Thread 150680114

HEADLINES
Bills score 16 unanswered late to shock Ravens
Jackson shoves fan in retaliation in Ravens' loss
Parsons gets sack, brings heat in Packers debut
Steelers' Rodgers shows Jets he still has it in win
Daboll noncommittal on Giants QB for Week 2
Titans can't 'capitalize' on chances in Ward debut
Backup Tonges keys 49ers' win after Kittle injury
Lions falter in opener, call issues 'correctable'

Go Rams!
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plastic Rams are shit

>>150680114 (OP)
My Steelers are winning the Super Bowl (:
(Not really)

Reminder: Baker GX Mayfield owns you.

>>150680126
INSHALLAH YOU CANNOT POST THIS

>>150680121
See you in the owl fag

>Getting news articles recommended that act like throwing dildos on the field in the NFL is a brand new thing entirely thanks to the WNBA

for fuck sakes the Bills invented dildo throwing!

Penis Jr.

Heyyy cutie ;)

I LOVED watching you get full fucked in every hole by that illegal immigrant last night. We got some feces on the Mahomes jersey we let him use though so I was gonna go down to stadium store after work and buy a new one. Should we get an away or home jersey this time so the stain won't be so bad in the future?

Lemme know after your wendy's shift, smooches

>>150680146
Bills fans get credit for bailing on their team early

RavenSISSIES... how do we explain this?

I gotta say, in Goodell's long march to make this league fake and gay, I actually do LIKE that he moved the extra points back to the 15 yard line. I like that it's harder to kick extra points now. Makes the games more interesting.

WIBW if I hid our Mahomes jersey? Last night my (39M) hubby (42MTF) refused to wear it while pounding my asshole. I found out from snooping through xher tiktok messages that xhe now only likes wearing it while fucking my BFF (12M)

This a huge breach of our boundaries so WIBW if I hide it up my ass?

>>150680161
two words: John Harbaugh

>>150680161
two words: Black Qb

>>150680187
>WIBW if I hide it up my ass?
lost

>>150680203
Lamar did nothing wrong today

I have completely forgotten who the Falcons' quarterback is. I know the Panthers' quarterback is that one draft bust from Alabama and the Saints are starting that zesty lightskin but I do not know who the Falcons' quarterback is, I don't even know what he looks like since I didn't watch their game today.

>>150680216
the Falcons' qb is named "Micro Penis Jr."

being 0-1 fucking sucks

there is a direct correlation with football fans at stadiums wearing player jerseys and the decline of male testosterone levels over the last 50 years.

>>150680216
Isn't it Matt ryan?

>>150680197
but anyways, enough about my Packshits…

The rampant btfoing of chiefs fans the last two threads has been absolutely glorious

Predict the week everyone on the Dolphins gets fired.

>>150680244
Is this week an option?

>>150680244
The kiwi anon bet 200$ on the dolphins, said it was free

>130 yards
>misses (2) possessions because of concussion protocol
>against a top 3-5 secondary in the league

My Puka <3

>>150680233
Might as well be at this point

>>150680251
>The kiwi anon bet 200$ on the dolphins, said it was free
kek yeah he said it was free money. Not only did he lose 200, he had to endure watching his ravens get ass raped.

>>150680244
I think Week 13 is their bye week, they'll probably limp into that and blow it all up over the bye.

>>150680277
kwab

>>150680259
He's so injury prone, dating back to college.

march for arch, I guess

>>150680233
It's Chris Chandler, the true and honest QB looking for a boyfriend-free girl.

>chiefs incredibly likely to go 1-3
the pure meltdown in October will be fun to watch

You know speaking of the Dolphins, how come they play in an open-air stadium? It seems brutal to subject football players to that much heat and humidity throughout the entire season. We talk about "football weather" but Miami has the opposite of football weather. If there's one NFL city where I think it'd probably be just better off to have a dome, it's Miami, but they don't.

Houston's as much of a humid shithole as Miami and THEY have a dome.

>/nfl/ tried to tell me this man was trash
Apologize

>>150680297
Wow yeah yikes

>>150680308
literally who

>>150680308
Who the fuck is this tripfag, fuck off

Danny dimes confirmed elite!

>>150680316
Maybe the Giants are just shit and players get an automatic boost by going away from them. Ironically it used to be the Redskins/Commies that were that team in the NFC East but I guess it's the Giants now.

>>150680290
1st season he was healthy. And when he was healthy last season, tied Jefferson for 2nd in receiving yards per game. Against the Texans, their secondary was blatantly coming for Puka & Davonte’s heads. It’s not like he’s had a major, major NFL injury

>>150680294
Arch fucking suck

>>150680308
Speights & Landman are definitely an upgrade from Reeder and Rozeboom

>>150680325
who’s gonna save the ‘phins then?

>>150680312
The best linebacker Rams have had since Ogletree desu, ive seen enough from him to say as much

Super Bowl LX matchup

>>150680187
If it's a home jerseyyou can probably get the shitstains out relatively easy so I'd say go for it chiefsbro <3

>>150680343
>Stoolers
lmao

>>150680308
>>150680342
>plays the Texans
>shitty O-line
>Nick fucking Chubb is RB1

He’s fine, but let’s not get ahead of ourselves

>>150680343
I would kind of like Rodgers to retire with one more ring than McFatass. That would satisfy me a lot.

>>150680153
Real Bills fans have been priced out.

>>150680187
ur so incredibly brave and strong and inspiring and I support you all the way!

Swifties unite!

>>150680337
will become a very underrated duo moving forward. Dolac is also just as good, just needs the reps

The worst part about this game is it has people actually believing the bills and fraudllen are legit

>>150680381
you sound mad

Missed the thrilling ending to Bills-Ravens but at least I'm up at 1am

>chiefs bottom of AFCW
Chairman lmao
Vietkek

>>150680381
Chiefs are clearly going to have a down year, why can't it be the Bills' time?

>>150680343
The best possible script right now. Like Montana versus Young but on the biggest stage. Strictly only happening in Madden however.

>tfw chiefs only winless team in their division
KWAB team

>chiefs on pace to be 0-17
shiiiiiiiieeeeeeet being mexican sucks

>>150680414
oh no no no no

Why did the bills use the tush push, when Sean McDermott is on record stating that the play is extremely dangerous for his players? Does he not value the reigning NFL MVP Josh allen?

