Thread 150398970

Mutt Edition

>>150398784
he mad lol

Coach

Prime

What's the most "incomplete" team in the NFL?

ate

The funniest thing is hearing the kiwi talk about how big we americans are. He must be really smol

Tom?

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The kiwicel just can’t stop thinking about American cocks. How peculiar.

If a trans man had all the prototypical attributes of a NFL QB, could he succeed in the NFL? asking for a friend

>>150399122
Pretty sure I already made my picks for the first two weeks

>Pass is........ INCOMPLETE

haha never realized how funny that is hahaha incomplete. Like the pass is missing something hahahaha

>>150399140
Kiwis are too small to play in the NFL. They need to stick to rugby. It's funny that he thinks there's only one jewish guy who talks about him.

what are the raiders gonna do at qb

That would be a shame if the pass was missing something. Like for instance, it’s anal virginity after being stolen in the New Orleans in the sweltering summer of ‘17

>>150399229
>raiders
who cares?

why did god make me a chiefs fan, the two times I watched a full season they lost the superbowl

>>150399247
Please stop watching full seasons of the Chiefs. Thanks.

>>150399229
Trade for shedeur sanders. They know the browns be conspirin and keepin his shine down

>admits he's Jewish

*snip*

>>150399276
what's your deal?

>>150399154
Do you mean a dude in a wig or a chick that had her tits lopped off?
The dude in a wig yeah, the chick with no tits nah. You need a psychopathic man's brain to play QB well.

>>150399276
>>150399267
>forgets to add his name turning off the vpn

inb4 anti-mahomes webm spam starts

> [Warren Sharp] for context, I have 9 years of play-by-play preseason stats. Shedeur Sanders is the only QB to take 5+ sacks on less than 15 dropbacks in any preseason game

They SET HIM UP. This will go down in history as the cleveland screwjob

>>150399301
Sounds like the locker room doesn't like him or want to protect him. That's a sign of a bad QB.

>>150399283
He has one dedicated schizo stalker who he thinks is jewish. He doesn't realize there's multiple anons bullying him for the mugging incident. In my case I do it since I want to see him have a metldown since it's always entertaining.

>>150399290
Dude in a wig would be an emotional diva on the field. The 6'0 FtM jacked on testosterone could easily play at an Alex Smith level becoming the best QB in bears history

Simple as.

Hate will not win in this thread.

Simple ass.

>>150399336
qrd on the mugging incident?

>>150399038
ape

>plonked faggot keeps bringing me up for no reason and obsessing over my posts for months
>assume he's jewish because jews are all mentally ill
>make fun of circumsision
>he of course then freaks out and being named a jew
>claims im using VPNs and im everyone
>doesn't realize this proves him even more mentally ill

We'll keep doing this dance until one of us (You) eventually leaves

AP News btw

I just found out that Matt Patricia is the DC for Ohio State

>another season of people overrating the ravens and bills over the chiefs

how many times do we have to teach you your lesson

>>150399392
>Hate is winning out there
By how many points?

>>150399408
>qrd on the mugging incident?
Allegedly, the smol kiwi took a trip to usa. He went into a rough latin neighborhood looking for weed and latina whores but ended up getting mugged. He said he ended up going to the hospital for a broken nose, which apparently has never been fully repaired.

He learned his lesson and will only take ubers since he's not strong enough to walk through american streets, the same streets we americans walk on a daily basis. He couldn't last one second in our world lol.
>now he's going to have a melty

>>150399436
>y-you're wrong!
>defensive blogpost

kek, you're not fooling anyone

>>150399436
you provenly do derail these threads on a vpn faggot

>>150399491
watch out he’s about to make a comment about your cock like a very normal and straight person

>>150399436
u mad?

>>150399481
40-6

Is the Ravens conditioning test and focus on is the weight room worth the effort considering that they don't do that much better than the other teams who don't be training like that.

SHEDOOKIE

SHEDARDED

SHEDOODOO

>>150399514
What vpn do I use? Provide one piece of evidence I've ever paid for or used a vpn you obsessed schizo kike

>>150399563
>>150399301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mluAcHaTaXA

Jaxson Dart will be lead the Giants to the SB in the next 3 years.

>>150399436
>be bald senile drunk 49yo man 50,000 miles away from civilization
>have no friends outside of 4chan
>becoming less and less respected with each retarded post
>resort to desperate samefagging for attention
>n-no its you guys who are insane! im not crazy!

>49
>bald

lmfao new lore just dropped

>I successful instigated another kiwi meltdown argument
*Grabs popcorn*

My Vikies finna boutta win.

>>150399565
NTA but some of your post are faster than the post cooldown limit. You are VPNing.

>>150399754
The gayest team award? Yeah, the Vikings are bound to win that.

>>150399759
There's other Kiwi's posting here. I don't know if that same Kiwi is still here rn but I know of at least two others one who lives in Auckland and another who's down in the South Island. I don't represent an entire country here

>>150399565
bruh gon pretend he wasn't porn spamming and ban evading on a leaf vpn for 2 years

>>150399664
How many different races have you been with.
Have you only been with other kiwi women?
Would you consider fucking a latina after that incident?
I have personally fucked one of everything except hawaiians and arabs.

Tired of hearing about MVP stats.
Random media fools vote on which QB they think is cutest. It's completely meaningless.

>>150399826
mvps are on par with playoff mahomes so that makes them pretty darn good

>>150399826
Really the MVP of the league should be the best collective OL but the OL isn't flashy

>I'm now all Kiwi, Australia and Canada posters

Big job. I'll try to live up to the task Mr Schizo

Is ESPN trying to cause seizures with the white flashes in this interview?

