Thread 150357356

First for bellyflopping into a pool of piss.

Tit Oortiz

There are a lot of good UFC fighters. None possess the raw skill and talent of Aaron Pico.

EDDDIEEEEE

Pico? Peach of a beast. Gaurinteed heemer

Justin Gaethje

Thicc koreans

For me? It’s trustworthy and decent Finlands thread. We cannot follow them.

>>150355231
>he doesn't know Zahabi the only canadian ranked fighter

Sean Strickland Gay list Part 1
Gay things according to Sean Stricklands X/Twitter account

Gay:
>California frogs
>collecting sneakers
>hiking
>muslims
>charity
>communists
>Machine Gun Kelly
>sitting in a dark room drinking beer with your friends
>meth addicts
>boy scouts
>himself with long hair
>Instagram users
>Boy boy girl threesomes
>The modern iteration of the game Halo
>medieval knight larpers
>army larpers
>conversations about finding inner peace and a career path
>social justice characters in movies
>emotional outbursts
>boy boy girl threesomes again
>Jake Shields
>some of his fans
>future kids
>fancy restaurants
>jewelry
>a wheelchair Izzy fan
>The pop song "Pockets full of sunshine"
>inspirational quotes
>that one black guy from customer service
>Khalil Rountree
>Maybe Marvin Vettori
>Blankets
>Cupcakes
>Ice Cream
>Cooked Meat
>seeing a Doctor
>Band Aids
>Fruit juice
>Hugs
>Yogurt
>Yoga
>Friends
>Movies
>Nice cars
>vegetables
>having a personal trainer
>soap
>chapsticks
>lotion
>marshmallows
>sneakers
>candy
>crying
>asking for help
>depression
>umbrellas
>not wearing masks while having flu
>himself maybe
>EV cars
>himself after sparring Alex Polizzi
>having tats of other man
>blowjobs
>Elias Theodorou
>himself after seeing Elias Theodorou

Not gay
>sex with masculine women
>Chris Curtis

>>150357441
>We cannot follow them.

I saw the Kay video.

Anon said it like hwite haha

i also made a thread
>>150357390
i think its a nice thread, if its still around i thin kit would be swell if we used it next

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Whats next for her ?

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>>150357632
That is not an attractive face

these are not trustworthy faces
they have devoured me

>>150357707
His wife's face is slappable

Great thread. I’d like to contribute with a quote of Gane on the UFC and it’s Talmudic roots:
“ The culture industry is not the art of the consumer but rather the projection of the will of those in control onto their victims. The automatic self-reproduction of the status quo in its established forms is itself an expression of domination.”

>>150358118
shut the FUCK up

>>150358118
chills

>>150357356 (OP)
Back when you could wear your own personalised fight shorts.

Dricus was crucified for Morne Visser's sins

>>150357496
wow you did it

Does anybody have the Max "Unheemable" pic I need it for a reason (I want to see it)

What do you have for us Din Thomas

>>150358293
Why won't they let Din Thomas sit with them on the main commentary desk anyway

Khazmat should be fired at 3I/atlas

>>150357690
Do people actually pay for onlyfans or is this some elaborate money laundering thing

>>150358293
Nigga I'm the xan man

>>150357496
I’m a big fan of this guy!

>>150358344
Mostly money laundering really

>>150358260
That was only the X part. Out of personal excitement for this pointless project I will definitely force myself through his interviews as well.

Beast.

hows ortega holding up?

Honest question was Din Thomas' mum an illiterate junkie whore who couldn't spell "Dean" properly on the birth certificate?

>>150358330
based

battlebros.. we are back as fuck

>>150358636
the absolute state kwafb

>>150358636
this cut doesnt make sense to me. he only missed weight 2 times and he was one of the few fun fighters who actually delivered on his fights.

Poortega getting heemed then woken up in the same sequence

>>150358671
mate he missed by 5lbs both times in two different weight classes

>>150358671
they probably have to cut him to save face. imagine just letting a dude miss weight left and right.

