Thread 150424944

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>>150418786

>/f1/ Essentials:
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Passcode: 12481641

>Haas F1 Team F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
204

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
215 (214 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 284 (+18)
NOR: 275 (+25)
VER: 187 (+2)
RUS: 172 (+15)
LEC: 151 (+12)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 559 (+43)
Ferrari: 260 (+12)
Mercedes: 236 (+16)
Red Bull RBPT: 194 (+2)
Williams Mercedes: 70 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
HAM: 810.43 (+77.72)
NOR: 791.90 (+39.38)
TSU: 784.39 (+75.13)

>News
Perez and the entity known as Bottas are to be next year's Caddy drivers
They wanted Kimi when he was seventeen, will still be fun at twenty-one? He's nineteen since yesterday
Chip Ganassi calls Palou and Red Bull F1 rumors clickbait

PURO

Kimiliška

>>150424985
ai image

>>150424991
good impression of a complete retard there jamaicafren

>>150425045
>brurtin mandle

Max's hat has some boobs as design ? what ?

>>150425101
calm down
have a cute pic of his nephews

>>150425101
...Which one is the gf?

>>150424944 (OP)
>They wanted Kimi when he was seventeen
Who's "they"?

>>150425204
you already know you filthy fuck

>>150425211
Do I?

remember to drink water lads
this is not a drill

>>150425234
>this is not a drill
Yeah, that's a water bottle, jejeje

>>150425267
jejeje

>>150425267
>>150425280
y'all fucks need to stop taking my posts literally or I'll ask Max to stop racing just to piss you off

>>150425028
why are you being so mean to me today?
is it be mean to jamaica day in dutchland?

Just got off the phone with Checo. He says fuck you gringo.

>>150425316
I'll reenact the Battle of the Downs (an actual battle I'm not memeing) all over again

edd

Many say Jos acted inapropiate towards Max during his early career, and i agree, but i think he's not a bad parent.

Max is doing exactly what he needs to do, using his talent to win championships but also not forgeting about his family and be like Hamilton or Alonso, in their 40s and "alone"

He has a (soon to be wife) partner, 1 biological kid (and Penelope as step-daughter), great family members and friends, tons of money because hes just that great. How much more do you need ? And I think part of this success is thanks to Jos, guiding him.

>>150425367
>how much more do you need
he needs /sp/ he just doesn't know it yet

>>150425429
I meant to say /f1/ but typed /sp/

Only Bottas and Perez have the experience to consistently deliver P21 and P22
A younger driver couldn't do it

>>150425489
only Max is autistically consistent

How do you say "Fuck you bitch" in your language? Specifically to a woman. I'm going to text it to someone I know.

>>150425517
Kontol

>>150425517
You have the phone number of a woman involved in F1?

>>150425517
calm down, youre mom loves you. i think maybe

>>150425517
chinga tu madre perra

>>150425191
The loli, of course

>>150425045
alonso got shit on by ocon, bro

>>150425579
did we send this to Kvyat yet?

>>150425517
>How do you say "Fuck you bitch" in your language?
Depends on what you want to say, how literal you want to be and in which context.

>"Fuck, you bitch", figuratively, in a colloquial context:
"Scheiße, du Schlampe."
>"Fuck, you bitch", figuratively, in a formal context:
"Scheiße, Sie Schlampe."
>"Fuck, you bitch", literally, in a formal context:
"Haben Sie Geschlechtsverkehr, Sie Hündin."

>"Fuck you, bitch", figuratively, in a colloquial context:
"Fick dich, Schlampe."
>"Fuck you, bitch", figuratively, in a formal context:
"Schlafen Sie mit sich selbst, Schlampe."
>"Fuck you, bitch", literally, in a formal context:
"Schlafen sie mit sich selbst, Sie Hündin."

colachads... it's over...

>>150425672
Danke. Now I've got this Schlampe covered for a while.

>>150425701
give us the screencap of you texting Kaltenborn

>>150425339
no
it also wasn't mean, so there

>>150425685
I quit consuming cola. Reminder to drink lots of water frens

logan hunter

>>150425831
brb gonna kill myself

>>150425827
>hogan lunter

>>150425719
So far so good

>>150425843
It's never too late to get yourself a qt hebe, anon!