>>150399301
I'm sure the Browns 3rd string O-Line, all of whom are playing for their jobs, purposely sandbagged their reps in order to sabotage Shedookie and get him (and themselves) out of the league

>>150399871
mahomes schizo needs to take meds

>>150399871
>>150399915
>when the vpn disconnects

Russell Wilson had a higher QB rating that Aaron Rodgers last year, had more wins, and recieved a participation award in the 'offs.
Who would you take this year if you were Tomlin?

Now Shilo is at the bottom of his dad's favorite son list

>>150399583
Shannon and Skip Bayless should get back together, but have it be uncensored. So they call each other slurs and genuinely hate each other by the end of each episode.

>>150399915
Many are saying this. I'm just chilling on the deck listening to that Shedeur Sanders jawn while he comes up with new theories. Perfect Timing indeed

>>150399923
Justin Fields

>>150399936
Is Shannon not going to do his show with Ocho again this season?

>>150399923
tomlins a dumb bass mouthed coon who dont know ball

>>150399942
>android poorfag

TYBC

>>150399959
Imagine being a proud iToddler.

>>150399959
>itoddler getting uppity

>>150399959
>palestinian calling anyone poor

Howie is going wild with all the picks he has

>>150400012
How much more help does jalen hurts need?

>>150400026
all of this is for depth

>>150399936
Shannon Sharpe was about to sign a 100M podcast deal before that skank ruined everything.

AND he got fired from his ESPN job which was paying him 6M a year. AND he had to pay her anywhere from 15 to 23 million.

When its all said and done that instathot probably cost him 130M~, I hope the pussy was worth it.

She has a choke fetish as revealed in the text, so when Sharpe says "you want me to choke you" on the recorded message he's obviously referring to her fetish but Disney doesn't fuck around. She set him up. Funny thing is Kat Williams warned him about girls like that.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0L6-4Hk15F0

>>150400000
checked

>>150400034
AND he lost endorsement deals on his podcast worth millions. She fucked him up.

>>150400034
just look at those soulless BPD eyes, how is it so hard for guys to avoid women like this?

>>150399759
nta but he could be using a 4chan pass

>>150399995
Why did you ignore my post >>150399824 I'm not the anon talking bad to you.

>>150400057
>>150399565
>shits up multiple threads on the board
>n-nah you!

>>150400012
>let a guy go
>bring him back while giving up a pick a few months later
is this a common occurrence?

>>150400057
i bought 4chan pass for 1 year to maximize my tay tay posting in 2023

the no captcha is really cool but i felt like a faggot giving money to 4chan

>>150400055
>soulless BPD eyes
The sociopath girls like her have the best sex. In the text messages she's saying she wants him to choke her and put black babies in her. She sounds like a freak in bed.

>>150400034
chokechads live on a thin line but he deserves it for asking like a bitch lol

>shadman somehow made the final roster
>the cleveland browns still have 5 QBs
holy kek

>>150400114
>somehow
He's a rookie who can at worst develop into an okay backup. Not sure why you're all pretending like he's some abhorrently unplayable guy.

>>150400105
no actually they don't, women that demand you service top and choke their eyes out are miserable in bed and after

>>150400107
>>150400055
Women are weird creatures. Almost all of them want to be dominated in bed and get turned off by the nice guy stuff. I've heard so many of them tell me about rape fantasies or books they read that have rape. Meanwhile most men just want to love them and have normal vanilla sex.

>>150400012
This is actually a great move, imo. Getting a playable backup OT for a 7th is great return. He was up an down in his 5 starts last year but he can play. He shut down Trey Hendrickson. Plus he seemed like a great locker room guy here.
O-line depth no looking like not a problem. Next step is CB2. I'm hoping Bennett is the guy eventually, but in the short term there's no one to feel confident about.

>>150400150
picrel

>>150399974
>>150399995
iCHADS run this genny

Most if not every single person ITT has never talked to a woman

I’ve talked to a woman but I didn’t like it.

>>150399824
>>150400073
I've been with Kiwi, Aussie, Dutch, Danish, and Slovenian in terms of nationality+born in said country. Some of the Kiwi girls had varying lineage it's a pretty multicultural place obviously with lots of Asians specifically due to how close it is. We don't really have many Mexican or South American chicks here but wouldn't be against it

>>150400086
is that supposed to be me? Plenty of Kiwi's go to other countries lil bro

>>150400191
I am a woman and i talk to myself

They warned him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5Am5dyxzWU

>>150400213
Do you want me to get pizza on the way home or did you decide to make those enchiladas?

>>150400232
consuming meat is unethical. pizza thanks

>>150400213
post boobies

>>150400213
trip on trucy

>>150400209
>Aussie, Dutch, Danish, and Slovenian
In other words you've only been with white girls.

Soon

>>150400209
>plenty of kiwis go to other countries
With you living there, who could blame them?

>>150400296
>Slovenians
Slavs are not white

>>150400303
I'm tired of pretending that stadium doesn't shit on every stadium on earth. Shame it only has fair weather fans and two shit teams.

>>150400213
Sorry man, you have a y chromosome

>>150400185
coach this bussy

>>150400327
Present it.

>>150400191
What do women know about football?

>>150400324
Great stadium but Cali is perfect for outdoor stadiums

Preseason bullshit is finally over. Still not sure which team I'll be bandwagoning this year, might wait until week 3 before I officially decide.

>>150400324
Remember at the college championship when it rained and the stadium flooded? It could use some work

>>150399229
Roll with Geno till he gets injured, then give up on the season

it all makes snese

>>150400296
Mostly. One black Kiwi and one asian Kiwi. I'm not one of those "don't want to risk my pure blood" weirdos it's just a slight preference to white girls. If I could choose my perfect girl she'd probably be Italian tbqh ive just never pulled one

>>150400367
Why were they Steelers fans? They were from Carolina and lived in Colorado

>>150400384
the steeelers are the cowboys of the afc. everywhere you go in this country, you will find cowboys and steelers fans. it's sickening.

