Thread 150369460

That walkout just had a different energy about it. Walker's going all the way to the top. Expect him and his bro to both be champ

Cutie Chinese translator makes my heart tingle

I wantchee to fightchee the polish powerche

HAIRY PUSSY THREAD

Kek wtf is going on what are they talmbout

Walker heemed

The Walker family delivering on the memes

also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot_binding

Chinese are almost as bad as Indians when it comes to fighting. Unreal.

Another Johnny Walker title run lets gooooooo

the walkers will both be champ in 2026

Big Brazillian Bussy!

>>150369531
This is illegal in china delete this.

>>150369522
whats the appeal of pubic hair?

>>150369522
>>150369557
Big sniffs
SSSSSNIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>150369510
That's the cholesterol b

>big legs
>cannot take any kicks

???

>>150369533
Indians are next level honestly. at least this paper tiger got ranked. the only Indian fighter got kwabed in 15 seconds and his only win got permaheemed by TKZ knock-off.

Does training calves prevent you from getting taken down like that?

>>150369590
More he didn't check any kick and didn't even try to turn his leg ever.

>>150369590
Your muscles don't grow over your nerves or your knee bones.

A small army of Johnny Walkers could take over Shanghai.

>>150369533
Indians are beneath Israelis dude, Chinks at least get ranked

No wonder the steppe people had their way with the Chinese (and fucked their women)

I don't think that was a fraudcheck, Walker was always good he just couldnt control his goofy side in the cage

HERROO IMA CHINAMA I EE ZA BAAG AND FRY ZA RAAIS AND HAV VERRRY SMARRR PENIS

>Set walker up to get heemed by a power puncher prospect, wins instead
I think this has happened at least three times. The higher the likelihood of walker getting heemed the more likely it is he just wins instead

>>150369533
indian is not a race fella

>>150369641
Factual post I must surmise in surprise

>>150369641
Some1 pls find her insta

>>150369678
They arr rook the same

>>150369650
He chin is dust he just sniffed we've seen this a million times.

>>150369700
Turn off the VPN Toby or pick a less shit country

>>150369608
>>150369628
Meaning he did not condition his legs?

>>150369668
Oezdemir heemed him dead

>>150369703
they're just so hecking cute bros (georgians)

THE POST CARD SLAGS ARE HERE

>>150369703
>Xi sent sidewayers to produce mini cardio kangz
kek

What a fight night

>>150369758
I guess number 4 in purple

>>150369700
Astonishing how weak white men are to even the most homely asian broads. I say this having crippling yellow fever myself.

>>150369758
CORRRR

>>150369641
inner mongolia is occupied by china

>>150369758
would have a go at most of em tbqhwy

>>150369655
pot calling kettle black
you not only have a tiny penis you're also a midget
have fun dealing with the chinks on your own with the US around to protect you

>>150369781
I'd bet good money they'd win in a civil war for a greater mongolia, it's where all the chad asian genes wound up

>>150369758
What postcards b

>>150369655
Sit down.

>>150369758
Is this a gypsy thing or what

>>150369815
Isn't that the ethnic group mmaguru has said are honorable people, have a really cool culture and are fair fighters?

>>150369781
>The eastern Mongol tribes near and in Manchuria, particularly the Khorchin and Southern Khalkha in today's Inner Mongolia intermarried, formed alliances with, and fought against the Jurchen tribes until Nurhaci, the founder of the new Jin dynasty, consolidated his control over all groups in the area in 1593.[14] The Manchus gained far-reaching control of the Inner Mongolian tribes in 1635, when Ligden Khan's son surrendered the Chakhar Mongol tribes to the Manchus. The Manchus subsequently invaded Ming China in 1644, bringing it under the control of their newly established Qing dynasty

>>150369853
Well it's time to reinstall eu4

Loner bros, what happened?

>>150369853
Qing Meng

Inner Mongolandia. Look it up.

>>150369883
Paradox doesn't deserve your money and their games certainly don't deserve your time. Play a good game, like Civ VI.

