Thread 150405665

Anime.
Tom Brady.

He knows ball

What did she mean by this?

>Joy Taylor roasted Jason Whitlock saying:

>"I'm surprised he's still with us. I don't think anything works harder than his cholesterol.... Didn't he say something about peanut butter? What a shock. FOOD"

Thinking about making a
>My Rammies :)
Sign for the season opener.

I want a 3-14 record and a top 5 pick

>uhm no, the only reason we dislike shedeur and shilo sanders isn't because of their race, we uhh - we just don't like nepo-babbies and their poor character

>YABBADABBA WAOWZAHH IS THAT ARCH MANNING??!? SON OF THE COOPER MANNING??!? NEPHEW OF THE PEYTON AND ELI MANNING??!?!?, LOOK HOW BLUE HIS EYES ARE JIM HES GONNA BE JUST LIKE HIS GRANDPA!!

>>150405718
I'm sorry, I mean top 3

>The Toronto Argonauts added NFL rookie S Shilo Sanders to their negotiating list, giving them negotiating rights if he plays in the Canadian Football League

>The Argonauts added Browns rookie QB Shedeur Sanders to their negotiating list in July, so they now have rights to both Sanders brothers.

Joy Taylor only ever got a sports media job because she's related to Jason Taylor. She then cheated on her husband with both Emmanuel Acho and her boss as FS1 to try and climb the ladder. What a plonked disgusting narcissistic whore

>>150405730
Mhhmm das rite

>>150405679
I don't care. Why do retards here post so much TMZ cringe shit.

>>150405665 (OP)
Oh nono...

>>150405746
It's football related

>>150405754
No it isn't, fuck off. You post like a teenage girl.
You too >>150405731

I was intrigued by Sam Leavitt and Cade Klubnik, then I heard the terms "high floor", "accurate", then someone compared one of them to Bo Nix. I'm out, don't want any of these weak niggas on my team.

Cade Klubnik isn't close to the athlete Bo Nix is and he isn't nearly as accurate a passer. You'd know that if you actually watched ball

Patty Cuckitini

>>150405753
kek
>2023 Playoffs WildCard L vs Packers
>2022 Playoffs Divisonal L @ 49ers
>2021 Playoffs WildCard L vs 49ers
>2018 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Rams
>2016 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Packers
>2014 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Packers
>2009 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Vikings
>2007 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Giants
>2006 Playoffs WildCard L @ Seahawks
>2003 Playoffs WildCard L @ Panthers
>1999 Playoffs WildCard L @ Vikings
>1998 Playoffs WildCard L vs Cardinals
>1996 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Panthers

>>150405782
Fuck you and fuck Bo Nix.

>>150405754
Parsons is my favorite player for this

>>150405731
This

Post niggas that are never winning a single playoff game in their career

>>150405805
mahomes after reid retires

>>150405790
He would love to fuck Bo Nix lmao

>>150405731
>>150405782
werent you banned? why are you posting? could it be.. you're evading another ban? to shit up the thread? tsk tsk

Friendly reminder Mike Tomlin has 2 playoff wins without these two

>>150405853
Steelers were fun to watch when Bruce Arians was their OC. Why'd they get rid of him?

Hero

>>150405837
Who wouldn't?
Go Chiefs

>Putting Jerry in the OP
This general is OBSESSED with Dem Boyz

Imagine if he'd had a real Head Coach his entire career instead of a cheerleader post 2006

DUDE PLONK LMAO

How do you respond without such mad?

No really, he just BTFO out of you jobless cretins.

>>150405875
Imagine if he had stopped his raping career and focused on football

>>150405875
Imagine if Ben didn't have two HOF players on offense every year of his career too

>>150405886
try again

Go to sleep

Steelers, Bengals and Browns fans love to say choke until you show them this

>>150405789
>the second year Panthers ended the Cowgirls dynasty
Lol

>>150405921
you're a euro larp never been to a ravens game kek

It’s all fun and games until Stetson Bennett leads my Rams to the Owl

>>150405934
Imagine calling yourself a fan without ever actually seeing >your team in person. KWAB.

>>150405730
FUCK. OFF
WE'RE FULL

>>150405936
Jimmy G will take the Rams to the Owl

>>150405936
He's going to lead you to a great deal no money down on a brand new Hyundai Tucson. You're going to drive away smiling, He guarantees it!

Who in your objective opinion was the best QB of the 2010s?

Wilson, Newton and Ryan would be the top 3 for me

>>150405961
Brady. He mastered winning during this timeframe.

>>150405971
Brady was never a top 5 QB in any year between 2010-2019 and sucked for the last 3 years lol

>>150405891
Those whores were asking for it

>listen
*adjusts mic*
>sometimes the best thing in life is knowing when to hold em and knowing when to fold em. The Pittsburgh Steelers and Mike Tomlin remind me a little of me and my ex wife. You've got the ring. Lotta great history. But what have you done for me lately??
*wry chuckle*
>I mean don't get me wrong Mike Tomlin used to be a great partner. Remember when he paid James Harrison's fines after he knocked out Josh Cribbs? Haha don't worry about that Roger it was years ago you can ignore it. Anyway he used to be "that guy" who always had your back. The guy you could rely on...
*exhausted sigh*
>these days i can't think of a single thing he's done for me. Takes the trash out time to time. Got Kenny Pickett outta there. Fantastic. Then he walks back in the house with a 40 year old Aaron Rodgers??
*high pitched awkward laughter*
>I mean gimme a break here! That's not what I asked for. That's not gonna get us through to our next 10 year anniversary. You've gotta try harder than that to make this relationship work. I tell ya if it were me? I'm packing my bags and leaving him behind with the last 8 years of disappointment. Call me callous if you want to. All I know is this relationship?? IT AINT WORKING
*shuffles paper*
>Joy with double penetration

>>150405995
Mike Tomlin isn't the GM.

