Thread 150350142

Get in the real one let's goooo

Bayern - RB Leipzig
Eintracht Frankfurt - Werder Bremen
Bayer Leverkusen - TSG Hoffenheim
Union Berlin - VfB Stuttgart
Freiburg - FC Augsburg
FC Heidenheim - VfL Wolfsburg
FC St. Pauli - BVB
Mainz 05 - 1. FC Köln
Borussia M'gladbach - HSV

this is the thread

I am really surprised that people seem to be so sure of Faulis survival this season. How are they supposed to score goals?

GuMo
ihr neger

>Nach den überraschenden öffentlichen Äußerungen durch Uli Hoeneß weiß die Fußballwelt, dass der FC Bayern in dieser Transferphase lediglich noch Spieler ausleihen möchte. Bei diesem schwierigen Unterfangen haben Max Eberl und Co einem Sky-Bericht zufolge Jadon Sancho als Kandidaten auserkoren.
>Darüber hinaus bringt Fabrizio RomanoNicolas Jackson vom FC Chelsea ins Spiel. Der Senegalese sei unter anderem bei Aston Villa und Newcastle weit oben auf der Liste und auch die Münchner würden dessen Situation genau beobachten. Für die Londoner kommt der 24-Jährige in bislang 81 Spielen auf 30 Tore und 12 Vorlagen.

>>150350348
St. Fauli and HIV are both going down

>>150350348
they simply also won’t concede any goals
34 points should narrowly keep them in the league

>Kane
>Diaz Olise Karl
tonight and Karl will score a goal. mark my words

>Der Kaffee ist leer
:(

>>150350499
Karl will be subbed on in the Nachspielzeit and have one Ballkontakt / one Ballverlust tho

>>150350499
weird way to spell Granatabry

>>150350142 (OP)
remember to not leave your squads unfinished bros

Amazon.de is so embarrassingly slow now. I only ordered one item and it gets delivered two days later than my mindfactory order (3 items) All of them were more expensive on amazon too. What is even the point to of amazon now?

>>150350641
>What is even the point to of amazon now?
AWS

>>150350720
Louis Vuitton man probably pays him double of what he earned at the Bahnhofsviertel

>>150350568
He's not a hollerbitch tho

>>150350720
Trappo likes a challenge

>>150350641
do you not have Amazon prime you pleb?

>>150350821
So I get to pay more than at every other shop for just about everything and pay 90€ a year on top of that to get my parcel delivered only one day later than the competition instead of two days?

>>150350864
you also get free shipping.
if you order three times a month on average, which saves you more than 100 euros a year
plus prime video, which has some good stuff as well, for example CL on tuesday

>>150350922
>der consoomer

>>150350955
>spending 50 euros a month on protein powder and supplements is le consooming

>>150350922
I have never ordered anything on amazon in my entire life that didn't have free shipping. Who orders stuff for under 30€ on the regular?
All football streams are free

>protein powder and supplements
holy grim

>>150350978
>spending 600€+prime a year for some krebserregendes powder
fucking lol just eat some eggs bro

Das Trikot sieht schon richtig geil aus

>>150351075
was soll das even darstellen?

>>150351075
Schönes grau. Das weckt Erinnerungen

>>150351092
Europa vom Weltall betrachtet

>Bundesliga starts
>have to wear Jacke today
What happened to the scary Klimawandel?

>>150351134
should I warm you up melody?

150351134
strange how you kept quite about >muh made up climate change during the past two weeks of zero rain 30+ temperatures ever single day and now that we’re back at regular August temperatures you start sperging out again

the return of friday night /bundes/

>>150351307
put a tenner on bvlls over 2,5

>Der drohende Machtkampf um das Präsidentenamt bei Borussia Dortmund ist vom Tisch und der Weg für Hans-Joachim Watzke frei. Amtsinhaber Reinhold Lunow, der zunächst eine erneute Kandidatur angekündigt hatte, nimmt davon nun Abstand. Damit kann sich Watzke auf der Mitgliederversammlung im November zum Präsidenten wählen lassen

