Thread 150351173

boaky's last edition

pies v dees - now
poort v snus - soon

poolingwood

HEAVE HO UNNA

FUCKING DAICOS DOG CUNT PLAYING FOR FREES FUCKING MAGGOT CUNT

What should I have for brekkie? Did daigcos get a new haircut?

port will do it for ken

>>150351208
Battery acid, and no, he's just balding.

>>150351213
yeah like they've been doing it for ken this entire year
suns 90+
t. poort customer

wonder who will have The Voice

Langdon just bearhugging naicos is funny as fuck

>>150351218
carr has been coaching

>>150351218
Come on mate, can port do me a favour and beat the suns?

t. doggies customer

>>150351216
>Battery acid

So a Dr. Pepper? Anything else with that? I'm thinking a scrabled cheese eggs sammie with red peppers.

ahhh delicious piespergs in the crowd booing kek

>>150351223
i refuse to believe the guy that coached poort to have one of the best midfields in the comp is somehow so shit of a head coach that he tanked a team that came second last year. poort have some major injuries rn and started the year without a bunch of starting 22 players like butters, sav, bzt, marshall, etc. but i really think its just a case of hinkley was checked out and wasn't getting the players up for him anymore, not playing for his job anymore after all. i was hoping MY poorties would have the opposite of a year, coming out stronger than ever knowing it was ken's last year, but alas.

If Freo weren't complete spastics this could've been Collingwood season over.

meklsham uses fake tan right

Reminder: dees have kept up with every good team this year to then lose by a few points or a goal every time (except Brisbane)

crazy how melksham is dees' best forward

>>150351282
maybe but at least he heemed May at that restaurant. Collingwood are cooked IMO, maybe go to second week finals but they peaked too early

mcretard

>>150351282
All I know is he kicks goals.

>>150351299
steven kwabbed him with his comment though kek

>>150351300
this
surely pies stop playing him next year
oh wait they won't because they refuse to play any young players kek

this is actually turning into a good game hmm
at least the other game starts during half time so i can sus out if it'll be good or not

>Smellbin
Another team trying their guts out against MY Maggies who are simply chilling around.
Settle down you non black and white spastics, sheesh~

gonna switch to hear inxs

>>150351315
true, but are you really trying to act so tough when you chirp about winning a meme flag and then get fucking heemed, sounds like a CTE retard to me

pretty poor kick from dees best forward

Dominos or KFC?

what the fuck is ken talking about with how travis saved the port power football club from going under

we need port to win for wednesday night footy to be kino tbqh

>>150351346
Pizza>chicken

>>150351348
If Boak left for Geelong it was all over.

collingwood treating this like a grand final kek

daicos the flopping bitch

i cant keep up with all this
so who wants snoop dog canned from the gf
poofs or anti poofs?

Why do half of the demons have black eyes?

fucks sake umps paying daicos flopping again fuck that is fucking pathetic

>>150351366
i dont believe that the afl would let a new franchise die on the back of one player like that

FREE KICK NICK DAICOS (touched him).

umps have got the call lmao

>free kick nick
>trip

NEVER

EVER

TEAR US (A NEW ONE)

Petraccas kicks this year have been the worst he’s ever done

cocks out for boaky

>>150351370
no one with a functioning brain wants snoop dogg to play anywhere

>>150351369
>>150351372
>>150351376
>>150351372
>>150351379
You maaaad you maaaad lol lol

>>150351396
Not true. I want him to play in traffic.

>>150351371
They headbutt each other before the games to g up

>never won at adelaide oval
KWAB

>>150351400
so tilted about his daicywaicy he's quoting the wrong post

>Frampton kicking around the boundary, no pressure
>Out on the full
SPASTIC

it's crazy how hard the umpires ride the other team when they face collingwood

reminder that if pies don't win the granny this year (they won't) they're FUCKED because their list is full of 40 year olds who will collapse sooner rather than later

theres two black guys out there

>>150351393
I dunno what scares me more, the fact that people who are fully going along with the Satanic plan did something wrong enough to warrant punishment or the fact that they do this to allow to parasite to infest them.

Christ is King

Dreamt I went full 1488

>>150351413
steven may and who?

>>150351424
im watching the game with a finals winning side

>>150351411
yeah but they will petition the AFL through a soulful media campaign for a priority pick or some shit. The entire AFL is 50% a Vic WWE fantasy league and 50% a platform for satanic faggots media to infest the minds of viewers who want to tap out from the world

>>150351431
you've got the brisbane lions in the room with you?

one last cringe opening for ken

TOLD YOU THAT PORT WOULD WIN. FUCKING TOLD YOU!

>Gold Coast have never won at the Adelaide Oval
they are seeding the plebs mind on the ticker early I see

I don't like footy now but I can't stop watching

maynard kwab

DOING IT FOR KEN

Maggots are very obviously fixing it for Collingwood. The AFL need Collingwood in the top 4 for an extra MCG sellout in the finals.

>twins
one goes for pick 1 the other goes for pick 30s
think north fucked up kek

Why yes I shop at Harvey Norman how could you tell?

come on port power you fucks win it and knock gc out

my dicks hard

>>150351476
they also gave away this years first for it
>>150351474
yep it's pathetic

How does GC manage to shit the bed so consistently?