>>150680417
are you blind or retarded by chance?

I don’t think I can handle the incane shitposting when the chiefs go 0-2!

>raiders and broncos combined have given up fewer points than the chiefs this entire season
¡puta chingy su madre!

>>150680426
lmaaao

>>150680400
Even if the Bills got to the bowl they wouldn’t get past the birds

Patty Cuckitini

I’ve seen enough. It’s going to be some rinky dinky AFC championship like Colts vs Chargers.

Davonte is such a huge upgrade over Kupp Rams bros. Literally have no idea what Seattles doing

Ladies and gentlemen your new Ravens HC

>>150680381
>>150680417
>>150680430
Samefag

>>150680447
Yeah its the one chiefs fans from the last thread pretending not to notice all the chief loss shitposting and he thinks it isn't obvious but lmao

>>150680435
Heckin SOVL or something

>>150680419
Are you denying that he is not on record stating that the play is unsafe for his players? Or are you denying that the bills have performed the play despite him being so adamantly against it because of its safety concerns?

Unfortunately no amount of practice or scheming is going to fix Jaire Alexander. He’s physically spent.

>>150680453
>I'm NOT samefagging
>posts proof he's samefagging
KC fans really just mindbroken on top of being buck broken at this point

Wouldn't be surprised if he multideviced the middle one too

I love ball knowers

>>150680464
Wait a cotton picking minute..

>>150680463
Huh? I responded to a response

Football :)

>>150680474
Fucking kys

>>150680464
Sour grapes: the tweet

Chiefs win next week but so do all their divisional rivals.
Sheagles will have a melty because they're not #1 in the division

this is all for my week 2 predictions.

I would love to trade Harbaugh with Cambell. Realistically speaking there’s no reasons 2 time mvp Lameme and big dick Henry can’t convert 10 yards in 4 tries like ever.

>>150680481
>>150680453
lmao

>>150680478
Football :)

>>150680484
Lamar would bully Dan Cambell for crying like a bitcb

I still can't believe this old fuck beat Stage 4 cancer. It feels like a joke but it's not. He might literally live to be 100, and ruin the Cowboys for almost two more decades.

>>150680474
i love football
whats your team :)

>>150680484
dan campbell going to be proven a fraud without his coordinators this year. detoilet missed its window

I don’t think Harbaugh is irreplaceable. Zack Orr on the other hand, are there any legitimately good DCs available? All the options that I know of would be worse than Orr who is just okay.

>>150680488
Your dedication is based and I rescind me previous statement

>>150680493
The Chiefs! :)

>>150680493
Eagles :)

>>150680497
Yeah but all he has to do as HC is time management. Monken and Orr would handle the rest. He wouldn’t fuck up like Harbaugh and Baltimore has a “good” roster and do Jared Goof.

Now ever since a nigga was a seed
Only thing promised to me was the penitentiary, still ballin
Ridin' on these niggas 'cause they lame
In a 6-1 Chevy, still heavy in this game—can you feel me?
Blame it on my momma I'm a thug nigga
Up before the sunrise, quicker than the drug dealers
Tell me if it's on, nigga then we first to bomb
Bust on these bitch-made niggas, hit 'em up, WESTSIDE
Ain't nobody love me as a broke nigga
Finger on the trigger, Lord forgive me if I smoke niggas
I love my females strapped, then fuck her from the back
I get my currency in stacks, California's where I'm at - right?
Passed by while these niggas wonder why
I got shot but didn't die, let 'em see who's next to try
Did I cry? Hell nah, nigga tears shed
For all my homies in the pen', many peers dead, nigga
Still Ballin'

>>150680500
:(
i dont like them very much
not ever since they betrayed alex smeth
it feels like he did all the hard work making that team SB caliber just for mahomes to swoop in and steal the credit

>>150680493
Bears! :)

>>150680508
Rams posters and being cringe as fuck really go hand in hand.

>>150680492
You know what’s even more unbelievable? Cowboy fans keep comparing Jerruh to Al Davis even though Jerruh never was never a genius maverick

.[Cross-Post from /r/KansasCity]

Hey guys my doctor told me I wasn't allowed to wear my Mahomes jersey during my transition surgery. is there any legal challenges I can make against this? I HAVE $32 roughly in crypto so * can't afford a lawyer guy and my boyfriend really wants to fuck my dilated hole ASAP. Any help??

>>150680513
It’s just youngcuck up past his bedtime

>>150680517
kek

Gruden it’s time. Time for you to come home to Baltimore.

0-1 doesn't mean shit
KC Will be 16-1 and win the Division.
Pic related, KC was just not ready to gameplan after Xavier Worthy dislocated his shoulder after colliding with Travis Kelce.

Next week after Reid and Nagy tweak the gameplan the bullshit will be back. They don't even have to work, because again pic related. They fixed it by half time.

>>150680527
Jon Gruden? The one who hates Michelin tire rubber lipped people?

>>150680534
Yes. The Ravens are an undisciplined team. He needs to whip them into shape.

>>150680532
This is cope anon. Kelce and Jones are washed

>>150680532
Ok well maybe don't let your retards run into each other. also what does that have to do with defense giving up more points than raiders and broncosmcombined?

>>150680542
Jones isn't washed, he fucked up. Massive difference.
>>150680544
Chargers offense is muey bueno compared to the caca that is the Titans and Patriots offense.

Any other questions?

My Steelers :)

>>150680532
You tell em Swiftie sister! We can cope stronger together!
Anyone have some good familia recipes for chalupas?

>>150680548
Kelce is still a fat fuck who’s slowed down and Chiefs receiving corp is ass

Good morning Saars!

>>150680555
Chiefs are missing their WR1 and WR2, and what you're seeing now is what happens when WR3 is expected to take over but Hollywood Brown still can play like a WR2.
Week 7 they get rashee back. Who knows how long it'll take Worthy to heal from the dislocated shoulder.

Kelce still had that 34 yard break away TD.

>Chiefs fan posts anything
>Gets instantly bombarded with reality checks

kwabbbb

Hey… what the fuck happened to my Wions?

>>150680561
Didn’t the chargers have some star starters missing? Fuck the chargers still

>>150680534
I want somebody to give him another fuckhuge contract. I got a lot of mileage out of memeing his ten-year $100 million contract and I was salty he got fired because it meant I had to stop.

