Thread 150369646

man shitty edition
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IT GOES
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ANIME IS FOR PAEDOPHILE SCUM

Man City will win the league by at least eight points

can't believe I rated Cherki. i don't know anything about football

Anime

"Omar Mardouche"
Thoughts on that as a slander nickname?

>Marmoush
>Ekitike tomorrow
...there I even say it?

this nigga name "bob"

City are finished. They can't handle counter attacks anymore.

More like Manchester Stinky haha

Is Ederson fighting with Pep or what's going on?

>Johnson
Tard

>>150369685
No refunds?

Why is Spurs super effective against Man City? They get battered by everyone else.

>>150369687
even worse, he's OSCAR Bobb, giga-dork name

>oasis get back together
>city are shit again

>>150369692
Pep just needs a new toy to play with.

>lowiqson
Get him off

>>150369695
kek, this always gets a laugh out of me

Welcome to...?

City have given up kek. EZ title win for Liverpool.

Stream plox

>>150369688
So open without Rodri autistically standing on the edge of his own box stopping every counter

so which unlimited funds "project" team is pep moving to next?

>>150369679
omar marmaduke

I feel like cherki was about to start popping off

>>150369715
the thunderdome by the looks of it

>richarlison is....LE GOOD?
how did frank unironically manage to unlock him?

got me some vodka

>>150369695
This and the pigs bullying the dog is the only AI slop I've keked at

>>150369709
>like clockwork

madferit

>>150369720
lemonparty.org

>>150369715
Why is he on the bench

>>150369715
>foden

How can a professional footballer thats a forward not have a good first touch?

Haaland is a waste of space

>>150369720
Stremio with ustv addon

>>150369679
Sounds like someone I know

Sure Spurs are the title favourites now.

>>150369720
socceronline.me

>>150369728
He probably gives him praise and hugs. He has a needy face

touch of rapist

>>150369723
Glasgae Rangers

>>150369728
by believing in him

>>150369705
Spurs beat Chelsea who beat PSG. They're elite.

>>150369743
>>150369747
>>150369736
Cheers lads

>>150369746
Lol how, Liverpool will win it ez pz

>>150369715
Damn he looks ill

>>150369707
my beautiful wife golshi

Buying english shitters=money thrown into the trash bin

>>150369753
aren't they bankrupt?

>>150369766
who are you even referring to?

>>150369762
They cant defend

Spurs will bottle this

How many headers is the pigeon man gonna fuck up?

>>150369720
ppv (dot) to

>city losing on possession
Pep's gonna lose it.

>>150369766
But the only English player they bought is Trafford, the other retards being retards on the midfield are French, Spanish and Dutch.

i wonder how beloved haaland would be if he chose english nationality.

>What happened to the team that played Wolves?
well they are not playing against Wolves now

>Doku
IQ of a dishcloth

>Liverpool wins lol
Nice semen slurping league you got there bongs

holy fuck everyone at city is completely shitting the bed. weak mind FC

>>150369780
Going band for band with Haaland

>>150369777
Probably just seething in general as it's tourist season

>>150369755
The duck are you on about? >we never beat Chelsea, not since the season Conte was sacked

MODS

Bernardo Silva and Doku have actually made City worse

why is the epl lacking in so much skill? the amount of shitty touches is embarrassing

>>150369804
arrest this man

>just two years ago people in would call haaland goat and no he would barely make it to a bottom of the table starting 11
Absolute state of scandinavian "footballers"

>>150369804
Wtf man no woman no children

I WANNA BE
IN THAT NUMBER

i come back onto /sp/ for a match thread for the first time in over a year and this fucking FREAK is still here

who's the black assisstant for pep?
never seen pep with a black assisstant before

Oh oh mestizaje maldito strikes again

>>150369817
Liverpool play on Monday.

>"This looks nothing like the City we saw at Molineux last week"
Well yeah...they were playing against fucking Wolves. Fucking Christ man these commentators

Brennan Johnson PFA player of the year 2025/26 say it back

>Silva
Hahahahahahahahaha

>i clicked it
i dont want to go to jail ..

Wake up, Johnson

>>150369830
>>150369831
Daring synthesis

>>150369829
Kolo Toure. Pep is reformed from his racist past

>>150369840
wolves are good m8
they're this years nott forest

>>150369840
Even shitty wolves exposed citehs awful defense at times

>>150369830
>>150369831
hivemind

>>150369811
Oh yeah, I confused PSG with Chelsea. But both Chelsea and Spurs must be good if they beat the Champions League winners.

Why is romero so black?>>150369646 (OP)

>>150369829
never seen any? what do you think you wiped your feet on when you came in?

