Thread 150333908

Alright, which one of you tried to shoot Andy Reid in his office last year?

bussy

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trying to have sex with Chiefs kings.

>>150333965
Why doesn't he just throw the ball away? It's a preseason game.

Only QB in NFL history to throw a game-losing pick-6 to a White CB who was playing on his birthday in his first Super Bowl.

>>150333980
They look like troons

>>150333985
He's limit testing

>>150333993
H-how rude haha that's no way to talk to a Chiefs king...

If you ain't gonna draft a big armed nigga like Drew Allar or John Mateer, then don't bother drafting anyone at all. If you draft fucking Nussmeier then that's just blatant nepotism.

Why did she do it?

>BREAKING: Justine Lindsay, the 1st-ever #NFL transgender cheerleader has announced she has QUIT as a #Panthers cheerleader.

>She said in a statement: "Don't let a president who is delusional stop you from reaching your goals whether you are trans, African American not American"

Will the Chiefs ever be fun to watch again? They used to be a genuinely exciting team, now it's just dink and dunk game management while running out the clock

>>150334020
>She

>>150334028
When Mahomes trusts his offensive line and receivers again. Apparently, he's been going even harder than usual this year at camp.

>>150334020
>African
What part of Africa did he, himself, move (illegally, of course) to the States from?

>>150334037
>When Mahomes trusts his offensive line and receivers again

>>150333980
>fame and fortune and this is the best players can do

>>150334028
We had to convert to the dink and dunk Patriots style because we had no receivers, so it was all scheming guys for quick throws. Last season we were planning on opening up and going back to a more vertical offense but we immediately lost Rice and Hollywood Brown, ruining our plans. So we went back to dinking and dunking. This is the season we should be opening up the field again

>>150334028
I don't even mind the dink and dunk. The BS they got away with was unbearable

>>150334063
Doctored image. Fake quote.

>>150334016
I watched John Mateer highlights and the player that stood out to me was Kyle Williams. Dude was electric, I wish I knew about how fun Washington State was last season.

Why was I not aware how based Jamaal Williams is until today?
He is one of us. He spent like 20 minutes talking about anime and Pokemon on CBS Sports HQ today.

>>150334028
>the same people who worship the chefs and mahomes criticize Hurts for "not throwing enough" even though he throws dragons

>>150334037
>Offensive line and receivers

>>150334102
there's a ton of youtube clips of him talking about anime

Which one of you did it?

>A bullet was fired into the office of #Chiefs HC Andy Reid while he was in there in May 2024.

>The bullet was around 15 feet away from where Reid was sitting

>Andy now has bulletproof glass in his office and police have not found the shooter.

Blo Dix blows dicks

I can tell just by looking at these guys that they have good fundamentals, they play the game the right way, they've got some sneaky athleticism. You can't just tell with some of these players.

imagine being patty "The Plonked" cuckatini knowing you have to live another season in the shadow of Baker "The Behemoth" Mayfield

>>150334123
just sayin'...

>>150334123
This is what happens when you guys keep claiming the NFL is rigged. Apologize.

>>150334136
>>150334123

>Ivan Pace Jr
>Dwight McGlothren
>Gabe Murphy Jr
>Jalen Redmond
>Elijah Williams
>Max Brosmer
Yes it's true! My vikeniggers are trying to build a roster on UDFAs. It will not work. It's brave and stupid! But they are doing it anyways. And I'll be here when the train wrecks.

The eagles making the playoffs last year was a fluke. They were supposed to go 7-10 and be shit. This year after losing to the chiefs, again, they will lose another 7 games and go 3rd in their division.
The chiefs on the other hand will win another Superbowl unlike the frauds of years past, dynasties last frauds pass.

>>150334149
Vikucks have one of the best rosters in the league. They'll still never win shit though.

The NFL is rigged
>The NFL is rigged
The NFL is rigged
>The NFL is rigged
The NFL is rigged
>The NFL is rigged
The NFL is rigged

>>150334119
I got the impression they could have talked to him about anime and Pokemon for two hours and he wouldn't have ran out of things to say.
One of us.

there nothing more good than a hot hamburger from culgers

>>150334157
who raped you?

>>150334170
Your mother's cunt is rigged with my semen

>>150334102
Started loving him since that post game interview

https://youtube.com/shorts/FbDDczLNYBM?si=o-Ts7QEgTd69PsOa

>>150334178
Wisconsin seems like they have some really good cheese and beef. I need to go there one day.

>>150334102
ANIME, YOU SAY?!

You ARE watching his Netflix series, right anon?

Kwesi Adolfo Ngubu may be the worst draft evaluator I've ever seen. How the Vikings coaching staff has managed to carry this DEI Somali faggot is beyond me

Wisconsin is what the Pacific Northwest pretends to be

>>150334214
You wouldn't say that to his face, in fact he would scramble your mind with his psychic powers.

yall niggas sleepin

>>150334211
>>150334229
As someone who hates the Cowboys, I love this man with all of my heart.

>>150334200
>I don't even watch TV
>but watches anime
Literally me. TV is too pozzed.
Absolutely based.

Everyone says my chiefs get all the calls but the ravens had the most last year.

>>150334178
Why did you post a photo of Eddie Lacy?

>>150334201
Culver’s makes the best fast burger in America and it’s not particularly close

hi, /nfl/!

>>150334268
I wouldn't say it's any better than Fatburger.
The fried cheese curds are what makes Culver's special.

>>150334205
lol

>>150334268
>Culver’s makes the best fast burger in America
wrong. i do. fresh ground chuck, hi-temp pepperjack, diced bacon all mixed in and made in to patties and then grilled to perfection.

