Thread 150403573

Heemviously >>150401155

Dana white's my bitch

First for the one and only ranked canadian fighter, zahabi (canadians are pussies with no fighters from their natives citizens)

What is it about MMA that makes the gap between champion and average fighter so fucking massive

Mountain Dew Raja Blast

>>150403691
>AAAAAAAAAAAAND NNNNEEEEEWWWWWW

>>150403648
the champions can usually think for themselves, a lot of these fighters are just plain dumb. DDP is an exception though he became champ through brute force but middle weight has no talent it appears.

Love are Raino simple as

>>150403723
It's nice when we can have some suursensus on heem b

>>150403609
I'm pretty sure Arnold Allen, jasmine jusdavicious, lupita godinez, and Mike mallott might be ranked

Riddler. Riddler will heem.

>>150403747
Fluffy about to be exposed. He’s not fighting tomato cans anymore

>THEY’RE GORILLAS
>THEY’RE APES
>THEY’RE SUBHUMAN
>THEY’RE INCOMPATIBLE WITH OUR PEOPLE
>THEY NEED TO BE REMOVED FROM SOCIETY
I wasn’t expecting guru to go this hard. How long until he’s cancelled for flying too close to the sun?

>>150403757
Who cares

>>150403757
Why are the fatties always the biggest racists

>>150403757
Did he actually say this? Pretty sure that’s jail time in jolly ol England

>>150403764
What happened to the Finn that was always complaining about the mma pooru in heem?

>>150403766
>Why are the fatties always the biggest

>>150403810
kek

Fuck that nigger rampage

>>150403794
I am that individual and the beef is with gurucels less so than him idc about him there is no beef

>>150403691
Tall
White
Deep voice
Handsome
Badass
Cool
Ass-kicker

Yeah... I'm thinking this guy is my spirit-animal.

>>150403774
Telling people to off themselves is too I would have left to somewhere else already in his situation many bong scammers go to dubai must be cheap to set up shop there

>>150403857
Shut the fuck up

>>150403757
It makes me kek that he gets way larger viewing numbers than the journalist-types who hate him and his politics.

>>150403794
perpetually seething at Guru because he fucked his crush

>>150403757
guru already did multiple homophobic videos about jon jones, and multiple videos sperging about nina drama being a woman. the only thing holding him back is living in the uk

If he leaves Englel for America I am officially unfriending him (in my head). That is a betrayal I cannot accept.

>>150403889
Shut the fuck up

>>150403898
*whacks you on the head with a fart piano*

>>150403867
Pay your child support you drunk loser

>hey Anon, no UFC until September 6th. I guess on the weekends you're gonna have to hang out with me now, instead!

How the fuck do you even respond to this?

>>150403876
>muh dick by proxy
You are an irredeemable faggot I'm afraid and guru has only had sex with professionals in South Africa he isn't getting Canadian Russo minge be serious

>>150403911
She very pretty like snowfrake

>>150403911
college football is on all weekend

>>150403911
Shut. The. Fuck. Up

>>150403920
>Americans ACTUALLY watch that crap
What next? Women's basketball?

>>150403927
I've understood college is better than the NFL

>>150403933
Shut the fuck up

>>150403938
I was going to the USA but changed my plans to Mexico because of this there is no way I can scrub everything from everywhere

>>150403938
migabros, we fucking won!

Me walking into the /heem/ thread, knowing that without a UFC event in the near future, it's going to be only fellow patricians and hardcores in there with me.

>>150403933
college football during the day and then right into UFC at night is like watching back to back to back ppvs

>>150403911
>Sorry I have AVPD
Then block her and go about my day.

>>150403989
A very puny dingdong?

>>150403734
Does excessive CTE turn you gay?

Thoughts on raja jackson

>>150403927
>>150403933
College football was the peak of sporting kino for years. Recently it has been destroyed by money. It’s basically a shitty pro league now

>>150403938
Good. She deserves jail time.

>>150403911
>sorry I’m not attracted to Asian women

>>150404009
fucking based, disabled american veterans deserve a good heeming if you ask me. fucking sick to my back teeth of the promos those cripples bed wetters have snuck onto my ufc events. raja did nothing wrong

Aussies used to be good at banter
Sad what’s happened

>>150404000
That's my backup for if Bonesy gets caught in the act
>>150404024
Damn b yeah I heard it was full of the hungriest and least paid athletes kind of like ONE Friday Fights in a lot of ways

>>150404009
Maharaja Rajackson

You in the club and this guy pulls up with a hundred yard stare and starts streaming, wat do?

>>150404042
Hey mate can you stop impersonating me please?

>>150403997
Anti-Vagina Paranoia Disorder

I am allergic to pussy

What Raja Jackson did was not nice let's just say that.

>>150404074
Tell him he's a bitch because he got clowned on earlier and if he wants to prove he isn't a bitch he needs to do something now, bitch.

>>150403841
Kek if that’s actually you then you’re the one that introduced me to guru. I had literally never heard about him before until I saw you sperging out about him and decided to look him up. I’m a guru enjoyer now thanks to you

>>150404107
Based Gastelum. God I wish I had a wife who could pass for Asian.

>>150404094
OHHHHHHHHHHH
>>150404074
ayo he pressin you b you gon take dat?
L
L
L
L
L

>>150403913
While you dream about her, Guru fucks her. Afraid so!