>black suit
Lol lmao at Australia yet again

>>150351500
they had a rigged fixture to get them to finals
they are carlton, st kilda tier at best

>>150351500
Beach culture. No urgency.

so if Port win this what's the implication for finals? Is this just a final round play for AFL House to drum up hype

#FreeKickFagpies

>>150351500
plastic club

>>150351460
>if only you knew how bad things really are

Every time I buy any rice which isn’t basmati I’m reminded how superior the mighty bas is

some clubs just have no sovl and it really shows

this whitlock looks better than north's one kek

>>150351474
genuinely sad the lengths the AFL goes to appease Eddy's fuckboys tbqh. softest most plastic cunts in the league.

The best rice is broken rice cooked by a Vietnamese

was RC right about everything?

Wondered why the other thread was moving so slow. Didn't even realise it was dead, missed the new thread post.

>>150351546
most but not everything

>>150351546
No.

>>150351546
>LE ATB
no

>it's very jewy down here roo
what did he mean

Why do they always use this ugly Tayla Harris dyke for marketing when there are so many other attractive women in AFLW

>>150351569
Nice legs.

>>150351569
She was memed into an icon by (possibly staged) bullying.

so homophobia would have been defeated if rankine got 1 more week

>obviously it's rigged for the pies or the league wouldn't have given every call against the pies for the last 3 weeks to sink them from 1st to 8th
Genetics are real and they really did a number on y'all sorry to say

>>150351596
VPN off piesperg

>>150351593
yeah but now it's gonna regenerate way stronger like cell

>>150351569
this will probably get read out at the monday morning data scrape meeting

Is our cricket team washed?

>>150351624
Who cares?

>>150351624
It's still winter mate

>>150351624
all this morning except boland

>>150351624
better it dies now than when you realize the "Australian" cricket team is half Sanjeev and half Ramesh.

>>150351607
based

misso just crossed her legs

the suns logo is so kino. the logo should be yellow on the jumper though

The Ken cam is giving me the shits

dumb n

kek Aliir chimping

>>150351663
yeah it's getting annoying desu

>King
KWAB

ELLIOTT!!

>>150351676
based cromwell

that big melbourne player is a retard

fuck all this flopping afl needs to clamp down on it hard make that shit a week off

>>150351687
same

>>150351685
flopping for frees should get as many weeks as calling someone a faggot. Would make players stop and make faggot seethe being compared to weakness kek

>>150351687
>watching ads instead of footy

Snoop Dogg did a homophobia

nanananana it's the muthafukin F A double G

Ice Cube was the best at saying Faggot

>>150351708
fucking kek

>>150351708
he didn't fly so good!

this entire country is a literal meme
imagine being an australian and taking everyday life seriously

Is Kath a lesbo?

>>150351708
lmao perfect

>>150351708
why were they standing on the tables?

How good is footy?

>>150351731
Narcissism.

>>150351264
should've given oppenheimer another spin

chicken with homemade gnocchi and pesto for dindins

>>150351708
sir where did yuo get this video of me i am brahman you cannot be of posting this videos without my permissions sir

>>150351734
I'm not sure. it's ok I guess

>>150351687
Obviously. Been able to watch a half of the Dees-Pies. Switched over to Port-Suns at half time, switched back at quarter time and when this is over it'll be the second half just starting for the other game.

One word to describe Nick Daicos?

Genuine Class.

>>150351753
afaggot

>>150351708
this guy is like top 0.1% indian too kek

>>150351749
This, tbqh

>>150351725
sometimes I do get heated but I'm learning more and more to just let go. I mean during the coof I was looking up how to take the back seats out of my car so I could sleep in it when I got made redundant and homeless for refusing the vaxx but everything will work out. In this life or the next.

>>150351708
Saars, the movie mans have lied to us!

>aboriginal player
>they've just got that spark, that x factor, that bit of magic, really dangerous, really athletic

Who deserves the moniker of Mr Football?

>>150351756
You got a fucking problem, mate?

BANG BANG BANG

What a goal!

>>150351771
Me

>>150351768
>such a live wire

>>150351731
the floor was lava

>>150351753
powerbottom

>>150351771
mumza

We got some genuine freshies here for some reason. I wonder where they came from to cause them to be here.

>>150351756
>>150351773
looking good mates

Lmao Naicos pushed Gawn

>Howe and McCreery both cooked on the eve of finals
Pies are falling apart when it counts.

White Australian people are the biggest pussies on earth

>>150351786
India

Based umps fucking up Ken's party

based dees

>>150351786
i dunno but they stick out like sore thumbs

>>150351786
Bigfooty banning people for discussing wrong-think in the Rankine threads?

>>150351791
Wrong, The English still exist, sadly

Melksham was a promising amateur boxer that's why it was so easy for him to heem May. Pray that he heems Daicos if they don't get up to divert from the faggot saga.

>>150351790
they started falling apart a month ago

Piesperg are you ok?
You were boasting a lot earlier in the season but your team is clearly finished.
Even if they go on to beat Melbourne, they are still playing like a bottom 8 side. Waaaay too slow for finals.

Now the footy match is good

>>150351806
we are english

>>150351802
Yeah that's what I'm thinkn.

>>150351812
A month ago they were resting them to try and preserve them for finals. Now they're brining them back and they're going down on eve of finals. Panic stations

why did west coast delist culley?

Well I'll ask. Are any of you blokes from BigFooty?

as usual I leave the room for 10 minutes and they start winning

>>150351828
Too slow.

guys i'm a based oldfag, joshie, convict, zerogoose, gary ridgway XD

The umpires have ruined footy

>>150351832
yeah but like 20 years ago

What game wevwsy hung

it's amazing how much faggotry happens on an afl field

Piesperg are you ok?
Are you ok piesperg?

