Thread 150359423

Kansas State vs. Iowa State (Ireland) – 12pm, ESPN
UIW at Nicholls – 1pm, ESPN2
Idaho State at UNLV – 4pm, SSSEN/MWN
Tarleton State at Portland State – 4:30pm, ESPN2
Fresno State at Kansas – 6:30pm, FOX
UC Davis vs. Mercer (Montgomery, AL) – 7pm, ESPN
Sam Houston at WKU – 7pm, CBSSN
NC Central vs. Southern (in Atl) – 7:30pm, ABC/ESPN+
Stanford at Hawaii – 7:30pm, CBS/Paramount+

Previous >>150327724

If Paul Finebaum gets any darker, he's going to look like Ghandi.

HOW COULD YOU?

>OSU natty
Built by SEC players that anOSU poached

>>150359499
I feel like this is a Big10 sock puppet post. SEC fans don't think this way. It's like a bad impression of an SEC fan (they don't really exist).

>forced gay ass OP picture
this isn't the thread

>FARM O'GEDDON
>NOAH KNIGGA
>SPENCER RATTLER IS LE HECKIN WHITE MAN

Why is /cfb/ so cringe and not funny? Am I expecting too much or are you guys everyone else made fun of in college?

B1G Champs

>>150359534
If you don't like it go somewhere else knigger

First gameday of the year is going to be started with this dog shit thread with that dog shit pic. OP you stupid son of a bitch. what were you thinking?

>>150359483
Didya see it?

>>150359567
eh no biggie, we'll run through this one quickly tomorrow

Next thread pic should be Laura Rutledge's spread stink hole.

>>150359534
Why are you an attention whore? No friends? No family that cares about you? Too much estrogen and not enough testosterone? Mad because the jocks used to beat you up in school? Your attention whoring post is pure projection and that type of female behavior from a boy is why you've been bullied your entire life.

>>150359592
say what?

You know I like my chicken fried

>>150359596
>Why are you an attention whore? No friends? No family that cares about you? Too much estrogen and not enough testosterone? Mad because the jocks used to beat you up in school? Your attention whoring post is pure projection and that type of female behavior from a boy is why you've been bullied your entire life.

Coach Primetime

>>150359567
Gonna cry about it?

>>150359621
loose whores on a friday night
got my dick wrapped up real tight
with a magnum condom onnnnnnnnnnnnnn

>>150355352
>>150355363
Penn State had some good necks into the 2000s

>>150359552
not so fast

>>150359639
condoms are for fags, shitskins, shitskin fuckers and whores.

They’re in Dublin

>>150359570
> Didya see it?

>>150359679
well, I'm fucking your mom, so...

>>150359679
I'm currently losing sleep over the results of an upcoming pregnancy test after I nutted in my fuck buddy. She'll take it next week. If it's positive this will be the last CFB season I can fully enjoy for awhile and I will regret not using a condom.

>>150359691
>They’re in Dublin

>>150359709
>I nutted

>>150359691
>Missed them
Fuck

>>150359640
son, i am please

>>150359691
Imagine a random Irishman (named Mohammed) seeing this without context

>>150359691
lol nice

We are nearly /back/ for another season
I already got the KSU/ISU game thread text and image ready to post

>>150359222
yep

>>150359764
>game thread
You must go back

>>150359709
It's like 2% for 3/4 of her cycle and 1/4 10%
...you didn't nut in her when she was ovulating and her dumb part of her brain begged for it right?
In my experience in my late 30's nutting in them makes them come back, a condom is for a one night stand with a minority of a whore.
The Worst if you go raw and do not nut, they will be angry, they want the nut, their biology wants that nut.

>>150359709
Just fucking marry her
What's the worst than could happen?

a man never forgets his first cream pie.

>>150359839
>What's the worst than could happen?
get absolute raped in divorce court?

Is no football today?

>>150359712
>>150359730
>>150359744
>>150359761

>>150359826
She wasn't ovulating or begging for it, though she has told me when we aren't in the heat of the moment that I always have permission to cum in her if I want. It was entirely my fault. I usually always pull out but we were drunk and celebrating. I got carried away and coomed in her.

>>150359839
We have a messed up, on again off again type of relationship. Intense mutual physical attraction, great sexual chemistry, we enjoy each other's company and have fun together. But we have some fundamental differences in personality and values and life goals that make anything more serious impossible. We have tried to be in a serious relationship before. We even lived together for awhile before it blew up.

>>150359950
this isn't 1995. we are poor again and if you make 20% more than her or more your marriage will be fine if you have a baby.
This isn't the town alcoholic getting married to the town whore in 1975 where they have 7 kids neither of them wanted the kids. they just both wanted a nut.

