Thread 150422093

La Vuelta Ciclista a España (2.UWT)
Stage 5 (TTT)
Figueres - Figueres
24.1km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/startlist

GC after stage 4:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/stage-4-gc

Roadbook:
https://storage-aso.lequipe.fr/ASO/cycling_vue/lv25-libro-ruta-iad-v4.pdf

Start order:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/stage-5/live/startorder

Live stats:
https://racecenter.lavuelta.es/en/
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/stage-5/live

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>>150394728

>Current and upcoming races
23.08 - 14.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
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27.08 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1
28.08 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE
30.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération - CERATIZIT 1.WWT
31.08 Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France 1.UWT
02.09 - 07.09 Simac Ladies Tour 2.WWT
02.09 - 07.09 Lloyds Bank Tour of Britain Men 2.Pro
06.09 Maryland Cycling Classic 1.Pro
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10.09 Giro della Toscana - Memorial Alfredo Martini 1.1
11.09 Gran Premio città di Peccioli - Coppa Sabatini 1.Pro
12.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Québec 1.UWT
13.09 A Travers les Hauts de France 1.1 WE
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14.09 GP de Fourmies / La Voix du Nord 1.Pro
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14.09 Women's Cycling Grand Prix Stuttgart & Region 1.Pro WE
14.09 Trofeo Matteotti Donne 1.1
17.09 - 21.09 Skoda Tour de Luxembourg 2.Pro
17.09 - 21.09 Okolo Slovenska / Tour de Slovaquie 2.1
17.09 Grand Prix de Wallonie 1.Pro
17.09 Delirium Grand Prix de Wallonie 1.1 WE
19.09 Kampioenschap van Vlaanderen 1.1 ME
19.09 Chrono Féminin de Gatineau 1.1 WE

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Xjeg9zf7

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

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>Velodrama league code:
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Tour de l'Avenir (2.Ncup)
Stage 4
Montagnat - Val-Suran
110.2km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-avenir/2025/startlist

GC after stage 2:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-avenir/2025/stage-2-gc

Roadbook:
https://heyzine.com/flip-book/2f3574ac87.html

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https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-avenir/2025/stage-3/live

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>>150422093 (OP)
start times

Muur Classic Geraardsbergen (1.1)
Geraardsbergen - Geraardsbergen
177.8km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/muur-classic-geraardsbergen/2025/startlist

Roadbook:
https://muurclassic.be/documenten/Technische%20gids%20MC%202025LR.pdf

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/muur-classic-geraardsbergen/2025/result/live

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15:30 CET

>>150422135
>TTT in Catalunya
what could go wrong?

So when is Hugo Tommy's birthday?

I feel like Ineos is having kind of an underrated season given their roster (other than weakmind panic signing Carlos Rodriguez). I hope they can sign some solid riders for next year, losing more of the historic core this season.

>>150422186
Every picture from this stage never fails to make me chuckle out loud.

How did she get so based?

>>150422487
She owes me sex

>>150422093 (OP)
I always enjoy world tour team time trials. We need to go back to TTT's that are like 80km long

>>150422983
Danebert using his Belgian VPN again

PCS was A/B testing today. Circled suffixes in the picture were links, and took you to sanctions that rider has in the past. This page:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/ben-turner/statistics/suspensions/

Kazakhs just gone into the champions league btw

>>150423093
yeah i saw that too, when i clicked however it just gave me a 404 page however

>>150423149
Thank you, I thought my memory was playing tricks on me.

>>150422136
this used to be the oldest still running kermesse for shame they turned into a race

>>150422983
The sky team one’s back in the day were cool

>>150423336
Sky, BMC, QS had some great TTTs back in *sips* my day.

>>150423405
glurp ugh aaah

>>150423093
Can't the lad test his website locally? Always changing shit live

How much time can Jonas afford to lose in the TTT? How does that even work, it's been literal years since I've seen a TTT in a GT.

>LONG WAY TO MADRID
>VUELTA IS STILL YOUNG
>JUST A FEW BAD DAYS NOTHING SPECIAL
>ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN
>WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS TOMORROW
>TOMORROW'S A NEW DAY
>YOU NEVER KNOW WHATS GONNA HAPPEN
>STILL A LONG WAY TO MADRID PAL
>ALL DAYS CAN'T BE GOOD DAYS, YOU KNOW?
>WE'RE ONLY IN THE FIRST WEEK
>LOTS MORE VUELTA A ESPAÑA TO GO
>YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN
>TEAM HAS PLANS FOR THE NEXT STAGES
>TOMORROW IS A DIFFERENT DAY
>MADRID IS STILL FAR AWAY
>WELL, WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS

>>150424474
this will hit so hard when he's 10 minutes behind

>>150424447
why would he lose time when his team are the literral favorite for the win

>>150425507
like this

Gran Canaria confirmed as start for Vuelta next year
Teide in the Vuelta

>>150425866
i thought they weren't going to tenerife

>>150425507
Didn't he lose someone already?

Pog deserves to win the Vuelta and should be given the title. Just because Jonas is a weak champion, a terrible leader, a reticent competitor and a disgustingly shameless wheelsucker. He should just put a bungee on Victor Campenarts. Or give him the win.

