Thread 150422483

How will you react when he pulls it off?

Coach Primate

>Jayden
gay

>>150425077
>>150425088
dubs of truth

I wouldn't be suprised

SKOL

>worst paid kicker makes 900k base
Comfy job ngl

>>150431449
I honestly feel bad for the Vikings fans for this one.

>>150425088
It is a very gay name indeed

>>150431482
I don't
I think it represents that fanbase quite well

Patty Cuckitini

>>150422483 (OP)
Weird seeing Washington having fans. 90% of their fanbase jumped ship and became eagles and cowboys fans

>>150431480
Kicker is the least comfy job in the NFL.

Long snapper is.

>>150431723
Theres one very passionate fan here

>>150431723
No, Ravens.

>>150431729
Yup. JJ Jansen admits it all day long

>>150422483 (OP)
kek

>>150431729
Why isnt it comfy?

>Most SOVL NFL unis

1. Packers
2. Raiders
3. Tennessee Oilers

*Honorable mention
Chargers powder blues

>>150431732
I’m trying to remember who it was, but I remember some former NFL player being interviewed on espn and saying how depressing it is to have grown up a redskins fan and now to see how 90% of his friends and family from the area are repping either Dallas or Philly instead.

>>150431449
Reminds me of Tim Waltz

$55M/yr btw...

>>150431731
It feels good

>>150431867
I think Ben Johnson is a total fraud for this game. Prove me wrong.

>>150431867
Enjoy your mediocrity while it lasts. Shan’t be for long I’m sure

>>150431877
Benny Boy put up 31 points with 5 turnovers. He did the best he could
>>150431880
Nah, we're back

>>150431877
his offense put up 500+ yds and 31 pts all whilst playing from behind the entire time due to goof turnovers and a decimated defense.
the only questionable move by Ben was the WR pass on 1st and 10, but that could also just be Jamo being a retard and not throwing it out of bounds.

>>150431897
>decimated defense.
>b-b-b-but they were the ONLY team in NFL history to have injuries in a contact sport! Stop making fun of muhhhh cryions!!!!!!

>>150431911
kwab

>>150431923
Detroitbros...

>>150431911
NTA but we're talking about Ben Johnson here. There's only so much he could so about the defense as OC. The injuries aren't excuses for the HC, DC, or team as a whole; but, Bj put up 31 points with 5 turnovers. That would win 99.9% of games

Jags/Panthers ‘owl this year I reckon

>>150431948
I think anon was being sarcastic.
Loinsfags write actual fanfiction about how Ben Johnson tragically betrayed them and fled to Chicago, it's funny because they've never been good enough to have a coaching staff worth poaching and they don't know how to handle it.

>>150431958
>this year
Whatever year Delhomme and Garrad were at QB for their respective teams.

>>150431961
>I think anon was being sarcastic.

>>150431867
Did the new owner change that dogshit surface at your stadium? If not I think he might be RG4

Super Bears Super Bowl

https://mega.nz/file/asIwFbxA#LIfWIwV5OUdX_1fqEvzT8dhJJp8GcJBnx3WqYhIpfN4

In case y’all missed it.

>>150432000
trips of TRVTH

not clicking that virus

>it's another "Cleveland Browns has another QB problem" episode

they new writers

>>150432006
no one wants to play your scat-fetish visual novel

>>150431877
It's not Ben Johnson's fault that Goff threw those interceptions and the Lions' defense was dead.

>>150432050
>defense was dead.
literally the ONLY team in NFL history to have injuries 5 months into the season of a contact sport. Historical.

>>150431911
Their defense was significantly injured. I hate how people try to gloss over that fact with the "NO HECKIN EXCUSES" mindset. You're just signaling that you're a moron who refuses to take things into context.

>>150432054
>Injuries to several key players don't matter! How dare you claim such a thing!

>cute offense, Johnson
>HOWEVER

The ONLY team in NFL HISTORY to have injuries. What a SHAME! Also STOP ruining MY excuses for MUHHH CRYIONS shitting the bed! Just STOP IT!!!!

Jared Goof was injured during this play, and that is the only reason muhhh cryions blew it...

dubs decides my fantasy football teams name

>>150432106
Bondi Beach Bussy Boys (all Bs to be the B-emoji on red ground)

kek wagie cryions fan had to go to work. at least there they can circle-jerk their muhhhh injuries excuses for their cocksucking shit-licking sports teams.

>>150432106
Tight ends and wide open recievers (of sperm)

>muh defensive injuries
They still had enough players to have 12 men on the field during a 4th and 2 in the redzone kek

>>150432106
Jessica come back

>>150432106
Coach Primate’s Keeds

>>150432106
Ben's Johnson

>>150432106
Mash your face against your keyboard 3 times

>>150432106
I <3 Boys

>>150432144
>losing to a team dressed like a college team
Yikes.

>>150432106
BoNixLvr_69

WOW!! I'm literally blown away by these HECKIN statistics guys!!!!!

Nobody could ever be THIS good without winning a playoff game right???

>>150432154
texass lost that game
>>150432155
kek

>>150432160
They lost that play.

>>150432155
KiwiGODs......

>>150432167
fairs
loins shouldn't have won anyways, insane choke by houston

I bet Travis would have proposed in the spring if the Chiefs had won. Had to get some distance from that complete embarrassment.

jared goof, whatever happened there?

>>150432174
is kwesi part jewish? he is taking the (((roseman))) approach to the offseason trading.

>>150432157
Wins are a team stat, Stafford never had a Lions team as good as Goff does. Old man Stafford would've made the CCG if he was on the Lions this year

>>150432174
kinda dumb move by the panthers he seemed to be Bryce's main guy as he was catching his stride late last season.
trading him for a 4th and a 5th is dumb.

>>150432178
Eagles ruined an epic moment fucking ass holes

>>150432199
He's aging and they have a decent young receiving corps now. They got some good bussy value for him while they still could.

>>150432174
...at WR....from Detroit Lakes, Minnesota....number 19.....