>>150360018
kek

>>150360033
Abortion is an option

>>150360033
>p. Intense mutual physical attraction, great sexual chemistry, we enjoy each other's company and have fun together. But we have some fundamental differences in personality and values and life goals that make anything more serious impossible. We have tried to be in a serious relationship before. We even lived together for awhile before it blew up.
Literally just grow up. Even if you don't have a kid now you will both go over 30 and then married.
unless your religion is far different just get married.
personalities calm down after 30 anyways, level of neuroticsm go down.
Anyways Tell us more anon

>>150360033
>I usually always pull out
lmao fag I've never once pulled out

>>150360033
Be careful young buck. I had a fuck buddy FAKE a pregnancy with me because she thought I was fucking this other chick when I denied the cooter one night.

>>150360018
so exactly why are the pop-tarts involved with this game? is this similar to how theres a Duke's Mayo Classic during the season and then a Duke's Mayo Bowl in the post-season?

Threadly reminder the Huskers are back and all of you will beg for forgiveness at my feet for memeing me for 15 years

Nice bunt 2bh

Nebraska will make the
>big ten title game
>Cfb playoffs

AND our volleyball team is currently dominating Pitt.

Apologies accepted in advance

>>150360427
Lol please forgive us mr cornsucker! Please don't dominate us with a 4th place Big 10 finish! You can't let Matt Ruhle fulfill his potential of a Citrus Bowl OT loss

>>150360525
When all is said and done, God will forgive you, however I will not.

Go big red!!!!!

>>150360014
Nfl only unfortunately
Tomorrow though there's a few

We use to be a proper country

>>150360427
>>150360471
Im fully expecting 8-4 at best for Nebraska.

>>150360865
>University of the Pacific
>Last season: 1995; 30 years ago
damn

>>150360867
Honestly, I’m a diehard huskerfag and I expect this too. Wouldn’t be disappointed. I just wish for one season the media would STFU about us in the preseason so we don’t constantly look like stupid fags every time we underperform. I’d rather have them call us dogshit and then surprise everyone than to constantly be overhyped only to get embarrassed again.

I will say it’s a big year for Rhule though. If he manages to get above 8 wins I think we can unironically expect Nebraska to be a legit contender in the B1G. I still think we’re a year away though

>>150360964
>I’d rather have them call us dogshit and then surprise everyone than to constantly be overhyped only to get embarrassed again.
i hear ya

Looks like most SEC were already expecting to move to a nine game schedule as only three schools had four OOC games scheduled for next season. One of the three, Kentucky, had it in their contract with Kent State that if the SEC moves to nine conference games, the 2026 game would automatically be moved to 2030. That means only Arkansas and Mississippi State need to do anything about having too many OOC games scheduled for next year.
My guess is Arkansas cancels or moves to another year their home opener against North Alabama. Mississippi State could do the same with their home opener against ULM but I suspect they'll try to get out of the Troy game instead since ULM is far more likely to be a win and State is more desperate for guaranteed wins than Arky.
Now the question is if the ACC will follow suit? Probably not for next year, as thirteen members have four OOC scheduled for next season. They could announce moving to a nine game schedule a few more years down the road when they'd need to cancel/reschedule less OOC games.

>>150360203
Didn’t Iowa State and Kansas State both win it?

>>150361009
>the ACC
who gives a shit? it's the ACC.

Roll Tide

Bill Snyder was a better football coach than Nick Saban. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a retarded faggot

>>150361145
Correct, KSU won the Pop Tart Bowl in year 1 and Iowa State won it year 2 (last year)

>>150359764
Is it just the K-State slampig?

>>150361334
probably lol

I like Coach Snyder but you're retarded

>>150361394
Nick Saban could never do what Snyder did at KSU. Not in a million years. He was given a chance to do a similar thing at MSU and only brought them moderate success and MSU wasn’t nearly as bad as KSU, which was literally the worst program in D1 CFB history before Snyder took over. Saban was a roster baby who benefitted greatly from bagmen. Now that NIL is a thing you’ve seen bama slip and they will continue to do so.

>>150359534
>>150359627
>Basedjakfaggot talking about what is funny
That hellhole is the least funny website ever

Week 0 is a trick to squeeze more money out of OTT streamers. It makes the season just slightly longer than four months so if you want to watch both Week 0 and the natty you have to pay for five months of Hulu/Youtube TV

roll damn tide

>>150361672
Joke's on (((them))), I'm using a 2 week Fubo trial to cover this weekend and next weekend before I start paypigging for YTTV

>>150359423 (OP)
>Sam Houston at WKU – 7pm, CBSSN

what will this season's fansville have ins tore for us?

Is this what happens to slampigs after graduation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhho3Yp1RQ8

>>150361872
Sherriff Boz is in hot water for dicking down that one dude's wife and calling the black couple a slur.