>>150428645
Weak bait

>>150428725
that was a comment on the most recent stage's highlights on yt
i immediately suspected a bert from here posted it

>>150428750
>>150428645
All pog glazers are nonwhite

>>150428645
TRVTH NVKE

Appearantly many riders actually just flew into Girona instead of going along with the bus so I guess the transport wasn't that bad

>>150428645
Cycling has long abandoned the principle of letting the best man win, thus accusations of greed and demands to gift stages. So this wouldn't be as great a deviation as it initially sounds.

>>150428645
https://youtu.be/A-RfHC91Ewc?si=de1bG8rrbN54a-3p&t=17

currently gooning to Johanna ter steege

>>150430364
anyone else look at a picture, and realize the picture is literally speaking to you? this is one of them
>t. based knower

looking at the weather for tomorrow there is A BIG CHANCE that the riders will bitch and moan to try and shorten the stage
i can already see it happening

>>150430370
Speaks what? Knower of what?

>>150428645
gem alert
>>150429687
I mean they are italian

>>150428750
Pog posted that himself

>Analysing his performance after the stage, Philipsen didn't blame his teammate, but cited a less-than-straightforward finale and his own condition when speaking to Sporza.
>"I wanted to pass on the left, but Edward [Planckaert] couldn't hear me because of the spectators, and it was still quite far," he said.
>"I lost a bit of speed and momentum. But I also didn't have the best legs."
>He went on to reiterate his disappointment with his own power output, frankly adding: "The finish wasn't completely straight either, and that made it a bit more difficult, but my feeling is just not great at all."
>"It's a shame I couldn't finish the job, but I didn't feel good enough. My legs did the talking."

>>150430845
Ha so I was right! he was yelling “ga naar rechts”

>>150430890
Looks to me like he's shouting 'à droite', why would they speak French to each other?

17 different nationalities in top 20
that's cool

>>150431068
they're both flemish, why would they

>>150430721
I really don't see how Ineos aren't the huge favourites, especially with Visma missing a guy. I guess they might have to slow down a bit for Bernal or collectively chute in true Ineos fashion, but still.

>>150422093 (OP)
Look at that fucking pancake profile. I encounter more hills walking to my local grocery store.

Absolutely me no watchy

>>150431400
>not watching TTT's
are you gay or something?

>>150431416
Oh i thought it was a slurper

>>150431465
Its a TTT, the course alsmost doesnt matter

Bookmakers (Betano) odds for today. EHy is Ineos so high up there?

>>150431672
because of Ganna

Omloop

>>150431812
its a TTT. he sould have less impact right?

Business idea TTT must be ridden with all the team in one of these

>no livestream until 5pm
the fuck is this degen shit

>>150431962
bookies don't know that

Kockelmann wins

>>150432045
top 10

>>150432051
>Cesar Macias Estrada
nice name

>>150432051
GC

>>150431991
I put a buck 50 on pissma. They have that cool tactics bus they must win.

>>150432150
comical assassination btw

>>150432051
>A Boy Named Hobbs

Has Bora come to La Vuelta?

fat dopeur at it again

>Tour de Kurpie
wtf is a Kurpie?

sorry pal no retakes

we almost live

4 bloody minutes between teams. just get this shit done will ya

is there any footage of overtakes in TTT?

is Wout moving to Monaco? he should really

>>150432464
seems kinda late in his career no?

>>150432493
Even if he went for one year he would save a couple of million in tax. Plus better weather and cycling routes.
He's probably not I just never seen him training down there before.

>>150432503
ngl i never understood the Monaco hype
there are soooo many nice towns in Provence along the coast where you can get a big nice house for the family and not some dogshit apartment in Monaco with 0 space

and the Lotto lads are off

>>150432523
You never understood why people would want to save millions of euro. Also it's safer and cleaner than anywhere else.
I wouldn't want to live there my whole life but for sure if I was a cyclist I would be down there.

>>150432535
unless he moves his nationality dont he have to pay taxes on his salary to Belgium anyway even if he lived in Monaco?

I wonder which team will produce the best comedic moment. TTTs always seem to have plenty of those.

what the fuck kinda building is that at the start

>>150432557
no rain today so most likely no slippy

>>150432554
I'm no expert on it but I think you just apply for a residence permit and that's it. Then you just have to spend half the year there. Some countries can't get like US and France. Pretty sure Gilbert wasn't paying any tax.

fat dopeur wins

Uno-X gonna overtake Cofidis on the relegation ranking with this one possibly

>>150432591
Teatro-Museu Dalí

>>150432628
i see
i also dont know shit about such things really

>De Pooter
lmao

>>150432644
huh
thanks

>>150432630
he's back to farming in 1.1

Intermarche already fucking up

>>150432554
A lot of countries have a dual tax policy where you won't pay tax twice, and will instead only pay it in the country of your primary residence, which is an official designation. I imagine it's something similar to that based on the visa application. When I lived abd worked in NZ I didn't pay any UK tax.

reminder that today is the classic TTT rule of 4th riders time
no TDF/PN TTT bullshit

>>150432630
top 10

>>150432703
>Luka Kubi

is we getting Ayuso at Lidl trek

>>150432701
Lame

>>150432758
no u

damn, winner time might have to average around 57,5 km/h

not sure if little sudacas like bernal can be dragged at those speeds

Gayco going rapid as expected

Why do I love TTT so much

It should be in TdF at least every third year

>>150432827
its a beautiful thing
very aesthetic and a true show of team strenght

Why is it so short?
They don't want shitter teams to already be 5 minutes behind?

>>150432848
>so short
this is like the longest TTT in a while

surprisingly good start by pidcvck and co

>>150432853
Yes but considering it's a TTT shouldn't this sort of shit be longer?