>>150334142
It's never been rigged. All allegations of rigging come from an inferiority complex. Your too mad that your shit team can't do anything so you take it out on my chiefs who are doing very well. This is a very real disease dynasties have as the patriots had to deal with hatred for being good as well.
Mahomes is the best at taking advantage of a penalty since he's the best QB at age 29 ever. But anyway continue to bitch about your team that never makes the playoffs some more.

>>150334269
I can't believe the Lions blew this lead

>>150334214
Dios mio..

>>150334288
>mixing it into the patty
ngmi

>>150334316
I thought Donovan Jackson has looked good and is set to start? I haven't been paying much attention to the kangz but do you think he's plonked already?

>>150334157
Chiefs fan calling other's frauds. Imagine that

>>150334102
a lot of players are into anime these days but keep in mind black people only watch shonen so it barely counts

>>150334318
>he prefers it all to slide off and be an uneven bite
whatever, queer.

>>150334371
kek. can you make one without the Lions part

>>150334316
$55M/yr btw...

Culver's curds are bad. The cheese is fine, but they do some weird cornmeal breading instead of a proper fair curd.

>>150334211
Fixed

>>150334399
Sorry, I'm a little mindbroken. The Lions own my femboy bussy. Here you go.

>>150334414
she looks very jew-y, but i bet she goes around telling people she is White.

>>150334380
We need a serious based boy NFL player to come out rocking some Prison School merch

>>150334400
He's a gunslinger

>>150334380
>but keep in mind black people only watch shonen
Not NFL, but Kemba Walker is a Louisefag, which is incredibly based.

anime is gay

>>150334445
A lot of people assume that I'm a weeb and it deeply offends me

>>150334380
>>150334443
And Cole Anthony understands the greatness of Our Holy KyoAni, which is absurdly based.

>>150334428
what's really funny is that #8 got negative yardage on this play, which would have affected his final season stats and cost him money on his next contract. That's what aiding and abetting a rapist will get you.

>>150334424
lel based. this is my favorite new meme

>>150334439
He sure is...just like eryn

>>150334428
His contract is finally up at the end of this season right? Wonder if he can even get a spot as a backup at this point

>>150334380
>but keep in mind black people only watch shonen
It's the only anime worth watching. If you watch the animes that are like The Moon Touched My Soul Last November you're an irredeemable faggot weeb who should kill himself. There is no real artistic value to anime, and when it tries to have some it's appealing to faggot pseud retards like you. Shonen chadly accepts that anime is slop.

>>150334520
>>150334520
>His contract is finally up at the end of this season right?
It's up after the 2026 season. Dude is finished after this. I hope he uses his money wisely.

anime more like really gay

Kirk Cousins fucked my wife

>>150334553
Temujin's husband...

>>150333908 (OP)
Stan Kroenke looks like that???

>>150334224
And what might that be

>>150333908 (OP)
I'm sorry, but did the Statmutt already lose? Oh, that's right. The thread isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only 100 posts. Does not having the lead at 100 posts count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the thread is still on? The Statmutt is still posting right now and they have been the best poster in the /nfl/ general for how many years now? They're posting one of the best QBs in the NFL who just happens to have 3 rings by 29 because they're feeding off the energy of posting in a regular ass general. But you know what? Brady still fucking sucks by comparison in his 20s. The Statmutt is one of the best fucking posters in the /nfl/ general, they went undefeated in every debate last year and Mahomes would of won the Super Bowl if the LT didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Statmutt wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Webm spammer just posted the same Webm again when they needed to get a new one, just like all you other losers di. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Mahomes topics because you're a fucking hater who doesn't like him because he's the fucking GOAT at age 29. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your posts now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make posts like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

What happened to /ffg/

>>150334602
The Vikings Pepe should generously donate some of his extra rings to the needy Packturd fan

>>150334628
Not enough people bumping it probably. You can just post your team or leagues here

>>150334549
>I'd rather look at sweaty musclemen engaged in copious amounts of physical contact than cute girls
Shonen is gay. Moe is straight.
>b-but football is...
3DPD.

>>150334619
Bro’s hair looks like my penis

>>150334619
Jon Gruden shoves dry erase markers up his ass

>b-b-but muhhh rangz
kek, packturds really are a one-note franchise.

>>150334628
Fantasy football is gay and retarded, that's what happened bitch. I don't give a fuck about anything but my team winning.

Why do people get so mad whenever I post this image? None of the other similar record chart images appear to generate controversy, but when I post the chart for my Cowboys, everyone loses their minds. Jealousy?

Vikings signed Amari Cooper. That's a good pickup.

Everyone knows losing a Superbowl spiritually counts as negative 2 Superbowls. If your team isn't undefeated in the Superbowl you have to have maintain a 3-1 owl win ratio at minimum for me to take your franchise seriously

>>150334671
>but my team winning.

Chat, is this true?

>>150334698
3 > 1

>>150334566
Imagine being married to that train wreck. I saw her husband trying to walk her down some stairs one time, the whole time she's screaming at this stranger, "fuck you bitch, I don't need no man" and shit like that. Stumbling, slurring, drunk as fuck. He tried to help her in the car and she started trying to slam the door on his head but she was too drunk to grab the handle. As soon as he got in the car she started hitting and yelling that her husband would beat his ass if he knew what was going on. She's screaming this at her husband. Never saw any shit like it before.

>>150334685
maybe five years ago yeah

>>150334699
Trvke

Here’s Joy with the boobs.

>>150334732
kek

y'all already know that >MY steelies finna run da norf

>>150334756
Blatant flag

>>150334776
ok, patti.

