Thread 150372629

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>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
204

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
215 (214 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 284 (+18)
NOR: 275 (+25)
VER: 187 (+2)
RUS: 172 (+15)
LEC: 151 (+12)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 559 (+43)
Ferrari: 260 (+12)
Mercedes: 236 (+16)
Red Bull RBPT: 194 (+2)
Williams Mercedes: 70 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
HAM: 810.43 (+77.72)
NOR: 791.90 (+39.38)
TSU: 784.39 (+75.13)

>News
Ricciardo reveals how he earned ‘Honey Badger’ nickname
Sebastian Vettel warns of 2014 repeat as parts of 2026 regulations "don't make sense", calls for V10 return over costly hybrids in F1
Gabriel Bortoleto backed for Cadillac F1 seat after standout rookie season
FIA “surprised” by focus on lap times as it reveals just how slow 2026 F1 cars could be
Ralf Schumacher urges Alpine move for Christian Horner: "Time of figures like Flavio is over"
Lando Norris on racing his heroes Lewis Hamilton and Fernando Alonso: "Such a crazy thought"
Lando Norris reveals the £2million Lamborghini Miura he’s most proud to own: "Proper gift to myself"
F1 CEO open to discussions over German GP return
Kuwaiti investor aiming for 2027 F1 entry with Caterham name
Helmut Marko takes aim at Mercedes for Kimi Antonelli ‘hype’

How to be happy like him?

alo pole

>>150372650
>look good
>have a cute gf
>have money
thats it

>>150372629 (OP)
>Lando Norris on racing his heroes Lewis Hamilton
Kek. This reminds me of how Denis Villeneuve's great idol is fucking Christopher Nolan. Or how JJ Abrams idolizes Steven Spielberg.
F1-related because Villeneuve also won a WDC and because Abrams is Binotto's celbrity-doppelgänger.

>>150372650
that outfit is really cute

fabi

>>150372707
damn, three strikes and I'm not even in /mlb/

i've completely stopped watching f1
i just don't see the point anymore

>>150373484
same
havent watched it in weeks

race week next (eventually)

>>150372707
>look good
>have a cute gf
>have money
Having money is the main point. The other two are a byproduct of that.

>>150372857
>that outfit is really cute
It's literally just a t-shirt and ugly beige pants, anon.

>>150373597
whats for dinner big lad?

>>150373649
idk

2007 kwablonso vs kwabmilt*n qualifying head-to-head:
>kwabmilt*n out-qualified kwablonso 10-7, with kwabmilt*n securing 6 pole positions to kwablonso's 2 (kwabmilt*n had never touched an f1 car prior to 2007)

>>150372650
>Manlet
>Balding since 18
>Prey eyes
>Weak chin
>Socially awkward
His happinnes shouldn't be possible according to 4chan science

>>150373811
You've forgotten one attribute that annuls all of these
He is rich

Isn't Lily older than Oscar? Maybe she groomed him

>>150373811
>low center of gravity
>aerodynamic
>wide fov for maximum situational awareness
>aerodynamic
>authentic

>>150373910
Look at his haircut, she didn't do a good job

gimi

this thread is deader than *lists 200 drivers from 50s to 70s*

bottas IN

/f1/ dood wat nou?

Michael Schumacher

gimi

>American car company
>goes for a MexiFinn combo instead of gunning for an all-American team
Cowards, I need more red flags in my races.

death to mclaren, mercedes, hamilton and all arabs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJJ3KZMvogc
early 90s High-Def Suzuka

Cadillac stands for
Coor
Ald
Digger
Ihinks
Lt's
L
Aadillac
C

retire the thread

>>150373506
i haven't watched it at all this year

>>150376023
kino

>>150375210
>lists 200 drivers from 50s to 70s
I'll start:
Ralf Schumacher. In his 50s for almost 2 months now.

>>150376023
>see something that's soulful and european
>it's from japan
this seems to be a recurring theme these days

How comes such a small town managed to buy a whole F1 team?

>>150376393
Prostitution and tax evasion

>>150372650
Post THAT lily pic/webm

>>150376393
Prostitution evasion and tax

>>150376393
>cadillac next to be gay
checkx out

>>150373662
based, I ate pizza yesterday, unfortunately it didnt had a full rotisserie chicken on top of it

how are things going

not good I deleted dating apps again but I don't want to drink about it

ded to mclel

Nelson "I'm alive, aren't I" Piquet

>>150376393
old money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5C8AC6V2KQ

>>150376393
For some reason this place is known in France for it psych yard

gimi

jimmy

Gimi

>>150377495
What was the news?