Liddy's father's celebrating the goal

Dees on fire in the 3rd
Pies ice cold

feel asleep at qtr time and just woke up
not sure why im tired all the time

It's a long way to the top if you want a sausage roll

>>150351860
I've never had a sausage roll. I've got a long way to go.

Collingwood are lookn a bit wobbly!!!!

carn da mighty peemongs

Why are the dees tryharding? They have nothing to play for.

Absolute state of umpiring

>>150351858
U maxxed vaxxed and boosted?

>>150351871
Pride. You wouldn't get it.

>catches the sherran
>Runs 30m
>Ump spots him there
Yep it's certainly rigged against the pies

>>150351875
just the first two to keep my job

Colingwood Fans

Hate Fremantle so much. Robbed us of absolute kino.

and respected by our foes

Piessperg believes in climate change.

>>150351880
For*

>>150351884
they pushed, you blinked. Pathetic.

Piesperg.
Your club doesn't have it's first round pick.
You have no good youth besides Nick Daicos.
Over 60% of your best 22 is 30+.
Piesperg, it's not looking good. You know the rebuild is inevitable but McRae has repeatedly said he doesn't want youth, he wants old players.

>>150351884
Just say "yes", vaxxie.

Carn the bees

what happens if you tell an opposition player that you're going to kill their entire family while they sleep?

>>150351858
Masturbating during pregame will do that

>>150351896
>>150351900

4chan npcs

>sundays BIG ELIM to decide who plays finals
>both dogs and fred play finals and gc miss

Im never tired and I never want to go to bed

>>150351884
Chronic lethargy is a known side effect. You're fucked mate.

Bowey has some putrid moments.

>>150351905
Nothing, unless they have a gay nephew, then you get a month.

Crisp

Remember how he would call us plebocrats and tell us about his wife.

>>150351871
better question: why are the pies so shit against a bottom 4 side at home?

>>150351909
toldya we had some freshies

>>150351905
One week suspension unless you referred to them as faggots when you threatened to kill them in which case 5 weeks.

>>150351910
It's better this way

>>150351909
call me what you want but you can never call me compliant cattle. I was ready to go to the NT "quarantine" farm and jerk off all over the staff

>>150351875
>>150351912
Fuck off and die you cunt

>>150351921
Just because they're new doesn't mean they're wrong.

>>150351918
surely he'll be back for finals, right?

how would freshies even find this place?

>>150351931
How did you find it?

>>150351909
>Unthinking moron takes experimental medication with zero consideration
>'Hurr nah you da NPC'
Whatever you say, jabbie.

>>150351926
you are traumatised by it lol

>>150351905
just have a giggle bruv

>>150351931
https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/1gwkpe/4chans_sp_board_watching_the_last_few_minutes_of/

the english were based as fuck and i'm sick of pretending they weren't

Kek watching nick getting so easily pushed off the ball by viney

Our dear RC. We miss him so much

>>150351939
>nothing has happened since
you were wrong admit it

nothing
ever
happens

>>150351931
by trying to find out where the screenshots from their tiktoks or reels came from

>>150351951
Fuck off, faggot. Guarantee I have more posts about the games in this thread than you.

>>150351907
how long are you over there for mate?

>>150351946
Was that the mircale on grass?

The generational unemployed will pass that vaccine story down like war heroes

Kozzie pickets goal celebration song kek
https://youtu.be/j-voCM3DfiY?si=jS2Wad1EHLB9fcvG

My stream is lagging

>>150351947
The were the most heroic race since the Romans. Were.

>>150351946
>all those tripfags
forgot about that

are they having another gay (a pejorative word for homosexuality) bye week before the finals?

>>150351947
I bought that book but I havnt read it yet, and several other books

>>150351839
Has only done good things for us

>>150351976
time for the awfl to shine!

>>150351965
to who? they cant breed (undesirable dreggs of society)

legends game next week lads

>>150351969
they are us mate

I hate mcniggerrae. How is he employed

elitemons have the opportunity to do the funniest shit

>>150351956
You wouldn't have died if you hadn't taken it. You might have increased you risk of cancer or other diseases later in life having taken it though. Time will tell. Might already be doing so.
You were wrong to take it and wish you didn't which is why your comment included a qualifier about only taking a couple of shots and that you were forced to.

>>150351988
Excited to see GAJ

>>150351994
he's such a whingy baby

>>150351994
we dont use that word here mate

>>150351969
well be nuking this shit before we leave so don't get too excited

>>150352015
true m8, what with all the recent j*b application memes

why is every young key forward super tall and skinny these days

i see a lot of potential in this thread.... wasted potential

>>150352030
sudos are the future

collingwood doing a 2015 freo right now

>>150352030
plugger would barely average a goal a game these days

>>150351961
Until Freo plays a prelim

I missed the first half, Howe injured again...

>>150352040
did a nasty freo this morning

>>150352060
Not sure Howe. Definitely injured though.

>>150352040
didn't freo at least finish first in that year
pies will be very lucky to make top 4

Petraccas worst game of the year

top kek, unreal that janny tried to ban me after all the fucking slop that's been posted here. What a fucking wasteland, hope they pay you good to be shacked up in Canberra FAGGOT

lol

bontworld needs to accept immigration

>>150352070
>rest players
>start losing
>uhhh shit bring them back
>they get injured again
>you still lose
lol

>>150352047
enjoy

Lmao Sloppingwood are FUCKED!