Alki is winning agmanvnain

>>150351307
OH YEAH

thinkin we are back
post em and here we go soon

>>150351412
1:2 bvllz
0:2 vfb
0:2 golfsburg
2:2 b00
1:1 waf
1:0 eintracht
0:2 chadmund
1:1 mainz (hollerchad golazo)
0:3 nur der HSV

confirmed and here we go

also bonustipps

>>150351450
16. Brewomen
17. Fauli
18. Heidenheim

most goals: giraffi

meister: Chadmund

herbstmeister: bvllz

1. wechsel: cuck steffen

corrr big news for uk friday night /bundes/ anons

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cgjyzgj3xjwo

>>150351499
they will only watch when arry is on the pitch

>>150351520
you WILL play/start our harry

*shoots you right into the krise*

>>150350978
>>spending 50 euros a month on protein powder and supplements is le consooming
fucking lel

>>150351075
is that supposed to be some abstract kind of world map?
if so, it makes sense Goyim FC would center it on America

>>150351650
wo sihst du da amerika?

>>150351662
There you go, my Hilfsschüler friend.
But it's probably just some scribbles vaguely resembling just about anything to get retards like you hyped.

>>150351688
yeah you need your meds vro

>>150351699
ok babe

>>150351719
hahaha <3

Frankfurt is not even Germany. Why don't they play in an African league?

>>150351748
Excellent bait.

is sceißzig strong atm?

>>150352450
you think someone with this aura can lead the cuck bulls? >>150351610

>>150351610
not sure who gets sacked first
this cück or the soiboi of hiv

in related news:
Buschi is quitting. Again.

>Es ärgert mich, dass Erik als das Problem dargestellt wird. Er war nie das Problem, nie! Er hat mich erst nach drei, vier Wochen angerufen, weil er mich in den Ferien nicht stören wollte. Ich hatte ein sehr gutes Gespräch mit ihm. Unser Gespräch war immer klar und korrekt. Ich hätte unter ihm als Kapitän gespielt.“ Der Klub habe „alles getan, wirklich alles, um mich nach England zurückzubringen. Wenn ein Verein einem solche Gefühle vermittelt, wäre es fast unhöflich, ihn nicht in Betracht zu ziehen. Ich war von den Verantwortlichen so gerührt. Ich konnte nicht Nein sagen.“
>„Alles ging ganz schnell. Einen Tag vor der Abreise zum Bayer-Camp nach Rio de Janeiro erfolgte der erste Kontakt. Um 23 Uhr leuchtete eine Schweizer Nummer auf meinem Handy auf. Ich war auf dem Weg ins Bett: ,Hallo, hier ist Kyril. Ich bin der Besitzer von Sunderland.’ Ich spielte mit, weil ich dachte, jemand würde mir einen Streich spielen. Mein Berater José Noguera war zu diesem Zeitpunkt in Amerika. Ich gab Kyril die Nummer meines Agenten. Das Gespräch war klar, aber kurz. Zehn Minuten später rief José an, zusammen mit dem Sportdirektor und Kyril. Da wurde mir klar: Das ist ernst. Ich war ehrlich zu Kyril und sagte ihm, dass ich mir eine sofortige Rückkehr in die Premier League nicht wirklich vorstellen kann. Aber nach dem Telefonat spürte ich: Das musst du tun, Granit! Der Verein kommt aus einer Situation, die mich an die Anfänge meiner Eltern erinnerte – bei null. Und ich habe das Gefühl, dass mir diese Erfahrung hier für meine Zukunft am meisten nützen wird. Ich möchte irgendwann eine Karriere als Trainer anstreben. Deshalb ist es wichtig, Momente des Leidens und der Solidarität zu erleben. Wir werden in den kommenden Monaten viel leiden müssen. Das ist eine andere Seite des Fußballs, aber es gehört auch dazu und wird mich prägen.“

>Der Verein kommt aus einer Situation, die mich an die Anfänge meiner Eltern erinnerte – bei null.

>Doch zuletzt gab es wieder Gerüchte um einen BVB-Wechsel. Das berichtete die englische Tageszeitung „Guardian“. Demnach soll Dortmund an einer Leihe interessiert gewesen sein. Transfer-Insider Yagiz Sabuncuoglu berichtet, dass der BVB sogar schon ein offizielles Angebot für Álvarez eingereicht hätte.
>Doch laut Transfer-Experte Fabrizo Romano geht Álvarez nun in die Türkei zu Fenerbahce Istanbul und Trainer-Legende José Mourinho. Beide Klubs sollen sich bereits über eine Leihe inklusive Kaufoption einig sein. Álvarez fliegt am Donnerstag nach Istanbul, um dort den obligatorischen Medizin-Check zu absolvieren.

