Thread 150367085

ANOTHER BLOCKBUSTER BIG SIX CLASH THIS WEEKEND

KICK-OFF: 12:30PM UK

MAN CITY: Trafford; Lewis, Stones, Dias (c), Ait-Nouri; Gonzalez, Reijnders; Bobb, Cherki, Marmoush; Haaland.
>SUBSTITUTES: Ederson, Ake, Doku, Rodri, Silva, Nunes, O'Reilly, Khusanov, Foden.

SPURS: Vicario; Porro, Romero (c), van de Ven, Spence; Palhinha, Sarr, Bentancur; Kudus, Johnson; Richarlison.
>SUBSTITUTES: Kinsky, Danso, Tel, Gray, Bergvall, Vuskovic, Solanke, Odobert, Davies.

3-0 City

cap it

>>150367111
no cap bruh

>>150367085 (OP)
>Trafford
>Lewis
>Ait-Nouri
>Gonzalez
>Reijnders
>Bobb
>Cherki
>Marmoush
Literally who

>>150367119
every time i hear bob from the commentary it makes me giggle :)

romero is going to break haalands legs screen shot this

>>150367119
You don't watch football, do you.

>Rico Lewis still at RB
2bigbrain4me

Is Donnaruma going to citeh?

This sicko is finally starting a game and he's playing in the midfield role that Bernardo was doing

>>150367205
I only watch women's football

>>150367119
>>Trafford
England's starting keeper for the next 15 years
>>Lewis
been playing with City for years
>>Ait-Nouri
Wolves best player
>>Gonzalez
new mini-Rodri
>>Reijnders
Serie A midfielder of the year
>>Bobb
City's best winger
>>Cherki
future ballon d'or winner
>>Marmoush
won prem goal of the season last season

>>150367257
>balloon door
cringing at your life

>bobb
he's like that class retard you pity and just pick him in your team so he doesn't feel excluded

I think this game will be decided by one of Spurs players, either Romero or Palinha, doing something completely stupid and either getting red carded or giving away a pen

>>150367275
Except he's the best wide player in the team and a goal machine

4-2 spuds

>>150367280
romero has that reputation but hes only had a couple of reds in his career so its a bit of a myth

>>150367252
Well that explains things, you're severely mentally disabled.

Richarlison will be deflated today after how he was treated

>>150367289
>goal machine
he has 3 goals total

CAM ON SPUDS

>>150367372
You never watched him in EDS

>>150367360
frank confirmed it was journalists talking shite

>>150367391
I don't believe him at all, next cope

>>150367400
we dont sign our posts here

CHARGE ME UP SPUDS WE ARE ABOUT TO RAPE AND LICK CITY BOOTY CHEEKS

>>150367443
got to say i dont understand arab banter
you want to lick their bums?

>>150367443
Extremely haram this, off with your head

>>150367459
>>150367483
>t. 2 paki immigrants
pls leave and return to your promised land

I think people underratw Citehs new signings just because they didnt cost so much. Baffling no other clubs were in for Reindeer and Cheeky

Tottenham getting exposed HARD today

>>150367085 (OP)
Spurs wins lol, City's bogey team.

>>150367242
good, bernardo is washed up

cherki bros how we feeling

>>150367085 (OP)
Where is grealish?

Stream plz

Lfgooooooo Nordic Ngubu

>>150367626
They're both shit. Cherki was a "w-we didn't want him anyway!!!111" signing after getting #SNUBBED by Wirtz, and Reindeer is bang average

>>150367722
Goodison Park (according to ol' monkey paw Keys)

>>150367725
Reijnders was Serie A midfielder of the year, and Cherki is a completely different player profile to Wirtz

3-2 spurs

will pep scratch his bald head after he gets FRANKD

>>150367741
>Reijnders was Serie A midfielder of the year

>>150367764
he will harm himself

>>150367723
Sex
Streamed dot pk

Eze win for Spurs

our 'nesses

>>150367745
Let's just hope it's not a slurper or we'll get shit from Burgers

>>150367741
>Reijnders was Serie A midfielder of the year
and who was the Serie A player of the year?

Who are those women?