>>150680569
Merde v fromage never ends well, my naive grenouille

Aaron Rodgers is on pace to throw 68 touchdowns this season
Mahomes is on pace to throw 17
i cant believe anyone ever thought that bum mahomes was better than GODgers

>>150680571
Mekhi Becton was questionable but ended up playing

>>150680322
A lot of foot, ankle and knee injuries though, dating back to 2019.

>>150680577
The Lions mascot is a lion.

>appears
>casually does one handed touchdown pass
>leaves

Look

Ultimately my Ravens choked the game and John Harbaugh is still a pussy faggot HOWEVER the offence and Nuk Hopkins looked like ballers. Defence gassed out and Jaire Alexander looks like a washed dindu. We shall persevere

>>150680485
AP is cool, I don't wanna hear this nonsense.

>>150680590
Okay thanks, I'll sleep well at night now that I know you think your team is okay.

>>150680586
Detroit's mascot is a burning traphouse with boarded windows and no less than 7 niglets running out

>>150680597
I mean yeah, but you didn't have to say it like that

>>150680597
Oh là là, it can’t be… not a French city…
How could they let it get this bad.

Josh Allen is that nigga, he is that dude, he is that guy, he is him

>>150680609
It's such a shame that his coaches hate him and want him to die. I wish they'd stop using that dangerous tush push play that puts him at serious risk of a career unending and possibly life ending injury.

>>150680608
Underground railroad leading into windsor is the prevailing theory

>>150680590
Ricard and Likely weren’t even there either. Andrews too apparently.

>>150680612
To be honest, I care more about Goof than I do my Wions. I’m assuming he looked good out there yesterday.

>>150680612
Damn dawg, you like PhD level racist

Impressive. Most impressive...

If you thought this was game of the year just wait until the ravens vs bengals games

>>150680617
Doesn't matter that we didn't have Likely and Ricard. You can never count on having everyone that's simply not sustainable. What is sustainable is pic related John Harbaugh being a pussy faggot punting the ball on 4th and 3 when we could've tried to get 4 yards and win. Fuck this old faggot pussy

>>150680624
Do you like LA because the brown homeless immigrant pickpockets there remind you of Paris?

>>150680641
damnnnnnnn

>>150680641
That doesn’t sound like Paris.

>>150680640
Yeah
FIRE THIS MAN

>>150680640
That’s a given, unfortunately we’re stuck with him. I take solace in the variables that are actually relevant to us: Picard and Likely.

Teams that MUST win in week 2
>Chiefs
no reason to explain
>Giants
Disgusting offensive performance, need to win
>Lions
If they lose it's officially over
>Patriots and Dolphins
1st must win game of the season

>>150680590
erin is locking you nig-birds in the cellar

>>150680666
Ravens too
How awful are the Browns?
If they are anything above 4-13 form then I have reason to be worried

>>150680653
Sure

>>150680666
>Queefs
starting 0-2 would be tricky to deal with but not must win yet. Getting the number 1 seed is still very doable
>Gnats
They arnt must win. To be must win you actually have to have expectations of making a post season run.
>Loins
Yeah I agree here.
>Gaytriots and Lolphins
They are in the division with the Bills, and arnt wild card caliber teams. Its already over.

>Clots
>Jags
>Texans

Who takes these South? Also, why is Indy South?

>>150680659
Worst part? Harbaugh genuinely said "that's what most coaches would do" about punting on the 4th and 3 at the end of the game. Zero mention of the fact the Bills had scored on back to back drives before punting it back to them. Zero mention of the fact a 1st down would've 100% won the game since the Bills had no timeouts left. I know Lamar was cramping up but so what??? Call a timeout give him time to get right then GO FOR THE FIRST DOWN

Does this guy realize "what most coaches would do" doesn't win Superbowls? It's what the top 1 of 32 coaches would do in that situation matters not what "most coaches would do" fucking loser mindset

>>150680686
Danny "Indiana Jones" Dimes is taking the division by force.

Harbaugh was right

>>150680693
And If they fail to convert, its an automatic L as the Bills are already deep in Raven territory.
Trusting his defense was the right call.

>>150680673
Nah, this is pretty much the exact same spot as last year for the Ravens
>Lose a close away game vs the team that beat them in the playoffs (a game they should have won)
>Week 2 at home vs one of the worst teams in the league (last years Raiders, this year Browns)
Last season they lost to the Raiders and went on to have a good regular season. Even if they somehow lose to the Browns they will be fine as far as the regular season is concerned

>>150680698
Nope. Here’s the thing, and why they needed to convert. The defense wasn’t stopping shit. So all Harbaugh did was let them score anyway and blow through all his time. If the conversation didn’t work they’d still have almost 2 minutes to score.

>>150680661
Gonna be struck with HardCuck for awhile. Steve Bisciotti is a football boomer used to teams having coaches forever. He was going to stick with Brian Billick until he became aware the entire defense was going to leave when they could. Hardbaugh isn't even a bad coach but for their QB/way of the league they need a Offensive specialist. John is the guy you want if you already have a team in place and need to bring in a level of hardass and focus to discipline like the Ravens needed in 2008. The Ravens have a meme QB and need to go get the top tier meme play designer.

>>150680698
>lose the game
>it was the right call

Fucking lol yea getting 4 yards is just impossible right? 4 yards against a gassed Bills defence?? Na bro punt the ball to MVP Josh Allen up by only 2 points. Super smart call bro

>Mike Vrabel is 6-19 in his last 25 games
>Drake Maye is 1-11 as a starter

>>150680731
John is too conditioned to be defensive minded as their offense was never anything until Lamar came along. Unfortunately he’s too old to adjust, as we see in the PC. Should’ve made MacDonald HC when they had the chance. Letting their historically great DC run to Seattle was awful.

I feel bad for Kyle H. He has to do literally all the work on defense.