>>150369758
They're defiantly from Liverpool

>>150369960
Don't tell them everything you goof

>>150369927
send him 2-3 years to the lou and forget

>>150369460 (OP)
Levels

It's crazy how badly Aspinall took this man's soul. Turned the scariest man in the division into a pointfighter

>>150370042
must be more traumatising than we imagine. i've never been knocked out COLD like that

>>150369460 (OP)
Lmfao, one of the funniest events in a while

just woke up and my boy charles da lou johnson pulled it off again today will be blessed

>>150369773
mid chinks make incels hard
https://www.youtube.com/@heizhenzhu/videos

>>150369541
Khamzat-esqe

>>150369531
that was the highlight of this event
>>150369541
that was the highlight of this event
>>150370036
that was the highlight of this event
>>150370079
that was the highlight of this event
>>150370156
that was the highlight of this event

>>150370156
Would drag my dick through a mile of broke glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

>>150370211
shut yo bitchass up

>>150370217
Fuck you

>>150370217
Fuck you

>>150370156
I'd put her in the prone position until my meat burst

Loner just couldnt so it this time.

the lonely loner seems to heem his mind at night

>>150370211
Based
>>150370217
Fuck you

fuck I missed the event. wrong time zone

>>150370283
Thats what i would do to every zoomshit out there if it came down to it.

apparently kai vs Elliott might have been fixed

Have we figured out the UFC translators name yet?

>>150370325
hideous gook

>>150369966
>money
Haha nice one

>>150369927
People forget man, Johnson heemed jochua van

>>150370325
Mrs. Anon (my wife)

>>150370335
Monitor

>>150370214
that's nuts

>>150370323
Based /bet/ schizo

Conor looking ready to take on anybody in the octagon

>>150370323
doo lost $30

>>150370379
Johnson vs kavanaugh esque

Buck Breaking News

>>150370383
>6 month suspension
all according to keikaku...

>>150370383
those lips lookin ready for some thick meat

>>150370383
>>150370405

he can fight again in november if he takes the anger management course

>>150370283
me when i land a nice left and then just stand still and admire it

looks tubby

>>150370414
>if he takes the anger management course
yeah b sean is doing that hunnerd percent

>>150370414
He needs anger management unironically. There are like 50 different clips where he talks about needing to genuinely supress trying to murder people who inconvenience him in traffic

>>150370338
Kek, paradox deserves to have their games pirated for the DLC shit they pull

>>150370446
he said he's gonna because he thinks he's the only one to stop khamzat and needs to get busy

>>150370459
Really a great moment all around. Curtis covering him up only to go back to threatening is the cherry on top.

Told u guys domesticated walker zeems

>>150370490
he still looked like absolute dogshit thoughbeit. he's one clean hit away from being chinned in every fight

he need to go to racism class

>>150370516
...emmentaler?

>uk prospect heemed
>chinese headliner heemed

>>150370459
Kwab dude emotes like hes hot shit then backs off when Sean walks in what a pussy

I thought Tracy and Brian were in good terms since they broke off their engagement.

>>150370516
Here's a solution, move out of vegas. Why do people keep moving to known shitheap cities when there's american cities you could live normally in? Hell Philly isn't even bad like this unless you actually go looking for it.

>>150370516
Satan
>hehehe i'm gonna send some crackhead niggers to mess with Strickland.
>I'm gonna catch him slipping
christcucks believe this happens

>>150370550
Why is she talking like a black woman

>>150370550
She's not wrong. He's the Gastelum of featherweight.

>>150370323
Why is everyone named Tim such a fraud?

>>150370564
He meant jews but if he posted that he'd be suspended from x

I watched the whole event with the boys over at shrimp's place.
I cheated on you /heem/ and I don't care, I don't feel nothin and now i'm bout to draw blood in VR boxing see yall later

So I got the picks right.
Where do I pick up my reward, a piece of Olivi's poop, in the mail? Should I send you my address?

>>150370568
Talking like you're black is something that's bled into general lower class american behavior.

>>150370443
Borrachinha vs DDP is the fight to make.
Who the fuck wants to see Israel/Borrachinha again? A win for either doesn't get them anywhere. Such bad matchmaking.

>>150370325
That's Mrs. Xiaoming Anonson.
Or Anonson Xiaoming as they would say in China.

I like how the UFC wants stars from big markets like china and America but a little stretch of mountain countries in Russia with a few hundred thousand people and no tvs keep winning

>>150370459
Holy kek. First time I saw this. Hespect for Sean for doing this. If you bark the bark, you've gotta bite the bite, also.

>>150370597
screenshot it and use it in arguments

ONE
LAST
RUN

Bros wtf I missed the card. I thought it was tomorrow morning

Walker vs guskov is 100% the fight

>>150370568
She's talking like an average Hispanic woman in America.

>>150370762
uh bappa that post is in english

The Scariest Man in UFC History (pictured on the right)

Good video
Some of you can learn a lot from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usAi8-BKS3M

I really don't see Tom losing to this group.

How we feeling goofball bros?

No UFC events until September 6th.