>best game of the week
>make it a 12:30 kickoff that guarantees a lethargic slurpfest
what did the barclays premier league mean by this

>>150367725
Sometimes when a club doesnt get their preferred signing it works out better. Look at Liverpool getting Salah instead of Brandt. Cherki looked great so far for them. And saying Reindeer is bang average is just braindead.

>Karen Carney and Joe Cole are professional pundits

Fucking christ what leverage do these retards have?
Cole has played actual football at least, but he's as dumb as Rooney is

>>150367796
thank you based burgerbro

Have some more sexo

>>150367816
McTominay of course

>>150367855
>Coisty and "Fletch" on commentary
I hate TNT so fucking much

soulless abu dhabi fc

McCoist is fun

>>150367862
Exactly.

B нaши дни тaкиe paзбopки yжe нacтoлькo cкyчны, чтo Paйaн Чepки... Чтo ж, oн тoчнo чтo-тo зaдyмaл. Чтo кacaeтcя «Toттeнхэмa», дaвaйтe ocтaвим их в этoй игpe или в ypaвнeнии.

>>150367855
nothing wrong with karen carney

watching with talksport comms 15 seconds ahead so if anything happens i wont miss it

RICHY on the pitch

City 3-0
Haaland 2 and Marmoush the scorers

Reijnders looks like he's having a blast already. Love that.

my pirate stream is a yank channel and never noticed
how the fuck do they manage to say premier with 2 syllables what is wrong with those freaks
>prem-eer

>>150367917
good afternoon tsar

cringe my nut off every time i hear blue moon

SOULLESS

I said blue GOON

>>150367929
2-1 Spurs. Porro to score

>no kneeling
must have missed when we beat racism

What you guys snackin'?
Me? I'm only having water, cause I'm on a cut

No silence for Jota?

>>150367974
CUM ON CITEH

>>150367985
just ordered a doner n chips

the man, the myth, the legend

>>150367985
having a coffee then I'll pop a niccy pouch I reckon

coys

>>150367981
DSL looks younger than I remember

>>150368006
2 GOATS AND A FRAUD

City look up for it

>>150367985
Waiting on mom to finish making chicken tendies

City look rattled already.

>English league
>4 "English" on the pitch counting coaches

>>150368033
Blessed are the Good Boy Points

what happened to dragusin? did spuds sell him already?

*siiiips*
Aaaahh footie is back. Marmoush sending home the yids with a double and >us sending Bre"men" packing right after

>>150367242
this lad and reinders look great. and oscar bobb is like a new signing so man city have done amazing business in this transfer window, they just arent talked about as much for some reason because they didn't spend 500m like l'pool or won the transfer window like arsenal

comfy

>>150368063
ACL I fink

FRANKball incoming

So pep's definitely gone next season right? There's no way he would approve buying all those colored players

Lot of Man City fans dressed as empty seats

>>150368105
I just can't see him going anywhere except Spain NT.

what a donkey

>>150368104
don’t ever disrespect allegri (pbuh)

thirdies and jfs seething

thats not yellow?

stopped watching after about 2 mins

you need to pay me to watch this shit

>Free kick central 20 yards out
>"I think he'll have a go here"
Coisty what a visionary. Just die will you.

Why are Nafris so good at football?

>>150368148
>you need to pay me to watch this shit
okay post your acc/sort ill send you 50p

>>150368142
the old unwritten rule of not giving yellow cards for yellow card challenges in the first 5 minutes

what did they mean by this

>>150368177
theyre merging with crystal palace to become The Crystal City™

kek why are both team fuckin up defensively non stop.

>>150368177
Barry Bannal has been rehired?

>>150368109
gyaldem

DUHHHHHH MUH ARMWAVEZZZZZ
Should be deducted points for this shit

shitty cant play tiki caca anymore. poop is finished

pep is only signing whites and light arabs and still his stadium is empty as fuck

Sarr is going to score, its in the script

>>150368197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a01QQZyl-_I

KWAB

KEK WHAT A BOUGNOULE

>>150368007
Big one lad what's your pouch of choice?

kek these nafris are weak, 15 min in first game and already injured
time to get some blacks pep

>>150368074
>2066
Post the best ever regen and his history please. Also post your cups won.
Thanks.

what a shit game

Rodri save me!