>>150404074
put my burger king hat on do a 360 and walk away

>>150404107
>sperging out
Unlike the mayonnaise slurping fatass who screams into a cheap microphone or his legion of indian and mexican fans right? (:

>>150404134
You think alot about guru having sex with people b?

MMA Guru has had sex but has never kissed anyone

>>150404171
You'll be thinking about it every time you think of your crush

>>150404205
>crush
Are you 12?

Artificial Heem In The West, East

>>150404182
Too stingy to pay the SA ladies for extras I suspect in retrospect

>>150404162
i'm sudanese actually

>>150404218
Big Bad Guru is 12 inches and in your head

^*yawn*
>>150404232
My deepest condolences bappa

A SNITCH NIGGA
THAT THE SHIT I DONT LIKE
A FAUX NIGGA
THAT SOME SHIT I DONT LIKE

>>150403757
Fatigue is real.

>>150404009
Nigs going to nig.

I need a gymbabe to violently raja my penis

>>150404272
Thawlts on bitches and sneak dissers b?

Personally I’m a Nelkchad

Rajerking my perajenis

Did raja get his getback ?

WORLDSTAR WORLDSTAR

>>150404396
his getback and more

>>150404396
>>150404406
It's spelled maybach my north african chums

We’re all in here BTW
https://www.youtube.com/live/5HOmVfzjY0Q?si=g3FpuenNIdYqxMZm

Bo Raja

Boja Cat

no tits would not fuck

In many ways, Raja was simply defending his honour, like a samurai or a knight.

>>150404411
You disrespected me. Now il have my getback by slamming yo head

>>150404451
Can we get Jiri's opinion on the matter?

To heem is never wrong

Raja......full of.....rage, yeah?

"Left-wing or right-wing, I am pro-violence."
- Raja

>>150404462
Luke is the only one that matters

Raja was helping him out. He knew Stew would get more benefits as a disabled vet than a regular vet.

>>150404460
Come at me bruh

MMA fights should start like this.

The contender is in a WWE ring talking trash about the champion. The champion comes in and has the right to land one clean hit and then they fight normally

I'm glad to see Borrachinha keeps it real with real women and not disgusting BBL goondolls. He is, in many ways, just like me.

3 weeks..
tik tok the mma world

>>150404505
>my girl is hotter than costa's
not a flex I thought I would have tbqh

>>150404513
Oh shit tyron woodley is making a comeback?

>>150404513
Is that.... Someone working pads!? OOOOHHH HE'S A KILLER!

>>150404505
hot. Really makes me penis go all raja in my wrassling ring

>>150404523
Post skirt

>>150404513
he.....sucks

>>150404513
he's a killer

>>150404038
You are

>>150404585
kinda hot

>>150403872
kek which faggot said that he wasn't tagging him not to give him platform or some shit while not even having quarter of his followers on xitter?

>>150404523
He's into ftm with the johnson still on b even calls them angels I would hope you have more refined taste

>>150404162
> Unlike the mayonnaise slurping fatass who screams into a cheap microphone or his legion of indian and mexican fans right? (:
>I saw you sperging out about him
Oh look you’re doing exactly what you were accused of doing. You make it too easy finnfag

Nigger

>>150404644
Just saying words and posting an image like you win something doesn't fly, now say nigger

>>150404614
Uhh i think that was bisbong

Who are the journalists who don't like right wing politics? Joey is antiracist obviously and Luke is as liberal as it gets but who else, they all seem to love hanging around Raped Sniffland and appeal to Daner

you gonna sell it?

I like Guru because he is racist but I don't watch his videos

>>150403938
Kek this meme might have sorted out the clinger who went to snopes it and tell me it's fake thanks brucey you've saved me a lot of bother

Tired of errbody playing with me bruh!

>>150404647
That's a MITE too far, pal

>>150404651
The gurucel won't say it mark my words

>>150404692
RAJA NO HE'S AN ACTOR

never really understood this til now. keep it real bros hh

I hope Sycko Steve fucken dies so Rampage goes broke

Tony Ferguson, age 45

>>150404750
This piggy is roastin' in Jahannam.

Raja no its too much punching

>>150403757
Guru has been openly against non-whites being in White countries for years now, he just hasn't made full videos about it, but if you watch his streams, he drops sentences here and there that make his position obvious

Yes sir we promised you a great main event here tonight

>>150404762
Salt Papi is going to fuckin die in there

>>150404768
I need to get that translator belly swollen with my baby

Raja should be publicly lynched

>>150404783
Just told the cat the same, and Aljo too

raja? yeah that guy’s a dumb punjabi

I love Guru because he's a squealin' piggy that makes white people look like the fugly chud piggies they are.

how did raja grow up with rampage as his jackson and still be able to take anything that seriously

the thing you need to keep in mind when it comes to raja is that, he's not like other kids, he's built different

i hope raja gets away with it and gets signed to pfl, imagine the seethe. i'd boy him immediately if he got a pro career going

Rajadaddy turned that piggy's pork panties into chitlins I'm afraid.

Raja got his getback so it's all good

>>150404779
You will regret it b just squirt on her belly

Raja had to get it on!

rajar

>>150403691
What's up with the curtain?

