Thread 150399056

What cope are the hokroaches spreading around this morning?

2nd for MY ellen

IT'S MAD MONDAY!!!!!!!!!

>>150399859
Uhh... Opening round is still going?

Just came here from reddit last week but you cunts are genuinely based as fuck, might stick around here

Good morning alf

I WILL never masturbate again

>>150399920
Why not? It's so fun and often better than sex

i have not fapped in like 5 days now

>>150399937
Yep, this is the take.

>>150399937
it just simply isn't worth it, i always end up cussing myself when i give in and all it amounts to is lowered self esteem & energy for short lived pleasure

According to SEN the AFL is scrambling to replace Snoop dogg at the grand final after the "hypocrisy" of allowing him but banning Rankine.

>>150399975
Just don't go to completion, you will get the best of both worlds

>>150399975
That just sounds like you're mentally ill.

>>150399920
good call mate, you'll stop thinking so much about sex and won't go out of your way to look at porn which will lose its appeal after a bit.
honestly clears your head and makes you calmer as well as making you feel stronger, more motivated and stoic. best thing I ever did, funnily enough you'll have women hitting on you heaps more but won't care

Dogs can't celebrate mad Monday kek

>>150400266
can't see colours or eat chocolate either.

In love with a random roomba ad sales girl from a sponsored facebook advertising

>>150400266
Every Monday is Mad Monday in Footscrazy

>>150400266
gma

Do the dogs rock up at training this week? What's the deal?

>>150399873
>reddit users are flocking here, it's over

rdo today

COLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD

Just feel pies will be going out in straight sets

>>150400808
Not too optimistic as a pies fan myself, hopefully Nick Daicos doesn't get cucked out of a brownlow again at least

>>150400823
Dawson wins it tbqhwy

What are we going to talk about with this weekend off?

brodie grundys brother won a hilux in afl fantasy by 3 points (one kick or mark)

>>150401104
Kyerin?

>>150400319
I've got one of them. Does a good job.

Honestly the only team I can't see going out in straight sets is Geelong and even then I'm only half certain

>>150401224
we know but what about the vacuum does it suck as hard iykwim haha

>>150400993
Haha based

gma

>>150401693
Some retarded club will take him surely

>>150401693
at this point the dogs don't want him even for trade value, they want to delist him this year but the afl said no

im gonna be a dad

>>150401868
Based indigenous draft prospect

>>150401868
if true, congrats mate

call him Gary if a boy, after GAJ

>the only finals the dogs have won since 2016 were in 2021
crazy shit

Kinda want mickey d's but it's so expensive probably better to get a proper pub lunch instead.

Gws vs hawthorn jumper clash is going to be ugly as fuck, unless gws wear their black kit

>>150402082
pub lunch will probably be a bit more spenny but not by much and will be higher quality

>>150402098
yeah that's my thinkn i'll wait till the pub opens

fine ill say it again, kosi picket a fucking nigger

>>150402161
as far as boongs go, he's pretty inoffensive. can't recall him speaking about any race shit ever.

>>150401693
>JAMARRA | Welcome to Swan Districts | Goals, marks and skilled moments (HD) (4K)

remember when they had to change the bump rule because byron pickett would pretend to go for the loose ball then surprise heem his opponent who was also going for the ball?
howling at the amount of poof melbourne private school afl 'talent' he flattened

How long do you think it should take to encrypt a 5TB external HD (HD, not SSD)?

>>150399607
They’ll be bitching about that handball that was deemed insufficient intent.

>>150402193
kek

>>150402332
If you can't stand the heat stay out of the kitchen

>>150402332
Landlords should provide air conditioning to ensure a property can reach a certain cool temperature in the heat. In most states (possibly all) they're required to ensure heating is installed, no idea why air con isn't treated the same.
If you can't afford to run your air conditioner that's on you but if you're renting out a property it should be required to install air conditioning.

>>150402332
>perth
not my problem

>The 2025 AFL finals will begin with a bang when Collingwood make the trek back to Adelaide to face the Crows in a blockbuster Thursday night qualifying final.

>And the Brisbane Lions will head to Melbourne to meet Geelong in a Friday night qualifying final at the MCG, the two teams potentially reprising their monumental preliminary final battle of last year when the Lions won by 10 points. Both finals will begin at 7.40pm AEST.

>>150402332
>31.3 C
>record heat
?
for winter maybe

>>150402375
based /ck/ oil enthusiast iykwim haha

>>150402384
I'm glad the Lions-Cats game is on the Friday night.

>>150402384
>>150402406
>Brisbane fans will need to take time off work to travel down to Melbourne
>Geelong fans will need to take time off work to travel up to Melbourne
Awful timeslot for the club's fans.

>>150401868
Nice work mate, godspeed

>>150402416
this desu

>>150402416
doubt the fans were a consideration.

Gerard whateley is a gaybo!

>>150402416
You're being silly.

>>150402478
There will be more neutrals at the game than supporters for either club. The neutrals will go for Brisbane (for the lols) and Geelong will be playing in a hostile venue again.

>>150402332
surely this wasn't posted today
10C outside and raining sideways right now

>>150402495
I have been to every Cats final in Melbourne for the last sevarl years and there is never a problem with representation. The two recent prelims against Brisbane had a very good number of Lions fans too.

>>150402526
What days were they on?

>>150402495
Geelong and Brisbane members get priority purchase. There will be shitoads from both clubs with more being from Geelong. There will be a fair share of neutrals there but it's the only final at the MCG in the first week so would happen with any other two clubs on any other night.

fuck afl

>>150402526
>>150402530
2022 - Preliminary Final.
Friday - Geelong vs Brisbane - 77,677

2024 - Preliminary Final.
Saturday - Geelong vs Brisbane - 93,066

Hmm, wonder what timeslot works best.

