Thread 150412009

>Friday 22nd August
West Ham 1 - 5 Chelsea
>Saturday 23rd August
Manchester City 0 - 2 Tottenham Hotspur
AFC Bournemouth 1 - 0 Wolverhampton Wanderers
Brentford 1 - 0 Aston Villa
Burnley 2 - 0 Sunderland
Arsenal 5 - 0 Leeds United
>Sunday 24th August
Crystal Palace 1 - 1 Nottingham Forest
Everton 2 - 0 Brighton & Hove Albion
Fulham 1 - 1 Manchester United
>Monday 25th August
Newcastle United 2 - 3 Liverpool

Salah

What does he do?

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>>150412037
Eze vs wirtz next week is going to be spicy

Anyone seen Platoon, or Tropic Thunder?

gotta be honest don't like the "RIO" on the back thing

>>150412037
As a LiverGod I'm really annoyed Slot played him. It was never going to be a good game for him and now he's got loads of pressure on him.

>>150412054
Agreed. Makes him look a right twat.

slot is the biggest crybaby loser i've seen in the prem in years can't wait till he gets sacked in may

>>150412037
*has 6 points in your path*

>>150412038
Gonna be interesting when Arsenal steal his song next week

>>150412009 (OP)
Geordies are all IMPURE rats.

>>150412037
wins

>>150412064
i can understand the brazilians and portuguese and spanish too i guess with 5000 surnames going with one name on the back but his name is rio nguhoma just do nguhoma
same with virgil van dijk, your last name is van dijk that should be on the back, he changed it to virgil cause he hates his deadbeat dad or whatever shouldnt be allowed

>>150412037
He has a 100% win rate in the Premier League

>>150412086
>tf
>tp

>>150412037
Besides directing the attacking transition he is saved for the big (CL) games

>5 of the God Six in the top 6
>Man U the only ones letting us down
Disgraceful. If Arsenal don't win a trophy we might have to rebrand to the God Four.

>>150412095
Funniest part is "Rio" isn't even a unique name in football.

>>150412086
If that was the case, the scousers would be trying to eat them.

>>150412037
+3 pts every match

Konate is really really bad. Kerkez even worse. Won't win a thing with those donkeys at the back .

>>150412140
don't disturb the dipper hugbox mate

>>150412140
I'm genuinely wondering how much of Kerkez's DNA is from a potato.

do 16 year olds like nguhoma even bother with school anymore once you're in the first team squad in the premier league
american sports the guys at least finish high school (i forget what high school is called in england, secondary school? but basically up to 18 years old) before they go pro or go to college then go pro, always wondered if these young guys in football academies even go to school or are legally required to do so or whatever

>>150412156
A 16 year old is a lot better educated in Europe than whatever a "high schooler" is.

>>150412156
yeah everyone has to be in education until they're 18

>>150412168
Better educated in what though? How to be a dweeb?

>>150412168
yeah i wasn't making a /pol/ post trying to compare educational standards bro was just curious
>>150412169
so these guys must have private tutors or something til 18? i shouldn't even say guys, kids i guess

>>150412183
They're in a Academy with the best of the best and that includes school. German academies put a big focus on education and they must have good grades to go up the academy ladder. Because 99% of them won't make it as a pro.

>>150412156
It used to be that you leave Secondary School at 16 and that's the end of your legally required education. Some time in the last decade, they added a provision that says you have to either be in full-time (or part-time) work if you're not in education until 18. So since he has a contract he can still leave if he wants. But realistically he won't, there will be private tutors and the academy will be insistent he completes it so they don't look bad (and because they really care or something blah blah blah). Beyond that it really is up to him.

Small aside, Alex Scott (the female one) said that she was writing her thesis the night before her last match in order to complete her media qualification (she was aiming for punditry even then) when England's women won that Euro the first time.

>>150412198
yeah but i was asking about english academies specifically i didn't know if england had some law that youths (not just footballers but like general youths) had to attend school through X age
but yeah it would be smart for the academies to look after their kids academically cause like you said most won't make it. but this rio nguhoma kid (who for all we know won't make it, good chance) is already in the first team squad at 16 so i was wondering if he was still being forced to study

Is Kerkez the missing link?

>>150412281
Imagine the Kerkez-Darwin link-up we have been robbed of

>>150412267
>It used to be that you leave Secondary School at 16 and that's the end of your legally required education. Some time in the last decade, they added a provision that says you have to either be in full-time (or part-time) work if you're not in education until 18.
oh that's interesting, and that was the answer i was looking for desu ty for letting me know
i actually don't even know how it works legally in the US come to think, it's probably the same cause i think you can drop out of high school at a certain age and you're not truant, probably 16 or 17 like you guys. not sure if we have the same work requirement til 18

it's up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DejEgy_7vk

>>150412169
>until they're 18
What?

>>150412286
I blame Slot. Darwin unironically needed more time

>>150412281
More like the missing chromosome

>>150412095
>Rio Ngubuhomo

>>150412291
You're welcome and I believe you lot work on a state by state basis

>>150412305
Same. I knew the odds, but I still wanted one more ride

Missed the match. Any incidents to blast PGMOL over?

>>150412331
yeah that is likely true, the state by state bit i mean. i went to a good public high school nobody dropped out so idk how it works desu
iirc public school in england means private school in america aka you have to pay to get in but might be wrong about that

/r/ing webm of the red card foul

>>150412344
yellow against gravenberch that could have been red if he didn't pull out last second, obvious and clear red for gordon. lot of really bad foul calls on both sides cause the referee lost control of the game pretty quickly

>>150412344
Poono Poomaraes survives another 90 minutes

>>150412371
>seething

Liverpool customers use AI to present themselves as white

>>150412380
Yep, that's a red

Liverpool won't score against Arsenal in GW3.

>>150412380
If he's going to take van disney out he should at least do a proper job and clean him out for the season

>>150412381
me in the back

i kinda thought that the isak deal was done and dusted and both sides agreed to wait til after today's game to announce it, but now i'm not so sure. can see a scenario where they "gentleman's agreed" to that transfer and now newcastle ownership are so mad they wont do it
i guess the most likely scenario (and probably what will actually happen) is the transfer was never agreed and it won't happen but part of me did think they were just delaying til after today, guess we'll see what happens tomorrow
can you imagine the PR disaster for newcastle though if my theory that it was done and they were waiting and now they announce it tomorrow after the shitshow that was today's match? mass suicide tyneside

>>150412402
His daughter is dating Kongaté

>>150412404
doubt theyll score in 3 of those 6 fixtures, absolute trash side propped by refball

>>150412416
Isak won't be leaving now.

Ate too much today. Can feel an explosive shit brewing.