>>150404864
that's not a curtain, it's negative aura

>>150404837
What's the name of this spinebuster it looks like an alabama slam but he has him to the side

raja on the electric chair

Rajadaddy tanked that shit.

This isn't that big of a story let's move on

Raja is the man Jon Jones thinks he is

Aspiggy will meet the same fate I'm afraid.

I fear for asspainal's life, Idk what M. Gane will do to him and doubt the referee will be enough to stop him

Raja is undefeated unlike Jon Jones

I'm back from my ban

>>150404892
Yes, akhi, you’re right to feel the weight of this. Islam warns very strongly about lying, spreading rumors, gossip (ghibah), and slander (namīmah). The Qur’an and Sunnah place them among the gravest sins, sometimes described as even worse than murder because of the widespread corruption and destruction. If you do not stop, your downfall will be horrible.

>>150404905
Brutal TKO.

i like how the separate raja thread has more posts then this thread

>>150403774
He didnt say anything about apes or other primates like gorillas and blacks

>>150404908
Whatever that means

is it still fasting if I have a coffee?

>>150404901
raja lost his MMA fight actually

>>150404969
no.

>>150404986
Gurutroons just say words to no effect b

>>150404986
I will choose to ignore this piece of information.

>>150404998
sounds like bullshit desu

>>150404999
Hey i'm not the guru spammer b

>>150405003
I could kill you with my bare hand nigga you playin too much i aint no bitch nigga

>>150405006
Apologies veli

: >

Raja Jackson vs Syko Stu 2

who ya got?

im bout to crash out these niggas clownin on me they ain't even in front of me

Raja has been sentenced to 25 to life per Ariel Helwani

*tj dillashaw gorilla sound*

ONE Friday Fights, ONE Fight Night 35 and RISE this weekend anything else?

What city was this in?

Stu still alive? hope he isn't a vegetable.

>>150404146
You all realize he was imagining punching rampage. His dad was clowning him over the phone to entertain his kick followers instead of telling him to chill and leave the event.

>>150405076
would both of them

>>150405074
Raja was streaming at home in LA, and Rampage was in NYC streaming with Sneako.

THE sneako?

>>150405076
I'd boof right and not even let left watch.

>>150405100
>LA
He's not going to jail
>>150405107
THE former gay porn guy that hangs out with all the based podders?

Just realized Sneako and Rampage will get along as they both were (are) tools of a jew run industry.

Test

Trump needs to step in and do something about these rape apes strong arming LA

BREAKING BREAKING BREAKING

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1s8U2nvAdcU

You know remember Gaethje absolutely BEHEADING max holloway

>>150405222
that and motorboating karyn bryant

>>150404872
yeah his finisher is pretty dimes and no one has kicked out of it brother

Brian Ortega

>>150405065
Tony vs Salt Papi
Till vs Rockhold

FUCK YOU MEAN I GOT SEETHE WORKED INTO A SHOOT, NIGGA

This situation is a great example for why fitness needs to be regulated. If Raja was a 120lb frail man he would have never done this.

>>150405255
Luis J Gomez looking ass

>>150404872
The boomer buster

Raja works stiff as fuark

>>150404883
he popped the can with his hand before hitting, it wasn't even a real hit. You can see it when you slow down.

>>150404883
is teh guy in the cowboy hat the biggest scumbag and isntigator of this entire ordeal? he's sitting there laughing as the beer can thing happens, then after raja acts mad he pretends he had no idea it was gonna happen and that it was wrong. then afterwards he is seen telling raja abckstage that he can get his back "receipt" or whatever. then after it all goes down he acts shocked and calls raja asking why he did that. who is that guy and why did he cause all of this? either way raja is confirmed double digit IQ but I doubt he goes to jail based on where it happened, the circumstances, and his parent's money/status.

NOT SO SYKO NOW ARE YOU?

>>150405303
>I believe that Knox Pro is at fault for these events

>>150405303
>Superman tattoo

>>150405303
Hoenstly? I'm upset

>>150405303
>Long time uncle
What

>>150405343
really stupid way to say by marriage

>>150405301
Raja was there to support the cowboy hat guy (his buddy) and meeting the other wrestlers back stage. Fat Stu approached raja from behind and then raja turned around fat stu tried cutting a promo I guess by squaring up then grabbing a prop beer can (no liquid came out, crumpled easily, raja didn't flinch as he would have a full beer can) and smashed it over the side of his head. Raja was understandably pissed off by it and the cowboy hat homo separated the two and scolded fat stu, who claimed he thought raja was another wrestler/worker. The two shook hands then cowboy hat had the idea to let raja in the ring during the event and do some moves on stu. During the stream, raja said some shit to the effect of "I'm not going to stop" or "I'm going off script". Well the producer comes by taps him on the shoulder giving him the go ahead and he climbs in, picks up stu and gives him the family slampage, knocks out stu, then climbs into mount and delivers HARD unanswered gnp until another wrestler climbs in finally and pulls him off while a few others restrain him against a turn buckle. One guy bit him. Then they kick him out of the event and a few follow him down the street.

>>150405303
>Stable Stu

>>150405379
Also, it was about one hour between he got smashed with the prop can and when he attacked him. That one fact alone could get him in REAL deep shit. He better pray psycho stew doesn't die.