>>150425757
ok I forgive you

>>150425859
I reckon you're in

>>150425870
Gotta love South America

>>150425884
why is ollie bearman so close to my face here

Quick give me something to say bros

>>150425915
just say anything what's wrong with you faggot

>>150425915
whoever that is now knows your are an incel

>>150425870
>Ilse Andrea Martinez Oximea
Who the fuck names their daughter "Ilse" in this day and age (including 20 years ago)?
Also, Oximea?

alright Miggbros the night is almost over. everything will be better in the morning, we still have 2027.

>>150425915
Gimi

there's only 4 months left for 2026

It isn’t working help

>>150425981
>time is ago

>>150425915
Tell her that you're not supposed to say "crazy" anymore. Suggest "Sexual intercourse is neurodivergent" as a more agreeable alternative.

Can we draw more dragons in this thread? I’ll start. Give me a second I am retarded

>>150425915
>send this gif
>then follow it with, "if you insist alright"
>...
>profit

>>150426009
Make it F1 related though. Like give it a halo or make it slurp semen

>>150426009
Hold up they about to launch a rocket

She likes cars. Give me a pic of a cool car to send her.

>>150426023
based totally forgot
inb4 gets masi'd

This is better than anything in that last thread

>>150426040
is that a chocobo shooting a hadouken

>>150426040
It's not even red, and no green in the background either.

>>150426023
thanks for the reminder now I can fag up >>>/sci/sfg/

>>150426046
>shooting a hadouken
It's clearly smoking a cigar, anon.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck

>>150426048
Idk what you’re talking about

>>150426076
It comes in pink as well
This should save you

>>150426076
Come clean. Tell her that you're asking AI how to talk to a girl because you're nervous and don't want to say the wrong thing.

>>150426077
Now you've turned the whole background green, stupid. The top half is supposed to be white.

>>150426026
Here king only the best panty wetters

>>150426100
I wanted to try to smudge the word white at the top like that guy did in the last thread

AND ITS LIGHTS OUT

>>150426116
Didn't work.

>>150426130
Its beautiful. What are you going to call your work? Might want to sign it for posterity.

Okay what next

go away weirdo

>>150426165
idk I've never gotten that far

>>150426165
What is your master plan?

>>150426165
Send her my dragon in the redbull

I'm just going to tell her the truth

>>150426208
Bro you’re gonna yourself and the rest of us arrested. Just send her the dragon

That didn’t go as planned

>>150426230
r u sure you want to burn bridges like Ricciardo did with Red Bull?

>>150426230
Send the dragon, tell her what a magnificent piece of beauty it is and only her beauty could surpass that beauty of the dragon

>>150425101
Is Kvyat completely out of the picture at this point?

>>150426230
tell her yes, you're high on bootysweat. and then ask hows s(he) is going and if they liked squid games season 3

>>150425672

Hands down the most German answer you can get.

>>150426252
No, Kvyat is the little girl on the right in that picture.

I think I did it

>>150426275
Poor choice of words. To her you used her. She’s gonna ghost you and go fuck another dude out of spite. She’s going to do that literally right now

>>150426284
You think?

>>150426289
You send her that German nonsense and not my fucking dragon? Wtf bro
This is formula one related and is on topic

Ok I’m done now, thanks for humoring me

>>150426275
Chad move ngl

>>150426327
Well, do you, anon?
Do you love yourself?

he didn't send her my car :(

>>150426304
>>150426340
He should just send her this whole thread.

>>150426337
You raise a good point

>>150426105
>my younger brother just bought himself a project car (his first car)
>then a coworker tells him he could have gotten him a running fox body for less money

why are all of you indulging the american chatting with a bot

>>150426397
I'm rooting for the bot
ON THIS PARTICULAR OCCASION

>>150421299
>>2 (two) number 2 drivers
>what were they thinking
One of them has to be the number 2, but neither of them can physically be the number 2.
They're going for an infinite energy loop like the gatorrada.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8yW5cyXXRc

>>150426445
can physically not be*

*parkour's into the thread*

>>150426484
no
fuck off

*crashes into the thread*

>>150426573
hope perez and b*ttas crash every single race into each other next year

>>150426583
Well, that's certainly a way to solve the "who'll be number 2" dilemma

>>150426583
Nooo, don't say that. Think of the kids that adore them!

gimi

>>150426598
"Kids" don't even remember them, anon.