>dave's fantasising about black penises again
dave coming out as gay wasnt on my cards for 2025 tbqh lads

>>150412354
>iirc public school in england means private school in america aka you have to pay to get in
That's correct. But so are our private schools. They're both private. The term came from the idea that the school would be open to the (paying) public instead of just whomever lived locally, Our actual public schools are called state schools. They are not run by the state, just funded.

Pic related is how England works. Scotland, Wales and NI all work in their own way.

YFW Da Arsenal takes the title this year and turns the Premier League and the Champions League into farmers leagues?

>>150412425
yeah i think you're right. maybe it happens next summer or something who knows.

>>150412404
This. Arsenal's 11 in the box defence withstood Man United pounding them for 90 minutes. Raya is on fire atm.

>>150412437
lol

Can't believe I'm actually rooting for the Arsenal to win the league. Liverpool fans have become cancerous.

>>150412437
The only team who doesn't look shaky this season. Have they even conceded a goal?

>>150412417
Because she's white

>>150412455
>become
One is HIV, the other is AIDS

>>150412458
Spurs certainly don't look shaky. Neither have conceded yet.

>>150412422
POV: you're a half eaten bap chilling in a bin

>>150412433
that is a helpful image. i consume a lot of british media and always kinda confused about the schooling names and GCSEs and all that. the thing from your pic i dont get is the sixth form/college bit, we just do "secondary" til 18 then university
i kinda thought it worked the same over there but it looks like your "high school" is just til 16 i don't get that 2 year gap thing between high school and university

>>150412468
It's in the Dutch blood

>>150412472
Nobody is betting on spurs to compete. Its between Liverpool and arsenal at this point, but Liverpools defence looks shaky with all the goals they've conceded.

>wolves signed Uche
these niggas really think you can use a Bordalas players without Bordalas? obvious flop

>>150412487
>Nobody is betting on spurs to compete.
That wasn't what was asked.

>>150412150
Straight out of a museum

gordon made cornyate look like a pub league shitter

>>150412487
there was one bit, where >we were messing around at the back with a misplaced back that >we were very lucky not to get punished on. Of course Cunha should have had a penalty in the first game

>>150412559
cornyate has 2 wins from 2 (and is a premier league champion)

Salah has looked like shit since the run in and has been awful to start this season
Is he finally washed?

>>150412559
His head is in Madrid. He doesn't want to play for Liverpool anymore.

Konaté's head is in Madrid but his cock is in Isa.

>>150412574
8 points GW1 5 points GW2

>>150412475
The two year gap is because those two years are/were optional so people were expected to leave. Just imagine if the last two years of high school were actually it's own institution. Like you had "Even Higher School" or something. That's college. Sixth Form is just when the Secondary School offers the same courses as college. So Sixth Form is exactly the same as High School.

>>150412574
He's constantly given license to do fuck all it's why liverpoo are crap in europe and won't win anything at home this year either

Still can’t believe a young “English” lad literally called Ngubu scored the winner tonight lads
We are living in a simulation built to demoralise us all

>>150412647
oh alright that makes more sense the way you worded it
i assume most people stick around for those extra 2 years then go to university?

>>150412275
Kids at the big academies get top hole public school educations. Whether they bother studying or not is another thing

>>150412647
>Sixth Form is just when the Secondary School offers the same courses as college.
I went to a completely separate sixth form.

>>150412673
i just want to know who this lad celebrated the goal.

>>150412690
Yeah only the retards wouldn't. Most colleges are free to enroll

I was curious, and the funniest part about this gimmick is that xe' bait post get an average of a (You) per month. Just an absolute dullard who keeps repeating the same joke in class and nobody is laughing.

>150m
looooooooooool

>>150412735
besides like cambridge and oxford i assume?
that's another whole weird thing, i think i went down a wiki rabbit hole about that somewhat recently and don't remember the exacts but like ox-bridge (and whatever that scottish one is the famous one, st andrews i think) kinda prevented other universities from being created and that's why so many english universities were created only within the last 50 years or so?

>>150412757
>Just an absolute dullard who keeps repeating the same joke in class and nobody is laughing.
Reminds me of many other Anons in this general.

Latest PFA free agents training camp list.

Ravel Morrison is now 32.

so what's the Alexander Isak to Liverpool situation?

>people doubting salad
I’ve seen this before and it never seems to go well for them
t. Neutral

>>150412812
Jamie Vardy a free agent rn too

>>150412812
Igor Jesus isn't the GOAT. He entered yesterday and didn't move Nottingham Forest from a tie to a win......

>>150412833
yeah hes won so much in his 15 years at klanfield hasnt he

>>150412848
Shut the fuck up you fucking spamming retard.

>>150412788
Oxford and Cambridge are unis, not colleges (the "colleges" at oxbridge are another thing altogether)
A lot of the new unis were previously polytechnics (uni for plebs back-in-the-day)
Education in this country has a long history of trying to keep the unwashed in their place. They're generally pretty successful at it.

>>150412788
Cambridge and Oxford are Universities. They're equivalent to your colleges, they're higher than ours. Our colleges are your tail end of high school remember. Everyone pays for University over here. We have the whole student loans stuff too.
> wiki rabbit hole about that somewhat recently and don't remember the exacts but like ox-bridge (and whatever that scottish one is the famous one, st andrews i think) kinda prevented other universities from being created and that's why so many english universities were created only within the last 50 years or so?
Afraid I haven't been down that rabbit hole

Who is the shittest player you've ever seen in this league?
For me? There's this Brazilian shitter called "Igor Jesus". Plays for Forest and he's legit terrible. I literally LOL OUT LOUD when he tries to play. Just awful.

>>150412812
>Fabio Borini
>Conor Whickham
Some proper Barclaysmen in here

TIK TOK MILNER

>>150412966
Reposting from the last thread.

This is just silly.

>>150412966
Only 92 for Gerrard who was their main midfielder for about 15 years and they still bang on about how good he was
Meanwhile Salah has been there for what, 4 years?
Jesus what an overrated Scouse sack of shit just because dullard English pundits and commentators and fans loved the occasional twice per season volley from outside the box (the other 27 attempts going out for a throw in)

>>150412966
Damn was cesc that good for arsenal

>>150412977
This reminds me of how Klopp has the record for most games won against a single manager at the expense of Eddie Howe. Across all his games as Bournemouth and Newcastle manager, Eddie never won against Klopp's Liverpool.

salah is shite glad they gave him a contract

>>150413028
Was talking more about the nature of the stat.

>most goal involvements against a single manager

Just seems a bit of a farfetched thing to point out.