>>150377602
Nothing. Facebook is 99% of AI crap. I just like to post them when its recommended to me. Picture related

>>150377653
>no older than 4
>shows him holding babies
Well, I guess technically that's younger than 4.

God.... not just F1. Motorsports in general is just dead. I blame overregulation and sustainability bullshit

>>150377830
I blame drivers for being such pussies

Lily is so goddamn adorable

>>150377845
Is she from old money? She has that vibe

>>150377830
tf you mean by this

>>150377963
MotoGP = MarkekWinsLol
Indicar = PalouWinsLol
Others = GT3spec yawn

>>150377845
True and for that reason sex with her is more exciting is like vandalizing a sacred site

i dont think

>>150377845
>adorable
She's a psycho, anon.

Guys, I just learnt Kelly spent 3 months teaching in Africa...

>>150378124
what a retard and what a slut

>>150378124
teaching what

>>150377975
>"oh no! Messi and Ronaldo are dominating football because they are too good, football is dead!"

>>150378240
>Messi and Ronaldo
Rivalry is fine, but in motorsports theres just no Rivalry at all and its B O R I N G

Marlboro

The seed of all the present troubles we experience and the evil of our time was sown in 1776 .

>>150378352
dont act like this wasnt your fault, and dont forget 1948

>>150378352
we let you off lightly in 1667

>>150378412
As a great and powerful man may be brought down by not a great and powerful enemy, but by a internal infection of body or mind, a great and powerful empire may be brought down not by great and powerful external enemies, but by internal infection of jewry and moral degeneracy.

>>150378352
Pretty sure jews have been around for longer than that

RING DING DING DING

>>150378469
d-despite being a country of similar size and capabilities at the time, w-we wanted to immediately become a irrelevant nowhere forever after due to losing a war to an far more capable foe, b-but this is okay because during those wars we won a single engagement..

>>150378613 misreply

>

>>150378458

ok

>>150378747
Although the current state of Europe as a whole is pathetic compared to its heights, i can't think of a group of countries more eternally destitute than the scandinavians, these were countries that were irrelevant in antiquity, niggers in the middle ages, lazy in the colonial era, cowards in world war two (with the exception of Finland.) and are traitors to their own in the modern day.
Is there something wrong with the baltic sea that when you travel up through it, all human worth in you is washed off?

>>150378200
quadruple penetrations and Penelope was the cameragirl

death to mclaren, mercedes and hamilton

yeap, not your best day

>>150378919
all I know about the nordic states during the 1600s come from this album alone

Why aren't you a early 2000s test driver completing hundreds and hundreds of miles per week to set up your team leader's car for each circuit?

>>150379139
because I was born in 2003

Max Furstappen :3

>>150378352
1066*

>>150379147
Please pull down your pants and show boypussy.

>>150378923
>quadruple penetrations and Penelope was the cameragirl
not sure about this
>death to mclaren, mercedes and hamilton
this i agree

>>150379139
sponsors didn't pay

death to mclel
life to jagrar

hass admin needs to get off his ass and post more ollie
were in a drought

>>150379234
I think he misspelled black

Marlboro

>>150377845
>adorable
and a psycho (in bed)

Bring back le mans start so there's actually some overtaking at the start

>>150379316
Is that the turbine car?

>>150379317
>wake up
>lily is leaning over you making that face and holding a knife with your ding dong in her other hand

>>150379261
I miss MARLBORO tbqhwyfamalamashama

embussy

bring back asian girls!

>>150379261
>beer and marlboro reds
mmmm

the second half of this season is going to be a disaster

>>150379570
Just for norizz

>>150379570
australia 2002, brazil 2003 and brazil 2012 will be jokes after noriss and ps3 are done

>>150379605
Norris and Piastri are both equally unfit to be champion. Still, one of them will almost definitely be by the end of the year. But at least Hamilton is where he's supposed to be.