>>150362114
he did it for state

>>150362114
Not saying he wouldn't use a racial slur but I'm 100% sure he'd go drilling for oil if given the chance.

zoomie /cfb/ fans never lived thru this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Pj2zV5FdYU

>>150362327
>this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hg7CxBdJHk

>>150362327
Musberger loved pussy. Will never be another like him in the booth.

>>150362507
Good because old people are horrible.

>>150362555
>Good because old people are horrible.
WHOA NELLIE
GET THIS ZOOMIE FAGGOT OUTTA HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TosJRlDgKCA

>>150361271
Then slap my ass and call me Daisy because Nick Saban never lost to ass to mouth with a champeenship berth on the line.

>>150359519
Sock puppet this bussy

What a colossal waste of money. The Chickenhawks are the worst school in football, and they spend all this money on a new stadium. Should have just lit that money on fire and pissed on it.

>>150362507
He also said at the end of a broadcast that Holly Rowe was "really smokin' tonight", so he seemed to prefer quantity over quality.

Should FIU go back to being the Sunblazers? Far more interesting name than Panthers.

>>150363543
>Soonerfag is still buck broken about fucking KU
You lost your last game against them, get over it

>>150363744
Lance Leipold is a fraud and a clown, and looks like a child molester. I do not recognize the Chickenhawks beating the Sooners at a football game. The Sooners will make another bowl game this year, while the Chickenhawks will be lucky to win more than 4. Your best class of seniors graduated, and they all ended up being preseason roster cuts in the NFL. The University of Kansas is the worst football program in America.

Now go hang yourself.

At a local bar, this is what the inside of the men's room door says.

Choose anon.
Tulane sigher

>>150364087
>jewlane
nah

>>150364087
Georgia Tech giddy

>>150364024
ok zoomer

>>150364097
Auburn shaker

>>150364108
Texas Tech screamer

>>150364244
Arizona Camera Spotter

>>150359552

I'm an Illinois fan. Got tickets on the 50 yard line at Camp Randall on November 22nd. Looking forward to it.

National Champs

>>150364087
Cute but the large number of earrings is a bad sign.
>>150364097
Cute but will blimp up. Don't marry.
>>150364108
Hot but likely very demanding.
>>150364244
Foul mouth one of the boys personality might seem fun but she will be even more irrational than other women.
>>150364265
Cute but you know she's a starfish.
>>150364399
Stoic but that didn't save him from replacement.

>>150365199
Topkek

I feel like Corso's gonna kick the bucket like Madden after all this lauding. not that he doesn't deserve it but Madden got a similar thing and then passed shortly after. like a my life is complete sort of thing. hope not. but its def past time for him to retire.

THE Ohio State University are repeating as national champions and there's nothing you can do to stop it. I want to know where Lou Holtz is right fucking now

Pick league starts Week1 (not this weak 0 crap)
https://fantasy.espn.com/games/college-football-pickem-2025/group?id=a55c8e21-61f9-42a5-ae49-cb87e3371c2c
pw: PAC12afterdark

NFL too
Link: https://fantasy.espn.com/games/nfl-pigskin-pickem-2025/group?id=9b09a7fd-3304-3b93-abf2-1f8a96648a65
Password: Rosepink

>There are college football games TODAY.
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There are college football games TODAY.

>>150365797
They can't and won't win it again.
Because it would simply reemphasize the message that its a game of spending instead of tactic or talent.

>>150367351
We are so back

We are back.

Gamba guide from autistic guy for today. Lines have moved some since I'm lazy

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YYpnHSgOqvVDwuN5lxOsnkXjEOrOvx8l3LV3U_bMfYw/edit?usp=drivesdk

>>150367351
We are so fucking back bros

Less than two hours before the first kickoff of the season, as Grinnell College and Mount Mercy University face off at 8:30 AM CDT (9:30 AM EDT) in Cedar Rapids, Iowa.

It's go time. Does everyone have their assholes spread WIIIIDE?

>>150362327
>>150362338
>got her national tv job by simply being a mid slut with fake tits
The American Woman's Dream

For me, it’s being back- the best feeling in college football

I saw a bunch of retards walking around earlier in red shirts that said Ohio. Wasn't sure what was going on. God, you guys are fat.

>>150368336
>gets stomped week 1 by an overrated OSU

Nebraska is in their element. Up, ready for a challenge. They are vibing, feeling good, ready to roll, bring it on

>>150368602
If they had Ohio shirts on, that's probably Ohio State fans who live in Ireland and are going to rep their school at the game even though they're not playing in it.

>>150368755
I don't even know what conference you're in anymore

>>150368782
I meant Iowa. Same difference.