>>150402528
At least one of them was a Saturday night. I think 2022 was a Friday thoughbeit.

Meta thread >>150399693

Afl went to shit once they removed sunday finals matches

>>150402553
I agree Saturday is better, but 77k is far from a failure

>>150402559
AFL went to shit when they stopped 'if you don't want to know the scores, look away now'.

>>150402564
WE HOST IT AT THE MCG SO MORE FANS CAN GO, OKAY?!

>>150402571
I believe teams should be allowed to choose where they play a home final, even if it means Kardinia however 77k vs 40k is very different to 77k vs 93k

prepare yourselves boys, wasian hsgf summer looms

>>150402586
So lucky.

>>150402574
cool it with the antisemitism

>>150402587
Would
Would
Would

>>150402559
afl went to shit once channel ten lost tv rights

>>150402553
2022 could have easily been meme-flue affected. I vaguely remember seeing some masks at that final (thought not many) and there were definitely masks on the train ride there. You watch it get 90k+ on Friday.

>>150402640
>First prelim in Melbourne in 3 years
>People stayed away because of a mask
Yeah... nah. It's just a shit timeslot.

I told you guys Luke Beveridge is the worst coach in the AFL. I have told you this multiple times over the years and you still didn't believe it.

>>150402660
Society was only just normalising. I think it could have easily played a part. Are you going to be posting about it being a shit time slot choice if they do get 90k to it this year?

>>150402668
Based Vol-Kano.

>>150402668
>and you still didn't believe it.
this is not the case. the opinion of alf was one of indifference.

i just don't care about him, his team and whether they are good or not

>>150402706
Yes. Fans for the clubs can't easily get there, so even if it fills up due to bored neutrals wanting something to do on a Friday it's still a shit timeslot.

the afl should hire a roster of medicos who give out sick notes for mental health treatment by footy exposure with every ticket

>>150402710
No, I don't buy Kano's claim that the Bulldogs have the greatest list ever.
The list is full of problems. One of the reasons for this is because Beveridge has a lot of control over list management.
Beveridge always insists on recruiting players out of Footscray because he has this vision that they must be the ultimate VFL team that all unpicked players strive to play for. Then he rewards those players with selection, and it's always the same type of player: short, slow guys who can't kick, but work hard. Beveridge is especially fond of this type of player because they remind him of himself as a player.

>>150402719
If you say so. I'm a club member and I'm happy with it. Will be going.

>>150402757
Melbourne based, right?
I'm also guessing you're happy that the game is played at the MCG instead of Kardinia?

>>150402761
Yes.

>>150402332
where do you think she sits?

>>150402920
0 or 6, no inbetween with someone like that. If she has pit hair then 6 for sure.

>>150402587
would their nipples be pink or brown?

>>150402936
Was thinking exactly the same thing.
The only question was whether 5 is groomed or just natural growth.

the bulldog nepo xaviers fucking SUCK

wonder if petracca is getting his prostate massaged right now

>>150402332
i can fix her

>>150402332
>>150402971
Ah so shes a "just stop oil" climate extremist

boring incel chat

BIG INCEL CHADS

>>150402971
>155408
Your clock is running fast, m8.

I installed Debian; Windows 11 was very much like the West Coast 'Eagles' Football Club.

5AA Sports talkback is about to start. Adelaide vs Collingwood, expecting good seething about Rankine.

mpv https://23203.live.streamtheworld.com/FIVEAA_AAC48/HLS/playlist.m3u8

Do any of youse unskilled, uncertified blokes want to do the plumbing, wiring, framing or tiling for my bathroom reno? Just don't tradies with a job like that, you know?

Worst thing about the proliferation of amateur porn is the amount of pathetic cocks you see

>>150403135
Most of the amateur cocks are of decent size, they're just attached to normal sized men and going into normal sized women.

Porn is filled with midgets, so a 6" penis looks like it's 12".

IF Adelaide beat the pies I believe they will at least make the grand final
IF they lose to the pies they wont make the grand final.

Given that they havent played a decent team away from home since round 14 (loss to hawthorn), and in fact their losses this season have been away against top 8 sides with the exception of their loss at home to geelong, I have doubts that they will win a prelim away from home

In saying that I think they will beat the pies as they did last time. Pies gave it their absolute all and still came up short.

>>150403072
debian is babby tier
install gentoo

Three lines or fewer. Thanks

>The Lions have finished top 6 in the last seven years
>Played two grand finals and won one
>Their team that beat Hawthorn last night was missing 6 players from the best 23
>9 of their players were 22 and under
>Next year they will add Allen, Annable and probably Draper
>Only look like losing Ah Chee and possibly Starcevich
8 years ago this club won the wooden spoon and was a total joke. What happened?

>>150403184
I'm not a tinkertranny, just wanted something minimalist that just werks

>>150403135
That's in professional porn now too. I don't even have a big cock and yet I'm bigger than half the current guys in porn even with them being manlets and using all sorts of parlour tricks and flattering angles

>>150403195
Lachie Neale went up there.

>>150403203
That's only because the girls in porn are now hambeasts that make them look smaller.

>>150403195
The AFL manipulated their team development to try to help the sport grow in Queensland. It didn't really work because attendance figures are still paltry there.

>>150403239
thats only because the stadiums are tiny
when they finish that new stadium at victoria park and assuming bane keeps being good, they will get 30,000+ plus regularly and will get 70,000+ at big games, since the stadium is around that in capacity

>>150403239
>It didn't really work because attendance figures are still paltry there
unless they start ripping out seats and letting cunts stand hillsborough style or sit on the roof, they aren't fitting more into the gabber

>>150403246
>>150403248
>muh small stadiums!
Not an argument. This is NRLSperg-tier reasoning.

>>150403239
They sell out virtually every game. Not much they can do in that regard until they get their new stadium.