>>150378923
yeah disappointed in mercedes as of late, kinda miss the old days
>>150379173
why are paedos like you so prevalent now, you kill the vibe

daily reminder: once he gets the RBR back theres gonna be hell to pay

>>150379316
ken miles lost le mans because of this red line. sad

>>150380051
>22
>pedo

Which shithole state do you live in where they consider a 22 year old as a minor?

>>150380100
>22 year olds were literal children just 5 years ago, you sicko
That's their logic.

>>150379570
explain

>>150380145
Grim, honestly.

imagine creating a "formula" because you cant compete... maybe mercedes were the good guys all along

más gimi por favor señor

gimi

>>150380290
is this a reference to the scene in no country for old men when the survivor of the shoting ask for the protagonist for water?

>>150380100
>tfw alabama has the lowest age of consent law that’s almost on par with japan’s
don’t tell zoomers about alabamer, they’ll blow a fuse

>>150380310
how did you know?????? mind reader!

>>150380322
As i see it, sex!

clean it up jannies

>>150380341
i dont know, maybe its because im very smartttttt

How many more non wins can the dutchqueens take until they stop showing up for the races?

>>150380421
31

>>150380449
We're at 14 right now.

>>150380481
you asked how many MORE, thoughbeit

>>150380500
yeah...

>>150380500
tru

>rumors are that Christian Horner is considering going to Cadillac
kek they really are the Dead Bulls Rejects

>>150380477
That’s a…………. Very long time.

>>150380518
basedd

It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes
It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes

>>150380527
is there any other /motorrace/ on before then?

>>150380500
Yeah so theres 17 more races till a mass exodus. The count down starts now.

>>150380547
24hr LeMans

>dutchman threatened by an american
cute

>>150380590
You retard
Just stop talking
Your parents abandoned you because you say dumb shit every single day

ay yo west side brotha
pop a cap in them countin' bois

>>150380632
What does dutch cock smell like anon? It's gamy right.

>>150380653
The Homo of Houston

28 gimis later

>>150380653
Anonymous, why do you come at me with such a gay question? I’m heterosexual. I have interest in other guys penises. Now vaginas on the other hand, if you asked me that, I could fulfill your question with my answer, but you didn’t. I don’t have time for gay people like you.

have some before fatso edd comes and eats them all

F1-75...

@150380680
Gayest post itt so far

>>150380690
nein nein nein, we can't allow that, we need a technical directive for that

>>150380680
NOOOO I MEANT TO SAY I HAVE NO INTERNET IN OTHER GUYS PENISES.

IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY
IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY IM NOT GAY

>>150380680
>I’m heterosexual. I have interest in other guys penises. Now vaginas on the other hand

private gimi

>>150380687
Edd here, you’re too late.

>>150380706
do you hav it printed aut?

>>150380760
fat edd has no body hair below the neck
his skin is cold and moist and it feels horrible when he touches you

>>150380971
What's girl #3's problem?

>>150381053
he gave her the ickx

>>150381053
thats kimi raikkonen(add dots)

>>150373954
ducksu ducksu ducksu

>>150381167
No, silly. The one next to gimi with the disgusted expression.

>>150381274
you want to know about a woman's problems?

>>150381303
Sure.

This thread is now BLESSED.

He says the thread is blessed but it’s actually CURSED.

>>150381303
based

Anything that FIA and Liberty Media touch turns into shit

firstname lastname

>>150381470
What does he do again?

Is Brawn GP reddit?

>>150382177
honestly, yes.

>>150382671
Cute titlets on the left.

>>150381925
He replaces his La with Rs
Example: Hello (to) Herro

you burnt my glizzys

>>150380518
As if he had more offers from other teams, it would be either Cadillac or nada

>>150382671
Genderbent f1 anime would be kino, don't make them do cute things, they behave exactly the same, but now as girls.
>not my problem
>alpine managed to fuck me again
>fuck me, man
>i'm just useless

no i didn’t

a third glizzy has hit the steel
do no distract me

>Vegas
BOOOO
>Monaco
YAYYYY
Vegas is kino

>>150383149
>tf
>tp

operation garlic serpent was a success
all glizzys tasty and accounted for

>>150378118
>>150379278
>>150379317

I'm going to be very sad if Ollie surpasses LeCluckles in the next two years.

>>150377845
would glaze like a donut

>>150384359
nobody glazes a fucking doughnut anymore its not 2005d4wd

>>150372650
she's a pescatarian jew

>>150384359
what would you do after she's covered in donut sauce?

