Thread 150408217

Epicsauce Edition

'stros

sandlotbros, we're so back!

>>150408252
this already happened

did he really fall off a cliff since putting on the turquoise?

>>150408335
statistically he is kind of doing worse, but granted there's maybe 1 or 2 success stories in this trade deadline out of who remembers how many were made

phillies gonna be fucking some chicano boyass later tonight

>>150408335
>turquoise
ITS HEROIN CONIFER PINE NEEDLE GREEN

doyerpacos will get swept by the Reds

>>150408335
>turquoise

to kick the dodgers out of the playoffs, two things need to happen
>the dodgers have to play at a rate <.500 for the rest of the season(which has already been happening)
>BOTH the mets and the reds have to play at a rate ~5 games better than the dodgers
sadly, while I think the Reds could pull that off, I have no faith in the Mets

>>150408504
>sheehan, kershaw and ohtani
I could see it

>three wildcards per league
what a joke

>>150408697
true

>>150408252
I want Vtubers performing at Petco Park.

>>150408972
i agree!

>>150408972
>>150409043
>Poodrepacos
You must be from Hillcrest.

>>150409290
Sounds like you're very familiar with the area

>>150409304
Everyone knows that place is the fag capital of San Diego. 2Poo lives there.

>>150409591
it will get worse next year when the Chargers decide to crawl back to San Diego(after Spanos is sentenced to death at Gallagher Square). If both FC and the Padres were able to play at the same time and have sellouts this week, it's pretty clear an NFL team would be just as successful

Cal Raleigh’s ass is not that big or round.

>>150409696
>Chargers decide to crawl back to San Diego
That's not happening. No one in San Diego cares about them and they're now LA's problem.

>>150409696
I wanna fuck you

>>150408972
>>150409043
>>150409696

>thread dead
Doyerchads really do run this genny

>>150409988
back of the line, buster

>>150410000
I'll take these folks over drunk Stankee fags.

>>150409988
>>150410169
That's a guy ya know

>>150410138
they're working their shift at jollibee before tonight's game

>>150410218
Even better

mfw detoilet wins the central

>>150410000
would rather have new yorkers like this than the ones you see at Stankee and Mest games

>>150410316
you can do better than that cant you? that looks like the forced smile of someone suicidal

>>150410321
>the glove goblin
ancientfags will remember

>>150410366
saving that one for later ;)

>>150410624
Like I said - not that big or round.

Is there such thing as a Colorado Rockies fan?

I just watch the youtube highlights every morning of Orioles games and that's how I consume baseball
>Look up the table and they're still last
Yeah I think I'll just go back to watching highlights. I thought we've been playing well especially since we just lost Cedric Mullins

>>150408504
I really do hope that the Dodgers are still in a slump.

Thinking about the New York Yankees.

>>150409489
Can't wait to move there

>Ohtani still in the lineup
>Dodgers keep losing
>Ohtani leaves the lineup for a couple days
>Dodgers suddenly break a slump
Meanwhile
>Muncy in the lineup
>Dodgers play well
>Muncy out of the lineup
>Dodgers go sub .500
It's clear who the Dodgers REAL MVP is

No cubs today guess I’ll have to shoot my self in the head

If /we/ win tonight it secures the regular season vedder cup.

A's bros, we can still sneak in the final wild car spot this year. Right? Right?

>>150411524
this series is the PEOPLE'S world series, the one we'd get in a just world

>>150411493
vgh

What's /mlb/ New York's consensus on Krispy Pizza?

>>150411604
love it as much as the sandlot

>>150411546
Ok that would be awesome sauce

>>150411491
Are you Munpaco?

dead jenny

>>150411701
jays are playing in less than an hour
this is the quiet before the storm

>>150411657
If I say yes will you accept Ohtani is an overrated chinaman?

