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METS

my Metsies :)

Mariners!

'stros

>>150425986
some minor league parks have coors level bullshit, it'd be a statistical nightmare.

M’sbros gotta have dinner with the in laws tonight. Shitpost extra hard for me. Godspeed.

LUZARDO CHIMPOUT

>>150426024
Can’t be worse than Yankee stadium or the Reds stadium in Mickey Mouse terms

are the phillies always this weakmind

gay [your team] kek

>>150426031
What did he do?

>>150426039
parabolic

>>150426005 (OP)
Mariners Derangement Syndrome has dropped off this season. Last year was peak seethe every time Seattle won

Soto MINDFUCKED Luzardo

That’s what happens when you show up my umpie

>>150426054
theyll make the playoffs and lose before the alcs like they always do

Please fuck my ass

Yankees desu

fuck his/her/its azz already

>>150426062
>they’ll make the playoffs
>like they always do
lol. once in 23 years

>>150426037
Tons of minor league games end with football scores

>>150426064
go cubs go...

>>150426071
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

Feel like you walk Vientos here

>>150426071
That’s more about pitching than hitting or park dimensions

>>150426073
>SEA/TB 5 hours

ouch

I love science, nintendo, and the sandlot

>>150426051
I think he took his timeout late, and the umpire maybe didn’t signal it properly. Soto also stepped out of the box in the middle of the windup on the first pitch.

>>150426073
Mariners is brutal

looks like the achievement will have to wait another year. god damnit

Nimmo pls

oh no I think it's a bad luzardo night...

>>150426084
Very underappreciated how much more travel west coast have than everyone else. Mariners have 3-4 hour flights for divisional games

If Clement had both hands that would've gone out

>>150426104
they should do expansion into Portland and Boise just to help them out

>>150426073
>>150426095
>>150426104
you see this in NFL
pacific time zone teams suck playing early games back east

good lord pete got a hit praise the omnissiah

My micies :)

>>150426109
The Mariners should just relocate to LA

>>150426113
how did Pete get away with doing this?

baseball

>>150426104
just imagine what it was like when covered wagons were the fastest mode of transportation

That's going to be your only chance mets, now you're going to lose

RISPy

well at least he threw a lot of pitches

>>150426104
I feel like realignment has to happen at some point, same with NFL. With how packed the schedule is and how many obligations players have there's really no reason to have most of your league be on the opposite side of the country

>>150426128
yea but you could pick up a cute squaw while you were traveling

Where can I watch the redsox. (illegally)

>>150426131
Yea you said that yesterday too IDIOT

>>150426139
internet

>>150426005 (OP)
Mariners!
>>150426019
Mariners!

>>150426126
Old-school Hollywood baseball.

looks like the mest haven't freed from the pink pony curse

>>150426141
there's no mics today bro! the phillies are gonna go off!

>>150426139
Watchredsox4freeIwouldnevereverneverlie2ubby dot com

>>150426139
mlbwebcast dot com

>>150426139
Try here >>150426005 (OP)

>>150426110
1pm Sunday games start at 10am for them. That sounds inconvenient.

>>150426138
lotta mixed race qts in NY

Look how they massacred my boy :(

>>150426164
it takes a few days to get used to the time zone change, they usually fly on Saturday so yea they're all fucked up for the next game.

>>150426175
>there are m*cs still in the stadium
DELETE THIS DELETE THIS DELETE THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>150426175
time for a jailbreak.

I'm assembling a team.

>>150426109
This but SLC and Boise. Portland doesn’t deserve a team

>zero hits since
DIGITS AND IT SHALL BE KNOWN AS THE PARABOLIC MIC CURSE.

>>150426179
>commented from Bohmies iPad

Outman is an unbelievably unfortunate name for a hitter if I was his dad I woulda forced him to be a pitcher

>>150426122
Travel is still bad for LA teams. East coasties don’t understand how spread out everything is west of the Mississippi

>>150426190
what? harper had a hit in the 1st tard

heard you were talkin shit about white tyrone

>>150426190
>PHI: 1 H
?