Wildcats gonna buck break those pigfukers in dublin

ireland is gay. the uk should’ve slaughtered them when they got uppity in the 1920s

oh boy i can’t wait for college gameday. do you think theyre changing up the song or are they still cumming to your citayyy?

whats a good streaming site this year? all the OGs are gone

>>150369913
Youtube

>>150369951
this but also big games get taken down quick.
every year i forget the name of the stream aggregate sites. someone help him and me out with my alzheimers

>>150369913
Check the fmhy megathread

>>150363582
pussy is pussy brother it's all the same

LET'S GO!!!
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
IT'S GAMEDAY BROS!!!!!!!!!!!

>Kansas State vs. Iowa State
who are the good guys here?

>>150369951
The only good thing about YouTube

>>150370392
everybody for saving us from offseason

Bros... it's finally here.

Can't wait for my UMBC Retrievers to go undefeated once again!

>>150370392
KSU

>>150367351
hope they made it to the game today

>>150368336
Barf texas bot

>>150368916
Corn fed. Makes people quite stout.

>>150370392
Depends on what you ate for breakfast and will eat for dinner
Vegan pancakes and pasta -KSU
Cornfed bacon and beef -ISU

>Games. TODAY.
I'M. SO. HAPPY.
FUCK the offseason.

EMAW, /cfb/!! We have finally reached the promised land, our college football is now back with us and we have to experience a conference game outside the U.S. Welcome back to College Football!! P.S. Cowards from ESPeNis didn't go fully to Ireland.

>>150370635
I'm sad that Beavsbro doesn't seem to be around anymore, but hope you had a good offseason Wildcatbro!

>>150370655
Beavsbro posted last thread

>>150370770
oh good. glad he's still kicking.

>>150359423 (OP)
need a link

It's really hot (21 degrees celsius so 69 fahrenheit) and humid today here with some light rain. Maybe if FSU played here this year in this weather their whole season wouldn't have been ruined

Welcome back everyone

>>150370126
>>150369913
sports surge and stream east

>>150370875
Simanon is back!

>>150370872
>69 degrees
>hot
That's a nice cool autumn afternoon here lmao

RIP Corso
almost made it to another gameday

>>150370917
not cool faggot

>>150370876
i'm still not sure if it's supposed to be "sport surge" or "sports urge"

>>150370872
Makes sense now why irish were such shitty indentured servants, just out in the field dying

>>150370939
hes dead before 2026
gameday is all he had left and its over saturday

>>150370901
the hottest temp EVER recorded here was 91 fahrenheit, kek

I ate a 16 inch pizza and three sides last night (bulk szn) so I think my body temp is just fucked from that

>>150370941
kek

Georgia or Ohio State will get the natty
I don't get the hype for Penn State. They still have Franklin as a coach and Poo Allar as a QB

>>150370960
Have you guys adopted the air conditioning unit? Or prideful in not having them like the rest of Europe

>>150370875
>sports surge
did you sim the isu kstate

Because Alabama is BETTER!!
Period! So is Texas. So is Michigan. So is Washington. So is Oregon. So is Georgia. I watch 10-15 games a week live from September-early December. I think I’m allowed to have an opinion on who I think is BETTER!! If FSU doesn’t like itbis “The BEST 4” tell the conference commissioners to change the protocol to “MOST DESERVING.” Until then I and everyone else is certainly is allowed to give an opinion in a subjective discussion!! Don’t like it-change it.
Its funny when FSU went ahead of The U in 2000 after Dorsey and the boys beat the Noles and FSU went instead of a deserving Canes team to the BCS Championship where they lost to Oklahoma I didn’t hear from all of you about the system being rigged and it’s not fair. You were big fans of the turnout back then-of course most of you, in this despicable lunatic fringe, probably didn’t even know about 2000 when the Noles got the benefit over a GREAT Miami team!
Listen man I have always loved FSU going back to the 80’s. Bobby Bowden-the uni’s-the swag-the consistency-something about that brand I was always attracted to and what happened with 5-6 teams having a shot at the playoff and the Noles being undefeated and left out-SUCKS-but I have to give an opinion on who I think the best 4 teams are. I’m not on the committee-I don’t vote-I watch games-I analyze teams and I give my take. That’s it. And if you think I have an agenda or a motive I’m sorry you feel that way but it’s wrong. I love this sport and care about it deeply and can’t make everyone happy-I ask questions of the commissioners in the offseason to understand things clearly-Watch games and give my opinion. If it’s for your team you love me and if it’s against you hate me. I wish it were different and hopefully next year with 12 teams it will be. I am a huge fan of Coach Norvell’s and his team and wish the Noles nothing but the best.

>>150370841
ESPN.com

>>150370985
nah it's so rare for it to go over 25c here that a fan works fine for most stuff as houses aren't built with AC ducting in mind (heating is done through hot water pipes and radiators), but stores and offices usually have it

brb baking the gamethread

prop projections if you gamba on prop sites

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OJSvzRSYu9R6zsL3O0WCcDlDJqNQvwajtj0L-ExMBnY/edit?pli=1&gid=1653066332#gid=1653066332

>>150368336
Back status: So Fucking Back

>>150370991
Yeah it's in the top left corner

>>150371125
that score seems realistic tbqh

Fancylikebros......