OH SHIT THAT TWISTED KNEE

ITS OVER

B нaши дни пoдoбныe paзбopки нacтoлькo cкyчны и cтaли для мeня чeм-тo oтнocитeльным. Paйaн Чepки? Чтo ж, oн тoчнo чтo-тo cдeлaeт. A чтo кacaeтcя «Toттeнхэмa», дaвaйтe ocтaвим их в этoй игpe или в ypaвнeнии, пoтoмy чтo игpa Paйaнa Чepки в Лигe нaций выглядит кaк peзyльтaт oднoгo мaтчa, гдe тoт, ктo зaбивaeт, игpaeт oтвpaтитeльнo, a тoт, ктo нe зaбивaeт, бyдeт зaбивaть кaк cyмacшeдший.

>>150368256
>tf
>tp
ofc u want blacks

knee

>>150368281
Shut the fuck up

City's line-up is full of NPCs
Have they lost the edge?

Marmoush = good player

>>150368281
idi nahui

>>150368246
got a velo in lad what do you go for over there?

bentancur shitting the bed

It's man, man, maaan, tots and tots!
Oh It's man, man, maaan, tots and tots

Just tuned in, lads.

Have I missed any memes? Or has it been a slurper?

>>150367985
wouldnt call it snakin but a double cheeseburger and a café latté

>>150368307
get some real tobacco snus you sissies

>>150368308
I thought that nigga died when he broke his neck?

>>150368300
source?

>>150368314
Slurper so far

>>150368296
The fear factor is gone, and they're still making little mistakes at the back that wouldn't have happened a few years ago

>>150368327
he's alive and on the pitch today

sluuuuuuuuuuuurp

City always shit the bed against Spurs, even at their peak.

Would be a time when I could tell you most players from every team. Don't know 90% of the players out there today.

>>150368286
See ya next season la

>>150368368
shut up unc

boring game

can someone hurry and score please

I love cp company!

HAHAHAHAHA THE COISTY AND FLETCH BANTER HAHAHAHAHAHA. I'VE FORGOTTEN ABOUT DEATH COMPLETELY.

mods

>>150368320
illegal in this nanny state lad

oh he’s here time to move to al nassr match thread

is cherky playing?
>>150368384
kill ur self.

>>150368368
Agreed. For me it's mostly cos I stopped playing FM and scouting for prospects for 3 hours to get the edge against my mates. I was always the host and so I'd have the save and would secretly open it and scout while they slept.
Yes I'm a competitive cunt.

>>150368296
it's just because it's a new team and you're not used to it. you'd say the same for rodri, ake, akanji, bilva, sane before they made their name at citeh

Reminder to keep the Chilean freak filtered

300€ for that shit

>>150368421
would be much better if it just had a small logo instead of that stupid big one

Would love it if Spurs could pull off a meme upset.

>>150368307
Velo 9mg peppermint here

We don't have the same flavors here, and our strengths are in numbers rather than wee dots so I don't know the translation

>>150368400
Yep, I reckon it's because I don't autistically play FM anymore. Kept me right up to date.

Why are those adverts aloud?

City players making runs but passers not seeing them

Hate nonces love me country simple as

>>150368452
they still make etnies? crazy

Rico Lewis is NOT a prem level footballer, WHY does he keep getting games

What playing style is this...

damn city is terrible

>>150368453
>love me country
Just reported you to the police lad

>>150368466
i just ordered a a couple of days ago lol

its like all city's players from last week have been replaced with florian wirtz the way they're playing

>>150368485
mean

Lads...it's Tottenham

based Haaland has rediscovered his playmaking

>>150368109
are they S.A.G.s? Sluts and girlfriends?

also why is this thread so slow

This will end 0-0 wont it

Haaland looks like a character in Baldur's Gate 3

reijnders vs saar big indian battle in the midfield

>>150368486
metnies

>>150368493
He's been watching yamal tiktoks

>>150368470
he understands pep system

>>150368486
crisp

This game is very 'bitty'.
Put city will do their usual shenanigans and score two in the first 10 mins of the second half.