>>150358325
Why did they let sanko on that one time and never again?
>>150358324
>HE BE SPRINTIN’. HE BOUTS TO GAS OUT
>Thank you din

>>150358709
Skanko commentates every once in a while, usually when the card is utter dogshit

>>150358325
Din was doing commentary on contender series this week

>>150358671
the thing is he missed weight at welterweight by 4lbs and then moved up to middleweight only to miss weight by 4lbs again. That makes it seem like he deliberately misses weight to gain an advantage

>>150357898
Lol, i never had sex at 36

>>150358671
Youre defneding an fat guy; marinade on that an bit

>>150358789
Money can be exchanged for goods and services

>>150358814
clone fight

>>150358814
Ate that shit like a bowl of rice

>>150358814
these dudes look the same to me

64 days until Gane fights.

>>150358814
SUPERMAJORITY

Yeah I fucked Macy Barber, so what
We are in love, thats what lovers do

Nigger

>>150358814
Based.

Negro

>>150358849
HIP HIP, HOORAY!
HIP HIP, HOORAY!
HIP HIP, HOORAY!

>>150358835
All lovers have sex but not all sex havers share love. Food for thought.

after pulling out of her scheduled fight against erin blanchfield, macy barber was pulled apart and eaten like a 4 course meal by dana white

>>150358863
ew

>one tme UFC card is in normal Euro time
>girls keep ordering shots at the club
I think I might miss the prelims, lads.

>>150358862
>all lovers have sex
never been married huh

Named my son Dana cause I want him to grow up to be a total badass rich dude with big ass biceps.

named my son ufc

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

>>150358926
WGAF

>>150358926
i really hope dana doesnt replace her

>>150358835
>>150358863
The biggest story win that no one will remember

>>150358926
>star

What a main event, I guess Zhang is the real deal

>>150358926
Her interviews are ok. She got Shavkhat to talk about something other than horses for a bit.

holy boxing heem

https://x.com/DAZNBoxing/status/1959005897524486239

Every fucking poster with a Canadian flag is a dirty shitjeet.

>>150358964
not clicking that shit

Every fucking poster with a Canadian flag is a dirty shitjeet.

Brian Ortega died and you're laughing?

>>150358344
A lot of people actually do. It's a couple bucks here and there so, it's not a huge issue.
Also a lot of people still don't know how or where to pirate shit, so that probably factors into it as well.

>>150358926
Paramount was like 'Nah bappa leave that out the deal'

Does Du Piglet REALLY deserve a rematch?

Did Dricus take the spot for KWABOTY from Bo?

>>150358926
Either she's a very weird actress or she's having a mental breakdown. The clip is very irritating.

Khazmat should be tard and feathered

>>150359047
Dricus never gave up

>>150359057
Hugging and accepting his Daddy dick downs counts as giving up, I fear.

Check out this nice handsome largemouth bass I just caught fellers. Not bad eh? Just wait until I show you what rod/reel setup I was using.

>>150359057
For the record the first reply is a different anon I don't want to be mistaken for that freak

>>150359073
That's a nice fucking fish, big fucking eyes but nice fucking fish

>>150359033
If khamzat would have finished him in the first round while he had the crucifix lots of people would be wanting a rematch just to answer all the what-ifs, total domination over 5 rounds shuts all that up

That video of the chick reacting to her boyfriend getting knocked the fuck out is brutal lol. Why do fighters even bring their partners to the fights

This home made setup I built out of just PVC pipe, string, a nail & rubberband, and a 1 dollar beatle spinner jig from Walmart. Swear to God.

>>150359073
Greenscreening this image into gay porn as we speak, you just fucked up pal

Khazmat should be marched naked through towns square while people ring bells and yell SHAME

>>150359078
This one from a couple years back is still my personal best. Will be awfully difficult to ever surpass this freight train size motherfucker.

>>150359083
>>150359073
what type of autism is this

>>150359083
Just get a ugly stick and a 5 bearing reel you fucking idiot

>>150359094
Fishing revved you?