Goof slander will NOT be tolerated.

>>150432155
kek, thanks

>slander
>the action or crime of making a false spoken statement damaging to a person's reputation.
>false

>wins are a team stat!!
>WHAT THE FUCK?!? NO YOU CAN'T RATE JARED GOFF FOR HAVING ALL THOSE 4500 YARD+ SEASONS THOSE ARE ALSO A TEAM STAT!!!!!!!
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 100+ QBR THAT'S ALL A TEAM STAT TEAM STAT TEAM STAT TEAM STAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>150432218
Goofcord ain't gonna like this one!

>>150432221
>YOU CAN'T RATE JARED GOFF FOR HAVING ALL THOSE 4500 YARD+ SEASONS
Remember to take your medicine

Literally everything Goff has ever accomplished is a team stat but it's HECKIN AWESOME when Stafford does anything :)

>good regular season stats
>playoff jobber
>blue team
Goff is just Dak or Herbert with more help

>>150432238
Yes. I'm glad you understand now.

Wins are a team stat right??? These two QBs have spent 4 years a piece with these two franchises. Let's compare statistics if that's all that matters over the last 8 seasons

>>150432221

>>150432245
Goff actually played in a Super Bowl tho

>>150432218
RT and Jamo are just as responsible for this as Goof is

>>150432238
>Literally everything Goff has ever accomplished is a team stat
That's not true. Nuking a 15 win (franchise record), division win, and a 1 seed season with 4 turnovers is an award all to Goff

>>150432199
Not even a 5th, just a 2027 4th basically since the 5ths cancel out with the added value of the 7th.

if good ever wins an owl ill personally fly out to the kiwi just to bust his crust (his treat)

>>150432258
>rigged NFCCG against saints
>3 points
goof's owl appearance hardly even counts

>>150432260
>yeah, but
kwab

>>150432257
>20 year old Goff on a superteam is better than 40 year old Stafford
Brilliant stuff there, Sherlock

>>150432274
Damn, I can't argue with this

>>150432174
Good trade by Kwesi overall and solves the receiver problem for the first 3 weeks

>>150432280
absolute charity donation by the Panthers

>arguing over two mid QBs
Who cares lol

>>150432274
>rigged
That game was 100% clean.

>1000Y healthy vet
>safety blanket for your borderline-bust midget QB
>trade him AND picks for Day 3 slots in 2 years
Panthers have always been such retards when it comes to WR

>>150432301
tet is gonna win ROTY and thielen is 35 years old what do you expect

>>150432301
The money matters too. If the Panthers were in Superbowl or bust mode they'd have kept Theilen. The simple answer is they aren't in year 3 with Young

>>150432174
Vikings are now favorites to win it all idgaf

>>150432174
they should activate Louie to the roster I bet he could bring the heat at WR for the kangz

>>150432174
>carolina might be the second best in the divi-ACK!
lol
lmao even

>>150432209
>they have a decent young receiving corps now
they have a rookie that can't run routes, multiple UDFAs, and a suspended guy with stone hands that eats roadkill

>the consensus WR1 in the draft class actually can't run routes
sure bud

FOOMBLE

>>150432318
>ROTY
that will be Hunter

>>150432320
they're never going to the owl or even playoffs with Young at QB, this is them setting the dwarf up to bust so they can draft another QB in '27

Thielen is not even good t.bh

kwesi is dogshit at drafting, so really the Kangz got AT19 for free.

OJ rushed for 2K in a 14 game season. Gayquon aint shit.

>>150432274
>>150432278
>>150432297
Oops!! Retarded cazzie mutts forgot about Jared Goff scrambling on a 3rd and 3 and being facemasked by AJ Klein short of the sticks on their last drive in the 4th quarter of the NFCCG

Remember penalties against Goff don't count either!!!!! Only the Saints were HECKIN ROBBED!!!!!!!!

>>150432346
Tbf it was a pretty weak year for WR

Only a retard could miss pic related right?

Hey just curious what did Brees do on the first drive in overtime again?? There an interception right???

>le A""""I"""" overview
cringe

>>150432369
He turned into the goat at the end of last season

What's with this kiwi faggot and shitting up the NFL thread every day? Go pass out already your faggot alchie.

>>150432396
You mean Young did

>>150432395
I also provided a clear picture of what happened on the Rams 3rd and 3 where they had to settle for a FG :)

See >>150432393

>>150432398
He was up until 5am the other day. It's 2am there now, hopefully he goes to sleep soon.

still can't refute
>3 points

>>150432398
Write an essay about me :) ill definitely read it :) :)

be honest with me bros, is Redzone still gonna be a thing?

>>150432375
His free agency game kinda cancels out his poor drafting ability.

>>150431753
>Why isnt it comfy?
if you're not 100% your job is on the chopping block

>>150432424
That's why it is a win either way. Which is what I said.

>>150432432
natekaeding.jpg

>>150432420
It will cost $99/month and still show you ads. Oh, and blackouts for all the Amazon games.

>>150432174
>traded for peanuts
>only have young WRs now
Why?
Also bring Renfrow back then

>pantsfags forgot their owner is David Tepper
the poor souls...

Jerruh you rascal

>>150432364
Hunter's not going to ROTY because he still has a lot of grinding in front of him. He shined in college by being the most athletic guy on the field, but now he has to polish his game because everyone is athletic in the NFL. Also he isn't going to get the reps he's used to where he could grind his opps down. My prediction is Carter or Ebuka for ROTY.

>>150432455
Michael Parsnips is getting an extension. Nobody will outbid the Packers offering a 1st, 1st, 2nd and 5th

>>150432420
Did they change the guy who used to do the show?

If not then it will still be good

the idea that Jerruh would trade Parsons to the team that bootyblasted them in their own house in the playoffs is asinine, his ego is far to big to allow that.