>>150400303
Souless trash just like the city it's in

>>150400384
Stoolers and Cowgirls win a lot so they have a lot of diaspora fans

>>150400367
OH N-

>>150400384
Carolina didnt exist until 1995
People there liked the Redskins or Steelers

>>150400441
Carolina has existed for over 400 years ago lil bro, although since a little while after that there hasn't been a "carolina" per se since they split it between north and south.

My berds will go 8-9 when they should tank for Arch

>>150400552
Arch isn't even a good prospect lol, everyone talks about him and can't show one big highlight

>>150400563
I've got a big highlight for you
*unzips dick*

>>150400552
arch wont be drafted for another 2 years

did the nfl start this week? been too busy watching tennis, i know it's this week or next

>>150400600
>tennis
fuckoff

>>150400402
Cheesed ass nigga

>>150400563
To be a worthy #1 you have to inspire a tankbowl that has its own nickname (Blow for Burrow, Suck for Luck etc.) and Arch doesn't

>>150400367
>>150400425
What’s the lore on this guy

>>150400524
North Carolina voted to stay in the union and not secede, but Lincoln blockaded NC ports, which is an act of war. Thus, NC seceded legally and it had nothing to do with slavery

>>150400620
Chris Watts. Basically some dude who cheated on his wife and ended up killing his wife and two daughters instead of just getting a divorce. It gets memes a lot on /tv/ because of how fucking stupid he was about trying to cover it up. You can find YouTube documentaries about it but I can't remember which one I watched

kinnard was drafted in 2022 by the chiefs and has finished every season of his career on the super bowl winning team so far
congrats to the packers, i guess jordan manlove is actually him (do kids still say "him"?) and you don't actually need starting caliber cornerbacks to win

>>150400654
What kind of nigga names his daughter Celeste

>>150400619
>He doesn't know about the march for Arch
Cmon son

>Tyson Bagent throws 3 TDs including the game winning one against the chiefs BACKUPS in a PRESEASON game
>all of the sudden everyone is clamoring for him to be QB1 over Caleb Williams

What explains this phenomenon? Do fans not understand what preseason means anymore?

Why even live? I'm turning 30 and have no memory of a playoff win. Every year I stray further from God's light as this shit team juxtaposes my own failure as a human being

>>150400654
His wife slipped down the stairs and then he was assaulted by his daughters and acted in self defense.

>>150400624
Based Lincoln, get that trash outta here. Thanks @grok

I know how that feels… my Steelers haven’t won shit in 8 years. Why must God test me so?

>>150400679
It could be worse
At least you aren't a 38 about to be 39 year old bears fan (do the math)
You may curse existence but existence curses me

>>150400677
Caleb is zesty and will always be given extra scrutiny because of it. Simple as.

>>150400677
It's more an indictment of Caleb than it is praise of Bagent.

praise this bussy

Present it.

>>150399923
Cam Newton

>>150400709
You niggas got 6 owls. Get the fuck outta here with your anime bitch pity party.

>>150400679
miami will never ever win anything without sheer luck. that organization's purpose is to sell merchandise and tickets, not win football games.

>>150400828
Anime Bitch Pity Party was the alternative name for 4chan

Present this bussy

>>150399923
If I was Tomlin, I would take cyanide as a sincere apology to fans of the storied Steelers franchise for wasting so many years in mediocre purgatory.

Ngl I think we should have grabbed Sam Darnold or Kirk Cousins. Murray isn't it

>>150400709
this is our year bro

grab this bussy

>>150400949
its your year to be the lolcow of the afcn. browns got flacco so theyre gonna be good

>>150400654
>he’s never been ASSDRUK

>>150399154
Zippertits are mentally ill manlets and axewounds are ironically very tall and high-t mentally ill perverts. I could see a MTF succeeding, but a FTM has a snowball’s chance in hell.

what do they talk about?

>>150399247
It was fun when alex smith was teaching him how to play and in his first 2-3 seasons.
But now the bandwagon is insufferable.
It was especially bad last year.
Every nig and mutt in the shawnee mission football team has his gay ass nigger broccoli haircut lol

>>150399392
well now I'm just gonna be extra racist

ya seethe?

>>150400034
niggers gonna nig

Sneak's Power Rankings return soon...

>>150400679
the chiefs used to suck for 30+ years
now they make r/nfl seethe
it'll happen
just wait
then you can harvest tears from fags on reddit

Oh fugg, time to drop my life savings on the Packers winning the owl

>>150400679
Lmao imagine being a fan of one of these teams

>>150400657
>Fred Johnson and a 6th for Kinnard and a 7th
I'm more than ok with this

>>150400679
Just gotta hang on a little bit longer

>>150401121
Why's the cutoff 96?
That predates a few teams

>>150401121
Oh nonono...

>>150401003
>sexual deviant
>family man
>class retard
>aggressive manlet
>___________________

Imagine having fewer than 5 rings kek what a plonked franchise

more proof the kiwicel uses vpns, nobody else says “plonked”

>>150399915
Many of us are saying this

>>150400150
They want both you retard. Dominate them and pillow talk them afterwards. Not rocket science

Trade this bussy

>>150400055
Easy for a virgin like you to say. Moment a girl looks at you like that, it's over

>>150401286
This is real

>>150400150
Exactly why I only fuck men. Women are too annoying to deal with.

Reminder shedeur would have finna balled out if those racist ass browns didn't give his reps he earned to that cracker tyler huntley

Why would you want to rot away on a practice squad for years?
Just give up the dream and go be an insurance salesman

>>150401463
They still get paid like $65,000 a month

>>150401489
I was wrong. It's $13,000 a week, which is still much better than being some insurance salesman.

