Thread 150359588

Green flag scheduled for 7:40 pm on the CW
Note: Connor Zilisch (broken collarbone) starting on pole, might exit the car following the opening stage. Parker Kligerman is on standby.

Is this race even happening?

>>150359626
Yeah we'll get the race in. Rain will die out as it gets later.

>>150359626
>>150359665
Simply put on rain tires and run the roval

>>150359672
now you're thinking with portals

Official winner roll!

>>150359665
I hope you're right

>>150359714
How was he able to get in and out of the car?

AMEN AND GOD BLESS AMERICA

>>150359750
>it took a kid breaking his collarbone to get interviews back in the winner's circle

>>150359750
Good. I spammed them to stop frontstretch interviews in the weekly fan council survey lel

I have no cable and no WiFi. Xfinity is utter garbage so I for one welcome our new series overlords.

CHEATED UP HENDRICKS

Just had 2 cups of coffee, a pepperoni and pimento grilled cheese, hot mustard Doritos, and a coke zero. Daytona summer is my favorite weekend of the summer

it's so over

>>150359857
Huge juan in the toilet in a few hours

IS THERE A FUCKIN STREAM THAT ISNT ABSOLUTE ASS


FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK

>>150359879
That's every day for me

Wokecar cuck faggots

>>150359893
The CW is 720p and bitstarved to reach that resolution. It looks like shit over the air, too.

>>150359941
No excuse for that in 2025

This EDM trance mix on CW goes hard

>>150359893
The Acez Ziggo stream is decent, but it's not 8K or anything.

>>150359968
shit i missed it

Daniel dye punched a guy in the balls so hard that he ruptured his nutsack for not being gay

>>150359941
It's 1080i here.

>a big ass system appeared and now is going south to the track

we're not racing tonight anons

THE GOAT

CODY!

VIDEO GAMES, ANIME AND ARBY'S

Video games and anime are always best with a jamocha shake from Arby’s

>>150360099
BASED

>>150360099
and choking psycho bitches out

I could heem Austin hill

400 miles tomorrow night but it’s me laying against the wall in the tri-oval

>>150360169
Far out

I noticed that Connor has a Red Bull logo on his fire suit. There is not a Red Bull logo on the 88 car tonight. Parker also doesn't have a Red Bull logo on his fire suit. Red Bull is very serious about who's allowed to drive their cars

Soon bros soon

wtf Natalie's back??

>>150360290
I wonder if they'd let a former Red Bull driver in the car as a replacement if need be.

>>150360340
Just for this race

>>150360340
I'd like to see Natalie's back...

Waiting for decker to lose the draft and spin out by herself

BOOGITY
BOOGITY
BOOGITY

Hello, gentlemen.

>>150360371
Hello

>>150360380
Let's go racing, boys!

>>150360397
Boogity etc

Know what they need to do, when at the pack racing tracks like Daytona or Dega they need to only update the ticker when they cross the start/finish. Its impossible to read to try and find people when its constantly shuffling around.

I can feel a Juan brewing

>>150360431
I hope it's Hill

Is that.........Jessie Love?

>>150360429
>not watching with the superior international broadcast side bar that updates once each lap

I hope Kim is okay

Is that Jesse Love ??

That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, pinkest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Jesse Love screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor.
That nigga Jesse Love and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Jesse Love, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Pale skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.

That nigga Jesse Love stole my heart and drank my seed.

>jeff's little boy
>no cawshun

yellow for weather

>rain cawshun


it’s fucking OVER

would it be too much to ask to paint where the grass used to be?

Uh, why is Zillisch getting out of the car?

>>150360558
He had surgery 10 days ago

based boomer dj

>>150360558
Broken bussy

>>150360558
not based not based enough to try run a full race
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr_TR8BmSYM

Why is this allowed?

>>150360642
Series not allowing a relief driver is a modern thing. The 1924 and 1941 Indy 500s even have co-winners.

>>150360713
I like to say to F1 fans that their series stopped being good when they stopped awarding fractional points for driver swaps.

Half the laps have been under caution.

fug

red flag

in theory a light shower and its gone

Its ogre

Haas and Sega had 2 chances this weekend to have the greatest paint scheme ever

who the fuck do i cheer for in xfinity nowadays

everyone is so boring

nobody gives a fuck about WWE

So they're just giving Harrison Burton a wet towel instead of letting him out of the car to get that wound looked at?