>Fucking lol yea getting 4 yards is just impossible right? 4 yards against a gassed Bills defence?
Yes it was the right fucking call you fool.
Its clear pickling your brain with a gambling addiction doesnt lead to rational thinking.
No one should be taking ball advice from you who got RAPED out of 200 dollars by Danny Dogshit today.
Youre definitively in KWABOTY contention

>>150680731
Remember when Greg Roman was constantly scapegoated anytime we lost a big game? Remember all those stories about Roman "not having professional pass/route concepts"???? Yea just another Harbaugh cope. Look at his decision making in big games since. There's no more scapegoats for him. He's gotta go

>>150680757
kek it wasn't 200 dollars and the only person raped here is you and your obsession with me. Dumbass mutt. You're a pussy just like Harbaugh so of course you agree with him. The cuckold mindset is strong with amerigoblins

now say that again without crying KEK

"it was the right call"

Say that again with a foreskin kek

Allen continues to stick his weiner inside of Lamar

>>150680780
Danny Dogshit did the Haka on your asshole today and you paid him 200 for the privilege.
Definite KWABOTY

>>150680693
>>150680698
>>150680736
Isnt Harbrough doing alot of risk plays years ago before Dan Campbell trying to do it himself

>>150680765
They will never fire Harbaugh, he's the same as Tomlin lmao

Better to have your favorite team 0-1 than be an obsessed mutt goblin with no foreskin kek plonked

What's a foreskin kek plonked?

>>150680793
You sound raped.

>>150680789
Marcus Peters called him out in the pic related 20-3 choke against the Bills in 21 or 22 and Harbaugh took absolutely zero accountability. The same shit is happening 3-4 years later. Marcus Peters was right. Harbaugh ALLOWS this shit to happen. I'm so tired of his excuses

>>150680799
Nope never been raped. Do you have a foreskin? So you denounce the Talmud? I'll hang up and listen :)

>Marcus Peters was right
haahahahaa hooly fuck man

You can point to whatever players but it all stems from the coaching. This game was all the problems from last year rolled into one.

>>150680813
>Nope never been raped. Do you have a foreskin? So you denounce the Talmud? I'll hang up and listen :)
Kek what a mugged, raped bitch.
You and Statmutt are neck and neck for KWABOTY btw

So now that the 2025 season has been solved, how do we feel about the Buffalo Bills vs Green Bay Packers Super Bowl?

>>150680821
That didn't happen. You having no foreskin and not denouncing the Talmud is actually real because you're a Jew kek

>>150680826
About what?

Reminder that Ed Reid and the whole locker room hated Harbaugh

>>150680808
Marcus Peters was a pussy who didn't like tackling.

>>150680828
>-200$
KWAB

>>150680232
I will never wear another man's name on my back.

what NFL Team hires Harbaugh after Ravens fans get him fired from chimping out

>>150680829
https://www.thescore.com/nfl/news/2437207

Read the link if you want. Harbaugh coaches scared. He blows leads playing "conservative" and Marcus Peters rightfully cussed him out after we blew huge leads to both the Dolphins and Bills in the span of 3 weeks. He didn't take the criticism seriously and change. The game has passed him by

>>150680834
Exactly. The mutiny in 2012 happened for a reason. He is carried beyond carries as a Head Coach

Wait, Danny Footstamps was the qb of the colts?! wtf?! Any reactioncaps of Bahamanon seething over Danny stunting on Pooa?

>>150680843
It's similar to letting a man cum on your back. I'm never doing either again.

>>150680846
>Marcus Peters rightfully cussed him out after we blew huge leads to both the Dolphins and Bills in the span of 3 weeks
Rich coming from the guy whos been scared to tackle his entire career, and got mafia tossed out of the Raiders locker room for being a soft selfish bitch

My cat team lost today so I invited the boy I used to hate fuck in High School over after the game to frott and bang. Totally got me over today’s loss. It feels good to take out your repressed sexuality on someone else, especially when your cat team lost

So where does that Ravens game rank all time for chokes?

>>150680854
Peters was washed when he got the Raiders same as every 30+ year old fre agents who's signed there over the last 18 years. That doesn't mean he was wrong or wasn't an All Pro with Baltimore

>>150680867
he was shit in KC ever before he played for balitpoor

>>150680859
Glad to hear your day got better, dear.

>>150680865
>Kelce out
>Jones AWOL
This game was different anon.

>>150680867
Marcus Peters = SOFT.

>>150680865
The last time my Rams won a home-opener, we also won the owl. Somethings gotta give

>>150680874
He was an All Pro in both KC and Baltimore actually but yea "shit"

>>150680862
Might be number 1 (regular season), statistically speaking. Apparently the first team out of 270+ in that fashion to blow the lead. I don’t know ball all that much though.

>>150680882
see you in the SB :^)

Basically when you look at betting lines at the end of a game and it’s like +/-3000 win/loss. Yeah this is that.

>>150680889
The Chiefs aren’t making the playoffs my dude

>>150680885
he was a ball hawk who refused to tackle and while the turnovers he generated was nice, the flags he got for his disruptive behavior and general look room cancer was not.
He was not missed whatsoever in KC.

>>150680899
>>150680865

>>150680846
>Read the link if you want
okay lets see:

>The Ravens blew a 20-3 lead against the Bills, who scored 20 unanswered points
Sounds like thats a problem that Peters greatly contributed to
>Tyler Bass nailed the walk-off field goal minutes after Ravens quarterback Lamar Jackson was intercepted on a fourth-and-goal by safety Jordan Poyer
Ahhh yes Lameme throwing a game losing pick. Harchads fault. Right.
>Harbaugh decided to go for it on fourth down at Buffalo's 2-yard line instead of kicking a short field goal to take a three-point lead with under five minutes remaining in the fourth quarter.
When he goes for it on 4th down you kill him. When he doesnt go for it on 4th down, you kill him. Players just need to play and fucking execute.
>I felt like it gave us the best chance to win the game Harbaugh said of his controversial decision
Correct. Just like tonight, he did nothing wrong.

>>150680900
No player is perfect. You always have to weight the value of hotheads like Peters and Tyreek Hill negativity vs their play on the field. I was huge Peters fan personally but I can acknowledge he wasn't perfect and didn't have weaknesses in his game. There's plenty of players who are hotheads without the playing ability

Unfortunately for the Bills this win required an extraordinary set of circumstances that wouldn’t happen in a playoff (non ravens) game. Hence why they got buttfucked by the Chiefs after beating the Ravens last post season. Andy Reid would’ve had this game locked up.

>>150680904
>>150680126

>>150680126
>>150680865

>>150680909
>Andy Reid would’ve had this game locked up.
He just lost to a worse team.

>>150680909
>The Chiefs
>making the playoffs
>in 20+25

lol, lmao even

The Chosen One awaits...