>>150432848
Imagine a 130km TTT like in the Hinault days

>>150432871
it's just a gimmick, the real differences are at the individual one

>>150432871
20-30km is good
any longer and the time differences will just be too much

Chute comicale.

Chute

chute in Lidl train

damn who put that barrier there lmao

>>150432871
>What's the longest TTT in Grand Tour history?

Now that's a trivia question

kek

they're also already clearly losing time because of the weightlets

Verona chute comicale

Phwoah, proper hardman ride today.

what the fuck was going on in that UAE tent

>>150432951
Vine works best in poor visibility

what in turnation

Lotto actually with a good team huh

>>150432958
Pepperidge Farm Bert remembers

huge fucking flag

I don't think that's enough by trek

>>150433016
Yeah unless conditions change but it doesn’t look that windy

Ineos have the best team here

So Ineos between Remco and Achooso is signing Gee and Vaquelin?

>>150433108
who says it was even a choice?
would you ride for Ineos?

o'coomer looking like the biggest loser of the day

according to Bay then if UAE wins the TTT Achuso will go in the red jersey by ONE placement point over Almeida

>>150433113
Achooso isn't above them

>>150433130
Lidl-Trek is the 3rd best team in the world what you on about

Yeah, Ganna got this

Business case: a 5th jersey in every GT for the whole team with the overall fastest time. Each GT should have at least 1x TTT and 1x demolition derby where the cyclists are allowed to wield bats and each member of the last team standing receives a 1 million CHF bonus

damn
AG2R dopage is BACK

Come on Pellizzari give me some points

Ineosmerda

Fuck those idiots, send them to prison

just tuned in, why did jayco lose so much time?

Lel based Palestine chuds being useful for once.

send in Guardia Civil
shoot those people

lmao, at least they stopped the right team

surprised they showed the replay of that

yup israel getting punished for being israel
love to see it

They've mistaken the decathlon with the Israel premier tech

>>150433227
>>150433233
Looks like it was AG2R??

smartest hamas terrorist

Nethanyau ruined Felix's vuelta

>>150433247
it was isr*el

>>150433235
>>150433247
no

interesting. awaiting someone in a cat suit to block tiberi's path, thoughever

>>150433247
commentators said it was israel but they do look very similar so who really knows

hope more children get bombed in palestine just because of those idiots actions

>>150433266
Hmm Peacock announcers kept saying Decathlon

>>150433280
fucking useless police lol
what was that first bike doing man just throttle the gas

merda weak

Ineos is cracking

>>150433287
>Peacock announcers
dumb burgers

only Visma and UAE can beat Lidl now
another 2nd for Lidl again today?

time to burn all the saved matches

bora might surprise a bit

goddamn commentators spent a good 10 minutes talking about this shit FFS TALK ABOUT THE RACE RETARDS

>>150433382
thank god Danish commentators are based and dont give a shit about such things

>>150433389
they don’t either but then they boomer it up talking about how much they don’t care about it and start giving the entire team’s history of team israel lol it’s just so clumsy Renaat needs to fuck of from commentary ASAP

ngl Ayuso looks fucking ready to blow some matches
that look in his eyes was scary

Ineos blew their load too early

Daily Ganna humiliation

>>150433398
Like Remco and Jonas, he always makes a very explosive start to his time trials. Almeida is more controlled while Pogacar hits a balance. Always fun to see the different approaches.

CHUTE FATALE A BORA

>>150433361
Suprised yet?

no way Visma wins with one man less than UAE and Zingle looked fucking good

rip sobrero

DNF

Quab

very somberero

>>150433303
Knowing these people I’m pretty sure they allowed it little enough to be shown on TV

>>150433441
does it hurt less or more your head crashing with a TT helmet compared to a normal helmet?

>>150433451
im surprised that it happend as it did
Spanish police can be fucking brutal and have no time for bullshit normally

>>150432643
>Three points

I must be old, where is abrahma olano, roberto heras, Alberto Contador, Alejandro Valverde, Ángel Casero and fernando escartin and the usual gang?

>>150433486
yes you are old
they are all retired my unc
your hope is Ayuso now

>>150433083
On paper, but they really don't have a leader to ride for....

>>150433454
same head wise I think. The regulations protection wise are the same. You are generally going faster tho

>>150433441
i see that he took riding tips from roglic

really hoping Groupama can get Gaudu a good time

>>150433470
Maybe Spanish police hates Jews.

>>150433495
Pericas and Torres
the next Carlos Rodriguez and the next Ayuso

UAE same time as Ineos at T1 according to PCS

>>150433470
But the ones at care here are Mossos d’Esquadra who are a politiced police at Catalonia’s government service, which are some moor sick riders

Visma 3 seconds behind at T1

UAE seems to have more raw power, but it's very clear that Visma's technique is more efficient and superior

>>150433556
seems like most teams a getting cooked after T1 going all out for it
2-3 seconds is nothing here

Either Visma or UAE are winning.

>>150433566
gracias Juan

>>150433564
this will come down to Crampy vs Vine in the final third

>Israel PT say none of their riders will speak at finish. Team to put out a statement later.
Israel to pull out all their riders?

>>150433598
Oh no.
Anyway...

>>150433598
nah, they will just call everyone names

UAE still with all their riders but slower than Lidl

Lidl went fucking INSANE between T1 and T2

how much time Gaudu will lose today?