Thomas Frank ball is much more steady than whatever Angeball is kek

used to think 4channel was the most autistic place on the internet but live stream chats are much worse

marmoush is having an actual howler
city will start winning the second he's subbed

let's take this game from 'bitty' to 'litty'

the lunchtime matchmeal
half price cos i rotate between 5 ubereats accs and wait till one gets a good promo offer

>>150368555
I know exactly what chats you're talking about. I ad block them all

johnson is fucking wank

kevin de bruyne was basically the central piece of this citeh team.

>>150368565
you need me :)

>>150368565
Literally nobody gives a fuck you fat cunt

based ref

how retarded do you have to be to kick the ball away right in front of the ref

>>150368576
hehe my number was above that

bah

>>150368565
>he doesn't cook his meals

based refball.

GOAL
BULLSHIT OFFSIDE

Reindeer is terrible.

ITS GONNA COUNT

>>150367847
>saying Reindeer is bang average is just braindead.

HOWEVAR

>>150368565
who's delivering it

Var sinson

told ya

REFBALL

VAR

what the fuck, reinders could have just turned and scored that

That was 100% not off

>>150368573
lucky...

A WOMAN IN MY VAR ROOM?????????????????§

this johnson kid looks like Ronaldo

that's a goal

Marmoush and Reijnders having a stinker

Brennan Johnson

Bogey team.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLL

Jewish influence in the VAR room just like everywhere else

Get the fuck in

what a widows peak on this ref

I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON I APOLOGIZE JOHNSON

>losing to spuds
>the city of City

WELL WELL WELL

yeah I'm thinking based

Based

god I'm just the goat at offsides, I'm a perspective master, hitler would never.

>>150368599
YONAS is on a motorbike

JOHNSON AGAIN OLE OLE

The delayed reaction to the goal makes var so gay

johnson does fuck all but he will score lol. my mutt winger

Crawling in my skin

>4 minute VAR break
>and the crowd goes WILD

Trafford absolutely shite for that goal. What was Pep thinking bringing him in?

>>150368667
VAR allowed the goal, the linesman got it wrong.

no shame in conceding at home to an european champion.

ederson would have saved that

>>150368625
Another bastard mulatto offspring? he was very into the sweet black pussy during the 1st run at united

RING RING RING

MAGIC JOHNSON

>>150368691
based supporting spurs this season frog

Donnarumma would have saved that

JOHNSON AGAIN OLE OLE

OH SHIT OH SHIT

RINGING INTENSIFIES

god i want to die

ERA

ERA ERA FUCKING ERA

*disappears when her team needs her the most*

What is it 2-0?

This niggah named Bobb

NO ERA PENAL

REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL REFBALL TRAFFORD WAS OBVIOUS FOUL

>>150368716
gotchu senpai

COYS COYS COYS COYS

THAT'S A RED CARD

>>150368663
guess mohammed isn't up yet

not a pen but definitely a foul

BALD FRAUD

What the fuck was that.

Hi yes hello I'll be renewing my "Premier League Trophy" subscription for this year please and thank you

halund shud killl these sand niggers for missing easy chances

lol Trafford should be off

Porro dead?

cherki?

yea this ref having a stinky, missed two clear fouls right in front of him

nice divegrass

>>150368737
hold on m8, she's on the phone

>>150368786
how?
he got the ball

its moneyrumma time lads

you do realise that DSL is at the stadium

>*small contact*
>AAAAAAUGGGHHHHHHH
athletic grown ass men, everyone

ynr remember fat ange

>>150368806
Who?

bwos did we perhaps rule out richarlison too early? Is he about to show us *LEVELS* this season? could it be that...
>we
got too cocky?

clear red

>clear handball
good process lads

>cherki

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

insane refball in past 5 minutes

>>150368820
Frank is unlocking him O HEXA looms

cherki is dogshit

>>150368816
newfag

>>150368784
Insane that he's been the best player today.
>>150368800
Yeah with his arm after kneeing kudus in the chest

how are city so spursy against spurs?

>Spurs score
>5 mins scrutinising offside.
>blatant red card
>ignored completely

>>150368806
Mr Dick Sucking Lips himself has graced us with his presence?

>>150368821
>>150368827
>>150368836
this

>>150368844
Literally who

>>150368834
I was assured he wasn't total ass, what happened?