>>150680925
Don’t tell me this isn’t the perfect setup for the bills getting the one seed and the chiefs is getting the 7 seed. Tell me who would you bet on winning.

>>150680931
The chose three*

EDC needs to trade Fallele + a draft pick for a decent right guard

>>150680934
It’ll be more funny when the Birds buttf*ck the Chiefs next week

>>150680947
I didn't see the interior as playing that poorly. Ed Oliver and that rookie they got played hard on the interior. Was a battle

Maybe people will start to realize what I've been saying for years. The Ravens are the cowboys of the AFC. Highly consistent level of performance and absolutely zero chance of winning a championship

>>150680954
Bro https://x.com/kingdom_rave/status/1964888152650428512?s=46&t=BsGt0OfrcmaGVfPWQAyBNw

>>150680967
Ravens are the Steelers of AFC North

>>150676498

In case anyone missed this, Kiwibitch absolutely crashed out and gets plonked in real time.

>>150680464
THE 2020 eagles were a super team?

>>150680976
>one play

Come on bro that's like highlighting the Derrick Henry fumble and ignoring everything else he did. Faalele was not a consistent issue. We've had massive interior O line issues over the years but the last 2 seasons they've played very well overall

>>150680970
He has nothing on my boy Big Dick Nick

>>150680988
You don't know what "crashed out' means Jew kek I made the thread sure but if you think I threw a huge wobbly because we blew a week 1 road game you're wrong. I've been here for far more painful losses (Patriots Divisional 14, Titans 19 etc) this game was only a about a 6 on the pain scale. Lotta season left

>>150680971
The show has been over for 7 years bro, it's okay. Be grateful for the run you had

>>150680994
>9-7
>9-7
>4-11-1
An unstoppable juggernaut equal to the 1991 Redskins

>Packers won
>Lions lost
>one of Vikings or Bears will lose tonight

feels good man

>>150681039
>Toom and Coom was 7 years ago
god time flies man

>>150681012
you don’t get it, do you? This isn’t about painful losses. This is about being cucked by the Bills in 2 straight games. Both you and your Ravens are mentally fragile.

>>150680988
Lol he keeps finding new innovative ways to be a retarded faggot.

>>150681046
>You're mentally fragile

You don't know me lil bro you're just an obsessed Jew mutt. Many such cases. I'll still be here supporting my Ravens even if we won 5 games the whole season. It's a matter of perspective to realize I enjoy watching the Ravens ball and we have a great roster but we have an obvious Head Coach problem and Jaire Alexander needs to be replaced. Keep projecting thoughbeit it's your own time to do with as you wish

>>150681043
Maybe the real coomback was the friends we made along the way

>Ravelets all across the internet are in emotional free fall over Harbaugh.
Fitting that the most mentally weak team has the most mentally weak fanbase.

>>150681041
>leaves out the super bowl year
nigger

>>150681070
Absolutely seething kek

>post consistently for 13 years through good and bad wins and losses
>Y-Y-YOU'RE MENTALLY WEAK!!!

I thought Jews were supposed to be intelligent? Guess the Talmud is just a guide in how to be a plonked tranny dicked mutant bitch kek

>Simmons looking rough
Is this what spending your life obsessing over and promoting sports betting does to you? This nigga look like like a soulless ghoul.

>>150681012
you still have GODgers and our steelies dicking down the ratbirds twice this year to look forward to :^)
heck maybe 3 times if your washed nigger team still has the juice to make the playoffs

>>150681085
You right big dawg, let's do Doug's whole run
>6-10
>13-3 Super Bowl win (favored in no playoff games)
>9-7
>9-7
>4-11-1
I can't tell which year is the outlier here, can you?

as it was said, my Billsies are winning the Suberb Owl

>>150681056
Jake Moody is nowhere near Younghoe Koo. Koo has had some great seasons and made some tough kicks against the Bucs. Moody can barely make an extra point. No clue why Shanahan has stuck with him

>>150681042
packers DL looked elite
do you think that was legit or do you think it had more to do with the lions sucking?

Steelers dark horse superbowl contenders. You heard it here first.

>>150681114
It's because Trump's been secretly taking down the elite pedo rings and cutting off the celebrities' supply of adrenochrome.

>>150681070
>Jaire Alexander needs to be replaced

lol, lmao

Can't imagine being so mentally weak to be broken after one loss.

>>150681153
The thing is I was hyped about the Alexander signing (despite his durability issues) but down on the Nuk Hopkins singing. It's only 1 game but so far the opposite seems true on both. That Hopkins TD catch was ridiculous

>YoUre prJeCtiNg
>jew mutt
>I’M NOT MENTALLY FRAGILE YOU DONT KNOW ME
>Its all Harboughs fault
>Ive been here 13 years, TREAT ME WITH SOME RESPEK

>>150681131
A little of both tbqh. Obviously Parsons is a huge boon but his presence also opens up opportunities for the rest of the front seven. Even Van Ness had a (half) sack yesterday.

>>150681156
It be like that sometimes.

>The Virgin "it's only one game"
>The Chad " seasons over clean house"

>>150680971
Hey be grateful for what you had

>>150680381
Bills are the same exact team they were last year. A shit defense that can only beat up on shit QBs (but will sometimes get random takeaways), and the Josh Allen led offense that’ll sometimes win ridiculous shootouts against good teams (Ravens yesterday, Lions last year) and will sometimes lose them (Chiefs AFCCG, Rams last year). I’m guessing they get back to the AFCCG and lose 62 to 65 against the Bengals

>>150681114
Reminder this man said Drake Maye is the next Josh Allen and Treyveon Henderson the next Jamyrr Gibbs.

>>150681085
The difference between sirianni and campbell is that it's sirianni's scheme which he has other people call. It looks like it was johnson's scheme and campbell doesn't know what to do now.

We're going undefeated

If he somehow gets the Bears to either blow out the Vikings or score 30+ than it'll confirm Lions were an OC babby and are fucked

>>150681162
Yea classic ad hominem from a Jew with a mutilated tranny cock. Because I'm rightfully holding Harbaugh to account for not going for it on 4th and 3 I'm "mentally weak" even though I'm also still remaining faithful to my team regardless of our win loss record? The mental gymnastics you Jewish goblins do is stounding kek. I'll still be here posting in gamethreads and generals regardless of record. You'll be making up fanfiction regardless of the Bills inability to win a Superbowl like they don't have the same issue as the Ravens

>>150681191
you're a balding tranny though that is pure projection

>>150681191
You don't know better than a Super Bowl champion head coach.