>>150352075
I mean...if they lose this they literally can't make the top 4 due to gc lol?

>>150352070
>t-there was a b-bad flu in July we'll be back to our best form at the end of August

>mcgae seething
KEK

>>150351997
you know what's funny? you'll always be this insufferable faggot that brings up the vaccine at every moment your entire life. while everyone else has moved on. you are traumatised by the event and you will never let it go. you will always be waiting for the mass die off that will never happen. your identity is linked to it to deal with your trauma as a coping mechanism.

Piesperg, please answer.

clearly fucking throwing it so they don't have to go to adelaide first up

>>150352015
I do

Did you know your club likely has an LGBTQIA+ supporter group?

Piesperg.

Piesperg?

Glad I'm not a /pol/brained tard

>pies will make an elim final and get raped by whoever they play
>their geriatrics are going to keep getting older
>they'll fall even further next year
kek kek kek

>>150352109
>>150352122
>>150352124
The schizolads

>>150352119
Yeah, but they look like this.

>>150352119
>14 year old account
>55 followers
heh

No way piesperg comes back after this

Piesperg we need answers.
60% of your squad is grandpas.
You have no youth and no first round draft pick.
What next?

God punishes those who pervert nature

PIESPERG ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK PIESPERG?

>>150352125
vaxx status?

Would love to watch McRae get jeeted by a train or bus, anything really

>>150352119
my club isn't there

Piesperg, are you expecting a 38 year old Pendlebury to be a key-player next season?

>>150352122
>>150352124
>>150352135
>>150352137
>>150352139
I don't care about collingwood or football or any sports

i'm piesperg

>>150352151
don't worry, he just re-signed for another year, now he can break boomer's record! horray! KEK

Lachie Schultz looks like he rides the short bus

>>150352164
Get a job.

I’m piesperg

>>150352156
piestraf

gaynor

it's understandable, the pies all have PTSD from the shocking incident of homophobia last week. they're heroes, really.

bros...
they actually sold their future for this flag tilt.

I'm pie sperg

>>150352151
Should have retired last year, same as boak. Just going too long.

HAHAHAHAHA

FAGGOT

Nick Daicos.

teams that cannot win the flag
>crows
long time since last finals
>suns
never been in finals
>giants
proven chokes, injuries
>bulldogs
can't beat good teams
>collingwood
getting exposed now

only 3 teams can win it. geelong, brisbane and hawks. I'm predicting geelong.

>>150352156
crispo

>McRae throwing the "system" out the window and just putting anyone anywhere now
What a fraud
How the fuck did they win it all in 2023?

>Craig McRae: "I don't want picks. I want players."
AKA- not interested in youth. He's going to demand the club keep bringing in old farts.
Will probably look to bring in Matt Crouch from Adelaide and Alex Sexton from Gold Coast. Will probably beg the club to have a crack at Petracca too.

dees are sweatin their ahh off fr

rare mistake

>>150352214
No but Steven May

AS GOD IS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF

qt dees redhead physio

NED LONG, GAY BOWSER

the dees are being petty

Bro heemed himself in that marking contest

HEEMED HIMSELF

Fucking hell, you're kidding. Lucky bounce.

>>150352183
>import players in their late 20s
>don't play youth (if they have any at all)
>consistently trade out first rounders
>currently struggling to even make an elim final against a meh team
hmm

My hair is soo greasy

Piesperg, your club has no good youth.

>>150352206
Take Parish, Shiel and McKay please.

The stage is set for some 4th quarter nick daicos heroics

>>150352243
Nice of you to watch our game, Giuseppe.

pie gods have mind broken all of you

Shut the FUCK UP Huddo

>crowd chimping out when elliott gets bumped out of a contest
lmfao

>one of your own players keeps it in
>dees get possession
>boo umps for not making it a throw in
KEK biggest fucking sooks in the league

Rivers, you fucking faggot. Went for glory instead of putting it to Max and now it goes stright down the other end.

Even a close win won't be good enough. Gold Cunts will pip them by percentage as long as they take care of Essendon.

HERE

WE

GO

Pies are going to win this pretty easy with some Naicos magic.

>>150352279
Peemongs are literally allergic to winning
They will find the most unfathomable ways to fuck up a game

>>150352281
Won’t matter when hawks and bane draw on Sunday night

steven may have cost them a goal there

>>150352281
Essendon has half a team and will be treating that game as a holiday to kick off season's end. It might as well be locked in as a win now.

>>150352281
if suns, freo, gws and hawthorn win they're out right

loomers?

yeah they've blown it now, pies will win

why are the pies ferals chimping out?

>Turner too scared to try and mark that
Pussy

Reminder dees have lost these all year

OHHHHH THE FUCKING DISGUSTING AFRO SWEATY CAVEMAN AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Remember lads, it's Melbourne.
Collingwood are shit, but Melbourne are always value for a choke.

>>150352309
They can't drop out of the 8 because only one of Freo/Bulldogs can win. Top 4 is probably cooked even if they win this.

I've seen Trent Rivers arsehole

holy fuck this is a meltdown

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH DUMB FAGGOTS @ /alf/

fucking hell peemons

Steven may be a faggot

Melbourne are a deesgusting pack of mentally fragile losers.

>>150352310
Hmm....