>>150411713
>white team playing white team
no storm ahead there
it's the metcanos versus the based white phillies where the shitstorm lies

>>150410222
yo, what the hell, when did they add the sign? I moved from LA in 2022. I lived basically at the bottom of that hill on Toluca

>>150411715
Munpaco, yes Ohtani is a source of pride for Asians.
kek

For me, it's the Doyer Dog

Doyer stadium is a fucking shithole

>>150411604
Theyre ok but no Little Italy

Imagine going to see a game in a giant dumpster like Doyer stadium kek

>>150411828
The jints thought Devers would be the last spark they needed and it failed miserably, but what actually happened to the Dodgers? Because a lot of their big injuries had already happened WELL before they even got that 9 game lead they choked away

>>150408335
>Suarez
>Balanced
>Contact: 122
??? What scale is this? Out of 300? Isn't he a straight up power hitter with a high K and wiff rate? Lots of questions

>>150411815
The stadium is fine, it's just the location and parking are absolute ass. I've been to Fenway and Wrigley and you just take a bus and walk right in like it's nothing

Will Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD tonight?

>>150411828
>30 games without a two-game winning streak
>almost another 30 games before the next one

>>150411883
They're absolute frauds. Plain and simple. Also their stadium looks and smells like piss and shit kek

Yankees

stankees lol

it's gonna be a berb night tonight

>>150411898
It scales to 125 max, and his live series card would reflect that. But this is a juiced up 99 ovr version of Geno that has to face a juiced up 99 ovr Randy Johnson/Roger Clemons/Pedro exc throwing 103

This general is so slow when the Dodgers aren't playing

'toids

>>150412091
Doyers play in a literal latrine

>putting the rays on a nationally televised game

and you wonder why MLB ratings fucking suck

>Senga pitching on short rest when you could have had Jonah Tong called up by now
What the fuck is wrong with this retard it’s like he’s been punting the season since June

>tfw it's 2011 all over again

orioles magic

feel it happen

>>150412127
Isn't September the month they call up AAA guys to see who gets an invite to Spring Training next year?

>>150411954
Mickey Mantle? Is that what you're upset about?

poodrepacos still seething lol

>>150411828
The Jints have fallen hard

>>150408767
It's okay when the NFL does it tho right?

>mfw looking at the Labor Day Saturday Game of the Week matchups

THIS is the best you can do? Why the fuck do you people just kow tow to football pro and college? JFC

Doyerpacos cant stop seething at the fact they play in the worst stadium in the league kek

>>150412199
Forgot my pic

i think the dodgers have just gotten complacent, viewing themselves as "inevitable" due to constant media bias and even their own pride. they think it's okay when they have "one of those days" where things don't go well because "we just have to bring it in October" but then every day becomes "one of those days" and suddenly they are in position to lose the division, maybe even a playoff spot all together

>>150412191
the nfl playoffs are just as bad

>>150412190
we're trending up, bitch

ROMRUN

>>150412091
browncorders still out there mowing lawns

the next ted williams

>>150412199
>having your biggest game of the day at Noon on Saturday

I was right about Wash's health problem being his heart. I'm glad he's recovering.

>Doyerpacos cant fathom having public transportation that goes directly to your stadium
kek

>california is simultaneously mexican (mexicans hate trannies) and tranny
lol

alejandra

>alejandro now using a Mexican vpn
Weird

>>150412266
Bruh moment

>>150412199
>>150412239
>The biggest game are two shitters that will choke in the playoffs

>>150412234
I would rather pay downtown tax than deal with this

baseball :)

You could just live out in the country

>>150412284
>>150412272
>>150412266
done with the lawns already sanchez?
did you CUT some corners out there?

>>150412316
Alejandro

>>150412316
Daddy chilllll

>>150412285
Have the game played at 11am Texas time? I mean really? And America WORSHIPS this shit? Fuck football culture in this country. Seriously.

ALL GAMES FREE GAMES

>not denying he's a brown slave
kek

>>150412338
>texas time

>>150412345
bobo

>poodrepacos eternally seething cuz still no rings and no division title in 20 years
KEK

Guys, football will be on

>>150412338
>Milwaukee and Toronto rarely play each other to begin with and now both are playing the Saturday of Labor Day weekend....and both are fucking elite
>Not on FOX

It's time for Yankees béisbol

Do not reply to Alejandro

>>150412350
Wut

>>150412374
>>150412368

>>150412363
>Braves/Phillies on ESPN Sunday Night instead of Milwaukee/Toronto

This is why I love when Disney has layoffs

>>150412234
>pay 4 bucks for a metro pass
>don't have to pay for parking and get dropped off right by the stadium
>don't have to worry about getting drunk since I'm not driving
my last bullet point doesn't even matter since Dodger fans are criminals anyway and probably don't even care if they did get in an accident

Red Sox are the team to beat in the AL prove me wrong

Good hitting, Bregman is top 5 mvp, crochet is right there with Skubal as the cy young favorite, and the X factor is Aroldis Chapman

If I was a tigers or jays fan I would be terrified of playing us in a 5 game series

>>150412374
>texican thinks he's white

cope on em, poodrepacos!