>Across all his games as Bournemouth and Newcastle manager, Eddie never won against Klopp's Liverpool.
IIRC Eddie Meme has a dreadful record against Pep as well

>>150413048
I'm slightly wrong anyway, Eddie won 1 match and drew 1 match. But Klopp won 14 and apparently that is still the record.

>>150412895
On a real note, the only player that I've thought was so bad that it was bordering on suspicious was Fabio Silva from Wolves. Part of it is probably the 35m they paid for him but I remember watching either his debut or at least one of his earliest games for Wolves and thinking they might be better off playing with 10 men. I know there are a lot of lacklustre players and players who aren't exactly Premier League quality and stuff but I don't think anyone else has ever struck me as being that bad. Now to be fair to him, I think he was only 18 and coming in from a completely different league and obviously country and was the record signing for Wolves at the time so there was a lot stacked against him.
But still.

>>150412876
>>150412878
right i know the difference between college and university in the UK, or at least i think i do, i was making the point that most of your universities were founded within like the last 50 years i thought, that might not be true and maybe im just mis-remembering, but i could have sworn i read somewhere that oxford/cambridge prevented new universities from being formed for centuries to keep their own status
might be wrong but i think the reason i went down that rabbit hole is that so many of our universities are like 1800s founded etc with the classic ones like yale harvard 1600s or 1700s or whatever, and i was surprised that so many of yours (besides oxford cambridge) are like 1950s 1960s
what it might be now that i look at pic related is that many of these schools are founded forever ago but only got "university status" whatever that means more recently, like bristol for example founded 1595 but university 1909
basically a country as old as england and throw in scotland and all that i always expected like tons of 1700s 1800s universities

anyway i'm sorry for this very non-football side discussion

>>150413079
Fabio Silva's only decent period while he has been at Wolves was his loan spell at Las Palmas. A genuinely bizarre signing.

How much did they spend on Elanga again? Eddie Howe is such a mong lol.

>>150413080
>i read somewhere that oxford/cambridge prevented new universities from being formed for centuries to keep their own status
I hadn't heard that but it is entirely believable and the standard kind of shite the English establishment pulls

>>150413080
i wasn't crazy btw had to google it a bit and refresh my memory
https://www.historytoday.com/miscellanies/medieval-university-monopoly
apparently the graduates of oxford and cambridge agreed not to recognize other universities and this fell by the wayside in the 1800s

>>150413182
yeah read this >>150413202 very interesting. the university of stamford was founded in 1333 and edward III suppressed it along with oxford/cambridge types. cool history desu
i will stop posting about english universities now, sorry.

>lose to Liverpool
>refuse to sell them Isak
>refuse to elaborate
Based Newcastle

>>150412086
>tf
>tp

>>150412168
> A 16 year old is a lot better educated in Europe than whatever a "high schooler" is.
In what? The Quran?

>>150412437
If we miss a goal, and it looks like the game's slipping away, our players hear the crowd and start to think about how bad we've been and notice how much pressure they are under. Their passes become wayward, they prefer doing safe things to risky things and the whole game becomes cramped.

If Liverpool miss a goal and it looks like the game's slipping away, they hear the crowd and remember they were champions. So their heads don't drop and they can keep doing passes with confidence.

It was most obvious with Anthony talking about his mental health and the pressure he felt. But I think you can see it in Marcus, too. And a few of the others.

It takes a huge personality to withstand the pressure when United aren't doing well. Amorim is doing his best - which is to always be positive in front of everyone, and to sign very strong characters like Cunha. But I'm sure he knows that when the players start misplacing simple passes it's because of pressure. And there's only so much he can do from the sidelines.

Ultimately the only thing that will really fix it is a winning streak so the pressure drops and we can play with more relaxation.

Of course, the opposite is also true. If we string a few league titles together, we'll be relaxed and everyone who comes to play us will feel the pressure. Just because of the size of the club and the media around it. We just have to find a way of getting there from here.

>>150412095
Thanks for this valuable opinion

>>150413302
wtf am I reading

also nick pope wasnt fooled by szoboszlais dummy why did he just stand there for the goal

>>150412140
Sell Konate. Fixes everything

>>150413080
There's a "new" university here that I think was built around the early 1800s, went through a few different names, and was a college until I think they merged with another college from another county and turned into a university. So they've been teaching students that have graduated from school after turning 18 or whatever, for like 2 centuries, but only technically became a university in the last 5 years or so. That might be the case for those universities as well, where they're more or less basically doing the same thing a university is doing but just isn't technically considered that because of x, y, or z.

>>150413112
Iirc it was during that time when Wolves was basically the dumping ground of that Jorge Mendes guy. Still insane that they paid that much for a complete and utter nobody but they must have been sold quite the dream by Mendes.

has penandes been sold yet?

does this irish mong ever stfu

>>150413302
You make your own luck. Consistently working hard and having the right mentality. Liverpoo shipped 2 goals twice already this season and kept working hard for a sniff to win the game. We got gifted a penalty, skied it and then shat our pants for 60 min. At the top level, the mental game is everything and Liverpoo have it in spades. We are quite literally the worst in the league mentally for many years.

>>150413342
>Iirc it was during that time when Wolves was basically the dumping ground of that Jorge Mendes guy. Still insane that they paid that much for a complete and utter nobody but they must have been sold quite the dream by Mendes.
They're still at it. Not wishing to come across as xenophobic but their squad is a genuine embarrassment. Remove the England and Ireland players and you would have zero idea what country this squad plays in.

>>150413355
The one posting at the moment is arguably the only decent Irish flag poster in this general.

>>150413401
thanks m8

Liverpool look shite

grimsby will help 200m worth of attackers end the drought

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c4gz6ry2lxko

>Newcastle United and Liverpool produced a night of drama on Tyneside that contained every classic element that makes theirs the Premier League's new bitter rivalry.

lol

Thinking how Rodrigo Muniz has more goal contributions than a 116 million pound player

>>150413463
what if …. Grimbsy win ?

>>150413481
amorim should be executed

>>150413481
>>150413488
Wonder where it would rank on the list of Man Utd League Cup exits. Grimsby did have a good FA Cup run a couple of years back and are 4th in League Two.

>>150413401
>They're still at it.
I thought they fell out with him after a shitty deal? Maybe even after the Silva deal. Maybe I'm completely imagining that though.
And I do get your point of wanting more English players at your clubs but I can't lie to you, I always thought it was really funny that Wolves felt basically like the Portuguese nation team minus maybe 3-5 players.
>Sam Johnstone
Colour me completely surprised. I had no idea he's at Wolves now. I remember his name being thrown around quite a lot two seasons ago. Pretty sure he even got called up to the national squad a bunch of times. I just assumed he went to the Championships but I guess not.