Friendly reminder that Schumi did nothing wrong

Schumi bloodline as F1 driver is now ends here

my ramen was stale

>>150426940
There are no ramen stall in Jamaica

Bott-ass kinda bad with the mustache and the bleached hair ngl

>>150427055
I think he's going to be bad regardless of how his hair looks

>ynr the positive drug test around Monaco GP from a "racing driver"
Anyone still have the report? Also how come nothing came of it?

>>150427186
>ynr Franck Montagny testing positive for cocaine in the first season of Formula E

Cadillac the most embarrassing cringe boomer driver line-up possible

>>150427214
My googling jorney did have that yes, but the Monaco thing doesnt come up at all. That's why im asking here. There was a leaked police report going around.

>>150427083
Hehe

But correct

>>150427055
queer

>>150427238
Should have been a based boomer line up like Magnussen and Button

>>150427390
Jan Magnussen is a bit too old, even by boomer F1 standards m8

updates!!!
dog bless

>>150426364
>running fox body for less money
Yeah he fucked up because fox bodies are jumping up in price and even SVOs are sought after now which sucks. Younger people actually think they look cool now.

>>150427356
Not homo. Just an appreciator of beauty when I see it

>>150427238
Damnit I wanted to call you a penis colonist but your not that your just one of those retards that yells hawk tuah and sticks their tongues out like retards

>>150427510
fair

>>150427409
>look him up to see how he's doing nowadays
>he looks younger than his son

>>150427238
the sport needs more older experienced drivers instead of nepo-twink pay drivers. F1 looks like a kid's choice awards right now.

>>150427695
>more older experienced drivers
Right. Bring back Jackie Stewart.

Perez is a cool guy but Bottas is a try hard redditor

>>150427567
>tfw you will never run the 24H of Le Mans with your pops

>>150427567
>when ugly men grow a beard and get 600 euro salon appointments

>>150427882
Fuck both of them. Who the fuck watched any Poorez RB/Bottas Merc era and thinks 'yeah, I want both of these for my brand new team'?
Bottas/Perez feels like the sort of pick ChatGPT would tell you to go for if you asked it to pick two available drivers.

>>150428127
calm down

>>150428127
To be fair, they both were #2 drivers.
Well, Bottas was more like a #3 or #4, to the point where they team actively rooted against him.
Either way, even though they both haven't exactly given a convincing performance so far, there may be some potential. I mean, they can't be worse than the Norris/Piastri combo, can they?

>>150428127
>Who the fuck watched any Poorez RB/Bottas Merc era and thinks 'yeah, I want both of these for my brand new team'?
People who looked at the teams they were driving for and though "Yeah, I want some of that experience and inside secrets for my brand-new team".

>>150428127
Latinx love their drivers so Perez is going to bring in a lot of money as the only Mexican on the grid. Bottas has no upsides, I don't understand it at all.
Feels like we missed out on a real opportunity to have an American F1 team and all we got in it's place was another globohomo cuckstomer team.

Perez and a young yank driver would have been kino and a team worth rooting for. This is just Haas 2.0 but even worse since there's no christmas cake

>>150428221
>experience and inside secrets
The only "inside secrets" Bottas can provide are about Sir Lewis' anus.

>reading amx's wikipage out of boredom
>come across the AD21 section
>
Fucking lol

>>150428127
calm the fuck down, mein kamf, whats next, checo too brown for you? im sick of fucking krauts and bongs. they shoulda killed off each other when they had the chance. lord why did we step in

>>150428509
are you sure we can trust this sergio perez character? Is that even his real last name?

>>150428127
>the current state of Migbois right now

ded to mclel

>>150428127
Calm down, Mehmet.

>>150428547
love absolute nutjobs me

>>150428127
Hi Mick.

>>150425101
>He doesn't bask in the divine feminine at any given opportunity
Seriously bro?

Lads can you help me with something I'm looking for a yank driver, not sure if he's NASCAR or Indy car or a feeder series but he's a young lad and has the most American name ever, I'm afraid I don't have much more to go on than that but it's the sort of name an anime would give a hyper-american character

Any ideas?

>>150429925
Will Power? Sting Ray Robb? Scott Speed?

Good idea signing 2 drivers who didn't manage to win the WDC despite having a car which won the WCC, and who haven't driven at all in 2-3 years, what could possibly go wrong.