Could Shultz actually make a vfl team? Worst player I've ever seen

>>150352291
CASE IN FUCKING POINT

Ok now the percentage booster begins

I deelieve

>>150352319
meth mostly

May have not the time for the hero kick?

Gawn needs to give May a spray for that kick.

any other team would've won this but melb pooed themselves kek

steven may be a fucking retard

quaynor you dumb....

Shouldn’t be able to make fun of any team who have won a flag in the last 5 years

Yeah this is Collingwoods grand final

Pies crowds are insufferable.

>>150352363
Steven is my step club alias and I can confirm he is retarded

loom

>>150352360
whats good for the goose...

loomskis

LOOOOOMMM

loomies??

loomxirs... could it?

>>150352368
That would include Bitchmond.

owww me nuts

dees are NOT winning this

>>150352390
You shouldn’t call them that

Demons are faggot losers.

No loom as pies will kick the next 3 goals

>Steele saves them
Rookie numbers are good numbers

All you faggots went way to early.

This is fucking boring, fucking Collingwood are gonna win

HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR MUH PIESPERG DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR LE PIESPERG

at least the fucking things over at 10pm, should always start this early

>>150352403
They shouldn't be so shit.

>>150352415
Yep, far more civilised

t. piesperg

Might shit my undies for old times sake

>>150352415
fuck up grandpa

>>150352407
Well they're from Melbourne afterall

we did it dnos bros

>>150352414
Yes, Piesperg.
Your team is shit. Melbourne being natural born losers does not change this.

>>150352415
i'm so glad i live in wa where games finishing at like 8-9 at the latest
i can't imagine going to a game, seeing my team lose in a close one then not getting home until like 12am

I've seen enough, none of these teams are winning a final this year

>>150352442
Truly a backward city you live in

This is Collingwoods grand final kek

fucking shut up whateley you old fag

/afl/

BLOWN

THE

FUCK

OUT

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOOM

>>150352457
When he larps as le up and about bloke it is so cringe

petracca is a loomer

>>150352428
Based Adelaide fan

>>150352458
It's doing it's best impersonation of your asshole

big maxy gawn

>>150352470
i hate most of the commentators but when he starts screaming in his nasally voice it really shits me

nick daicos = overrated

Collingwood win by 6 misses

Fuck I hate Sidebottom

>>150352475
>immediately thinks of something gay
EMBARRASSING

>melbourne giving you a win
>can't capitalise on it
colliwogs need to be taken out the back

>>150352476
I hate that he fools me into thinking he's good and then he goes and kicks like a standard ruckman when it counts. lol

basedyyyyy un perdadorrrrr

The loom is on here

Leigh Matthew’s rule in play

>>150352491
He is good, he just has those moments sometimes cause no one else can step up.

>>150352514
>1 goal
>0 minutes
it's over i'm afraid

A FAMOUS VICTORY

GOOD OLD COLLINGWOOD FOREVER THEY KNOW HOW TO PLAY THE GAME

It's over kek dee's.

gay

I was warned when I was a kid not to follow Melbourne

Yep, crisp pick 5 to the Dosn.

Maggies :)

well done collingwood you beat a bottom 4 team lmao

Dees are faggots. Total scummy jew losers.

might go melbourne demons the missus

gg. collingwood are shit but melbourne are dogshit

Crisp mark

Aren't Gold Coast still going to gazump Collingwood's top 4 spot?

kek everyone having a sook and stopped posting

pies in straight sets will be funny thoughbeit

Collingwood don't win by margins
They are simply a relatively better team than yours

>suns are also winning in adelaide
worst timeline

>>150352534
Call up whoever warned you and thank them.

if gold coast and hawks win by any amount they fall out though lol ouch

At least 6 games against quality teams have come down to the wire this year. We’ve lost them all

>>150352558
>hawks
no if that happens brisbane fall out

AND RESPECTED BY OUR FOES

yeah threads dead
no one is posting at all
fuckhead

>>150352565
Brisbane can't miss.

The bushpigs in the council flats breathe a sigh of relief, they avoid another beating at the hands of their partner but the peace won't last

If Brisbane win at the Gabba and Gold Coast win their remaining two games, Collingwood still drop out and likely have to face the Bulldogs, which is a nightmare fixture.

>>150352558
Nope if Hawks win in a close one their percentage will drop below Collingwood's

such a nice girls chat

>>150352565
and pies

so just to clarify, you can grab a player's arm, put it in a pressure hold and its legal? or just when magpies do it?

>>150352565
Collingwood and Brisbane fall out
Cup king wood now rely on a draw

>>150352569
You literally have your maths wrong. Collingwood are on 64 points right now, Brisbane are on 62. If Brisbane lose to Hawthorn, they finish below Collingwood.

Was more of a Port v Suns enjoyer.

>>150352582
have a fucking cry mate

wtf twinky female port runner

>>150352569
They absolutely can, Suns beat Power, Hawks beat Lions, Suns beat Bombers, Lions out of the 4

>>150352584
When you said "fall out" I assume you meant finals.

>>150352581
Collingwood make it if Brisbane lose and Gold Coast lose 1 game.

>>150352592
fuck you are lost spastic

we need a song

>>150352588
more of a sex: a bonkers history on sbs 2 enjoyer

Do not underestimate Gold Coast's loser mentality lads. They could absolutely lose to Port Power tonight.