>>150384482
hello welcome to dunkin what can we get you today

>>150383530
>that pic
too intelligent to prevent aqua from killing himself

oh yeah? well…
*spreads ass cheeks*

morning lads

>>150384833
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(recently retweeted so they're not dead so im actually pleased)

>>150384833
a tad early for you m8 innit

>>150384702
>Kiran Randhawa

i dream
i am the machine

>went to bed at 4:30
>automatically woke up at 7
gimi morning

>>150384448
>pescatarian
She only eats pesto?

>>150385175
>all time great drivers like Juan Pablo Montoya
Kek.
>and Daniel Ricciardo
No comment.

>>150372650
have a rich parent who is able to support a habit that virtually nobody in the world gets to do

too bad

gimi

>>150385569
elaborate?

>>150385745
No.

>no race
>no police chase
why live

woke up this morning feeling abit pozzed in the head
anyone else

>>150385883
stop inventing

>>150379278
>Those 3 foreheads

DU DU DU DU MAX VERSTAPPEN

>neekeri jumped in a wrestling ring and bashed a wrestler to death live on kick stream
>this after the french retard dying earlier
implications for stake F1 team KICK sauber?

>>150386158
nothing ever happens. the lads alive
raja will get a slap on the wrist baka, if that

>>150386117
leaving the track and gaining an advantage
+10s

amxbros...

>>150386117
>putting his cuck family at risk like that

>>150386276
yeah that was pretty retarded

>>150386117
yep thingken based

>>150386117
they let him take the 2025 red bull on a golf course??

how you doing?

>>150386612
thinking about killing myself(in warthunder)

>>150386612
yeah not great

>>150386612
man
pretty bad

>>150386632
>>150386639
>>150386642
good to see that you are doing good, a whole new day is ahead of us

>>150386117
Kek kinda based ngl

>>150386666
yeah fuck off satan

>>150386673
learn to countttt, 4 6s

>>150386676
>satan prime

>>150386276
literally, with no HALO? can you imagine? cancel him now

>>150386069
that's the name of my band

a goated coffee time to all race enjoyers

>>150386666
Aah a blessed helly quads day, thanks spainon.

>>150386777
>Posting some pencilneck warmups
FELLAS, what's the POINT of lifting THIS LIGHT??

>>150386612
I gooned to AI until 4am, again, I need to unfry my dopamine receptors and get my shit together really fast, I cannot do this ever again

>>150386860
*does it again tonight*

>>150386612
this is how I feel

>>150386908
Jesus fuck I have never seen a human with that shape

>>150386925
imagine sexing her and having to jack up her gut to get it out of the way so you can put your penis in

>>150376023
Sweet ty

Business idea: Black Ferrarri livery

>>150386950
shut up lewis

Hello

>>150386961
>has a harem of pureblooded wives
>dilutes it by banging an outsider

>>150386987
>pureblood
lmao, lol

>>150386987
Eddie is literally the best choice out of all three

>>150386997
I'm jealous of her bum boyfriend. Dude is an ugly weirdo with no money but he gets to go to F1 races because his hippy gf is related to a driver

>>150386997
yeah.... not saying much though
its weird because oscar isnt bad looking

>>150386908
he did courtship display to impress >>150386925 her
blacks have not the best working brains

>>150386937
>imagine sexing her
The Snowbunny lover of down under

why do they have a sense for motorsport that no other nations have?

fernando alonso campeon del mundo!!!!!!!!!!!

>>150386925
u sure?

>>150384641
I don't mind Aqua dying, but that ending was straight up horseshit.

>>150387180
The cat looks like it's being held there against its will by Max.
Max looks like he's being held there against his will by someone offscreen.

>>150387232
>>150386925
Edd has an aesthetically pleasing roundness, maybe because he dresses well for his shape. Can't say the same for the other person.
>t. Not a fatfag I swear

>>150386950
>Black Ferrarri livery
haram

>>150386925
the ol front bum

>>150386777
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>150387252
Good morning Architect sir

Formula 1,

I support Lewlew because of she

>>150388095
And a real prostitute since she likes traveling to Dubai

>>150388079
Looks like Max's mom

>>150388109
jejeje

should i buy a sword
f1 because uh

>>150388138
Alonso has a tattoo of a samurai with a sword on his back

>>150388138
Because Alonso has the samurai mindset, and samurai used swords.