>>150359083
why is it pink?

>>150359083
Did you think people wouldn't believe that you made that yourself?

>>150359099
Way ahead of you there, thanks anyway though DUMBASS

>>150359109
No the part that's interesting is how I successfully used this home made rod to catch a massive sport fish. Obviously, tf?

this dude be gregor gillespie

>>150359132
Huckleberry Finn fed himself and Nigger Jim with a string he tied to his toe you absolute bum

remember those genetically engineered chinese babies we used to hear about. this is them grown up

i never end up taking pictures while fishing, because my hands are always dirty from the fish handling, bait handling, etc

Alright I'm back what have I missed since Shi Ming was robbed

wow turns out aljo did weigh in at 145 before weighing in for 155

Fishing is for queers real chads noodle

>>150359175
Ortega will be 167 in the cage. He wins.

>>150359152
The answer to the age old question: What if there was a Chinese Master in the UFC?

>>150359187
Aljo will be 45-70

Aljo will be 50-45 OHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh

>>150359182
Combat sports?

ortega knew he could have it as a catchweight since it was in shanghai. if he pulled this in vegas they would have had somebody to call on short notice

Ortega fucked Halle Berry in a Hollywood Mansion he won.

DC really boring Shannon talking about his kids lmao put the baby pictures away unc

>>150359247
he looked like complete dogshit mate you think he did that on purpose

Is China really dying for mma? The chinks will forget it and move onto to whatever soulless enterprise their big eyes see.

>>150359267
How can you watch that crap

>>150359254
That’s not an excuse for missing weight.

I’ll never forgive Ortega for missing weight. Fighters are held to a higher standard and he fell short.

>>150359312
Technocratic algorithm makes me type in anything interesting or it's hidden

What are we watching?

>>150359310
martial arts was invented by china

>>150359390
Club shay Shay with DC

>>150359390
nothing, go to sleep, ufc is on in 8 bongs

>>150359392
Then why are they so bad at them?

>>150359305
mark

martial arts was invented in dagestan, by khabib

mandramafags should be shot

>>150359390
Big tiddy asians

Sergei Pavlovich fight week

>>150359475
Why does this dumb ogre get to avoid the draft and front lines

>>150359475
auraless bum tom took his soul

>>150359158
Yeah thankfully I got ponds I could cast to from inside my own home if I wanted to, so it's not any trouble for me at all.

>>150359466
What a coincidence

>>150359514
You have sex with men.

>>150359247
he looked like he needed to be scooted in there

>>150359531
Similar to Macy Barber, who has had sex with a man
I am that man

who the hell is macy barber

my sourdough starter is blowing up bappa

Following them is slavery.

Less than 8 bongs until UFC lads get some shut eye

Lazy barber

>>150359572
The name of his barber is maycee

>>150359603
Its Friday I'ma having sex buddy

>>150359623
What's his name?

>>150359623
What's that gentleman's name if i may inquire

>>150359623
Who's the moustache

>>150359628
>>150359634
nta but i just got brain from shamil gaziev

>>150359579
Factual post bruder hh

>>150359652
Hownstly? Props for getting head

>>150359655
holy shit
i watch steve nguyen fight and i go "holy shit"

Don't ask me for advice or you'll end up doing shit like this every weekend.

>>150359690
Fishing is only convenient for fly over cucks

>>150359699
Yeah? Thanks for sharing that valuable input with everyone.

>>150359655
Me when you gyus call me Chinese

>>150359737
Ahem.

Real ones know that if that was a 7 round fight, Chimaev isn't hearing the final bell. Dricus won the story.

>>150357585
link

>>150359690
>>150359733
>>150359745
You literally have sex with male to female transsexuals.

>>150359152
walker dies tomorrow

Make the bass give you a cheeky dig suggin real quick b

https://x.com/champrds/status/1958994245236449578

ortega fucking died bros

heeminder walker switched to extreme coture before kavanah was able to fully domesticate him
what does this mean? not sure find out saturday.