>>150433598
>Team to put out a statement later
These protesters are a threat to our existence. The only option is to murder their children and bomb their hospitals.

punished Sombrero

huh
Visma also slow as fuck
Lidl might have this in the bag

almeida seems to be struggling a little bit today

Visma fraudismo

aaaahhhhh save me Wout

Visma slowing down

CIcco in Rosso

Visma slower than Lotto at T2
what the fuck are they doing

I want Soler in red

astana almost burgos tier

ready for some breaks

>>150433684
It's over Trek wins

Wind changed

>>150433677
yea Almeida is not looking good or maybe its just for show

>>150433691
Who cares he's winning by 5 minutes

UAEmerda winning

Ayuso rosso

Demon Ayuso

BAM let's fooking go

soler on the verge of dying at the end there

another 2nd for Lidl lads?

FDJ embarrassing.

>>150433688
Kwab It2ly

Ayusos in roja
viva espana

almeida actually looked fine at the end, so maybe it was just the usual /elite/ theatrics earlier

Vingegaard rosso

>>150433708
Yeah, they're managing their effort for the weeks to come.

Not drinking beer like the fucking French guys...

>>150433636
Catalonia getting bombed tonight

It’s Almeida in red not Ayuso

need Jonas to turn on the turbo here

T2 of Visma was wrong

Vingo in red

UAE huge last leg

>>150433736
but expected

demon jonas is blasting those corners

>>150433761
Dream for another day my friend

it would not surprise me if the times are wrong

Appearantly the part where visma lost time was the part when the plan said Zingle took over

Kussen crossing the line only now
his GC is GONE

Nobody in UAE talks to Ayuso lol

that looked like some fucking old gypo trying to cross the road lol

>>150433792
Kuss is not in contention anyway. their plan B is Jorg

>>150433816
mossad agent attempting revenge

>>150433829
kek

well, this is not complete disaster at least

Soler retard attack trying to get red. Can't wait

UAE UAE UAE UAE

>>150433839
for Gaudu it's probably one of his greatest days ever on a TT bike

>>150433839
Ok not that bad.
That intermediate check must have been wrong.

top 10

Jonas leading against the UAE trident with 8 seconds
im smelling betrayels

>>150433892
bonis tomorrow gonna be fun

>>150433866
What does that even translate to for GC

>>150433904
>bonis
you do know that its a mountain stage tomorrow right?

reminder that its going to RAIN THE ENTIRE FUCKING STAGE TOMORROW

>>150433925
gaps on the road might be small enough for the bonis to still matter

>>150433960
And it is well known that Jonas isn't good in the rain

>>150433960
I swear, if Almeida catches another disease or cold...

>>150433923
Vingegaard alone at the top
Ayuso, Almeida, Soler 8 seconds back at 2,3,4

>>150433866
GC

>>150433960
nice

>>150433989
UAE with the good ol' tridente

What happened?
The last 3rd of the route had massive tailwind?

Even Groupama with Gaudu only lost 24 seconds, wtf.

>>150433975
looked fine in Limone when he won the stage

>>150434008
A cope win. Not a good look

>>150432464
It's insane that some riders don't live in Nice/south of spain

>>150434039
Damn.
The streak continues.

Poor Démare, 97 career wins and 5 second places this year

>>150434356
a man who knows he is gonna betray Almeida so fucking hard

>Accounts @IsraelPremTech mentioned can reply
kek

>>150434356
a man who doesn't know he is gonna get betrayed by Soler before getting to betray Almeida so fucking hard

>>150434039
turbo cursed rider

>>150434436
Apperantly it’s a big thing in Spain (politically) that the team is allowed to ride the Vuelta the organizer had to justify it

109 countries and 1 WT

>>150434461
Look how unfocused they’re, all looking at other directions i’m sure some non verbal expert could enligthen us

>>150434470
it's out of their hands anyway. I remember IPT literally paid UCI so they would get invited everywhere they want anyway when they lost their WT status

Big mountain stage in the l'Avenir tomorrow

>>150434436
Give IPT the winner's time, only way to disincetivise disruptions.

>>150434436
>>150434470
>>150434504
I don't like Israel and i'm no zionist but holy shit the pro-palestine lefties are fucking insufferable.
Homos for palestine fucking Same level retardation as stop oil, carrying water for people who would execute them if they were in power.

>>150434582
Just give them the overall win tbf

>>150434612
well, I don't think they know how UCI invites work or want to know

>>150434480
Lel

>>150434626
My solution only makes sure teams aren't penalized for the actions of haters, it doesn't make teams better off for having haters like your's does.

a police complaint?

I've heard Israel PT use fresh Palestinian children blood as a TL sealant

>>150434569
Made for Cian

>>150434612
Same. They really behave like todlers

>>150434898
no wonder israel hates them so much

tick tock cringegaard

zingle would have won

>>150434917
I doubt they care

>>150434612
if your unable to separate your politics from annoying people your a retard

It's funny Israel is allowed on any world stage event at all, given that they are really pulling a genocide.

And not just propaganda psyops, that you usually consume against China.

>>150435185
the team has almost nothing to do with israel THO

>>150435185
A little bit of genocide never hurt anyone

>>150435185
Damn I wonder why that is

>>150435185
>genocide
you fell for the muzzie propaganda. and don't say >muh UN when that joke of an organization is dominated by tinpot third world dictators who all vote as a bloc with the 60 or so muslim countries

desu i'm still impressed they managed to stay in cycling given how much the gulf states have the UCI in their pockets

>>150435285
what would you call it then

>>150435285
Lol what?
Even Jews don't deny it, they openly cheer for it, it's just not reported in the West for fear of more antisemetism.