>>150412392
>argentina
>relevant

>>150412403
>>150412368

>>150412366
I'm ready

i can only imagine the seethe when you have to mow an Indian's lawn lol

>>150412390
It's like you enjoy being retarded

Nice game last night.

i'd rather live next door to an argentinian family than an american one that's for sure

Yankees are the team to beat in the AL prove me wrong

Good hitting, Judge is mvp, fried is right there with Skubal as the cy young favorite, and the X factor is David Bednar

If I was a tigers or jays fan I would be terrified of playing us in a 5 game series

>dodgers may have rings but they'll never have public transportation to their park
poodrepacos LOL

spicord monkeys dancing away already

Fuck my ass

I don't watch much baseball but my local sports radio station gets angry regardless of whether the team wins or loses so it's fun to listen to.

>Doyerpacos either have to leave by the 6th inning or wait for 3 hours to get back home from a game
KEK

ah shit!

Its Hamilton Night at Yankee Stadium.

>>150412412
Red Sox have the best Pythagorean record in the league, best run differential, and have a -4 luck score, and a team full of proven playoff studs who perform in the clutch

We are the best team in the league if you look at more than just the standings

SEYMOUR, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!

kek doyerputos

Tigers are the team to beat in the AL prove me wrong

Good hitting, Greene is mvp, Skubal is right there with Skubal as the cy young favorite, and the X factor is Kyle Finnegan

If I was a yankees or jays fan I would be terrified of playing us in a 5 game series

seymour butts lol

Da Cubs

ORIOLES MAGIC FEEL IT HAPPEN

2011 ALL OVER AGAIN

>red sux

>>150412390
>>150412419
>>150412464
>>150412474
THIS IS NUTS!

The one thing Doyerpaco and Poodrepaco can agree on is voting for Gavin Newsome in the 2028 presidential election.

>>150412464
super cool story bro

start the fucking game already

>another brownfight night on the 'bee
kek

>>150412452
So Poodrepacos when their team is down by 1 run.

>>150412491
Based Padgers coming through

>>150412489
now just replace france with santander

your race lost the election

i went to take a shit
why is dick fitts pitching now

>sux already giving it up
Why do they play like it’s the World Series when they come to town? I’m noootocing…

play bawl!

PITCHCOM ISSUE LET'S GO

>>150412460
>>150412513
That's even worse than Hololive Night.
>Stankees

>>150412523
Imagine the smell

>>150412529
Nothing, is worse, than hololive. You're just a Yankee hater.

>>150412540
>brown coast spic trying to "own" nyc by posting a sign written in spic
lmao do browns really
they're part of your spic race you retard

>>150412540
The no cagar and the drawn turd always gets me

LET'S GO METS

whats wrong with this retard?

only a met pitcher could have a sub 3 era and somehow still be bad

HOW DO TOU TAKE THAT? JUST SWING!

>>150412556
No one cares, Alejandro. Post hand or eye color

time for phillies baybawl

>>150412540
No pipi por favor

wogs gonna be seething up a storm at the based phillies tonight lads

>>150412577
Fuck my boricua ass

>>150412582
2009 + the better city

phillies gonna be fucking some burrito ass tonight

doyerpacos seething kek

holy shit I thought Trea was going to go for the inside the park hr lmao

>>150412581
kek do mexicans really

lmao nice hands larry

>red sux
>risp with less than 2 out

this springer kid is good

when poodrepacos start bringing up petco and chavez ravine you know they're seething lol lmao even

based schwaRBI

>>150412613
this nigga tryin to suck his own dick

Isometric exercise

The Yankees are one of the best twelve teams in MLB. Twelve teams are going to the post season. The Yankees are one of those twelve. Among those twelve teams, the Yankees are the worst team.

>>150412613
Lot of milfs watching

>>150412613
Didn't know Craig Kimbrel was with the twins

>>150412613
manfred fears this

>>150412639
But enough about ur mum lel

>>150412636
Irish catholic pedophiles from DA BEAN really do think like this.