>>150403212
Just want to go back in time and have port do more to get Neale back HOME to his childhood club. Port WOULD have won a flag if he came to port. There was rumours at the time hed go to port. Wasted opportunity.

Also Dunkley funnily enough was also tipped to come to port as the front runner before he also chose brisbane.

>implying trannies can install gentoo when they have to die late every 2 hours
lol

>>150403259
you'd have to get rid of his misso because he only went to bane because she told him they were going to live in qld

>daniher
wanted to escape the melbourne footy fishbowl
>neale
whipped
wild that bane's two most important recruits ever only ended up at the club from ways that had nothing to do with the club itself

lol

>>150403252
what is remotely nrlsperg about that argument dumbarse
it's a simple fact, less people can turn up to games when you have a low capacity stadium like the gabba, it's one of the lowest capacity stadiums in regular use for afl games, only gws and gold coast have smaller stadiums. the gabba attracts 25,000+ more often than not.

>>150403312
It's the exact same line of reasoning he uses to justify NRL's low crowds - smaller stadiums.

>smaller stadiums don't get 90k crowds
no kidding

>>150403316
nrl has an 80k stadium in where those same teams get 15k
brisbane does not have an 80k stadium and sells out the gabba
not really comparable imo, run along nrlsperg

>>150403307
Neale didn't go to Brisbane because of his wife. Her family is all from WA. There were rumours they were going to go back there because she missed her family.

>>150403274
Actually just thinking about it more and having a quick look at the 2018 draft I dont think thered be a scenario where port could have got Neale as well as Rozee and Butters in the same off season.

Having all 3 I reckon could have got port a flag, but not only 2/3. Unless port tried to get more for Hawks for Chad Wingard and maybe got more picks and didnt take Ryan Burton, but Burton wanted to go to Port anyway.

Still kek'ing that port got Butters in exchange for Polec and Pittard to Norf lmao. And then took JHF for free almost a few years later.

>>150403320
Exactly

>>150403324
That's not the argument. You tried to justify lower crowds by appealing to smaller stadiums, just like "NRLSperg". If your argument is valid, so is his, because it's the same reasoning.

>>150403316
yeah but its clear there's demand for more when a stadium is near capacity most games, which as a lions customer this year, unless it was raining i didn't see a game under 25,000k
suncorp is like 52k capacity and i don't think i've ever seen it sell out for anything aside from special events like origin, and i have actually been to a few nrl games (none this year)

>sydney is closer to wellington than it is closer to perth
that's crazy

>>150403359
So what makes you think a larger stadium would fill more, when, as you said, the Gabba doesn't get to capacity as it is?

>NRL star Brandon Smith hit with drug, betting charges
>Former Melbourne Storm star Brandon Smith has been charged with drug supply and an “inside knowledge” betting offence by police.

>>150403366
>Eight Gabba Sell Outs As Lions Fans On Track To Set 20 Year Record
This is 2024 I imagine this year is fairly similar

feeling on edge might sperg out about brisbane lions crowds

>>150403366
the lions had a record 63k members last year and will hit another new record this year, the game is growing in qld and demand is growing. i get emails all the time telling me to return my seats if i don't plan on going to make room for more people to turn up.
also they are building a larger stadium regardless, not because anyone in brisbane wants it but because of the retarded olympics. when the lions move to that stadium you can rest assured they will get at least 30k+ regularly

what the fuck is nrl lol

you can cut the tension with a knife

kingy was right about freo

>>150403403
best list in the afl should be making the granny

carn the pear

>>150403366
dum dum

>>150403349
>Actually just thinking about it more and having a quick look at the 2018 draft I dont think thered be a scenario where port could have got Neale as well as Rozee and Butters in the same off season.
Doubt it's possible. Brisbane had to trade out their first rounds from 2018 and 2019 to get the picks needed to satisfy Freo for Neale. And the pick you used to get Rozee was originally Brisbane's but was swapped to you so you could get into the top 5 and avoid Suns taking him because they wanted to take the 3 Adelaide guns.
Maybe you can get creative but I don't see any way you can trade for Neale and keep the 5 and 12 you used to get Butters and Rozee.

Any Aussie reality tv shows on at the moment?

>>150403428
Survivor I believe.

>suns try and keep bombers at arm's length as too scared to play Freo
>Bombers get a sniff and chase them down
lock it in

brisbane is literally afl clay now

the gabba's true capacity is hard to work out since they keep the cricket pool deck in place and how many people fit on that varies week to week

be funny if gaynor gets booed

>>150403479
nah broncos are quite comfortably still the biggest team here, i've known a few guys who have moved interstate to play semi-pro footy because there's nothing going on here

gaynor got called a fag again

>The MCC has launched an investigation into multiple homophobic slurs directed towards the same footballer who was on the receiving end of the Izak Rankine slur.

>The alleged culprits were reported to authorities and fled at half-time from the Pies v Dees game.

Let's see your All Australian teams, /alf/

>>150403489
It's what happens when the AFL said it was okay.

>Port Adelaide axes FIVE players as post-Hinkley era begins

damn

>>150403502
How many draft picks do they have?

>>150403502
>Ryan Burton, Jeremy Finlayson, Dylan Williams, Lachie Charleson and Hugh Jackson
Only know three of those names and not surprised they're being let go desu.

>>150403505
three

>>150403513
>Jeremy Finlayson
cancergrift faggotbros...