>>150388170
there you go, thanks man

Speaking of back tattoos

>>150388193
what a slut, maria sanchez mogs and isnt a slut

>turk
>with a sword
whatcha gonna do? chop kebabs? LOLL

>>150388138
nah, ww1 showed that a thin stabbing knife + knuckle dusters or a short handled bludgeoning weapon are ideal for killing people wearing layered clothing

or just buy a shotgun

>>150388211
im gonna conquer vienna, third time is the charm
>>150388224
sword is cooler though

>>150388302
you probably don't need a sword to open these but it would be pretty cool

>>150387132
Their road cars have a bad reputation so they compensate for motorsports.

>>150388193
I would give her a tattoo on her back if you know what I mean ;)

>>150388339
i knew you'd understand me

>>150388079
Just realised I like her because she reminds me of Kandi from Two and a Half Men

During the 2014 Japanese Grand Prix, Bianchi lost control of his Marussia MR03 in very wet conditions and collided with a recovery vehicle, suffering a diffuse axonal injury. He underwent emergency surgery and was placed into an induced coma, remaining comatose until his death nine months later. The number 17 was retired from Formula One in his honour by the FIA, who mandated the halo cockpit protection device in all open-wheel championships from 2018 onwards. As of the 2025 Hungarian Grand Prix, Bianchi remains the most recent fatality in the Formula One World Championship.

Likelihood of Sauber dropping Kick before Monza?

>>150388500
A coworker talked to me about how fatal f1 crashes must be, expecting drivers to die easily because of the car, like if they were still stuck driving 70's cars. I had to explain to him about the safety measures modern open wheel cars have and told him about Bianchi and how dumb his death was, he agreed that it was indeed dumb. Needless to say that he doesn't even watch any kind of racing.

Riddle me this:
Why does swissanon call Retardo a twink when the man is and looks 40 y/o

>>150388791
I'm not saying the answer is brain damage

>>150388791
because the "swiss" poster is a jeet

>>150388889
almost

Cix
At
Dgain
Iony
L
L
-ack

>>150386210
>>150386276
>>150386411
TUM ;)

is this Edd?

>>150386612
Sinking down that I'll never get the woman of my dreams like how it happened half a decade ago again and just swiping on dating apps for something that is "good enough"

>>150389344
least useless medshitter

what did they do after the bike ride?

How many years can I be an heavy alcoholic until it catches up to me? 20?

>>150389376
I'm finding out. started pissing hard 12 years ago and i'm still here

>>150389365
he we go again with this medshitter bullshit from you
are you even a real CANADIAN

>>150389345
that sucks bro...

>>150389345
Real shit Lelrec. I killed myself during the coronavirus lockdown five years ago.

>>150386612
Considering that a week ago I was threatened, pretty good. Life's a bit brighter now.

>>150389523
>threatened
by whom? is the cartel after you?

>>150389532
By someone I helped months ago, they got me involved in some conflict they had with another person I know. It's all solved now.
>cartel
Sometimes I don't even know who is and isn't around here.

>>150389601
so will we see your head on a pike by the side of the durango-mazatlan highway or not?

>>150389601
>I helped months ago
that sucks, ungrateful fucks, all of them

>>150386612
shite

>>150389614
Not likely, but I wouldn't be surprised if in a few years some of these people do end up like that.

>>150387132
It's because they had a fuckton of engineers that did nothing post-war so they made them do motorsports which slowly dominated F1

>>150389614
Not if he lives in the Oaxaca countryside

Guys… It is without a doubt, and I do not say this lightly…

gimi

> WRC gets substantially slower in 2027
> F1 gets substantially slower in 2026
> WEC and NASCAR are already slower substantially than they were 10 years ago
Guys I dont like this trend

>>150390030
It would be fine if the cars get smaller and lighter

>>150390030
but wait, there's more

>>150390030
who cares about the speed? formula 1 is all about the drama, the characters, the storylines and the wholesome authentic formula 1 moments

>>150390030
slower = better for racing
i am happy when they are going to be slower, but as we see, f1 is trying so hard to make 2026 cars not that much slower, even more, they hype them for being faster, which is wrong logic, but retarded f1 audience loves it like they love that one 2020 car

also we should have reverse drs where rear wing increases angle and therefore downforce when you are following other car, so it should work in the corners