>>150432467
Those firsts won't be worth shit anyway. Even Jerruh isn't that retarded.

panthers also lose the 2M they already paid thielen. I think they quietly gave up on Bryce and will draft a qb as a "backup" since dalton will also be gone next year

>>150432375
If Turner and JJ turn out good the 2024 draft will have a 100% success rate (Jurgens pending on his development, he but his improvement has looked solid and there is a chance he becomes a starting center)

>>150432454
Tepper's fine now
He seems to be staying out of the way mostly

So what are the Panthers gonna do with the open spot?

>>150432465
>Carter or Ebuka
Do you know how RotY works

>>150432415
>neet manlets
>sleep

>>150432508
Doubt it, he probably just told anyone if anything about him leaks to the news nd he finds out who leaked it they're fired.

>>150432483
He's not going to get traded, and he's especially not going to get traded within the NFC.

I like how NFL fans have turned into NBA fans regarding if a player's good or not
>Oh you don't have 19 rings?? Well, yeah, you threw for 4k yards and 30 tds 32 seasons in a row but you're a FUCKIN BUM!!!!
In your eyes Roger staubach is a god and dan Marino is a loser bum. Trent dilfer is rated, but Jim Kelly and Philip Rivers are losers not worth shit.

>>150432174
lol imagine giving up a 4th-rounder for a washed 35 yr old WR Viking fans are so cringe about this guy

>>150432518
Seems they've already decided innit. I see 9 wins. Probably gonna bet the over next week but I'll parlay with something else for fun

Bros we can have so much sex if we coordinate dates with Swifties. We can watch and teach football to dumb basic whores while they suck our BWC’s. Every Sunday. Every Year. For the rest of our lives

>>150432547
Winning is all that matters
So yes Dilfer > Marino

>>150432547
you sound like a fan of a ringlet team

>>150432551
There are only 52 names there

>>150432549
You just don’t understand.

>>150432532
Carter is getting droy. Eagles fans are high on Campbell, but I didn't see the reps. Who do you see on the offensive end? Tet is mid, Cam is solid but plays for the Titans, Golden is going to put on lockdown, Jeanty hasn't found his footing yet.

>>150432579
>muh hometown witeboi
cringe

>>150432573
This may shock you but a Kicker, Punter and Long Snapper are in fact recommended on an NFL roster

dude sonic and knuckles lol

>>150432597
You’re failing to comprehend.

>>150432549
>washed
He had over 700 yards last year despite missing 6 games

>>150432601
Coward positions

>>150432558
ADHD benzo addict zoomer hands types this

>>150432622
I was a punter for a d3 college. I can confirm, I am a coward.

>>150432547
I don't think NBA fans are like that. Pretty much no one outside of a couple cranks would say Bill Russell is the GOAT, and no one rates Robert Horry as more than a role-player.

>>150432610
He couldn’t get separation 4 years ago

>>150432442
Bald people are evil

>>150432547
>Philip Rivers
>loser not worth shit
This part I agree with though

>>150432653
I don't understand the idea, anyone could get Hunter Renfrow right now

>>150432581
Anon, I was talking about how he (you?) said "or"

>>150432601
>having a long snapper on your initial 53-man roster
Amateur move

>>150432547
>Roger staubach is a god and dan Marino is a loser bum. Trent dilfer is rated, but Jim Kelly and Philip Rivers are losers not worth shit.
This is all true, though.

>>150432653
Week 4 and beyond he'll be going up against CB3s / linebackers, his speed won't be a problem

>>150432369
>>150432549
This

>>150432688
I swear the Eagles signed a long snapper, I may be retarded or maybe he got cut

>>150432697
>giving up picks for a guy that can't get separation unless he's playing against total scrubs
Why? You can get that off the trash heap for free.

Just finished plundering some bussy, wanted to remind you that Jared Goff sucks

Chiefs 46 x 8 Chargers

>>150432710
Charley Hughlett. They cut him but are going to put him on the PS and elevate him the first few weeks and eventually sign him to the roster when they have a spot for him.

lel they're penny-pinching over $3 million. It's like they're trying to piss him off with everything they do.

tfw scared to samefag because Chiefs King might write an essay exposing me
how can I win arguments anymore

>>150432746
As long as you keep mahomie out of mouf you should be fine

>>150432715
He's the best receiver in the nfl not on the vikings that knows KOC's system.
The only receivers better than him outside the vikings familiar with a similar system is cooper kupp and puka, and neither of those are leaving their current teams

Just drank an ice coffee, wanted to remind you Matt Stafford has thrown 30 touchdowns only once in the last 8 seasons lmfao

God I'm so fucking sick of the NFL golden boy, media darling Matt Stafford

>>150432766
Just drank a hot coffee. Wanted to remind you that Joe Flacco has thrown 30 touchdowns 0 times in the past 17 seasons.

>>150432625
No
No
I was born in 1995 so I don't know what you consider that
Dilfer > Marino
Dilfer > Burrow
Dilfer > Allen

Hot take. Geno Smith will have a ring before Goof ever sniffs one again.

>>150432766
Cama the closest to beat the eagles last season

#respect

Holy shit 1995 is old as fuck. What was it like listening to games on the stereo, old man?

>>150432787
Dilfer gets my support for getting ejected after punching John Randle

Just jerked off to photos of my mom, wanted to remind you that Matt Stafford has won a superbowl in the past 8 seasons

Assuming he did this zoom interview from his apartment, based on the view behind him he definitely lives a block and a half from where I am right now at work.

>>150432761
That matters way more in your head than it actually does in real life.

Just rememberd kirko cousins leading his team to an epic comeback vs the current super bowl champions

>>150432789
Neither will win one

I’m about to get high and masturbate to gay shit. Just wanted to give you a reminder running quarterbacks are not special anymore.

Panthers defense is still abysmal

>>150432800
Football on the radio is ass. Almost as bad as basketball on the radio.

Wins are a team stat when it suits my narrative but also Matt Stafford won a Superbowl which is HECKIN impressive oh wait Jalen Hurts just won a Superbowl?? No im afraid wins are a team stat again because my narrative just changed back :)

>>150432828
Fly Eagles Fly btw

>>150432828
Isnt Jalen Hurts a running qb?