Dumb muttoid, your president btw is the biggest Israel cum slurper.

Reminder that germany has an "antideutsch" party of zionist antifa jews who openly hate germans as a race

threads are too slow i cant attatch the picture

>LONG WAY TO MADRID
>VUELTA IS STILL YOUNG
>JUST A FEW BAD DAYS NOTHING SPECIAL
>ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN
>WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS TOMORROW
>TOMORROW'S A NEW DAY
>YOU NEVER KNOW WHATS GONNA HAPPEN
>STILL A LONG WAY TO MADRID PAL
>ALL DAYS CAN'T BE GOOD DAYS, YOU KNOW?
>WE'RE ONLY IN THE FIRST WEEK
>LOTS MORE VUELTA A ESPAÑA TO GO
>YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN
>TEAM HAS PLANS FOR THE NEXT STAGES
>TOMORROW IS A DIFFERENT DAY
>MADRID IS STILL FAR AWAY
>WELL, WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS

>>150435162
I agree they should stop annoying people

>>150435223
owner is a zionist jew tho

>>150435314
a war?

>>150435355
>even jews don't deny it
what exactly are you referring to? smotrich and ben gvir? you do realize they're not in charge of the IDF and they regularly criticize them for not being brutal enough.

>>150435651
but enough about Israel

>israel discourse
there's no escape is there

a sad day lads. Purple Aki has died. may he touch many men's muscles in heaven

>>150435922
why goverments and even entire countries are even allowed to be sponsors on teams is beyond me

IPT was given 15 bonis .

What's the most countries for a grand tour to visit in one edition? is 4 the record?
Italy, France, Spain, Andorra

>>150436057
I think it's cute when mail carriers sponsor teams

>>150435185
Muslims have been committing genocide since 610AD. You are aware the first crusade was called in 1096 because in ~500 years the middle east med, north Africa, the Iberian peninsula, and much of Anatolia, had all been conquered, subjugated, then the populations either mass converted and/or put to death, with women taken as slaves, all boys put to death, and female children forced in to child marriage? You only have secularism or tolerance in the large early modern Ottoman and Persian empires. Otherwise, total Christian death. The Christian world rightly said enough by the time of the first crusade, and nothing has changed in the last 1000 years to suggest Muslims have changed their behaviour. So we can start with them, but the Jews can follow too.

>>150436236
Also if you don't believe me or think it's all ancient history, you can look at the origins of Hezbollah in Lebanon (Palestinian refugees from the Israeli conquest of the Golan heights), and how they changed Lebanon from a majority Christian country to majority Muslim via genocide.

>>150436146
7 countries in the Tour 1992. France, Spain, Belgium, Netherlands, Germany, Luxembourg and Italy, to celebrate the Maastricht treaty

>/pol/ hour

TTT was THAT boring?

>>150436236
And Jews have been comitting genocides since 1000 BC. 1 Samuel 15:3 is just one of many examples in the Old Testament

get to it jannies

crusades and ciclismo, me like

>protesters with palestine flags sabotag israel premier tech's TT
based or cringe?

>>150436739
Boy, do I have an opera aria production for you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaIvYmZHcU0

>>150436870
cringe I'm tired of this shit
I don't care about israel or palestine I hope they wipe each other off the planet

how are spanish police so incompetent? what a shitshow this day was

>>150436911
amazing

>>150436992
QRD? I wasnt home

>>150436080
so they added var to cycling too

women with curly hair are very weird these days

When Jonas wins 10 stages in this year's Vuelta, will /cyc/ finally forgive the fisherman for missing WC?

>>150438312
when did he miss the water closet?

Let's start 2001

Giro 4 stages because prologue

>>150438333
Rwanda

>>150438368
why was he in rwanda?

Tour prologue and first 2 stages

Where is POLBert with the velogoombling stats, this is no time for vacation, we need everyone at the office for the vuelta

>>150438927
this, and this thread has been fucking GARBAGE tonight jesus christ everybody

>>150433542
Exactly this, I'm surprised to see a Mexican flag with so much insight into Spain politics

>>150436436
>>150436678
they should do this again. good route that

So almeida is basically take on the role of jonas at this year's vuelta in that he's the 'rival' of the guy who isn't 100% definitely not going to win it.

>>150441162
ayoooso will surprise on la passos tomroow

>>150441162
yes well but who cares about GC when we have this much UAE leader drama to come

>>150439110
don't care
israel is an illegal state that should not exist

>>150439013
>>150438927
I have been slacking, work kicking my ass. Couldn't even watch the TTT and I will miss the mountain stage today. Sad times.