>>150390096
if the speed isn't increasing then the sport is stagnating almost by definition
everything will become more complex in the future for no real benefit

>more f1 melodrama
oh boy! I love to hear about Kelly and Max’s lovers quarrel

2026 regs will suck major ass

yes it will
but many luls will be had

>>150390152
enjoy
https://kellytimeline.tiiny.site/

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cars slowing down halfway through monza main straight will be pretty funny yeah

>>150390195
Jesus…

>>150386612
never been better, my early 40s are fabulous
wife gone 5 days per week in business trips (love a hard working trad wife), dau hangs out all day with her girlie group, son seems not to be gay since he drifts in parking lots all day
all good, too bad hamilton is still alive, but there's hope

>>150390195
Mental illness

>>150390195
mental illness, Günter Parche style

>>150390030
Economic downturn = Slower cars
Simple as

>>150390195
>Roos van der Aa
what the fuck kind of name is that

>>150390195
>OTHER PEOPLE OF NOTE
>Lewis Hamilton:
>Lando Norris:
Kek.
>Natty Sifferman is an actress and abstract artist. She gained recognition for her role in the 2017 film Rebirth.
No, she didn't. Never heard of her.
>Sara (aka Kellypiquetsource): Sara is a longtime fan of Kelly’s who used to run a Kelly-themed Instagram page titled “Kellypiquetsource”. She would end up being criticized for standing by Kelly after her controversial political views came to light in 2022.
Who cares?

gimi

>>150390588
Almost literally Rose of the Stream or Rose of the Small River

>>150390588
>what the fuck kind of name is that
Well, Roos is just Rose.
And she obviously is from an old Dutch upper class family that ruled over "Aa".

Hey guys, I’m Canadian.

>>150390703
hey canadian, im dad

>>150390718
father!!!!! mother says you have to pay child support

>>150390703
Kill yourself. This is medical advice.

>>150390750
shieeeetttt

>>150390703
Greetings saar

starting a new job tomorrow
F1 drivers for this feel?

>>150390874
Valtteri

>>150390874
literally every single one, ever.

>>150375604
>instead of gunning for an all-American team
And where are they going to find talented Americans to build this team faget. Cause ameritards are too busy jerking off to Asscar.
Crawford might get forced in as a token passport pay driver. But is Crawford really the best American driver available or is he just the only one that actually went over there and tried? If Connor Zilisch is "so good" he would be in GP2 beating up on pozbois and medshitters instead of breaking his collar bone.
Maybe by the time Crawford is ready for F1 the GM power unit will actually be ready so they can stop being a customer team. Almost like they're waiting for the 2026 engine regs to get scrapped.

>>150391053
>busy jerking off to Asscar
But you’re here, and so am I.

>>150390687
my guess was pretty close, nice
>>150390692
ah yes, Aa

>>150391160
he meant the drivers

I hate this forced meme so damn much; normies are such subhumans in thought. Charles here thinks the water that he's feeling sloshing beneath his seat is actually the rain (dunno how he spaced out to forget, but understandable given modern racing wheels and procedures), and the engineer corrects him that it must be his *drinking* water. Drivers commonly put their drink tub directly beneath their seat for car balance preferences.

>>150391228
>and then Charles thinks he can be whimsical for the world feed in embarrassing his engineer by saying "let's add that to the words of wisdom"
You don't deserve a WDC just for that. Twat.

>>150391228
>Charles here thinks the water that he's feeling sloshing beneath his seat is actually the rain (dunno how he spaced out to forget, but understandable given modern racing wheels and procedures), and the engineer corrects him that it must be his *drinking* water
wouldnt it be the other way around? if he was asking if there was a leakage he meant of something inside the car, not about rain water

>>150391284
Sorry, typo. Yes, the drinking water

>>150390195
>Kelly and Tuka meet. She is most likely 11 and he is most likely 18

fuckin brazil man
what is in the water there?