>>150352589

*runs off to the umpire*
>SIR! SIR! he called me a bad name!!!!
piss off FAGGOT

Criminal that Fremantle are paying $3.50

>>150352598
gc have port and dosn

>>150352599
Kill yourself, faggot. Or let me do it.

how much does geelong have to lose by to drop out of top 2?

>>150352609
cry more and make more gay attention seeking posts you poof

>>150352619
lots

>>150352619
any amount will do it if bane win

>>150352610
criminal in a good or bad way

>>150352613
They will lose to Port Power tonight.
Watch the game, they are already cracking. History of failure and losing culture doesn't go away easily.

>>150352600
https://youtu.be/cDBlqu6KF4k?si=H_pZMOdUNs-hQOKb

>>150352583
So I want power and bane to win?

>>150352637
In a smooth way

>>150352619
If Brisbane win a loss of any points to Richmond will drop them to 3rd. They can't realistically drop below Pies.

Collingwood leads the all-time head-to-head record against Melbourne with 152 wins, while Melbourne has 84 wins

>>150352640
kek

>>150352605
Had a flick through it. Only saw two sets of boobs/sex but otherwise it was fat british cows.

We're going for Gold Coast lads.
Port Power are doing it for Ken, but Gold Coast just have to get the job done. Win this and Collingwood are almost certainly out of the top 4.

Port will probably fucking win

>>150352675
What did he say about faggots?

DOING IT FOR KEN

Lord is fuckin weird looking

go the porties

>>150352683
nothing
our scum media is combing anything he has ever done to draw long bows from any comments

Pies would have won easily but umps just make it as difficult as possible

shit's clearly rigged lmao

They're doing it for Boaky and Kenny

>>150352675
AFL is the epitome of woke go broke

Which one of you bad bitches is baking?

where are oliver and petracca playing next year?

>>150352689
he looks like will day

>>150352695
Why are journalists such faggots?

>>150352702
Think it's more for Atkins desu.

Fucking up all my posts because I’m drunk

>>150352710
It's profitable.

which cunt on fox keeps going FSHHHHHHHHHH through his teeth, browny?

Who gives a shit about what the silly old weed man rapper thinks about homosexuals?

>>150352683
AFL Grand Final entertainer Snoop Dogg has criticised the depiction of same-sex parents in children’s movies in an expletive-laden new podcast in which he said “motherf----r” and “f---” more than a dozen times while puffing on a joint.

In the hour-long episode, the American rapper spoke about his obsession with pimps, condoned cheating “if you don’t get caught”, and bemoaned the emasculated portrayals of men in the media, arguing “we can’t reproduce” without “strong men”.

Speaking on the latest episode of the ‘It’s Giving’ Podcast in the United States, Snoop Dogg, whose real name is Calvin Broadus Jr, spoke about “simps”, referencing men who are overly attentive or submissive to their partners.

“If you ask me now they’re really taking the masculinity out of me,” he said. “I look at the commercials, I look at everything that comes on TV, movies, TV shows, and it’s always including some form of having a black man not as strong as he could be.”

He said he was “cool” with showing “different sides and different elements of the black man” but pointing to himself, he insisted “this is always the lead”.

“Because without this, we can’t reproduce,” he said.

Snoop Dogg said he had 10 grandchildren “because this is the man”, arguing strong and upfront men were important for “reproduction”.

“Hello, we can’t continue to bring tribes of generations into this world when this ain’t in the front,” he said, again pointing to himself.

Even if GC win this, their percentage could go down.

>>150352705
Melbourne. Those contracts are poison.

>>150352720
ricciuto for sure

>>150352727
>in which he said “motherf----r” and “f---” more than a dozen times
They're combining motherfucker and fags to reach the 12 count? Guessing it was 11+1.

>>150352727
>motherf----r”
OH NO

>>150352720
It would probably be Jono Brown yeah

Bitta dkc returns now

>>150352747
Happened while Brown was talking

anyone elses shared kayo keep kicking them off sometimes then working when they refresh it

>>150352727
Nigga's unironically right about everything he said.

LOOMERS

is liddy related to diddy?

>>150352741
Thought it was 'fuck'.

QRD why is Gold Coast playing twice this round?

Why is Jordan Lewis so zesty

Is Ken a loomer?

>>150352759
you literally cant refute it kek
if everyone was a fag we all die

early loom

>>150352766
Ain't no way Snoop went an hour and only said fuck 12 times.

>>150352771
Earlier match postponed due to cyclone.

>>150351698
I agree, Rankine should have got 4 more weeks for staging.

>Norf traded pick 3 for the worse Whitlock
lol

>>150352771
they aren't. wednesday night is the conclusion to opening round

>gold cunts cooked as well
FRAUD FINALS
FRAUD FINALS

DEGOEY SAID WHAT????

>>150352766
Probably, but given all the drama was about homophobia I thought it'd include a homoslur.

Lads, Berry just posted

*fshhhhhhh*

>>150352779
>>150352782
Ah yes, I forgot about good ol' Alfred. Thank you.

Hey /AFL/ why were there two games tonight

>>150352792
Cyclones.

Port Power est 1870

go port

>letting Poort shit on you
Unbelievable.

gold cunts are such fucking frauds

wont make it it to full time

>>150352808
so true

>>150352803
What’s this from, reminds me of some horny flash game from back in the day

*FSHHHHHHHHHHPPPP*

STOP BREATHING CUNT

That last fshhhhh was fucking huge, holy kek

PLEASE win port and dosn it would be so fucking funny

>>150352838
AA7 never

>>150352840
who said this

TORP
FOR
KENNY

DOING IT FOR ATKINS.