>>150413478
>Premier League's new bitter rivalry.
very onesided that "bitter rivalry"
but it did produce an amazing game

>>150413528
Johnstone was wolves starter last season and ended up completely shitting the bed so jose sa had to be wheeled in again

>>150413546
Newcastle-Liverpool has always produced mental matches. But it isn't a rivalry, that's the point. The media have wanked themselves into a coma over the Isak saga.

>>150413560
I have no memory of these events
>7 starts last season, 6 games lost, 1 drawn
Ah.

do we reckon his missus survived the night?

https://old.reddit.com/r/reddevils/comments/1n077ru/followed_ronaldo_ended_up_with_two_clubs_now_i/

holy kek united are on another level

>Sam Johnstone is 32
What the...I thought he was still a young lad finding his way. Who the f*ck do England have to take over from Pickford now that Trafford is exposed?

>>150413567
always worth noting the "Isak saga" is:

>Liverpool bid for Isak
>Newcastle said "he's not for sale"
>Isak goes on strike because they told him he was for sale last year

How that became such a powderkeg for Newcastle fans is beyond me.

>>150413717
no one other than scousers cares

>>150412037
Forces Szoboszlai to be played OOP

>>150413711
deano

this scouser loser is the one who pretends to be an arsenal supporter btw

>>150413748
stop beating your wife because your slave-owning corporation lost a football match against a real football club :)

watch he'll start posting chill dog in a heysel shirt in a bit

>>150412404
not if pgmol has something to say about it (chris kavanaugh is going to absolutely ruin this game)

geordie wifebeater fuming, bringing up pictures of female liverpool fans on google images and punching his phone screen

Will Liverpool ever go back to being a likable club, like they were when Suarez was biting people?

>W

>D
Fulham
>L
Arsenal

>>150413711
Henderson of course. By that point Pope will be done as well and Ramsdale will be the starter so he can go as well.

*snubs*
*scores*

>>150413710
>https://old.reddit.com/r/reddevils/comments/1n077ru/followed_ronaldo_ended_up_with_two_clubs_now_i/
checks out

>>150413837
they were never likable, people just tolerated them because they were shite for so long.

>>150413837
no one has ever liked liverpool in this country and you still find older people who blame them for heysel

>>150413837
Liverpool were and remain the only likable club in all of England. The only reason people don't like them is jealousy. People will prove my point right after reading this post.

>https://old.reddit.com/r/LiverpoolFC/comments/1n07qdi/i_had_a_watch_party_with_the_owner/
Yeah it's happening. Isak will go to Liverpool without a doubt. The Saudis just need to swallow their pride. They know they can't keep him.

im gaining a soft spot for liverpool because their games are generally entertaining unlike city and arsenal.

I miss Darwin Nunez

amorim is pushing mainoo out fucking disgusting, academy is dead if that happens

>>150414264
He's not pushing him out. Mainoo is starting on Wednesday.

>>150413567
>But it isn't a rivalry, that's the point.
yeah i know that's what i said in my post. liverpool are a massively larger club than newcastle, liverpool don't care about newcastle
but like we both said, they've produced some banger matches the past few years and they are fun to watch

>>150414264
dont worry, manure has 30,000 more nameless, faceless, skill less, african teenagers that will play exactly one season before disappearing into obscurity

@dutchmancitybandwagoner O MALACHI!

Ironic
BOUGNOULE

>>150414278
>liverpool don't care about newcastle
If they didn't the matches would be shit

>>150414366
Liverpool is 3rd

>>150412600
A daring synthesis...

>>150413837
they need to end their weird relationship with refs before that

>>150414531
>iraqi boy thanking his American liberator 2003, colorized

New United keeper is decent

>>150414578
Anyone will be an improvement over the shite we've got right now.

Prem proven status?

>>150414578
>>150414666
Is this the new cope? Also, begone satan

>>150414702
Cope? It's pure statistics.

>>150414700
Impending

why do german players often flop in eplel

So it's basically now confirmed that Sandcastle will not sell Isak to Liverpool?

Idk, if I lost in that way at home, I would have absolutely zero appetite to sell to that club.

>>150414910
the rig is in for riggerpool

>>150414910
bald loser

>>150414882
why do Italian players often flop in eplel

>>150414578
Why does this look a picture of a random ice hockey player from the late 90s, early 00s?

>>150414994
Lammens has SOVL

Altay Bayindir is a good GK

>>150415028
Will United crush his soul or not is the question

>>150414910 --> >>150414531

>>150414988
>Livramento
>Tonali
Newcastle need to go full Serie A and get Locatelli, they basically have the same kit as juventus anyway

>>150415090
Premier League.

>>150415090
Cunha and Mbeumo have managed to keep their soul so we'll have to see.

>>150415101
Just learned Livramento is actually Portuguese and not Italian, wtf

>>150415101
Btw, Tonali couldn't move his shoulder after this and had to get subbed. I wouldn't be surprised if it ends up being a serious injury. Flopped himself to the infirmary.

>>150415159
>Premier League.
Yes, and to you as well.

>Cunha and Mbeumo have managed to keep their soul so we'll have to see.
Still early days tbf. I do think Mbeumo is the real deal but I don't know if it's the attitude issues or what but Cunha already seems like he'll down tools after a couple of months.

>>150414298
>Dorgu
>Yoro
>Heaven
>Zirkzee
>Diallo
>Obi
>Ogunneye
>Mainoo
>Shoretire
>Kambwala
>Wan-Bissaka
>Malacia
>Mejbri
>Oyedele
>Megi
>Laird
>Elanga

thats just two seasons worth of them. jesus christ

>>150415207
They have great energy Cunha and Mbeumo. I look forward to seeing them play every week which is a plus.

amorim out no more of this shitty 3 at the back

close enough....

If I see Mainoo playing for another PL club on god I’m going to Carrington to castrate Hoofirim

>>150414578
Why is he compared to shit keepers lol?

>spent 35m for a backup goalkeeper
nothing personal heh

>>150416992
Fucking hate Liverpool.
Chelsea and united would kill to have a keeper half of his quality

so with the gordon suspension and midfield injuries, newcastle should just bite the bullet and sell isak for whatever. they need lots of players

>>150417111
too late in the window and they won’t find anyone remotely good enough to replace Isak anyway. They also maneuvered themselves into a super awkward corner they can’t get out of. They’d look even more like cucks if they sold him now.

Has anyone seen this man?

Morning, ABLs

>>150417302
I believe i saw this chap at a special camp

>just looked at the championship table
oh god
give it to me straight lads. is there a chance stoke city will actually get promoted back to the premier league?

>>150417371
well i#ll give it to you straight, anon, like a pear cider that's made from 100% pears.
it's too early to tell.

