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Right fuck this I’m off for a wank
Still sky 7 btw

>el chileANO
where's the janny

>>150374536
just filter chilean flags, not as if they ever have anything interesting to say

Arsenal are back

>>150374516
var sinso

Was Viktor goal good?

BAAAAAATTTTT

imagine taking the train down from the town of Leeds United and having to sit through this game lmao

>>150374597
Solo goal that came out of nowhere? Yeah pretty good.

>>150374597
yes, he cut inside and scored

>beans on toast
>cheese on toast

sad state of affairs

>>150374606
Forsen is live mate

ARE YOU TELLING ME
UNITED BULLIED THIS ARSENAL?

>>150374623
>bajsen is still around
who is still watching him?

>>150374619
Both amazing. For a nation of fat dysgenic retards you sure have terrible taste. Cheese in a fucking can or sliced. Such great choices.

>>150374642
30 years old based boomers

>>150374623
dont watch twitch any more cant stand the website
shame was fun back in the day

what’s Timber’s story?

Is this even legal? He's only 15

>broccoli haircut
Games dead

>>150374691
based little dutch fella

>>150374698
at least hes white innit

>>150374516
Seething gimmickfag realising his shit gimmick fell at the first hurdle. Stupid cunt.

>>150374695
really undercuts the "toughness" aspect I'm supposed to fall for

>>150374709
looks spanish at best

>4-0
>just sub in the 15 years old fuck it

Arteta thinks he's playing FM

>15 years old
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF ARSENAL

At what age can you start making a salary as a footballer?

>>150374711
we don't sign our posts here

>>150374709
That's clearly a quadroon of some sort

Imagine how your life would be different if you had looked exactly like Calafiori

Based Victor please 1 more goal for Sarah’s baby

>31st of December, 2009
fuck

>>150374698
gen alpha*
>>150374709
only in our country, he is

>>150374742
The second you sign a professional contract. You are SEVERELY limited to what you can earn though. He's probably getting £75 a week or some shit

qrd on this middle schooler?

>Toughest league in the world la
>Sub in a kid who hasn't taken his GCSE's yet

>>150374752
>>150374772
do you guys seriously think he isn't white

>>150374709
>that's what's white in america

Arsenal win 4-0 but lose Odegaard and Saka to injury. Not sure if this is a good or bad match for Arsenal.

>>150374768
>lad was born after halo 3 odst but before halo reach

Hope someone breaks that little 15 year old cunts legs desu

Dowman can’t drive a car in my country.

>>150374796
he doesnt look english looks mixed or med

>>150374789
yikes

>>150374742
16 is when you can sign your first pro contract I believe

>>150374777
They get past it by buying the parents a big house to move 'closer to the ground' or whatever.

I don't get why the arsenal players clearly don't trust Gyokeres

>>150374812
sort of shit my dad says after hes had about 8 pints

>>150374806
Odegaard was a precaution and to give Nwaneri gametime. Did Saka's injury look serious? I was AFK a bit

Why do they keep zooming in on the 15 year old? He isn't doing anything.

>>150374858
Typical grabbing the hammy injury. I don't think it is serious but he will be out for a few weeks.

>>150374832
>tfw i played academy in ingerland i had to stay with a fat brit family near the training grounds and didnt get a house
nah they were nice

>>150374857
your dad sounds like a fun time to be around

>>150374857
Hello son

>>150374844
They've been drilled into the ground about not playing risky passes, same reason Haaland gets fuck all unless it's from someone who has the balls to play the risk like De Bruyne

He's still a mystery nigga

>>150374860
cameraman's related to saville

>>150374860
He's only 15

Pass. The. Ball. To. Our. Hungarian. King.

Is soccer so non-physically-demanding that a 15 year old can play it at the highest level?

>>150374888
Kys

>martinelli not even getting a sniff
interesting

>el peruANO
>el chileno

what is it about the andes that causes this? lack of oxygen?

don't reply to the Chile flag

>>150374912
he plays on the right wing, that is the least physically imposing position. all about technique and speed.

>>150374796
that's normal
racism is everywhere

lmaoing at the teams subbing in random underage players thinking he will be Yamal 2.0

>>150374934
90% of this website are nonces, its just people in countries like that know they can post it with no consequences

>>150374947
yamal is trash

>Leeds
>Rarely leads
Any other clubs like this

>>150374912
Soccer has more opportunity since there are multiple top leagues from different countries. A 15 year old would never start in a closed european super league either.

>>150374947
they're ALL left footed right wingers as well

>>150374963
nice self report mate, calling the bobbies right now to go check your harddrive

>>150374934
He posted under an Iranian flag last time I saw him.

>>150374974
Arseanal
Take it up the arse anal.

>>150374946
Dad looks Nafri, mom could pass for Central Asian

>>150374974
>new castle
>founded 1881
not very new

>>150374993
bet you know where maddie is

>>150374934
Low income Sudacas grow up seeing their 13 year old crushes walk out of school with 26 year old men and the trauma leads them to reproduce this behaviour.