>>150370812
I do, since he literally already did lose to #4 Curtis Blaydes.

>>150370634
Jesus fuck, no one in this pic looks normal. Lmao

missed the card

>>150370837
Fluke.

How long can Aspinall duck Derrick Lewis?

>>150370848
All his losses are flukes, all his wins are master classes. Simple ass.

>>150370564
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ycY1bZf8c
One day you'll realize that the heem belongs to the Lord

>>150370859
You joke but Derrick Lewis is an actual nightmare style matchup for Aspinal.

>>150370812
Like it or hate it Gane is the toughest matchup for Asspain in the division....

>>150370828
/cfb/ and /nfl/ both heemed Dana.

>>150370844
i passed out before the main card, im watching it now

Did Michel Pereira really get instaheemed by a full time police officer? Holy fucking fall from grace.

How many bongs woke up early for this shit

his name is literally moneyberg

>>150370937
Shemale pereira got zeemed by the doofus brother kyle

why the fuck are the heems locked behind third world shit hole time zones? fuck Dana

EU won

Gane was out striking Jon on the feet before Jones started shooting takedowns. I seriously doubt Tom would have been able to strike with somebody like that, he is way too reckless the way he got clipped by Pavlovich and dropped by Blaydes.

>>150370881
I think he beats most of the guys ranked over him right now as well

If Curtis Blaydes can sit you on your ass with a jab then Jon Jones would use you like a heavybag.

Prior to this card I was told the daukaus brothers are cans, johnny walker is washed, and aljo cant strike by the brilliant minds at heem

>>150371046
daukaus are bums, walker is washed, and anyone can out strike ortega lmao

>>150371046
You are welcome man

>>150370973
yeah but he has that dawlg im afraid to admit
he was getting pieced but it was like he didnt even know it

>>150370973
Gane is Aspinall's worst nightmare at HW. Aspinall's gameplan is to run right into firefights and survive due to his huge size advantage and monster chin. Gane is the perfect counter.

Ironically, Aspinall is the worst matchup for Jon Jones because Jon only throws pitter patter punches. Unless he gets a lucky leg break against Tom he has no chance of winning.

>>150371060
washed fighters don't beat young undefeated prospects

Bet the house on Ortega I say

>>150371046
I was told that my dead daddy raped me and that I needed BBC pozz daddy dicks in my DDP's but I don't even really know what half of that shit even means.

>>150371069
chinese fighters and asian fighters overall just aren't it man

Where is johnny walker ko posted

>>150371060
this. the daukaus/pereira fight was the equivalent of pressing two jelly beans together to see which squishes first

>>150371098
UFC Fightpass

>>150370973
Gane is fucking shit its time to admit it

>>150371046
>daukaus brothers are cans
True
>johnny walker is washed
Also true
>and aljo cant strike
True again!

Michel was always a complete meme who won via outroiding his opponents. Can't do that once you get higher in the division. Zhang was declared the next coming of Christ for barely beating Smiff. The division is so bad that no one bothered to question it. Aljo and Ortega are grapplers. Aljo doesn't have to fear hospital Ortega's power like he did Sean O'Memey when he cowered like a bitch and begged Sean on his hands and knees not to murder him.

>>150371046
That was all true. It just shows you that
>Pereira is a bum
>Zhang is a bum
>Ortega is a bum
That's what we learned

T City will heem.

>>150371116
The heavyweight champion of UFC? Yeah that guy was shit.

lmfao this lil nigga got exposed making up translations

cool comeback from walker. low calf kick and zhang was done. good to see walker go for immediate ground and pound instead of control or playing the guard

my name is joe johnson. i’m from da lou

Why are Asians so shit at fighting?

>>150371167
bruce lee took all the skill, selfish fuck

I've never heard a fighter demand less pay. Why is that?

>>150371183
Ahem.

>>150371167
You tell me

>>150371205
But I asked you?

>>150370283
Da louie is a hooper I was finna tryna warn you...

>>150371167
Too low testo

Just how bad is Smiff

>>150371239
lionshit? yeah fucking landfill tier

Dang

>>150371255
Wonder how many tattoos he got in 2025

>>150371255
kino heem

Helwani is getting word from multiple sources Charles Johnson has just found a heads up penny in the parking lot. He will be following this story closely, stay tuned.

Bronson Johnson Manson?

ITS ANUDDA CENTURY OF HUMILIATION

>>150371305
shoulda went with monson b but that's prolly before ya time

Helwani confirmed via Twitter early this morning that fighter Charles Johnson got a really great deal on cheerios from Aldi.