>>150417111
At this point I'm not sure isak even starts ahead of etikite

>>150417371
2 Stokes in the top division will be hard to watch.

traffordbros

>>150417568
Donnarumma is also average what is Pep doing?

>>150417568
City can just flip one of them in a season or two to another club

>>150417685
Trafford to Poocastle after Bumsdale flops

>>150416982
Those are statistically the best keepers in Europe's top 5 leagues for goals prevented.

>>150417734
If the stats come out with those goalkeepers does it not make you think that maybe its flawed?

>>150417734
Another useless meme stat then
Good to know.
Let's see his xSpS (expected scans per save)

interesting how much of a dump liverpool is
of the 10 most deprived areas in england, one is jaywick, the next eight are in blackpool and then anfield

life expectancy is 58

>>150417856
Who in their right mind would want to live 58 years in Liverpool?

>>150412999
A good chunk of those would've been from his time at Chelsea too

>>150417866
it was working life expectancy (for example in herts its 79) but it was funnier that way
there isn't a single metric where it isn't a third world islamic shithole, its crazy to think it's attached to england
1 in 3 women is a victim of abuse, 1 in 3 people in merseyside are unemployed

even has a problem with gun crime somehow

>>150417906
get off the internet and make some rl friends

>>150417755
It shows the keepers that are most valuable to their teams.

Is it okay to talk about the £125M possession losing specialist?

>>150417913
Apparently not

>>150417906
>there isn't a single metric where it isn't a third world islamic shithole, its crazy to think it's attached to an islamic third world shithole

konate is one of the worst centre backs i've ever seen in the prem, they won't even reach the cl quarters this year print this if you like

>>150417913
That would be antisemitic, goy. Never forget the 97 million.

>>150417906
>1 in 3 people in merseyside are unemployed

Unemployment in Liverpool is 4% which is lower than the likes of Manchester, London, Birmingham etc

Good morning /tran/nies!

>>150418029
he's calling liverpool an islamic city i dont think he leaves the house much

>>150418030
What did you call me?

>>150418034
Liverpool is only 84% white as per the most recent census. For comparison, Hull is 91.8% white.

>draws defenders out of position with his runs for the first two goals
You watch the game, you don't see Wirtz. You watch Wirtz, you see the whole game.

>>150418034
Yeah that part was so dumb I didn't even waste time debunking it

/EPL/ chads only.

>>150418044
*loses possession*

Snivelling coward Dave desperately trying to start Liverpool vs Arsenal arguments because he's a COWARD and doesn't want people laughing at United again (1 point)

>>150418043
liverpool has had a big black population for decades how does that make it islamic you retard

>>150418047
Wtf is an Irish traveller?

>>150418067
Gypsy but we aren’t allowed to call them that anymore

>>150418067
like a gypsy but good with their fists

>>150418061
Where did I say that in the post you're replying to.

>>150418061
Liverpool has a black population of 3.5% and theyve been here for 100s of years since liverpool was the major British empire port for the carribean, and they are entirely culturally integrated into the area so they are like pic related

>>150418067
Irish Gypsy, like Tyson Fury

>>150418047
>asian Welsh
>black Welsh

>>150418067
https://youtu.be/gtpJutlv6x0?si=KaDLRuveNOf6eKYb

>>150418081
by using the percentage of white population as proof its Islamic you complete fucking retard lmao

Liverpool is pretty much the Romania of England. Full of poverty, gypsies, and you be lucky not to have something stolen on your visit.

>The figures show 9.2% of people in Liverpool reported bad or very bad health as of the 2021 Census, or one in 10 – it means it is one of the unhealthiest areas in England and Wales.
>Meanwhile, 33.9% of all 328,705 adults in the workforce in the area were economically inactive during the same period – also one of the highest rates.
https://www.liverpoolworld.uk/your-merseyside/liverpool/liverpool-named-as-the-worst-performing-area-for-health-and-economic-activity-in-england-and-wales-4484705

football?

>>150418100
nothing wrong with not contributing to the british economy and government. everyone should quit their jobs tomorrow and sign on.

>>150418095
You see what you want to see.

>>150418110
Homeless mancunian doesnt want to talk about it anymore because united are a laughing stock again, so he spams /pol/ fodder

SIGN ON,
WITH CUM IN YOUR ARSE,
AND YOU'LL NEVER WANK ALONE,
AT THE DOLE,
YOU'LL NEVER WANK ALONE,
at the dole...

>deep dive into the demography of Liverpool

bad result last night Dave?

>dave thinking about gay sex with liverpool supporters again

Hmm, wonder if this is his mind thinking back to his liverpool supporting brother molesting him as a child again

FEED THE SCOUSERS,
LET THEM KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME!

>A 'radical' new strategy has been launched to tackle violence against women and girls in Liverpool as figures show nearly a third have experienced some kind of assault.
https://www.itv.com/news/granada/2023-01-06/almost-third-of-liverpool-women-experience-violence-as-new-strategy-launched
>£20,000 reward to solve sub-machine gun murder of young Liverpool man
https://crimestoppers-uk.org/news-media/news/2024/oct/20-000-reward-to-solve-sub-machine-gun-murder-of-young-liverpool-man
>A 19-year-old man has died after he was shot in Liverpool on Sunday evening, Merseyside Police has said.
https://news.sky.com/story/murder-investigation-launched-after-teenager-shot-dead-in-liverpool-13158081
>Liverpool gun murders: 'Sadly, it's probably going to happen again'
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-65036979
>The Anfield area of Liverpool has been identified as one of the most deprived neighbourhoods in England, ranking as the 10th most deprived ward in the UK in 2019 based on various indicators of income, employment, housing, health, and crime.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-49812519

For real though, why did the scousers murder 97 of their own?

Genuinely unhinged individual

>>150418148
Like >>150418150 said. They're unhinged.

Wirtz was literally involved in the move that led to Liverpool's 2nd goal last night and his run created the space for Gravenberch on the 1st but the ABL media will tell you he was invisible

>>150418067
To be honest I don't really know what they are either

Swedish flags in liverpool end last night to show support for Isak, respect

#FreeIsak

>>150418083
the black half of Craig Charles is his Irish half

>>150418176
>loses possession*

>>150418176
>involved
is this the new pre-assist?

could perhaps a 5m pound forward been "involved" in the same situation?

>>150418190
>>150418191
don't be mad because the facts disagree with your narrative

The person spamming all morning is Citymong btw not dave, its also why he keeps posting the same stuff about wirtz over and over again. He will never get over the snub

>>150418176
I remember this exact cope when man united fans tried to justify Jadon Sancho's signing

If I'm being honest lads, I don't even want Isak anymore. Give me a cheaper 9 that can sub in for Ekitike.