MORE CARS
Who doesn't want to see 39 drivers on the grid? This Mick Schu, Retardo, Mazespin, Goatifi, and others can come back.

https://www.racefans.net/2024/01/31/f1s-largest-entry-announced-35-years-ago-today-had-twice-as-many-drivers-as-now/

>>150429989
just take all the eligible drivers from f2 and shove them into f1

>>150430003
give me eddie or gib me ded

>>150428127
I agree.
Hulk at Audi is different tho :-)

>>150430003
Give me the three of 'em

>>150430003
>>150430217
>over an hour between posts
/f1/ has fallen

F1 Academy drivers:
>"Well I always beat all the boys when I'm racing, take that losers!"
And then get stuck in F4 at 23

>>150430003
>Hattie isn't my GF

>>150430003
Imagine the roleplay "getting fired by HR for racism on LinkedIn" with Mae

>>150430394
>Getting sexually harrased by HR for being racist
You learn about a new fetish every day here .

*clears throat*

gimi

*Farts loudly*

lewis

*cums buckets*

naomi

*belches*

rio

>Starting in 2026, the pilots are required to have a signature celebration they showcase during their podium ceremony entrances
new rule just dropped

what is chuck's celebration animation?

>>150430589
>2026 podium celebration
We will never know

>>150430589
shoey with bleach

>Yuki Tsunoda joins forces with Gordon Ramsay in the most Yuki Tsunoda partnership possible
Yuki is already focusing on opening his restaurant since he's soon permanently out of a seat. Sad, but I wish him the best.

>>150430869
>THAT STEAK IS SO FUCKING BURNT IT LEFT A SHADOW LIKE YOUR GRANDPARENTS IN NAGASAKI, YOU SLIT-EYED DONKEY

>>150430912
>TWENTY MINUTES TO PREPARE A SUSHI PLATE
>ITS NOT JUST ON TRACK THAT YOU CANT KEEP UP

purple car sexo

J.B.

Can't handle the smug Perez answers about shitting the bed at Red Bull
>Lawson + Yuki aren't doing any better :DDD
Fucking SHITTER

>>150431144
The car was a problem but it has never been a "fuck it into the barrier in Q1" sized problem. People will soon be reminded that poorez is complete and utter shit, let them live in delusion for a while.

>>150431144
He's built different.

>>150431183
Perez has more starts than both of them combined, twice over. How is it an acceptable scapegoat? He's fucking shameless.

>>150431210
>>150431144
Perez is the only human being to have any success in the deadbull and I think thats a good defence

Excited for Zaandvoort

>>150431221
>Perez is the only human being to have any success in the deadbull
He's also the one who had the most experience, so you would think so yes. Despite this fact he was still regularly shitting the bed in ways that aren't excusable. The Red Bull is very clearly the trickiest car to drive, which is why it's not working out for anyone else much less those who have less experience driving an unpredictable car.

>>150431299
He Just Needs More Time©®™ isnt a good excuse when Yuki isnt showing any improvement

>>150431144
I can finally use my checo folder unironically again

Is Cadillac woke or not?

I do not care for gimi or fake gimi

>>150431321
Yuki was less than two tenths off Verstappen in the last qualifying session.

Remind me, how great Sainz is doing in his new team?

The Mexican King of the Midfield will have his revenge. The anglo cope and seethe will be glorious.

>>150431321
The car is worse now than it has ever been since Checo's time in it, evidenced by how much Max is struggling this year. It's not comparable. Yuki had one major moment in Imola but at least he's not putting it into the wall every weekend. Checo in the RB19, considered one of the most dominant cars of all time, was giving us complete stinkers.

'ate F1

>>150431554
>>150431383

Burritos for lunch

>>150431580
NOO ANON
ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BAKED BEANS

>>150431650
AYO

Sonny Hayes

>>150431762
Okay they cooked with this scene

>>150431783
No, those are uncooked sandwiches, jeje

Making steakbites today

why does it bite

>>150431866
must be the garlic

>>150431871
let's add that to the bulbs of wisdom

>>150431871
to beat the garlic

>>150425516
Mexico?

alain prost

alain lost

>>150432003
umm no he was actually better than senna!!!