>>150368800
he kicked kudus in the chest first and ball hit his arm anyway

holy shit

KEK

LMAO

PALINHA ICE CREAM PALINHA ICE CREAM PALINHA ICE CREAM PALINHA ICE CREAM

OH NO NO NO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA

>>150367257
>>>Trafford
>England's starting keeper for the next 15 years
HAHAHAHAHAHA

lol

>turn on the game
>see a goal
You can thank me

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

HAHAHAHHHA GET THE FUCK IN YOU MIGHTY JEWS

Based Palingz, always rated him

problem, pep?

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It's 2 nil lol

the city of being gay with men who poo on you

can see on trafford face that he's a pretender. a fraud.
bet he's really insecure as a person

GET DONNARUMMA ON THE HORN RIGHT NOW
GET HIM IN

HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH

absolute state of SHITTY

Richarlison nearly fucked that one up lmao

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

.

>english goalkeeping
IS BACK

wtf was that?

LETS GOOOOO PALINHAHAHAHIUAHIAHAa

hahahahHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>150367257
well england is FUCKED then

Lmao

PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA PALHINHA

ITS OFFICIAL DONNARUMMA HERE WE GO

MEME GAME

Welcome to City Gianluigi Donnarumma

Is Ederson still available?

HAHAHAHAHA

THEY SHOULD RENAME HIM TO OLD TRAFFORD

Kwab? Kwab.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What an absolute MEME goal, lads!

play Ortega, Pep

my stream is delayed

Bro what the FUCK is Trafford doing that reeks of match fixing

>Trafford
They could have had Dollarumma instead of this bum lmao

>>150367257
>>Trafford
>England's starting keeper for the next 15 years
OH NO NO NO

play out from the b-ACK

who is man city's twink gk

trafford should have been sent off already

My boy Traffingz just needs more time...

>>150368961
He's on the bench.

I still don't understand why the keep doing these meme plays out from the back.
It will ALWAYS leak more goals than it produces

>>150368921
He literally is

Trafford EXPOSED

Where's Haaland going to move to?

I woke up at 6 AM for this?

>>150368972
then dont look at the thread for a minute

Why does City always play like shit vs Spurs?

>>150367257
>>Trafford
>England's starting keeper for the next 15 years
GRIM IF TRUE

based foden laughing his head off

FODEN HAVING A LAUGH

>>150368978
Pickford isn't going anywhere in the next 5 years. Especially not with clowns like this behind him.

CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE

>>150368994
Barcelona

Who's this GK really? new kid? looks like that fraud Bayindir

PALHINHA YOU HANDSOME LAD

>>150368786
I take it back, sending him off would've been unfair on Spurs

more like Old Trafford

>>150368969
Why isn't he? Ortega is solid

>city beat some 2nd half of the table shitters
>OMG THEY'RE BACK THEY'RE GONNA WIN LEAGUE PEP'S A GENIUS
>city play a competitive team and get exposed

bald FRAUD alert

we never stopped humiliating shitty

>>150369027
I'd give deano a look

>>150369039
Proper NORFMAN

>the only team in the prem to always put the oil club to the sword is Jew coded
Makes you think don't it

sell trafford to old trafford

>>150369028
based

The Gallagher brothers hate was the thing keeping this team from relegation

how can a team with loads of empty seats in the first game of the season attract world record commercial revenues

>>150369017
>playing out from the back is better because… because it just IS ok???!!! All the foreign managers do it so it must be good!

Trafford is worse than banana

>>150369046
>a competitive team
Settle down

>>150369030
championship goalie

>>150369039
looks like if stephen hendry didnt become a pro snooker player

City pass the ball so SLOW what the fuck happened to these guys?

>>150368997
4:30.here. To watch Pep.hang his head in dsimay and shame? Yes it's great. Also I'm a pigeon fan so double the fun

That will be uno (UNO) Premier League, por favor.

>>150369030
Former city youth, went to Burnley and flopped in the prem then was brilliant in the championship last season so City bought him back

FRAUDLAND FRAUDLAND

its ogre

>haaland
Not their day.

>Spuds winning this year
Imagine the seethage at /arse/

>>150369039
>were's the missus, have some aggression to release me

Who's getting sacked first? Bald Fraud or Harry Potter?

Are Ciy just Shitty or did brother Ange have the team slicing their tendons as a pre match ritual?

miss me yet?

Sorry that's not going to cut it Erlingz

Half time slags?