>>150432809
>Being named after a style of mustard

>>150432828
Run Rabbit Run btw

>>150432823
REEEEEE

>>150432850
Lost ~1,500$ on this bullshit. My first nfl heartbreak

>>150432800
I was born in 1994, is it Over for me?

>>150432850
We all make mistakes! That’s what makes us human.

>>150432828
I won't be happy until quarterbacks only throw once or twice a series out of the triple option

>>150432819
It matters a whole lot when the Vikings need a WR2 for the game in literally 12 days lol

>>150432809
geolocate him and knock on his door, then suckerpunch him and run. his white mayo zoomer ass wont do shit lol

Doing what's necessary for your team to win is a QB stat
4 turnovers and losing is also a QB stat

>>150432830
I like their front 7 at least on paper. Rozeboom and Scourton I'm hyped to see play in Evero'e defence. The secondary will likely be very mediocre

>>150432867
How did it feel finding that first gray hair?

>>150432867
yes no and maybe

>>150432867
Its over at 40yo

>>150432867
Yes.

>>150432896
I know which building he's in, from that view. I'm not going to punch him though, he seems like a good guy.

Just took a runny, smelly Caleb Williams. Whew that was gross

>>150432863
I wipe my ass with that money bitch

>>150432850
>rb known for drops
>let's throw it to him when it's all on the line
yeah that one was for the mafia

You've never done that

Good morning. Vikings are going to the super bowl.

>>150432896
also yell "go cyclones" for added effect

>>150432831
that's just because your team has shit radio broadcasters
now Merrill Reese, that's a proper foobaw announcer right there

>Kansas City Chiefs Chairman and CEO Clark Hunt EXCLUSIVE: The Quest To Become The World's Team
> https://www.newsweek.com/quest-become-worlds-team-2119796?utm_source=reddit&utm_campaign=reddit_main
> Clark Hunt may not be as famous as Kansas City Chiefs players like Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce, but his impact as the NFL team's chairman and CEO has been equally if not more important to its recent meteoric rise.

>>150432987
Yeah, Dave Logan is kind of a retard.

>>150432955
>rb known for drops
Is that true? He was about average for a RB in 2024.

>>150433014
he wasn't in a giants uniform

Ladies and trannymen

I present the 15th best player in the entire NFL according to people who actually play football professionally

Jared Goff

>>150432987
Merrill is the GOAT
>https://youtu.be/kvYFnElisL4?si=2LO09iLwFF_sTPrz

>>150433030
What a useless list

>>150432959
Here’s how it works:

• NFL Policy: Vyvanse is on the NFL’s list of banned substances because it is a stimulant. However, the league allows players to use it if they have a legitimate medical need and obtain a Therapeutic Use Exemption (TUE).

• Therapeutic Use Exemption (TUE): A player diagnosed with ADHD (or another approved condition) can submit medical documentation to an independent medical panel. If approved, they’re permitted to take Vyvanse or Adderall during the season without penalty.

• Without a TUE: If a player tests positive for Vyvanse without prior approval, it would count as a violation of the NFL Policy on Performance-Enhancing Substances and could lead to suspension.

• Prevalence: Reports have suggested that a notable number of NFL players have TUEs for ADHD medications — it’s not rare.

So yes, an NFL player can be on Vyvanse during the season, but only if they have an officially approved TUE.

Do you want me to check how common it actually is for NFL players to be granted these ADHD medication exemptions?

>>150425077
There it is..

>>150431889
>>150431897
>>150432050
Why pass the ball period? Imo they should have known the Commies had a sorry run defense and spent 30 plays grinding out clock and playing keep away. Sure they put up great offensive stats but winning doesn't need to be pretty and that was a very winnable game.

>>150432997
>In the late 1970s, the Dallas Cowboys became known as America's Team. But what about the title of the World's Team?
>Statistically, it seems like KC is achieving that goal, capitalizing on the league's recent global focus. In addition to standing tall as the top NFL brand in the U.S., the club is also number one in terms of fandom in six of the league's nine tracked international markets (Germany, the U.K., Australia, Brazil, France and Spain).

>>150433077
they were playing from behind a majority of the game fagtard
cant' just run the ball willy nilly in the 2nd half down multiple scores

>>150433077
>Why do you even ponder passing?

We're making it to the playoffs this year. I can feel it.

Tay and Travis engage pic reached 30 million likes on instagram

>>150432997
>>150433085
Yeah, the Chiefs are "overbought". Sell it all. Today.

>>150433077
>the virgin millennial coach vs the Chad Gen-Xer

>>150433077
>BUT WHY DO YOU EVEN PONDER PASSING?

>>150433106
When did the xhehawks hire Pedro Pascal?

>>150433077
>Why pass the ball period?
t. Lamar posting from Brazilian beach

>>150432831
I like football on the radio . The newer browns guy kinda sucks compared to the last guy, but still listenable.. the Indians on the radio though, now that's kino shit

>>150433085
>Mahomes noticed that enthusiasm during the club's 2023 victory over the Miami Dolphins in Frankfurt. "It's cool, you know, you see the passion that the fans have worldwide and you see the passion in these other nations. And so obviously we know Chiefs Kingdom is big here in the United States and especially in Kansas City and in Kansas and Missouri," he told Newsweek at the Chiefs' annual training camp in St. Joseph, Missouri.
>"But whenever you play in Germany and it's like 80 percent is Chiefs fans, you can tell that they really do care about American football and they want us to bring it to them."

a 4th round pick for adam thielen in 2025 sounds kinda steep. but he'll be a good safety valve for a first year starter if he can still move at all

Lions Inevitably Oscillate Next Season

>OHMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>did you know ADHD is actually a superpower??
>OHMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>150433167
>knee explodes

>>150433062
are you posting this because of jj mccarthy? i think he uses stimulants because he talks about muh adhd in interviews. i know jamo williams on the lions uses stims. i wonder how many other players use them.