>>150431183
Perez is one of the biggest certified shitters of all time.
GM is going to regret hiring this absolute paydriver crash merchant.

i saw driver61's vid on the vcarb simrig and the simguy said they basically let the computer decide what the fastest possible setup is based on the FP1 data, then feed it to the trackside team which then uses it for their setups. they said sometimes the computerized fastest setup is something the drivers can't really drive and it made me think of red bull who probably use a similar system.

except the rb car can generate a setup that is way beyond the driver's ability to manage it and they don't tone it down since max can just barely drive it and he's learned to drive those kind of weird computer generated setups since he already has a strong sim background.

Alain Cheers
Alain Salute
Alain Skål
Alain Na zdrowie

>>150432015
i look like this and say like this

>>150432018
using computers for the majority of tasks in car development and racing has been a catastrophe for F1

>Valterri "No points in 2024" Bottas getting an F1 seat

What's the point other than memes?

we are so back boys

>>150432104
They are using him for car development

>>150432104
>here's your car bro, go get those points!

>>150432104
I hate Valterri Bottler as much as the next guy but I checked his stats and 20 poles and 10 wins is pretty good. He did drive the best car on the grid though but still. Retardo and Sharl would kill to have those numbers

>>150432222
ok :)

>>150432222
You know ... if that floor was solid, it might actually produce some decent downforce.

>>150432233
>Sharl would kill
He actually HAS killed.

>>150432269
>He actually HAS killed.
no.

Perez actually did great in the undrivable Red Bull. I'm glad to see him back and ready to dominate.

How you guys feeling about Williams winning the WCC next season?

>>150432279
Yes, he has. Remember that Hubbart guy in F2 that he sacrificed for his first win?

>>150432284
>undrivable
the car that got a mega shitter like him several wins/poles and second in the WDC?

i see you had some fun yesterday night... man being a wagie sucks

>>150432317
>i see you had some fun yesterday night
no(only my opinion matters)

>>150432254
thats so funny

>>150432326
Then two of us could have a fun tonight, if you know what I mean ;)

>>150432326
don't eat the cat jerk

>>150432326
>that kitty has no idea how drunk the driver is

bottas out
mazepin in

>>150431144
remember how proudy sainz was during first 5 races of 2025? perez is proudy because his seat was announced less than one day earlier
he made tens of millions with this contract, but he will be back to his shitter corner >>150431163 like bong anon pointed

>>150432233
>Sharl would kill to have those numbers
I mean, he has more poles and 2 less wins that he can reasonably reach

https://x.com/33eightyone/status/1959785399280378302
F1 drivers but with moustache

>>150431351
ummmm, i dont know if you are trying to convey that this general has a pro sainz bias and anti tusnoda bias, but in barehim tusnoda crashed into sainz twice, 2, two times, one and two, and this general voted sainz in the expousure, not tusnoda

Bro is not world champion yet and already acting very rudely

>>150424944 (OP)
look at that twink

Wow gays timed practice has started early!

https://www.youtube.com/live/NHVhI456WoQ?si=9aoEkJ5-Jtnm8BQX

>>150432576
Whh does Haas hire cute twinks as racing drivers

>>150432623
I need to get a girl that looks at me like Lando looks at Paul Goldschmidt

Seb!

>>150432585
everything is so fucking gay now
future historians will look back on this time period as a dark age nightmare

>horny OUT
>checo IN
Who's hungry?

2015 is a mega slurper after the kino of 2014

wtf happened?

>>150432784
Rosberg needed a year to recuperate

purple car

post jigsaw

Formula 1 should introduce jumps on the track to make it more interesting

https://www.youtube.com/live/NHVhI456WoQ?si=9aoEkJ5-Jtnm8BQX

>>150432353
cat BBQ then?

sopa de gatto

uma delicia!

>this is honestly better than half the trophies we get on the podiums
Lel. Real

the livery for the 2026 cadillac leaked

>>150433100
noice

>still the only italian ferrari wdc
grim

>>150433046

Very american

Free Practice 1 in: 1 days, 18 hours, 39 minutes, 43 seconds

swamp race next

>>150432662
He just tried the Hamilton maneuver. Too bad for him that he was in a legal chassis, not a tank.