Is that Kolo Toure in the Poop camp?

>8 minutes added time
>in the first half

>be 6'5
>jumping power off the charts
>absolutely ZERO timing ability to go with it

Haalands heading ability is truly sad

>>150369070
They are taking a piss

>>150369121
he got pep ljinders in to do all his tactical work and he's an inside agent for liverpool

>>150368737
another 8 month vacation to Korea incoming. Hopefully the North this time.

>>150369129
Zesty nigga

this scot/fletchduo on tntsports is so insufferable

>>150369110
King Halo sexo

>>150369134
anon, i...

they were 100% right to sack ange postecoglou

Spurs will regularly lose to relegation fodder but almost always beat City and United with ease. They must love/hate Manchester.

>jewish team beats muslim team
A tale as old as time

webms?

I told you guys Spurs are not bad and you didn't believe me.

Too many people reading into the form line last year under Postecoglou. All that can be safely discarded because his gameplan and philosophy was a joke.

Spurs have a really strong defence, and it's extra strong with Palhinha sitting in front of them as the anchor.

Pep needs to make phone call at halftime and get Rodrygo stat

>>150369136
yep

>>150369094
More like UNO left over chicken zinger at the bottom of the bin

>>150369039
poor lad spent his hard earn money to watch this game at the stadium just to witness his team while being surrounded by three asians, already thinking about the banter he'll suffer from at work on monday.

>>150369139
ait nouri took 5 mins or so

>>150369140
He has the grace of a walrus

Why does Poop have such a hard time beating the yids? Is he a zionist or something?

What the fuck is this line up for Manchester City? I don't know who most of these people are and their players I know are all on the bench.

>>150369134
Richarlison and Joao Pedro playing well, hexa coming

>>150369173
>Liverchad stuffs you into a bin.jpg

>turn up to manchester
>take 3 points
>take savio
>leave
nothing personnel pep

>>150369070
>loyalty from plastics
lmao

>>150369204
God I hate thin women

>>150369184
they've only spent 500m in the past year please understand

>>150369156
You fucked then innit’

what is he thinking right now?

>>150369182
One of his only redeemable qualities is his antisemitism. Catalan liberation=free Palestine and all that

>>150369070
Because the Saudi state gets their Saudi state owned companies to pour hundreds of millions in without the need for any due diligence.

Some shocking ads on TV nowadays lads. I blame the Yanks

>>150369184
The only new players are Trafford, Cherki, Reijnders and Ait-Nouri

>>150369248
Moop deep moop

>>150369266
Would betray my race for

>>150367085 (OP)
can a nigga get a webm of the goals. I'm not watching the game.

They're building a new stand and they can't even fill the seats they have. Make it make sense

>>150369228
I make an exception for prime Marquezine

Spurs go to city every season and play the exact same way and it bamboozles pep every single time. Good result for arsenal and Liverpool though.

>>150369292
Derp on le reddit, they have them posted before the stream even shows them

>>150369140
Is this the equivalent of being tall asf and not being able to dunk in apehoop?

>>150369293
The stand is for concerts in the summer

Modern adverts are absolutely horrendous

Where's dutch city supporter Achmed?

>>150369272
Who the fuck is Bob? Gonzalez? Over half the 11 are new it seems. I know Marmoush from last season but even he is kinda new.

any guys here with hard cocks right now? im not gay im just taking a survey im a scientist

I am a Zionist.

just give us the trophy already

>>150369272
Gotta admit got no idea who Oscar Bobb is

>>150369322
stop anon, i'm getting flashbacks to penis inspection day at school

>>150369317
on a phone call, please be patient

>>150369293
>fake attendance stats
>artificially dump more money through sponsor deals

>>150369321
How do you not know Bobb? He basically won City the league two years ago with his late goal against Newcastle. And Nico is the Rodri backup brought in in January, along with Marmoush.

>>150369331
hes norwegian cant u tell

>>150369162
Mamacita

>>150369331
he was out for a year with an injury or something

>>150369317
Getting his half time bucket of fried food

>>150369321
yes, City has more or less needed a squad update for a few years now, a bunch of signings were made mid-season last season and at the start of the transfer window.
Nico Gonzales was bought over that mid season window, Oscar Bobb is a slightly older signing but he got injured for the entirety of last year.