Notable players aith ADDH

Zach Wilson, Earl Thomas, J.T. Thomas III, Marcell Dareus, Terry Bradshaw, Garett Bolles, Peyton Barber, Lawrence Guy, Virgil Green, Jonathan Dwyer, Sean Conley

KANGZ

>>150433192
>Garett Bolles
That explains a lot.

>>150432743
The grievance is with the NFL, not the Cowboys. The NFL makes those designations. Florio is a clickbait posting faggot.

>>150433207
The hammer is coming

ADHD isn't real. It's called a natural response to attending psychotic and dangerous public schools. They only pathologized it to make pharma bux prescribing synthetic meth.

>>150433207
The chiefs just granted the NFL one of the most liked social media posts in history and thats how Goodell repay us?

>>150433145
>International expansion isn't the only place for an NFL team to add new fans. The Chiefs have recently welcomed more female fans into the fold, thanks at least in part to Taylor Swift.
>"Really, from the day that she walked into our stadium, it opened up a new fan base for us," Hunt said. "In fact, as I travel around the country, I'll frequently run into people who tell me, 'Thank you.' I'm like, 'Thank you for what?' And they say, 'Well, thank you, because my daughter has never wanted to watch NFL games. But now she gets me and says, anytime the Kansas City Chiefs are on, I want to watch football with you.'"
>"There's no doubt that I see more young women here over the last couple of years. And I think we have to say thank you to Taylor for that."
>And while no one could have planned for one of the world's largest pop stars to start dating and then getting engaged to a Chief, the organization didn't simply rely on blind luck to speak to that growing demographic.
>"We're delighted that so much of our fan base is now female," Hunt said. "I think the Chiefs, we may be over 50 percent, which is very unique in the league...we've done a number of things to really target that fan base.
>”One example is we have a style lounge every fall, where we show how fashion and the sport of the NFL have intersected. And we have models, a lot of them [are] former cheerleaders or former players, who will walk the runway in that show. We get several thousand people and it's sold out every year."
>That effort appears to be well-placed.
>"The NFL is the No. 1 U.S. sport for women," Sarah Bishop, vice president, global brand and consumer marketing of the NFL, said at Newsweek's Women's Global Impact Forum. "There's over 65 percent of women in this country, it always blows my mind, just sort of the scale reach of that, and also those women are the No. 1 group that's driving growth."

>>150433123
Das right
>>150433092
>>150433097
>>150433127
So they answer is to play into your opponents' strengths and your own weaknesses? Again keeping them off the field puts more pressure on a rookie QB to execute the fewer attempts they have not to mention taking the pressure off their own weak defense.
>>150433138
I wish I had that money.

>>150433224
>t. home"""schooled""" autist
You will never be a productive member of society

I get all my NFL news from the british guy itt dude is a legend

Who's winning the Owl?

>>150433224
>Synthetic meth
>Synthetic
Ah yes as opposed to that allllll nat-u-ral methamphetamine me and me pops used to grow on the homestead

>>150433207
You know who is gonna melty when he reads this cuhh

>>150433288
Bears, who upset the Lions in the NFCCG

>>150433288
My brain says Ravens
My heart says Chiefs
My cock says Chargers

>>150433288
My brownies... T-the arch manning owl, r-r-right?

>>150433338
again

>>150433345
A solid tradition for sure

>>150433288
Not >my team so I couldn't care less

This may sound controversial but I strongly feel like I could have played in the NFL if I had been born in america.

>>150433394
Which position ?

>>150433401
Honestly? Quarterback.

>>150433394
I don't think you could have, to be honest.

>>150433394
>>150433420
Post ADHD diagnosis

>>150433420
Based

>>150433333
Checked, shoulda just left it at the browns tho dingus. Now you retards are gonna win 1 game this year

>>150433394
Let me tell you a story. When I was in high school I was one of the top running backs in the state. I won many awards. Very fast, NFL aspirations etc. One day I saw a gruesome injury and quit the game, but before that, I got some perspective on how different NFL players are. We had a college running back come visit us in training camp. As good as I was, he blew me out of the water. We raced, and he was gone like a horse. We weren’t even the same species. For years after I quit I waited to be able to see this guy drafted in the NFL. It never happened. I looked him up and learned he had washed out of football while still in college. He couldn’t even hack college.
The guy who make it to the NFL are even better than him. Then there are guys in the NFL who are way better than them, too, and those guys that made it wash out of the league.
The NFL is insanely competitive. You can be the best athlete in your whole state your entire life, and get to the NFL and not be able to hack it.

>>150433457
Too much cap space for a safety

>>150433319
He gon flip the fuck out fr no cap.

Maybe write a other 20+ page blog

>>150433420
How tall are you, Lars?

>>150433457
Based. I'm not a fan of everything DeCosta has done since taking over as GM but at least he has done a nice job of retaining talent. Ozzie let too many guys walk in the mid 2010s and it kept fucking us over

>>150433430
I appreciate your honesty.

>>150433469
Based dream crusher.

>>150433288
It feels like it's the Ravens' or Bills' turn. If it's a narrative year it'll be one of them over the Lions. If the league lets things play out without rigging it'll probably be the Chiefs and Eagles again though.

With a Final Word on Temujin!

This brief essay sufficiently demonstrates the pathetic reality of the Detoilet refball spammer; not only that, but the fact that he is almost certainly the Kiwi.

>THE TRUE IDENTITY OF THE KIWI REVEALED.
Flag-hopper? Expat? Detoilet in disguise? Read all about it here.

>TEMUJIN: FREN OR FUCKFACE?
The matter is settled. Read all about it.

5000 words. The final word.

https://mega.nz/file/asIwFbxA#LIfWIwV5OUdX_1fqEvzT8dhJJp8GcJBnx3WqYhIpfN4

My Niners just signed MVS, stay fucking jelly

J U S T
U
S
T

I WON'T give up

>>150433590
>The matter is settled.
>The final word.
You promise to shut the fuck up?

>>150433600
No, not at all sorry. I didn’t write all this to let you off the hook anytime soon.