>>150352739
*taps the sign*

>hsvfaggot being loud and annoying and gay
Oh wow it must be a day that ends in y

>>150350864
Even with Prime, Amazon has become incredibly slow. The only thing you could try is get a Bild Plus subscription that is tied with Amazon Prime and then cancel it again. They forgot to untie my Amazon Prime subscription, so I gotten free Prime for over a year now.

>>150351126
Cringe

@150353002
was will der wixxer jetz von meinen eiern?

>>150353049
Based and redbild

>>150352753
This guy is such a fucking drama queen. Every season he's making some big announcement that he's finally going to retire from his commentator job only to renew for another year. One of the worst and laziest commentators in Sky's roster who should have been fired years ago.

>Beim Liga-Auftakt am Sonntag in Gladbach (17.30 Uhr, DAZN) und in allen anderen Spielen darf Heuer Fernandes zwischen die Pfosten.

>„Er wird beginnen und uns diese Saison im Tor vertreten“, erklärte Polzin auf der Pressekonferenz. „Ferro gibt der Mannschaft eine große Sicherheit, verfügt über eine große Erfahrung im Verein. Er ist ein wichtiger Faktor. Wie viele wichtige Momente er für unsere Mannschaft er, zum Beispiel in Eins-gegen-eins-Situationen, für uns herstellt.“

>>150353531
the b00n zionist sau can go back to pissrael

nur gaylords heissen merlin

>>150353745
Röhlsisters?

>Borussia Dortmund: 260 EuroMuss man angesichts der teuersten, günstigsten Dauerkarten der Liga vielleicht mittlerweile von der goldenen Wand sprechen?
The peoples club

>>150353849
Angebot und Nachfrage, Kollege

is having 6 strikers a good idea?

>>150354397
Qualität hat eben seinen preis

>>150354397
Good! Ultras and other customers should be milked as much as possible.

>>150354397
by what criteria was this sorted?
>190
>175
>180

>>150354397
>Produkt

new jersey just dropped

>>150354548
where are they gay colors?

>>150354548
170 euro for a season ticket but you have to buy a new shirt each matchday

>>150354178
new meta

>>150353849
ich bezahl 800 für 2. liga kek

thots on him?
professional bullshiter or simply smarter than the other experts?

>>150354739
>BOAH, WOAH, PFOAH, AJJJJ, UUUUU, EY, BOOM, BAMM, DING, DONG
no wonder /bundes/ loves him so much

bring him back

>>150354739
kvlt

>>150354739
Idk

>record signing injured his knee before the first game
>captain fired and reported to the police
>play in a construction site
>Hildmann already sacked last season
>sporting director fucked off to Bremen
time to give up, Preußen

KLOse = janderbabby

>Dabei handelt es sich um Charlie Cresswell, der gegenwärtig beim FC Toulouse spielt. Der englische U21-Nationalspieler hat das Interesse der Schwarzgelben geweckt, berichtet David Ornstein.
>Der generell gut informierte Journalist aus England teilt mit, dass die Dortmunder auch schon ein Angebot für den Spieler abgegeben haben.
>Das Angebot des Bundesligisten liegt unter der Bewertung von Toulouse für den ehemaligen Verteidiger von Leeds United. Dortmunds Bemühungen um Cresswell dauern an, parallel zu den Bemühungen, Aaron Anselmino von Chelsea zu verpflichten. Unter anderem The Athletic berichtete gestern, dass Dortmund an einer Leihe für Anselmino interessiert sei, den 20-jährigen Argentinier, den Chelsea im Januar von Boca Juniors verpflichtet hatte.

>>150355064
Not gegen Elend grade

Klose in die Hose

BROISEN :DDD

What does he do?

Bayern legend Oli Batista Meier

>>150355117
he should f00 miro

Today is the start of the era of the bvll

>Cuckle perner
looool

Klose in die Hose x2

lmao

klabauterbros

>>150355212
Wh0 did he do it?

>>150353849
>>150354397
>>150354405
>>150354436
260÷17= 15,29€ per game lol
I'm genuinely surprised that the price is so unbelievably low

Saupreißn kruzifix

>das triple ist in gefahr
>our squad is well equipped
historic lines

>>150354660
Duseldorf?

>>150355348
ne schlimmer, s04
bin sadomaso du verstehst?

what ever happened to Werner?