BARREL

Fuck, maybe the fshhhhp is from the crowd mic

the gf

>>150352838
I played part of the first game but I'm not cut out for that novel style game. the objection is fun though

>>150352854
Nah, it's way too loud for that.

Dimmas cooked mate

>>150352857
on her way
on her way
she's on her way

>>150352854
It's Riccuito. He does it all the time. Like someone reacting to watching someone scrape their knees.

>>150352845
dwayne
>>150352837
it's driving me insane

Which team are the bigger losers, Melbourne or Gold Coast?

>>150352867
bulldogs

>>150352206
I know right, should keep getting high end 1st rounders like North or West Coast.

>>150352867
Dees have had more spectacular capitulations this year but Suns actually have something to play for and might loses to a Poort missing a chunk of players so Suns.

Does kath plan to have children or what

That mic was worth it

>>150352884
We're discussing it but not sure yet.

>>150352878
You do realize all of Pendlebury, Sidebottom, de Goey, Daicos, Quaynor, Moore etc were all high picks right?

Just because some loser clubs stay at the bottom for a long time doesn't mean you can trivially win flags without first building a strong base of talent through good drafting.

Collingwood have a dearth of talent in their under22s, and they still heavily depend on pensioners.

>>150352884
No but Stephanie May

>>150352867
melbourne might be natural born losers, but at least they had nothing to play for.
This Gold Coast performance is genuinely disgraceful. They are an embarrassment of a club.

FUCK HE KEEPS DOING IT

>>150352905
Facebook mom tier meme

I haven’t heard the noise you’re talking about

>mom
foy

I'm now loving the noise just because of how mad it is making people

That Read kick says it all.

i like to imagine dimma gave the cunts a rocket but went too hard and scared the bejeesus out of his team

>>150352858
They're fun, but the autism means I need to try presenting -everything- before progressing with the correct item. More fun if you're a normie.

>Round preceded with faggot news
>Now nobody can kick straight
Is this the theme of the round

>>150352922
yeah i'm just laughing every time i hear it now

>>150352390
Richmond are the only team that was expected to be at the bottom of the ladder after trading literally every good player away for draft picks. The fact that North are still worse after 5 years of 1st or 2nd pick should be humiliating, but alas West Coast still beats them to the punch.

surely they don't chair off ratkins lmao
imagine it's boak and ken then rat in the background

He’s stopped doing it right? I really want to hear it

>>150352932
Can't walk straight after placating fags, let alone kick.

Don't know what you're all talking about, can't hear anything

>>150352947
Based deaf guy.

>>150352936
>The fact that North are still worse
North Melbourne 135 - 87 Richmond

>>150352947
Wait until Suns fuck up. Riccuito barracking for them.

Who the fuck is Rory Atkins?

>>150352963
Mr. Bean

>>150352940
Atkins will be chaired off by both teams, Port under one leg, Suns under the other.
A legend of both clubs.

rowell and anderson are poo tonight

My hatred for Dwayne has returned after hearing him aggressively arguing for the rankine suspension with callers all week on the radio, his son also had a non binary partner who he kept referring to as they/them which is just grim

>>150352963
Always makes me think of when Dane Swan was on the footy show and the team sheet for an Adelaide game came up and he tipped at the end a big game for "my man.....R. Atkins."

>>150352966
lol'd

>>150352963
Better known as the RatKing.

that was like 30 metres

Haha, that was a good one

that was a big one

>>150352985
>>150352987
Timestamp?

>>150352942
FFFSHHHHP

Andrew is so undisciplined.

>>150352936
richmond are still fucked. their yoof brigade contributed fuck all this year and loads have been injured. they may have won five games but all came off the back of their remaining veterans, and got lucky that they all stayed fit this year. if toronto/grasshopper/prestia/nank and co go down next year (like they did last year) they are right up the creek. still two years behind iggs for me and norf SHOULD be rocketing up next year but i don't trust them.

Flop

mac so undisciplined

>>150352989
Just listen for someone breathing through their teeth, but with a whistle to it

>>150352994
Actually not much in it.

Absolutely no doubt about it, the AFL are fixing it for Collingwood. The maggots are doing whatever it takes to get Port Power over the line.

>>150352963
the bloke standing next to sloane

poothetic by the wog

>>150353007
He's a big unit.

>>150353006
There's been howlers for both sides. Just another regulation shithouse night for the scumps.

>>150353006
You think the AFL don't want the suns to play finals?

Oof....

I unironically think they resigned Mac Andrew on big money to please the Gold Coast whores and try and attract them to footy, being a BBC sloot is a big deal on the GC

>>150353007
seeing young, non-shaved head tex always feels weird

>>150352994
>>150352997
Bit racist, lads.

O Lord that hurt...

o lawd

we need a dwayne russell soijak

this free kick count is epic
>POWAH send off ken
>dimma spergs out over frees
>afl get the bummers vs suns to be an interesting game

>>150353020
ynr mullet tex
and ivan maric

>>150353029
curse them for starting the ironic mullet trend

georgiades is so fucking pathetic and this game is up there with the most rigged shit I have ever seen

loom

>>150352895
The median careere of an AFL player is 38 games, most draftees won't play more than 2 seasons before being delisted. Collingwood traded this year's 1st round for Dan Huston (who hasn't been great), but will most likely be better than whatever pick they end up with.
You're also forgetting that players want to play for Collingwood, so its always easier to trade bigger players in (silvani most likely coming in this draft).
Cats have the second oldest team and are higher on the ladder, while teams full of youth languish at the bottom.