It's somehow the spursiest thing ever to be City's bogey team.

>>150369334
I hated that, the headmaster always made me stay behind after school for a special inspection

>>150369331
Bobb was supposed to be City's starting winger last season and he snapped his leg in training 1 week before the season began, so Pep had to run with untested Savinho there instead

Not really the season for Cherki stuffing yet

>>150369237
love this whore

>>150369162
manor solomon's the only jew on the team and he's injured (killing kids in gaza) rn

Stinkers from Marmoush and Trafford so far

>>150369039
he looks like he has an extra chromosome

>>150369388
I always admired how thorough my teacher was though, he really wanted to inspect my penis for as long as he had to.

>>150369343
THE Bob? And I know Nico because he looks like a little gremlin.

I wouldn't get too confident yet. Not becaue I rate Pep but because Thomas Thomas Frank will default to some real painful slopball if City score one and from there you know how the story ends.

honest thoughts on cherki

>>150369039
The girl they showed right after also looked like a downie but not was not a downie

>>150369432
That's just your standard Mancunian, they're a mutated bunch.

>>150369039
>this is NOT proper footy

>>150369388
Thats what you get for not being inspection ready the first time. I had my uncle make sure I was good to go.

>>150369358
Why are women like this? Why do they parade around their friends and family as sexual objects?

>Half time interviews
I fucking hate Amerifats and their shit influence on our game. Fuck off.

wasting the managers time at half time with an interview for no reason genuinely pisses me off

>>150369448
good every 3 games as usual

>>150369448
He's technically elite, but it remains to be seen if it can be translated into consistent output

>>150369478
it's just a game

thats a lot of empty seats. How do they have so much profit.

>HT interview
wowowowowow

>>150369039
That laundry man finna murder someone

Frank has great hair tho

>>150369478
Thats how it's done in the NBA, please get with the times

>>150369477
We dont like it either, now theyre doing in game interviews for basedball that legitimately distract the player ffs

>>150369039
>he's coming home

>>150369504
better than pep

>>150369386
Who is this semen demon?

When will Eze come on for Spurs?

>>150369478
need players and managers to give them so little as to make them scrap the idea entirely. every question just answer with nonsense or just nod your head.

New thread?

>>150369341
It's actually insane how they've faked their growth, and I know for a fact they hired someone to write fan chants for them

>>150369523
He got in trouble for pretending to be a woman

kwab

>>150369523
Northgash eater of pies.

>>150369491
Emptyhad please understand

just shoot nibba

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO
SHANTY TOWN OF SHITTY

Nathan ACK-e

>>150369505
>>150369478
nba does it while the game is in play. they should do that here too considering there is so much walking around and actually very little for a manager to do during live play any way. they should make them be out for the 15+ minutes per game.

4-0 FT

>>150369561
coach/manager mid game interview are retarded
nothing noteworthy is ever said

I WANNA BE
IN THAT NUMBER

>>150369505
and yet the prem league is so much more entertaining than 10 chimps running around AND makes more money

If Spurs win this you should bet £3 on them winning the title

>>150369570
yeah cos no one is currently good at or trained for. when you get someone in there who is an ENTERTAINER you will change your tune.

I don't understand, City was suppose to be back

foden lookin cute (no homo)

>all these horsegirls fags
>all have shit taste in horsegirls
fucking state of you lot

>>150369583
You should bet now before everyone jumps on the bandwagon

MAKE NEW THREAD BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

>>150369589
Did he get a perm?

Halando best Spurs defender.

isnt haaland suppose to be good

haaland cant do shit without A+ service. Poor man's Giroud.

lmao

state of haaland

I
CAN'T
SCORE

Is Doku fat or just stocky?

I CAN'T SCORE

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>>150369601
Gotcha bro

>>150369589
He's been shite since he got a somewhat normal haircut.

it's over for shitty

VAR?

>>150369626
what is wrong with u

ERA

>>150369626
1st

wish i had a friend like dias :(

Hope you got the top of the league screen caps because I can't see it lasting the half

Pep ruined Haaland. Where does he go after City? Italy? Back to Germany?

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>>150369665
Al-something, oil team to oil team

>>150369146
kek