>>150370969
Counterpoint: Ohio State still has Cryin' Gay, who lucked into a natty run last year because the format just happened to expand to save his stupid ass.

>HS team lost yesterday because they have no clue how to play football
>get to watch CFB at noon
>switch over to preseason NFL football at 1pm
This is a great day

>>150371190
>preseason NFL football

>>150371214
Have to support my team. All my CFB teams don't play until next week.

>>150371185
>crackstreams
>in 2025
botnet

>>150371229
Yes. I have my main team and then the teams I like just because of the offensive system they run.

>>150371260
Troll, got it. Filtered. Keep replying though, won't see it. I know you can't resist. Go ahead, prove me right.

>top 25 matchup in Week 0
>tfw valid reason to daydrink

did i miss my window of opportunity to shower today?

>>150371187
you don't luck your way into beating four top 10 teams in a row by double digits.
it's the same basic logic that stumped morons who thought Michigan was "only" winning because of Connor's antics: if that was the case why didn't anyone beat them after Connor was removed? If Ohio State wasn't championship-caliber, why didn't any of the other supposed championship-caliber teams stop them?

>>150371522
they bought the team

Rat Campbell sighting

I miss him...

>>150371594
you'll see plenty of him at UNLV trying to do his bootleg version of the Chris Leak/Tim Tebow Show

>CFP incorporating "record strength" and "strength of schedule" into their decision-making for the bracket
oh boy surely this won't wildly benefit one conference who manages to get half the preseason top 25 rankings each year, will it? the same conference who had a major meltdown over not getting a 4th team into the playoffs last year because "WELL THEY BEAT GEORGIA GOOD IN THE FIRST HALF" right?

>female analyst
SMASH that mfin mute button

>>150371658
SoS & SoR are bullshit metrics since it 100% depends on rankings. If you rig the rankings, you rig SoS & SoR. It's just the committee rigging who gets in the playoff for tv ratings & gambling.

GAMEDAY STATUS???

>>150371692
Dinich is an EEC ball-fondler. I bet her and Finejew rim each other in the green room when they're in the same studio.

>>150371594
i'll miss him, barrie, and galloway shitposting irl together in the booth every saturday but im sure we'll continue to get good memes from mullen on the unlv sidelines

>an entire segment dedicated to sports betting "analysis"
Marbury vs. Madison was a mistake.

It’s really hard not to think sports are somewhat fixed when ESPN has a whole segment dedicated to gambling.

>>150371780
this ain't nothing. UFL games have live odds as part of the scorebug and commentators freely talking about the odds while casting the games
Galloway was the worst, and him getting to cast a game featuring the Vegas Vipers genuinely sounded like someone in deep with an OC org. of some kind.

>>150371769
Sports gambling was so much better when you had to go to Vegas/an Indian reservation or have a bookie to bet and it was just alluded to withba wink and nod by sports broadcasters. Normies fucking ruin everything

>>150371769
>>150371780
you can thank the UFL for starting that

>ballboy slipping on the sidelines because of shitty weather
oh boy we're in for some peak weatherslopkino

2 shit teams
KSU rolls them
over hits

fuck's espn unlimited should I buy it?

>>150371850
No, just use illegal streaming sites/apps like any high IQ person.

>>150371868
What one

>>150371821
Why are all the betting "experts" blond women?

>>150371887
Farmageddon

>>150371769
Its getting old. Sports gambling is half the ads during any game anymore.

If theyre gonna do this and alcohol I want tobacco ads back. At least itd be something less gay

>a lot of balls up for grabs
l-lewd...

>>150371896
eye candy and thus psychologically more likely to be deemed "trustworthy" and sucker morons into betting with their "analysis"

The NFL pick'em is open, get your picks in before Sept 4th
Link: https://fantasy.espn.com/games/nfl-pigskin-pickem-2025/group?id=9b09a7fd-3304-3b93-abf2-1f8a96648a65
Password: Rosepink


CFB pick'em is also open
Link: https://fantasy.espn.com/games/college-football-pickem-2025/group?id=a55c8e21-61f9-42a5-ae49-cb87e3371c2c
Password: PAC12afterdark

why Ireland? They can’t possibly give a fuck about college football.

>>150371900
Didn't realize they paused this prior to this year. When?

>>150371896
vegas odds suggest people will pay more attention to blondes

>>150371928
2027 will be the first year it's skipped

>>150371938
Im waiting to see if the new 9 game switch in the sec wrecks Kentuckys game against Tennessee. Have been playing the vols since 1890s. Making it non annual would be a crime

>>150371927
drunk retards sports fun woo

>>150371868
both teams are still in the same conference so why are they ending it?