>>150369831
>>150369830
What the fuck

this is a shockingly bad match

City used to just buy all the best players and could dominate the ball. Now they have random side characters and NPCs who can play like Pep usually does.

>>150369844
it back

Half of the city squad should be in a retirement home

>>150369872
If you support spurs it's the exact opposite

Lads I find it pretty funny that City is losing to Spurs 2-0

Romero is darker than half the black players. Also the ref is paid off by Abu Dabi

thomas frank is going to potentially go on a world class tear here. top manager.

Pep slopball Vs Frank pragmatismball

>>150369847
I also clicked it thinking it was a half-time slagkino webbum because I'm not watching this game
now I've been duped a fucking ch*lean of all things

>>150369852
holy shit, i know his face was recognizable but never came to my mind, so THE kolo toure is now pep's assisstant huh...

lmao

>>150369865
Indio genes, he's one of the more indio-looking players we have in the NT, could have passed as an East Asian caveman, same thing with Molina.

>Poois
Why the fuck did they give him a new contract? Genuinely 0/10 player

richarlison chimping out again

>>150369847
have 4chanx installed, it loads them up even when you mouse over

its problematic, will have to turn it off even when its useful. I am NOT going down for noncing

Why is richarlison always chimping out

>>150369902
Hard to believe anyone outindio lautardo

anyone here bruised their ribs before? me and another fella ran into each other at full speed at a footie match a week ago and it still hurts to laugh in one side of my chest
how long does that shit take to heal?

>>150369896
sure dave

>RicharLION chimpout
sovl is back on the menu

>>150369906
Homegrown player quota rules probably

>>150369909
fiery latin temperament

>richarlison knows he's getting subbed
>decides to mindbreak city before he goes
big brain move here

>>150369907
Latin Passion

>>150369890
Yeah it was really great seeing his team win the supercACK

All pep's great team relied on top back wingers yet motherfucker went full retard and now plays mediocre players on those positions.
People talk about Rodri but city's biggest loss was Kyle walker, that ugly retards pace covered for lots of defensive mistakes and allowed to always have another player close to the opponent's box, it's absolutely incredibly no one at the club seems to realize this.

tiziano reijnders masterclass

>>150369908
for me its still opening all new images/gifs in a new tab like in the days of old
i don't click on webms

>>150369911
>how long does that shit take to heal?
weeks but the pain slowly goes away in days
you'll be fine

ROMERO THE PEACEMAKER HAHAHAHA
COISTY CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! XD

>>150369890
>tottenshart getting his hopes up
lol, we both know how this season will end

>>150369908
oi m8 have you age verified yourself to view cp?

>>150369910
His phenotype is closer to that of a chieftain, Romero is his bodyguard, Molina is one of the peasants forced to do farm labour.

>>150369911
2 more weeks

This game is about to get ZESTY

City can't even string 3 passes together. Xavi Simons, Rodrygo where are you?

screaming @ trafford
has this cunt ever played in goal before?

Porro has an eye for a pass

>>150369946
yeah he conceded a total of zero goals in the championship last season

>trafford
Where is blud going

Wow he is back from the dead.

fondinho in

>>150369946
"Ederson starts at Brighton"
>brutal

I could HEEM every single City customer in this thread.

Big dogs coming on

>>150369954
and Foden is dead inside

Ederson to Trafford is the biggest downgrade since De Bruyne to Cherki

Haaland score a fucking goal

Watch Frank put on Tel and blow this game

Damn this nigger Pep Fraudiola really gonna let those Tottenham kikes win huh

Klaus told me in the previous thread Reindeer wasn't bang average KEK

>>150369975
This aint Wolves lad

Trafford is never playing for Man City again lol

>>150369982
we don't use that word here

>>150369958
Yeah all zero of them

>>150369984
wolves are good though
they're this years nott forest

>>150369976
Hmmm

>>150369985
is it his fault the team can't score goals?

>>150369993
man, can i get at least 1 thread without jeets in them
so many of them on 4chan lately

>All you want from your subs is to get involved in the game
Genius insight again from Coisty

>doku
le no end product man

Why does doku always do that weird leg flick

>>150369911
Youre just getting old

WHERE THE BLUD IS THIS TRAFFORD GUY GOING EVERY TIME

Its spurs title to lose.

so how will the spurs choke this one?

The fuck is Trafford doing lmao.

Gay ass limp

Fucking Trafford man

Totnum gonna win the league lads

>>150370013
>>150370015
le tricky feet ngubu

Do we want pep to leave?

>>150370035
No he's comedy gold.

3 pens for city coming right up. the fa hate us

How does Van de Ven worth right now realistically?

does Trafford think he's Neuer?