> stable but critical
yeah, he's retarded now.

if i got heemed by a few punches from a nog i would kil myself

aint no way im that weak

>>150405343
>>150405349
Asian as shit!

the only way justice gets served is if the guy unironically dies. even then, it will be like 5 years +probation max. manslaughter crime of passion.

>>150405405
He was heemed by the slam
The super necessary punches were extra

>>150405403
Best case scenario for Raja is Syko dying. If it's murder it goes to jury trial and an LA jury of his peers will 100% find him not guilty.

the real question is how did a trained mma fighter get manhandled by a fake wwe rassler with pink cornrows?

>>150405415
He tried to work an angle on a random guy with a camera backstage
Dumbass did it to himself

>>150405404
>Vegetable Stew

>>150405403
Maharaja Diraja apa itu? Tolong jelaskan.

>>150405427
Probably 10% or more of US males were on a high school wrestling team. Some of those dudes keep training and even compete in organizations and under rulesets you've never heard of.

>>150405427
A lot of fake wrasslers actually have real high school/college wrestling experience

>There's a Islam
>There's a Christian
>There's no Jew
What gives?

>>150405314
blame everyone but the negro

yup thats California

>>150405420
You're probably just shit posting, but in case you're not:
1)I know they're ghetto fucks, but going to trial with this much video evidence and this level of self snitching is extra fucking dumb.
2) If they do go to trial, good TRIAL lawyers, the ones who can get a good jury selection are expensive as shit. I don't think page is gonna shell out that kind of money for his dead end kid.

>>150405463
There's jew jitsu and a boatload of shabbos 'cacos

>>150405463
there was a couple of jew fighter, none relevant though

>>150405467
Oh yeah b justice would be served in the courthouses of Los Angeles. All it takes is one.

>>150405463
I genuinely cannot name a single jew fighter, yet there are hundreds of muslim and christian ones. Just not a strongmind religion I guess

>>150405466
Because they know he doesn't have insurance or assets in his name. Let's go after the business with huge insurance policy or the commission for allowing this oversight.

>>150405303
>I believe that Knox Pro is at fault for these events
No its the chimp. Grow a pair and call it like it is

>>150404614
Luke Thomas won't say his name, unsurprisingly.
To be fair, I like Morning Kombat, and I also think Jack Slack is clearly the most knowledgeable MMA youtuber whilst also being a leftist. But it's funny seeing MMAGuru mog them all in the viewing numbers.

>>150405439
Page's son from his black babymama. RAmpage JAckson.
He already said that he had college funds set aside for his Blasian kids and for Raja, he has set a jail fund.

>>150405303
Watching that ref was so funny. He started counting when they pulled Raja away

>>150405303
>Jonavan

Rajajajajajajajajajaj

my meng: raja jackson
your meng gets no satisfaction

Raja vs War Machine, Hell in a Prison Cell match

BOOK IT

>>150405484
I unironically don't mind people having different opinions to me and consider anyone who isn't like me a sub 80 iq lobotomite, Luke is a good analyst and Joey isn't even that shit when he's on topic, the meme streamers like guru and fairy are never talked about for their analysis they're basically schaub with a new coat of paint

>>150405524
That's nice, peach. Let me know when your youtube account breaks 100 subs.

>>150405474
OJ was a legit NFL legend and there were probably a line of lawyers willing to do that shit pro bono, just for the exposure.
Rampage is a D list celebrity at best, and this isn't even him, it's his son. LOL.
It's never going to trial. If veggie stew croaks, he'll probably be eligible for parole in 40 years.

>>150405522
It will be Raja vs Conor at the white house after Raja gets off like OJ Simpson

>>150405526
>zjpbb.webm
>literally just stands there waiting to be punched

i tanked that shit

Unironically: Assuming Stu is okay, Raja shouldnt get more than 1 year in prison.
Since when is beating a guy up a terrible criminal offense?

>>150405529
My name is aapo and I'm too handsome for youtube

manslaughter is not that serious, this is basically just a car accident (sober). 3 years max, he'll do less time than cain

Lynch that chimp

>>150405530
My post was that a death would lead to a jury trial because all homicides go to jury trial in California unless they waive it. Zero chance it's waived.

>>150405558
Hell yeah bruder and DC too

>>150405543
>Since when is beating a guy up a terrible criminal offense?
assault can range from being a misdemeanor to a felony, raja will probably get a felony charge

Cain only shot into traffic you know completely comparable

>>150405303
He's just working the marks, guarantee he sat up and started giving out handshakes and laughing as soon as that photo was taken.

Nigger

How long has rampage been streaming on kick? Wish I could have tuned in more it seems like the perfect avenue for him to naturally funny for money. Hope this doesn't derail it. 1x death from the french streamer and a near miss this week on kick.

cain shot into traffic, stu worked himself into a shoot. basically the same thing b

Honestly can't watch the raja video. I hate violence

>>150405624
your mum was a punching bag m8

I'm thinking about starting a gofundme for Raja so he can afford a good lawyer and avoid jail.

heeminder that what happened to Stu is exactly what would have happened to Khamzat had he not been saved by the bell in the 5th.

>>150405628
You. Me. Octagon.

Square up nigga

>>150405558
turn on your monitor b

>>150405646
>Square up nigga

the scariest part about all of this is the fact that there are billions of people just like Raja with very low IQ and very low impulse control. They have a high propensity towards violence and they are allowed to live amongst us in the civilized world. That's not even being racist either, because their most likely victim is another black man or woman just trying to live a normal quiet life.