This is 100% true btw

Washed

>>150405961
passing yds 2010-2019
>47K Brees
45K Ryan
44K Rivers
>44K Brady
39K Stafford
>38K Eli
38K Rodgers
>37K Big Ben
then a second tier starting at 33K and below

All above might eventually end up in the Hall

>>150406017
I know that's right

>>150405961
Rodgers, Brees, Wilson

>>150405995
Lol

>>150406021
Meant the 3 Mount Rushmore, Peyton wasn't up there on this one
>47K Brees
45K Ryan
44K Rivers
>44K Brady
39K Stafford
38K Eli
>38K Rodgers
37K Big Ben

>>150406019
>Rice without stickum
kwab

Hate will not win in this thread.

>vpn to reply "Lol" to his own post
KWAB

Anyone have a stathead login to share? It sucks that they paywalled it.

>>150406017
>Shitteur Sanders

>>150405961
Brady
>>150405988
He won though
Winning is all that matters
Dilfer > Marino

>>150406045
Niggers will lose this thread.

>>150405782
Clemson will win it all :)

>>150405961
How is it not

>Brady
>Rodgers
>Mahomes

Every other answer is invalid

>bill barnwell proposing this stupid bullshit just before the season
Does that fucking hack hang out here or something?

My Vikies finna boutta win.

ESPN analyst Sam Acho, the former NFL linebacker, decided to include Caleb Williams' socks in his list of things he didn't like from the poor first-quarter performance against Kansas City's first-team defense.

Acho termed William' play as "sloppy" throughout the first half, although he seemed to be forgetting the two-minute drill when the Bears pulled within 20-10 on a pair of outstanding completions to Rome Odunze.

"And then after that you saw a couple of sacks that were unnecessary, even a couple of misses," Acho said. "That's not what you want to see in your last preseason opportunity to show what you can do."

Actually, there was only one sack of Williams and it was entirely his own fault. He held the ball so long that the 5 seconds or so of time he had to throw before the sack caused coach Ben Johnson to joke about the great pass blocking. Then Williams staggered out of the pocket and right into an unnecessary sack.

Acho didn't stop there with his slams. He criticized Williams for wearing his "socks halfway down."

Acho said. "And it's something you can point to when you do have penalties and you're sloppy, you're saying 'man, this guy doesn't even focus on the little things.' "

>>150406086
I'd bet Penn State personally. Not that I bet on college ball

>>150406087
>Mahomes

>>150406051
Schizo Alert

Well now I KNOW he's just being retarded

>>150406087
Mahomes only played two seasons in the 2010s. Brady was still good, not near his peak. The Answer is Rodgers, Brees, and Wilson >>150406028

coach bussy

>>150406092
Barnwell is a complete retard. I immediately discount anything he says or writes.

>>150406102
2018 Mahomes basically had the greatest QB season ever so yes

>>150406098
Caring about his socks is cringe, t.bh

>>150406122
Not even top 10

>>150406122
Go look up how many Touchdowns and how many passing yards Peyton Manning had in 16 games in 2013. I know you'll have to because you can't pull from your memory since you weren't watching NFL back then

>>150406131
Ahh yes, because Nick Foles & Tannehill had greater seasons based on muh QBR. Got it.

>>150406098
both the Acho brothers should be shot asap

>>150406131
Someone who gets it kek, mahomes had the luckiest star padding year of all time with two HOF players to throw at.

He's led the league in dropped picks since 2022 for a reason

>>150406122
Peypey led the highest scoring offense in history in 2013. He threw 7 tuddies in week 1 iirc

>>150405656
8 + -1 = -9
am I high?

>>150406153
I used to be a Broncos fan, so I remember the Tebow & Peyton days fondly. However Peyton really fell off after 2013. I mean, he was truly dog shit by the end.

>>150406154
It's not QBR, and if you remove Tannehill he's still not top 10. You can't remove Foles, he was legitimately elite that year (2nd best TD/int ratio in history).

>>150406165
>>150406153
>best season ever
>choked against the patriots, colts and almost the redskins

Yeah "no"

kek

This is the Year of the Lions

>>150406175
That includes sacks

>>150406175
Net passing yards means subtracting sack yardage from passing yardage. They had 7 passing yards and lost 16 on sacks, so the net yardage is -9.

>>150406205
Damn that's a fat paycheck. More than I thought he'd get buy money well spent

HMMMMMM?

>>150406214
last year was the Year of the Lions and the blew it

>>150406208
>splitting hairs
That was when RGKnee was still mobile and Luck was healthy. And the Pats were the fucking Pats

>>150406131
Nta. I’m not arguing on behalf of Mahomes when I say this. Passer rating can be useful when viewed in context. Comparing passer rating from different seasons gets really wonky. Even putting that aside, look at this list and if taken at face value look what it says. The list says that Foles was better in 13 than Manning, who has an argument for best regular season all time that year. It’s undoubtably a top 5 season, and people weren’t exactly clamoring for Nick to be co-mvp with Peyton then.