I like Vic Joseph. I think he's a good commentator

>>150360878
Still Tony

what year was it the cup race had that light shower in turn 1 and the entire field wiped out. that was funny

Plenty of dirt racing to watch in the meantime.

>>150360914
are there any good dirt track streams? i can never find any

>>150360899
I could win a NASCAR race before Cody Ware

>>150360899
>And most of all, I'd like to thank my wife Aqua for supporting me this whole time.

>>150360930
Yeah there's a few

O O O Oh Reiley's... AUTO PARTS!

>>150360968
sick dude ty

>>150360913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSPiFcL4rCo

>>150360980
Anything but shitfinity.

Anyone watching ARCA during this red flag?

Water cooler Dale

STILL red after my shower
i'm taking my sleeping pills

Peanut Butter and Jelly: eaten
Milk: chugged
Melotonin: taken
Yeah, it’s beddy bye time.

Just tuned in. what happened to get a red?

>>150361077
Scary sky water. Wimps.

>>150361077
Rain

>pit crew guy dancing


kino

>>150361107
lmao. that was funny.

went to go get some race beers. what's the latest brehs?

Of course they’d fire engines after I took some melotonin

Fuck i wanted the red flag to last longer

ARCAbrakes

that 7/11 car is excellent

>>150361302
t. Tony Kanaan

uhh why is mandark 4 laps down and counting?

Why does Nascar like to unfairly shit on Austin Hill?

lmao shitters lmao

i knew this would happen

>>150361309
water pump failed

>>150361347
acez chat is funnier

roll for a natalie decker meme win

>Work way too busy to watch the race
>God intervenes and makes them wait for me

radar looks good boys

>>150361391
Close

CAM ON PARKER

a parker win would be kino

>>150361486
and it not counting would be fitting

do u guys think jrm is a possibility for suarez next year? would a jrm xfin ride be better than a shitter cup ride?

>>150361514
i mean he's won a championship with them before, better to step down and be competitive than be at the top but in shit equipment

How do we convince Austin Hill that he's ready for cup?

Sneed slowly creeping forward. Second place is coming.

that mobil 1 commercial is neat, too bad it's for memechek's car.

>>150361514
seems like he and his sponsorship are looking at kaulig, also the 3rd legacy car might be and option
>>150361533
he won it with jgr, and his sponsors don't see it that way

I'm pretty drunk.

>>150361588
What did they fuck up putting that engine in?

that 8 car is fast

Juan brewing

Need Bobby Hill to cause a big one tonight just for the maximum seethe

>>150361698
He'll right rear Love

PUT IT OUT - Turn 4

>>150361601
i went and picked up a 12 pack during the rain delay and getting there myself.

love's car is stupidly fast

smol juan

Creed finally not being a pushover

that car was too fast for its own good

That was a nice job by Parker to get it slowed down

>3 cheatin yoders involved
based

Sneed went full retard. Go with the 21 if you want, but you can't bump him in the middle of the corner. Impressive save by fatty hill.

radar looks great. should have no issues getting the full race in.

>>150361767
That was tame in comparison to all the dirty shit Hill's done to him.

Daytona night race weekend is always awesome, but why did they move it away from the 4th?

Cara is sounding extra redneck tonight.

>>150361821
to have a meme race to decide the memeoffs

I was watching golf today and was reminded that no matter how silly you may think our championship format is, golf's is way more retarded. Scottie Scheffler has more that TWICE the amount of points as the 2nd place player, Rory McIlroy, and the Tour Championship format is winner takes all. Top 30 in points make it in the tournament, so if the 30th place golfer wins he's the champion.

>>150361821
Because someone was really fucking committed to that street race shit, offering up any sacrifice to get Chicago to do it.
And because the local government saw a half percent increase in tourist revenue for the first year Daytona was moved off that weekend, Daytona Beach won't let them run a race in early July anymore.

SEIG HILL

>>150361877
That's the reason several individual tournaments are each more prestigeous than the tour championship.

wreck that 21

>>150361932
This is true for golf. Major wins are how golfer's are remembered, but championships are the paydays. The winner of the Tour Championship takes him 10 million dollars. Not bad for four days work.

I don't think they sell Bunchacrunch in anything that the paper boxes you get at the movie theatre? Damn good candy.