>>150426202
He was the missing piece all along…

>>150426187
>Portland is a leading contender for an MLB expansion team, with the Portland Diamond Project working to bring a team to the city since 2017. Significant progress was made in June 2025 when Oregon Governor Tina Kotek signed Senate Bill 110, authorizing up to $800 million in state bonds to help finance a stadium. The projected total cost for the stadium is around $2 billion, with the remaining funds to be privately sourced by the team's owner. A potential stadium site has been identified at the Zidell Yards along the Willamette River, though it presents some logistical and soil challenges. While Portland is positioned well with a strong public-funding mechanism and a dedicated project, they still need to secure an owner and wait for MLB to decide on expansion.

Portland Lumberjacks and the Nashville Stars, bet on it

damn Jeff with 12 RBIs in the last 6 games
nice

>>150426138
Hazel eyes are badly underrated

Will the Yankees ever recover from the squirrel curse?

wtf he was clearly out

>>150426175
>>150426186
I'M PICKING UP SOMETHING GOOD

Based Springer

>>150426226
The Blue Jays are a wagon this year I’m afraid

White Tyrone bros we got too cocky

>>150426216
They need to sign McNeil in the off season he would be good for Yankee Stadium and help with their clownish defense.

>>150426210
>a small baseball stadium costs $2b
when jerryworld was built for $1b it was an absurd, astronomical amount of money

>>150426109
>>150426187
Portland, Eugene, Bend join Seattle for AL PNW
Boise, Spokane, Billings join Colorado for NL MW

phillies gonna fuck some burrito ass tonight

>>150426214
yea especially on a darker skinned cutie

>>150426237
whoa, bad economic policy leads to inflation? no way!

>>150426210
Portland Pines sounds like a better name

Getting concussed just made Springer mash even harder

Give the Wreckies a chance

>>150426210
If they get an expansion team soon when do they actually start playing? 2030?

da portland sockeyes

Where will the Padres move when the expansion comes?

>>150426263
out of your head, hopefully

>>150426263
Tijuana

>>150426210
can you even fucking imagine pride month games in portland lmao
theyd make you suck a dick to enter the stadium

>>150426262
sock ‘em AJ!

>>150426263
Tiajuana

>>150426263
Manfred is not going to allow another relocation after how much of a disaster the A's has been.

>>150426216
remember that turtle bronxie? they never recovered from that after losing the 2021 wild card to boston and that was because the yanks soaked the poor animal to death during their postseason qualifying celebration. DTM (don't trust mascots).

>>150426274
convinced that stadium never gets built. vegas doesn’t even want the a’s

>>150426270
Can’t be any gayer than LA or San Fransisco

>>150426274
It's possible the rays relocate to orlando but that would be it

edmundo is just a fucking bawl player

>>150426283
Didn't Stu sell the team?

my phillies seem to love getting embarrassed by the mets at citi field it's great!

>>150426270
Yeah you'd like that wouldn't you

>>150426290
He's selling the team to some Jacksonville people.

>>150426270
you know, I'm a mets fan, but I'd travel out to those games!

>>150426303
sorry, I meant to say phillies
I got confused because they're playing each other lol

>>150426281
Vegas will always be ready for more construction, this place operated on government kickbacks for the most part

stankees kwab

why the fuck wouldn't you just bunt

spics seething about the yankees again

>Tong got the call
Metsbros I’m excited to say the least. Maybe Stearns was a boy genius all along?

>>150426271
What, no fuckin ziti?

Portland Beavers would be a great major league team. Named after Oregon's state animal btw.

>>150426309
I know it's just a rendering but, no field lighting?

I fucking love science

Manaea throwing some pretty good stuff so far :)

>>150426329
Also named after my least favorite genital.
Go Cubs.

>>150426309
the debt crisis will hit vegas first and it'll be spectacular.

>>150426329
They're a pretty cool animal but Oregon State is already the Beavers and it would confuse people that don't know the histor.