>>150401463
your 20s are when you should chase your longshot dreams. You have 40 years after that to do soul crushing shit

>>150401511
You can't get a soul crushing job at 30 with no experience

>>150401516
yes you can. Just depends on how much soul crushing you can tolerate

>>150401463
Making 600k per year on the practice squad for 5 years should set you up for life if you're not a retarded spendthrift

>>150401516
That's why they got dat comunikashuns degree

any NFL practice squad player can easily get a basically permanent position at their alma mater as one of those random dudes milling around the sideline during any college football game
they'll be fine unless they forget that they don't have athlete immunity anymore and chimp out

After watching the tape I've come to the conclusion that Shedeur is actually much worse than even his skeptics would have you believe. I never really cared about the drama until now and I have no idea what people saw and still see in him, he has every single "mediocre college QB that busts in the NFLism" there is
>holds onto the ball for far too long
>always looking to make a big play instead of taking easy short yardage
>can't step into the pocket when pressured
>starts running as soon as the pocket starts shaking
>always runs backwards at that (unbelievably that this was never coached out of him)
>would rather take a sack instead of throwing the ball away

If he was a starter I would not be surprised if he's the first player to have triple digit sacks and negative yards gained. He was out there getting wrecked by no name third stringers fighting for their jobs, against actual starters he'd be turned into a pancake by the end of the game

Can any ball knowers tell me if this is finally the year where my Steelies shit the bed or are we doomed to continued football purgatory

>>150401562
>holds onto the ball for far too long
that's an understatement
since PFF began tracking it he holds the highest average time to throw by any quarterback in the preseason at a whole 3.96 seconds

>>150401597
Every time I say it's over for Tomlin, he does it again. I think you're still in Purgatory.

>>150401597
the ride never ends, steeler

>>150401562
He’s never been a good qb. He was always meant to be a late round pick. The tv just started randomly calling him a top three pick one day for no ostensible reason. I guess maybe because the qb draft class this year was so unbelievably bad and because his name generates clicks and views so the news media just decided to pretend he was relevant to anything. He’ll never start as QB on any NFL team

>>150401597
9 wins guaranteed

>>150401562
>>150401619
>>150401648
main, cowards

>>150401555
I don't think they make much money doing that though.

>>150401534
That <$2,000,000 after taxes disappears really quickly

>>150401597
10 or 11 wins unfortunately.

>>150401709
I just dont get how a team can be so i competent for 60 years
The god damn Panthers have been to two Super Bowls ffs

>>150401597
One of my favorite parts of every year is announcing that this motherfucker did it again

>>150401597
Even at his dinosaur age with a brain that has been completely fried from experimental south american narcotics, Rodgers is still good enough of a QB to lead the team to a 9-8 finish

>>150401745
What is your point?
Someone making 600k basically makes the 60k of an insurance salesman?
Obviously practice squad is worth it dumbo

I feel like a sportsballer when I hear people talk about fantasy football. What a waste of time and absolute drivel to spend brainpower on. Not looking for my coworker to just talk about this shit again

Talk about this bussy

Spend brainpower on this bussy

Practice on this bussy

>>150401874
Didn't the guy in your pic kill his girlfriend and is now in federal prison for life? Or is that someone else.

>>150398970 (OP)
My Patriots

suck lol

Rodgers is good enough for this bussy

Suck this bussy

Kill this bussy

>>150401874
I play with my in-laws family for money. I’d rather do that with them than play scrabble or some other shit.

>>150399392
If only they wrote this on the ground in Germany in the 1930’s

play with this bussy

>>150401903
Based. Lower that tone

Grape Juice and Apple Juice are the Mahomes and Brady of fruit juices.

>>150401286
>a 3rd and a 7th for a 5th string qb

Jerry's not that senile yet

>>150401921
Do you take your father in laws money then cum in his sons bussy to assert dominance?

Water is the Joe Montana of beverages

Juice this bussy

>>150401940
Every. Single. Year.

>>150401934
Brady is Mott’s and Mahomes is Wal Mart brand

>>150401531
I think I'm at my limit.

Water this bussy

Brand this bussy

>>150401891
>>150401902
>>150401914
>>150401918
>>150401926
>>150401959
>>150401964
Jannies sleeping as usual

Jannies sleeping in this bussy

>>150401984
Sleep with this bussy

>>150401903
Nah. He got away with it.

What is the Joe Flacco of beverages?

>>150402031
Fresca

>>150402000
Trips of truth. I blame OP

>>150401397
What's your team?

>>150402073
Saints

>>150402000
This is like a /pol/ thread from 2015. Not even quality enough to be on there now and that’s saying something

>>150401874
>turning your hobby into a strategy game where you get to bet on the outcome of sports events
literally the most masculine possible thing. if you watch sports all day and DON'T do fantasy youre actually the most cucked person alive. youre telling me you passively consume something that is 50% advertisements and you have ZERO skin in the game? retarded ass pussy

>>150401562
>>holds onto the ball for far too long
all you ever needed to know about him. street bums can play qb if they're going to take 8 seconds to decide to throw if you can possibly provide it to them and that's what he needs to be a viable QB at all

>>150402084
>bet
Kys sinner

>>150402084
Fantasy is gay. Just bet on games or player props if you want skin in the game.

>>150402125
Fantasy is only gay because I don’t have friends to play it with

>>150402078
What's it like having a man's dick in your anus?

how much seethe are my brownies gonna cause this year??

>>150402138
The same feeling you have when you let your dog put his penis in yours

>>150402144
None. Will be forgotten by week 5 or 6. >>150402147

>>150402131
True but having friends is gay too

>>150402167
Amen

My friends talked me into starting a fantasy football league. We already did a draft, and now they're saying everyone has to put $30 in.
How do I get out of this without them all thinking less of me? To be clear, I am not anti-betting for moralfag reasons. I'm just very miserly and also I didn't draft knowing I had money on the line

If you're an asshole at your job and somebody has enough and decides to kill you, then you deserve it and nobody will miss you when you're finally in hell where you belong.