>>150406205
Same as AJ Brown, probably not a coincidence.

>>150405753
I feel bad for the dolphins. That was my grandmoms’ favorite team.

>>150406208
It's funny how your autism puts stats over everything UNLESS the stats don't go mutthomo's way kek

>>150406226
statmutt

Peyton's best season was actually 2004. By advanced stats, the three best seasons in NFL history, by FAR, are Marino 1984, Peyton 2004, Brady 2007.
Peyton's 2004 is #1 in DVOA, #4 DYAR, #1 in EPA/play.

>>150406247
>people weren’t exactly clamoring for Nick to be co-mvp with Peyton then.
Maybe they should have. Peyton had more yards but actually less yards per attempt. Peyton also had more than double the number of ints per attempt. He threw a shit ton of TD passes but that's just redzone play calling, not that meaningful.

>>150406214
sorry chuddie
windows closed

>>150406205
Wow

>>150406269
The original argument was about who were the best Quarterbacks of the 2010s so Manning's 2004 season isn't relevant here

>>150406269
and some fucking retard saw that season and voted for michael vick for mvp

>>150406269
but the eye test will tell you Marino in 84 was the best

>>150406131
>Milt Plum

>>150406297
Ah, my mistake.

>>150406214
Hah. Hahahahaha

Nah seriously, Lions are back to being a laughing stock now. Everything in its right place

>>150406309
You know ball

.

>>150406322
Did racism make him take a 23 yard sack in the preseason too?

>>150406205
Told you so

>>150406322
Did racism keep people from picking Cam Newton first overall?
Or Jameis Winston?
Or Cam Ward?

>>150406309
>tfw Dan Marino retired before I discovered NFL

>>150406233
>Niggeur Sanders

>>150406322
nfl racism made black qbs get picked 1st overall in the three most recent drafts, but it's never enough and it will never be enough unless you just start completely ignoring these retards altogether. luckily less and less people are buying this bullshit anymore

>>150406348
Who cares? As long as you got to see Duante Culpepper, then you're good.

>>150406322
>Black QBs

What are the socioeconomic factors that cause this?

>>150406356
Shouldn't you be on the frontlines right now, Ivan?

>>150406356
Make the NFL a black only league

>>150406370
>shesack sacksters

>>150406310
elite.

Reminder that WE are also buying Trey Hendrickson

>>150406308

Because the 2004 Atlanta Falcons receivers, aside from Alge Crumpler, sucked ass, and he was still able to win 11 games and come within one win of the Super Bowl. Not saying he deserved to win it but give the man some credit.

>>150406348
>tfw were born in an era where every Marino game was recorded and uploaded somewhere for you to watch

>>150406359
1. Daunte Culpepper
2. Kerry Collins
3. Joey Harrington
4. Dan Marino
5. Matt Leinart

Dan the Man

Okay, but in a vacuum, Aaron Rodgers is the most talented QB I've ever seen play the game of football.

>>150406394
Soul

If by talent you mean "best arm", sure

Bussy is bussy

I miss Rich Gannon so goddamn much, bros

>>150406310
Looks like Michael Shannon a little

>>150406429
His arm was fucking insane. He had a fucking cannon but was accurate as fuck at all 3 level of the field with perfect control over the velocity and top tier ball placement. Not to mention that all of what I just mentioned applied while he was throwing on the move too.

>muh rodgers arm

wow thats great, too bad hes a cancerous team mate and never thought about anyone but himself

>>150406205
>Quinyon's bitch is staying in the division
Nice

>>150406459
Who raped you?

>>150406370
>Manure Pampers

>>150406454
the second coming of bradshaw

>the cummies will be paying 32 year old Terry Mclolrin 32 million dollars
kekypoo

>>150405679
Does she not realize she is also fat?

>>150406465
why does madden never have long cross routes

>>150406488
Its the right move while daniels is still on his rookie contract. Letting terry slide over 6-12 mil would be the more retarded move, even if i agree its a lot for a 30 year old

Is /nfl/ prepared to watch the Packers win the Super Bowl this year?

>>150406385
they skated by on a +3 point differential and playoff performances don't factor in mvp voting

>Terry extended before week 1
You people all realize the same thing will happen for Hendrickson and Parsons, right?

>>150406541
>eagles trade for tackle just to trade another away

what was the point

>>150406555
Parsons yes, Hendrickson no

>>150406556
Johnson is better (though 3 years older). Plus they actually got a better pick back (got a 6th for Kinnard and gave up a 7th for Johnson).

If a white General Manager traded away the teams franchise Quarterback then gave a guy accused of sexual assault by more than 20 women a quarter of a billion dollars how long would it take for him to get fired?

>>150406565
They're not going to trade Hendrickson. He's not going to hold out into the season. They're going to make a deal within the next 10 days.

>>150406573
Go to sleep

>>150406574
Bengals aren't contenders even with Trey. They're unironically better off trading him now (after he was last seasons sack leader) than later (when he's older)

>>150406573
Depends on if the owner was a retard who pushed for the trade

>>150406587
>They're unironically better off
Sure but that doesn't mean it'll happen

>having 5 QBs on your roster
why is haslam doing this

bronco bengal afccg

I had a dream the statmutt was back.