>>150403489
>the Izak Rankine slur.
>implying Rankine created the term faggot

>>150403560
>Thinking Rankine turned him
the ego

>>150403513
burton and jackson should have been kept and mead and mcentee should have been delisted instead
simple as that

>>150403571
Can see the headlines now when Port bomb next year.
>CARR CRASH

cofe

>>150403569
i never even implied that you esl

>>150403577
port's winning the flag next year champion

>The Melbourne Cricket Club is reportedly investigating a formal complaint made against a spectator who allegedly directed multiple homophobic slurs at a Collingwood player last Friday.
>The incident is said to have occurred outside the Collingwood President’s Function, with the persons of interest fleeing the scene at half-time, according to Nine’s Tom Morris.
>“It’s my understanding that this incident took place directly outside the Collingwood President’s Function at the Collingwood-Melbourne game on Friday night,” Morris told Nine on Monday night.
>“I’m told the person the MCC is looking for was wearing a Melbourne scarf and delivered not one, but two homophobic slurs in the one rant.
>“The incident was reported to ground officials via the anti-social behaviour hotline, but before security could get to the man, it’s understood he and his mates left the ground at half-time.”
>Morris added that the player who received the abuse was the same Collingwood player that suspended Adelaide star Izak Rankine targeted two Saturdays ago.

>>150403619
It was good the eagles had this experience in the side instead of a young kid
imagine how bad they could have been

>>150403636
Everyone just needs to start saying it again, flood these cunts with a tsunami of homophobic sluts

The entire AFL world needs to wrap their arms around Isaac Quaynor at the moment

>noooo you can't say fat it might hurt someone's feelings
>le izak rankine slur xd
Can't make this shit up really

why is it always collingwood?

>>150403637
he was pretty ok his first year tbf

>>150403657
Can't be talking about ground final wins

https://www.portadelaidefc.com.au/news/1876476

willie rioli jr just retired lads

>>150403706
damn guess he decided he'd rather be fat than earn another few hundred k

>>150403593
not with willie

Just heard Willie “the boong” Rioli retired, lads.

Afl has a racism problem

Cock in my bumhole.

brehs
https://x.com/WorldDarkWeb/status/1959407638057488870

Just heard Wiboongie Raboli retired

>>150403781
There's no player by that name you racist

>>150403786
suck some brown cock you poof

>>150403645
>homophobic sluts
i can change him

Don’t understand the chicks getting arrested fetish

how is faggot even offensive
how is any word offensive

I'm a horrible, horrible person who doesn't have the energy to pretend to give a shit about others.

Somebody I've known for years could text my that they have cancer and I'd probably just block them. Family member's birthday? Not getting a text from me. Coworkers father died? I'll just pretend I didn't hear it

>>150403831
crisp craig mcrae showing his true colours (never fooled anyone btw)

"wiboongie raboli" literally the most tryhard unfunny shit i've ever read kek
kill yourself faggot

>>150403829
If the bloke wasn’t a faggot why would he even care?

I’m a huge people pleaser

bloke is tilted kek

crazy he "retired" the same day of the delistings
as if that fat cunt was getting another go anywhere

>>150403835
Kek

Should I dispose of my machete safely or nah

>>150403858
you don't have a machete iykwim haha

>>150403858
if these bins were around before liam jurrah would have had a long career

>>150403858
Only one way to safely to dispose of it.

How many months till Willie is in the news again

don't care about people using slurs but you don't need to try so hard to be edgy
like everyone saying aliir aliir loves kfc and is a nigger, he also was playing his last game with a rolled ankle and MCL injury yet was playing one of his better games. the little wog poof seagull nick daicos could only dream of being half the footballer aliir is.

>>150403706
>>150403719
Port and the AFL not standing up for Willie when he was copping all that abuse earlier in the year has cost us another Aboriginal superstar.
The league really needs to do more.

Hawthorn and Bombers both trying to sign Hinkley in an effort to get Zak Butters next year. Personally I think he needs to head back to Geelong.

>>150403903
>needs to do more.
crisp passive voice complainer demanding a change of circumstances without contributing anything whatsoever to achieve it

>>150403781
>Wiboongie Raboli
lol
lmao

Bum in my cockhole

Whats for dinner?

>Willie Rioli has announced his retirement
Fuck, swear he only debuted in 2018

Whose the brownoid losing his marbles lmao

post yfw gold coast drop their game against essendon and miss finals

>>150403942
Based >eating meat sperg

>>150403910
Butters said he's staying mate, he just can't find his pen at the minute.

i don't watch "footy"

>>150403942
based vegetarian poster

Going to shelve half a bottle of grey goose and see where the night takes me

Crazy how there is now more aggression towards poofs then if they just kept the Rankine news behind closed doors
it's almost like they like getting fucked up the arse

>>150403969
how do bane customers defend this?

He completely shafted West Coast who stood by him after the gatorade stuff, but think Iggs still might've won that trade.

>>150403972
Prostate awareness round. Please get yourself checked.

>>150403974
>fucks over West Coast
>fucks over Poort
>won't remember either club after another week on the bongs
Crisp

>>150403649
Especially the men. Am I right?

>>150403972
its dey culcha

>>150403950
nah i need them to win by 30+ so they can come to perth and get btfod by my fred
it would be funny though

Australia has a racism problem: there's not nearly enough of it.

>>150403951
>>150403959
it's prosciutto, basil & olive.
found a pack in the back of the fridge I forgot I bought

>>150403950
I do want some drama on Wednesday night but I also want to see the Bulldogs miss finals so I'm torn. Gold Coast leading the match and then Bombers coming hard with Suns only just holding on for the win probably my preferred outcome.

Couldn't give a cunting fuck about the finals

>>150403843
he kicked 27 goals in 18 games, ntb, they would've signed him on again

>>150403571
>>150403513
Most of them you could see coming but Hugh Jackson getting delisted is really surprising. He played well in the games he had and id have even said he was one of the positives to come out of the year and was looking forward to seeing him get more of a run next year.

Didn't see him getting delisted at all.

Also Rioli listed is bad because hes ports best small forward and 2nd highest goal kicker. And Dylan Williams getting delisted managed to kick about 20 goals in 5 games in SANFL and when he came into the AFL team as the sub for 1 game he was made to play defence.