CPOTY: Justin Fields

Fields is entering year 5 where things often click for QBs. His WRs are upgraded with the tandem of Garrett Wilson and Davante Adams being better than most can ask for. The WR they drafted, Malachi Corley, is a legit deep threat that they can rotate out with a true X in Mike Williams depending on the situation. Most importantly they landed the best Tackle in the draft who will solidify the right side of the line, but possibly play all around it wherever necessary.
The Jets are going to score points, that much is known, they put up points with an actual garbage Offense last year but just couldn't overcome the defense. Thankfully, they've made several key additions. They have objectively the best and deepest LB room in the league, which doesn't mean as much as it used to but in Glenn's system LBs are largely impactful. They triple tapped at DT in the draft which is the engine of this scheme and will be able to create a constant wave of consistent play each game with the depth that was already there. It's not much but it's enough to take pressure off the honestly great secondary which was the only bright spot on defense last year.
Most importantly it's enough to make sure the Jets will actually be able to close out games this year. With Rodgers gone the division is basically ours, and with the AFC being so garbage the Conference should belong to us as well. Sorry Dolphins fans but Tua has zero DAWG in him unlike Fields.
TFWDJWDSB

>>150334783
It's literally hands to the face, you're not allowed to punch quarterbacks. Refs frequently ignore when Mahomes gets roughed though, despite what /nfl/ chooses to believe

>>150334796
oh, well lel

>>150334799
Animals

>>150334685
I was just thinking the other day, "what happened to Amari Cooper? I wonder if he's still around." I figured he retired or something.

>>150334123
Imagine being such a poor shot that you manage to miss Andy Reid

>>150334805
And there it is. Hate is winning in this thread.

how many do you eat /sp/?

>>150334834
why the fuck can't they make their own pb&js?

>>150334826
lol

>>150334790
How fast time marches on.

>>150334834
Peak athlete diet. Good luck Broncos!

>>150334839
Yeah, that's exactly what those people need, better access to knives. Entire practice squads shanked.

Ravens/Wions/Broncos/Bucs/Dolphins broship got em seething again

>>150334834
at least 50 a week by myself

Nobody has seethed about the dolphins since ‘72, gramps

Vikings signed Henry Ruggs. That's a good pickup.

My favorite /nfl/ meme was when I kept posting this picture and "Line them up" during the playoffs. The joke of course is that the Bengals were not even in the playoffs. And everyone enjoyed responding saying, "Uh Joe..." Very funny!

That didn't happen

>>150334660
MoeCRETIN are not welcome in these halls

>>150334887
Please stop ruining my team for me :/

i don't watch much anime but why is it that everyone who vocally hates it turns out to be a gay leftist redditor or some other subversive element? literally >every single time

>>150334549
>The Moon Touched My Soul Last November
sounds based actually and you sound like a butthurt faggot. why do cute drawings make you so mad?
>There is no real artistic value to anime
>t. joyless, soulless repressed homosexual

>>150334869
I am pretty sure they have cooks/chefs/food people

>>150334887
>Dolphins
Do you fap to Tua now or something?

MoeBVLLS have always been welcome in /nfl/. Fact.

>joebaumsworld
>shadman sanders
>coach primate

>>150334906
kek

>>150334898
Just the other day I was thinking, "What happened to Henry Ruggs? I thought he was supposed to be eligible for parole by now." I figured he got stabbed with a sharpened carrot and bled out.

>>150334834
What is Sean Payton doing?

I Was Raped by Dak Prescott in the Dallas-Fort Worth Airport Bathroom on August 5th, 2025

Why did Anthony Richardson fail so spectacularly and why was he picked 4th overall?

>>150334925
Yeah but he said making their own pb&js. Like you put a loaf of bread and a couple jars on the table self serve style.

>>150334965
>NQBs

>>150334965
Colts. Colts. Also, black. Black.

Imagine walking into the Vikings Somali Resort and seeing this then seeing hearing with

>Heyyyyyyyy
>Are you gonna score a Touchdown for me this week?
>Has anyone seen my pom poms?
>Would you still play for the Vikings if I was a worm?

Yea, I'm rotating my mortal coil then expediently departing said venue

>>150335057
...but I'm not in the NFL...

What's a good team for someone who only uses Linux and who's favorite genre of music is "video game music"

>>150334965
he never showed that he was a good qb and needed a ton of reps if he was going to do anything at all, but is somehow also made of glass. He went high strictly off of physical tools which is like the dumbest way to draft a qb

>>150335062
He sucks such a great cock though

>>150335057
Not even the cowgirls want him anymore
Then again they don't want "Michael" Parsons either so maybe he's really good

>>150335057
>Black Stafford

>>150334906
Joey B about to have 6000 passing yards, 60 passing TDs, Chase is gonna have 2000 receiving yards and they're gonna go 8-9 and miss the playoffs, it will be hilarious.

>>150335062
i could be such a better twink cheerleader than this hon....

>>150335062
that post is even more faggier than a male cheerleader.

>>150334923
Let me start by saying this. There is a difference between real nerds and pseud nerds. Pseud nerds are dudes that fit the media stereotype of real nerds in every way, they're awkward, autistic, lack testosterone; but they don't actually have the IQ to be real nerds, and their autistic interests are usually childish, like My Little Pony. Real nerds, by contrast, have the IQ and taste to be autistic about physics, great literature, Stanley Kubrick, etc. and in fact don't often physically fit the media stereotype physically. They're really what the media makes the bespectacled stinky gawky geeks out to be, which is just a media reversal of reality, similar to how the media always makes jocks and Stacies the bullies, when they're usually popular for being cool with everyone. Now, with that in mind, it is the pseud type of nerd that is a "serious" anime fan. They don't have the discernment to like something with real artistic merit, but they have to be autistic about SOMETHING, and they settle on "elevated" anime because it's gay and appeals to pencil wristed faggots. Furthermore, because of their own subconscious association with nerds being "high IQ specialists", they believe that their preference for "elevated" anime over shonen is patrician, since they have to be patrician about SOMETHING. In reality anime is just slop and shonen is chad for leaning into it and not trying to be something anime isn't. It knows that anime is slop and just says, "Yes." It doesn't pretend to be Beethoven. But that's not something that appeals to pseuds.