>>150406622
Because the Browns are retarded and deserve their failure.

>>150406370
Coach Primate

When women speak about football I listen. That's the only way to learn

>>150406322
>white guy saying this
Embarrassing.

>>150406681
Go to sleep

At least Herbert’s girl is cute

I don't watch football but even I can tell that sanders is going to be in the house of fame. He's going to be a great by the end of his career.

>>150405721
Arch is about to get exposed big time.

Have you eaten a W today?

>>150406706
how do you win an owl and still become worse?

>>150406501
women always think of themselves at their peak. Let's just say a supermodel one day became 600lbs and lived in a trailer park. She wouldn't think of herself as a 600lber trailerpark pig she would think "I'm a supermodel, treat me as such *munches on piggly wiggly store brand twinkies*"

Joy is suffering from the same thing. As you can tell I'm an expert on women.

>>150406759
I think all the voting is pre-playoffs

Mononucleosis

How bad are the Saints gonna be?

Is there any NFL team from an actually comfy city? Philly, Detroit, Miami... it all seems like shitholes

Big donkey dick

>>150406940
Green Bay's probably alright since it's not really a city
Boston's probably the nicest major city we have and it's gone to shit too

>>150406940
green gay

>>150406940
I've heard Tampa and Miami are nice. Green Bay is probably comfy if you're fine with living in the middle of nowhere and dealing with winter

(Real) Football returns next week bros, plus we got college ball this weekend. Feels good to be back bros.

>>150406949
>>150406953
Aight might consider. Packers is a lame af name though
>>150406956
Miami sucked ass when I went there

>>150406940
Maybe 20+ years ago, but most of them have gone down the shitter. Denver used to be tolerable before they became the dude weed city.

>>150406940
It's what you make of it, if you only focus on the negative every city sucks.

Travon Walker for a 3rd round pick, a 7th, and Eli Ricks, who says no?

>>150406960
Favorite time of the year. Unironically

>>150406940
Philly is actually a really nice city, very comfy.

>>150406969
fair point, I guess I measure shittiness of a settlement by how easy/cheap it is to make non-shitty experiences

>>150405721
I hate Shadoodoo because he’s bad at football AND is a nigger.

Arch is at least good. Good for college anyway.

if my chief lose this game in brazil we can pack up the season already

>>150406960
can't wait to watch my illies bootyblast some shitter school on friday

>>150405805
Why did you post a white man?

>>150406965
I don't know how to recommend a team to bandwagon to someone who doesn't live in the US. Maybe just go with the uniform you think is the coolest? I liked the Eagles as a kid because they were green but my dad is a diehard Broncos fan so when I grew up they became my team

Imagine dropping tabs with James Gladstone and talking ball

has a team ever lead the league in scoring while also having a negative point differential

What does the Jaguars stadium pool smell like?

>>150407029
Oh I already decided to love the Tardinals

>>150406104
Lol wut? Rudolph is a better QB than Richardson. Why would anyone want him let alone the Steelers?

>>150407072
Chlorine and sweat

>>150407055
Go to sleep

>>150406985
>how easy/cheap it is to make non-shitty experiences

Every team in the West fits that description minus Vegas. They all have top tier nature to go out and explore.

>>150407072
imagine shitting stinky oily diarrhea in the pool as a prank haha

>>150407114
>Miami
>top tier nature
Lol
We have either the beach, aka boring, or a swamp full of nothing to look at but bog and gator

>>150407140
>Every team in the West
anon...

>>150407170
This entire country is The West

>>150406370
Who was first in the preseason?

>>150407089
Oof

>>150406940
Yeah, the San Diego Chargers

>>150406459
> too bad hes a cancerous team mate
Show me two of his former teammates saying this? He’s been loved by players pretty much everywhere.

How many boosters did you take?

>>150405961
This isn’t a serious question

>>150407204
Thanks for joining us tonight, Aaron

>>150407180
No, everything west of St. Louis is The West

WE GOT TERRY

>>150407089
Lol what? You could have any team you wanted and you picked the Tards? That like winning a game show and having a choice of a car, a vacation, a backyard remodel and you say, "no thanks, I walked past a pile of dog shit on the way in and that's all I really need."

>>150406370
It’s the coach’s `fault. Except for Deion that was slavery’s fault

>>150407270
>>150407188
I have told it quite a few times by now, I like the very determined birb, the colours AND I am scared of being called a bandwagoner by strangers on the internet. My home footy club (soccer) is a bunch of third division shitters who NEVER play well. Eternal struggle is eternal growth, bros.

No one played as the dolphins in tecmo super bowl

>>150407327
I can tell you certainly that nobody will ever question your loyalty.

>>150407417
Damn right they wont. Born a tard always a tard.

>>150407435
Hey well the Cardinals were my highschool's team's name so I don't hate them

>>150407435
based berd bro

>>150407134
You can cherry pick shitty areas in any city. If you're visiting or living in Philly you'll never have an reason or need to go to Kensington. It's not anywhere near center city or any of the neighborhoods people go to. Philly is very pleasant, there are some really beautiful areas. It's cheaper than most big cities here, there's plenty of things to do, and it's small enough that it's easy to get where you want to go (though the public transportation could be better).