It's time

We made it bros

its so good to be back

>Avery Johnson
>Heisman candidate
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>mine was non alcoholic
what a faggot

>>150372007
the media pundits love their narratives

The long wait is over.

Nice broadcast booth ya clowns

ESPN commentators out of sync?

GRIDIRON IS BACK BOYS

someone make a game thread

non-alcoholic beer? tessitore would never....

HUGE DAY FOR COLLEGE FOOTBALL LETS GOOOOOO

>>150371927
Excuse for 22% irish burgers to visit their homeland. Im sure they get a shock from all the new black irish loitering around in Dublin

should be a rule for week 0 to feature at least one P3 matchup

Who has better cornfed braphogs, ISU or KSU?

>2022: Northwestern defeats Nebraska
weird I seem to recall Nebraska being in control of that game. I wonder what happened...

GWAN YOU CYCLONES

>>150371927
it was mostly Catholic schools to start, now they can get any fanbase to make a weeklong vacation out of seeing their team in Ireland
my guess is the airline sponsor (Aer Lingus) keeps the flights nice and cheap

ah yes, my favorite college team, the Yankees

>>150372063
This is a 4 in Miami

I’m impressed the stadium looks full. Irishfags must be bored as hell

Pig disgusting fat Iowa cheerleaders Jesus Christ that is so embarrassing.

>yankees
>dodgers
oh you adorable micks

Jesus the weather looks awful.
This is gonna be great.

>>150372065
uh nothing happened

Now you remember the inside kick on the Ireland game for Nebraska

is espn seriously broadcasting with audio lag? the broadcasters look out of sync

>they shipped over gatorade
We have it here anyway but Lucozade is infinitely superior, and it has a sports cap like a sports electrolyte drink should have.

>>150372065
>a fucking onside kick

>fair catch to start the season
weak mindset

lemme get a stream niggas

Why the hell is this game being played in Dublin? Capitalism is so bizarre.

>rain game
lfg

>>150372065
>>150372097
>>150372108
why did he do it?

do corpos really think puttimg games in europe will make euros care

>>150372104
>literally two tons of cargo for a three hour football game
maybe Americans are too big for their own good...

Is this a soccer, rugby, or multipurpose stadium?

>>150372107
>Gatorade bottles traditionally do not use sports caps for several reasons, including the cost and complexity of manufacturing a separate, potentially more hygienic cap
kek

the sideline lass has a fare set of bobs, truth be told

What are we drinking, lads?

>>150372121
The Globalisation of the Game tm

ISU a service academy now?

I guess yurop doesn't have the technology for first down line markers

>>150372125
A 50 IQ man's idea of a 500 IQ playcall.

>>150372083
Iowa braohogs looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in their red shirt before Dublin. Very very disrespectful.

that wouldve been a neat catch

>Kek
lol

>>150372140
I’ve had two pots of coffee, I’m officially in the coffee zone

>>150372140
Irish coffee

>>150372143
It's just so random. Did they pick teams out of a hat?

>>150372104
Reminds me of when american navy sailors would dock and drink a town dry

STUFFD

>>150372120
okay
https://www.streameast.gd/game/cfb/93499857

ACK

>>150372125
MOOFED

Nice capture, now they can't kick a 3 pointer

>Kansas Shit
LMAOOOOOOOOOO

>>150372133
They used to sell them a lot more, I feel like gatorade used to be more catered to sports.. now it's just a general drink for things like hangovers.

FOOMBLE

Alright, now CFB is back

KINO

C'est fini…

iowa state still wont score

>>150372140
Still coffee, but I'm going to switch to an oktoberfest beer soon. Having an apple cider donut with my coffee.

>>150372177
Seems like it lol. It made sense with Notre Dame but here... no idea.

At least K-State is grounding the pass game.

lol ISU line is getting dominated but they are still about to go up 7-0

>>150372222
Sounds comfy, Anon

>spot foul DPI
trash

>>150372226
iowa state has 0 good WRs

REFGOD we’re so back!

ITS TIME

Iowa State's line is getting mauled. Becht is gonna be ending this season in a wheelchair

KINO GAME

retarded fucking playcall lol

MEME GAME

Holy spaghetti

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO FOOMBLE
WE GOT A MEME GAME GENTLEMEN

spaghetti game

LMAO

SLOPFEST kino

LMAO the absolute state of Iowa

>>150372224
The Notre Dame Fighting Irish seems like something the real Irish would resent and be annoyed by

IT HAPPENED AGAIN

FOOMBLE

lmfao this is great

Anthony Becht's son
future Battlehawk!