>>150371255
Baby on the way Charles Johnson can make a run at flyweight

>>150371317
Manson was before that doe

Ari and Ariel both worship Azazel, they need to stop hating eachother

>>150371046
as last week proved most posters here know less about fighting than fightfairy

>>150370379
He was wilding trying to ko Connor, he just gave him the poirier treatment

so glass chin Walker decided that it was time for one last run (he's getting brutally KO'd in next fight) and ruin project China?

my favorite heemsters are the ones that think every anonymous pick is being made earnestly

>>150371291
>Helwani
>>150371320
>Helwani
>>150371388
>Ariel
stop posting about this muppet. he doesn't deserve to be a name in the sport

>>150371403
there's no such thing as project China because nobody wakes up to watch that shit at 6am

Could it be argued Charles Johnson is a bum or just inconsistent? Like to win against Joshua Van, Su Mudarji and Loneer Kavanagh upcoming fighters but lose to Ode Osbourne, Cody Durden and Brandon Royval hes either a bum or inconsistent

>>150370881
>>150370983
It's weird that tom never had to go through the lewis check
honestly, just put him on that white house card vs tom regardless of title fight outcome
king heem vs speedy tom will sell billions

>>150371452
ever heard of time zones?

>>150371490
You have to make it so most countrys can watch it, this card was literally while the world was sleep, couldnt the chinese have the event in the morning or the afternoon so we get a normal starting time?

>>150371465
>A big black man decapitating a Brit on the White House lawn
Damn it's perfect

>>150371490
Time doesn't exist in China ever since the poisonous smog that engulfed the country blocked out the sun.

>>150371449
NO!!!

>>150371526
>>150371452
All American main cards are like 5 or 6am for yuros so stop being such a bitch

technically tom is now blacker than gane

Kek this is like a playground beatdown

>>150371603
I had all my money and hope on chinaman and that fucker folds up like my folding chair.

Asians can't fight because the asian mind is culturally wired to focus on procedure rather than principle, so when you're dealing with an activity with a fast rate of change and adaptation like fighting they can't navigate the gradient problems between learned scenario A and learned scenario B

>>150371603
what even happened? did his leg give out or did he fracture something?

welcome to the life of someone not from new world. it was just a single card.

>>150371645
Zhang bet against himself

>>150371634
That's not true at all

I didnt know the fights were on in the morning. I missed them. Oh well. I read the main event was boring.

>>150371255
Shiiiiiiiet that's good an all but he's really gotta be buying some new jewellery maybe a Bentley shieeeeetttt maybe some will be left over for the baby but I don't know meng shiiiiettt.

We cannot follow their twitter.

GLORY: https://www.youtube.com/live/bqk0P5wBYtQ?si=1yZ8qramDk61O8Ck

not watching that crap

>>150370283
Based Inner G.

I think this general might actually fall off page 10 at some point durign the next 2 weeks. It's gawlna be tawlf, b.
I'll try to bump it every now and then with, perhaps, some memes, or perhaps even some combat talk. I might just post pictures of Steven Segal.

it must be so shit not being funny

>>150371925
They don’t roll like dat in Da Lou.

>>150372008
we're all gonna be watching college football and nfl, heems galore

>>150372044
We don't watch that gay shit

>>150371603
The Bulgarian anon warned everyone early in the card that Zhang would lose. He was heemed by this guy.

Yellowfevercels:

How are we feeling? I am referring, of course, to Lone'er's loss.
I felt that him being a prominent favourite was a little unfair. Charles Johnson is no joke, despite the fact that he has never had a highly-touted top 15 opponent.
I'm sure you were looking upon Lone'er as your own hapa child, as I was, during the fight. We were so proud....... Gah......
Oh boy..... It's tough seeing your kid lose like that. But we need to support him. There will be times when our own hapa son will come back after a bad day at school - perhaps beaten up by a bully; or our hapa daughter, bullied by less cute white girls who suck at math. It's all part of life. It's part of being a father.

We're in the dark right now, but a still more glorious dawn awaits. Not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise.

Peace, love, and hespect.

>>150370568
Americans idolize nwords

>9-1
don't mess with da lou! KWAB

>>150370383
RIP

>>150372044
I physically can't watch a sport with too many black people in it (no racist).

>wake up
>chug cold brew coffee
>rip disposable vape
>shit my brains out
Ahh, time to get this day started.

>>150372138
You literally have sex with male to female transsexuals.

>>150372077
???