I'm not reading all of that

>>150433597
>Ayo mang wha kinda cut chu wan

>>150433590
Kek

Mindbroken

>>150433590
By the way, if you want to see how the Detoilet and Kiwi are the same person, as in pic, skip to section THE INTERSECTION OF THE KIWI AND DETOILET. But it *is* best to see the whole overview.

>>150433590
Bruh

>>150433590
What in the goddamn autism?

>>150433632
Rashee Rice is getting suspended 6 games to start the season. How does that make you feel?

>>150433686
I don't understand. Rashee isn't suspended yet.

>>150433692
Its been confirmed

>>150433686
Not worried, went 15-1 last season without him. Our receiving corps is deep this year as well.

Its pretty obvious now that the league isnt rigging for the Chiefs. Its actually quite the opposite

>>150433702
Is this a counter shitpost?

>>150432238
People in the general glaze the fuck out of statt paddford because they see themselves in him seeing as he is a literal unironic no meme cuckold and his wife is one step away from signing up as a blacked model he's somewhat of an inspiration for the lil timmys here.

>>150433394
Why aren't you a pro hockey player?

>>150433590
I’m gonna read it

Ninerbros....we got our guy

>>150433590
People like you should be banned from every single website on the internet except for reddit.

>>150433751
>literal unironic no meme cuckold
Sauce

>>150433751
>statt paddford
he got Megatron into the HoF with garbage time stats

>>150433784
See you February 8th at Levi’s Stadium, little sister

>>150433207
looks like it's confirmed now

>>150433798
Very sweaty reply

>>150433821
he got Megatron into the HoF with jump balls and hospital throws, the Stafford combo

>>150433836
Why are they playing huezil?

>>150433821
Megatron carried statt paddfords entire lions career, if it wasnt for him stafford would of been out of the nfl before his 5th year.

>>150433784
49ers must be desperate at WR if they signed someone Seattle didn't want

>>150433836
Its a fact bro. The league wanted 8 games, the chiefs negotiated and accepted 6 games

Cannot be appealed

>>150433590
Genuine unironic mental illness. 8/10

>>150433869
League needs to chill, 8 games is absurd. We truly are the new Pats

>>150433812
Stafford's wife talked on some podcast about sleeping with his backup QB friend to make him jealous or something after they broke up. I can't remember the entire thing but you can find it fairly easily

>>150433836
Chiefs starting 3-3 kek plonked

Texansbros, what's the outlook for chubb at RB for you guys? I'm so pissed my brownies have a RB problem and let such a beloved all-time great like him walk for next to nothing

>>150433873
I promise it’s not. I could have laid out the points even more convincingly than I did, but I had to refrain from making it a book because I do want people to actually read it. It suffices to give the gist convincingly enough though

>>150433836
>misses the hardest part of the Queefs schedule
I'm sure the refs will be there to bail them out if they need it

>>150432420
Scott Hansen said nothing is going to change this season. Changes might happen down the line

>>150433859
It was division of labor, Stafford got laid out throwing, he made sure the receiver got laid out catching

>>150433908
Are you indian or just mentally slow? Your speech patterns are very ESL-esque.

>>150433836
>YFW the Chiefs go 0-6 to start

>>150433926
Yeah I’m sure keep crying. It’s not going anywhere.

>>150433836
Id be okay with going 1-5 as long as we beat the Lions

>>150433908
Lol it's not mental illness because the prose is poor, it's mental illness that you wrote it to begin with

>>150433938
That’s nice, nobody mentioned prose. As I’ve told you in the past, I always know when it’s you, because you’re literally retarded and hallucinate like a chat bot.

>>150433885
Oh no the chiefs will finish with 5 or 6 losses on the season and make the playoffs.. the horror

>>150433784
>75% of the WR corps are other team's castoffs

>>150433935
>Yes saar keep of the crying saar, it not be doing of going the anywhere saar.
What's the weather like in bangladesh today lil buddy.

>>150433590
>>150433908
I sent it to Pat Mahomes for you :)

>>150433947
Dude you wrote an essay for 25-30 retards on the most retarded site on the Internet. You ARE in fact, mentally ill, and retarded.

>>150433971
Unlike you I’m not retarded so minor mental exertion isn’t an unthinkable strain and even at times enjoyable. It took me literally a few hours, and then I went to bed. Your main issue with it is the fact that it’s about you, though.

>>150433931
if that happens would kelce and taytay call off the marriage out of embarrassment?

>>150433967
>Spamming mutt homes with schizo posts by schizos on the defacto schizo website at 5 am
Grim. Get your life together anon.

Post YFW a kansas shitty chiefs facility gets shot up AGAIN

>>150433947
>I always know when it’s you

Nah the other day you said I was him.

>>150433836
looks like the statmutt got his week 2 pre-cope

>>150433991
They stayed together through the owl, didn't they?

>>150434001
Unlike you I’m not retarded so minor mental exertion isn’t an unthinkable strain and even at times enjoyable. It took me literally a few hours, and then I went to bed. Your main issue with it is the fact that it’s about you, though.

>>150433985
>Took a few HOURS to write an essay for 25-30 mentally ill retards on the most mentally ill retarded website on the Internet
Ok, so you're the king of mentally ill retards. Congratulations

>>150433836
Looks like the Lions have a week 6 super bowl this season

Their schedule after the bye is ridiculously easy. Could be a very meme season.

>>150433991
He retires midseason to become a full time podcaster.

>>150433957
Aiyuk is still recovering from his injury iirc and Robinson is suspended. I think their number 3 guy is injured too

>>150434030
the chiefs are not sweeping their division lmfao

>>150434025
Guess so! I’ll still be posting it for people to read and judge for themselves, I’m afraid.
>N-no one is going to read it!
Many already have.
Keep crying.

>>150434035
lmao who was the player who retired at half time one game?

>>150434030
>Chiefs losing to the Giants

subtle b8 almost got me

>>150433985
>It took me literally a few hours
>a few hours

>>150434030
The Chiefs are losing at home on Christmas to the Broncos. It's a payback game for the Broncos-Chiefs 2016 Christmas game.