Go Chiefs!

>>150334959
not enough

>>150335062
Does he call himself blaize because he knows he's gonna burn in hell?

>>150335062
literally a blond hair blue eyed Aryan bvll he could fuck your bitch six ways to sunday anytime he wants and you can’t do shit all about it kwab
guarantee you you’d be the one getting your bussy blown out were there to be an altercation. he’d go 2017 on that ass

>>150335072
Sounds like Mike McDaniel, head coach of the Miami Dolphins

>>150335094
I’ve never heard someone use so many words to say absolutely nothing of substance. Congratulations, you’re a failure.

>>150335136
You didn't hear anything.

>>150335155
I heard you're the biggest fag this side of the amazon.

>>150335094
you write like a queer and it's hilarious that you would call me a "pseud" and then vomit some retarded shit like this onto my screen. it's time for you to go back.

>>150335113
Are you saying he's going to rape somebody in their home with the same intensity as the eagles raping the vikings?

>>150335173
>N-no you!
I know it hurts.

>>150335170
It’s true. I hate anime because I’m a latent homosexual. I love shonen I love seeing big burly men clash with each other always shirtless for some reason totally not gay at all teehee

>>150334667
Uh oh seething jewdell

>>150335094
nice pasta

Hahahaha....GAAYYY lmal

>>150335192
It can't be a pasta because I accidentally said physically twice.

>>150335208
You didn’t say anything though, psued.

>>150334965
not only is he black like everyone else pointed out, hes also made of fucking glass. scam jewton was just as black as tony rich and just as bad a thrower and made his living being a tank and trucking through people. the zoomer diet has rendered this 6'5 250 lb human being susceptible to every single injury known to man and he's liable to come down with an incurable strand of AIDS every time he gets breathed on

>>150334662
Thin and pale?

>>150335214
Then why is your asshole leaking?

>>150335222
Why are you taking to yourself? It’s unnatural. I just heard you say you hate anime because you’re a homosexual and now I see this nonsense about your asshole leaking? Seek psychiatric help bro… I would say rape correction but clearly you’ve tried that and it’s been ineffective.

Did anyone here actually believe he could come back and be successful after doing this?

>>150335255
Didn't read.

How is the 23 year old Anthony Richardson quitting on the team because “he’s tired” but old man Flacco is still balling without breaking a sweat? The aura differential between these two players is downright ridiculous.

>>150334965
All the draft sites said he needed three years in the NFL as an understudy before he should even get a chance to start. We are only 2/3 done with that

As for why draft a QB you need to train for 3 years before you can even put him on the field? The only two good QBs were of the board when Colts picked, so Colts were screwed. The next drafted QBs were
Levis
Hooker
Haener
Aidan O'Connell
oh down the list

Only one Colts might regret is they could have got QB Tanner McKee in the 6thR

.

>>150335072
chiefs
>>150335131
kek

>>150335317
meanwhile his wife doesn't even love him as much as she does the dogs

>>150335363
wrong species

>>150335363
AI.

Funny thing is that all of this Mahomes cuck talk started shortly after his humiliating owl loss to Brady. Did Mahomes lose aura in the face of his wife?
I also think there were some tweets from Mahomes’s wife lamenting when Brady got sacked… and all rumors of infidelity originated AFTER Mahomes lost the owl to Brady and AFTER Brady got divorced.
Brady is literally cucking Mahomes.

>>150335317
that sounds like the definition of someone i would correctly underestimate in everything

>>150334891
Are you really afraid of seed oil

>>150335395
>being healthy is being afraid now
kek

Healthfags be seething over seed oil chads

underestimate this bussy

healthchads getting sneeded at over chuck oils

>>150335363
lol i made this

Start the season. Now.

be afraid of this bussy

i am afraid of that bussy

i like Mahomes because Mexicans love him
i'm a contactor that uses Mexican crews for roofing and stuff like digging up old pipes.
i like to give gifts to reward hard work and jobs well done so i just buy discounted Mahomes jerseys in bulk, and it makes them sooo happy. Keep it up Patrick and thanks!

just splooged a fat one to traps again. go ravens!

>>150335453
I would find a new angle, KC has no relation to spics, it is literally in the middle of the heartland of America. And they even have a reason to hate us, because they're usually fans of the 49ers and Raiders. Just an embarrassing effort by you.

>people actually defend sneed oils just to own the chuds
grim

I just impregnated my wife. Go Steelers!

Yeah, here we go.

Not my primates, not my Colorado

got my diapers ready for the season guys!
go ________!

>>150335453
>>150335469
The reason the Mexicans loves Mahomes is because he looks like a Mexican. You put a Mexican in a Mahomes jersey, they look like Mahomes. Yes I know Mahomes has is from an African knocking up a white chick, but he looks Mexican enough that all the Mexicans love him

>>150335513
what are you talking about mahomes and allen are the whitest qbs in the league I'm tired of you guys shitting on them.

>>150335436
No you didn't

>>150335530
kek okay

>>150335497
Browns

>>150333947
Probably his son. He has bloodlust after killing that person with his car

>>150335550
kek nah they are much better diapers than that, depend suck.

>>150333947
Sean McDermott

>>150335513
I know that the trendy thing to do on 4chan is to make a team seem related to subhumans in some way, but this is too much of a stretch, I'm afraid. Which is only natural, because Chiefs kings are the whitest, most intelligent, and most attractive in the league.