If Joshua Van is anything to go by, Losing to Charles Johnson might mean that youre gonna be a title contender

>>150369703
GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME

>>150372138
cool blog post bro! updooted!

>>150372186
Nothing stopping you, b

I quit coffee once and didn't shit for like a week afterwards

>>150372161
Quite, quite.

>>150372077
>Charles Johnson is no joke, despite the fact that he has never had a highly-touted top 15 opponent.
he heemed the #1 contender like 6 months ago

>>150372299
>>150372299
BEFORE he was a top contender.
I knew some asshole would say that.

HOW DID ORTEGA SURVIVE THIS?!?!?!?!

>>150372340
Bumling.

>>150372340
now post the clip the next round where aljo feinted low and then rocked Ortega with the left high

>>150372340
was this fight any good? fell asleep before the main card

statement making victory from charles johnson. would love to see him fight a complete no name on the apex prelims next

Another easy two 29-28 and a respectful giveaway third round to the veteran hallawfaymer, elusive jab maxxing light work for zalbeast

>>150372395
The whole card was shit

>>150372340
I'm disappointed in Sterling.This poor performance really does nothing for his title contendership. He's a lame version of Merab.

>>150369792
Tipical weak white cuck bullyng japanese
Becuase black bulls bullied you in school and indians/mexicans/Venezuelas/ are taking all the jobs.

I really hopeyou get stabed by a black.

>>150372405
They've got to give him a ranked opponent next. I doubt anyone expect him to do well against ranked opponents, but he has earned it.

>>150372424
why doesn't Emmett just fight like ige. fili, woodson instead of topuria, Murphy, zalal?

>>150372467
if you wanna be the best you gotta beat the best

First of all Shalom.

Secondly, is this card worth pirating or nah?

>>150372505
If you like to see bums fights

>>150370812
gane is heeming this bum stiff and then sucking him off to completion

>>150372528
say no more

gane is literally incapable of heeming anyone stiff

>>150372505
What card

>>150372340
Ortega won the handsome contest, althoughever

>>150372443
Absolutely bodied that mutilated freak

>>150372467
he already lost to ige

Just got back from my trip to China to watch the big event live. Wow! It was crazy seeing Johnny Walker do that! Yes11 When I was in China I had sex with probably 50 women. Big white cock! I even bagged two of the flight attendants on my way back home mid-flight in the toilet. MMmm, midflgith sushi taste good. Heh. Cheerio!

i want to fuck nina drama

Sterling v Ortega, fight of the year

the belt, khamzat...

>>150372340
but when yoel does it he is called one of the most exciting fighters ever

>>150372743
Yoeldickriders have hopefully all died out by now.

>>150372424
josh emmett and it’s not even close

>>150372710
Start saving up b she'll be on onlyfans accepting bookings by 2028

How many bings heard it's a early card today

michel pereira is getting flatlined by regional tiers again wtf

>>150369703
Clearly Chinese spies sent to secure Merab's genetic material to produce genetically enhanced athletes

They brought back Daukaus as a layup for Pereira and he LOST

>>150370283
>>150370036
Been a long time Malaysia

>>150372757
Always knew Emmett was a mensch

>>150371603
Back of the head, should have been DQ'd

>>150369700
Are finlands so ugly?

Walker's career is kinda like Reem's in that he was this big striker chasing heems like a dawg only to go tactical once his chin turned to dust

Loners mom getting railed MMMM-MM

please don't insult reem like that

>>150373098
Reem was always chinny (just like Walker funnily enough)

Why do you guys call him shrimp?

>>150373231
I tried to reply with an explanation twice and the posts never showed up

>>150372008
We'll have to try

>>150373458
And Chael dominated Rampage

Belel should be cut

>>150373458
Half of these names are made up like what the fuck is Boris Jonstomp

Just made some french toast again, with egg this time, and let me tell you the difference is remarkable.

>>150373531
bappa don't open this can of worms

Guys, I would NOT want to be Volkanovski's brain right now

I always knew Boris Jonstomp was the biggest whatif in MMA history. I knew it.

>>150373629
This kid is unbelievable!

philip brooks mma

>“Firstly, I just want to say I’m sorry,” Kavanagh wrote on his Instagram story.

>“Secondly, I want to say thank you to my team and the amazing people around me.

>“My team is amazing. It was my fault entirely. I made stupid mistake and got caught.

>“I’ll be back better than ever. This won’t happen again.”

This is how you respond to a loss. My feelings: rejuvenated. My spirit: balanced. Our future: Splendiferous.

loneer kavanaugh is just another brazilian

I watched nearly the entire event and there was not a single fighter I could not beat with ease.

