>listen
*adjusts mic*
>sometimes the best thing in life is knowing when to hold em and knowing when to fold em. The Pittsburgh Steelers and Mike Tomlin remind me a little of me and my ex wife. You've got the ring. Lotta great history. But what have you done for me lately??
*wry chuckle*
>I mean don't get me wrong Mike Tomlin used to be a great partner. Remember when he paid James Harrison's fines after he knocked out Josh Cribbs? Haha don't worry about that Roger it was years ago you can ignore it. Anyway he used to be "that guy" who always had your back. The guy you could rely on...
*exhausted sigh*
>these days i can't think of a single thing he's done for me. Takes the trash out time to time. Got Kenny Pickett outta there. Fantastic. Then he walks back in the house with a 40 year old Aaron Rodgers??
*high pitched awkward laughter*
>I mean gimme a break here! That's not what I asked for. That's not gonna get us through to our next 10 year anniversary. You've gotta try harder than that to make this relationship work. I tell ya if it were me? I'm packing my bags and leaving him behind with the last 8 years of disappointment. Call me callous if you want to. All I know is this relationship?? IT AINT WORKING
*shuffles paper*
>Joy with double penetration