>>150405618
I sit corrected

>>150405658
i'm 5'4 I'd break ur neck

>>150403573 (OP)
I'm going to have a non-troll take on Raja and not even commenting on the weird wrestling console war shit.
That entire thing is a textbook example of why State athletic commissions don't allow random retards to rent an arena and sell tickets to fights. Fake or real. This was some little shithole place a local moron rented and put this event on and has no security or proper organization that made this whole thing go down the way it did.

> the rumors are not true, he's doing fine
> I talked to him
> he's stable but in critical condition
uh... shit ain't adding up. dood is braid dead isn't he?

>>150405692
who said he's in critical condition

Imagine what prime Kamaru would have done to Kh*mzat.

> be born from a stripper and a cte father
> father bullies you your whole life like he's your age
> father also affords you a life of luxury financially
> chimp out
never saw it coming

Say what you will about AEW but this would never happen there

>>150405699
> https://www.cbssports.com/mma/news/wrestler-syko-stu-in-stable-but-critical-condition-after-raja-jackson-vicious-in-ring-attack-family-says/
the only people saying he's awke are random people. all hearsay

>>150405693
stop fuckin playin with me dawg

Syko Stu, whatever happened there.

>>150405689
This was a little shit hole show ran by a bunch of nerds that trusted each other to not fuck it up for everyone else. The spectator should have never been allowed to participate and now look what happens.

Raja did nothing wrong

>>150405722
That could be the brother that >>150405303 is a son of

Syko Stu was always a gentle soul, what happened to him is a tragedy, but considering the complexion of his attacker, I think we should all take some time to find someone else to blame.

>>150405738
See >>150403123

>>150405728
>Cyka Stu

I can't wait for Imavov vs uhhhh what's his name the other dude? Yeah the loser or whatever anyway I hope he doesn't die in there with Imavov.


Nassourdine "The Sniper" Imavov

Why is it okay for the child murdering white to guy to viciously assault a young Black man but not for the young Black man to defend himself?

The craziest thing about this syko stu situation are the implications of gooby's penis in all of this

I was never a fan of sleepy stu, personally.

Nassourdine "Chris Kyle" Imavov

>>150405303
Why is everyone being so vague about his condition
Like just fucking tell us what he's suffering from don't post a picture of him dead and say "ohh it's not looking too good bros"

>>150404833
He sucks skill wise. I watched his first pro fight a few months back where he just plodded and got schooled for 3 rounds against someone who wasn't an amateur bum.
Prob is a heartlet in the way when you're the son of someone famous and you have the neppo complex. Even the wrasslin heem was overhyped when you realize the guy was heemed by the slam and not gnp.

>>150405463
Yehudah is a common name

Ngannou vs Itaumaa is the fight to make. That young twink won't be so confident after Ngannou zeems him senseless, little pussy bitch.

>>150405677
lol

>>150405779
Has Big Frank commented on the Raja debacle?

>>150405779
please stop projecting your homosexuality

>>150405785
he sympathises with raja and understands that sykostu is the sort of fucking idiot that would walk in front of a speeding motorcycle when the cool rich bike owner is trying to get some sick shots for instagram. some people are too stupid for the gift that is life

>>150405774
everyone always does that shit. he's probably in a medically induced coma due to brain swelling/bleeding. he's definitely got brain damage best case scenario.

>>150404513
Dude is going to suck and be extremely boring

Honestly? heem fell off

>>150405811
have you seen the absolute gigacan they're feeding him

>bro the undertaker buried that guy alive CHARGE HIM WITH MURDER
if you think the raja incident is not a work you're genuinely braindead

Michael Chandler would never raise such a ruffian

Raja acted in self-defense by assaulting that guy hours later after they talked it out. you must acquit.

>>150405814
Heematoma perhaps

>>150405677
Frangeria back with the heat.

>>150405769
Let's be honest, since goods exposed his BWC, its been even easier to send these darkies (including raja)into murderous rages than it already was, they just cant handle the truth. These are truly trying times.

All the losers here who think I wouldn't break ur necks lmao

Try. Me.

>>150405303
Damn. RajaGOAT bodied that freak

>>150405785
Frankie Killkids can't read

when will we be free of it?

>>150405806
>>150405844
Remember when Brazilians were good at fighting?

>>150405844
me : topuria
/heem/ : charles

why did rampage give his son an indian/paki name?

Herbert Dean shoulda been there.

Bad day at the office? At least youre not syko stu.

Rajamania gonna run wild you if you dont respect the game and the name, brother. RR.

Reminder the only victories that actually count are UFC finishes, which means that Derrick Lewis is the greatest heavyweight of all time.

Has raja even been arrested?

>>150405851
No

>>150405883
What's the point

>>150405872
Derrick Poois has literally quit on many occasions, including faking getting knocked out. GOAT status revoked.

>>150405859
RAmpage JAckson now please stop asking

>>150405888
Isn't the point of the police and courts to take violent criminals off the streets? What if an old lady mistakenly cuts in front of raja at the checkout?

Raja vs Jon Jones hell in a cell amtch.

>>150405859
He meant to name him "Roger" but he didn't know how to spell it due to being black.