Dowman has more balls than saka and odegaard

>>150374917
Liverpoolbwos...Arsenal are building a LEGACY here..

Dowman was in primary school during the first Covid lockdown

>>150375017
In terms of castles that's incredibly new

>>150375006
>4chan race scientists

>>150375027
Arteta will coach it out of him.

>>150375050
But that was practically last year

>>150375052
its been there since the 12th century

>>150375052
so they should be called relatively newcastle

>>150375050
>Covid lockdown
Literally didn't happen chuddie

>>150375052
>>150375027
>>150375026
>thirdies cuckwatching
less than usual but still a lot of chicano dogs watching EVROPEAN soccer
eyes off, brown!

>>150374947
Yamal is the next Fati.

>>150375050
Do you ever look at people in band shirts and think how finished you thought that band was when that kid was born.
Seeing college kids in Weezer Shirts and thinking "man, weezer already sucked when that person was born"

It's so fucking over x

>>150375050
god she looks gormless
love are emma x

I've been a NEET longer than dowman has been alive

>>150375021
she got incinerated and her ashes dumped in the Potomac river

>getting done by a 15 year old
boomer-sisters... not like this...

>>150375121
how? how do you convince the government to pay you for 15 years?

Nice to see Arsenal brought back the full badge on the kit. Don’t care for the club but that one cannon shit they did last year looked horrendous.

>>150374946
oops missed a spic cuckwatching

>>150375081
>>150375075
you too chicano dogs

>>150374934
anyone that doesnt filter these countries with 4chan X is basically a nonce
you can also filter india and ireland as a bonus

>>150375115
She’s dumb but she’s beautiful

>>150375133
autism diagnosis

>if I had teenage sex, my son would be his age
damn

Dowman is gonna be another hyped up Arsenal kid that fails to ever live up to his potential. We saw this for the last 15 years of Wenger's run

>>150375123
kek, youre alright portubro

>>150375146
if i wanted to filter shitskins id have to filter every single flag

>>150375145
dont (you) me pedospic

>>150375161
The zoomer Walcott

>>150375150
they give you money just for that? they can't force you to work behind a PC interacting with nobody, doing datasheets or some shit?

>>150375121
How disappointing of you. Who's going to pay for Amir's education and Gertrude's pension?

>>150375150
based

>>150375173
its basically just those posting nonce shit at least on /sp/

>gyokeres header
lel

CAMON LEEDS

>>150374946
>>150375006
i come from the same town as him, his parents are white (and very rich)
his mum is almost definitely swarthy with blonde dyed hair because essex
well off people round here are mostly old east london who left because of pakis

>>150375178
That's exactly who I was thinking. Or Wilshire

I'm 4 years older than Dowman, what have I done with my life?

>>150375155
Had I not been an expert on pulling out and orgasm control I could have a child his age.

>>150375186
this has made realize theres actual autists in shitholes like Burkina Faso or South Korea that just have to tough it out...
Grim.

>>150375214
im 15 years older than Dowman and still a virgin

>>150375214
im 18 years older than him still sitting wasting my life away on 4chan

>>150375230
you're entering the it's over era of your life

>>150375214
Nigga I'm as old as Arteta. Just save up and buy a house one day, that's all you need to accomplish in life besides a good job that makes society better and having kids. The rest is all materialistic garbage that you won't care about when you get older

>>150375214
literally same
feelsbadman

>>150375230
What are your wizard powers, anon? depression and self loathing?

When I was 15, I was playing Halo and Winning Eleven

>>150375207
So he's not the Half-Yamal, Half-Emma dreamchild, he's just another privileged academy product and example of what is killing sports in countries like ours

>>150375230
This. I'm over double his age (32) and an unemployed perma-virgin

>>150375243
god i need to get an adderall prescription. literally the secret to being successful in corporate work

>>150375243
Anon I mean no malice when I say this to you but I hate firstieniggers.

>>150375145
dude, you post U18 in U-wear
you don't have the moral quality to question me.
i wonder how are you not banned from this place/from society/from life yet
>inb4: leeds games will be rescheduled again

Dowman is younger than Twitter, WhatsApp, and Imgur

>>150375187
>>150375173
>>150375186
>>150375202
eyes off browns

>>150375287
Care homes are always looking for employees lad. Go finger a granny and tell us about it

>>150375207
Is this person clearly white?

>>150375214
What the fuck has any 19 year old done with their lives?
Don't worry kids you'll constantly fail for your first 4 decades or so, it's part of life.

>>150375288
or how about you go exercise like a normal fucking person you lazy fuck. Work on cardio and get into really good shape

>>150375148
Perfect woman.