>>150432662
legal when chinese mutt do this, illegal when Verstappen did it in baku

>McLaren will be known as McLaren MasterCard Formula 1 Team from 2026
https://twitter.com/ChrisMedlandF1/status/1960734090425995514

Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

>>150433440
>mastercard on the grid
>visa on the grid

inb4 contact is no longer allowed to be shown on tv

>>150433440
They better get a Lola Cars sponsorship as well

>>150433046
America gets Blacked
France gets Dorcel
England gets Fake Taxi
Italy gets ???

>>150433440
Shame. Always really liked that they had no title sponsor and were simply just 'McLaren'

>>150433581
Scuderia Siffredi?

>>150430003
Mae does look like Dafne Keen minus tits

>>150433789
What's wrong with her face?

>>150433814
half bri'ish innit

>>150433789
kinda, but looks like max's mom more

>>150433789
Is this real or AI
There’s no way her booba are that big

>>150433913
he didn't say that

>>150433922
maybe she was ovulating

>>150433943
He says it all the time, it's basically his catchphrase

>>150433458
>AM(e)X on the grid

>>150433789
ummmm, "la teoria del aro", the hoop theory is proven wrong with this one

Reminder

>>150434066
I remember when he said this
its a bit weird to say when asked about your tyres but maybe it was in code

IT'S UP
>IT'S UP
IT'S UP
>IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgfEOekYBeM

>>150434255
I hate this shit with a passion.

>>150434288
Looks like a bearded Ocon in the background

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MARKO-SAN NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I WILL GETTU Q3 IN NEXT RACU PREEEEEEAASE!

>>150434330
>looking at the background
Gay.

i've watched 3 races of 2015 and this is the first time i realize these 2 exist

>>150434427
>Will Stevens
Spoiler: He won't

>>150434439
i think you meant bianci
>or the team

>>150434427
>he doesn't remember Roberto "Hard-R" Mehri

sniiiiffffffffff

>>150434550
describe what you smell in three sentences or more

1-Schumacher
2-Jim Clark
3-Fangio
4-Lauda
5-Prost
6-Max
7-Senna
8-Jackie
9-Alonso
10-Ascari

11-Stevens

>>150434550
Sofia is such a modest christian girl.

maybe realistic or maybe not, we dont know

>>150434885
Why are the illustrations from two different pov?

>>150434951
instagram ai bot slop

what a trophy

>>150434066
>lotion
fucking cutfags

>>150434951
Depends on how close the crane was in Monaco

>>150434427
Didn't Mehri race in F2 recently

>>150435047
>PIASTRIP1
Isn't that what the UK is called in Literally Nineteen Eighty-Four

Francisa "Cisca" Norris

I'll tell you what
I'm PISSED OFF

What a soulless driver

>>150434496
my fondest memory of Marussia was Max Chilton holding the record of "most consistent driver" or whatever the "most number of consecutive races without a DNF" is called. amusingly, he retired from F1 after losing his streak.

>>150435416
they all are
including Max and Alonso

>>150435413
you know what they say
better pissed off than pissed on

>>150434550
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

Business idea: Vials of Leclerc semen
Charles will do the marketing so everyone thinks it's his, but Arthur will be pumping out the product

>>150435178
>recently
yeah about 7 years ago

>>150435438
depends

>>150424985
She abuses him

>>150435553
good

>>150435416
You are just jealous lol

I hate F1 drivers shilling on all their IG posts and pimping out their dogs

>>150435416
Is Vettel still the last F1 driver without social media?

In about six months from now pre-season testing for the 2026 season will be finished. You will have witnessed Bottas and Perez finish testing way ahead of both Verstappen and Hamilton, who both ended up in the lower midfield. Think about that.

>>150435677
Okay, still don't like Cadillac going with two old wash outs

>>150435667
I have bad news anon
https://www.instagram.com/sebastianvettel

>>150435703
So that's a no then. Did he get one when he retired?

>>150435695
You will regret saying that about Valtteri

>>150435776
I think he first used it to announce his retirement

>>150435802
Too bad. But who actually is the last F1 driver without social media?

As if he had any choice on that matter lmao, no other team but that future backfielder offered him a contract

>>150435823
Lily is the closest thing to an F1 driver without social media

>>150435786
I do not respect the exhibitionist aussie wannabe

>>150435955
>closest thing to an F1 driver
How close are her and Piastri actually.
>F1 driver without social media
There must be retirees without, no?
Or at least dead ones? How about Surtees? He seemed like a no-instagram guy.