>>150335526
Mahomes looks like a Mexican, what's wrong with that? Mexicans are great

>>150335513
Aren't Mexicans just white Europeans that got fucked by black Moors anyway?

>>150335586
Don't deny his aryan heritage.

>>150335577
It's funny that one of the most iconic plays in NFL history, that everyone knows and uses to teach what to do in this situation, was also the Cowboys fucking up.

How many this season?

>>150335605
>tears acl in week 2

>>150335605
I have no idea who this is

My Patriots

>>150335603
>Its Leon Lett! Noooooooo!!!

>>150335584
this just makes it look like she's in love with him rather than what you're going for

>>150335643
Oh I'm sorry, did I ask?

Obama - produced by black guy banging a white chick. The Jews set it up where Obama is all successful

Mahomes - produced by black guy banging a white chick. The Jews set it up where Mahomes is all successful

Dak - produced by black guy banging a white chick. The Jews set it up where ________________

>>150335664
>t. autist

>>150335656
do better. i'm saving these, but not that one

>>150335664
Dak makes the NFCCG like he prophesized

>>150335673
I fixed it but I'm not going to post it because of your bad attitude. In my house we call that, a baditude.

How many this season?

>>150335701
how fucking low IQ *is* Williams?
>captcha MAX

Browns line, over or under?

Wins: 4.5
Number of starting QBs this season: 4.5

Now THIS is what an NFL player is supposed to look like

>>150335743
I have no idea who this is

>>150335743
bout three fifty

>>150335748
Over
Under

>>150335751
>>150335765
>pro athlete smoking cigarettes
cringe

>>150335762
It's the 3rd string RB / kick returner

>>150335751
Can't believe people used to smoke cigarettes

>>150335748
Over easily. Browns roster is pretty fucking good outside of QB and WR. If Flacco still has juice or one of the rookies balls out they should win 8 games. People are sleeping on them imo

>>150335809
yeah its pretty based you want one?

>>150335809
I think a bigger deal should be made about all the bullshit they put into them now vs back then, but I guess you could say that about most products

>>150335765
Giants quarterback Charlie Conerly, who was a teammate of Gifford. WWII veteran and Marlboro Man.

>>150335844
Are you saying they used to have less arsenic

>>150335859
not them but they used to be actually tobacco instead of mushed up bits of shit with the nicotine extracted and sprayed with all kinds of chemicals

>>150335868
Lol when

>queef fags unironically trooning out
who could have guessed

>>150335874
you can get a bag of tobacco from the store right now and roll your own

I smoke Marlboro
You only smoke cock

>>150335897
How is that relevant

>>150335912
are you black or retarded?

>>150335919
Simple question

>smoking is.... LE BAD!!

Sounds like a loser mindset tbqh

Nothing is good or bad

>>150335935
It was indeed.

>>150335944
Everything is just a *belch* chemical reaction morty

>used to be
>now
>equivalent
I can see why this general is stuck in 2019

shut up bitch send the check

>>150335894
Who said anything about trooning out? Some people are just born this way. (Chiefs kings)

lel why did the saints trade a 4th for Vele

>>150335960
the world is stuck in 2019

>>150335964
>*record scratch*

>>150335979
OPPA GANGNUM STYLE

>>150335970
i don't even know who that is
is he better than jonathan mingo?

>>150335979
The world is stuck in 2002 t.bh

>>150335982
>yous may bee wonderin' hows I gots heeyah

>>150335989
>is he better than jonathan mingo?
Probably a little, but he's not any good. And he's not young either, he's turning 28 in a couple months. Why would a tanking team do this?

>>150335970
Cook is over the hill and Olave has had his brain plonked more than Tua. Vele is good and cheap for the next 3 years. A 4th rounder was only a slight overpay imo

>>150335995
Not in the slightest

Chiefs fan here, I hope Skyy Moore has an electric season for the 49ers.
Just too much baggage here in KC

Yo yo my man, can I have $5?

>>150336033
I don't have any cash on me, sorry

>>150336038
i got an eth address
btc too
even sol

>>150336030
I forgot to add I think Shannahan can find value for him in the 49ers rn.
he stuck out like a sore thumb in KC but a change in scenery can work

>>150336016
They're a tanking team, why trade away draft capital for a 28 year old shitter?

>>150336041
I don't do that shit, sorry

>>150336051
Follows you to see where you live

>>150336047
Mickey Loomis has never believed in tanking. He thinks they can compete this year in a weak division. Maybe he's right who knows

Why are qbs with three-letter first names so elite?
Tom Brady
Dan Marino
Joe Flacco
Joe Montana
Eli Manning.
Joe Theismann
Joe Namath
Probably a lot more that I couldn’t list off the top of my head.

This Kiwi is alright. He definitely knows ball more than the average poster. As long as he's not a redhead, he's cool.

>>150336061
That dude sucks ass

>>150336058
>He thinks they can compete this year in a weak division
This is why I want the Saints to lose every game. Mickey Loomis will mindfuck himself into thinking he can flip the roster into a contender if they win too many games.

>>150336060
>DAK Prescott
bros????

Andy Reid is the GOAT HC
Belishit never had an assassination attempt held on him

>>150336044
How can a change in scenery from the best quarterback and best offensive coach in the league "work"? He was in the ideal situation with no competition and was a total dud. On top of that, he has all the motivation of having already won 2 rings. It's over.

>>150336073
In College he never dropped shit, could've been the YIPS and Shanahan is the 2nd best offensive HC in the NFL rn, if anyone can fix him to be productive in any way its shanny

>>150336060
Tua...!?
:O

>>150336060
For me it's Dak Prescott, Sam Darnold and Mac Jones

Why is it so hard to find a competent O-lineman? There are far less startable players at any position on the line than there are teams in the league.