Looks like the forward line is going to be an issue again in 2026 for like the 7 or 7th year in a row

>>150404011
g'day bevo

>>150404011
Based Blooser

>>150403972
It's incidental contact, it only looks bad on one angle and Larkey never said reported it or said anything about it so he either didn't notice the contact or didn't care.

>had a manic episode, wiped my old laptop and deleted all of my reaction images
I hope none of you bros ever get to know this pain. I spent 10 years curating that collection.

>>150404011
I wouldn't if I supported Nort either.

>>150404015
Hugh Jackson is an actor mate

>>150404025
first time?

Someone needs to webm Fly handing Jordan Lewis the mic instead of shaking his hand.

>>150404025
I haven't done it intentionally but I did lose around 7 years worth of images and assorted data when a hard drive died and most recent back up was corrupted.

There’s some great ass and pussy shots in survivor

I like thick legs and fat pussies

>>150403942
Philly cheesesteak. I didn't take a pic but I've posted it before anyway. Highly recommend it for an easy and delicious meal.

>>150403942
what on earth is this

Any tips for robbing houses?

Been making a philly cheesesteak type meal for years and I just found out

I'm not as ugly as I though I was

>>150403972
blakey enjoyed it

>>150404079
just bee yourself

>>150404087
Good on ya mate, I'm sure you'll get a gf with that attitude!

>>150404092
Wouldn’t would would wouldn’t

just realised i'm actually sexy as fuck and lots of women are attracted to me

Feel like shitting my guts out again.

>>150404015
provided marshall and luko have a decent off-season and rip off thilthorpe port will have a decent forward line, will give mitch more freedom to score. tom cochrane was looking really good until his season-ending injury, should be a good replacement for willie.
also new forwards coach, rather than chad cornes who only ever played as a defender, port will hopefully get a real forward coach

>>150404098
Why?

>>150404025
2 years ago my hard drive died which contained all my 4chan stuff from 2011 onwards.
All my early /sp/ and /afl/ stuff gone. All my reaction images gone.
Also lost more than my 4chah folder lost all my Uni stuff, personal documents, photos of family and friends etc.

Saddest for me was some photos, videos and game play footage of videos games I played with a mate of mine who passed away last year. Didn't have any of it backed up elsewhere.

>>150404092
>>150404095
would would would would

>>150404092
I would actually have sex with all of these women.

>>150404103
Just a daily occurrence.

>>150404101
Yeah look Georgiades, Marshall and Lukosius sure hopefully they are fit. But Marshall has a history of serious concussion issues and Lukosius broke down consistently this year. I pray they get their body right for next year but not guaranteed.

Hope Cochrane can do it. Hop port gets his brother too there's HUGE wraps on him but I just know the afl are going to change the rules so >we can't for some reason.

my cat unironically starts hissing and growling every time there's a black player on the screen

Why do you save stuff from 4chan? What do you save from 4chan?
I have never saved anything from 4chan.

>>150404092
wouldn't wouldn't wouldn't WOULD

>>150404132
i'm going to take a screenshot of your comment and save it

>>150404011
this, I'm still howling at that gold cunts game where poort got 12 htb frees to 1 so collingwood got top 4 and the last game would be worth watching
the afl is so fucking rigged, it's literally a circus at this point
keen for nick daicos to get 50 brownlow votes

>>150404105
No wonder this general is dying, we're all losing our cultural artifacts. This new generation don't even know what WABA looked like.

I still have 15 years worth of images saved, lads.

>>150404152
still don't really get this at all considering marshall is good and only like 3 years older

We want White Power to win
White Power to rule
Come on, NEET Aryan aggression
We know footy's a Jew Rort
Our shitposts never get caught
It's true /pol/ Aryan tradition

we'll never stop stop stop
til we cough cough cough
there's history here in the making
we are the blowies from /pol/
we hate Mabior Chol
and your vaccine we SHAN'T be taking

>>150404169
Crisp

/afl/ peaked in late 2022 with ragesperg, piesperg and myself running amok

now that the dust has settled, is this the worst this general (and sport) has ever been?
>freshcunts galore
>normalfags galore
>cazzies galore
>boring, stale gimmicks
>micksperg still shitting up the general
>no insufferable personalities to dogpile (cartcunt, RC, OP, st kentucky, bruce etc.)
how do we MAGA - make /afl/ great again?

how we doing dogbros?

My favourite era of /afl/? Footy freshie frenzy.

>>150403974
>but think Iggs still might've won that trade.
nah my igg got fucking gaped on that one

>>150404173
ragesperg was a funny fucker, I miss him

>>150404169
Good port btw

This general peaks whenever RC is around

>>150404173
It peaked in mid-2020 with turkbro, Straffo, the Footy Frenzy and clownposting

The general got ruined by pooey undies posting (mid-2021)

>>150404190
That fat cunt’s always around.

I am handsome
I am smart
I am worthy
I matter

>>150404151
crisp
i've got a folder of spideyposting pics

do you guys brush then floss or floss then brush

hate sadsack faggots

>>150404209
Floss first. Then you can brush the crap off.

>>150404177
>freshcunts galore
Generally a concern, our memes are dying.
>normalfags galore
Always been the case.
>cazzies galore
I fucking hate this. The worst are cunts who make threads in the middle of games. I hate to sound like kiwi nonce but we unironically need matchies.
>boring, stale gimmicks
Agreed but also, always been the case.
>micksperg still shitting up the general
true, pooey undies started this
>no insufferable personalities to dogpile (cartcunt, RC, OP, st kentucky, bruce etc.)
RC is missed.
Cartcunt is in prison.
Bruce still lurks, and bobs up occasionally but I think he's run out of ideas, plus poort are shit now.

>>150404209
Have never flossed in my 26 years on this earth.