>>150359891
Fuck yes, really happy to see something like this happen to Brian Ortega, he deserves it.

real niggas hunt with shotguns

merab won

>>150359918
Never liked hunting much, pretty gay honestly. I will however pick up a few pounds of venison jerky whenever my redneck buddies do their thing. And more power to em I say, hunt your heart out pal.

>>150359944
That's the face of a man that just saw some big asian tits.

>>150359958
>big asian tits.
that bug is flat like a board though

>>150359958
I'm glad /heem/ came full circle on Merab, little did we know how based that ugly little ghoul turned out to be eh?

>>150359932
Waoh!!! Very fantastic signging!!

Justin Gatheegee

>>150359978
I've defended him since bicycle russian days

When i think big tits, i think about schaub's tits

Merab won and WE followed him to his victory, whereby in doing we also won.

johnny walker should retire after he gets brutally heemed again tomorrow but we know he wont

I teep kick my son to strengthen his resolve

>>150360022
>t.strickland senior

We all showed up late to the Merab bandwagon but fortunately Merab had neglected to adjusted his clock for daylight savings so there was no issue at all reserving our places.

I have always liked Merab

>>150360039
me and my son

>>150360022
I unironically do stuff like this.

>>150360062
Really, is that so? Even when you posted, and I quote, "Petr Yan by murder" Hmm?

Sandhagen by Murder

>>150359932
NOT AGAIN HOW CAN THIS KEEP HAPPENING

Fairweather Merab fan-bros...we just keep on winning with little emotional investment as collateral. Heh, it's too easy.

What time does UFC start tomorrow lads?

>>150360227
13 bongs

>>150360227
Literally 3am eastern. Or maybe 330

What the fuck, why does this shit start at like 3 or 4 am? If they think I'm gonna fuck up my sleep schedule over this apex ahh card they got me FUCKED up.

I'm going to be enjoying a coffee while Aljo is cumming on Ortega's ass

I live for this shit

Asian be like Ni hao me heem nao

>>150360309
I shit, for I live

how many bongs

>>150360342
6 bongs 50 bings

>>150360342
*Pulls one of the fattest and most milkiest bong rips of all time*

Just got this one right now, but its working great playa!

>>150360407
whelpish fiend that you are

Guru didn't take well to the Khamzat win and the ddp loss, he stopped streaming ever since

Mixed

>>150360312
Haha we are so like that

>>150360593
you are indian

Keeps the martial arts separated

>>150360663
I think you might be onto something.

H

>>150360678
ok can somebody finally use this tech to make Laura Sanko spread her ass cheeks

It’s weird that there don’t seem to be a lot of people who realize that Conor’s resumè tops Khabib’s. Like yes, Khabib won one fight against him, but he’s not higher all time.

Conor’s resumè:
- First double chamb at Cage Warriors, say he will do the same in UFC and retire. Everyone laughs.
- All-time run through a division at FW, making everyone look like an amateur. Doesn’t only knock them out, but calls the exact round reliably, and Mystic Mac is born. KO’s p4p #1 Aldo in 13 secs.
- Moves up to lightweight to continue his goal of being double champ. RDA, LW champ, pulls out of the fight and ducks him with a “toe injury”. Instead of scrapping the fight Conor accepts a fight against a stylistic matchup, Nate Diaz, at WW now. Loses in an upset, gas tank is exposed.
- Immediately rematches and beats Nate Diaz in a decision. Inspirational.
- Puts on the performance of his career and perhaps greatest of all time against LW champ Eddie Alvarez. As in FW, not even a fight. Completes his mission of being the first double champ in both Cage Warriors and UFC. John Kavanagh, his coach, urges him to retire.
- Conor talks his way into one last pay day with Floyd Mayweather, where he is believed to have made over 130 million in one night. Biggest PPV of all time.
- Khabib, who became LW champ by beating Al Iaquinta, desperate for the Conor pay day, corners and slaps Artem Lobov with his horde of mongols. Conor shows up to bus at a UFC event where Khabib was, and asks him to step out and face him like a man. Khabib shits on the bus. Conor throws the dolly through the window. Now they will fight, although Conor already should have, and could have, retired.
- Loses to Khabib in the fourth round.
- Still doesn’t retire. KOs Donald Cerrone, with his shoulder. Loses two more times to Poirier. Finally retires.