>>150446629
well it's perfectly understandable. the prusaks are in controls

>>150446895
Not quite, I'll be in the US for work for the next two weeks because a majority of my paycheck is coming from silicon valley

Tour de l'Avenir (2.Ncup)
Stage 5
Saint-Gervais-Mont-Blanc - Tignes 2100
121km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-avenir/2025/startlist

GC after stage 4:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-avenir/2025/stage-4-gc

Roadbook:
https://heyzine.com/flip-book/2f3574ac87.html

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-avenir/2025/stage-5/live

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / TNT / HBO
14:35 CET

La Vuelta Ciclista a España (2.UWT)
Stage 6
Olot - Pal. Andorra
170.3km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/startlist

GC after stage 5:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/stage-5-gc

Roadbook:
https://storage-aso.lequipe.fr/ASO/cycling_vue/lv25-libro-ruta-iad-v4.pdf

Live stats:
https://racecenter.lavuelta.es/en/
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2025/stage-6/live

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / TNT / HBO / RTVE / VRT / DKTV2
14:45 CET

>>150447340
rampas

>>150436678
impressive. rather challenging logistics involved. nowadays teams would complain about it non-stop

>>150441162
ofc, but at least uae can play two cards and use one to attack (probably achoso) and one to wheelsuck
>>150441612
also this

imagine a unipuerto stage up this bad boy

>>150447443
where is this? also we should see more stages in giro or maybe tdf on stelvio

>>150447484
Lingpaishi zigzag road in Wuxi, Chongqing

>>150447512
descending that must be a nightmare

>>150447443
These rampas would wreck my shit if I tried to drive my car there

>>150436911
kek

>>150436911
this is oddly specific

>>150447518
Why are you talking to yourself Rusdabby? Considering a wellness check

Jonaswinslol?

>>150447484
This year was the 200 year anniversary of the Stelvio Road and the giro completely ignored it despite a stage ended right there in Bormio, truly a shame.

>>150447708
>dolomite mountain road above 2000m
yea we dont do that anymore around here

>>150447340
>Not even 1 thread per day per stage anymore

it's over

>>150447708
I wish giro or Vuelta will start from Romania at some point so riders will do transfagarasean. Next year giro starts in Bulgaria

>>150447813
they should do that pass with bears

med bros summer is finally over. afternoon rides are back on the menu

>>150447761
Vuelta is a boring race and not a real grand tour. It feels more like a 3 week one week race. After the Tour everyone is thinking more about the WC than the Vuelta

I'm just waiting for my favourite monument the Maryland Classic. My boy Jonas Abe will smash it

Hello berts, my rim brake Look Huez has BB problems again. The BB area is just too oval for the cups to stay in place I guess and it's getting worse. I could try the carbon repair route I guess, but it's a gamble and costs pretty much. I think I will just sell the parts instead and move on. Does anybody here want to buy a good working set of Campag Super Record 12s? Also some good carbon wheels and a set of Cane Creek EE brakes for weight weenie goodness will be for sale. I think I will list them on buycycle since I doubt there's a market for them here in Finland.

>>150448081
shut up it's kino

>>150448081
Vuelta is the /cyc/ grand tour and always as been
fuck off

>Visma Lease a Bike's Danish sports director, Jesper Mørkøv, reveals what he has talked to his riders about before today's stage.
>I have told the riders to put on some extra clothes, it will be cold and wet. It is real Glyngøre weather, the Dane starts out with.
>We have always said that we will keep a somewhat defensive tactic, I also know that it will ring a bit hollow when Jonas wins the 2nd stage, but we have taken care of our people a bit, and we will probably continue to do so. We want to win the Vuelta together, so we will take our battles in the race, and when we do, you will also see it. But Jonas has to keep up with the other general classification riders, and if it is the case that one can compete for the stage victory, then of course he will compete for it
the art of saying alot without saying anything

>For his final race at the #TourOfBritain, we asked Geraint Thomas to design our kit
it's actually nicer than their current abomination

>>150447916
I ride in the morning all year long. Nothing I hate more than waking up and having to wait 8h to ride

the Seixas hypetrain ends today

so no live stream of the vuelta untill14:45?

did anyone find out when is Hugo Tommy's birthday? make yourself useful this is important information that needs to be known

>>150448599
in september if i remember correctly

>>150448618
well yeah that's no help. Jonas says he will attack that day so we need to know the exact date

>>150448389
this dwarf mong better be good

>>150447335
>>150447340
Oh finally some ciclismo

>>150448377
you can do other things in the meantime you know

>>150436678
There should be a tour de sol from Sweden all the way to Spain

>>150448658
Meh doesn't feel the same. Also caggies around montpellier are nicer in the morning

>Chris Froome has been airlifted to hospital after being hit by a car in France.
>He is conscious, although seriously injured
DAWG BROS NOOOO

>>150449068
no that's definitely over

>>150449068
He'll come back and get another contract to win his 5th Tour for real this time

no way is Visma letting Vine win a stage

>>150449068
A previous crash made him from a Tour winner to a grupetto filler, maybe this crash could bring him back to the top level? Like how in the Flintstones when Fred Flintstone gets hit on the head he turns into an alternate personality Frederick, and then he reverts back to his old self when he gets banged on the head again

>>150449068
here's a photo of him just before it happened

>>150448389
anyone but widarlich

>>150449068
oh no...

>>150449068
you'd think that the doper would die from heart break, but nah

Any way to watch the whole broadcast after it's over?

>>150449068
UPDATE

>>150449068
I'm really really hoping it was an accident and not because he has Israel on his jersey. That stuff is really heating up in France

So what is THE mountain near Toulon who did this. Also ban downhills for cyclist!!

>>150449297
>no other cyclists or vehicles
So some pedestrian tackled him into a ravine? Unbelievable!

>>150449297
But you said he got hit by a car, and now you're saying he crashed on his own?

>>150448389
I fear instead we'll see some pas normal affaires du dopage from the norge visma lab rat

>>150449297
tubeless blowout claimed another one

>>150449463
What's the kill count anyway? I'm thinking at least 3 in recent years. In pro peloton.