>>150402200
You can just say you're a poorfag NEET living off our mom so you have no money to put into it, we won't judge you. The kiwi hasn't had a job in the last 4 years.

>>150402031
Bussy

>>150402200
Stop being a pussy

>>150402200
my friends try to get me to joins theirs every year but i refuse. stupid waste of $100

>>150402213
Miss this bussy when it’s finally in hell where it belongs

>>150401597
You've got a potentially volatile combination. A coach that will do whatever he wants and spin it in the media and the locker room then you have a star qb that will do the same. Rodgers will absolutely sandbag to try to make his coach look incompetent and even get him fired if he doesn't get his way and Tomlin will absolutely start Mason Rudolph over Rodgers because that's what he felt like doing when he woke up in the morning. It could be hilarious drama like we never saw before. Really I think they'll find the right amount of suckage to make it to 9 wins despite losing one of their free wins to whatever shit the Browns put on the field.

>>150402206
Is this anon fedposting. Nice bait glowie

heccin boopin wholesome lionerinos

>>150402200
i'd get it if it was $100 but really? 30 bucks?

>>150402000
why did we allow the mutt to recycle this lame shit

Which one are you?

>Shilo Sanders
>Shadeur Sanders
>Deion Sanders Jr
This is confusing

>>150402272
Cancer

>cut
what's next for him and shipoopi?
there's no way he stays on the browns as QB3-4

>>150402235
>$100
Are your friends Saudi oil barons?

Shedeur Sanders woke up this morning and took a shit. ESPN called it the best turd ever and claimed that it didn't deserve to get flushed away.

>>150402272
'07 King of Newfaggotry here; been on /sp/ since the beginning. 18-1 was fucking magical.

Whataburger is the Tom Brady of fast food chains.

What team is the McChicken of the NFL?

kangz have a grim qb room aside from McCarthy who hasn't even played a down in the regular season

>>150402374
Didn't they also pick up someone from the Eagles?

>>150402266
You newfag, that poster's been here since before mahomes was drafted, must be one of those 'chiefs lifelong fan of 5 years'

>>150402433
what? I was talking about the thread itself, not the 'this thread sucks' guy, I agree with him.

>>150401286
>2026 3rd
was already traded for pickens come on nigga

>this is what gets you banned on nu-r/nfl/ general in 2025
i guess bitchknees is done laying low and back to his usual self after the track and field incident

anyway go cowboys

>t. unapologetically racist black man

Just heard the news that Shiloh got waived kek

>>150402272
reddit. 2014

>Farva ded for 6 weeks
Is Tyler Huntley good as a backup? What about DTR?

>>150402501
Huntley is okay
DTR should never see the field again, he's awful

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3PZ_UamOkbA&pp=ygUIVW5jIG9jaG8%3D


THEY BE SABOTAGIN AND TRYNA KEEP SHEDEURS SHINE DOWN

>>150402651
This but unironically.
>m.youtube.com
You exposed yourself as a smart phone poster. Congrats kiwi, is that how you ban evade

>>150401648
>The tv just started randomly calling him a top three pick one day for no ostensible reason

The reason is Deion Sanders has a gigantic network of contacts and buddies in the media from both his playing days, and his long time at CBS, NFL network, and ESPN. Hes literally been everywhere in media and has contacts everywhere.

>>150402651
omg omg this is basically the plot of the Sinners movie

>Tyler Huntley
truly an enigma

>>150402662
>smart phone
You've exposed yourself as being over the age of 40

Kinda rooting for the Raidahs this year. I'm a Bear fan but my best bro has been a Raider fan his whole life but disowned them the past few years, and now he's back. I like Pete Carroll and Geno and Jeanty, and the Bronkeks and Queefs and Chorgers are so relentlessly gay it's easy to root against them. Bear down and believe in the silver and black.

>>150402651
this is already so exhausting. im sick of hearing about this fag

>Kenny Pickett to the Raiders
book it

>>150402698
>being over the age of 40
problem, zoomie?

>>150402501
Durian is the worst QB I've ever seen that keeps getting repeat chances with no sunk cost logic behind it in 30 years

finna boutta win da owl

>>150402763
one hater at a time...

>>150401648
>He’s never been a good qb.
you genuinely don't know ball
he wasn't first round pick good, but he's not a bad qb

what's the best football vidya that i can pirate on pc and import current rosters into?

dununununununun GO PACK GO

>>150402480
Racists out!

>>150402792
based 90s sitcom intro music chant

Oh the Packers
Riding to Super Glory once again
Out of nowhere
Playoffs sure
Super Bowl surprise
Oh the Packers
Fall 2025 to Winter 2026
What a great time
For the Packers

>>150402804
She eatin good

fudge packers

guess this means DTR is gone and McCord to the practice squad

>>150402822
Sounds good?

>>150402827
Hurts, McKee and Howell sounds solid as a group

At this point I am sure that I could unironically sack the Cardinals QB after drinking 2 beers. That offense line is so incredibly trash that even a fucking retarded newbie like me can see it after watching half a game

>>150402832
Bowel is shit but for a 3 he's a steal because he can actually sling and is willing to instead of just being some meat cog in there trying to hang on. Guy just racks up way too many sacks/ints/mistakes to be relied on

>>150402837
the small korean man will outrun you, germanon, beers notwithstanding

>>150402848
You underestimate the nimblemess of my feet and the size of my bicep.

>>150402852
okay post feet then

>>150402840
he at the very least has shown he is capable of winning games
DTR looked like one of the worst quarterbacks I have ever seen and that's against 3rd stringers and future shelf stockers
McCord looked like hot ass but there were flashes of potential in there that some time on the practice squad may be able to help develop

>>150402840
If it comes down to Howell playing, the Eagles are fucked, but he's got a lot of starts under his belt and that amounts to a little.
Also, with them trading for him, it almosts guarantees the team won't be in the Shedeur sweepstakes if he gets cut.