>>150336083
Sorry
His real name is Tuanigamanuolepola Donny Tagovailoa

>>150336094
>SHIEEET You could be a HoF Lineman in the future highschool recruit
>You need to swap to Dline IMMEDIATELY for the bettermen of your future and agents pocketbook

there you go

>>150336082
The NFL is just a very different game from college and people underestimate that. CEH was a monster in college, Toney also. Not everyone can make the jump.
Skyy Moore has literally no upside. He's small, stupid, can't catch, and can't run routes. Most of Mahomes' interceptions were throwing to Skyy Moore and the guy would literally fall backwards away from the ball and let a CB jump in front. He just has no place in the NFL. The 49ers are taking a flier because they're desperate. He'll probably be cut by mid season.
A receiver of ours I'm actually happy and hopeful for is Hardman, he could be good for the Packers and realistically up his game in that environment.

By the year 2050, most NFL players will be aliens from outer space.

>>150336094
Playing offensive line is hard plus you have to give the entire unit time to gel and get their chemistry right

>>150336101
Moore is great in the locker room and a warm body, which due to injuries the 49ers need.
I'm just saying this is a golden goose egg for Skyy Moore, and Shanny might be able to give him something. His system is more rigid and structured to Reids funhouse

>>150336110
That’s fair. Personally I hope he dies.

>>150335832
Receiving corp is really bad. Hard to fix your qb problem when your #2 wr is some geek like Cedric Tillman for years getting blown off his route any time he's pressed

>>150336113
Him and Toney both played a key part in winning SB LVII, and therefore they're both Chiefs legends to me in the end of it.

>>150336101
Why didnt the Chiefs sign Isiah Bond?

>>150336098
But Marino's real name is Danopontaviousaurelius Marino

>>150336114
I agree they've got a bottom 5 WR corps on paper I'm not sugar coating it. That said I like their O line and the Njoku+Fannin combination at TE could be among the best tandem in the league. I haven't heard much about Judkins contract but Ford+Sampson are a decent combo at RB. Sampson's tape at Tennessee was nice he's a true between the tackle north south runner

>>150336094
College sucks at developing linemen they all just get by by out-athleting the other guy
That shit don't fly in the pros

>>150336121
Toney yes, he was probably the only person on the team capable of making that PR. Moore I disagree, he lined up wrong on the play and corndog was just not something the Eagles were ready to defend against, any receiver there would have scored. All he did was almost mess it up

>>150336132
>Moore I disagree, he lined up wrong on the play
Actually, it was Kelce who lined up wrong on that play.
And yes, I know it was a goddamn fucking gimme, but still he had to catch it and we both know that we've enough butterfingered drops to be happy the motherfucker had his first career touchdown happen in the SB

>>150336094
every level has nerfed practice time while throwing the biggest, fastest gorilla on the d-line. Not only do they start at a disadvantage but o-line is one of those positions that you need real training for to be great at

>>150336060
``big'' BEN (((roethlisberger)))

>>150336071
It was almost certainly because of the election conspiracy theories about how the Chiefs were the deep state’s handpicked team to win the rigged NFL so that Taylor Swift could endorse Biden/Kamala on the podium and tell everyone to get vaxxed. People are completely insane these days

>>150336127
Judkins helps a lot with badly needed scheme versatility which right now is the most important thing they need at rb with that static dogshit wr corp and either a mailbox or guys that can't throw behind center

mame a more cursed franchise

>>150336172
It's almost like the us government has been actively working against the interests of its and the world's peoples

>>150336182
I found the shooter

>niners sign some shitter off the chiefs
>while the Broncos flip an actually decent receiver to the saints
Lmao nanners vele was right there

>>150336177
Judkins is a home run hitter he definitely feature back potential but he still hasn't signed a contract and hasn't practiced with the team since OTAs. Season starts in 2 weeks that's not a lot of time to get up to speed

>broncos trading WR Vele to the Saints for pennies
Nooooooo I like him

any other HC shot at in their own facility would've squealed by now
every other active HC
Andy Reid didn't say shit and it got leaked 15 months after it happened a full SB loss and offseason after

>>150336191
You made me grow up with 9/11

>>150336203
A 4th and 7th aren't pennies and that just means Bryant the rookie is the stud payton thought he was

>>150336211
3 11s in this post = 33 the highest masonic level and the number of cooper dejean who with 33 pick 3+3 mahomo to end the ccp rule of the democrats and put the American eagles back in control

>>150336229
Nah that’s you

>>150336180
Hk4xn

>>150334102
There was a NFL player who was a massive weeb and was a regular poster on /sp/. Same his career ended due to an injury in his rookie season.

The kiwi finally went to sleep… the coast is clear

>>150334149
>when UDFAs are good you shouldn't sign them!!!
Retard
Kangz are getting 3rd/4th round talent from UDFA (Redmon 2nd round tier), that's a fantastic thing, and it, as well as the hidden gems in FA, are why the team keeps improving each year despite some big misses in the draft and drafts with fewer picks than most other teams

>>150336297
who

>>150334214
Where Kwesi thrives, and it's where he thrived in the 49ers and Browns where it was his main job, is in pro scouting. He's consistently found the hidden gems that get tossed aside due to improper usage or poor cap management like Greenard, Van Ginkel, Byron Murphy Jr etc. He's also excellent at UFL and UDFA scouting.
Honestly his only bad draft is 2022. If JJ and Turner pan out for 24, with how mych LDR has developed, that's going to go down as a fantastic draft for him.