MEME GAME

>Rain
And a FOOOOOOOOOOMBLE

told you
iowa state is a joke of a team

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THESE TEAMS.
AND NOW RAIN IS FALLING.
GOD BLESS THIS SPORT.

gonna be a 3-2 spaghetti bowl

stinky
real stinky

I CAN'T SCORE

FOOOOOMBLE

>>150372236
NOT SO FAST, MY FRIEND

Kansas State has the best uniforms in college football. That purple and silver go so fucking well together.

SLOPSHOP BOWL

These teams stink and will still get ranked over an undefeated G5 team at the end of the season.

>>150372297
>cowboys but purple

>Star Wars Coke commercial
who the fuck is even thinking about Star Wars anymore

Funniest shit about this meme game is it hasn't rained here in literally about a month, but of course it rains at the perfect time for some kino

>>150372312
Exactly. It looks so fucking good

>>150372323
People who drink Coke

>>150372312
K-State has been playing football longer than the cowsois

>>150372328
and they say god isn’t a football fan

>three and out
omg

>>150372328
you're welcome, now you'll receive a bountiful harvest

No passing today lmao

Season off to a good start bros

somebody make a game thread

God hates Kansas State

>>150372376
there is only 1 game going on

>no offense
Where happened to the big 12
Rain is great though

shit teams
all the good players are in the SEC

>white player cleanly fair catches the punt instead of muffing it because he’s already dreaming of a 95 yard TD return
Pay attention, KSU

LOUD AAAAAAAAA

>>150372376
Make a gay thread but just for you to post in

just like an american to bring cymbals to a bar fight

My Texas Tech Red Raiders would be booty blasting both of these teams

The field looks really green... emerald even

>>150372366
Don't you sometimes
Thinks your hands are
Made of stone

>>150372386
I liked that commercial lol

>>150372268
you love to see it

>>150372392
Are cymbals even legal in Ireland

I've seen enough. No playoff bids for the B12

>kstate rb dead already
this fucking game

>be star RB
>first touch of the season is a punt return
>muff it
>get your leg rolled on
lmao that sucks

>no completion in 8 minutes
lmao

>another three and out
I missed this.

here's your first round quarterback

oh yah
we are BACK

>>150372376
fuck off

>>150372432
I wish I could reach completion in 8 minutes

>not a qb draw on 3rd down
hmmm

>KSPoo
>ISPoo

>>150372451
Of the UFL or CFL?

>>150372451
>nepo baby QBs

Does someone need to break out the PUNTS! gif already?

>catch for negative yards
kek

wow, pretty good reaction from the big guy

avery johnson looks like one of jd vance memes lol

>OL Reception
This is the game

ew that k state qb is a goblin

>OL catching the ball for negative yards
yeah this is a meme game

this is a shitshow kek

>>150372485
last year they sent FSU, how much worse can it get?

>Offensive lineman
>named leingang

This is how the whole season will look btw with all these first-time-starter and transfer QBs

FAT MAN RECEPTION

These teams are ranked?

>Edwards to the locker room
just get him a towel, he'll be fine.

>>150372500
They were expected to be good

>kansas player already kill
my sides

>>150372500
Rutgers vs Temple let's goooooo!

>>150372500
they could always send a service academy that gets bootyblasted

Punt Chads are going to be eating good this game

irish think they can drink because they drink 4.2% shitness

>>150372537
>eating good this game

my ancestors :)

>>150372533
>he thinks people that don't watch football will even be able to comprehend the Flexbone

>>150372520
houston roughnecks medical team in the house!

>>150372521
So were these teams. Turns out that doing a 12 hour flight before a game isn't the best preparation.

NEBRASKA WOULD BUSSY BLAST BOTH OF THESE TEAMS CONFIRMED

im taking a massive shit, need you guys to commentate for ne

>>150372553
>my ancestors :

>>150372453
>First game of the season is a spaghetti-bowl
It's good to be back

>>150372556
Neither of these teams have the hype FSPoo had going into last year

>>150372547
Wendy's has the best fast food burger in the game. Baconator is top-tier. Fuck the haters.

>>150372564
AND THE TURD IS.....................

Only thing that got hurt was that bucks feelings

>>150372575
>QB sneak on your last gasp of the game right into the pile
what was the gameplan here?

>>150372587
disgusting!

Oh now they know how to throw the damn ball.

>>150372583
>Wendy's has the best fast food burger in the gam

o-offense?

>>150372533
Navy played Notre Dame here a few years ago lel

Finally

FIRST TOUCHDOWN OF THE SEASON

TD

>>150372626
reddit humor

>>150372631
thats why i said it lol. it was the one dublin game that wasnt competitive

>>150372623
>room temperature nuggies and fries

we won

>>150372606
it was a low snap that fucked up the rhythm of the play, so Milroe tried to make the best of a bad situation
McLaughlin was awful in that game, which makes it even weirder that he went to Ohio State and won the Rimington last year

It's so over

>>150372537
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO PUNTBROS HOW DO WE EVER RECOVER FROM THIS????