Jonas!

downhill attaque du SEIXAS

>>150449526
he really is vingegaard

>>150449068
Gods rage against the Pissrael Team for shure

Please Jonas, it's safeR time or you will be participating in the left screen instead of the right

>>150449494
I'm pretty sure Mader and Drege were victims

>>150449625
was Drege the one down Großglockner?

>>150449627
the Norwegian rider

yea Visma just chilling
breakaway wins today

>>150433280
based

>>150449625
exactly and grande samuele perhaps too

>>150449494
the victims of the covid (certificate of vaccination identification) vaccine pale in comparison to the tubeless hookless killing fields

>>150449677
this

>break away slurpage

Shant be watching this shit.

>>150449692
Watch the kids

>>150449677
unfortunately true

>>150449068
He died doing what he loved most

Which one of you fuckers smashed into Froome?

>>150449724
the car story was a lie. He crashed by himself

Sex arse bros time is running out...

>>150449724
PPATTT
>>150449463

So Fortunato (or Armirail) is gonna be the guy that randomly holds the GC lead for a week.

>>150449724
>>150449744
Palestinian voodoo curse

>>150449777
Visma want to give the red away

Jarno will win

Castrillo will win

>>150449798
Sexias

>Jonas down in the bunch chilling talking banter with Mads
Visma dont give a FUCK about today

>>150449915
first vuelta or?

>>150449928
yes it my first Vuelta
actually it my first race ever i have never ever watched a race in my life
now that i think about it i dont even know what a bike is
who is Jonas Vingegaard?

>>150449934
>please join Lidl Jonas

>>150449953
yeah bro just attack with 15k to go on 5%. retard

>>150449953
Slurping pace, only 3 shitters dropped so fat

>>150449961
riders make the race

Seixas-Pogi
Jarno-Memco
Finn-Arensman

what if Vine is satelite rider for Achuso

>>150449915
It's the vuelta bert, basically vacation for these big riders

I've seen enough. Fortunato wins Vuelta.

>>150450006
and who is Marco Schrettl?

>>150422093 (OP)
so will they make the same mistake as last year? how the fuck does this happen yearly lmao

>>150450015
i have Traeny, Garlic and Fortunato in the group to save my velogame

>>150450017
Is this the danish way of waving? Flicking fingers instead of proper waving?

>>150449953
seixas has a contract with the first team, why would he even care

>>150450034
I do the same

>>150450027
what mistake?
there is literally nothing but nothingburgers in that breakaway
the only somewhat dangerous man is Vine but he is 20 minutes behind

>>150450027
Pissma more afraid of crashing than chasing Fortunato for two weeks but Astana is here with a full mountain team, they can probably hold onto a top 5 quite long if they try to

>>150450034
kiss and wave germ filled hands

>>150450034
please understand that Jonas has autismo

>>150450027
Last year there was no one as strong as fish desu

>>150450034
thats a flapping fish out of the water

>>150450042
The only danger Vine forms is for himself LMAO

>>150450034
It's what babies do

>>150450042
last year O'Conner got 5 minutes randomly and red bull had to push all tour to take the minutes off, desu it's probably better for the tour because at least the fish will have to attack

Seixas had enough of these belgian shitters

They are really starting to pull in the l'Avenir, time for the expected Seixas vs Widar showdown

Arensman lachee

>>150450090
no one in the break is anyway near the level of BOC

uh oh seixasbros, widar hasn't even left z2

kinda surprised LIDL did not help Visma
today is a good day for Cicco

>>150450134
too long

Both Seixas and Widar pulling, I guess that means it's more Pogacar vs Pogacar instead of Pogacar vs Vingegaard

hail?

Lidl actually hammering it
break bleeding big time

1km from seixas nuke

>>150450147
Widar did a 10 sec pull, and then widar went back to get rid of finn

Why was the tread not updated? Is russbert on his deserved holliday?

Here comes the rain do do do doo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUNqsfFUwhY

>>150450180
because the thread is still slow as fuck because of let traitor split or something idk

>>150450191
I never got why that happended. Insted of one (1) active thread there are two (2) semi active threads. Endchan berts are retardet.

Mads Pedersen lachee

>>150450212
no one does

OH NO /ELITE/BROS NOT LIKE THIS
THE HECKINGRINO RAIN KILLED US

>>150433978
OH NO NO NO NO

ATTAQUE DU NEXT EVENEPOEL

elite e-bike switch

what the fuck i thought he was dead and gone

Almeida betrays himself lol

Looks like Widar is saving his legs for next week

uhm sexy ass sisters??

WIDAR ATTAQUE THERMONUCLEAIRE.

SEIXAS LACHEE

Widar wins

lmao Finn has literallty no punch like Tiberi and Pellizzari when will those dinosaurs coaches understand that it's not pre-covid ciclismo anymore?

hate widar, me

Vine on this decent is like watching a crash waiting to happend

top 10

>>150450278
not pictured, France’s next hope

>>150422093 (OP)
a classic vidar wheelsucks all the way and then sprints in the last km

>>150450293
This but unironically

>>150450295
GC

yea
the rape man has the stage in the bag

>>150450295
We have the Pogacar and they have the Vingegaard

>Jonas in black bibs and leaders jersey
based

>>150450330
widar was the slurper tho

ynr Koen BOUWMAN

What’s the point of Jayco

Does anybody know what these Decathalon knuckleheads are doing?