>>150404209
fuck off asio

>>150404192
>clownposting
what was this?

>>150404184
Got Reuben Ginbey and Elijah Hewett. Could've had Sheezel (or Wardlaw).
Oh well.

>>150404227
I would post what I'm referencing but I fucking LOST ALL MY REACTION IMAGES REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I will single-handedly revive /afl/

our dear rc. we miss the big guy so much dont we?

>>150404173
>>150404192
Big fan of the prostitute review era.

>>150404242
There’s only one big guy.

>>150404239
What is your plan

>>150404224
missing out on some good dopamine hits

Did he die?

>>150404250
I will become an insufferable tripcoder

Have to say the general dropped off when I stopped drinking and in turn stopped shitposting all night.

>>150404166
If the AFL gets rid of the sub rule next year as has been suggested you'll see more teams playing an extra ruck off the bench and if they start immediately throwing the ball up rather than waiting for rucks to get there as has been flagged to speed the game up the athletic ruck types will be of higher value. Both could easily be in their 23 and could give them an edge on other teams.

>>150404257
He got a wife and a life.

>>150404245
FUCK
/afl/ literally psyopped me into taking the prozziepill
I reckon I had 5 different escorts around in 2 years

don't even regret it because it was the only intimate human contact I got during the plandemic

>>150404209
I floss after meals. I just brush in morning and before going to bed.

I love ass and pussy

>>150404263
fair enough, i had heard a bit about that rule change stuff

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>150404233
it was 2 + 40 + rioli for 8 + 12 + f2 + f3
pretty much rioli and 40 for a future 2nd and 3rd

Tinder screenshot era was GOATed

I remember I posted some fat mole with on onlyfans and one of youse paid for it and dumped all her disgusting piggie nudes here xD

Karma Lee is hot

>TDK confirmed to St. Kilda
Yikes. Things falling apart at the Blues already.

When SoS (St. Kilda's recruitment guy) bids on Carlton's NGA/Father|son/whatever and forces them to use the TDK compo on that guy.... kek

Did schizo toy poster kill himself?

>>150404285
Many of those tinder screen shots were me.

I have been with my current gf for 3 years so no more tinder screen shots from me.

Based nostalgia fags

>>150404290
Never heard of her. Is she a pornstar, streamer or AFLW player or something?

>>150404257
>All games local time
>Brisbane
>AEDT
Huh?

>>150404294
Carlton are losing TDK and Curnow confirmed.

They can't go again, the rebuild begins, they might as well trade out Walsh and Weitering for some more draft picks.

need to buy a new car lads, old commodore is almost kill- i'm tempted to buy a new one but i actually kind of want a smaller car. problem is most smaller cars are either of worse makes or overpriced or both- e.g if i'm looking at a commodore vs camry from the same year they'll be the same price but the camry will have 100k more kms (plus feel worse to drive but i care less about this)
should i just say fugg it and commit to being a bogan? i hope to only have this next car for a few years in any case so it's not a massive commitment

gocats

>>150404294
On the Couch they were discussing Curnow being very open to trying to get to Sydney. I bet he tells them he wants to explore his options at his exit meeting tomorrow. They should cash in now. That team isn't winning a flag anytime soon, time to rebuild.

>>150403942
>not top and tailing your beans
>eating fish

>>150403942
roast pork

>>150404299
Your service will not be forgotten.
Did you meet your misso on tinder?

>>150404310
>Lloydo has tipped them to win the flag
Ouch, sorry to hear that Cats. Straight sets confirmed.

>>150404299
How did you meet and how fat is she

>>150404309
pre-hybrid era toyota imo

My legs hurt.

>>150404217
This is the first time I lurked in ages and I'm mentioned lol. I miss you guys

>le buy a heckin toyota xd they are so reliable
crisp got slurper tradies/indian

>>150404328
It’s probably the flu

>>150404315
lgm

>>150404283
>future 2nd and 3rd
Willie Rioli for Clay Hall* and Harvey Johnston by the look of it?

*The actual pick was traded to Richmond. They got Kane McAuliffe with it.

Who?

>>150401787
It worked.

>>150404315
Pig is haram

>>150404333
what's wrong with toyota

>>150404310
>Bailey Smith norm smith medal speech
Will there be a potshot at the dogs there?

Adelaide's weakness is Fremantle
Geelong's weakness is GWS
Brisbane's weakness are Hawks (last night was close)
Collingwood's weakness is Hawthorn
GWS's weakness is Freo but they are the in-form team imo
Freo's weakness is Brisbane, duh
Gold Cunts weakness is Adelaide AND GWS
Hawks weakness are Geelong

>>150404359
he hates everything

get the vpn off you big fag

>>150404316
>>150404320
Met on bumble

And she wasn't fat when I met her but definitely porked up some since we have been together kek. But its all good I actually really love her.

>>150404384
Good on you man
wagmi

>>150404384
>But its all good I actually really love her.
why

back from a 3 dayer lads. rulesperg got me for giving sound mortgage advice kek.

>>150404362
I'd only be comfortable playing Adelaide or Freo.
t. Geelong.

name one (1) thing you don't hate

>>150404407
fuck I remember that
it's the anon that always posts
>footy?
or
>fuck of back to pol retards
welcome back brother, fuck the afl and fuck rulesperg

>>150404407
do the crime do the time mate

>>150404410
High scoring grand finals

>>150404423
FUCKING
BASED
A
S
E
D

>>150404410
Collingwood football Club.
1 thing I absolutely hate is faggots though.
I'm a true enigma

i'm racist and homophobic

>>150404410
eating, wanking and pooing

>>150404410
(You)s.

>>150404384
>porked up some since we have been together
>But its all good I actually really love her
Anon is going to marry a fatty who is comfortable stacking it on before getting a ring.
RIP Anon

>>150404362
>Brisbane's weakness are Hawks (last night was close)
Has been but this year Brisbane comprehensively beat them in both games. Last night wouldn't have been close had they kicked even close to straight.