>>150412613
trying to intimidate george with the ginyu force pose

2nd most strikeouts? nigga we've been facing cy young level starters for a month straight

Time for a nap. You guys better behave

>Josh Bell in the big ‘25
Only oldcums remember

vintage bo

Uhhh…

Are we just forgetting the mariners have three legit mvp candidates, 2 cy young candidates, and the best closer in baseball?

You do NOT want to have to deal with that kind of superstar power in the playoffs…

>>150412676
TRIM those sideburns

>bullpen games

fuck you cora

KIRKO

>>150412706
Brady was a Yankees fan. Also you are not welcome here.

KIRKY!

BLUE JAYS

O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN

KIRKY

oh fuck you bro

>>150412676
is that a tattoo or the curly jewish hair thing?

reaching base on an error is like winning the world series for mets fans

Oopsie

tloses throwing at the jays already
pathetic

jays are the only fanbase we can confirm as canonically white since we dont have state flags here

Yankees.

>sick of watching this team
>still watching this team
i need to break out of this

>>150412754
phillies gonna fuck you burrito ass

>>150412751
Too bad the Yankees can't win the World Series by beating the Twins and Nationals.

>>150412751
Yankees.

>>150412754
You know you'll never leave

yer out

>>150412767
indians are spiritually whiter than hispanics

>>150412782
jeet hands typed this

Umm Detroit bros… Idk if anyone notices but the Tigers rotation is in complete shambles

Skubal is great but after that…

Mize is mid as fuck and era skyrocketed after all star game

Flaherty is completely unusable in the playoffs

Morton and Paddack are just inning eaters, can’t expect either of them to win you a playoff game

So, you get two games from Skubal in a 5 game series then what? Troy Melton secret weapon? Hope one of Paddack or Morton gets hot before the playoffs start and we can get a quality start out of them?

Last option: montero bullpen game?

Nobody gives a FUCK about that gay Hamilton musical

No one cares, sanjay

bumston kwab

ME PETE ME MAKE POOPY IN STINKY ROOS PETE LOVE STINKY POOPI PETE TO EAT YUMMY POOPY PETE LOVE POOPY MOMMY GIV PETE EAT POOPY MORE POOPY MOMMY NO TAKE POOPY PETE NEED POOPI PETE LOVE YUMMY STINKY POOPY

>>150412792
>Morton, Flaherty, Skoob
This is enough of a rotation to win the World Series three times over.

trea got bailed out. i feel like every boneheaded error he's made this year resulted in runs.

>>150412791
indians have white collar jobs
your hispanic race mows lawns
you are less white than indians

Hamilton was not a rapper you can shut up now

>>150412823
No one cares, sanjay

>>150412507
Go Padres? Go Dodgers? Padgers?

>>150412792
Morton is our #2. Can only hope someone else shows up in the playoffs

>>150412818
Flaherty is not usable in the playoffs unfortunately, unless you give him a VERY short leash, like pulling him after two consecutive baserunners

He is prone to the worst implosions of any pitcher on the team by far

Orange berd sweep in progress.

>>150412714
okboomer

when did players start wearing their eye black like clown makeup?

>>150412845
Stanton mindfucked him.

prime mad max is back

I could quite easily heem Lin Manuel Miranda

>red sux
>hitting with risp

JAYCHADS RISE UP

holy fuck

>>150412860
More insufferable beaner: Him or John Leguizamo?

BASED

>>150412882
John Leguizamo was based when he played the sloth in ice age

burrito ass getting lubed up
the irony if a nord gets the RBI too kek

>Springer already batting again no outs top of second
Looks like Vladdy will have a lot of chances to take the rust off this game

do hispanic baseball players get intimidated by white nords like hispanic soccer players do?

Reminder this is one of the best pitchers in the AL

>>150412791
Indians worship demons, scheme, shit on the sidewalk, and are basically brown jews

Joe who?

My dad calls Harrison Bader “Dudley Do-Right” lmao

lets go....s-s-snakes? da fvk

Seattle. Mariners.
Simple. Asiners.

senga is so trash

>>150412898
They never shut the fuck up

>>150412898
They consider them ancestors and name their children Vlad and Alexei

>>150412919
TRVKE

Who are the yellow-skinned ‘toids?