>>150355245
>this is unironically a bundes winning squad
bundes is finished

What makes former str0kers the worst coaches?

>>150355477
Is it still possible to live in Gelsenkirchen if you're not a Muslim or Zigeuner?

>>150355534
nur in 1-2 stadtteilen
abgesehen davon wohn ich nicht in ge

Nusabros.. wat nou?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vWxLkI6lzE
This is the Mark Goldbridge stream, don't think it'll work in Deutschland or even outside of the UK though

>>150355627
>not even 400 ppl waiting
the blundershitga is a failed product

>>150355653
He has close to 700 waiting. He's doing 2 streams at the same time it seems, one with footage and one without, I wonder if everyone else gets redirected to the other one.

>have four Frankfurt players (goalie included) in my Kicker 11
Is this too much? Feels like that's too dependent on one team

>>150355483
He drives a Ferrari while his new team mates use an electric Mini to come to training

>>150355729
i also have like only 5 diff teams

hot

>>150355808
Now without makeup.

>>150355808
love this qt

Bayern will have to replace Neuer next season. That's why Uli has set aside 80m

>Average age of Bayern starting squad: 29.1 years

Is this the Bayern youth movement I heard so much about?

mayb Harvey Elliott costs 3m or less, then i can replace Nusa until winter

>>150355858
he's not going anywhere if he maintains his form

>>150355890
He's 39 mate

>>150355890
>if he maintains his form

post teams my mongos

>>150355858
No way, he still got it

how many for Room and Kakayoko against b00n???

>>150355917
that old man Buffon retired at like 45 and Neuer was better than him most of his career

>Gnabry over Karl
I would have fired Kompany before the match started

Nutzlose Untermenschen haltet die scheiß Fresse während der Hymne.

>>150355975
WRONG AS ALWAYS CHUDCEL-MAN

This is the future!

>>150355978
they sang the hymn tho

*Kino pwns Bunnis in u're path again award*

Handicap Player: Woltebitch

It's a mystery
Who will win?

i am watching with my friend goldbridge :) (i hate manure but enjoy when he suffers)

Someone needs to tell Gulácsi to just shave it already. He looks like a Friar

>>150355983
Not for me

Damn jt's kicker team is kino....

What happens to those customers that make the TMobile logo if Bayern gets another shirt sponsor?

Hope Gnabry gets injured before half time

>>150355992
>3 strikers at left back

clear pen tho

>>150356017
krudi..

why is Goretzka playing instead of Pavlovic anyway? wtf is wrong with this coach

>Goretzka down
is it finally time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WDs6cRJM7s
the overlap are streaming it as well as goldbridge doesnt have any sound like the mong he is

>>150356034
thanks to the kino keeper combo with 2 stammkeeper I was able to afford Grimaldini (300+ points again incumming)

Damm, that Bayern-Squad looks weak as fuck on paper. They will go nowhere in the CL

>>150356123
My nigga wisdom mike finna bouta dab all over bundes shieeeet

nice pre-cope

>>150356123
>They will go nowhere in the CL
That's a given as long as Kimmich plays as a 6 no matter what the rest of the squad looks like

>>150356141
Is that you, Jefferson Watermelonia?

>>150356141
Why no (P)ane this year?

a-are bayern the good guys

>>150356168
sir arry makes them the good guys by default yes

150356159
Kompany is a retard and I don't think b00n will even win the league.

>picking a 3fach belastet jonny b
my nigga ur retarded

What a shit game ...

told ya

zZz

This shit is garbage

>>150356168
always have been

PANE IS FINISHED

>muh gnadenlose überlegenheit
they want the bulls to attack at the Allianz?
swear the experts get more retarded each season

Very nice Harald, that shot deserved to go in

>>150356252
It is and this is the best the bundes has to offer

I am about to turn my PC off

JABADABADOOOOOO

OLISE OLISE OLISE
YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOO

OH PISSE

Yaaabbaaadabbaadoohhh

>>150356281
and now cheering like Bayern fanboys

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>Schlager
keeeeeeeeeek

tell me about schlager why does he wear the mask

Damn, great goal

LUCHO LUCHO LUCHO
YABADABBADOOOOOOO

BUENOS DIAZ

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Damn these leipzig nigger defenders suck ass

shouldve known soiboi ole gets sacked first

schmackofatz

TV off

>>150356401
That bitch will be gone zur Winterpause

>>150356447
This. Meisterschaft entschieden

>>150356474
When we giving Frankfurt die Schale?