>>150336094
Oline body type does not occur naturally. Super athletic people getting tricked into being morbidly obese for 20 years by a high school coach. You need 5 good ones per team too and then backups because they get injured often.

>>150336412
Tackles have a more natural strong man body type, since they need a degree of agility.
It's the interior that have to become the blob from marvel.

>>150336362
Oni Omoile, used to play for the Raiders, posted back in 2016/17 about his life, nothing too big really since he never actually played a game. I wouldnt be suprised if he still posted here from time to time

my phillies are gonna catch the poocrew, just wait and see

>>150336180
I don't believe Jennings is actually injured and he's just holding out. They absolutely need to sign him and I don't know why they haven't, this is the most dire WR room I've seen in years.

>>150334923
rare graytext

>>150335062
>>Would you still play for the Vikings if I was a worm?
Haha, is this a gay cheerleader?

>>150336619
it's a ploy by roger goydell to turn you into a faggot....it's working.

>>150335743
*knifes you for your pocket change behind a Food Lion*

Dont worry Vikqueenies!
Birds of a feather FLOCK TOGETHER ~

Is the best option for a defender in a late QB slide to just tackle anyway and eat the penalty?
Either they sidestep you and you look like a mong or they slide and you take their head off so they won't play the silly cunt again

>>150334959
Uncrustables day and night, 100 every day is a lot of work

the past eight winners of the Super Bowl have male cheerleaders.

In fact, the past eight Super Bowls have only featured teams with male cheerleaders.

Its simple: until you get Male Cheerleaders you will never win an Owl. Vikings simply did what they had to do to secure the bag.

>>150336362
>>150336467
I was actually referring to Brennan Williams, third round pick and offensive tackle for the Houston Texans.

>>150332064
2019, 2023, 2010

friendly reminder that 31 teams' fanbases will be disappointed this season. Also, at least 6 of those fanbases will claim it was "just another rebuild season", but they would grasp on tight to the hope if >their team pulled off some miracle season. Anyways. Enjoy the show.

>>150336672
>they slide and you take their head off so they won't play the silly cunt again
Teams are still working on this one for mutthomes...

Chiefs fans are bratty and in need of correction

>>150336663
mmmf cute lil twink on the right go birds

>>150336563
They'd give him more money but he wants more years or to be traded. The 49ers don't want to extend him because they're expecting one of the young guys to develop. They think they've got their future third receiver on the roster and only need Jennings to get through this season and allow the younger guys to continue to develop. Aiyuk and Pearsall are the 1 and 2 receivers for the next few seasons.

Oni came to mind cause hes an actual fucking cosplaying weeb streamer nowadays. Pic related his him admitting as such on reddit

I think alot of people ran with williams but I dont think he has CONFIRMED posts here like Oni did. It was all just speculation.

>>150336750
Meant to reply
>>150336939
I remember Brennan posted some shit on twitter about being otaku or something but that was about it.

>>150336874
This is the thing that pisses me off
Defenders get blamed for this, but they were in a perfect body position to tackle. if he'd stayed at a reasonable height it would have been right in his guts and he'd have just gone down normally. Because he slid he'd put his head right in line with their helmets and shoulders. Kermit is the one making this play dangerous.

>>150336061
>glazing the kiwi loke a faggot
He says the same stupid shit like any other color commentator on basic cable, your just enticed by his paragraphs.

>>150336950
You don’t want to hear it but they 100% saw him sliding and were trying to take him out.

>So, you see, what we have created, is a Frankenstein of sorts, per se. You take the dead parts from dead teams and you electro-zap them. As if teams were dead bodies and you took their dead body parts to make a Frankenstein's Monster. But IT'S GOT to be electric.
>Boogie-Woogie, feed my Frankenstein, Alice, because we're going down the rabbit hole. Do you know what time it is?

>>150337011
I wish Mike Tomlin was the coach of the phins so bad fucking steelers are retards.

>>150337048
Phins fags desperate lol Tomlins good dont get me wrong but you had a Tomlin and let him go

>>150337100
I will permanently seethe about flores. I fucking hate gay ass mcdaniel and faggot tua.
I hate niggers but flores was a cool moon cricket who knew what needed to be done.

Takes a lot to make the 53. Hope you enjoy Vele, Saints fans. He's awesome

>>150337188
What? Shut up

>>150337207
What? Vele was really good

enjoy this bussy

>>150337214
Stop talking like you’re giving a press conference tard

How many melty's this season?

why did the kangz trade Harrison Phillips?

>>150337223
Why are you so angry for no reason?

>>150337285
I’m not mad I just want you to know that there are no upvotes here

>>150337301
downvoted you

>>150337320
Literally not possible idiot. Stop lying

>>150337301
What's a down vote? Are you 12?

Need me a Ravens baddie like this fr

>>150337355
When do you sleep

>>150337328
double downvoted you

>>150337371
Generally 11pm-4am depending on my schedule. I bought two bottles of wine and I'm getting blasted tonight tho

hangover this bussy

>>150337355
oof would
very sloppy fatty but she kind of owns it and makes it work

>>150333908 (OP)
how hard is it not to say dumb shit that people will make fun of you for?

>>150337523
you tell us.

surely this is the year for the cardinals

>>150334123
it was probably rashee rice, lets be real

>>150334123
Kinda weird that there arent more assassinations in the nfl

Good morning saars

2 more weeks

>>150337355
Chiefs kings mog

>>150334428
Dude went full Aaron Brooks. You never go full Aaron Brooks

>>150338125
that's not you

Bake a new thread. This one is used up like like a white girl who went to college

>>150338158
Obviously not. I'm a female, that's a Chiefs king.

Patty Cuckitini

>>150338175
You know its bad when its against the raiders

>>150338192
Nobody says this.