>>150372623
>putting fast food in another container instead of eating it straight out of the bag

of course the offense and scoring starts while im on the throne

A lot of people were picking kansass to win the big 12 lmao

>>150372661
It's fine, the next 3 possessions will be punts.

>>150372575
The plan was something else but Milhoe is retarded

>its amazing how a QB can perform when he has time in the pocket
amazing analysis

>>150372579
Something else happened with FSU though, right? Like the year before they got cucked out of the playoffs and the players all cried and quit. Am I remembering that right?

>>150372537
>>150372626

the fabled run defense of iowa

This game went from embarrassing to exciting real fast

>>150372686
DJ Ukulele is what happened

>Camera snaps to player standing around
>Camera snaps to player running off field
>Camera snaps to endzone view
>Camera snaps to skyview
>Camera snaps to coach watching play
>Camera snaps to crowd
>Camera snaps to sideline camera
>Camera snaps to broadcast booth
>Camera snaps to broadcast view .1 millisecond before play starts
>Show 2 seconds of highlight
>Camera snaps to play already in motion
>Camera snaps to player standing around as announcers talk about how quirky he is for eating 3 hamburgers every day
Have broadcasts always been this bad?

Nice first down Kansas State, however

may i just say the lack of niggers at every position is so refreshing and makes watching this competition enjoyable

sneaky sneaks

>>150372686
yes, but if you let a playoff snub genuinely affect your performance the following year that's ultra weak-mind. that's some Miami-tier mental fragility.
turns out Norvell just may be in over his head but lucked into a good combo of players that year.

>>150372686
Das rite

trick plays are for cowards

>>150372724
The entire broadcast crew is drunk since they're in Ireland.

>>150372679
As you were saying?

>>150372712
beautiful

Holy nipples holy nipples holy nipples

did they just mark the spot from the wrong player?

What race is the KSU QB?

>call timeout
>clap at your QB
>walk back to the sideline

>>150372686
Soft N I G G E R S on that team

>>150372771
hold on, kansas state is gonna punt it from inside the red zone

I appreciate the trend of more teams going for it on fourth

>>150372783
nooo I missed it

>>150372791
octoroon

FOOMBLE

FOOOOOOMBLE

Gay-State

Was that a gun celebration? Shouldn't that be a penalty?

>>150372814
Explains a lot

I genuinely cannot believe there are people watching non-SEC games all year completely sovlless

Johnson really needs to cut his hair

>>150372791
average /cfb/ poster

Son of a becht

lol at the way johnson slid after he hit the ground

>gun celebrations
is that legal in ireland?

OH COME ON

WOOO FANSVILLE

DONT THEY KNOW ITS SATURDAY?

>>150372726
I can’t explain why, but I have a feeling that this is from a porn

>>150372867
i'll allow it this time

>>150372867
>Texas Tech and Okie State can’t go to Ireland because of the gun signs

the jaws of life couldnt pull me out of mal's coochie

big gaping hole
>>150372839
it is so revolting paired with his fleshy face

>implying the previous two Pop Tart Bowl champions playing each other isn't pure SOVL
ISHYGDDT

>>150372791
>What race is the KSU QB?

what the hell was that, he had plenty of space

Touchdown K-State Pound the Stone!!

It's so over

The white man matches on

>>150372970
Keeping things close for the lucrative betting industry. It's all a show.

>go to dublin for your team to watch the game in a pub
Do boomers really?

KSU
+white hc

ISU
+white hc
+white qb
+white rb
+white specialists

its clear WHY Iowa State is going to win

>>150373025
That's on Manhattan (little)

Looking pretty thin up top there Avery

I'M GONNA POUND THE STOOOOOOOOONE

new
>>150373046
>>150373046
>>150373046

alright i think im over it. bring on the real games

FOOMBLE

more FOOMBLE

>>150373055
based new thread autist

>>150371927
Nah we don’t care, it’s not shown on Irish TV. Ireland’s economy is majorly dependant on American investment (not aid, but US pharma and tech companies) and getting tourist dollars is a nice little bonus for the exchequer. American politicians treat Irish politicians like obedient little lapdogs and the Irish government takes it if it means more yanks coming here to be separated from their money.

>>150372104
> Iowa State shipped 2500 lbs of food and 1,800 lbs of Gatorade
They know we have food here, right?

>>150372131
Mostly rugby and soccer, though just the bigger / international matches. It’s not a home stadium for any team.

>>150372291
iowa isn't even ranked, will they punt or fg, only forents will now

For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team in 1910, 1913, 1914, 1957, 1958, 1983, 1993, 2004, 2010, and 2025.