>>150370035
Ange should replace him

>>150370035
He's a necessarily evil when clubs like arsenal and liverpool exist who will/would've walk(ed) the league without him

Even though Haaland hasn’t scored he’s actually played pretty well
Which is concerning for City that even with a good Haaland they can’t win.

Want to know how you can end the time wasting?
Just stop the fucking clock when the ball is not in play. Its not really hard.

>>150370035
cesc going to go to a bigger club
como will get pep to replace him

poop fraudiola

>>150370035
hell no. who will you call a bald fraud then?

Rodri got COOKED (no cap)

>>150370055
games would take too long

>poop

realistically, is he a bald fraud?

still time for spuds to bottle this

The city customers thought they were back after defeating dogshit wolves

This is the team that won 5 leagues in a row?

>>150370067
They would take the exact same amount of time.

SHEIKH SAVE ME AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Betting £10 on spurs drawing this

How many scratches will be on Peps face post match?

That tnt commentary is starting to piss me off.

>>150370083
No this is now Manchester DEIy, very different team.

>>150370089
Better use of that would be sub to some OF for a month

we mindbroke this bald fraud and this arab shit club

>>150370055
they should introduce that for extra time only

>>150370089
Thank you for your donation

>>150370098
>Kudos
>Papa Sarr
Fucking hate this hun so much

>Washed at 25
Foden is the new Sterling indeed

Why do they still pass it to Doku?

>>150370013
>>150370015
Niggas really be thinking they Neymar, they just forget the can score with both feet

Modern football is unbearable and I have no idea how they manage to keep this scam going.

>better use of that would be to simp for some whore
I'd rather give my money to Hamas

City gotta keep starting Trafford, he's gonna have some hilarious moments over the season

new idea. Replace the official ball with pic related

just woke up, what's going on

uhm what megan rapinoe just came on for spurs??

>>150370123
Instantly transported back to being a 7 year old. Cheers anon.

nice try

That one attack was better than anything from city today

What is it about spurs that man city cant beat them? It it simply that man city players see a trophyless team in front of them and dont really care and spurts are always ""trying""" to make a statement by beating city every season?

>Poois
So so bad

>>150370109
fat wife, low class family, lots of kids.
dude is drained.

mad how easy this game has been for tottenham hotspur to manage

>>150370129
Pep post match crash out imminent

>>150370115
It's the 'optimising the fun out of it' argument, as well as footballers like Le Tissier not being allowed any more, you have to be super athletes like pacey ngubu #254352

>>150370138
mommy

>>150370102
>ball goes out of bounds
>some manlet is rolling around flopping
>while a free kick is being set up
Just stop the clock lol

>>150370109
80 million to chelsea is on

Niggas doubting on the big hurt

HIS TESTICLES!!!! HE WAS HIT IN HIS TESTICLES HAHAHHAHAH :D

>>150370123
Mirin the ss runes

Gotta be a long phone call this season

>>150370140
She's not fat, she's a fertility goddess

Can't believe he attacked Bergvall's BWC

halaand gonna score

>>150370115
books are juiced by crypto currency shit and saudi oil money. so basically its completely propped up by black market revenues from drug/human trafficking + arms/mercenary sales.

IS THERE A FIRE DRILL

Etihad? More like.... EMPTIHAD!!!!

What's with the huge section of empty seats with the ads over it? I thought it was impossible to get a ticket to a premier league game.

First class ticket to South Korea plz

Underrated MOTM is Pape Mate Sarr. Every time Shitty tried to build possesion in the midfield he was there to break up play

'IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN
IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN'
hahah based yids

I do quite like when they film people walking out

So it happened AGAIN?!

>>150370116
Hamas are based.

history tells us spurs can still spurs this

>>150369814
Silva wanted to leave 2 seasons ago, same with Pep.

SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
SO IT HAPPENED AGAAAAAAAIN
WE CAN BLAME INJURIES
BUT IT HAPPENED AGAIN

>>150370190
the irish are alright as well

BERNARDO SILVA IS WASHED

>>150370180
stadium renovations

3-2 to City, just watch

>>150369830
>>150369831

this was the most stress free match vs city in a minute. I was expecting at least a draw but the meme magic against them continues

Bernie looking pretty rough out there today.

>>150370216
thomas frank is elite

These city crosses are ass, where's that KDB regen?

>doubting the Frank
Brentford are going down now btw

>>150370138
i need hayley mcqueen to breastfeed me just once before i die

Only english """"fans""""leave the stadium early when their team is losing, you don't see this anywhere else

>>150369906
To fulfil the premier leagues mutt quota

>>150370224
City don't have any fans.