>>150681201
Not balding not even close. Bald people are evil like Jewish goblins mutts. Here's my hairline at 30. Post yours lil tranny bro

>>150681163
Parsons has been glazing the f out of LVN ever since he got here
hopefully we get to see more of the LVN that Parsons sees in him

>>150681209
Lol it shouldn't be this easy to continuously rattle someone into posting personal info.

>>150681131
Lions are cooked without OC Ben Johnson. They also have two new starters on the line. I warned all the casuals in my life about how this season is going to be like 8-9 and they probably fire Campbell. Same old Lions.

inb4 anyone trying to argue

I have watched this team since 1997.

Is Lamar the issue, or is Harbaugh the issue

>>150681209
LELL still plonked out and insecure tranny, how many times does this loss have to happen for you to 41%?

>>150681216
It shouldn't be this easy to identify the fact that the obsessed mutt who always @'s me is Jewish. You see Christian white Chads with happy fulfilling lives don't give a fuck if somebody talks shit or calls them "incels" "NEET" "mentally weak" because they know it isn't true. Jewish mutts HATE being called out for being mutilated tranny dicks. They seethe eternally because they know it's true

That's why The Kiwi always wins

>>150681226
lamar is a big-time choker

>yorue balding
Nope here's evidence
>N-NO YOU'RE INSECURE!!!!
Hurry up and post that hairline you disgusting Jewish mutant AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAA

The Kiwi owns you again genetic freak

>>150681231
>that meme
I guess it's true that you are always enabling people to cyber bully you. Good on you for admitting that.

>>150681226
I've seen Harbaugh get outcoached by Osama Bin Tomlin enough times to know he's almost certainly the main problem

LAMAR JUST NEEDS MORE HELP

Imagine being a disgusting Talmud worshipping genetic dumpster goblin and trying to insult The Kiwi

Get a clue or get plonked

>>150681226
Lamar choked away the playoff game last year with a bit of help from Andrews, but this game was almost entirely Harbaugh with a bit of help from Henry

>>150681280
What about the defense

>>150681209
>>150681244
>y-you're Jewish!
whiter than you kiwi tranny faggot

>>150681273
Is that thing supposed to be attractive?

>>150681295
>he admits being Jewish
>ignores my pale skin in photo

SHALOM RABBI!!

>>150681306
Typically men are attracted to women. Would you prefer a man?

>>150681306
ikr?
3dpd needs to be banned

>>150681286
Harbaugh created a soft garbage defense and this is the result. Why you wouldn’t have your MVP try for it on 4th and 3 when your defense is pure dogshit and you now have to face the reigning MVP again would have to be explained by Harbaugh

>>150681211
I know he was glazing Love but I didn't know he was glazing LVN too. Here's hoping.

>>150681306
Cynthia is for lewd. She's more of a butter face but damn she's hot.

>>150681295
mfw it is an actual jew

…football?

>>150681295
The nose knows...

>>150681295
lol based jew cursing the kiwi with his vile jew sorcery

>>150681315
even africans can be pale, you're a maori rape baby. anyways no anti-semitism is permitted ITT, everyone laugh at the coping kiwi

>>150681295
>jew wears hat to cover bald head
>jew scribbles over hook nose
the only thing white in that photo is the scribble you used to cover your kike shnoz

>unironically calls himself “The Kiwi”
>believes in White Jesus as the true son of God, despite being just another prophet
>HERE’S MY HAIRLINE
>Pls show me yours??
>No, Harbaugh is the devil. I mean it! I mean did you see that play call on 4th & 3?!
>I’M NOT INSECURE! CAN’T YOU SEE FROM MY REPLIES THAT IM TOTALLY CONFIDENT IN WHO I AM?!

Lol New Zealanders aren't white. They declined become an anglo nation when they decided to become a unitary state. They decided it was more important to them to stay cuckolds to their tribal elders and remains part of their parliament to this very day. Literally cannot pass a law unless their big black masters give the ok.

>>150681295
A HELLO CHAIM

>>150681295
wtf jffm was right about his haters being jewish???
lmao

>>150681315
get that kike, brother
88

Still can’t get over Juwan dropping that last second ball, saints bros

>>150681318
Okay so defensive players playing badly is because of coaching but offensive players playing well but making one mistake means they suck.

Do you think all players in the NFL are on performance enhancing drugs?
If not, which positions do you think don't take them?

>>150681295
This is a big brained take, but I think this is just the US poster who dickrides the kiwi, posting a jew face to make it seem like he was right.

>>150681390
Long snapper
I dont see JJ Jansen on roids

>>150681397
Oh wait, yeah...see, here he is:
>>150681379

>>150681390
Literally all of them do and they start from a very young age.

>>150681397
or, its the muttschizos true jewish form

How is have Harbaugh still there

>>150681295
>Jewish
>White

Pick one

>>150681406
Pretty sure he just signed an extension last year as well. Fantastic work by EDC........ I wish we'd just promoted Greg Roman or Mike MacDonald. This has to be the year the front office takes a good long look at self evaluation of the coaching staff

>>150681401
wasnt me nigga
im way more likely to argue with jffm than dickride him

jew got exposed

>>150680214
The one thing that helps me deal with the Pats trading away the pick for Lamar, it's how he fades when you need him most. I'll admit he's high character for a barely literate black QB.

Best week 1 ever

i couldn't watch the game but what the FUCK happened here?

>>150681430
It was a good one for sure

>>150681426
He balls out during the regular season outside of random divisional games, but the Ravens and Lamar are right behind the Cowboys when it comes to choking come January

>>150681430
Yeah it's been great

>>150681442
Viking are starting encroach on that territory as well

lel

>>150681295
Die jew

>>150680971
What will your cope be losing to miami next week

>>150681432
Allen locked the fuck in. He might be the biggest dawg in the NFL right now, and he proved why he's the MVP. The only other QB who I think could've done what Allen did is Burrow.
Allen genuinely just needs more help

>>150681458
stress makes it worse
the ravens mightve actually killed this guy

>>150681476
>cope
Team is just ass why do I need cope?