>>150433936
>we
you're not on the roster, bum.

>>150433936
>>150434028
The duality of man

>>150434049
giants are gonna have one of the best defenses this year and chiefs crumble when facing good defense

Is Joey Moloch this generation's Statthew Padford?

>>150434061
Shan’t.

>>150434061
not with blo dix at the helm. They need a real qb like Ehlinger to pull off an eternal bootyblasting

>>150434045
Bud, I'm a browns fan who posts here a couple times a week. You're a mentally ill retard who thinks anyone who throws any sort of criticism at you is the same person and takes hours out of their day to write an essay to project their mentally ill retard insecurities onto others. But yeah, I'll "keep crying" while I live a nice quiet comfy life in middle of nowhere ohio and you eternally seethe.

>>150434067
he is. uae is the chiefs’ barracks bunny

>>150434082
Sorry, bro, the script is in and I'm allowed to leak only 1 outcome.

>>150434095
Absolutely did not read, but I can promise my book isn’t going anywhere.

>>150434105
I accept your concession.

>>150434047
There was the coom incident but I think you mean the other guy who just tapped out quietly in the locker room instead of having a full blown meltdown on the field. I remember it happening but can't think of who it actually was now

>>150434105
lel

>>150434047
Vontae Davis, died last year

Bruh imagine being that obsessed with a retarded shitposter that you write your entire masters thesis about him.

>>150433246
>So they answer is to play into your opponents' strengths and your own weaknesses?
Yes, retard. The right answer when you're down is to pass.

>>150434123
I think it was the Bengals or 9ers . A LB? can't remember exactly either

>>150434047
Stop posting Chiefs queen tits. Not for you. Those mommy milkers are for Chiefs kings only. Unless you are a Chiefs king. Then proceed.

>>150434045
>Many already have

>>150434105
>my book

>>150434154
They're saline. Her DFC was better desu senpai.

Micah Parsons to the Packers for a conditional 3rd that can rise to a 1st and two fifth round picks.

Tyson Bagent owns the Chiefs

>>150434156
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150422485/#q150429343

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150422485/#q150429427

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150422485/#q150429710

Yep!

Micah Parsons WILL be a Commander

Speculation is fucking retarded. Just watch the dang slop and give Vegas your mortgage payments

>>150434186
Too young

>>150434190
No, I give Wall Street my money.

>>150434194
But enough about the statmutt's preference in girls

>>150434168
Usually I would agree but not in this case, she had the money and discernment to do her fake tits really well and her chest was just not attractive to me before. She’s definitely leveled up with the new tits, face work and putting some meat on her bones

Remember “This win has an asterisk to it because the Chiefs were without Travis Kelce”
How often do announcers claim wins have asterisks because the other team was missing a player?

>>150434172
Jerry's going to pay him. They're just milking it for the publicity. This is the Dak saga all over again

>>150434205
>and putting some meat on her bones
Now that I agree with.

you guys realize when a woman gets “fake tits” she still feels everything right… they’re still hers. it’s not like wearing armor

>>150434234
Shut up, Taylor.

*kneels respectfully towards u*

>>150434234
Fake tits will never compare to the real thing

This is your life. Arguing and seething on an anonymous mongolese clam scraping forum. Find some real purpose, anons.

>>150434252
>respectfully
Nothing this coon ever did was respectful.

>>150434264
Is that your sister, Rajesh?

>post deleted
Statmutt down! Finally, we can get back to talking about football

IT'S GONNA BE OUR YEAR PHINBROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>150433967
Lol

>>150434278
I can't wait for Spain

>>150434292
Why is that Dolphin wearing a Commanders hat

>>150434270
Shut the fuck up. Kaep is an American hero who resisted slavery and cost himself millions to stand up for his beliefs. You are Jewish.

>>150434309
Commanders fans keep trying to join the Ravens/Wions/Broncos/Bucs/Dolphins broship

>>150434331
Don’t reply to me Detoilet

>>150434313
>who resisted slavery and cost himself millions to stand up for his beliefs
das bad thoughbiet

>>150434131
pfft
Didnt even know he died lmao

>>150434270
Still can't believe he fucking dropped it. Imagine living 110 years just for some dude that looks like he works at a gas station to drop you on your fucking head trying to get a pic for social media.

>>150433862
>>150433957
Our WR room is probably the worst in the league

Everyone I don’t like is the detoilet

Detroit's gonna suck again without their OC
Back to 5-12 meme years lolol

I believe the schizo screed. Reading it now

>>150434394
he makes legitimate points but I can’t read it without laughing at how absurd it is to care that much

>Gabe Murphy cleared waivers
Kwesi cooked yet again

>>150434385
I mindbroke the Mahomes Schizo

KEK

Everyone is reviewing my essay positively and saying it’s necessary reading. If you want the definitive answer on who this guy is that’s on /nfl/ literally all day, this is it. Not joking!

>patriots couldn't get a trade done
>so they released him
>and now the vikings will get him for free
Lol
Lmao

Statmutt does this shit in every thread, but I get a vacation for "bring back the fuckin r*dskins"

>>150434453
Not the stat guy. And it’s relevant because it’s about the Lions fanbase, of which this guy is a perfect representative.

>>150434450
Didn’t ask

>>150434464
>he thinks anyone is buying it

>>150434492
You can’t use my own webm against me, I fear.

>>150434492
Wacky Cheifs game webms time?

Is Sam Ehlinger retarded?

>>150434450
Vikings probably wanted the Pats to take on a decent portion of his salary to facilitate the deal. That's generally why trades like this fall through

>>150434514
anything to avoid the new york jets and cleveland

You know what you guys? I hate niggers and jews and trannies and faggots and chinks and muslims and (((you))), too.

>>150434514
Dude just wants to chill.