>>150418205
Soboslai can cover there just as he's okay at covering RB

>>150418176
>>150418200
>nine figures for a lad who just runs around

>>150418212
I'm genuinely expecting him there against Arsenal in that 4-2-4 system Slot used against City

>Liverpool named as the worst performing area for health and economic activity in England and Wales
https://www.liverpoolworld.uk/your-merseyside/liverpool/liverpool-named-as-the-worst-performing-area-for-health-and-economic-activity-in-england-and-wales-4484705
>A 'radical' new strategy has been launched to tackle violence against women and girls in Liverpool as figures show nearly a third have experienced some kind of assault.
https://www.itv.com/news/granada/2023-01-06/almost-third-of-liverpool-women-experience-violence-as-new-strategy-launched
>£20,000 reward to solve sub-machine gun murder of young Liverpool man
https://crimestoppers-uk.org/news-media/news/2024/oct/20-000-reward-to-solve-sub-machine-gun-murder-of-young-liverpool-man
>A 19-year-old man has died after he was shot in Liverpool on Sunday evening, Merseyside Police has said.
https://news.sky.com/story/murder-investigation-launched-after-teenager-shot-dead-in-liverpool-13158081
>Liverpool gun murders: 'Sadly, it's probably going to happen again'
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-65036979
>The Anfield area of Liverpool has been identified as one of the most deprived neighbourhoods in England, ranking as the 10th most deprived ward in the UK in 2019 based on various indicators of income, employment, housing, health, and crime.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-49812519

ekitike is trash and so is the slaphead
you arent winning anything this year la! enjoy 5 years of decline back into irrelevance

City look awful after spending another £400m this year

>>150418176
If he weren’t involved what’s he doin ont pitch lad?

In upside down kopite safespace thread we pretend a player that cost 150 million euros for 0 goals 0 assists is top drawer
Very funny stuff. Can tell why these cunts think theres a conspiracy.

La slotto needs to reduce Konate's time with Isa until he plays better la

>>150418205
i suppose losing to crystal palace and getting two last minute winners in your first 2 PL games (the second game getting about 5 favourable refereeing decisions) really inspires confidence in the liverpool squad

>Florian Wirtz lost possession 19 times against Bournemouth

>Florian Wirtz lost possession 16 times against Newcastle United

>>150418269
but ABLs said he wasn't involved

Homelesschester Melty

Anyone have a webm of the penalty shout? I haven't seen it, just people talking about it.

>>150418277
Wasn't involved in anything positive, that implication is obvious.

>>150418233
>claw back a win in the final minutes of the game AGAIN
How long can Liverpool go on like this? Reminds me of City early last season with suspicious wins papering over the cracks until they inevitably get found out

I will personally fly the cheapest flight to Manchester (because i'm not rich) to protest if Amorim really pushes Mainoo out of the club #AmorimOut

>>150418219
not my money lol

>>150418236
Turns out money can't make an entirely new midfield know each other inside and out in the first game.

>>150418265
>Two last minute winners
Say it again. More slowly this time.

>>150418287
but he had a positive involvement in Liverpool's first 2 goals last night

>>150418269
Creative players are supposed to create and play riskier balls, it's their job. De Bruyne's numbers in that stat were shit too.

crunch talks

>>150418289
>If
Amorim is terrible with the academy. Played none of them during preseason. Only one getting game time is Amad who is being played out of position.

>>150418269
NOOOOOOO LAAAAAA DONT MENTION THIS!!!

>>150418309
I bet he's saying this cuz of that lad's Reddit post last night lol

>>150418292
The classic socialist mindset, classic Scouser

Bumboclat yaa munn

do you think this delusional loserpool bum will still be here when they're 6th by january? will he still be making up characters?

>>150418313
>Amad
>academy

>>150418332
Is he not? I could have sworn he was one of Ten Hag's youth prospects

>>150418269
In KDB's best season for not losing the ball, he lost the ball an average of 14 times per match. City got 98 points that season. In his worst season for losing the ball, he averaged 21 possession losses per match. Man City won the league that season with 100 points.

your trash player is not kevin de bruyne you delusional idiot

>>150418323
>seething about how a mega corporation spends money on assets from a other mega corporation
kek couldn't be me

>>150418343
Passing accuracy is another of those deceptive stats, KDB always had the lowest passing accuracy on his team every game due to his speculative balls trying to create chances, despite the fact he was the best passer on the team

dave is SEETHING today lmao more affected by the Liverpool WIN than the Man United CHOKE against Fulham

Anyone have the Cole Palmer incognito image?

>CP spending 50m for 1 player
Insane

>>150418363
this thread has gone full fucking hugbox its insane

>>150418363
how many Bundesliga titles did Kevin De Bruyne win?

>Liverpool beat Newcastle
>Homeless schizophrenic on the streets of Manchester most affected

>>150418363
They play the same position and thus they are comparable

>>150418342
they bought him for 40m 4 years ago(second most expensive right winger that window in world football)

>>150418351
Exactly. People who don't understand football like dave here often make mistakes interpreting the most basic football stats because theyve never actually played the sport.

>>150418375
He won the highly prized DFB-Pokal with Wolfsburg, a shit nothing team that he powered to success similar to what Wirtz did with Leverkusen. Not as impressive as a league title but still worthwhile.

You have to understand, his captain is whiny crybaby Penandes, Wirtz is actually losing the ball too little for the Manc's taste

>>150418393
What are you trying to say? Everybody knows KDB is elite

>>150418383
So that's why he's the only one Amorim isn't freezing out, he's not actually an academy product

>>150418389
In fairness Leverkusen aren't a shit nothing team. They're one of the only relevant clubs in Germany.

>>150418324
>le zero goals, assist, build up or even big chances man

>>150418414
70m well spent

I really want to see the follow up to those Newcastle forum moderators absolutely boiling in the lead up to the match

there's no chance wirtz will magically come good, he's not a runner, he'll never have the space or tempo to do his thing, who knows why the bald mong signed him but anyone could've told you it was a mistake from a mile off

>>150418277
just let it go, he's shit. just be grateful you managed to steal a win against 10 man newcastle

>>150418414
That's the whole team though

>here's how you're wrong
J-JUST L-LET IT G-GO! I D-DON'T CARE A-ABOUT THE T-TRUTH!
Lmao, Manc coward having a cry

Man Utd's top, and only, scorer after two games played btw

>>150418444
>Lisandro Martinez
Where the fuck did blud go?

Liversissy comparing Floppian Auschwirtz to De Bruyne.