Trafford with 2 world class saves. Simply MUST start for the whole seasono

>>150370224
you see it everywhere stop being retarded

>>150370129
>Ole'd at home
lol lmao even

You may now apologise to young Trafford

kwab

PSG late comeback trauma lol

>>150370224
it happened one time in the USA and people still talk about it 10+ years later. Happnes every singe week in england for some reason

>sign a bunch of literal who's
>shove them all in the starting eleven
>????????

>>150370224
england and germany are the only places where stadiums are ever sold out to begin with

>>150370224
They need to get the train back to London before EastEnders comes on.

>>150370241
What's weird is the actually known good players are on the bench.

>>150370123
floater when it's dry, soaks up water like a sponge and heavy as a rock when wet

a bit more wear and it'll scratch your skin when it hits you too

cor

>Spurs have Bournemouth at home next week

Would be very Spursy if they lose that

>>150370240
If you don't get out early you can't get out of the city for an extra hour and these lads have to get back to the London suburbs.

>>150370224
It's crazy too because it's a Man Shitty game so you know there's NOT going to be many people getting out

Frank is so obviously coked out of his mind 24/7.
The jaw clenching, those eyes, his mannerisms, etc.
Literally the most obvious cokehead I have seen.
Shame he has to lead the disgusting Tottenham kikes cause he seems like a fun guy to root for otherwise.

Pep just got FRANKed

>shitty really thought they could beat the CHAMPIONS of EUROPE
lol, lmao even

>>150370240
if you leave early it allows you to be at the front of the queue at the next place, be that the bus stop, the train station, the pub, the greggs. better to be at the front of the queue than stuck in the middle of the queue to leave after the whistle.

NEW SEASON
NEW MANAGER
SAME OLD SPURS VS CITY

City look woeful, they did nothing for 90 minutes

RING RING

/mcug/ when?

>>150370270
bros... I love king

>>150370259
lol I was thinking this when I watched a clip of him in an interview the other day. Constantly chewing gum too to help with the gurning. Based cokehead

>>150370291
>>150370259
he knows franke from pusher

hehehehehe

>>150370270
my glorious first rate king

>>150370259
Post your cokehead franks

>>150370274
But they passed the ball so much

>>150370302
nice1

>Beat Wolves 3-0
>City are back la
>Reijnders is amazing la
>de Bruyne who lol la
>Pep hungry to win titles again la
>title is coming home la

>>150369646 (OP)
>watching the Sloppy League
couldn't be me

>>150370302
Has that Irish faggot with his fake bets turned up this season or has he given up that dumb gimmick?

>>150370320
He allegedly won 13k euros betting on arsenal - man united

>>150370320
He posted last week lol

>>150370320
Yeah he was posting in GW1 saying he'd put 20k on Arsenal to beat United. He got no replies so started crossposting it to /mug/ and elsewhere. Pathetic.

>>150369646 (OP)
Is this the birth of /MCG/?

>>150370326
>>150370320
/mug/ is just printing money, la.

Without those pesky petrodollars, Manchester City would still be the modest, mid-table side we all remember.

>>150370326
He did nothing of the sort

>>150370342
>mid-table side
They were relegation fodder.

>>150370343
Oh, but I did.

>>150370326
he never showed a bet slip kek

I thought Reijnders was the new GOAT and nobody could possibly beat city with him there?

>>150370352
inspect element isn't some l33t hacker trick lad we all know it.

Why is it so hard for you guys to admit you were wrong about Tottenham?

You read way too far into last season's form under Postecoglou's tactics. Spurs unironically have a great defence, and it will be really hard to break down with someone like Palhinha sitting in front of them.

>>150370359
he did but its always edited via inspect element

>>150370371
You are not wrong though. They've got more balance now and are actually well organized. Under Ange they were a chaotic mess

>>150370352
In a sea of shit gimmicks yours is somehow the worst. Go choke on a potato.

>>150370371
Arsenal fan here, i predicted before the campaign started that Thomas Frank was gonna propel Spurs to top 6 simply by not being a fucking fraud and actually knowing how to manage good counter-attacks which Ange didn’t. It’s evident already how he’s been able to actually use Richarlison properly. He’ll probably win Manager of the Season and it’ll be very deserved.

>>150370399
Cope.

>>150370371
Agreed, somehow they've managed to eclipse this superteam. Question will be by how many they win the league by.

>>150370413
Leaf flag, opinion discarded

>>150370418
>>150370418

IT'S UP

>>150370424
Didn’t ask

Lads, its tottenh-ACK

>>150370422
>ven

>>150370137
I'm mad at myself for not betting on Spurs

The telephone is ringing