>>150356523
>flopmöller without Oma and Etikett solo carrying him

>>150356541
You are one spicy motherfucker!

OLISE OLISE OLISE

Olise is too good

OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE

>>150356474
this
but unironically

Its kind of funny how stubborn /bundes/ is. Everyone just refuses to even say the name of Bayerns best player no matter how many times he's involved in goals

>>150356602
Kloppo effect

>Some people have predicted Leipzig will end up 2nd this season

lol...LMAO even

Hohle Werner

>>150356447
lmao, HIV mong already seething hard

Watching Schinken vs See instead.

good moment to put Werner (Timo) on

>>150356650
thanks for tip, im gonna watch the müllkrug no show instead

>>150356650
>>150356681
GOAL LÜCKKRUG

>>150356681
>
Jinxed it lmao

>>150356611
its olise and everyone knows since last season
what are you even babbling about?

>>150356611
What are you talking about? Everyone says that Olise is Bayern's best player. If they were actually willing to sell him there would be at least 3 or 4 Premier league clubs that would pay 120m for Olise

>>150356681
kek you absolute tool

>>150356691
>[Deleted]
KWABSEL
>>150356704
>>150356770
huh?

cuckle perner out
schizo walter in

NETTO

>>150356611
based granatbry enjoyer

>>150356611
weak ragebait

>>150356028
The tickets for those places are hold by t-mobile and they invite different employees per match to do it.

I have german exam tomorrow.
I love goyrmany but holy shit, the language is so fucked up.

>>150356028
they just extended the contract

Bubbles... Popped...

>>150356628
Who? Def. not me

>>150356628
first tho, trvst the plvn

>>150356750
Meds

>>150357022
Guten Abend, mein Freund. Viel Erfolg

NOOSE SISTERS WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

>"Tah muss aufpassen dass er nicht der neue Upamecano wird"
käk schon mein spruch der saison

>>150357123
Danke, Bruder...

>>150356541
>>150356616
WHO IS SHE? I NEED A NAME

>>150357259
some polish book reviewer

>>150357096
If Ekitike is worth 95m how much is Olise worth?

>>150357366
with or without Cuckberl tax?

>>150357403
With regular Premier league tax

>>150357366
Ekimetekelteh is a good player, olisee not

Simple as. Eberl-Meisterklasse got cucked hard on this one

>>150357456
>Ekimetekelteh is a good player, olisee not
lol

HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY

ARE ARRY

KANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANEKANE

We knew that Harry was great but I didn't expect Diaz to be that good, honestly

>cant even play zu null against relegation fodder
lmaaao negro defense masterclass

>Tah
classic tah ngl

>Tah and Upa
this is gonna be a comical season

could bayern win the champions league
look really strong here

Ein Schuss
Ein Tor
Der Neuer

KARL DER GROßE

>>150357538
I'm sure they'll at least reach the quarter but this is Leipzig, bro.

>Yoko /a/ssist but I benched Nusa
atleast my boy will start from now on

>>150357538
The other top teams aren't really better

BAYERN RIGGCHEN

>>150357539
>>150357544
>>150357587
KWAB

NEGER MASTERCLASS BRAIN

HOWEVER

rigged

lol it's always black people doing these wacky things
same with just picking up the fucking ball in their own box

Lmao

unprofessional piece of shit league baka

HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD HARALD

HARRY HARRY HARRY

HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY

>Perner
KWABUTZI

cute!

KAAAAAAAAAANE

Congrats to your 2025/26 Bundesliga Champions.

It was a fun season bros

>>150357534
Where is Kim?

Oldest B*yern fan

Werner exposed

xGbros it should only be 1-0 to Bayern...

>>150357660
Kek, but true. Kane will win the Torschützenkönig

>>150357662
There he is. What a run!

ololololololol

HATTRICKANE

YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOO

STOP STOP LIEPZIG IS ALREADY DEAD

Kim Masterclass. Genuinely.

holy fuck, will we finally see the bulls go down

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Wtf

>schwanke zwischen soiboi ole und merlin als erste entlassung
>entscheide mich für merlin das kindsgesicht
schon kb mehr auf tippspiel

GET IIIN
LEIPZIG RELEGATION THIS SEASON

>>150357705
Hamburg exists my guy.