Manc Melty

>>150418425
I checked last night. The one who told his wife to be out of the house or she'd catch a beating said "Meh." when Liverpool scored, which I can't help but think was performative cope lol

citymong is losing his mind over this Wirtz transfer. Can you imagine being so affected by football transfers that don't even involve your team? kek

ballon d'or nominee, cl and 6 time pl winner kevin de bruyne is comparable to a europa league choker - /epl/

the kdb connection has citymong showing his arse now lol

Manure Monkeys seething over being in another relegation battle lmao

Yes yes blame the player
Scousers 100% blameless

Liverissy just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks. So far he's blamed "Dave", "Citymong", and "Arsewog".

>Homeless Manc spamming the thread for hours again
Jesus christ this place is your life

>>150418457
What about the one saying the mad shit about ''I've never made posts like this before, but I'm so angry I want our lads to take the red cards and break their legs''
He went on a mad one with several follow ups.

>>150418476
He's mentally ill

citymong on the ropes (man city lost to Spurs, you see)

Dave on the ropes (manure drew to Fulham, you see)

yeah the comparison of this flop to kdb really came naturally, we aren't delusional bindippers in here

Thinking about being in 16th after spending 250m on attackers who provide zero goals

>>150418476
You seriously need to get a life. I'm not being funny but you need to properly access where your life is going and get a grip before it's too late.

>>150418067
Brad Pitt in Snatch

jesus christ this thread is shit

>>150418476
he is also the one who pretends to be the arsenal supporter so he can call him aw
any time you see characterfagging it's him

>>150418349
>has zero understanding of the concept of "value for money"
Incredible levels of ignorance

>>150418486
>Lord help this cunt if we’re in a situation where 4-6 points would have made all the difference.
>Put him on the shelf for 3 years until the footballing world has well and truly forgotten about him. We made him, we can break him.
He's currently implicitly threatening Alexander Isak.

>>150418476
To the suprise of no-one, Liverpool fans are mentally unwell.

>>150418521
Post the link

>>150418508
It's impossible to talk about anything because the quality of the people is so low

>>150418521
link?

yeah you know in /epl/ when we see a player with 0 goals 0 assists in 3 starts you know who comes first to mind? kevin de bruyne

>>150418516
whose money? Your money? Certainly not my money. I'm here to watch football, not play monopoly. If you are affected to this degree by mega corporations spending money, then your life must be a living hell kek

>>150418489
>>150418510
Proper embarrassing

God, I love having a home

*quietly make a small opening in the door*
*throws 3 cooked grenades*
*closes the door*

>>150418529
>>150418532
I believe it's this lad you were talking about.

https://newcastle-online.org/profile/22533-bennyblanco/

That's the site anyway if you want to enjoy some good seethe.

Why are Scousers always prattling on about this?

>>150418540
>I'm here to watch football, not play monopoly
Why are you watching PL slop then? If money has no influence on you whatsoever, go and watch Sunday league.

>>150418547
>door
Can't be Manchester then

>>150418534
Somebody said Wirtz was shit because of his stats on giving away possession, which is retarded since his job is chance creation which necessitates risking giving possession away. Anyway else in that role, Bruno etc. will have similar stats. You need to calm down and stop going at everyone's throats all the time.

a shit player who cost 150m and does fuck all? yeah sounds like cl winner ballon d'or nominee kevin de bruyne to me

>>150418560
>Bruno
He's shit though, wouldn't get into a serious team

>>150418557
I play Sunday league. At least you admitted that you support mega corporations and not football clubs though. You're out here cheering clubs value and kneesliding in your living room when a new advertising deal gets signed for noodles like you're Ed Woodward lmao

It's quite funny if you detach yourself for a minute what and who decides what to look at and punish and what gets brushed away. Clue: it's what doesn't upset these cunts, their red brethren and their army of client journalists and ex-players who infest the sporting media.

the scouse loser is the one who calls everyone character names and pretends to be them to deflect attention from his shit club he has admitted to doing it in the archives before same with the screencaps it's all him
easily the biggest cancer on this board bar none

>>150418554
They can't help themselves. Vegans.

>>150418578
Haven't said anything of the sort you dopey cunt.

>ballon d'Or nominee
started laughing when I read this. An accolade shared by such generational talents as Bent Skammelsrud and Papa Bouba Diop

>>150418585
I believe this

irish mong actually trying to force the preassists meme omfds this thread is peak liverpoo lolcows

>>150418593
Say right now explicitly that money changing hands between mega corporations is irrelevant and therefore price of a football player's transfer is irrelevant.

You won't.

Sandcastle got refballed last night and I expected the teatoweled to be seething about that here today. I should've known better. Their Scouseophobia is real.

125mill. No more, well get him for that too. Newcastle just cant handle the fact that they are a small club with mid table aspirations. Its time they realised that.

>>150418614
>money changing hands between mega corporations is irrelevant
In that case PSR/FFP shouldn't exist.

>therefore price of a football player's transfer is irrelevant
And in that case the best players should just be able to leave and join clubs for £0 whenever they want.

You're living in a total fantasy.

jgrealz has more goal contributions than flopian shartz

Window closes at 7pm on Monday
Get your gold ties ready

>>150418660
Told ya you won't. Go back to back flipping for shirt deals kek

>>150418565
Did KdB have those at 22? Wirtz is already a Bundesliga winner and Ballon d'Or nominee.

will never forget this irish sped unironically posting the preassists meme

How many pre-assists does Mbummer and Coonya have?

The Wirtz thing has made me realise why my playmakers on FM never do that well for me
I also play a high pressing high tempo system (meta I know) and even though we get good results the most the playmaker will contribute is the pass before the assist
It’s because the tempo and pressing means there is a lack of time and space in the number 10 position for him to really strut his stuff
The press IS the playmaker

good afternoon sirs

>>150418666
Jim White being wheeled out of the assisted living home as we speak
Spanking the arse of every woman in a 10 foot radius and trying to phone Harry Redknapp on a banana

Has anyone actually watched Hincapie?

24 hours ago I didn’t know who Hincappy was but he’s rejected spurs for arsenal so he’s alright with me

>>150418720
yeah bruv the youtube compilations don't lie, he's ELITE.

>>150418699
Pretty much. It's why Szoboslai was so effective in the 10 compared to Wirtz. His job was just to run players down and he could run forever. Liverpool will need to adjust the system to facilitate Wirtz. One of their biggest issues is having 3 of their front 4 all favour the left half-space, so it all clogs up frequently.

>>150418738
>>150418739
Most accurate assessments

>>150418743
The problem for Wirtz is it isn’t worth reducing the press and the tempo just for him

>>150418373
well they just got almost 70m for eze

>>150418763
Think Glasner demanded a replacement or he’d walk? He’s seemed frustrated with the window.