>>150405559
>all homicides go to jury trial in California
Fuck, didn't know this.

>>150405897
raja would zeem her pig ass. ain't nobody playing with him

>>150405897
That's a nice concept but then there's gay race communism

>>150405889
This is the based move when you're a fat fuck, sometime your body just won't move anymore and you need to take the scholars way out. I was a fat kid and "tripped" over whenever I was losing a race at sports day, b.

Has Raja got Dana's call yet?

>>150403609
duh
average salary in the NHL is even higher than the NFL, so why would anyone go into a poorly-paid concussion-generating, violent sport like MMA when you could go into an extremely highly paid concussion-generating, violent sport like hockey?

also, the all-time GOAT is Canadian so

>>150405897
>kick chat calls him a bitch
>I aint takin dis no mo'
>moreen gets 10-1d
many such cases.

>>150405895
why does he call his song a pussy?

>>150405303
>Knox Pro is at fault
i used to have sympathy for him but not anymore. you get what you deserve

Reminder that no matter how much this idiot american talks shit mercifully the california prison system is full of IC3s

aint no bitchass piggy can do nothing to raja kek

>>150405303
HEEM'D

If a grown "man" can be peer pressured into committing attempted murder but to fear of being viewed as a "bitch", do they really belong in society? people seemed to know the answer 100 years ago, even 50 years ago, today I'm not so sure.

>25 year old grown man
>hit with a fake can that didn't hurt him at all
>acknowledged his multiple apologies
>has dad that was on wwe so definitely knows pro wrestling is fake
>still go apeshit on him with real punches
what causes this?

>>150405959
childhood trauma . imagine growing up with rampage jackson as your dad

>>150405959
A potent concoction of narcissism and low iq

>>150405959
double digit IQ and being addicted to impressing "fans" on stream

if this had happened in yurop, he'd have already been arrested... and released.

What are the plausible charges on Raja? Idk where the event was so ik laws on battery and heems vary from state to state

>>150405977
unless shizo stu dies he gets next to zero punishment. if schizo stu dies, he gets house arrest.

>>150405977
Depends if Syko dies or not. If he dies then first degree murder.

>>150405977
8k/8k 3 fight deal

>>150405977
Either what a GBH charge is in the US or manslaughter if he dies.

>>150405999
Aggravated assault

>>150405977
Your "people" are essentially the same as Rampage Jackson's

Guru is so fucking based.

>>150406006
Oh yeah, Aggravated assault is one of the lowest forms of assault here.

>>150405959
mix of being intimidated by the big feller, ko slamming him by accident, fighting him expecting him to defend himself and hurt you back and pitbull syndrome

HEEM
PIGS
EVERYWHERE

>he good boy, he not angry, he just did what he was told!
Why is Chael such a disgraceful cuckold? I always got this vibe from him, glazing black fighters and generally just being a UFC mouthpiece

>>150406018
Isn't that petty assault?

I think MMA Guru is gonna have a big fall, he's gonna fly too close to the sun.

>>150406039
>one of the lowest

>>150405977
The sad reality is that in USA if you have money nothing else matters. In this timeline we will see him cry and act apologetic and he will be punished with a slap on the wirst, fines, maybe house arrest (Which he will mock).

Additionally, we will see both him and Rampage mock the police and laugh about how they got off scott free in probably less than a year after its all settled.

Lastly, we will see Stu apologize again and forgive raja.

>>150406046
He will 100% kill himself in the next three years.

>>150404644
Do you actually believe you're talking to a Finn? It's a tiny country and these flags are all over /sp/ and also /pol/, especially slide threads. Almost definitely some third world shill farm

>>150406046
If by fly you mean drink and by sun you mean mayonnaise out of the bottle then yes
>>150406049
Apologies

>almost choking to death on your own teeth and blood

fucking metal

>>150406055
>no hive mind mean he not White
We all have internet you brain rotten retard this isn't tibet

>>150406046
>>150406053
>2 more weeks!

>>150406055
Found it

>>150406070
Just an educated deduction.

>>150406065
Keep seething about Guru for being mean to browns and don't reply to me like I'm reading it, you retarded lifeless Kike

A rabid mentally ill german who believes /pol/ gee willikers

>>150406078
KWASP!!!!(KWAB what a sad piggy!!!!)

Good literacy there hans well done

>>150406090
I'd be sad as well if I was a 28 year old piggy kissless virgin with no friends who begs for a living

Stu signed the disclosure he knew the risks of going off script to sell work and it fucking worked baby I'm hype for the rematch

GODru got the melanated monkeys seething yet again.

is it really just the accent? what's the appeal.

Rajadaddy would slam Pigru into ground pork...

Threadly reminder that "White savior" mmaguru has said and I quote that gypsies are honorable people with a really cool culture who fight fairly. What a nazi that guy is huh? Love watching his show where he's a sidekick to a literal IC3 with brain damage

>>150406108
I'm afraid the piggies won't like this post

Is he gonna defend raja?

Can't get Guru out of my mind grr...

>>150406123
just buy a gun

clozaphile we know you only hate guru cause he exposed jones for being a fag

>>150406127
I'll pay for it

>>150403691
>comes out to nogbop
Cringe

>>150406112
>R-Rajadaddy p-please don't...