>>150391266
halo would have saved him

>>150391266
a single guy was able to push the car, well, half the car, but with rubens inside

>>150391311
>if there's grass on the wicket, play cricket
or however you say it in brasilense

>>150391370
leverage is a hell of a thing

>>150391311
HueHues are just built different

>>150391228
I just find the average F1 fan to be insufferable to be honest, like, they are peak twitter and reddit shit with all their repetitive lame jokes and bitching about everything

>>150390195
>Late October-Early November, 2018: Kelly and Daniil’s daughter is conceived.
>October 28, 2018: Far-right politician Jair Bolsonaro wins the Brazilian presidential race with 55% of the vote. (Archive)
I like to think these two events are connected

>>150392431
>repetitive lame jokes
that's most of these threads

gimi

>>150392587
proof?

>>150392615
looks like a non alcohol beverage my friend so it's probably 0 proof

>>150392653
stop inventing

>>150392615
it's real

>>150392687
we literally cannot stop inventing

>>150392568
Yeah, but nobody tries to virtue signaling or pretend they know about technical stuff, it's just gimiposting and dunking on the KWABs

>>150392733
>chegged
holy shit
>>150392735
sirs i beg of you

>>150392568
baking

>>150392733
>ywn sit on edd

faking

wanking

Just baked a lemon cake :D

>>150393161
yummy

>>150393161
housewife behavior

>>150393161
>lemon

>>150393258
maybe she is a housewife

>>150393303
he*

guys i'm starting to think

>>150389297
Take us back

>>150386276
oh yeah, they almost died
horrific

>>150393324
bit dangerous innit
>>150393340
i spilled a tremendous amount of seed to her fat glorious tits as a young lad
god bless

edd

>>150393427
https://youtu.be/VQn8E7vm9wc?si=QzaPelF_I76B8tSN

>>150393470
i'd love to pinch those chipmunk cheeks

wasnt intend to be an insult
its ok you can post again

>>150393538
ok thanks, i will

the toaster has filed a restraining order

>>150393490
>>150393495

>>150393579
now why would it do that?

what happened to charles leclerc??

>>150393647
because i accidentally’d it way to many times to count

>>150393689
diddled by both Mattia and Fred

>>150393284
Sorry bro. I'm sure anon will make you a dick flavored one next time to feed your cravings.

>>150393761
and me

>>150393803
based

>Edd is about to sit down on your couch
wwyd?

housewife stopped posting
i scared the heaux

jean todt has a lot to answer for

When f1

>>150394149
like you care
go away

>>150394149
Free Practice 1 in: 4 days, 16 hours, 16 minutes, 24 seconds

>>150393161
I WONDER WHY
I WONDER HOW

hauger won f3 (indy nxt version) again

>>150394174
Shut up, Max

>>150394185
Thank you very much

>>150394210
>22yo 2nd tier series' feeder series prodigy

>Snap-On Milwaukee Mile 250
and a mclaren crashed, so

>>150394403
and a spaniard is going to win, so its just like the 2026 f1 season
jejeje

>>150394448
you literally cannot suffer in spain

>>150394511
in spanje in spanje in spanje
in spanje schijnt altijd de zon

>>150394576
weet je wat ik wil
ein opblaaskrokodil
om in de zee te drijven
tussen de lekkere wijven

>>150393161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xxK5yyecRo

>>150394598
neem een ander in de maling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMIkZMkvgmU

sneed me af

>>150394662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atfFewQQp4g

Tukkasi on vaalee ja iho vähän haalee
En tykkää susta, sun pitäis olla musta

>>150394662
>hé spetter
>huh
>heb je zin om met mij een avondje te gaan stappen
>wie denk je wel wie je bent
lmao

>>150394598
might take a short cold shower later tonite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gglENrOC-S4
probably deserved, or not

>>150394662
>ome henk
takes me back, VERY gebaseerd
wish I could go back to 1990's F1

>>150394698
>brazilian ass
WEW

Is it just me or is the task bar on youtube way bigger now

RACEWEEK

>>150395064
it's sunday

>>150395101
only my perspective matters

>>150395058
works just fine on my machine

>>150395058
install ask toolbar

>>150395058
>using jewtube in the Year of Our Lord 2025

do you want hornyman at cadillac?

>>150395305
yeah

>>150395305
yeah, a want a punished team, looking for revenge

>>150395274
Better than cringe reaction images.

>>150395351
>cringe

>>150395369
Anime girls are very cringe.