TWO LUNGS DOWN. NOT OUT.

Based Ben.

>>150373983
Same, but even more so.

>>150374003
walker is irish. we traded him for ian garry a long time ago

I bet on zhang but I'm glad Walker won, I shouldnt have bet against SOVL

>>150373985
That's rich coming from a ONE and Bellator alum.

Rewatching Conor's old fights because the UFC uploaded the full marathon of his wins, and remembering Joe's blatant anti-Conor commentary in all of his fights. He was so annoying. For instance Conor is beating the face of Diaz in the rematch and Joe is going, verbatim, "Diaz can sense that Conor is fading RADICALLY here. Chants of Diaz are RINGING through the stadium!!" Meanwhile the entire stadium is doing the Irish O LAYYYY O LAYYYY. I don't know what it was but he really hated Conor.

>>150374061
I'm the opposite. I bet on Walker but sad that Zhang lost in fron of the Chinese crowd. Of course, I am spiritually Asian, so that might be why.

Johnny Walker is a propah Oirish chap

>>150373985
>what does seeing a great striker throw strikes at you do
This is why ben is a bum

>>150374097
The only time I've heard a UFC crowd do that is for Conor, is it not an Irish thing?

That's rich coming from someone who doesn't have his own lungs.

>>150374141
Number of women he has slept with on that couch: 0.

>>150374141
Crazy how I have so much things in common with rockhold, I wonder if he also has a crown vic inside his kitchen

nina drama is affiliated with conor's krew
odds she let goob double tap dat shit?

I hav emy first blood-shot eye for many years this week. I feel like such a man. Such a hunk. Maybe I am living too dangerously. Too much pressure on my manly shoulders.

umm.. you’re chinese

>>150374236
she met danis through pereira

>>150374236
she’s not chopped enough for the goobsters tastes

sometimes i think to myself......what's really stopping me from just finding Dana and beating the shit out of him until he promises to make better cards?

>>150374410
and she met daner through playboy
>>150374461
idk what chopped means but goob doesnt exclusively pursue fat chicks

>>150374476
#rapedana

>>150374476
you mean raping him right

>>150374476
You won't do shit, kid.

raping dana in missionary and creampieing his ass

>>150374076
I've explained this phenomenon before. There's a type of "just one of the guys", blue collar man who has a natural antipathy for the Indigo child wunderkind. Joe Rogan is one of those types, that's why his guys are Matt Sera, DC, the Diaz brothers, dudes who are just dudes and look like the meme of the boomer Facebook pfps. Think of them as spiritual cops, "good ole boys", "hard workers", their dads were dock workers and welders, they network, they grab beers. Then all the sudden a transcendent talent like Conor shows up and starts knocking the good ole boys and hunting partners like Chad Mendes out. He's going around in a mink, he was born for this, he doesn't work as hard as them yet he's better than them, he's smarter and better on the mic, whereas the good ole boys think wordy words are for faggots, why use many word when few word do trick, tough man let fists do talking. He's not one of the boys, he's a star. They all resent this type of person, that's why DC was such a great foil for Jon (and of course, couldn't help but beef with Conor). So that's what you're hearing when Joe commentates Conor's fights, he's usually taking the side of a good ole boy like Denis Siver and talking up how he's a grisled veteran and Conor has his work cut out for him taking on such a real man, while Conor is piecing him up, barely trying and knocks him out in short order.

Is being from Da Lou the best base for MMA?

>>150374726
unquestionably

who has a glory stream?

>>150374163
Yeah he's got a bedroom for that silly

>>150374535
You can see in Conor's eyes that he's barely holding back his urge for nonconsensual coitus

>>150374476
Probably the bodyguards

>grabs your shoulder
>”oy luv say that in engrish”

if you watch anime just know i want to heem you brutally

>>150374761
grape

One simply murders Dana White

Justin Gaethje

Arman is a cross eyed retard

>>150374842
These chicks are a music group signed to a record label owned by Conor. Their careers depend on their ability to keep his cock drained every now and then, there's nothing nonconsensual going on here

>Britoid constantly seething every time Conor is mentioned
I thought it's the Irish who are supposed to be mindbroken

>>150374803
last week i watched the first season of rezero in one day come heem me

>>150374868
Justin Gatheejee

how will this weeks cards affect shavkats standing in the pound for pound rankings

DANA IS TRYING TO KILL US

nobody could heem me

>>150375089
*heems him*
I'M THE BEST BOXER

If you want to get to Dana you have to get through me.