>>150412937
Cirrhosis patients

>>150412937
>>150412944
sewers fans

Where the fuck was this last inning Fitts?

jew york is supposed to be a mix of whites, jews and blacks, why the fuck are spics there

LETS GO YANKEES
*clap clap clapclapclap

>>150412920
Yes

Guys, I don’t think we’re winning this one

>picked off after 5 balls
What level of baserunning is this?

once the philth break this open im just gonna play clair obscur expedition 33

>>150412975
kek thanks will shitpost on /int/ with this, macacos will hate it because they will be associated with brown indios

>>150412777
I need to look up some rule34 of Mrs. Met

>>150412995
>playing memegames because chuds on /v/ said they're good

the most famous yankees player

Ohio is better then ur shit state.

>>150413008
Like.. do you think the rest of the body is baseball material? She got stitching on her ass cheeks?

Jack flaherty is black?

wtf I never knew this

byron bux broken

>>150413023
i think it's just her head

>>150413021
I don’t even know who, where you are. But you who I am right? You know the greatest city in the US is right?

>>150413020
That’s not Derek Jeter

For me it's the Brewbacks.

Alright Breg man

>>150413008
Get some lotion and treat yourself if you win. Or drown your sorrows and rub one out

Consistency

My Yankees :)

Best catcher in the AL

NOOO
Home runs are CHEATING

>>150413033
Jew York Shitty? Fuck off faggo

ATTABOY HARPER

Alejandra

did you see how fast schwarber was flying around 2nd? gawd damn

>>150413021
>white trash flyover getting uppity
don't you have some fent to overdose on

>>150413033
Is Mr. Met gonna vote for a communist mayor.

#RapeDavidStearns

>>150413062
He’s twice as fast as Bohm

LUBE
UP
THAT
BURRITO
ASS

>>150413063
Don't you have a shitty 80s washed up thrash or hair metal band to go chant gay shitty chants to? Fuck outta my face kid.

>>150413044
I already gooned at work today after my lunch. Don’t got another one in me. Plus I got into a fight with my wife last night so I’m probably going to hear more of it tonight

why dis mexican hate other mexican subtypes

>>150413021
Go cry over some Michigan hood rats planting a flag

just fucking bunt if you're going to have that shitty of an at bat

>>150413062
strength and speed. th ol' SS, if you will.

>>150413066
that mayor is based as fuck, makes kikes seethe like mad lol

what team should i get my pham jersey in?

>>150413087
Go fuck yourself and jump off a bridge in minecraft you little bitch

>>150413020
famously a mets fan who wanted to be on the mets and wanted to buy the mets

METTIESJETTIES

fuck yea bohmie

BOHMER!!!

>>150413099
yea sure he makes kikes seethe while he also unleashes the black criminal horde on everyone. it's a disaster.

>>150413086
We all have egos and feel we are better. Plus the Mexicans who claim “American” ruins it for all of us.

mets fans are pathetic if this was at philly the dB levels would be through the roof and it doesnt even have one

>>150412613
Oh I get it, he's taunting the Jays by flapping his own wings!

>>150413106
bohm getting back to being a great contact hitter would be amazing for this team

Fuck my boricua ass

>>150413110
esl-kun...

Do you forgive Pete for breaking Senga’s legs

>>150413100
mets, worn by the two most famous phams

wathan you stupid fuck just fucking send him

PHILLIES TAPPING DAT BURRITO ASS

>>150413119
He’s always been a pretty good hitter in clutch situations at least

Bohm

>>150413132
nice belly button

Yea it’s Jover. GG Phillies. I know my Mets don’t have the heart to rally for a come back. They never do. See ya’ll tomorrow.

another jap meme pitcher being absolutely exposed

I can't wait to get back to Cincy and get some Skyline. I miss it so much.

and that's why you fucking send him wathan soto wasn't going to throw him out for fucks sake

you learn your place burrito memespics

>>150413101
FUN TIMES IN CLEVELAND TODAY

Imagine being a jeet

execute japanese pitchers

You all thought the yankees season was over. Then last night happened. Enjoy the surge. We're never losing ever again.

>>150413147
yum yum in the tum!

>>150413141
Fuck my boricua ass

>>150413101
How's Shedeur?

>>150413173
that looks like my shit after a night out drinking

>pitcher on a walk year
>starts shitting the bed
why is this so common?