>>150395305
Yes.
I want redemption.
I want revenge.
I want blood.

anime website

>>150395101
No it’s Monday.
Good morning lads.

>>150395274
Yes, just like billions. Billions much binge youchewb

>>150395058
>Is it just me or is the task bar on youtube way bigger now
Must be you, mate. Looks normal for me.

>>150395402
Hasn't been since 2005.

>>150395452
its not 2007 treat yourself to cinema mode

>>150395469
>Edd
>in cinema mode
Careful, mate. There is such a thing as "too big".

>>150395483
i downloaded enough ram

Back to work tomorrow lads
F1 races for this feel?

>>150395496
Are you sure? What even is enough ram for Edd? Edd loves mutton.

>>150395483
Edd in 8K
Imagine the view

>>150395391
i'll show you cringe *unzips dick*

>>150395549
I don’t see anything, it’s so small

>>150395522
1994 san marino

>>150395581
thus the cringe

>>150395522
yeah, me too, it sucksss

>>150395522
>tfw I don’t go back to work until Thursday

I hate my job and wish my other job would call already

>>150395653
fucking 2 job andy over here

scared the hose again

>>150395522
Suzuka 2014 (Bianchi deliberately offed himself)

The dog days are over

>>150396703
like the song??

>>150378352
Pretty sure the FiA was founded in 1904, actually.

>>150391053
Logan and Cwarford

I heard that supposedly cadillac will announce checo tomorrow

>>150396921
Yeah, I heard the same 2 weeks ago.

>>150395763
God i wish mate, as soon as my other job calls me end im quitting the other one

Fucking hate warehouse jobs i do, especially if you have to work alone

>>150396921
I am so excited!

>>150397024
>especially if you have to work alone
sounds comfy, you put on some music/podcast, do your work and go home

>>150397024
may allah bless you with a gay job habibi

Gimi

>>150397100
Comfy? i have like a shit ton of packages coming my way on a conveyor belt at full nigger speed and i have to pick them up and throw them down a tunnel like chute, most of them weigh over 75 pounds and sometimes i have to miss a few due to how fast the belt runs… it is hell. worse than fucking amazon

>>150397213
yeah, that doesnt sound too good, i had other thing in mind

>>150397213
>i have to pick them up and throw them down a tunnel like chute
Why don't you just build a slide from the belt to the chute enterance? Then just sit back and read a book or something?

>>150397255
kitting and wrapping up boxes at a slower pace at Amazon was gomfy though because it was shit that didn’t have to be shipped out immediately

>>150380347
Mazepin in 20 years as a time traveller behind them?

>>150397315
Didn't Putin send him to Ukraine to die?

What should the next OP be?

>>150397287
Because some of those packages are labeled to be sent down different specific quadrants. There are 4 chute quadrants and I’m on the first one, we have to read the label to make sure we pick the right package to send down and ignore the other ones that go to the other chutes.
FedEx fucking blows.

>>150397355
alonso pole

i should go to culinary school

>>150397361
Buy an optic sensor, a raspberry pie and some shoving contaption.
Scan the packages with the sensor, write a program to recognize the label and then activate the shoving thingy to push the package onto your slide.

>>150397377
I assume to enrich your life and the lives of your loved ones (like Grosjean, an ex F1 pilot, jannies), not to slave away in a commercial kitchen?

>>150397377
I’m a caterer and man has that changed my life. Now I own a five-star restaurant.

>>150397567
idk just let me cook

>>150397625
To be Frank Williams, it looks like you're boiling already.

Also there should be a Jamaican GP (so this post is on topic, jannies).

>>150397663
Your days of the week are funny, Netherlands.

>>150397797
ma definitely isn't funny

>>150397007
no need to be salty, gutierrez

>>150397848
What does ma stand for anyway?
Mansdag, dindsdag, wodag, dood-dag, vroom-dag, zamsdag, zonntag?

>>150397797
for me its za and wo

>>150397427
Jokes aside im surprised predex never invested into that

>>150397945
to busy feeding them

>this thread is still up
grim

>>150398157
It'll probably be up for another 24h. /sp/ is slow.

zomadiwodovrza

New lazy thread:
>>150398246
>>150398246
>>150398246

>>150398046
Those cargo planes are a fucking disgrace

>>150390195
Dilara was underrated but AMX is too much of a momma's boy to resist Kelly