This clears Khabib.

>>150360545
fake

Jon Jones beat the fuck out the goofy nigga Alexander

Wore an dashiki and got some bad looks on the bus. People are ingorant, man.

>>150360746
bless you

the scenes if islam loses to jdm are going to be glorious
bro could very well go down with 2 good wins

I wore my Jaxxxon chain on the bus and the honeys were sucking on my toes

How about Discrete Martial Arts (DMA)
1 round of kickboxing
1 round of wrestling
1 round of boxing
1 round of BJJ
1 round of Muay Thai

>>150360746
I resonate

Anyone check on the indian that got battered on DWCS by the Brit lmao?

1 round cooking at a fire pit
1 round nina drama interview
1 round outdoor car dildo

Submissive and breedable? More like finish your homework, make sure it's submitted and readable.

Dana let another man lead him by the hand lol

no more parties in LA

hello heem. how's everyone doing?

>>150361033
Not good. Dana held a man's hand that wasn't mine.

LFA is on

>>150361033
Pretty damn good
I just got to see both Dirty Dank Pussy and Kai Assakura get fraud checked

HEEM STOPPY

>>150360545
Thats gonna be Maycee Barber if she keeps fucking up her tits and getting botox

Kai is now unranked.

>>150361099
rizinbros... where do we go from here? is jiri our last chance?

>>150361099
why was he ranked for being 0-1

>>150361124
Because Pantoja winning has to mean something

>>150361099
>Kai is now unranked
He is at number 6 though

>>150361099
This is anti-Asian racism

>>150361146
>>150361150
finally some clever heemsters

Zhang "last emperor" mingjing

>>150360746
Because China has a long and turbulent history of colonialism in Afrigga. If I had been there, you wouldn’t have left the bus unheemed. Respectfully.

>>150361099
da lou bros.. we did it

ciryl gane

Bo Nickal

aaron pico

sheeming lost.. at winning the fight

>>150360746
lmao is it just me or is guru a litteral /sp/ poster that got rich anyway ARE WE READY FOR UFC ASIURAAAAA

whats the GMT event time///

It will feel nice asf to eat breakfast while watching heems

Volk,
Let.
Me.
Corner.
You.
PLEASE!

6am main card, 3am prelims. whats the move boys?

>>150361776
wake up, burpees, coffee in time for sterling/ortega

>>150361776
take a nap, then wake up, make a cup of coffee and coco later, snack on fruits and cheese

jamawl

ni

hao

ufc undisputed heavyweight champion of the world

>>150362048
not quite

Card in the UK? Crowd has to show up at 5am. Card in China? Prime time for the locals.

ching chong haha thanks dana

>>150362048
But enough about Ciryl Gane

gf says because we got chinese yesterday we can’t get it again today. i don’t think that makes sense . they do it in china all the time

>>150362160
lol

Casual and Classy.

>>150362189
Gane Cena

>>150362189
Imagine you're walking down an empty path and no one else is around and you see Bon Gamin strutting toward you in that french way gawd dawg

>>150362189
Gayboy faggotbros…he’s so hot

Bo Nigger

>>150362346
yo nigga dont be sayin that around here

my teammeate's ammy fight opponent is a black guy who missed weight by 25 pounds. The fight is still on

>>150362429
you know what you have to do

Pat Miletich

>>150362429
that means he's sick b your bros got this

>>150362429
what weight class is it supposed to be

When will dana finally give up on this power slap shit? Even the marks that made this shit "sport"popular outside of russia and poland are over it now.

>>150362710
isnt it worth like a billion?