>>150407327
What's your local club? Seems like a fun FM save.

>>150407223
Go to sleep

>>150406940
only been to Tuscaloosa in the US so far but that town was pretty comfy and felt like the wild west city from movies just with modern houses.

>>150407327
One of the best players on >my team came from the 3. Liga

>>150407327
>Eternal struggle is eternal growth, bros.

yeah haha hopefully theres not another 1930s

>>150407372
To be fair, whitey was instigating.

>>150407472
SV Waldhof Mannheim. Garbage Players, garbage Management, lots of sovl.
https://youtu.be/Y3YgKbmCqzc?feature=shared

>>150406681
Based

>>150407372
Both should have got ejected after seeing the play

>>150407327
>eternal growth
Your qb stopped growing when he was 11

>>150407552
Kek
>the Messi of American Football

>>150407469
I'm sure it has nice areas. This is true for any big city in the US, as the US used to have very nice cities.
I'm not trying to shit on your city, but I just dropped two random pins in Phily (not the city center, obviously), this was the 1st one.

>>150407587
This was the 2nd

When will teams start head hunting refs bountygate style?

>>150407596
Needs to happen sooner or later. They’ve gotten way too comfortable and uppity in recent years.

I would very much like to win the NFC South again.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

>>150406970
really wish Ringo didn't suck

>>150407638
>defense gutted
>best receiver already injured
>only good OL ded

8-9 at best

>>150407638
>winning the 2nd worst division in the league so you can get btfo in the first round at home instead of on the road
Enjoy your first place schedule the next year I guess

>>150407646
Me too, igglesbro, me too. He's still only 23 years old though so maybe there's still a shot?

>>150407649
that's enough to win the south

>>150407638
I can't wait until the Saints are good again. Bucs should be on the decline by then as well.

>>150407654
After over a decade of not making the playoffs I don't mind the 1 and dones and prefer them to the alternative. It's better to go to the dance and strike out than not go at all

>>150407685
>I can't wait until the Saints are good again.

You and what Quarterback?

>>150407685
I thought the bucks were okay last year. Mayfield seems like a good QB to stick with for a bit

>>150407685
>I can't wait until the Saints are good again
Might have to wait some years anon.

>>150407703
Gonna need another devastating hurricane to win again

>>150407665
yeah but you still need to actually show improvement and this preseason didn't inspire confidence
special teams and Ricks being even shittier is the only thing keeping him around

>>150407702
I think the general sentiment last season is our defensive injuries are what fucked us. We got a lot of guys back from injury and should get Winfield back...eventually. He doesnt make that scramble without getting heemed if Winfield was playing

Well, well, well...

>>150407717
At this point the best reasonable outcome is Jakorian Bennett ends up startable and Vic decides he can trust him by like week 3. If he can be Isaiah Rodgers level then the defense won't take a step back (though maybe another pass rusher would help as well).

>>150406940
Steelers.

>>150407785
Downright peculiar.

ya seethe?

What was a more embarrassing SB loss?
>2007 NYG 17 - 14 NE
>2013 SEA 43 - 8 DEN
>2024 PHI 40 - 6 KC

>>150407814
Definitely KC’s

Whenever I see that retarded AI Mahomes picture I feel the urge to flu post

>>150407700
They're drafting one next year

>>150407703
If things go moderately well, they can rebuild the team in like 3 years

>>150407841
kek plonked

>>150407814
*40-22

>>150407841
kek humiliation ritual

>>150407814
18-1 wasn't even a bad game, brady was fire in the 2nd half of that lol. nobody remembers if moss caught that 70 yard bomb they kick 3 and it goes into OT

Lions window is closed?

>>150407925
No

Most valuable bussy by age 29

>>150407814
Seahawks Broncos for me. I literally just left the Superbowl party I was at after the botched first snap to go to hang with my skater friends

>>150407925
Let them play one real game before jumping to conclusions. Reminder that they won all their preseason games the year they went 0-16.

>>150407925
if they won't win this year yeah, all their big names are coming up on contracts

>>150407937
AI slop so bad I can't even tell what team she's supposed to be on

>>150407957
The Gary, Indiana Slugs I believe

>>150407925
affirmative

>>150407918
It was still an embarrassing loss as they had the chance to forever go down as the best American sports team ever, and Brady would have been the undisputed GOAT forever by 2007. And it was against a wild card 10-6 team

>>150406501
>>150406764
Joy is overweight but the main difference is that she could sleep with 99% of men she comes across whereas a fat fuck like Jason Whitlock couldn't pay women to fuck him.

>>150407975
Coughlin had belichick beat, oh well. 07 pats were a glorified 10-6 team anyways, that schedule was dogshit easy lol. their 2014 run was way better.

Did jennyfag finally an hero?

AI chads run this genny

>>150407999
trips of truth

>36 year old edge rusher
Bro, it's time to retire

Here’s Joy with the boobs.

>>150407539
Cool, you ever get a chance to go to hockenheim before it was abandoned?

>>150408039
tell that to maxx crosby

Tell that to this bussy.