>>150406136
say what you will but jon has had sex with women and guru has not

>Jondaddy living rent free in the piggie's mind
KWAB

You get what you deserve you numpty

>>150406111
Gypos in the UK aren't the same as they are in Europe. He's not referring to roma gypsies.

>needing a VPN to post on heem

Why don't you have a seat over there

>>150406111
>>150406142
>>150406149
HNNNNNNRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It's your turn, Tomala...

>>150403573 (OP)
why do we fall, Lionheart?

>>150406169
How would you rate their culture and fighting practices

Raja

>>150406244
The name who strikes fear in the piglet's hearts

this is all a work isn't it
in a year we're gonna see raja in the ufc and schizo stu in the wwe

>I ain't no bitch
>does the most bitch thing imaginable

>haha yeah we cool senpai it's all good g
>*Murders you*

raja was raised by a japanese mother and still chose to throw shame on his entire bloodline

>>150403609
Gamrot is ranked

C'mon kid I'll get you a raja fresh

>>150406234
i love fat messes

>>150406271
this is how you spend your time bappa?

>>150406295
no he wasn't, raja is rampage's bastard child he had with a black stripper

>>150406320
rampage said he was raised by the japanese mom and he only saw them on the weekends when they grew up

*slams your piggy ass*

>>150406334
*rampage only saw them on weekends

>>150406334
Imagine the stigma his wife had to endure raising a literal turd in tranquil nippon

>>150406275
Well it's dey culcha b

I got your rampage right here *goes on a rampage*

Rampage your 40 year of age mate that's too old to be running around with a happa that calls himself sneako

The kids name is rapmage and he went on an rampgae? Its like poetry

Bro is named rampage and rammed a page out of the book on how not to raise children properly

>>150405510
you'll never take luke as a POW in a saigon hell pit

>>150406352
I feel for her parents more imagine having Rampage as a son-in-law

Rajajajajaja

How would Luke Thomas take control of the Raja vs Psycho Stu match?

Raja couldn't kill a man whereas Ngannou perma heemed a little girl. Levels.

We call him Sexy Black Rajadaddy here.

Stu should count himself lucky it wasn't Gaethje dusting him up...

Raw Jaw Jackson

lmao this bitch got 1 tapped in the first round

>>150406419
I know 2 girls where i live and they both brought home some fat nogs they married on the day that i spotted them i threw bananas at them and taunted them to fight me but they wouldnt. Heard a mob of gypsies beat the fuck out of them and never seen those bitches ever since.

i remember derrick lewis telling a story he found out he could heem cause he pulled a raja on a guy and he kept hitting him with followup shots and the guy started making noises on the ground after they pulled derrick off

Well, if we've learned anything from this whole situation - it's surely that raja ain't no bitch and most certainly a real nigga

>>150406495
yeah i remember when he fought blaydes too

some of YALL are too harsh on my nigga rajeesh, boy didnt do nothing

>>150406498
raja will be someone's bitch in prison

>>150405728
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED: THIS PIECE OF SHIT'S SON PUT TWENTY PUNCHES ON THE KID WITHOUT ANY PROVOCATION

>>150406515
He's not even been arrested

none of you would say this shit to raja's face

>>150406515
Black Daddies make piggies squeal in prison.

>>150406538
Yeah cuz he be like "talk to the hand nigga" all sassy ass n shit motherfuckin zesty n shit no wonder rampage calls him a bitch

spending time with cain will do that boy right

>>150405496
some fat guy even pinned syco at the end and the ref did a 3 count
wrestlers are brain dead individuals

>>150406538
he never faced autism rage like me

>heems him inside 15 seconds

>>150405959
he got rocked on a clip in sparring, his dad called him a bitch
basically never living up to expectations puts an insane mental strain and causes a chimp out

>>150406111
He’s talking about travellers, an Irish/UK originating phenomenon. While I think they’re subhuman scamming scum what guru is referring to is their absolute devotion to their traditions, which are backwards as fuck to outsiders but guru “respects” the fact they are hardcoded to follow it. The fighting aspect is probably in part due to the fact they have a strict 1v1 honour system and the beef either gets settled or rolls to another family member to fight. Contrast this to the years of anti traditional propaganda forced down our throats, and likely his views on how blacks don’t fight fair, it’s pretty easy to see why he would say something like that.

>>150406472
Even the greatest fighters sometimes get dropped with one hit

>>150406634
Hey retard. Why do you keep posting this webm? Earnest question. xo

>>150406644
I had that faggots false smile. Just look into his dead eyes.

>>150406637
wtf I've never posted it before

RAJA'S GOT HEAVY HEAVY HANDS, JOE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cckHaNDAeM
its up

>>150406657
Meek response. I smell blood in the water... Best get outta here before things turn.... Into a kerfuffle.

>>150406644
I gave this VETERAN $10,000 for every PUNCH he could take from a UFC FIGHTERS son!

>>150406623
Traditions such as?

>>150406634
buffalo thread now subhuman filth

>>150406644
chad

>>150406659
HES TEEING OF ON HIM MIKE OH MY GOODNESS

>>150406666
Sorry Syko Stu, you got knocked out by a slam, so you didn't take a single punch! That means you get no money!

>>150406675
IT IS ALLLLLL OVER, RAJA JACKSON HAS DEFEATED KEVIN NASH!