Haha I hope he posts more so we can react to it haha right fellas

I think thats my cue to take a nap

>>150362869
Yeah...now say goodnight btich *weems you*

woah, anon, did you just post some gay men having sex and jerking off? not cool!

wow what a great day to post on heem.org, im sure no one here is posting tranny porn that would sure ruin my day itellyouhwot

oh boy I sure would seethe if someone were to post big titty asian women ooo I hate that so much

>>150362705
It was supposed to be 185
The guy asked for the fight to be moved up a weight class some time back, but my teammate said no

El Ondeado was a real one.

Notice how it's always a canadian jeet posting troons

For me its El Onahole

>>150363068
I found her and she's fat as fuck. Why'd you cover up her folds

>>150363101
zanella schaub ain't fat

>>150360871
Heemathlon

>Zhang Minyang
>Big bang Zhang
>Zhang weili
Who /zhanggang/ here

>>150362816
I wish ill upon him and his family. Nothing permanent but I wish ill

>>150363169
I’m an mma newfag:
How often do new fighters with legendary 1st round KO streaks come along? How often do they get fraud checked by their first competent opponent?

what would happen if you were 6'5" 265 and walk into Team Alpha Male to train?

>>150363264
His opponent Jonny Walker was kind of like that. I remember when people were so hyped they thought he would be the one to beat Jon Jones. UFC wins count more than regionals and he doesn't have a lot of those yet. In terms of UFC 1st round kos Ngannou is still at the top but yeah it's rare.

I wish his daughter and wife would end up in a HYSTS segment and BC would laugh saying "look at these two dumb brown motherfuckers".

wake me up in 3 bongs boys and goys

>>150363273
the doors are too small, you would hit your head on the frame and heem yourself before you could enter the building

Is the Poofc really about to make me fuck up my sleep schedule for this bullshit?

aint nobody staying up for this bullshit stop bullshitting

>>150357898
Why? Ya scared homie? Or are you a french muzzie??

>>150363390
I have to see my bets through. S'tawlf, b

>>150363390
I'm gonna take a 2-3 hr nap rn on the couch so it will be easier to wake up. Then just stay up and go to bed early tomorrow and get extra sleep in then. It's easy buppa

mexicans are fucking nuts

Gmhh

Gane massive hawlg (humongous)

>>150357356 (OP)
Fares Ziam is fighting *THE* Kau Fernandez??

>>150363410
>Tell that asian doctor joke again

How do you even respond without sounding mad and/or being a pussy?

>>150363517
>Wage slave has to sleep his 8 howies from 9 am to 5 am to work for his souless corp

>>150363578
AAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I'M GOING TO LOSE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>150363578
nigga wtf *raised eyebrow*?

How much do you weigh right now fat fuck?

>Enough.

>>150363583
>from 9 am to 5 am

Finnish news just reported that Makwan sexually harrassed a well known finnish singer when they were filming celebrity survivors

Who me? I would be very surprised to be surprised pal.

Why the fuck do prelims start at 3pm local time? If they push it to 6 like usual everybody would at least be up

>>150363578
You wouldn't know a pussy if it slapped you in the face you zesty buck, you moist thing mmm

does anything interesting ever happen in finland?

>>150363578
I wouldn't respond with anything. I would listen to what he had to say and that's what nobody did.

Im going to miss mexico

>>150363722
No. Never go there. Don’t go to anywhere in Europe.

>>150363672
feels good man

>>150363725
Powerful.

>>150363731
Former Mexican here.

Formerly Chuck's here

No more comfy threads stayvun...

Joe Rogan could open an IHOP with all the molasses he produces from rolling jiu jitsu while havin all at sugar in his mf tank

should I train UFC?

>>150363774
Me on the right

We cannot rev them.

>>150363833
>a girl's arms are as thick as my legs
it's over for me isn't it

>>150358671
They had to pay out both fighters as he couldnt compete/ wasn't allowed to compete.

If he'd cancelled each fight a day earlier before the other fighter made weight, he might still have a job.

But the way they see it, they had to pay out 2 fighters show money which might be 100k or more.