Make the call Shanahan

>>150408078
He sucks lol

>>150408078
Crosby is 28, anon. Not pushing 40

reminder that
>WE
run this shit

>>150408180
For now

>>150407988
You write like a toasty roastie

>>150408161
>soijak kickers

>>150407814
1. Chiefs
2. Pats
3. Broncos
Chiefs were about to be muh 3x champs and got assraped so they deserve one. Pats were about to be muh 19-0 champs and lost to ss2 Eli Manning so they get 2. Broncos were a historic offense but that's it so they get 3

>>150408216
>wet water

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UBabosO4vY - its up

>>150408209
I don't speak zoomerlish kid. Now stfu before I visit your home and fuck your father.

I've nearly perfected making webms on DaVinci and can't wait to shitpost shit plays throughout the season

>>150407749
Jihad may be doing some pass rushing
he looked good at it

>>150408260
Nooo don't fuck me

>>150408266
I just use XMedia Recode

Has anyone bought a jersey from those chinese sellers from ebay? I wanna get pic related jersey.

>>150407814
>>150408224
from mahomes perpspective there was nothing embrassing about that owl
no other qb had been to even 4 superbowls in that timespan, so he had nothing to lose heading into a 5th superbowl

What team is the McChicken of the NFL?

>>150408486
What about McFish?

>>150408412
yeah, they take ages to arrive but it's about 150 dollars less then the team shop and you can't tell much of a difference.

What team is the Big Mac, fries and a Coke of the NFL?
What team is the loaf of bread and some good cheese or roast beef of the NFL?

For me it's the firm yet yielding touch of another man and my Kansas City Chiefs

>>150408486
For me it's the McChicken, the best chicken sandwich

>>150408486
ah yes, the dallas cowboys. the exemplars of mid everyone loves

>>150407988
I would fuck this woman.

>>150406098
Hes 100% right

I yell “IT’S THREE FOR FREE!” whenever my team scores a field goal.

>>150408712
No you don't

>>150408537
Are you going to SP?

>>150408824
Yes I do.

>>150408824
prove it

A "worst to first" has happened in 19 of the last 21 seasons? Who does it this year?

if your team had the #1 pick and you could make the selection but had to shit yourself on stage in front of 20 million people, would you do it?

What team is the Whopper of the NFL?

>>150408937
Adult diapers are valid. Don’t knock ‘em till you try ‘em, faggot.

>>150408950
Cowboys. Overhyped and awful.

What team is the indian street food of the NFL?

>>150408899
The Saints were last in the division last year

>>150408161
Yes I'm done being a Jake Moody believer

>>150409006
Jags

>>150408937
I wouldn't do it even if there wasn't some sort of downside. You couldn't pay me to stand near that creep Goodell and announcing another man's name doesn't really excited me.

>>150409006
Raiders followed closely by the Titans, Bengals and Colts

>>150408869
>>150408871
I've been living in your attic for the past three seasons and haven't heard you say that once.

What team is the burnt Thanksgiving turkey of the NFL?

>>150408712
I get up and do the first down point and I copy the referee signals when there's a penalty

>>150406322
>>150406683
kek

>>150408879
da bears

>>150409174
Madagascar.

Go Breeders.

>>150409232
I own this shirt. Kim Deal is a national treasure and one of the only good things to come from Ohio.

>>150409232
for less than the cost of that breeders shirt, you can buy a plain tshirt and some good socks or underwear, which you will enjoy much more

>>150409174
But Jews are Middle Eastern white. Plus Kanye exists.
>>150409113
Do Americans and Canadians eat turkey for Christmas or it's only for Thanksgiving?
>>150409213
Quê?

>>150409113
How does this happen? In order to cook a turkey you have to check on it at a minimum every 30 minutes to baste. You’ll notice it getting dark on the wings and the ends of the drumsticks way before this happens. Is this the result of someone using a convection oven or something?

>>150409284
Michigander?

>>150409445
my family eats ham on christmas

eat this bussy

>>150409445
sometimes turkey but usually ham
we do have a lot of turkeys running around here

Coach Prime Ate Stefanski

>>150409484
But of course

>>150409445
>Quê?
Madagascar Plan

McCord is actually good. A team needs to pick him up and stash him on the practice squad.

>>150409445
It is socially acceptable to eat Turkey on Christmas. A lot of people do. We’ve been eating surf and turf for years. Usually prime rib and either lobster or crab legs.

>>150409870
Nick is a fucking retard but he's probably right for once

>>150409879
no way the cowboys are last, a healthy dak is an easy >10 win team with a playoff exit

>>150409870
I think the Eagles should win again but the curse makes me nervous to put any money on it

Taylor is doing the halftime show

Did he lose any fans?

>spend 3rd round pick on long term franchise backup with starter upside
>cut 2 years later
LMAO

>mfw shit preseason is finally over
no more practice games lads. Let's get this show on the road

>>150409870
based

>>150409916
They were 3-5 with a healthy Dak last season. He had 65% completion%, under 250 yds per game, and 11 TDs vs 8 ints (passer rating 86.0). He was straight up bad.

>>150409982
No. Fuck owners.

>>150410033
the wins and losses will matter, but the quality will still be preseason tier for a couple more weeks

>Eagles are waiving Eli Ricks
Damn, that kind of sucks. I still think he can play, though it's fair to say he hasn't done enough to show it this offseason. Whoever picks him up will get a dog.

>>150410044
And he still would've won 10 games, the team ended the season 7-10. With a healthy Dak, they beat the Bengals, the 2nd Commanders game, and the Falcons (he would've won in the 4th quarter)

>>150410011
sometimes you take a risk and it just doesn't work out, life do be like that

Anons, keep it down, Dak is sleeping

which former 1st round bust QB will have a late career resurgence like Geno Smith?