>>150402860
Fuck you got me. My feet arent that nimble. My cep thoughbeit... anyways its a disgrace how the Tardies pocket crumbles if it even exists

>>150402871
yes fair enough
sorry for taking your OL coach

>>150402866
>if it comes down to a qb3 playing, the team is fucked
of course, but if you're down 17-7 with him emergency entering the game he might play over his head occasionally. DTR or someone like Clayton Tune the games over

It's just a matter of time

>>150402899
lmao
>he just needs more time (in the pocket)

>>150402373
Nobody wants a McChicken, faggot. We are Filet o Fishmaxxing this year

>>150402899
>Justin Fields with a weaker arm and no athleticism

what went so wrong with deion's offspring?
surely one of them should be good at something?

>>150402932
Lmao

>>150402932
daddy primate was a product of his time he'd have been shit without boomerball philosophy

>>150402932
Ay he keeps it 1 hunnid

I still have yet to see any Shedeur cultist explain what he's actually supposed to be good at or why he's worth investing in.

>>150402961
he's black
that's all that matters to them

>>150402961
Dat boi can ball. Coach Stefanie is racist af

>>150399229
I would guess Geno Smith, since they acquired him in the offseason and named him the starter...

1. Broncos
2. Raiders
3. Chargers
4. Chiefs

Many are saying this

The only decent choice at McDonalds is the 20 chicken nuggets box. Anything else is retarded.

>>150403043
Chiefs aren't finish that low unless Mahomes tears his ACL in week 1

>>150399301
>In addition, Jalen Milroe is the only QB to lose three fumbles in a game with less than 25 pass attempts
It doesn't matter, he's gonna be great even though he was unimpressive in college, because Josh Allen was also unimpressive in college!

>>150403045
or Eagles week 2
or Ravens week 4

>>150403047
I doubt that other Kiwi gives a fuck about Jalen Milroe

>>150400677
its the preseason copium and delusions, happens every year
as a rams fan I've had the privilege of watching retards say that sb4 could be our next qb, then every chance he gets in the regular season he stinks it up

And a chocolate molten lava cake

And a tight moist bussy

>>150401709
CATBOWL 2026

>>150403169
Is that a chocolate soufflé?

>>150402272
2005 but didn't go on /sp/ until Chip Kelly's wild ride time.

Cowboys still officially beat out Chiefs in the seethe-o-meter who take a close seconds while their divisional rival the Chargers want.... the Chargers to lose?

>>150403191
A got a chocolate soufle for you
*BRRRRAAAAAAPPPPP* *SQUISH*
If you want more we play the Bengals week 1

>>150403216
8 Franchises chose the Buffalo Bills as a team they'd most tolerate winning a Super Bowl if their own team couldn't, must be Josh Allens smile, and then Chiefs were runner up with 6 due to Stockholm Syndrome likely obtained by the Patriots.

>>150402913
Sorry I'm a poorfag and can get 2 mcchickens for 3 bucks and change so I'm sticking to them. I should've saved the JaMarcus pic for this reply.

>>150403240
You might not notice this but those are the names of football teams(NFL) and there's a guy in a football uniform holding a football.

>>150403216
>>150403240
>Texans and Titans
Team they most want to see lose:
>Cowboys
Team they would accept winning the owl: >Cowboys
What the fuck is their problem?

>>150403255
thanks anon, i wasn't sure what I was looking at

>>150403260
lot of regional middle of the state fairweathers in areas with multiple teams who just swap gear based on who wins the most

>>150403255
>let me offset this text by half the column width and ruin the flow of information just to shove a pointless graphic in there
wow great idea man, that was definitely worth it

>>150403260
Texans and Titans both want a Texas team to win but they also want to be the Texas team that wins it. Titans would settle for just being back in Texas though.

>>150403241
You can't get shit for $3 here it sucks. My go to is generally large big mac combo w chocolate thick shake then I add on either a Filet o Fish or Double Filet o Fish. Generally costs $21-24 kek probably just because NZD isn't worth shit compared to USD these days. We used to be 71 cents to the US dollar now we're 59 cents. Economy has gone in the fucking toilet since Covid

>>150403268
>swap gear based on who wins the most
do niggas really?

>>150403273
Well they had to move the text so you'd be able to see the guy holding the football. If they didn't you wouldn't be able to see him. Hope this helps!

>>150403280
imagine being in middle Ohio not near Cinci/Cleveland and the Browns and Bengals are your options lmao
rn they all wearing burrow jerseys

>>150403268
No fucking way

>>150403227
Bills best years were as the AFC sacrificial lamb for 4 years in a row during a time of NFC absolute dominance. As an GenX Broncos fan I remember that era of AFC sacrificial lambs, but we got a back to back redemption arc for Elway's sunset when the NFC dominance waned; the Bills got suffering under the thumb of the 20 year Patriots dynasty.

>>150403287
here it's steelers/eagles/redskins/ravens and the only people i ever knew that switched up did it in 96 and never looked back

>>150403304
>mountain mama, take me home

I like the goofy little fake handoff/ fake QB about to pass dance - thing they all do depending on the play. Like lmao you gave the ball to the guy and now you have to do 3s of pantomime QB shit to confuse the defense neekeris? Absolutely kekworthy

>>150403279
No value menu option? McChicken is $2.29 or something with a value nenu deal where you can get a second item for $1 to double up; cheapest thing on the menu, I wouldn't pay full price for anything at McDonald's.
>>150403338
I liked how you described that.

>>150403364
Our """value""" menu is the opposite of value lmfao

>>150403227
>dykequeens and fagqueers cucking for the loins
sad

>>150403227
>Ravens fans choose Bills

This seems like a cucked mindset but Josh Allen is undeniably based. Is prefer Wions but Bills would be fun too

>Sean McDoodoo's defense in the playoffs
kek

>>150401709
Wtf the raiders won a super bowl?