*Unsheathes katana*

>>150370283
>>150370298
Hapa mutt exposed in ting ting steele fashion, white soiboys who marry gooks produce these manlet incels, next thing this mutt will do is shoot up a school.

I fear if Dana was brutally murdered that the jews would hire someone even worse

Khazmat should be sent to the front lines in Ukraine

Kavanaghbros... where do we go from here?

I don't like Ariel Helwani

Nicksick seems to be an excellent coach for primitive knuckle dragging lunks like Frankie Killkids and Johnny Stumble

Isn't there a Glory event happening right now?

No heems? wtf am I supposed to do on a Saturday night fuck you Dana

>>150375442
My stream is showing ads from another sport I relay in dismay

>>150375354
Shoot up a school or he can do porn like that giga rich hapa whore in facial abuse

>>150375442
no streams

*observes the thread*

>>150375496
I can't even find a stream lmao the state of this organization

>>150375535
>life ruining
I can guarantee some porn addict crypto bro put a ring on it

>>150375442
it ended b

>>150375602
Who cares? Any woman i marry will have gone through the same thing because i like to fuck women in the mouth. There is no possible wife for me with an unfucked mouth, why not this one?

>>150375623
That would explain it

>>150375648
This is what I mean. There's always some guy out there that doesn't give a shit and she'll have a house and money for starbucks.

>>150375602
You’re actually right. Some dork ass dude married her.

Johnny walker is who DDP wishes he was

>>150375602
It wasn't about the money though, she didn't get spit roasted and fucked in the ass for the money, her parents were goldman-sachs bankers, her dad was the vice-president.

How do I talk to girls

>>150375847
Walker had a gameplan and executed it
Showed his veteran experience and ring IQ

>>150375863
you guys get too hung up on random shit. it clearly wasn't life ruining if she's married now.

>>150375910
See >>150375401

Where can I listen to music goobers “record label” has released?

i think it would greatly benefit the ufc if they removed post fight interviews for all the fighters except for teh co maiun and main events. i do think ppl are less likely to tune into ufc after listening to how stupid teh fighters are as well as having to listen to fighter after fighter begging dana for their lives. something to think about for the paramount takeover

>>150375885
why would you do that. they don’t have shit to say

>>150375863
Goldman Sachs has over 1000 "Vice Presidents"

if charles had quit before the islam fight for some mysterious reason, would he have gone down as a khabib level goat?

>>150375885
Be yourself.

>>150375885
To what end

>>150376156
Yes.

>>150375983
Buy Xzibits latest Album Kingmaker and don't forget to subscribe to the Sweet Love YouTube channel

>>150375863
The broad did it the day of or after her 18th birthday to spite her dad when he got pissed at her getting the boot from college. One of the all time biggest woman moments ever. She also did three videos not just one lol.

>>150375930
I don't think she is married, she tried to do some ''art documentary'' on youtube couple of years ago and the comments were filled trillions of dudes shitposting about her drinking piss and cum followed by her immediately deleting her channel so yeah it did ruin her upper class life.

I wouldn't say it was random though cause the women who star in facial abuse are always 30-40 year old crackheads doing it for the next dose, this dirty hapa mutt did it the second she turned 18 and she came from banker families, it's like upper echelon illuminati stuff.

>>150376409
Combat sports?

>>150376409
how did deleting a youtube channel ruin her upper class life? it's what you want but not what is. you need to let it go.

>>150376409
Fairly certain she's been engaged or something, she pops up every now and again on here. On /fit/ people were speculating how a decently in shape fitizen could probably scoop her up pretty easy if you didn't care about the video. She's aged pretty well.

>>150376480
gay shit

who cares

>>150376079
We should ban brazilian post fight interviews, it would shave at least 15 mins off the run time.

>>150376531
This but speaking in public in general

fine them every time they touch the microphone

just dont pay them at all

Dana White you bumbling bald bastard

I usually don't believe the leftist trope about how the billionaires are so oppresive and shit, but with Dana it's like you hit the nail on the head. Absolute fucking bastard, hope all his kids get brutally murdered and he himself gets his balls cut off

>>150376531
>>150376559
>>150376593
>>150376605
Fantastic suggestions.

>the leftist trope about...billionaires [being greedy]
Estonia really is a humiliation for the whole of europe

>>150376409
Seems like she's pretty closely associated with a pretty elite university. Still sounds pretty upper class.

Like sentient potatoes that can fix things

>>150376409
I see it as karmic redemption, bankers are scumbag hyenas who rob the average joe with loans and interest

What ever happened to Ryan Hall?