>>150410033
Mogged

>>150410308
Dwayne Haskins

>>150410308
Geno was a 2nd round pick

>>150410308
Danny Jones

>>150410308
Drew Lock (not first round, but was picked at almost the same spot as Geno)

>>150410308
tyler shough

>>150409499
>>150409575

Here in Brapzil we have a pork type known as tender. We eat it around Christmas too.
>>150409698
Got it.
>>150409849
Surf and turf?
>>150409964
Which game?

>>150410508
Super Bowl

>>150410526
Sauce or prediction?

>>150410456
Drew Lock got fucked so hard by incompetent coaching. He really would've been a Bo Nix type on any other team at the time

>>150410543
Prediction

Yo has Sneak posted his power rankings yet?

>>150410620
All tripfags tend to an hero after their team is shit for a season

>>150410181
I guess they are keeping both offseason CB pickups plus keeping faith in Ringo's improvement

>>150410787
>snek
>an heroing because his team sucks
lol you're a newfag

racist ass NFL cut my boy

Watson is 22-years-old, 6-foot-6, and was 464 pounds. and ran a 4 40

>coming off multiple bad drafts, finally recovering from years of being in cap hell, no identified franchise QB, and aging cornerstone players
How long would it take you to rebuild this?

rebuild this bussy

>>150410456
Wish him the best. I'd send him to the Colts, maybe the Tardnals

>>150410841
UFL or CFL should found a dedicated racebaiting team to collect all the notable black players who get cut
Kaepernick could coach

>>150410011
He must've really sucked then

>>150410877
I'd put all my hopes in Rattler

>>150410877
gonna take them this year and the next just to fix their cap situation. If they develop some young guys and draft a qb somewhere in there they could be turning around by year 3

>>150410841
I'm glad out team fatass decided to hop on the ozempic train in the offseason
he looked good in the owl but outside of that he was mainly just a run stopper via plugging gaps with his girth since he was drafted
now maybe he can do some proper pass rushing and ne worth resigning

>>150410963
Literally all I'm hoping for is young guys to show promise and for a high draft pick to get a QB. If Shough or Rattler show franchise QB upside then great but I'm not betting on that.

>>150410508
sex with white brasilian women

No one here knows ball except me. The Raiders are going to win the owl February of 2026. The Panthers lose yet another super bowl against them, but Bryce makes 6 tuddies with a 96% completion rating. The teams that look good in preseason are the usual choke artists and bedshitters during playoff season

What team will they bandwagon next now that the Pats and Chiefs suck?

>>150411302
Bengals

>>150411302
Eagles?

How my redskins lookin

>>150406705
mina slitting her wrists

mixon out for the texans at least 4 weeks

>>150411407
kek

>>150411411
Who?

Meme Mina

>>150411302
Who is they

>>150406565
>>150406587
lel I told you they wouldn't trade him

>>150411441
>doubling his salary so he wouldn't hold out
>will get nothing more than a comp pick when he leaves next year
Bengals a kwab

>>150411441
so they're not trading him and they're gonna lose him next season? what's even the point of giving him a one year contract?

>>150411411
I remember when he knocked some bitch out, then he pointed a gun at someone. He really doesn't like white women.

>>150411435
Bug woman

>>150411423
rb1
wasn't aware they signed chubb desu, guess they saw this coming

>>150411478
Nobody does

>>150411441
One year??

>>150411474
>>150411519
The idea is to throw cash at him to end the hold-out, and give them time to negotiate a bigger extension before he hits the market. There's still a decent chance imo that they don't reach another deal though lel.

>>150411538
>negotiate a bigger extension before he hits the market
*franchise tag him

Amari Cooper to Raiders

>>150411548
When has using the franchise tag ever worked out well for the team? I can't think of any

>>150411525
She makes me wish I had some extra chloroform

>>150411563
tee higgins

>cuckboys are releasing La'el Collins
kwab

Does anyone else want the Bengals to miss the playoffs again this year despite never having had any ill will towards the team or city? I just think the drama of them missing the playoffs because of their shitty defense is entertaining. Also, so I can shitpost about players like Brady, Mahomes, and Rodgers making the playoffs with shit defenses while Joe Burrow couldn't.

>>150411441
Legit always though this dude was bl*ck and was rooting against him getting a raise but now I am happy he got it

>>150411613
At least you're willing to admit you're autistic

>>150411441
You win. But next year, he's MINE

>>150411439
You know exactly who

>>150411613
Im rooting for you and your entire family to be killed

>>150411587
>La'el
fuck kinda name is that

>>150411525
Very nice

>>150411612
no, because they could beat the queefs in the 'offs which would be funnier

>>150411696
The Niners are the bane of the Packers' existence

>>150411696
His footwork is so clean, it's a shame he's a retard

This bitch is going to mind break Travis, and ruin his career

>>150411784
this is classic love, he starts the footwork he was taught, then skips the rest to back foot hop throw like he shouldn't be doing

>>150411489
>our RB is old and liable to get hurt so let's bring in an old RB that's liable to get hurt
Genious

>>150411552
What's next, Derek Carr?

burrs need to pick up Dan Skipper immediately

>>150411863
He'll probably stay in Detroit on the PS (for now). He skips waivers, as a vet.