>>150413169
he's playing russian roulette with those breaking balls

>>150413175
Can you post it? Puerto Ricans got some big juicy asses. Made for BBC

>>150413181
its a delicacy in cincinasty

>>150413173
ypipo dun sesan dey fud

>BBC posting
wtf this isn't /nfl/

>>150413187
lol yup

>>150413101
>in minecraft
This is 4chan nigger just say it

Senga simply doesn't want to win

How do you pronounce boricua?

>>150413172
>no offense or defense

>>150413213
He’s pitching on short rest cause our gay retard GM is worried about service time so they can’t call up their top 20 prospect pitcher in Triple A

Why does Adam Devine have a career? Seriously. Might be the most punchable face

>>150413196
https://x.com/BXBOY76/media

>>150413217
i dont

>>150413217
poor-toe ree-kin

>>150413227
What's the score beta?

>>150413172
>Cy young pitchers, golden glove infielders, mvp nats

>>150413256
I don't know, I'm watching a good team play

>>150413266
>>150413267
>>150413273
Cope and seethe over our 28th ring in October

>>150413239
what the hell

The fuck is the difference here

big ben rice gunned that boy down like a dog

>>150413217
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/burrito

holy shit lindor made that so fucking close

>>150413275
>28th ring in October
with what manager?

>>150413231
I just learned that in Japan they are more accustomed to 6 days off as opposed to 4 days - that is interesting.

>>150413196
Here’s my X
https://x.com/bttmboychinno?lang=en

>>150413267
>NOOO you’re not allowed to have an easy schedule

put some respect' on tha jankees

NETOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FIRST PITCH HOME RUN

>>150413277
different manufacturers in xiangdiang and guangdong provinces

>steven matz

HAHAHAHA ORIOLES MAGIC.

>>150413292
why do you have these saved

>>150413286
He has a winning record plus he only costs like 1 game every postseason. Just go to 6-7 games and they’ll be fine.

Sneks

this joe ryan guy looks like hes ready to hit the showers already

>>150413277
left is slightly more beige

>>150413286
We have an entire lineup of sluggers. Who needs pitching or Boone to make any moves when we hit soul crushing homers

I think it's the Brewers' year

>>150413312
>Just go to 6-7 games and they’ll be fine.
pictured: game 5

I just bought MLB The Show 23, this is my first The Show I've ever played - what game mode are you guys playing? There's Franchise... Diamond Dynasty... Race to the Top (some mode where you RPG-style make a baseball player)..among others. Offline play only! I am cheap and don't have online on my Playstation

He’s at 75 pitches in the 4th inning I don’t think it’s his night Carlos

>>150413329
>family field
>whores whoring out

>>150413314
bazongas

>>150413280
kek

Is Giménez finally turning the corner? Would be good to have him getting on base consistently

>>150413329
I would have SEX with this woman. SEX.

>>150413340
that's how families get made

>>150413354
I don't understand please elaborate

>>150413329
Stop posting this dumpy spic

>>150413354
keep it clean. i browse this thread with my kids

>>150413311
I’m a gay Mets fan

JAYCHADS WE EATIN GOOD

>>150413329
I'll drink from that brew HA HA

>>150413329
I love women bros

>>150413391
What are you gay

Joe Ryan seeing ghosts out there

6 hits and 3 walks leading to 3 runs feels very underwhelming

>>150413331
>5

doyers are going to get bootyblasted tonight

>>150413434
mets are gonna get no hit so what difference does it make

>>150413444
dubs of truth

>>150413444
you're reverse jinxing the no-no, you're a sick fuck

>>150413452
>dubs
anon, i...

>>150413444
YOU MOTHER FUCKER I WAS ON TO YOU

when did yt pipo start naming their children emmet?

>>150413479
When did Canada become India 2.0?

>>150413479
Emmet was the founder of Delorean its a great name

>>150413456
heh nothing personnel... kid

>>150413487
oh look its a beaner trying to score white people points again

>>150413499
I'm White you stpid miotheruckufcker.

>>150413487
it happened REALLY quick, like maybe late 2010s they opened up the shit floodgates

>>150413505
>hispanic white

So what's he gonna do when all the east coast teams lose in the playoffs?

>>150413487
When the guy who's mom used to have orgies with The Rolling Stones became prime minister

Which gay board member suggested a Hamilton Night at Yankee Stadium?