>>150418758
In Liverpool's case it is. Either you drop Wirtz for Szobo, which they won't, or you change the system because right now they're getting run through like dave's mum on a Saturday night. Wirtz and Ekitike aren't as aggressive in the press as Diaz/Nuñez/Jota and Szobo, so the high press isn't actually achieving its desired outcome. They're just leaving big holes in the midfield and getting countered. So if they're going to keep Wirtz as the 10, which they are, then they either need to drill the aggressive press into him and Ekitike hard or they're going to have to adapt the system

>>150418758
or maybe the player is just shit

Bring back Darwin Nunez

Way I see it? Wirtz starts getting hooked earlier and earlier before quietly being replaced. He might come on as a late sub just to get some minutes. But Liverpool are going to be looking for a buyer sooner rather than later and taking a massive loss on their 150m signing.

its so funny seeing the exact same cope about poonez playing out all over again
bet its all the same scouser writing these walls of text too

way I see it Liverpool haven't even had their first choice XI on the pitch together yet

>>150418673
>no counter argument
You're talking out your arse and you know it. Money and football have been interlinked since the sport was organised in the 19th Century. To say it's irrelevant is demented.

>>150418847
Notice Wirtz isnt there

Rio Ngumoha’s goal was the 5th time Liverpool have scored a winner in the 90th-minute+ v Newcastle

Collymore (1996), Fowler (1997), Carvalho (2022) & Nunez (2023) the others.

It’s a joint Premier League record: Liverpool hold that, too, for late goals against Everton.

>>150418851
Rio Ngumoha is bigger than your club

>>150418831
£125M bench option

I thought Van Dike and Konate were the best CBs in the league?

>>150418878
Van Djik earns 400K a week, you can't expect much.

>>150418886
It isn't our money therefore it's irrelevant what he earns. So says >>150418614.

>>150418878
you fell for heysels lies, they don't work so ample free time to post daft shite all day

>>150418841
Told ya you wouldn't. You cheer for corporations doing business deals (you support city after all) so you have no concept of football. All that matters to you is some foreigner getting richer or not kek

>>150418894
>2nd place again
KWAB

>>150418901
>You cheer for corporations doing business deals (you support city after all) so you have no concept of football.
Genuinely unhinged reply there lad, care to project any harder?

>>150418878
About Van Dijk I always say this. You will never find a dutchie who rates him.
All liverpool players are grossly overrated by the English media. It's why they always look mid in Europe and never get linked to serious clubs.

marinerbros stay strong

>>150418962
>implying you care about Grimsby
Fuck off with your fake sympathy, Liversimp.

>>150418920
>N-no u
kek

I'll ask it one last time. Do you care how much a player costs? Do you care about "value for money" even when it's not your money? If the answer is yes, you support a corporation, not a club.

>>150418970
you're right i was merely using this tweet as a reason to laugh at man u

>>150418943
>never get linked to serious clubs.
kekmao!

So Real Madrid, Barcelona and Bayern Munich are not serious clubs?

>>150418943
>It's why they always look mid in Europe
This is the opposite of the Liverpool stereotype lol. They were in the UCL final 3/6 years between 17 and 23.

>>150418962
>Revenge on Grimsby

>>150418975
>Do you care how much a player costs?
To the extent that it has irreversibly fucked football from inception? Absolutely.

>Do you care about "value for money" even when it's not your money?
Why should I not? Neymar joining PSG for €222m was a fucking waste.

Your line of thinking is absolutely fucking bizarre. I hope you don't have the same opinion on the world outside of football, else you might as well lick boots for a living.

And all this because I thought the Wirtz signing fee was ridiculous. Total head loss from you lad.

>all those newcastle injuries and a sending off
cant believe they ragebaited themselvs and still lost

Has Penandes apologized to the ref yet?

>>150418943
The Dutch seethe about every Dutch player to be fair. At least since the Bergkamp days.

>>150418962
They're going to lose to Grimsby.

Then they might draw 0-0 with Burnley but lose to City and Chelsea, sit at the bottom of the table and Amorim will be sacked during the International Break.

>>150418962
Penandes will make the League 2 side apologise

>>150418943
in the last ten years they've been in 3 finals, won 1 and they lost to the eventual winners last year.

>>150419058
4 European finals actually. Europea League in 2016.

Liverpool Football Club

>>150418847
What the fuck does Pickford have to do? He had to bail them out so much

>>150419058
>Only European final they've won in the last 20 years was against Spurs.
lmao

understand hincapie will have his medical at arsenal tomorrow

RFN TORPEDOOOOO

>>150419087
that's because liverpool beat the german, french, portugese and spanish champions on the way to the final. spurs were absolutely not a challenge, that game went like the premier league games they played.

RFN TORPEDOOOOO

>>150419053
Least obsessed Oirish famine survivor.

akanji to man city is done

>>150419113
>>150419121
>>150419129
RFN EXPOSED ONCE AGAIN

palace in advanced talks to sign yeremy pino from villareal. seen as the ideal eze replacement.
>>150419138
i meant from man city to palace

>>150419151
Thank fuck we're finally selling Poono

>>150419139
FAKE NEWS!!!! SAD!!!!!!!!! VERY SAD!!!!!!1

got an hour before i have a meeting with one of my inside sources with one of the biggest clubs in england. any torpedos you want fired in the meantime?

>>150419124
If Liverpool were that good, you'd be able to beat non Spurs teams when it mattered too

>>150419155
It's from the guaranteed income of Rashford, Garnacho, Sancho, Hojlund, and Antony.

>>150419151
the fabled Dave warchest(downsized from 300m in sales)

>An hour of RFN torpedos
Have I died and gone to heaven?

>>150419169
Just isak news honestly

> [BOMBA!] - Liverpool are investing HEAVILY into a Blacked subscription for all white female fans.
[IndyKaila]

>>150419172
>guaranteed

>>150419173
They've already spent £200M, dipshit.

Next OP

>>150419176
as i've reported before the deal has been done for weeks. 135m. announcement friday. expect wissa to complete his deal to newcastle on the same day

>>150419178
FUCKING GET IN LA!

are the loserpool customers babbling on about their shit players again?

Next OP

>>150419186
can you read lad?

>>150419208
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>>150419170
they did thats why they won the cl

>>150419191
Kek isn't that moot's old tripcode

>>150419139
you spent three years in graphic design to (poorly) photoshop screencaps on a mongoloidian dream weaving forum. The word tragic immediately comes to.mind

>>150419463
I did it again!

>>150418962
Watching them get fucked while the ground is full of Harry the haddocks will be the sweetest /mug/

>>150417394
Based Stewart Lee poster

please hurry and join Gold, Sullivan

take Potter with you as well if you can