>>150435997
>How close are her and Piastri actually.
I think she pegs him

narb a shit

>>150436031
no, she finds the idea of sex repulsive

>>150436079
thats so funny

botas winner'ing in the formulas's

>>150426573
jajajajajaja

>>150436078
She also doesnt consider pegging to be a sexual act

im gonna watch some shit tier tv show while eating 2nd dinner despite being full and its still gonna be better than Semenvoort will be

>>150436078
so she cages him?

narb not a shit

>>150436263
I don't get the appeal of penis cages.

>>150436356
Very convincingly said

>>150436356
Are you sure

>>150436356
They are only good for sissies who need to be caged up so they can only cum when you are fucking them in the ass. F1 related because Suzy has Toto caged up

>>150436356
cageanon is cured... inspirational

>>150436356
mache alles?

>>150432233
It's not 2018 anymore, though.

>>150436666
Checked, time was ago

bottas is the new retardo

And the Dutch Grand Prix KWAB trophy goes to.....?

>>150436356
ask your neighbour idk

>>150437076
lando, hopefully

>>150437146
Great environmental storytelling here.

>>150437081
>ask your neighbour
My next door neighbour is an old lady.

>>150437203
start dropping hints about her pegging you

>>150437223
Nah. I don't get the appeal of old ladies.

>>150435484
Found it. Knew I wasn't going crazy
https://www.racefans.net/2022/07/06/merhi-returns-to-formula-2-seven-years-after-last-formula-1-start/

Only a couple of races I believe

>>150437238
What do you get the appeal of?

>>150437268
Formula 1.
Well, Formula 1 ten years ago at least.

>>150437401
>HWL
Yeah seems fitting with >>150437081

>>150424944 (OP)
Gimi

>>150424944 (OP)
Lame

>>150437444
Ten years ago we still had competition because Rosberg hadn't retired (and thus Bottas wasn't stuck in Sir Lewis' rectum) yet. You could still conceivably root against Hamilton, and that's what I did. 2016 in particular was great.
You can't compare that to the third-rate-comedy Norris and Piastri are performing nowadays.

>>150437594
>can't help mentioning another man's rectum

What is the F1 equivalent of Manchester United losing 2-0 to EFL League Two (fourth division) club Grimsby Town FC?

>>150437639
>man
Debatable.

F1 races for this feel? >>150430130

>>150437814
abu dhabi 21. Hamilton caught with his pants down.

>Colton Herta to F2
So Indy is equal to F3 or formula regional?

>This video contains content from Formula One Management, who has blocked it on copyright grounds
>No, you can't watch a 30 years old race
fucking cunts

>>150438040
>Colton Herta to F2
His exposing would be abysmal. This is too silly for the silly season.

gimi got gaped

>>150438077
old races are available on F1TV™Pro™

>>150434550
fuzzy

Drivers for this feel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf_Lwe6p-Cg

pic related but with cigarette ads should be added to old, pre 2021 races, we're not some barbarians anymore.

>>150438040
below F2, but above everything else

when will the ip counter return?

>>150438872
They removed it because they don't want people to know the site is practically dead

>>150439066
Never. The IP couter was deemed racist.

>>150438872
when fourch4n becomes good again

sooooooo embarrasing, he replied to the wrong post

>>150439235
you think he's man enough to own up and fix his mistake?

>>150439235
>fixing your mistake
>on 4chan
Kek. Watch me double down.

>>150439295
i think the coward took the easy way out and shot himself
anything to avoid taking responsibility

>>150439386
that would have been so funny if you acted as if it was yet another mistake, you blew it

Grimi

>>150439391
>would have been so funny if you acted as if it was yet another mistake
No one would have bought that.

>>150439391
>anything to avoid taking responsibility
What now, will you fix your mistake?

>>150439635
What the fuck's a "grimsby"?

>>150439386
I don't know

>>150439867
I hate it when that happens!

>>150439386
Based

>>150440170
I don't like your gif

>>150439635
>tfw no Grimsby gf

Very… Grim desu

>>150440223
Isn't that that girl from "teensreact" back in the early 2010s?

gn

>>150440324
good night Max :3

>>150440307
Nah bro that’s literally me

>>150440383
You're cute.