>>150352947
>once you go black, you go deaf

suns are so undisciplined tonight

COME ON YOU FARKEN SUNS!

>>150353040
>The median careere of an AFL player is 38 games,
What's the median career of players taken in the first round of the draft?

>dwayne russell's real name is shane
huh?

Game over, suns

>>150353047
bout tree fiddy

>>150353047
fucking this kek
craig mcrae tier spin tactics by the other guy

>they've read the script
uh?

>they've read the script
yeah no shit

FUARK!

>Be Suns
>Play when the sun sets
>Your finals chances also set
What were they expecting

Looking forward to Dimma's press conference

>>150353014
They're going to play finals, they play Essendon next game.
Collingwood making top 4 takes precedence because it means another MCG sellout. Money is always the priority.

Free kicks are 30-13 for Port Power. Giving them absolutely anything and everything including Georgiades dives. It's very obvious what's going on here.

Port will win this comfortably

>>150353047
A few more due to sunk cost fallacy.
>We spent pick 8 on this turd, need to play him so he comes good

>>150352878
ginbey was west coasts first top 10 pick since gaff
reid was west coasts first top 5 pick since gaff

They made the script comment last week as well. Sloppy job.

shouldn't come as a surprise that the power would beat the suns in a night game

>>150353062
this

running out of ways to cook these sausages

>>150353060
he's just going to look angry and swear.... again

>>150353040
You are delusional, Piesperg.
Hawthorn went down this route and it didn't work. Players only want to join your club for as long as you're contending. 60% of your list in their 30s means you're not going to be contending, and recent form emphatically proves that.
Silvagni is now a favourite to go to the Bulldogs for a reason.

>>150353047
First rounders get gifted games they don't deserve because of the draft investment in them.

>>150353067
Disingenuous post.

Gold Coast will win.

for being supposed brownlow top 5s anderson and rowell have been shithouse tonight

All 10 Suns supporters will want to kill themselves after this.

I’d love to go to the footy with a whistle

Horror show moment from Georgiades

the crowd being silent whenever gold coast scores at an away game is so funny

>>150353081
Dew turned around the culture, got the list, got the buy in.
He got absolutely shafted by the AFL conspiring to get Hardwick in there. They were making finals this year regardless.

>>150352955
North has had numerous #1 draft pics for years, if they're not good now, they're not getting better. Richmond has bottomed out, but still better than West Coast who has no hope at all. (All of Richmond's rookies could be spuds though, chances are they will be)

>>150353081
When is this from? 5000 Double Whoppers ago? Big Dewy looking slim and tight there.

I don't care if Rowell's being tagged, 2 tackles is inexcusable.

Loomers we are so back

fuck that was a loud one

Did we go too early again, lads?

>>150353102
He's no Tom 'tackle machine' Atkins.

what does loom do to finals picture?

>>150353102
i noticed that too
for a guy who broke the league record for tackles recently he's been meh tonight

is it just me or are players getting shitter at the round the corner set shots from the pocket?

Let's see if this cunt is actually worth 12 million

I heard the sound, was imagining an exhale but it’s actually an inhale

>>150353123
maybe as a rapper

>>150353116
Means Bulldogs must win. Suns then need to win against Essendon to knock out Freo.

butters is the only one keeping them alive in this

>>150353129
>Suns then need to win against Essendon
SURELY they cannot fuck this one up

Great tackle.

>>150353139
x2

GOTTEM

And another.

HUGE TACKLE

TEN MORE FOR KEN

reckon boak is a top or bottom?

Didn't have the ball for that last tackle at the end.
Umpires would've been killed if they called it though.

LOL

Mac got fucked.

THANK YOU PORT AND KENNO
>t. PieCHAD

PORT PORT PORT

>>150353152
he'll never stop stop stop til he's top top top

Pies top 4 krkkkkk

>dying commentary moment
>FSSSSSSSSH

>33 - 16
we finally got them

maybe these cunts should have tried "playing for kenny" all fucking year?

*be's cheer, cheering the black and the white*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dimma absolutely seething.
Suns will beat Bummers but just making up numbers in finals.

The AFL successfully rigged it for Collingwood and also got the farewell story for Ken they wanted.

33 free kicks to 16. 13 holding the ball frees to 1.
The AFL is a reality show.

gold cunts are mindbroken they'll lose to dosn next week

>>150353081
... next week.

Going to HOWL if the snus miss finals hahahahahaha

would love to see the suns miss the 8
fucking fake afl house pet project gay cunts

>>150353166
12 of those 33 were for holding the ball. Suns crumbled.

megpiss straight sets ON THE CARDS

>>150353174
k

>>150353174
>13 holding the ball frees to 1.
Tackle count?

>>150353174
the trvke /afl/ wasn't ready for

>>150353174
>ID WAS WIGGED
>how
>W-WEWW BECUZ GOWD COAST KEPT GETTING TACKWED WID DA BAWWWWW, AND DA UMPS PAID FWEE KICKS TO POOOOOOWT
howling bahahahahahahaha

>>150353174
that ridiculous 50m penalty was quite important in hindsight

>>150353182
57-60

>>150353174
They accidentally mentioned the game script earlier. We all knew this would be how it would end.

Gold Coast are crap

>>150353182
OOF 60 to 57 Suns way.