>>150406669
Selling caravans and fighting 1 on 1 duhhh

>>150406644
We love MrAryan here

I'M A GORILLA IN A FUCKIN COUPE

raja got the get back

>>150406696
overeem was always getting heemed brutally, I remember when the afrikan club boxer split his entire lip apart at the very end of the fight with a punch lol

>>150406696
I would do this to rampage

>>150406719
buffalo thread

Failed wrestler and us marine psycho stew took a pay cheque from rampage to kick start rajas streaming gig. All orchestrated.

>>150406644
The white saviour, save all.
We are true Jesus.
Aryan Power.
All will succumb to charity of him Aryan Man.
All will bathe in him splendid beneficence.

>>150406634
wtf both his horns broke off but he still won?

>>150406680
Idk bappa it sounds like he has, ironically enough, an identity crisis no one should think any flavor of gypsy is honorable and I'm skeptical they fight 1 on 1 at least with non travellers

>>150406634
HEEEEEEEEM

>>150406719
>I remember when the afrikan club boxer split his entire lip apart at the very end of the fight with a punch
reem won btw

>>150406712
disgusting obese nigger

monitor on

He got the getback so its alright yeah it's alright and it is alriiiiight and and it is alright alright alright alright yeah its alright oh baby oh baby alright oh baby

we need to contact Raja and gas him up go to beat up more pro wrestlers

>>150406644
Gonna have to buy this piggy a lifelong supply of DDPs I'm afraid.

>>150406744
nope that punch ended the fight with like 5 seconds left in the fifth round and Overeem just sat there bleeding all over

>>150406739
I think it’s his fervent distaste of non whites rather than actual respect of pikeys thats bleeding through.

merab

we need to get Raja on Piper's Pit

>>150406773
buffalo thread now

I find it hard to believe that syko stu wouldn't have been arrested by now if he had somehow managed to reverse the position after first couple of hits and went to repeatedly haymaker rajas unconscious body.

>>150406739
Also don’t say “identity crisis” around me. I won’t stand for that jewish psychosocial poison.

if merab were the one that chimped out none of this would've happened

>>150406786
#HEEMOFFICIALS

>>150406785
Pretty much this, he's basically saying
>Gypsies are basically a criminal underclass, but you can rest assured that they won't repeatedly smash your lifeless face in after knocking you out if they feel offended by something you done even after accepting an apology.

>>150406806
Based Ryujin stan. I hope I get to see her in an UFC event anytime soon :)

God..... She'd fucking get it..... I must marry her.... And she'd fucking get it.... She'd get it in the middle of the night..... These little fucking Asian women..... no drama whatsoever... ... Just waddling around, cooking, cleaning, working..... and then..... Daddies home..... And pick her up and take her to the bedroom to get it on...... Oh yeah...... She'd get it alright......Little bitch...... Little dorky librarian bitch..... Little fucking nerd...... ugh......... UGH.......

Jamie Mullarkey will end the Rolando Bedoya meme

update: Sycho Stu has passed away

Get what?

>>150406786
OOOOH HE CLIPPED HER

>>150406841
My hairy peanits

>>150406836
nooo not the hecking psycho stew he didnt kill no damn kids he a good boi

that is definitely not the first time Rajesh has ever done that. nor will it be the last. that's is the act of a mentally disturbed individual who doesn't see extreme violence as a strange thing. anyone who thinks(or doesn't think at all) that 20+ follow up heems on an unconcious boomer is ok is a superpredator violent demon. put Rajeet under the prison.

Psychotic Stuart

>>150406785
>>150406802
I just mean he is confused since pikeys are not White by any standard (himself probably fooled by helwani propaganda like Snatch) but yeah I guess I understand what you're saying

why did pvz stop spreading it

> stable but critical
that essentially means he's breathing, but there is no brain activity.

>>150406830
That's my concubine you're talmbout have some respect
>>150406816
Don't pikeys sell hard drugs and murder people all the time, grow up

>>150406876
talmbout hpv b?

>>150406892
can he recover or is he retarded for life now

>>150406905
I had a cousin who "recovered" from a similar situation, but he was like stephen hawking for the rest of his life.

>>150406910
>>150406910
>>150406910

I always find Uriah so wholesome as a coach.

>>150406906
Yeah getting sucker punched with plaster is like nothing

>>150406911
jesus i'm sorry. what happened to him?

>>150406896
yet they somehow manage to avoid beating people to death in front of kids to prove dey ay no bi' dawg

>>150406916
browsed heem everyday for an year

>>150406920
Didn't John Fury miss the Tyson fight because he took someone eye out over a bottle of beer?

Friendly reminder that the USA is a 3rd world country.

>>150405959
because I don't even need any insight in father and son relationship but it's so easy to tell that whatever the chat was calling him was exactly same as the shit Rampage has called him several times in the past. he basically never lived up to expectations and got called bitch when it mattered. another occasion in front of thousands wasn't something a chimp mind could take.

Why didn’t they arrest the ape yet? LAPD seems so incompetent

test

>>150405379
>Fat Stu approached raja from behind
No.
You could just watch the video and get the actual facts tho

>>150405403
>it was about one hour between
yeah, as a layman it seems his own video makes it very clear this was pre-meditated

ayo nigga you a bitch for that
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