>>150404434
crisp sane individual

>>150404407
Yeah I got a 3 day for this a few days ago. Ban also up. I thank our tireless moderation for the great work they do

do you know what I fkn hate
when you buy one of those re-unsable shavers with the disposable blades and you spend 30 bucks and the blades are really cheap then to get 4 more sets of blades you need to pay another 30 but the brand you got makes 10 different models of shavers so you fkn take a punt and get blades that don't fit onto your shaver so you just wasted fkn 30 bucks and you go home and the shaver you got is called the googlvaac and they don't make blades that fit the mechanism anymore so you gotta buy a new handle anyway?

how often do vaginas need shaving
is it as often as mens beards

>>150404446
piesperg IS rulesperg
you all see it now.

>>150404454
Learn the straight razor you softcock.

>>150404454
take the safety razor pill bud

>>150404467
Yeah, every morning or they get a mean 5 o'clock shadow.

up and atom fellas

>>150404392
We all are mate

>>150404405
Shes the nicest woman ive ever met in my life. Very wholesome, very cute, very girly and has a low body count. Wants to have a family and has good relationships with her family.
Shes so giving and generous that it could even be a flaw where people have taken advantage of her in the past for it.

Also she likes cooking and actually likes cleaning too which is fine with me. She has made my life better is almost every conceivable way.

>>150404467
Yeah.

*be's patiently waiting for the 2025 club membership tally ladder*

>>150404483
Congratulations. You are poor I take it.
No creeping doubt she'll take you for 50%, 70% if you end up having kids.

>>150404483
Good stuff. How fat we talking though?

>>150404483
What's her height and weight?

>>150404483
Literally my gf

Are we being conned?

>>150404503
>>150404507
155cm and around 85kg last time she told me. She looks great though.

>>150404500
Unironically, some things are more important than money. Don't get bitter, get gud.

>>150404483
Apart from not having a penis

lift weights

What does it take to be a cheer squad member?

>>150404516
His missus legitimately looks like a sex doll.

>>150404531
A very grim looking school report card.

>>150404531
A winning smile and a good attitude

>>150404515
You're probably not far off kek though idk her actual weight or height. Shorter than me and weighs less than me thats all I knoe

If I had a gf I would probably beat the shit out of her

if i had a gf i would have her training glutes 3x a week

not racist just don't like them
simple as

I'm extraordinarily racist and want 'em dead

>>150404586
FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S

>>150404586
Crisp

>>150404528
i noticed you don't say to go to the gym any more. i broke you.

What kino should I add to my media server?

>>150404595
been banned you spastic

>>150404555
Not bad, that looks like your average girl. Well done, lad.

>average girl
>heavily obese
grimothy dalton

>>150404555
>Shorter than me and weighs less than me thats all I knoe
You're a... big lad?

>>>/wsg/5957757
This will always crack me up.

>>150404611
If she's like 35 and had a couple of kids already, sure.

>>150404636
Based Jarryd from Norwood

>>150404638
35 is on the young side for most posters here. That's a genuine loli all things considered.

Gold Coast deserve to miss

i just learnt about something called the 'taco bar'

>>150404636
>the chopping block looms
Sounds very John Safran when dropping that last line.

>>150404670
yeah it was happy hour at your mum's before

>>150404636
I remember coming home from the game and immediately making that phone call trying to get on the talkback segment and I was so fucking cold I was shivering because it was 5 degrees in Adelaide that night

>3 non victorian finals
>the only melbourne hosted game is two non melbourne sides
kwab we will get a royal commision soon

>>150404697
>I was shivering because it was 5 degrees in Adelaide that night

Sure it was champ.
We all know your voice was wavering because you were nervous about making a prank call on live radio.

>>150404624
Yes mate im 6'3 and 110kgs
4u

>>150404725
Nah, was literally freezing my nuts off.
I'm a chad irl

going to be crazy watching how badly matthew clarke completely fucks up this off season for the iggs

>>150404726
phwoar
just imagining the size of your pecker

This decaying hypermoral society is begging for a psychotic untamed maniac like myself to overhaul the system

might want to look into mindfulness mate

>>150404752
Lmao fuck that gay shit

>>150404474
I notice this went without response. Volumes. I've suspected this for ages.

Might flog the old knoberino

>>150404769
I would strongly recommend you don't
semen retention is based and pornography is bad

>>150404767
So youre saying pies snitch on field and on 4chan?

>>150404483
Well done mate sounds like my wife. We're happy as pigs in shit.

>>150404314
>top and tailing your beans
why would I waste my time doing that when I'm going to eat them raw and with my hands like poofter chippies? Also it's prosciutto

I reckon I say an average of 20 words per day

>>150404788
>Not clearing your plate
Limp wristed.

>>150404775
Bitch arse faggots through and through

>>150404727
>Chad
>Adelaide
Country bumkin at best.
A real Lennie from Mice and men type or Tex Walker.

>>150404483
shes a hamplanet aye

>>150404816
Tex is from NSW i believe

Love her
We will be together

>>150404824
broken hill

When I was 15, I was insanely attracted to BBWs. I wish I'd slammed the class fatty but I was too self-concious.

back2back is inevitable

>>150404868
Winner of Geelong v Brisbane wins the 'hip

fatties are revolting. don't remember ever meeting a fat person who was competent in their job either.

>>150404854
I'm a tits man and for me the bigger the better so I usually end up getting with chubby chicks because they generally have the biggest tits

>>150404882
HOLY BASED
>>150404881
Also gigabased and true. Fat people have less blood flow to their brains.

i have a very small penis

>>150404874
it's gonna be the granny

whichever side loses is gonna go the long way round and knock off adelaide/collingwood away

me farts are right off

Geelong are going to belt Adelaide in the grand final by 65 points

Night, faggots.