>>150681430
>chiefs lose
>literally every good guy wins this week

Pure kino

>>150681477
TO BE FAIR Jackson did as well. He didn't fumble the ball. They're amazing rivals

>>150681477
Bills CBs played well but the Safeties? Holy shit they need some help on the back end. Rapp and Bishop both got embarrassed. How can the Bills go into this season with those two as starting Safeties?? Malachi Moore went in the 4th round to the Jets. The Bills should've taken him instead of "healthy scratch" Landon Jackson

Allen is a whiny bitch. No other QB in the league begs for a flag more.

>>150681493
Said it 100 times Taylor Rapp was never good lmao, coasted off one decent year with the Rams

So they won't suspend Lamar for shoving a fan because he's black, right?

>>150681495
That's what they mean when they say "intangibles" btw

what did the browns do to deserve this?

>>150681511
forgot my pic

>>150681356
Muhammad was a pedophile who fucked an 8 year old girl and a faggot who would have gay group sex with other men. White Jesus was the son of God.

>>150679422
>>150679440
>>150679457
>CJ Stroud
>pocket passer
You wot. His whole schtick the last 2 seasons was being a top shelf rollout passer. The only reason he was drafted at #2 was because of the athleticism and willingness to LEAVE the pocket he showed against UGA.
>>150679607
>Just keep replying to bots, its good for you, sports goy
>
>
>fucking idiots having the same conversations for years now and thinking it is normal online
Based schizo

>>150681511
chased out their franchise gb for not being "mature", then replacing him with a rapist

Reminder that Joe Burrow, or Joey Boring as I call him, is NOT a top 5 QB.
Evidence:
>>150681516

>>150681518
For me it's Chinesus

>>150680161
The most recent loss? Zach Orr is a fraud DEI hire, they need to poach Wink Martindale back from Michigan.

got the script
Chiefs start 1-5 and end the season 12-5 and win their division.

Apologize, /sp/.

seriously, what the FUCK is his problem?

>>150681538
It won't happen. Wink actually CHALLENGED Harbaugh on his in game decisions which he hates because he's an insecure retard. I miss Wink so much man

>>150681549
>Tomlin is going to get another extension because of AAron
I'm so sorry, Steelers fans.

>>150681491
Jackson did well too. But I've always maintained that, of the top4 QBs in the league, Allen has always done the most with the least

>>150681549
>jests
maybe when they play a real team

what team hires John Harbaugh after the ravens retardly fire him

im thinking... raiders

>>150681432
someone pls make one of these but with Lamar, I'm bad at da cumpooter

>>150681564
Dolphins.

My sources in the league office tell me that Eagles defensive tackle Jalen Carter is expected to receive a lifetime ban from the NFL this week.

>>150681564
nevermind, I forgot raiders got Pete Carroll.
I'm thinking...... Bengals

lmao

>>150681406
The Harbaughs have somehow convinced the world that they're some galaxy-brained football geniuses - easily the most successful con-men on the planet

>>150681430
Gayleb sharting himself and taking 6 sacks in a 40-13 Vikings victory will be the cherry on top.

lamar jackson should be in prison for what he did to that innocent child

>>150681556
Seems like a lot, averages out to 1 a year, still more than you want to have but he's been a headcoach for almost 2 decades.

>>150680686
My Jaggies looked very good on offense and the defensive additions to the secondary played very well (especially Jourdan Lewis).

>>150681549
I'm sorry you're stuck with Tomlin

>>150681595
>pants

Trade Mike Tomlin for John Harbaugh

WHO SAYS NO?!

>>150681591
Gayleb and GayGay will combine for 0TD 3 INT 150 yards

>>150681604
Retard for retard? I'd say no. At least Harbaugh hires decent coordinators

JJ McCarthy is gonna have a Mahomes 2018 like season.
I'm just saying this now, before doubters show up.

>>150681615
Good, I have him on my fantasy team.

My Lions are fine, we can come back from this
>looks at schedule
FUCK

You can only reply to this post if your quarterback threw 4+ touchdown passes

JJ MCCARTHY IS THE CHOSEN ONE FROM NAZERTH AND HE WILL LEAD THE VIKINGS TO THE PROMISED LAND

Replying is for fags

huh?

>>150681627
they looked really flat. just completely lifeless

maybe once they adjust to the new co ordinators things might pick up but i think its gonna be a pretty tough season for them

GO LOUIE
GO LOUIE

>>150681295
BASED op making /v/ seethe. /v/ Is so fucking fragile It might as well be reddit

>>150681627
Lions are going to have a VERY bad start as they adjust to their new OC, DC, and IOL. But if they're still struggling by week 6 then you might be cooked

>>150681495
Mahomes doesn't have to beg...

>>150681651
>BASED op making /v/ seethe.

>>150681646
What's rhe real difference between going 3-14 or 5-12

>>150681531
When he washed their feet he also gave them a pedicure

>>150681668
Draft pick

>>150681681
So why try finding a better kicker then?

>Lamar choked in ANOTHER big game
How long until they fire Harbaugh and draft a QB?

>>150681681
Yeah, but it's the Browns

>>150681691
Old bait is so exciting

>>150680126
0-2 next week

Hoping to complete the NFCN jobber QB quartet today

>>150681549
I'll apologize if you blow the Seahawks out and end their season next week.

How did Drake Maye play week 1 guys? Heard he was even BETTER than Mac Jones:)

>>150681701
Bait? The fucking turtle choked AGAIN

>>150681477
Jackson and Allen are the most electrifying QBs that usually put up tremendously entertaining games yet the league insist on rigging it for mutthomo who’s been coasting on his first 4 years and has been dak tier game managing for 3 years now

>>150681627
The Lions are fucked because they don't have a quarterback.

That was such a great game. The entire city of Baltimore wins KWAB of the week. Unanimous vote.

>>150681713
Better than Lamar Jackson, tbqh.200 yards? A gay Kiwi who enjoys enticing black men on the hot and sweaty New Orleans streets would've performed better.

>>150681718
>tremendously entertaining games
>200 yards passing

>>150681738
How many passing yards did Drake Maye have?

>>150681718
Allen is exciting. Lamar is just a bargain bin off-brand Jalen Hurts

>Nix looked like shit
>Goff looked like shit
>Ravens prime time generational choke job
Kek imagine being from Poo Peeland

>>150681747
287, but then again is he a Super Bowl and MVP favorite? They both had similarly disappointing 4th quarters.