>>150440206
Ok hater

>>150440324
She went insane and got fat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0XSbf5O1ok

>>150440555
Isn't she the Russian girl that made two other Russian girls throw a tantrum by being better than them?

>>150440561
>She went insane
Still seems quite sane compared to, say, Lily Zneimer.

>>150440771
Yeah

>>150440170
>you will never be her 60yo manager getting her prime cunny

>>150440561
i hated watching that

>>150440958
She's based.

edd

>>150424944 (OP)
this nigga is a fucking baby

>>150440463
Thanks

>McLaren Mastercard F1 Team from 2026

NY Times:
>5 year deal
>$100m a year
>the biggest title sponsorship agreement on the F1 grid

BASED ZAK HOLY SHIT

>>150441706
damn they could buy one hamilton with that

>>150441444
>5 things to watch out for as Edd returns
Food scarcities.
Massive earthquakes.
Tsunamis.
Several species being wiped out.
The sun being blocked.

>>150441859
kek

Sarge status coming out of the break?

>>150441706
Norris and Piastri will never goon again

>>150441706
What will Visa do now?

>>150442123
Censor more games, probably.
Or maybe start censoring films. No more porn from streaming services.

>>150442294
LoRA or face swap?

>>150442294
Which F1 Academy driver is this?

>>150442294
!!

>>150433440
DEATH TO MASTERCARD
DEATH TO VISA
LONG LIVE ONLYFANS ASTONMARTIN HONDA F1 TEAM

>>150442294
Crazy how not-fake this shit looks. Fucking ai

Edd, the barn.

>>150442294
How much cost of RTX 5080 there ?

>>150442620
I look like this and do this

>>150442638
basedd

CARRIE

>what can i get you?
>just give me the english rose special bitte

>>150442773
FAKE

Death to Jews

>>150442859
that edd by the titties isn't supposed to be there

>>150442859
its over, she's with senner now

>>150442902
You're right it should be me

>>150442294
Oh no she is riding the w13

bitches don't know bout my easter edds

>>150443085
6

>>150425831
@grok get nico out of this picture

>>150432585
This looks like the background to a poster for an aids medication.

I went to film camp. I've read Sarte. I've read Thomas Pynchon. I've read Ayn Rand. I've been to Italy. I've been to France. I speak French. I have been to Spain. I've been to South America. I've been to Kenya. I been to China. I backpacked across Europe. I prefer Tea to coffee. I been to Greece. I love Greek food. I'm a foodie. I'm always on the lookout for a great little place to get breakfast. Sometimes I go to Barnes & Noble and lose track of the time. The black people that I've met, said I have a lot of flavor. I love my Macbook. But I also love my Macbook Pro. becaud it hava word "pro" on it. Short for "prolapse" I drive an ancient Volvo that barely starts. The Matrix and Inception, are the first movies in the last 10 years, that made me really think. And yeah I paint. No big deal. I think conventional painting rules are... stodgy... archaic. To bend the spoon, you have to realize there is no spoon. Think outside the box. Coexist. Coexist, and one more thing: If you don't know the difference between your and you're, yore and your, you're a fucking idiot. Get the fuck off my Facebook wall.

>>150443673
you've never done any of those things.

>>150443770
I only just got that that was a Matrix reference.

>>150435870
alpine offered him a contract

gimi

>>150443770
Does it have tranny euphemisms?

>>150443770
Which announcement are you referring to?

>>150443979
Probably, it is "modern".
>>150444089
The Cadillac one where they played up how American and cool they are, the announced the Finnish and Mexican drivers.
They even got Keanu Reeves.

>>150443974
>has not been studied in people assigned female at birth
I wish I has been assigned a female at birth. Finding a proper girl friend manually is so damn hard.

DIE

>>150444296
Here you go, anon.
What are you going to do with it?

>>150443974
>fujos flick their beans to this

>>150443974
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Faints*

formula 1 at the right: gpt,iñs 2
formula 1 at the left: dienykMAYUS |

formula 1 up: r9j7oq F1(heh...)
formula 1 down: vlf j.z q

>>150444755
>>150444870

>>150444919
What was he thinking /f1/?

>drunk argie killed the thread
Races for this feel?

Baking

weekend warmup soon

>>150445817
so what

>>150445825
true

g

i

m

j

retardo a shit

gimi 500

baking

>>150446616
>>150446616
>>150446616

>>150442294
tits too big