Good lad r Arry

kane has improved

*bags a hatty when bayern are already 3-0 up*

>>150357705
>they finish 2nd because Bayern rapes everyone else even harder

maybe leipzig should buy some white players, just a thought

>>150357727
Why do so many Englanders dislike the guy, he is genuinely class? Not only as a player but as a person too.

>>150357726
whynotboth.jpg

>>150357735
HE'S DONE IT!!!

>>150357703
What if he actually wasn't lying about playing in pain for two years and now he's fit for the first time playing for Bayern?

give him back

mein gott gehen mir die beierschweine jetzt schon auf den sack

>>150357749
>both
>when Hamburg is already two teams
bihnga

>>150357747
doesnt do it for >us
bayern arry is best arry

bayern will get crushed in the CL but will crush bundes again because all other teams are even more shit than they were a few years ago. when was even the last time somer other club made a big transfer of an actually internation star player.

ooga booga boo, I'm cursing the black players of red bull with my voodoo magic so Karl can score

>>150357754
Knowing Bayern's medical staff it won't take long until he's Min NO Kim.

>>150357733
What do you mean? Kane has always been like this. The last time he didn't play well was at the world cup under Southgate because he was obviously overplayed and half-dead

>>150357747
He is class. Think because of the Spurs association everyone just took the piss.

>>150357747
tottenham are probably the most hated club thats about it

>>150357763
Let's see how their abysmal depth will play out

>>150357782
>when was even the last time somer other club made a big transfer of an actually internation star player.
never

>>150357799
raul to schalke

why are the cuck bulls like this?

>>150357787
at tottenham he could go missing or seem defeated before the game started
he is seemingly more confident here

>>150357812
way past his prime

>>150357834
and still shat on bauern kek

>Xavi is on the field
gar nicht mitbekommen

>>150357828
Tottenham is not a real club, it's just Levy doing jew things

i thought kimmich was finally leaving this summer

>>150357854
the last time Schalke won something

Why do wingers always work instantly at Buyern?

müllkrug off

>>150357877
He extended his contract last year after hassling for a long tine. He'll finish his career at Bayern now.
I would be actually happy if he played as a right back again (fuck Kompany)

>>150357897
>t.

bro this number 23

>>150357948
good question. i mean Sane absolutely bloomed and became the best german winger of the last 10 years

Karl has huge potential. I'd just play Olise as a 10 and Karl on the right wing until Musiala comes back

>>150357870
kane is liberated from that dark jewish magic

heh atleast we won't have the highest loss in the Allianz Arena this season

>>150357738
Cant wait for another 10 Tore gegen den scheiss HSV

>>150358038
HIV 0-9 incoming, just like back then when they were still in Bundesliga

>>150358084
>>150358095
I feel like they are ripe to break the 11:1 record

>buy cuck coach and niggers
>get cucked
lmao

>>150357980
Didn't he dismantle Schalke in one of his first games? I didn't mean overall success, just the initial impact.

>>150357976
Glad that fag will be gone soon

>>150358121
leave Negerkusen alone

how does that even work

>>150357976
Ask yourself bundes, would you follow this man and sacrifice everything for maximum success?

>>150358169
>not even 2 xg
yeah im thinking the b00n massively lucked out today and are still fraudulent

Ole has the Ausstrahlung of a Salatgurke

>>150351610
.

>>150358212
Only Klose is worse

>>150358140
Niggaküssen and Zignigs will fight for 4th at best

>>150358187
totally
you mean the guy on the right, yes?

>>150358169
program a random number generator and pjut an x behind it

Anyone want to sign 35 year old Ilkay Gundogan for a year?

thoughts on Diaz?

I'm here for the daily APOLOGISE to Kane.

>>150358377
You can keep that muslim Schwein

>>150358389
team is 3:0 up and the game is done?
ITS KANE TIME

>>150358438
>NO SCORING GOALS AND IMPROVING GD IS BAD OK???????????
Wow. So no apology.

jz 0ne brotzeit mit milram leuchtfeuer käse

Hufschmiedbros i dont think a 1:0 arbeitswin against gay fauli will bring us the tischführung..

>>150358377
Koan Schvrkentvrken

>>150358380
Liverpool mong has started suspiciously good. However, need to see him perform in CL before I make any judgements.