>>150376670
What about Larry Fink?

>>150376787
Damn straight bruder hh if I could facially heem Ari Emmanuel's daughter and sell the evidence for cat food money and internet notoriety I'd do it in a heartbeat

>>150375602
You know they did, don't pretend to be psychic faggot

>>150376793
He wished ill upon Dana and his family.

>>150376173
Romantic

>>150376891
Then you need to follow Messico's excellent advice

>>150376879
I do that every day, don't see me dropping off the face of the earth

>>150376922
Fuck

>>150376832
LMAO right on b

What is Alexa Grasso had a tiny little meng, would that be better or worse?

>>150377020
PAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>you will follow this
*plaplaplap*

Dee freaking Devlin

*ahem*

Aaron Pico.

Kody steele has been spotted entering the facial abuse building

>>150376161
>>150375885
this

>What is
good morning saar

Kody Steer

ting ting steel

Can't stop thinking about Sterling vs Ortega

>>150377317
is this a remake of mask?

>>150377311
This

>>150376501
She's rich and asian. As long as that type of woman dodges the bog, they look fine until they are 40.

Have perlims started yet?

>>150377379
its the elephant man

I'm bored. what are we using for an ai image generator these days? i wanna be a degenerate

Kelvin Gastelum

>>150377560
Do Sanko

>>150377558
uhh wtf that shits real

>no UFC next week
Dana knew better than to go up against Tony and Till (and Rockhold and Danis)
https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/130954-mf-dazn-x-series-22-ring-of-thrones

>>150377372
Well I'm gay and I can't help but agree

>>150377690
Are you the tom aspinall fan

How would this guy do against johnny walker

>>150377317
what a dumb concept

>>150377754
We've seen what walker can do to thick legs so maybe thin legs are the solution?

>>150369525
>oogabooga
wheereda w.....
oog?

I can't help but feel like my history of sexual abuse has affected my choice of UFC fighters to support

Im the guy that bet on Kyle daukas

>>150377836
Same (Gane is my favorite fighter)

>>150377836
I've never been sexually abused but Gane is my favourite fighter

>>150377921
You know what they say. Bet da house on Daukaus or end up in Dachau.

>>150377836
SS brother

>>150376787
From that optic, she’s kinda based, ngl.

I'm so frightfully lonely

>>150378150
When I hit rock bottom this book cured my depression. I hope it will do the same for you.

>>150378173
That's a jpg

>>150378150
No, you’re not, Dawg.

>>150377754
Breaks his faggy hue legs with a cheque

>>150378150
You cannot suffer in Finland unlike where I am

Danis is undefeated in MMA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgLQbsFPsNU
Thanks bappas

Tick tock tommy

>>150378297
at least post gane or something b, not someone tom already destroyed

>>150378377
Derrick Lewis

>>150378377
Fluke of a win b. Regardless the new Pavlovich is a nightmare matchup for Asspinal

>>150378462
Flukes don't exist in MMA

UFC just signed this undefeated prospect

HOLD ME NOW

>>150378408
Unironically a nightmare matchup for Tommy

>>150378284
Remember when heemcels boyed this bum?

>>150378284
Huh that song is banned in belgium
>>150378462
Pavlovich will murder shitspinshit in the rematch

The thing is that Aspinall hasn't fought Pavlovich after he fought Aspinall

Aaron "Pavlovich" Pico

>>150378536
Many a shabbos lurk these halls I shiver and quiver

>>150370036
HEEMED BY JOHNNY WALKER INFRONT OF ALL YOUR CHINESE FANS..
So they're putting him into a prison camp now, right?

>>150378515
based

I liked some of the fights of the chink card but absolutely HATED the audience.
They were really annoying with their chanting and their weird screams

>>150378618
bit like the french cards then

>>150378631
You're lucky I take anger management classes

>>150378653
i'm also lucky you're french

x hasn't fought y yet, so that means x is a fraud, despite x not having even had the chance to fight y, because he had to go through a, b and c before.

>>150378670
And I'm glad you're british

x, y and z on the card? man, UFC fell off completely.

French women are whores and built for BBC (Big British Cock)

>>150378676
yes he's clearly ducking y

>>150378676
>>150378717
I could beat them all up

In many ways i am undefeated but not a prospect

>>150378676
>>150378717
Care to extrapolate?

>>150378742
sure, just read every /heem/ thread for the past 5 years, and you'll get the full background as this is literally all that is talked about

also
>>150378749
>>150378749
>>150378749
new

>>150378742
he's seething because his boy x is a fraud