>>150413514
No you fag motherufkci Im Irish and British and German so get the fuck out of my face. Shitslingers

>>150413514
>poondian

berds tie

brewerbros eatin good

>>150413495
I blame you for this

>>150413522
Yanks are a traditional media ball club. We don’t do the homosexual cartoons.

>>150413505
sure thing sanchez kek

>>150413537
instead you do the homosexual broadway shows

>>150413525
>irish
>white
oh boy im laffin

phillies self-destructing

Harper doesn't even fucking look for the relay, DFA this bum

what the fuck why did harper cut that off?

>>150413444
You FUCKED us

>>150413522
I gave in to the hype years ago and watched some of their music numbers on youtube and they are HORRIBLE. Feels like it's CIA pushed slop like how they pushed abstract expressionism painting post ww2.

toids hate their race so much they side with the jeet

>>150413541
do you wanna see my fuckin id by name is Nick McDowell motherfucker I live in Topeka Kansas now you wanna say that shit to my face?

>>150413552
did I?

Why did Harper not throw to home? He retarded?

lets go yankees

scherzer striiiiides to the dugout

>FILTHIES
JAAJJAJAJAJAJAJA

if i can prove that i never caught the ball
will you promise not to tell another soul what you saw....

a McNeillian slap through the shift hole

LGM

>blowing the lead in one inning
classic phillies

>>150413542
Hamilton is Aryan culture.

hot take: scherzer was never good

Why the fuck does Rob Thomson leave his starters in to die?

>>150413495
YOU MOTHER FUCKER USING JEW YORK WIZARDRY
THAT'S BUSH LEAGUE

my metsies :')

no one else was on the field where it happened...

Get up off your knees, Philly. You're blowing the game!

Yanks lol

>>150413620
some "captain"

>>150413620
All Soto’s fault!

Phillies comeback starts NOW!

Team’s

>>150413636
The handsomest player

BORICUAS ON THE RISE!

>>150413605
me on the left

>>150413636
el heredero...

i went to put my laundry away and how the fuck did the mets get 3 runs??? fuck me

>white sox winning again
what are the odds they somehow manage to avoid 100 losses this year?

>>150413649
even if you win you'll always be a brown burrito spic

Alejandro seething kek

Individuals of Latrino-American descent shiuld be banned from watching and playing baseball and then sterilized

japanese pitchers think it's impolite to throw strikes

>>150413674
Puerto Ricans eat arroz con gandules, not burritos

>>150413693
This but with whites who are already dying out

>>150413697
you call yourselves burritos sanchez

dead sneks

Why are Phillies whining about

waaaah theres a small microphone 400 feet away from meeee i cant hitttttt

UFO beaming messages via laser high-frequency to bohm...

Alejandro has never posted his hand or eye

>>150413697
How do I get a puerto rican gf with a nice culo who likes baseball and also wont cheat on me

>>150413744
Be rich

UFOs PROBE MY ASS!!

The number of brown bean-eating niggers in this thread disugsts me. Good night

>>150413744
learn to dance salsa and enjoy arguing and raising your voice and listening to loud music

this is the most pathetic thing ive ever witnessed the umps need to make the phillies get into the fucking box

jaysbros....

>>150413763
the umps are the ones fucking around

>>150413763
What is the problem I just turned the game on?

oh dear

What's Scherzer's strategy there

>>150413763
kek burrito melting down

this main umpire in the phillies game looks like the turtle fella from Master Of Disguise

this is the meme that will cost the philthies the division

No one cares whitoids plus birthrates

>>150413723
Why does Tampa have a team?

>>150413768
Phillies are complaining about some lights

>>150413786
>wanting to win the division in the NL East
I know the Mets are tanking so they don't win it

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON YOU PHILTHY PHAGGOTS GET IN THE BOX

/nu/

>>150413799
>>150413799
>>150413799

>>150413802
kys

>>150413768
there is a small parabolic microphone in the centerfield stands that has been there forever that captures on field sounds. bohm threw a bitch fit and blamed a double play on him being distracted by it. now the umps stopped the game while they talk on the phone to the league. the ump needs to man up and tell the phillies to get in the box. i have no idea why they were allowed to delay a game and quash momentum, what a spineless bitch that ump is.

3 RUN HOMERUN FOR THE MARTIAN