>>150404935
>Adelaide haven't played at the MCG since Round 16
>Geelong will play their first 2 finals there
Uh oh

>>150404912
What's the erect length and girth?

>>150404958
Night, Izak.

Fuck P.O.D. were so good

>>150404967
18cm x 14cm.

>>150404935
Excuse me but it is Flagmantle's to lose.

>>150404362
Brisbane's weakness is the Gabba

>adelaide vs geelong at AO
>brisbane vs adelaide at the gabba

which of these is more likely to produce a kino prelim?

>>150405038
Who will they have in the semi? Fred?

>>150405061
an adelaide vs brisbane prelim at the AO would be biblical

imagine the feral crom crowd

>>150405061
Geelong would beat Adelaide, as expected.
Crows would pull a comeback win at the gabba because lions cant kick.

Cats preeemiership

/giants/

>>150405067
*prelim

>>150405067
Whoever Collingwood faces from the elimination round

>>150405038
>lions suck at the gabba
And yet they still won 3/4 of those games on the right.

>>150405132
4 of their 6 loses were at the Gabba (plus 1 loss at the gold coast stadium)
Their only loss outside of QLD was against Adelaide at the AO and it was by less than a goal

give me stuff for free

>>150405153
Should be noted that loss only happened because bane missed 8 potential goals in the final quarter

>>150405180
Should be noted that Brisbane only had the lead earlier because Crows missed 6 potential goals in the first quarter.

Consider the following: Nick Daicos

>>150405278
he is a good player

>>150405153
I realise that. They've been phenomenal on the road for a year and a half but what was suggested was their weakness is the Gabba. The evidence supporting that was 4 games, 3 of which they won and would've won by a lot more had they kicked straight.
They've definitely performed worse at the Gabba than on the road this year but even so they've still won most of their top 8 matches this year at the Gabba, the exceptions being against the Pies, where they were off a 5 day break and were just completely shithouse, and the Giants where they kicked 13.18 to the Giant's 17.5.
Their biggest issue this year at the Gabba is for some reason they simply can't kick straight for goal there. If a team kicks the lights out like the Giants did it can hurt them but for the most part they just have way too much dominance and territory which creates too many opportunities, even if they waste a chunk of them. Their record against the best teams is far and away the best. I'd rather play them at the Gabba than the MCG currently but it doesn't mean they're easily beatable at home.

it's hip to be square

Three lines or fewer. I certainly did and will not read that at all.

I don't read either. I'm a retard and proud of it.

>>150405363
Proud of you, son.

>>150405363
crispo

>>150405369
You expect me to read all that shit? Fuck you.

got him on a string lads

>>150405308
So you agree with me that their weakness is the Gabba but you also think their weakness is sloppy kicking, which I also agree with. Glad we're on the same page.

was gonna nightwalk but it just started pissing with rain

>>150405433
go on a comfy rainy nightwalk

>>150405429
I pointed out how flawed your reasoning is. Your just reenforced it by misconstruing what was established with my post.

>>150405444
My reasoning is flawless. You just reworded what I said originally in a more verbose manner.

Fiddling with my bumhole

>>150405448
You just hear what you want to hear so whatever I post is meaningless.

btw I've turned off notifications so don't bother pinging me again unless it's to apologise

>>150405436
hmm maybe i've done that before but it's pretty heavy atm

there's nothing inherent about the gabba that makes them kick worse, it's just a ground

it's all in le head, bane had the same issues last season but locked in when it really mattered

>>150405486
This.

Australia has taken in more Indians in 5 years than it has Greeks and Italians in 100

>>150405519
Sounds like they know what they're doing

>>150405519
Imagine choosing Indians to replace the population of a country. How much do they hate us?

>>150405519
Makes sense.

Population of Italy: 58.99M
Population of Greece: 10.39M
Total wog population: 69.38M

Population of India: 1,451M

India has ~21x the population of Italy/Greece, so it's only natural we have ~20x more of them than we do the wogs.

fuck i love mediterranean women

>>150405551
>There are more Indians in the world so we should take more of them
Why do we have to take anyone?

>>150405569
Something happens when they hit 40-50 though. Complete and utter transformation.
Don't understand how such qtie hsgfs can turn into that.

>>150405577
Because western men aren't plapping their western gfs enough.

>>150405588
menopause innit, breeding days are over so they go into full family carer mode

>>150405597
enough for what?

>>150405609
for gdp line to go up

>>150405632
Caring about GDP is nation wrecking. The average person should disregard and seek the political destruction of anyone that references it.

>>150405609
Replacement. Society to function.
Unless we introduce a Logan's Run/Kaelon type system, more worker bees are needed.

>>150405643
antisemetic af

Too much work will ruin you. Follow God and you'll never be poor.

>>150405684
>Society to function.
Absolute horseshit. I hope you're being deliberately provocative.

>ANON...
>[pause]
>ANON!!!
>[even longer pause]
>FROM LONG RANGE
>[pause]
>has missed the dubs... may have just faded late

I'm thinking my hypothetical fiancee and I will get legally married by the State and then have that convalidated/blessed in a full religious sacramental ceremony soon after.

thinking we'll take my hypothetical son to the local rabbi, let him mutilate his penis and then suck it to stop the bleeding.

>Broncucksperg
there are precisely zero Broncos fans in Brisbane. there are a lot of tossers kitted out in merch they got from vinnies and using the games as an excuse to train in from fuck knows where and spend the weekend paying for $40 jugs and depressing strip shows. quite the difference if you pay attention to the "NRL fanbase" here. but nah all the coconuts wandering around in dolphins and cowboys shit ACTUALLY WATCH GAMES (lol).

iggs

Day 2 no fap.

New

>>150411628
>>150411628