars are literally people who defrauded and siphoned millions of great british pounds out of Man U.

no refunds.

LOL what the fuck was that shot

Fuck en kedelig lortekamp

>>150604445
Someone in the audience pissed him off

>>150604387
I think they were British too btw

cant believe I miss Eriksen

in hindsight this was the most predictable semen slurper of the day, not sure why I even had hope for anything otherwise

>>150604376
we couldve won here if we knew how to shoot

welp this was a giant waste of time

>>150604454
>Hey Seebach, syng lige Øde Ø for os!

håbrt schmeichel karate sparker riemer lige i pikken efter kampen

top tier slurpfest
couldnt ask for a bigger group of shitters

>>150604457
Did they enter riding on the back of donkeys

>>150604466
Still, a passable result I'd say.

Eriksen just fell to his knees in an ikea

>Danes are booing
LMAO.

this counts as a win for scotland

>>150604457
you could've embraced the joy of shagging a fatty if you played your cards right kostas

95 minutes you'll never get back.

>>150604493
No

Well done lads

>>150604355
>>150604493
Fat bitches have their uses

Absolute state of Denmark. We weren't even trying desu.

beam me up scotty

>>150604532
Thousands of 10 year olds stayed up way past their bedtime for THIS

>>150604565
Kek, yeah.

>>150604579
no goals?

Now I wish I had TV2 so I could listen to the gigacope

wow Scotland could only get a draw against Brentford's reserve team
the sad state of scottish football

>>150604579
>Eriksen at home

>>150604355
is this another one of your made up stories ?

>>150604531
I rather die a khv than realize the meme with the fatty and the guy doing here from behind

why is denmark so expensive

>>150604107
>supershitter league

Looks like Scotland got what they came for.

>>150604639
we're full

WE GOT MCGINN!

I'm always disappointed when no Danes die then magically resurrect themselves mid-game.

>>150604637
What other stories have I shared?

>>150604537
what happens there?

>>150604639
beats me
we pay taxes out of asses and 500g of ground beef still costs 60 fucking kroner

so if we win 1-1 in Scotland we'll finish 2nd?

>>150604537
>DUDE WHISKEY
>DUDE FUCK ENGLAND LMAO (PLEASE SEND MONEY I WAS JUST JOKING)

>>150604543
She’s not fat, the ones am talking about were landwhales nigga

>>150604639
Sent all your best men to sack England so only soiboys remained

>>150604687
The gambler drew his skian-dhu, as fast as lightning speed
Portree grabbed a screwtop, he cracked him oer the heed
Then he gave him laldy wi a salmon aff the wall
And he finished off the business, wi his lucky grouse foot's claw
Hee-durum-ho...

>>150604687
Magic

>>150604751
>un-farmable land
So close to being perfect

how good are greece actually
the group may be won

>>150604687
Basically nothing until you go north of Portree, then suddenly there's a million chinks and jeets gawking at rocks

I saw Christian Eriksen in an Ikea a few days ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him quietly sob as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen cheap plastic footballs without paying.

The cashier at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the balls and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each pastery and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning and saying "Just gotta keep practicing" really loudly.

I once saw Højbjerg near a corner store in Østerbro pulling what looked like a stolen bike across a red light

>>150604832
They're higher up the rankings than us (top 40 i believe).

Danes still should take it. Scotland or Greece (likely Greece) will go through, I hope Scotland nail it, but I can see us losing to Belarus on Monday.

>>150604962
>rankings
DEN #21
GRE #39
SCO #47

>>150604537
I've once been to Isle of Skye. Lovely place. Was back in 2012. Scotland in general is ridiculously beautiful. It's so green some places in the highland that it's almost fluorescent. You Scots are also friendly people. I hitched from there and all the way to Granada in Southern Spain, and literally everyone stopped in Scotland, lmao. Got harder and harder to get people to stop the further South I went, and in France it was a fucking nightmare.

can i somehow sue DBU for stealing 90 minutes of my life

a washed Eriksen is better than no Eriksen there's no creativity in this team whatsoever

>>150605137
>We're not creative enough, we're not positive enough.