>>150401874
If you work more than 20 hours a week lower your tone when talking to me.

>>150403487
kek based. I wish I could find a job that required less than 20 hours per week but didn't pay like complete dogshit. I feel like unless you're a consultant or software engineer the options are non existent here. I need to win lotto

>>150403500
I've been at work for an hour and a half and already had 2 smoke breaks, that's euromaxxing

>>150403538
That's an elite pace hombre keep it up. I've had about 4 darts today myself

>>150403500
>Software engineer
Even better. I write specs for code bros. Its comfy af.
>Business niggas call me and say they need a green button
>wait for a day
>write "Business needs button (green)" on a piece of paper and hand it to devs
>devs ask "what size button?"
>go for lunch with cute hr lady
>wait for a day
>ask business, they dont know either
>write "button (green), size according to dev expertise"
>devs feel mighty
>business is happy
>I get paid
The 2 months before bonus discussions I ask business "what size button (green)?" before giving it to devs to prove I thoroughly own the entire process but thats optional

>>150403462
they won the AFCCG in 2002, but lost the super bowl to Gruden and the Bucs

>>150403551
People here talk about asterisk rings, that's a fucking big one, the Raiders coach basically threw the game

>>150403562
How is it asterisk? Not Chucky's fault that the raidurrs are a dumb organization and didn't bother changing plays.

>>150403589
Changing the game plan at the last second is sus

Give me one good reason why Joe Flacco who made 2 conference championship games outside of his Superbowl 2012 run is called "fluko" but Matt Stafford who has a single playoff win outside of his 2021 Superbowl run isn't referred to as a fluke artist??

Remember volume statistics throwing to 6'5 first ballot Hall of Fame Wide Receivers aren't a legitimate reason

>>150403596
>Stat Padford

>>150403596
Flacco gets bad rep because
>Flacco is a funny word to say
>when he was good he looked goofy with his monobrow, if he looked like he does now in 2012 he'd get more respect

>>150402932
>what went so wrong with Deion's offspring?
Don't know but they grew up around a famous father that had a pizazz kind of showboat type of personality but he backed it up. They're both basically UDFA which means they're developmental players, being around their dad rubbed off on them but they don't have the same drive or talent, so people putting them up on a pedestal and expecting something good, well, it can also happen with people drafted highly but just don't have the career that's expected of them. I think Deion is looking at his children through rose colored glasses and deserves some blame, maybe he's praising them too much but he should know where they at more than anyone on a professional level and they're not there. Shilo could have had a lot more snaps in that week 3 game but was ejected early, Shedeur doesn't have the knowledge, composure and tricks to beat defenses and can't be trusted where he's at to manage a team from a starting position, he should get good at managing a 2 minute drive cause those require a lot of awareness, management and knowledge of what defensive looks you're getting and teams want a quarterback they can trust.

>>150399901
Don't even underestimate the lengths The Man will go to in order to Keep A Brotha Down

>>150403631
The monobrow was a fucking horrendously bad look. I feel like 2008-2010 he was Anthony Davis tier with that thing. Eventually he realized how bad he was getting clowned on for it. 2011 onwards he genuinely changed and kept getting voted one of the most handsome QBs in the NFL. Self awareness doesn't come straight away

what's her endgame?

The eagles SUCK

>>150403651
you guys care way too much about these media whores

>>150400055
>just look at those soulless BPD eyes, how is it so hard for guys to avoid women like this?
When you know those BPD eyes mean nonstop insane freak sex it can be more difficult than one might imagine.

>>150400552
Is Arch really gonna be good if Quinn is sucking with the Dolphins and Arch cant win a job over him.

>Deleted
Got em again lol

>>150403589
If anything the asterisk is because it was Dungy's team.

>>150400012
Eagles' social media team are the real winners here.

>>150402250
>Rodgers will absolutely sandbag to try to make his coach look incompetent
In Tomlin's case that doesn't require a lot of sandbagging.

>>150403216
self-loathing chargers fans

coach primate

Patty Cuckitini

Coach Noglin

Trevor Lawrence? More like Trevor 4INTs lol. Seriously though, he's a bust.

>>150400563
His last name is Manning though so some retarded team like the Browns or Saints will take him #1

>>150403871
Never had a losing season chud

>makes deion pay to ''mentor'' shitdeur throughout highschool
>becomes part owner of the raiders
>doesnt draft him
>shitdeur falls to fifth round
>gets on tv and says modern qbs are soft and need to work harder and get off social media
>shitdeur announced as 4th string qb
>doesnt offer a single word of public support

its not humanly possible for this man to be more based

Oh God, he's back.

>>150403216
People enjoy seeing the cowboys lose and fail and choke. It’s really really funny and fun to watch. Last season was actually kind of boring because we didn’t get to see cowboys fans get built up and smashed down like usual every year

i;m thinkgen bout thos boyz again

>>150404119
Me too and boy am I laffin

>>150404006
Rodgers bout to change that

>>150403240
>>150403261
>>150403273
Kek

i jus cant stop thinkgen bout thos boyz

>>150402272
I unironically can't remember when I started browsing here.

HOL UP

HOL UP

they jus liv so rentfree in my head i just keep thinkgen bout them. i have them all over my drive. I. JUS. CANT. STOP. THINKGEN. BOUT. DEM. BOYZ.

>>150404165
Thanks Romo

>>150402272
Cancer of course.

>>150404176
You’ll just keep repeating this forever like a broken brain autismo huh? Nothing to actually say about the pathetic cowboys? Just thinking out dem boyz right?

Daaaaaallas
Ohhh Daaallas
Excitement of the night..

These retards embarrassed themselves so badly in the playoffs in 23' that the NFL gifted them a cakewalk schedule so they could get an asterisk Owl win. Literal affirmative action ring.