>>150375267
yep those including no libido (don't wank anymore), apathy towards life in general. i have a good job and solo hobbies and those are all that i live for really until i croak

>>150375287
why are you comparing yourself to famous people just live your own life
may as well compare yourself to lottery winners if youre worrying about the age of football players

When the Coronavirus pandemic started, Max Dowman was 10 years old
That’s it I’m roping

>>150375296
yeah, but they cant just make 100k a year selling coke to highschoolers and have an harem of 14 years olds and trannies while living in a creative minecraft brick castle.
So whos the real winner?

>>150375313
max dowman and cole palmer could not be further apart

>>150375314
Yeah most people don't really start to make big boy money until their mid 30s

WHY ARE THEY AVOIDING GYOKERES??????

>>150375319
i run every single day. im about to run right after this game
any other silly comments?

>>150375358
They’re trying to feed it to the make a wish kid with the broccoli haircut at every moment

>>150375298
Max Dowman was released from his mother's vagine two weeks after Avatar was released to theatres.

enough talk about Downman, I present to you:
>Trossard 30yo

>>150375302
>danish vpn
>chile vpn
lol

>>150375337
this is a normal part of life. nothing is static.
>>150375358
because I have money on gyökeres to score two goals

>>150375365
yeah dont do meth to be a good wagie

>>150375365
Clearly it ain't a long enough run then. If you can't handle 12 hour work days then you aren't in good physical shape

“Low” by Flo Rida is older than Max Dowman

>>150375376
women like silver foxes

niggers refuse to pass to big white guy

>>150375297
i'm not the chilean retard i just happent o have the same flag
see?
dumb spic

>>150375379
built into the ban evasion site

>>150375385
no. i will take the meth. i will be more productive than you. i will blow my heart up at 45 and be happy about it.
>>150375398
nothing to do with "handling it"

>>150375376
poor guy needs some rest

>>150375214
4? try 15.

>>150375409
Why is this trend so common? The same shit happens with Kane at Bayern, atleast new signing Luis Diaz was passing to him.

Someone’s just posted a thread of Isabela Moner iCloud leaks over in /tv/

let him take the PK

>>150375411
sure buddy
>saka muscle injury

What a stupid fucking penalty. Stach should get benched for such a stupid foul

era penal

soft era, but era

>>150375476
Gyokeres step up!

GYOK PEN!!!
LET THE SWEDEANON WIN HIS BET!!

little shit dived kek

they sure teach them to dive young

>>150375444
literally who

PENULTY

>>150375413
You're just a weak bitch. Guys work 16 hour days doing a real job that makes society better and you can't handle sitting at a desk like a fucking weak faggot. Must be a Man U fan

why they didn't give the benuldie to the kid

HERE WE
HERE WE
HERE WE FOOKIN GO

nice skill but that's a dive kek

>Bayern 6-0 Leipzig
>Arsenal 5-0 Leeds
>Chelsea 5-1 West Ham
Parity is dead. The rich get richer

>>150375444
made me look arsehole

ITS TIME

Lads I think Gyökeres might actually not be that bad and we'll have an entire season ahead of us pretending he's shit. But don't tell anyone I said this.

>>150375509
Because SwedeAnon needed to win his bet

Dowman isn’t allowed to go in the Arsenal changing rooms due to safeguarding laws

Hair touches to ball touches ratio?

Finally a proper fucking penalty with none of that shitty stuttering run up nonsense

>>150375444
fuck you, man

>>150375507
pouring concrete and having a beer at lunch doesnt require anywhere near the same level of mental focus and acuity as my job does you silly little guy

nice penno

>>150375533
>>150375534
>>150375509
>>150375528
eyes off browns

>>150375509
I made the call.
>>150375546
up there in the list

>>150375546
1:1

>>150375569
>>150375569
Please discuss

lol he fixed his hair
>gyokeres read the people complaining about his hair touching

>>150375559
Who's the team rapist

LIQUIDATOR OF LEEDS: SWEDISH EDITION

gyokeres unlocked? or is is just leeds being shit?

is it really their year lads?

number 9 penatty. PROPA

why not that young lad kick it?

>>150375605
>sneeds
lets not get carried away

How many months until Sheshko gets two goals?

>>150375597
We will find out next week

>>150375605
Saka, Ödegaard and Havertz dead already, I doubt it

>>150375614
gyokeres needs his weekly pen

>>150375605
They beat regulation fooder. It is their year finally! But in all seriousness, with Eze, their weakest link is now Arteta.

noticed that thirdies really hate Haaland and Gyokeres, how come?

>>150375614
more important that gyok gets confidence at the start of the season

>>150375650
>noticed that thirdies really hate Haaland and Gyokeres, how come?
Take one guess

>leave Leeds to me
>>150375650
I hate Haaland, but I love Gyökeres.

>>150375650
>white
>tall
>firstie
>rich
>nordic
all things they can't be but wish they were

I know its Leeds but I have no fear vs Liverpool on Sunday

Diving Dowman they call him at school

>>150375650
Haaland is English, so obvious hate. Gyokeres is white.

>>150375810
i said "wow this guy dives" thats what i said