>>150358380
Glad he's at a proper club now

>>150358555
Fuck off 190.

>>150358377
Ask the arabs

the ovenfreshe 4 käse has just been put into the oven

https://x.com/jaaarno/status/1958998193632682361
based Müllkrug

>>150324968
WRONG, Kauer is 0.5 cheaper eggshelly

>BILD-Fußballchef Christian Falk verrät: „Mir ist eine Anekdote von der Chefetage an der Säbener Straße zugetragen worden: Und zwar muss Uli Hoeneß den armen Hasan einst ziemlich rund gemacht haben, sodass es wirklich alle Büros gehört haben. Der Grund war, dass Salihamidzic Wanner als Jugendspieler mit gerade einmal 16 Jahren einen Vertrag gegeben hat, mit dem er angeblich eine Mio. Euro im Jahr verdient haben soll.“

>Falk erklärt: „Der Hintergrund war, dass Wanner sich damals mit Wolfsburg einig war und damals schon wechseln wollte. Salihamidzic hat das verhindert, indem er diesen Vertrag abgeschlossen hat und hat dafür von Hoeneß ganz schön auf die Mütze bekommen.“

>>150359684
Hassan has destroyed the Bayern beyond repair

GuMo

GuMo

Werderbros, the title race starts today

Buyernbros what's going on? is Stanišić going to play the whole season as a LB?

Da Wooofs gonna win today against Heathenhome

>>150364495
No, Davies is still injured. Once he comes back in about two months he'll play as a LB again

>>150364693
I asked 'cause I think I remember he played as LB in the latter part of the previous season and I just assumed Buyern would get a proper replacement

>>150364712
Yea it was the same reason because Davies got injured but getting a replacement for a few months would have been difficult because everyone knows that Davies would play as a LB again once he's fit. He also signed a new contract with big wages before his injury. If he didn't Bayern would have bought Theo Hernandez

>>150359684
>>150363884
Well, Wanner was sold and Bayern got more money back than they invested in him. It's too bad that he's such a weakmind. Going to PSV while Bayern has the smallest squad ever so he'd definitely get a chance is just a pussy move

>>150351075
Inspired by piss stains on floor of Hbf?

whos getting exposed today?

>>150366600
your bussy

>>150364584
how many for m00 mit aj?

Time for da comfyrenz and then NDR2 Bundesliga Show

>>150366600
The bald fraud
If yer couldn't do it at Yernited, don't think yer gon do it with a fleeced Liver cousin.

>>150366600
the Thiounefisch

Paderchads, I feel good today

>>150367345
HSV-SISTERS, Abstiegskampf beginnt morgen

>>150351447
>1:2 bvllz
hahaha

>>150367456
yeah for kackbach

>lets check in on Müllkrug in the epl
goal didn't count btw KWABSEL

>>150367526
Looks a lot fitter so far, hope he recovers his form in time for CUM 2026

MATSUUUUUUUUUUDA

SISSY CONTEH

>>150366791
Aj who?

>>150367933
our golden boy Majer

wish that they didn't make us play Antifa FC for the season opener

>>150367988
belligol is gonna tear those axe wounds apart dont worry

>6:0
What a farmer's league holy shit

is lunddal albino?

>>150368018
Monitoring this post

Wie scheisse wird die DAZN comfyrenz?

>>150368218
>Not being a radio Chad
Elmao

>>150367526
you can see his dick swinging around kek

>>150365149
>nooo he should be rotting on the bench waiting for someone to get injured!!
cuck mentality

Wau
.. bundes SUX!

just kys already

>>150365149
They have a buyback incase he redeems himself after a shitty season at Heidenheim

>>150367526
This will be his season tho

based cars

>>150350142 (OP)
>Am 1. Spieltag der 63. Bundesliga-Saison gibt Sandro Wagner für Augsburg sein Trainer-Debüt im Oberhaus, auch Erik ten Hag bei Bayer Leverkusen, Paul Simonis beim VfL Wolfsburg und Horst Steffen bei Werder Bremen sind neu in der Liga. Der VfB Stuttgart gastiert nach der Superpokal-Niederlage bei Union Berlin.

how many for Woltebitch against Huhnion?