>>150363862
Good googily moogily nigga, what the FUCK?

gonna take a shower and wash my legs

>>150358671
Deserved it for changing his nickname from Pooh Bear to some guy generic shit

>>150363923
still not as bad as Corey going from "Beastin 25/8" to "Overtime"

take the fig outta ur bussy, playa

>>150363862
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150363833
would.
>>150363862
would.

TONY FINALLY SNAPPED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItoxFT0eB9o

#CSO
#CSO
#CSO

>>150363977
safe
and
effective

>>150363977
Somebody call salt papi and tell him to hide

>12am prelims
life as an american is so hard bros...

No. 1, 2, 3 and 4 P4P in the UFC
thawlts?

>>150364035
Chael posted a video a few days ago about how bo nickals folk style wrestling will counter chimaev because the ruleset of American collegiate wrestling makes it unique suited for mma. I think I’m going to trust an ncaa all American and ufc hall of famer over some random 4channer

>>150364058
My 4chan opinion is that bo does NOT have champ aura

>>150364058
Bo Nickal never sniffs a title fight. He’s a fucking pussy who hates being hit

we need to start airdropping nintendos and twinkies in the caucasus

This must be how British fans feel all the time watching UFC including for some reason even when the events themselves were physically held in their own country.

why are americans such sissies?

bo nigz couldn't wrestle a turd out of his own ass
he has zero chance against khamzat

Where's picks bro

>>150364109
Turn your monitor on

>>150363833
she is like 35
its too late for EVERYTHING except being incel bait

>>150364112
arrested for hate speech

Jirreddit

>>150364118
Fuck

>>150364127
He never said that

let's calm down

>>150364114
HEY FUCK YOU PAL

>>150364142
Don't tell me what to do.

How do I explain to civilians that this man would murder hafthor Bjornsson in a real fight

>>150364160
loudly

>>150363578
>If you really count what happened today as a "fight" you really are IGNORANT. Dumb ignorant stupid junior college DROP OUT. JUNIOR COLLEGE DROP OUT JUNIOR COLLEGE DROP OUT JUNIOR COLLEGE DROP OUT YOURE A JUNIOR COLLEGE DROP OUT COLLEGE DROP OUT IDIOT... I DONT CARE HOW MUCH MONEY YOU GOT YOU ARE STILL AN IDIOT

>>150364160
Not sure why but I actually kind of fucking hate this big headed bald nigger midget lately. Anybody else?

>>150364127
LETS GOOOOOO

imagine biking with your arms
USE YOUR LEGS, DUMMY

THATS WHAT YOU ARE

THATS WHAT YOU ARE THOUGH

YOURE STILL AN IDIOT

DOESNT MATTER, YOURE STILL AN IDIOT

>>150364159
You don't want that smoke
truss me

>>150364172
should i buy one of these bike things?

my gf asked me to stop screaming THERE'S LEVELS TO THIS when I cum. what do?

It's amazing just how fake you can actually be! But you know what hats off to you, you got a great PR person. They did a hell of a job with you because you are a terrible fucking human being. You really are just scum of the earth but hey you can sure turn it on huh?

>>150364194
I liderally just got here wtf

hey pussy, you still there?

>>150364178
Dude....be better. Thats all.
- Me

Place bets now. will the thread be mostly US, euro, or Asian flags in 5 hours

>>150359655
Welcome to the ricefields motherfucker

How do I fight? Give me all your tips, thanks

Shut the fuck up bud

>>150364242
Step one: stop being french

Niggers

>>150364251
I'm not french anyway

I could fit Megan Olivia entire foot in my mouth

>>150364262
Olivi can fit a whole joey inside herself

>>150364262
don't post stupid shit like this in the thread b

I wanna fight this guy : >>150364249
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buckle up... here we go again

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ah, the shrimp false flag spam
he's getting desperate
not gonna work, we still hate you
go bother /box/, faggot

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Mental illness

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>>150364317
state-affiliated IP harvester
desperately posts stuff attempting to appear "based" so people click on his link

>>150364327
so shrimp is mentally ill and spammy hates him because ???