>>150411872
the lions just released him

Somehow this team manages to surprise you with new ways of being awful

wait nvm i see what you're saying

>>150411718
No, I think them missing the playoffs for the 3rd straight year is funnier

>>150411851
>Jakobi Meyers requesting trade
What leverage could that shitter have?

>>150411885
And like I said he skips waivers, so he'll probably stick with Detroit. He'll be on the PS for now and get elevated for games until they have a roster spot for him, is my guess.

>>150411915
>>150411902

>>150411929
Np bro

Bengals defense just got upgraded from 32nd to 27th. At least it's an improvement.

>>150411463
>>150411474
Hes getting tagged next year and we do this same song and dance again

Fuck Jerry Jones t.bh

>>150411830
>gets cucked
>mindbroken out of the league
>on a shitty podcast with Shilo and other low-ranking Sanders children within 5 years

>>150411941
Shemar has had some flashes so the DL MAYBE not be total ass this year. Would be a big step for trey to get some help from literally anyone

>>150411958
Well shucks son, it was a handshake deal!

If the veterans on the team start playing too well, they need to either be benched or preferably beaten until they get the message to stop trying to win games.

>>150411973
Even if Shemar plays well, it won't fix their atrocious pass & run defense. They let anybody just throw to wide open spots and rush for 5+ YPC.

>>150405852
this guy unironically will pretend like he has friends, interest from females, and a job while simultaneously not only post here 24 hours a day but also evade bans to continue posting here in spite of his "burgeoning popularity". really makes you think...

>>150405910
it's normal to spam posts here under multiple tripcodes as someone with lots of friends who has lots of sex...right?

you guys have to remember you're dealing with an absolute loner with NOTHING and I do mean nothing going for him. it's said but at some point he has to grow up, right?

>>150411990
Saints should actively tank for Arch and the NFL will celebrate it too. It's the perfect offseason story.

>>150412012
Arch isn't coming out until 2027 probably. I wouldn't mind drafting John Mateer or Drew Allar if they had the opportunity. That's my opinion going into the season though, it's probably gonna change.

>>150412008
His last post came at 5:15 am local time. I think someone needs call in a wellness check at some point.

>>150411906
The fact that the WR room of the Raiders is dog shit
40 year old Amari Cooper is probably the best one >we have on the roster

Is this nigga healthy or hurt again?

>>150412100
A gentle breeze hit him. He's out for at least six games.

>>150411906
0 dropped balls. Underrated receiver but he’s not a game changer

>>150412121
extremely fecal pretzel

Why is Drew Allar supposed to be bad again? I just watched all of his snaps against OSU, Oregon, and Notre Dame and I like what I saw. Dude has the traits to be a high caliber QB in the NFL. I've seen people compare him to Joe Flacco (why?), but he reminds me more of Josh Allen and kinda Cam Newton.

>Colin Cowherd: "Best QB I've ever seen"
https://youtu.be/N28XTKIVSIU?t=66

>Mike Greenberg: "Patrick Mahomes is the best QB I've ever seen"
https://youtu.be/RNAFAGZlAN0?t=423

>Dan Orlovsky: "Best player I've ever witnessed play this game"
https://youtu.be/o5cKaIowtS0

>Max Kellerman: "The best player to ever live"
https://youtu.be/0RNs-F8HzLs?t=12

>Chris Russo: "The best QB I've ever seen"
https://youtu.be/EmdobsZwUUk?t=6


>Sean Payton: "He's the best"
https://youtu.be/WALjBgR4KPw&t=1046

>Chris Simms: "I think he's the greatest thing I've ever seen"
https://youtu.be/6SpbaZku6wk?t=50

>Jimmy Johnson: "Greatest QB I've ever seen"
https://youtu.be/D7jS4ZHDl3s?t=132

>Rex Ryan: "The most talented QB I've ever seen"
https://youtu.be/vj6TJhkSckY?t=40

>Chris Broussard: "He's the best QB ever"
https://youtu.be/xNPaJf8i33s?t=26

Young Bussey was a Goddamn American hero.

>>150412100
What went wrong with the 49ers. They went from contending for owls to missing the playoffs.

>>150412153
facts

How is he still employeed. Seriously

>TRENDING: Former #Jets CB Darrelle Revis is calling for the NFLPA to step into the Micah Parsons situation, citing a lack of respect from #Cowboys’ Owner Jerry Jones.
>“The bigger issue is respect. Jerry's actions show that owners have no problem taking advantage of us, and when our union fails to respond, it sends the message that they'll be able to do the same in the next CBA negotiations if the current leadership remains in place.”
Talk about spoiled athletes

>>150412193
muppet looking motherfucker

>>150412202
He's right tho the NFLPA's a joke

>>150412202
I’ll not a huge fan of unions, but if you’re in one, you expect them to represent your interests, and it’s clear the NFLPA has become horribly compromised.

>>150412292
>>150412292
>>150412292

new in a few

>>150412202
You don't know shit, bootlicker

>>150412296
too early baka

>>150411435
This guys teeth are crazy. Makes it hard to watch the show. He has the same mouth as Batman in Batman Begins.

>>150412141
because drew rhymes with poo haha

>>150412378
One of those two Cuomo guys had those same weird teeth

>>150410308
Winston