>>150434514
That's honestly fucking based good for him. Practice squad QBs still make 400k a year iirc

>>150434450
Vikings already got Theilan so idk

>>150434508
Typical Chiefs playoff game against an AFCS team before Mahomes. I remember being absolutely certain before the game against the Andrew Luck Colts that it was over for us. But the curse was broken

>>150434530
And how much would he make on a roster? 10x that? Be real

>>150434514
>get paid
>don't have to get tackled behind a shitty team
>can still do a podcast after like all the other monkeys

>>150434464
>>150434453
>Statmutt? Who's Statmutt?

>>150434234
Fake tits are so ugly. They should be illegal.

>>150434234
you will never be a human

>>150434514
No it’s completely understandable. For one thing, he believes in himself and the QB starting position has not been decisively won (despite the Detoilet’s Nix spam). If he feels like he wants to be a Bronco and thinks he still has a chance, there’s no reason to take a job as the third string on the Chiefs or something.

>>150434554
I'm sorry, but did the Statmutt already lose? Oh, that's right. The thread isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only 100 posts. Does not having the lead at 100 posts count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the thread is still on? The Statmutt is still posting right now and they have been the best poster in the /nfl/ general for how many years now? They're posting one of the best QBs in the NFL who just happens to have 3 rings by 29 because they're feeding off the energy of posting in a regular ass general. But you know what? Brady still fucking sucks by comparison in his 20s. The Statmutt is one of the best fucking posters in the /nfl/ general, they went undefeated in every debate last year and Mahomes would of won the Super Bowl if the LT didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Statmutt wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Webm spammer just posted the same Webm again when they needed to get a new one, just like all you other losers di. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Mahomes topics because you're a fucking hater who doesn't like him because he's the fucking GOAT at age 29. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your posts now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make posts like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>>150434517
Tommy Chowdah

>>150434278
Fake phin follower detected. No one still suffering with the phins would think anything positive after the team finally had to admit Jason Sanders is actually hurt and will be out at least the first month.
Phins are FUCKED more than usual. When tua suicides himself week one there is no hope. Defense needed at least a couple field goals a game to hold things together.

>>150434532
He'd be WR4 and a great special teamer. Would help if anyone gets injured

>>150434579
>Seething queef

>>150434579
>It's been 11 years since Aaron Rodgers proclaimed he “really, really like[s] winning” when asked if he was a loser — but the New York Jets quarterback is still frustrated about the question in the first place.

>“I think I was upset with the framing [of the rumor] because it was meant to shame the idea of being a loser, and I have so many friends that are losers in the community,” Rodgers, 40, recently told author Ian O’Connor for his new biography, Out of the Darkness: The Mystery of Aaron Rodgers.

>“I’m like, say anything you want about me, but do you understand these people are using this to shame the idea of being a loser?” the former Green Bay Packers legend elaborated. “That’s just disrespectful to all my friends who are in the community who don’t believe that it’s a choice. They were making it seem like you’re shaming people for being losers, when a lot of them, if you ask them, they didn’t ask for this life. ‘This is who I am.’”

>Rodgers explained that he “want[ed] to go after … the people [with loserphobic views] … not in relation to me, because I could give a s*** what they thought about me, but that they’re using this to shame, like it’s a bad thing to be a loser. Like it’s a negative.”

I really really like women

>>150434638
Not me, I like cock and Jared Goff

Panthers are signing Anus Smith kek

>>150434644
well if they didn't have a good punt returner previously they have a servicable one now

>>150434643
I know Kiwi.

>>150434172
That would be an insane steal for the Packers. It’s not going to happen. Great pass rushers in their primes do not move teams in the modern NFL without massive war chests of compensation. It will take a minimum of two 1sts, a mid round pick, and a bunch of lower pick exchange shenanigans. The Packers would also then after giving all that up have to make him the best paid non-qb in the league

>Eagles signing Willie Lampkin
Stout is going to make this midget elite in 2 years

youtube tv bros what happens if you lose fox

>>150434667
Panthers don't really need a punt returner, he's not not going to see much work. Plenty of chances on kick returns though.

i'm scared for my bearsies. our LT is shaky and our CBs and RBs are banged up and our pass rush seemingly sucks.

Unironically you guys, losing Carson Steele is the biggest roster blow to me as a fan since losing Jamaal.
I really believed in him

>paying for the nfl
>paying youtube for the nfl
nah no one in these threads would be that stupid.

>>150434685
You guys sound superbowl ready then.

>>150434508
So it seems, so it seems

>>150434688
I heard they handed him his severance check and he dropped it on the way out the door.

>he can't figure out how to watch virtually any sports game for free in the year 2010+15
Sad!

>>150434450
I’m unaware of his waiver situation, but if he is on waiver then he won’t make it to the Vikings.

I pay Roger Goodell directly because I respect how much he's done to end racism

>>150434168
>visible pasties
SEXOOOOOOOOOO

>>150434711
It’s ok for a rookie to have a couple mishaps. I just don’t understand how we keep someone like Gayy Moore for 10 years but we can’t give Carson Steele more than a year. His potential was real. I’m upset and depressed

>>150434701
If the CB room gets healthy and Sweat plays to his potential, Dennis Allen can make this into a top 10 unit. I hated the Dayo signing though $16m/year for the definition of JAG.

>>150434726
>It’s ok for a rookie to have a couple mishaps.
Obviously not in this case if they axed him

Caleb

Caleb

Caleb

>>150434747
Jared Goff screaming Caleb over and over as he's getting his little pink butthole stretched

he's cummin for you

>>150434715
He's a vested veteran, they don't go to waivers

>>150434309
That's a porpoise m8

>>150434770
YEOWCH!!! MY HECKIN LEGERINO!!!!!!

>>150434788
He did not say that.

>>150434716
Stunning and brave

>>150434788
Do not reply to me.

>Safety Beau Brade to the Giants
>Played 70% of snaps for the Ravens last year

Next

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>>150434830

>>150434710
The presence of mind hit the brakes and pivot back to catch that still impresses me.

>>150434770
oof I bet that locker room conversation later was rough.

>>150433457
well that was easy, he's like a taller budget Micah