Vinewinslol

>>150450401
gall is a top three climber in this race

>>150450408
It's over

G2 slurp has taken effect

>>150450212
I just love seeing vismoids get mogged

Does this count as UAE Making The Race Hard for visma?

>>150450429
not really

early slop today

Really the most kino grand tour right guys

>>150450444
looks good
whats boiling in the pot?

>>150449494
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_racing_cyclists_and_pacemakers_with_a_cycling-related_death#2021_to_present

desu a lot more cyclist have died recently than I realized, not that tubeless is to blame for most of them, almost everyone just crashes during a descent while losing control.

>>150450451
spaghetti
not fancy. quick and easy

Welcome to Lidl Trek Juan!

Achuso dood?

>>150450335
classic. full banana, tampon, or dildo looks of the 3 grand tours are bad.

Wait wait wait wait.

Where the fuck is Tête? Didn't he enter this year?

ayuso will never deliver

>>150450427
Yes. I loce total vismoid death. I hate Washed van Shart especially.

>>150450475
nothing wrong with that

I'm told Ayuso is being lachee

>>150450484
Abandon and new contract on another team like Remco.

UAE just kwabbing themselves wow epic betrayals

AYUSO PICKERS IN THE MUD

Pogi laughing in front of his TV

uhhh, betrayer bros?

Welcome to ___

DONDE ESTA AYUSO??!

A Huso

Germs will understand :^)

Oh no!

Has Ayuso been stung by bees again?!?!?!

>LIDL dropping their future GC rider Ayuso
>no one on UAE waits to help him

Ayuso is a joke

Adios Ayuso!

poor ayuso. never like to see a gc guy suffer this early

Ayuso really peaked at 19 years old

>winning a TT
>losing the mountains
Ayuso with the memco roleplay

why are suda meds so weak in rain

ayuso is so gigafraud. still being trained by bald fraud. still on fraud team uae.

Ayuso and all spanish riders by extension are absolute jokes

what's the allez in spain? vamos?

>>150450546
sí

how much money is Ayuso costing himself himself here? that new contract is plummeting in value

>>150450546
venga venga

>>150450546
Pretty sure is tacos

Zzzzzz

>Jonas
>Cicco
>Gaudu
kino podium

>>150450551
Would that make Movistar the Vengaboys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw

Vine stole Ayuso's dope

Cicco acting like Pog surrogate

>>150450560
>Gaudu

How much you wanna bet?

cmon Cicco keep up with Jonas

Where UAE???

UAE tridente disintegrating

>>150450588
Winning the stage chud

Diesel warming up.

>>150450588
do you not see Almeida doing the /diesel/ in the front down in the pedalton

First decent climb
Half of UAE dead
WTF?

>>150450588
in his apartment in Monaco

desu I don't watch much except the 3 grand tours I rarely see any of the lidl trek guys competing in a mountain stage like this

>uae wins
>ayuso gone
>almeida lachee

this is why visma lab never tries to win, the cost is too great

>>150450598
but Jay Vine is winning the stage?

Vine wins

>>150450606
Jonas would not be dropped like these frauds. Especially if Pog is not there

holy fuck the diesel king actually closed the gap

jonas is so fucking bad

Atack / elite/

vismoids BTFO

based vingegaard wheelsucking again

nothingburger climb

knowers know that tomorrow is the hardest stage in the Vuelta in elevation total

>norgay in red jersey
enjoy it for the one day

Jonas rode this climb in the most annoying way possible for his opponents

Ayuso dns tomorrow

HUGE moral victory for vingegaard now that he won't have to answer a couple of journalist questions after the race anymore

they need to put fish boy back in the aquarium ASAp he looks like he's gonna die

>>150422093 (OP)
so where was achuso lmao

SLURRRRRRRRRP

>

>>150450685
dead gone

>sign every norwegian rider possible
>the one you let go wins the vuelta

Another mountain stage tomorrow

top 10

>>150450705
GC

Jonas BTFO

>>150450702
yes

>>150450709
gook looking fucker

>>150450709
>>150450713

That's not how an average Norwegian looks like

First GT GC Asiatic leader?

why is jonas so fucking cucked

>BAVARIAN flag polo shirt

BASED

>>150450709
>Welcome to the village. So up north we got the Northern Farm family, then we have the Smithing family, we've got the Fisher Family. So what's your family name?
>The Tree.
>I'm sorry what now?
>The. Tree.
>uhhhh *looks at town map* I guess you guys can settle near the woodlands

>>150450729
he kind of looks hapa

Ayuso has arrived

>>150450746
he does
maybe he has some suomi blood in him

his done with rape. he's a romantic now

>>150450621
kek

>However, soon after the race, he was found to have testicular cancer, detected in a doping control test which revealed the presence of hCG in his blood.
Armstrong-esque.

Can anyone translate Ayuso's interview at the finish?

>It was perhaps not the best impression that Vingegaard left. He took the initiative by leading, and yet Almeida was able to close the gap. Was it a small and unexpected sign of weakness? Or was it just an expression of him driving with the handbrake on to save himself for tomorrow? He obviously drove the final defensively until he stepped forward to lead. I think it is difficult to draw a clear conclusion.
Axelgod constantly NOOOOOTICING

>>150422093 (OP)
the only surprising thing is that at least he has the balls to give the interview

>>150450755
not mutually exclusive

DNS when?