>>150364343
They fight for the undisputed belt

>>150364343
heem is not big enough for both
there can only be one top dog

>>150364317
posts streams in gamethreads to mine bitcoin and install malware. underage retard clicks on shrimp and has his mom's pussy leaked all over the dark web. heem is being LOIC'd as punishment

tony is still running btw

>>150364343
Its like Jesus vs Mohammed. Essenteialy.

>>150364371
Let him

man im going to eat as much shrimp as i can just to despise shrimpdick

>>150364379
he's going 122 bro he's gonna crash

>>150363977
Isn't Khabib speaking in LA for some Muslim conference this week?

>>150363578
I am what I eat.

>>150364384
Fast and furious baby lets gooo

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>>150363501
>still up
Based jannies.

You realize I would absolutely kill you if you ever did some stupid shit like that right?

>>150364371
Dude moves like a flyweight but CHP only needs one

>>150364343
same dude

>>150364429
Are they Sneed too?

No more naps

Lol this dude really shook the cops after a 40 minute chase. Amazing

>>150364455
I saw it happen last week too with a guy who stole a semi truck

>>150364455
I'm trying to give a fuck, I really am

>>150364455
They'll call it off if it gets too dangerous

>>150364455
anyone who has seen and studied every fast and furious movie can shake up to a 5 star wanted level
it's like p90x
you buy into the program, you see results

Tony won

Tony won.
Gooby won.
Kvassbib lost.

>>150364465
He just went under a huge interstate bridge/loop off an exit, got out of the car under it and let the car coast out to the other side while he ran away under the bridge. Cops arrived after he snuck away. -CSO-
Fat Poppy's still gonna get it.

>>150363731
Why? what’s going on?

No need to ask he's a Smiff operator

>>150364502
That was slick

>>150364505
Very, very strong post. Respectfully.

Sorry but ferguson doesn't sounds like a mexican last name to me, tony is also not a mexican name

yo is ufc on in half an hour?

antonio padilla

Antony, son of Fergus.

A mexican name would be pedro jimenez or pablo delas casas, Ferguson?? no way

anthony padilla

if you really think about it, we're all really messican af

>>150364556
SHUT UP

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMM

>>150364556
fart fairy looking rough these days

>>150364532
15 bings now

Finland

>>150364564
I think you'd be surprised

>>150364564
messigan as shit b

bo NlGGER

why are americans still awake right now?

>>150364605
this dood makes narco corridos

>>150364612
America is in China

>>150364612
we're Chinese now

Mexicans slaughtered a member of the germanic habsburg family, i believe they were in the right

Is ortega going to get cut after this fight? win or lose

>>150364609
yeah, i had schaubs wife too

>>150364629
idk but he should stop cutting weight and stay at lw

>>150364629
He has a bit of name value and looks like the most flushed man alive right now. Maybe they use him to gift Chandler or a rising prospect a win?

>>150364612
I decided to stay up instead of wake up early
was that too hard to figure out?

>>150364651
Why would they gift chandler anything?

genuinely wouldn't be surprised if they gave chandler a title shot after one win

>>150364538
Gonna miss you

genuinely wouldn't be surprised if Hap and Ace got into a slugfest over a 10 piece KFC bucket

>>150363333
Who is this OH MY

if you think about it, kody steel is the Bo Nickle of chinaland

Where thread

>>150364690
make it, coward

Right here
*farts*

>>150364690
in ya heaad
in ya heaeaad

please try and be less gay in the next thread
thanks

>>150364699
okay, you can turn on your monitor now

>>150364663
The 2-5 Dana White privilege company man screwed by Conor MAGA dude? Just a hunch...

>>150364708
bodied that freak

>>150364612
Americans are Real Ones unlike pussy ass euros who complain about 10pm start times

>>150364713
If I was Daner I would spit in the face of every single "company man" on the roster, absolutely pathetic

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cant fathom why ANY american would be up right now

>>150364527
Oxnard motherfucker

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