>>150404180
That’s really not fair to Dak. He’s responsible for half of them.

>>150404201
Lmao yeah deflect at the eagles cowfag

Remember when this was the narrative on Hurts?

Dak is 8th all time in passer rating btw

>>150404206
>>150404223
Holy fucking kek at this seethe. I bet this is your year right cuckboys?

>Brings up the cowboys out of nowhere
>Gets btfo
>H-HOLY SHIT G-GUYS, HE'S SEETHING!

>>150404223
What's his passer rating before he starts to stat pad in garbage time?

>>150404211
They didn't let Hurts pass last year, is that why? I figured it's just because he sucks

>>150404244
The "Garbage time" in question

>>150404238
>out of nowhere
>>150403216

I don’t even care about your joke beloved loser team outside of how funny it is when they lose and you seethe. I was responding to a poll in a normal fashion, you threw a shit flinging autistic seething fit like a fucking loser baby. Sensitive about dem boys much? LMAO

Soon.

Got that Big D energy

>>150404289
Yeah sure that’s what you have

feelsgoodman

>>150403651
I mean, she’s a giant titty bimbo who somehow managed to get rich without making porn. I think she’s achieved the endgame? Maybe the only thing left is to get knocked up by Elon Musk so she can try to stay famous

Holy kek I broke him. Cowboys fans holy shit

Who is reading my posts to you, faggot?

>>150404319
Even the booba?

>>150404321
SOVL

>>150404364
Your wife. But I have to get out of bed and go to work so you might as well go back to eating and crying

>>150404374
Shut up, bitch, you have a fent bender to get back to.

>be a cowboys fan
>think about the Eagles
pretty sad stuff, dire some would say.

>>150404391
That was bizarre desu

>Be Fentadelphian
Dire, some would say.

Monday night football
Strippers at my place

>>150404414
>Strippers at my place
What gender?

How do you report posters to ICE? I’m suspecting the cowboy poster might be on the brown variety.

>>150404442
My sister said she found an anonymous ICE forum you can use to report people, anonymously. I don’t know how to find it but I can text her and ask if you want. I don’t know it might be against the rules to link it or something too though

I know it’s 5 or 6 at Texas rn, getting up early for a hard shift at the farm Juan?

>6:30 AM is early
I guess it is when you're used to waking up past noon because you're an addict.

WE DEM SOIS

>>150404522
Yeah, but did you really just wake up or have you been sitting in front of your computer all night and now you’re about to go to bed?

I, too, want to join in the American banter. I suppose as a proud Arizona nigga I hate Texans but feel deeply alienated by Philadelphia because my glorious country is so so so incredibly big that there must be gigantic cultural differences between me and Americans who are not within my state boudaries. Your local Philadelphia fast food chain/ food choice disgusts me as a big fan of Jack and the Box Pizza.

>>150404580
I’m from San Francisco and that Dallas retard has been arguing with me for 80% of this time. He just thinks I’m from Philly because he’s a schizo

Philadelphia is still a poverty franchise with a losing record and a ring they got off of a cakewalk schedule doesn't change that.

>I’m from San Francisco
San Fran, Philly, same difference. You're still a fag.

>>150404597
two rings bitchboy

>>150404619
My math admittedly isn't very good, but I'm pretty sure 5 > 2

>>150404596
I thought there were only negers and homosexuals in San Francisco?

The Cowboys have won a ring more recently than the Whiners btw

>>150404632
Yeah but I’m out in Sea Cliff so I don’t have to see them

>the last championship we won was nearly 30 years ago!
Imagine being proud of this

>>150404696
>The point
>Your head

>>150404713
you brought up Super Bowls numb nuts

Starting to think the Kangz will win it all this time.

>>150404626
how many this century?

>>150404952
Is there an expiration date on Lombardis or something?

>>150404957
yeah there's a point where bragging about old rings just becomes like a senile old man at the retirement home talking about the good ol' days
yeah we get it gramps, finish your tapioca and go back to bed

In a game? 8 touchdowns in a game?

>>150405085
Fucking nauseating

>>150405085
Reminds me of when the Panthers pulled Young and the next game every time they did anything right you'd see shit like "first TD in the first half since week 7 of the previous year"

Anyone else think the Kangz have a floor of the NFC championship this season?

>>150405139
dude, no

>be Panthers
>have every good player except McCaffrey leave in 2019
>team turns to shit immediately and stays that way for years
What a shock

>>150405085
The Louvre would be way better with a funny section

>>150405139
Their floor is missing the playoffs entirely

>gayposting mahomes obsessed kiwicel banned again

thank you jannys, keep him out

>>150404203
what is that? 120 million per playoff win?

Reminder now that the kiwi is gone, racism has no place here

amazing that there are still genuine cowboys fans itt

>40-6
kek

REMINDER
Tua sucks lol

>>150405464
Hilariously retarded ones too. Just like the stereotype

>>150405523
They really are the faggiest fans in the NFL.

>>150405528
Right?

>>150405534
Chiefsfags are a close second, but nigglefags are 1st place on the faggotry chart.

coward

>>150405549
Why would Baker's opinion even matter?
He's the Bucs QB

I offer bad football takes and then I samefag my post by agreeing with myself.

>>150405545
upset?

>>150405613
Insecure?

>>150402272
Somewhere around the newfag-cancer transition. I lurked for a while before posting regularly though (I wish more people did that these days).

>>150405621
about what?
we won it all

>>150405127
turbocringe

>>150405627
>we

>>150405607
Lmao based

>>150405639
I'm Big Dom

>>150405648
I'd hate to be him. He's probably about dead from the beetus and kidney failure.

>>150405085
You now remember this game where the Giants had negative net passing yards

Cowboys fans on a raging seethe I see

New

>>150405665

>>150405665

>>150405665

>>150405660
He isn't.