>>150368701
No

>>150369459
Easy hatty

>waf benched titzer
CRINGE

>>150369666
me abd my Handicap player Woltebitch this season (Woltebitch is the n0er)

>150369686
Chudrich Bank too

Alpen Guardiola leads hoffenheim to Europa this year

>>150355534
There's also a shitload of russian diaspora and better bring a empty Pfandflasche to appease the local warlord on arrival

>>150370023
I do my hair like this

dont (you) me you fat cunt

>>150370119
Why not

>>150370023
was mit diese Frisur

Zeit für comfyrenz

jonny bitch no show vs Bakeryhouse

pissi malatini

Scared, Bre"men" ?

Grimaldini /a/ssist!!!

>>150370215
I want to cum in her mouth and pussy so badly!

Its Wagner, from Deutschländ

>WAF
kek what a bitch

What is this gay multiview shit? Fuck the BRD for >muh monopoly rights
Yeah, so much better now. Just subscribe to three different Jews and get serves shit.

>cuck steffen
>brewomen

ASLLANI

SCIENZA

SCIENCE

SCIENZAAAA
LETS GO

>>150370401
You should send her a dick pic. Maybe she'll consider you worthy.

>ynr Eintracht fans hating Toppmöller in his first season
The club really did well sticking with him anyway.

>>150370616
they're playing a bottom 3 team in the league bro

>>150370624
Whilst true, a key part of success is consistency and that includes winning against shit teams you are expected to do well against.

>>150370616
Tbh if your name is dino that's badass af nigga is a dinosaur

theres only 1 dino in the league ^

>>150370616
Agreed, they have been climbing and climbing the table under him
Just need to learn to not sell their breakout players after 6-12 months

Manzabi is shit get röhl on asap schuster schlampe

>>150370675
>>150370681
>Samefagging this hard
Kys

>>150370662
That's precisely the strategy that's been working for them in the last couple of years.

>>150370698
>schizoposting
kys srsly

Käk was war n das

>Atubolu
or is it simply the Wagner Effekt?

do something Woltebitch!!

Rönnow is sooo good
And so dreamy too :3

Wolf look like he legit retarded

based

MARIUS WOLF
AWOOOOOOOOO

>>150370779
>munfiltered

what does he do

KWAVfB

Stuttgart mal gar nicht Europatauglich

>Hollerbitch leaves, Union becomes title contender
huh

>don't play führich or röhl
>lose
Many such cases

>>150370803
>its another episode of every Buliclub besides Buyern and Doofmund getting filtered in group phase

>>150370773
he was studying to become a banker before his football career picked up after all

>>150370818
Chadmund are a stufe above b00n in recent years tho

>named Wolf
>doesnt play for Wolfsburg

>>150370850
Both are the only good clubs representing the BuLi sadly and Cuckmund only cares about getting CL spots instead of challenging for the title in BuLi
Will never forget how they bottled the title on final match day

stop the count
>>150370868
>Wolfsburg won the league with a manager named Wolf

>>150370899
Why does HSV not have the burgo?

>>150370899
why is it freiburgo and augsburgo, but hamburg and wolfsburg?

>„Wenn Du so weitermachst“, droht Buschi, „stecken wir Dich samstags wieder ins Studio und holen uns 'ne Neue!“ Zum Glück ist die Hofmann Schalke-Fan und damit die Bottroper Ruhrpott-Schnauze des Kollegen und Leiden im Speziellen gewohnt.

>Selbst Schmiso wirkt betroffen, entschuldigt sich „sofort in aller Form“. Folge: Alle Vorsätze sind schon vor Anpfiff dahin. Buschi („Ich werde heute etwas ruhiger machen“) bleibt nur ein gesäuseltes „Aber Britta, ich hab Dich lieb...“

>>150370899
Hoffenheim is 90% relegated
What does this mean for Leverkusen?

>>150370926
hoffenheim are gonna be elite this season tho

>>150370905
>>150370908
it doesnt show up on the table, or on schedule graphics in Google but it does show as Hamburgo S.V and Wolfsburgo when you look up each club.
>>150370926
Leverkusen has fans that arent people who wanted another club besides Bayern to win last season?

>>150370922
when and where did this happen and why is this supposed to be a problem?

BAUJAHR

NEU

>>150370976
>>150370976

Lel backhouse is soooooo shit

>Ten Hag
>De gay

>>150370899
They won it with Magath. But yes, hilariously enough, they had a manager named WOLFGANG WOLF.

>>150370595
What is it all about?

>>150351175
>30+ in August is NOOOOT NORMAAAL!!
kys