You'll never guess who had the worst passer rating in a win yesterday

>>150681767
Who?

any good heems this week? I was busy watching baseball

>>150681779
>over 9,000 flags

Enjoying the seethe this lovely morning!
My first sober season! LETS GO BANGLES!

>>150681785
Good luck, remember there's always someone to talk to and with.

>>150681779
>reffies only throw their flags once they realize he might be dead
lel

>>150681797
SHIBOOPI

>>150681650
George died for this

>>150681788
>>150681834
lamar doesn't play defense, retard

>>150681842
He also doesn't score in the 4th quarter lol

>>150681842
>goes 3&out

>>150681874
But of course it's not Lamar's fault. HE JUST NEEDS MORE HECKIN HELP!!!

Bucsbros how we feeling?

It's week one but I saw things to be optimistic and pessimistic about

Pros:
Egbuka is him
Winfield is back
The OL hasn't fallen off under Grizzard
We have multiple very good RBs

Cons:
We still have massive leaking holes in the secondary
Pass rush isn't suffocating
Offense started slow
Kickers

>>150681842
Lamar has 0 playoff wins when his defense gives up more than 14 points

>>150680460
>Unfortunately no amount of practice or scheming is going to fix Jaire Alexander. He’s physically spent.
NO REFUNDS

>Bryce Young isn't a b-

year 3 folks, stop the copiun

*record scratch*

>>150681899
He's the best example of a regular season QB and post season choker since Phillip Rivers.

>>150680340
Sewers

>>150681295
>the censors still can't hide his nose
LOL

If the Kangz win today, it'll be the best week 1 in human history.

>>150681910
Geno Smith, year 3

>>150681834
Only one of those guys has a ring.

which player had the most embarrassing performance yesterday?

>>150681892
The Ravens offense scored 40 points, and Lamar lead the on 7 scoring drives, you think that was the problem?
Lamar had 280 yards, 3 TD, 0 INT, and maximized two of his 3 weapons (143 yd, 1 TD by age 24 WR Zay Flowers, 182 yd, 1 TD by age 31 RB Derrick Henry while age 30 TE Mark Andrews only had one target, one catch)

I guess you could say Lamar lead the Ravens
>to scores on 7 of the first 8 drives (last drive was in 4thQ) and a 40-25 lead
Then in rest of 4thQ:
>Ravens failed to score on their last 3 drives of game (going 3 out on all 3)
>while Bills scored on all 3 of their last 3 drives of the game

But at this point you're expecting Lamar to be Superman

>>150681961
Goff

>>150681961
russlel wilson

>>150681961
thro pix

>>150681986
Jordan Love is HIM

>>150681986
Jalen Hurts having all his weapons and still actually having to make tons of difficult throws because he's never had a good OC will never not make me laugh

>>150681961
Tua?

>>150682000
He should make some difficult throws to AJ Brown for my fantasy team

>>150682005
Yes this is the correct answer. Did the Bahama guy just give up and stop coming here?

>>150681969
All those words don't change the fact that the offense was as limp as Aaron Rodgers was last night at the Spearmint Rhino when his Oline was celebrating the win with him.

>>150681415
>Greg Roman
The same guy you guys scapegoated for losing in the playoffs before? Fukken kek

>>150682013
I legitimately think AJ was playing hurt as a decoy.

>>150681898
Another con is that baker was fairly inaccurate, hopefully he can clean it up.

Rammies won that game

>>150681602
A W is a W, anon. The rushing offense has me excited. We were in the bottom of the barrel last season but ranked #3 in week 1 so far. And the only teams ahead of us have running QBs.

>>150681898
I think Bucky Irving was a negative

>>150681961
Jaire Alexander got exposed, from All-Pro to All-Done

Yeah, Lions still won the trade with the Rams.

>>150682072
then where's your Lombardi?

>>150681967
>weeks 1-1

>>150681898
Another great year of barely winning the division and a first round playoffs exit.

>the lions new OC was fired by the jets after one season

What the actual fuck were they thinking?

>>150682095
You've got to start somewhere

>>150682072
Still looks like a win/win trade to me in hindsight

>>150682088
3 Lombardis in the next 5 years are in process

>>150682104
They weren't, like how Lamar's mind blanks out when the clock hits 10min remaining.

>>150682115
Both bussy

>>150682118
Google “African Time”. There’s a reason there’s no known word for the concept of maintenance in any African language.

>>150682115
They will win a combined 1 playoff game over the course of their careers

It's gonna be such a good year

>>150682118
Lamar didn't fumble on a crucial drive

>>150682136
I went to and taught at UM, trust me I know.

>>150682172
At least then he'd have an excuse. lol

>>150682161
The Bills just won the number 1 seed.

>>150682198
Right?

>>150682088
Right next to their NFC championship trophies

>>150682198
I'm still between Bills and Ravens for 1 seed. I want to see how the AFCE does week 2, if they continue shitting everywhere then yeah Bills will lock it up
I'm not sure if the AFC North will be sweeps for the Ravens just yet

>>150682212
Bills schedule is cake

sleeping on my bungles

>>150681591
18 - 18 tie with all scores being pick sixes would be perfect

>>150682227
Joe Flacco carved up your defense dude
It's over

>>150682161
does anyone know if Jayden had sex in the offseason?

>>150682212
I think the Minnesota practice was an important event for this year's Patriots team. I think Vrabel realized the roster is still absolute shit and this will be ANOTHER gap year. The conservative shift after the INT yesterday and decision to punt point me to that, as well as the post game comments about how Vrabes wants to see who commits to the rebuild and who wants to go.

>>150682227
>held to 7 yards in the second half

it's over

>>150682239
kek

>>150682243
Yup, he realized wildcard hopes are an insane reach for this year. They might be the Broncos a few years ago, but they aren't the broncos last year

>>150682161
this but my bvlls finna bootyblast the rabens

>>150682227
you have literally one man playing ball in the secondary

>>150682244
thats a typical week 1 bungles experience.

>>150682239
He doesn't avoid women, but he denies them his essence

>>150682263
Come to Buffalo, brudi.

>>150681898
Michael Penis Jr putting up 300 on us is concerning but were not getting swept by atlanta at least. Our edge and secondary is still dogshit like last year. Were still getting bounced in the divisional.

>>150682387
penix could get yards because of the run threat, no one wanted bijan to heat up