>>150338198
Activating Manlove-Vision

>>150337379
based

>>150338206
It'll be ok, anon

>no hot Asian girls live in my town
I wish you guys knew my pain

>>150338292
Don't worry flyover anon, you still have your chain restaurants and meth

>>150338292
>hot
>asian
kek

>>150337379
Taking a page out of your mom's book

Imagine being a huddlebabby

>>150338402
That's wild, surely they won the Superbowl then?

>>150338355
the Breezewood interchange on the PA Tpke doesn't look like that anymore dum dum

>>150338355
People post this to laugh at Americans but uh, it unironically feels homey to me

>>150338355
Why did a rest stop mindbreak /pol/ so much?

good morning, vietnam

>>150338514
What? Is that some kind of boomer reference?

>>150338570
no I think he's telling you to kys like Robin Williams did

>>150338464
>no waffle house or cracker barrel
soulless

>>150333980
ironic that the one married to a black man has sex with the fewest black men of anyone in that picture.

>>150338492
>Why did a rest stop mindbreak /pol/ so much?
Look how but hurt these Cucks got >>150338464
>>150338448
>it unironically feels homey to me
Chain restaurants feel like home to you because you have no culture

>>150338616
I'm personally not expecting to find the Louvre at an American off-ramp but then again, I'm not a retarded pseud

>>150338627
You sound upset

>>150338657
Girl here. You lost. He won.

>>150338355
The gas isn't even cheap.... souless

>>150338612
You think about this topic a lot

>>150338492
They dont go outside and cant understand reality outside of a metaphysical level.

In a sense it is a very American concept though. In a sort of practical efficiency sense. Its a busy highway entrance/exit so all you would need is a ton of gas stations and fast food slop to get in and get out. Probably a few motels out of frame, but it doesnt really make sense to have much else. Just like how it doesnt really make sense to use the benchmark for freezing/boiling point in a casual conversation about how the weather is outside.

It's 8:30am in Philly, where Howie Roseman pants are around his ankles as he masterbates furiously to the thought of the Eagles ending the Chiefs 3peat then going on a 3peat of their own, and down in NFL Glory

>>150338612
Taylor's laughed about a BBC joke before so she's definitely had experience but I doubt she's dated a black man

>>150338687
This, he ate.

>>150337523
Pretty fucking hard, faggot. That's why I open carry and pull my piece out on anyone who cares to even chuckle.

>>150338355
What's wrong with Chain restaurants?

>>150338737
Who the fuck masturbates standing up?

Michael Penix Jr.

>>150338787
I did growing up because I went to the bathroom. My room didn't have a lock

>>150338787
People at work in suits like Howie Roseman thinking about his 3 peat

>>150338820
Sweetie…

>>150338833
...I love You.

Nobody said that.

Joe Burrow is unironically the best QB in the league

>>150338857
Makes out with you passionately

>>150338890
Nah you are

I know it’s low level college but football is officially back on Saturday lads

>>150335333
He's in a polyamorous relationship and his wife doesn't seem to understand what that word means, but they're definitely super polyamorous. Got it

>>150338895
but enough about you

>>150338890
Caleb is about to have a big day in who the best QB in that region is

>>150338892
*dodges*
*retains heterosexuality*
*T poses in the distance*

>>150338913
But our hard cocks rubbed up against each others so sexily that I came

How does it feel knowing that Gayden has already peaked as a QB?

>>150338923
*unreads post*

>>150338774
If you have to ask this it's Over for you, exurboid

>>150338909
Caleb's not even a top 5 QB in the North divisions.

>>150338937
Stay tuned

>>150338946
I'm rooting for him I just don't see it

Caleb Williams each morning

>>150338951
He played behind arguably the worst line in the league and didn’t have a coach. If he hasn’t been ruined, his ceiling has always been high and Ben Johnson could get a lot out of him

>>150338734
the way the picture was taken makes it look much more dystopian and crowded than it actually is. There's a fair bit of space between all those buildings.

If you want to see sad and dystopian, unfortuntely, get off the interstate and drive through some of these towns.

>>150338787
Nowhere in that post did anon say he's standing up

>>150338787
Very important people looking out of the window of their corner office in a scycraper

>>150338734
Part of the problem for foreigners is that they never understand 1. how big America is and 2. we’re a very young country.
The first is important, because we have enough space to have “unaesthetic” rest stops for pure effiency, whereas if you dropped it in Italy or whatever everyone would be saying “what the fuck, this sticks out like a sore thumb!”
The fact that we’re young is important, because other countries built modern cities on top of historical landmarks. So they can’t have these rest stops in their tiny countries because it would be on top of the statue of St. Andrew expelling the Goths or whatever.
We do have culture too despite being young, it’s just that we also have space whereas they don’t, so you’ll find our culture far away from rest stops.

>>150333952
wow
and davis is a mid CB at best. hilarious

>>150338988
When I was in Greece I took a tour bus to Delphi, we stopped at a rest stop on the way there. It was a gas station and a small little building with a cafe and bathroom. Nothing like this or what you would see at a rest stop in NJ or whatever. It's true, even Europoors cannot understand the scale we operate in even though we are derived from them.

We should all go to a Premier League thread together

>>150339037
Why

>>150339037
why

>>150337008
>expecting a bongoid flopgrass watcher to understand how bounty hits work

>>150339233

Yall lazy asf

>>150335062
Lol

>>150334796
>frequently

Bitch, refs are the only reason chiefs even have rings. League changed the script, it's over for the Chiefs now. Enjoy the memories. Cant believe that you people are so retarded that you cant see what everyone else sees, cant go very far in life if your ass cant be objective even in simple things like football