>>150361977
home*

his hope and optimism: gone

>>150361990
You can get big bags at Walmart

>>150361877
I give a shit about golf twice a year. Masters and US Open. That's all that matters baby.

sneedbros tonight is the night

>>150362009
The face of a man whose IQ is decreasing due to subdural hematoma

>staying green
based

DeRedditito is a wrecking ball tonight

Rajah may have been a little too honest with that spin. Firing it up and limping to the pits ends your day. Getting on the radio and saying "it won't fire" brings out a caution, when it can miraculously fire again.

>>150362112
he's still learning

I get being a teammate and all, but Gator is racing the 88 for the regular season championship. Gotta hang him out late in the race, right?

>>150362154
they're gonna work together until 3 or 2 to go

Jerry Seinfeld calling his girlfriend up from the minors, 1997

Bobby’s gonna win, isn’t he.

>>150362195
he'll get DAEL'd into the wall and be injured

Shittery engaged.

Clements car was destroyed wtf

nooo the 7-eleven car

Roll for number of overtimes.

>rando shitter in the 7-11 car spinning out on his own well after the fact
KINO

>>150362213
>3
I believe.

>>150362250
13 but okay, still unlucky

I hope Sieg, Creed, or Honeyman wins
Any other outcome and my day will be ruined and disappointment will be immeasurable

I don't care who wins, I just hope everyone had a good time

Parker is competitive any time he races. Doesn't speak well for the NASCAR landscape that it wasn't enough and he got phased out for young, rich shitters.

we're still owed a big juan

>>150362335
soon

>>150362335
Soon.

Someone wreck the 88

K I N O

>>150362335
Delivered.

FUCK

>>150362335
You were given a medium Juan.

wao

>seig
fuck
>>150362376
thanks juan pablo

>>150362335
Dammit Texas, this is your fault.

where's austin hill? can he be blamed?

rip 18

Natalie Decker is p12

Ecked bros...

You think back in the day when the cars went 220mph at Daytona or Dega anyone who got into one of those wild wrecks with flips just absolutely shit all over themselves?

>>150362417
he was wheeling it and got hit again after saving. dude's had a bunch of shit luck this year.

We are one more big one at the front of the field away from /ourthot/ Decker getting the win. She's currently p11!

GREEN
WHITE
CHECKERED

Punished Hill arc when?

I seems like half the field has visible damage

If Austin Hill wrecks PK for the win the pitchforks will officially be out.

manifesting a honeyman win

PK has Gator as a pusher. Bobby Hill has Leland Honeyman.

decker i believe in you baby

FUCK YOU BOBBY HILL

number 2

LAME

FUCK YES PARKER

CLITTERMAN

88 frens, we did!
Also, what a Juan!

ENORMOUS JUAN

ANOTHER JUAN

HELL YEAH

lel

ayy lmao

BOBBY HILL WRECKED THE ENTIRE FIELD OUT OF RAGE

That damn 88 is cheated all the fucking way up if Kliggerman bum ass is winning in it.

I hope Austin can be pinned for this.

FUCK YEAH!

Hope the 88 gets eliminated round 1. this was a complete waste of my time.

What was the 48 doing? just fenced it and caused a chain reaction juan

So how many cars finished the last lap? Five?

KEK

when was the last time a relief driver won? hamlel in 2006?

Anyone recorded the end?

not your moment bud, let him have his

Pfft. Think he can get a new one?

PK's hands are jittery. Dude is on cloud 9 rn

>allgaier
JUST

Joonya and Zilly deserves it even if it is a Niggerman victory.
he carried the car til the very end

>>150362626
literally called that out to my wife
"48 is about to wreck the field lmao"

racing-reference mentioned

Seven different drivers winning for one team in a season is absurd

>>150362688
The car carried him
JRM chevy's are a class above shitter team chevy's

whos the hells in the playoffs then

>>150362738
me

>>150362738
Are you a gambling addict?
If not, why care?

I know he's our unicorn and we'll be watching him in these threads for the next 20 years, but amongst us bros, Zilly is kinda fruity right?

>>150362738
PK won for Zilisch. He doesn’t get his own JRM Chevy for the memeoff races.

>>150362752
im a gambling addict so i do care

>>150362760
Him and Jesse Love are faggots, yes

>>150362779
I've heard this, but haven't seriously considered since they're both young dudes and could just be friends. It wouldn't shock me tho.

>>150362760
I think they’ve had him in media training since he was 5 or some shit.

>>150362790
It reminds me of a old joek from here
>Da i had my first sexual experience
>good my son, sit there and tell how it was.
>Dad i cant sit right now *puts hands on his ass*

>>150362760
it's just a zoomer thing

>Klig has 3 wins in the last year
>none of them count