>>150426332
kek'd and saved

>>150426335
it's Vegas, the field will have back lighting beneath the grass and holograms for the bases and stuff

>>150426339
Sandlot 'em!

>>150426332
your skin is the color of shit

I fucking love sony, astrology, and the natural

>>150426332
Top Kek

>>150426347
It already has. The real estate market in Vegas crashed in several stages last year and it's still shit, and the current economic picture nationally also looks like shit

Pfaadt you’re not Mark Buehrle buddy

americans are alright

>>150426375
vpn off, yank

>>150426329
Oregon State University is already the Beavers and they’re very good at baseball

>>150426375
haha y-you too leaf

no one even goes to Vegas anymore, I actually think the average attendance for the coliseum over the last few years will be better than the first 4 years in the new one.

>>150426375
I think all North Americans are fuckiing awesome and the Southern ones ain't bad either

>>150426353
Well, atleast they'll enjoy the New York skyline and Statue Of Liberty

>>150426347
It’s already happening
You just know there are more subprime mortgages in Vegas than anywhere else

>>150426383
I’m going there in October to see Minus The Bear and Texas Is The Reason

>>150426390
I bet they show more video of that silly ass Sphere thing

is there a city/state that shouldn't have an MLB team, but do?
is baseball popular in Florida?

>>150426402
They should turn it into a pickle that would be the funniest shit I ever seen!

>>150426309
I like it. The A's should be a spectacle, it's in their DNA.

>>150426399
>Minus The Bear
damn, what a blast from the past

>>150426406
I don't think Missouri or Ohio should have two, but that's a different question.

>>150426410

>I'M PICKLE VEGAS, MORTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how many runs do the doyers have to be up for alejandra to spam like yesterday?

ya walk'd him, ya big dumb idiot

>>150426309
tourism drop in Vegas will kill this plan, mark my words

>>150426371
Wonder why the major change in economic outlook all of the sudden

>>150426402
They have to have an excuse for spending all that money on an oversized curved lcd screen overtop of that venue

>>150426416
Missouri already had the Browns and oh wait.....

>>150426392
>When the Bespoke Tranche Opportunity explodes
>BlackRock CEO's doomsday plane takes off for the island bunker

nice throw Torrens

TORRENS
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>>150426309
>>150426427
les éléphants blancs de montréal

CODY

B E L L I N G E R
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>AL East
Baltimore Orioles
Boston Red Sox
New York Yankees
Toronto Blue Jays

>AL North
Chicago White Sox
Cleveland Guardians
Detroit Tigers
Minnesota Twins

>AL South
Houston Astros
Kansas City Royals
Tampa Bay Rays
Texas Rangers

>AL West
Anaheim Angels
Las Vegas 51s
Seattle Mariners
Utah Athletics

>NL East
New York Mets
Philadelphia Phillies
Pittsburgh Pirates
Washington Nationals

>NL North
Chicago Cubs
Colorado Rockies
Milwaukee Brewers
St. Louis Cardinals

>NL South
Atlanta Braves
Cincinnati Reds
Miami Marlins
Nashville Stars

>NL West
Arizona Diamondbacks
Los Angeles Dodgers
San Diego Padres
San Francisco Giants

watching the phillies

Bases loaded for Gian Carlos

>>150426019
Yay! Memeners finger-pointing cunt.

Have fun in Vegas, Athletics

>>150426459
>getting bases loaded against the Nationals is like winning a World Series to Yankees fans

RISPkees incoming

>>150426470
I have a hankering for cake all of the sudden

FAGGOT MIKE FUCKS YA

ITS A BASES CLEARING DOUBLE FOR JOHN CARLOS

>>150426480
faggot

>>150426468
optimal
there are some time zone issues that can't be avoided

Padrebros you think we will witness another Cease implosion today?

>4 scoreless Bassitt innings under 60 pitches
The Bieber effect

>>150426508
the twins just suck

>>150426468
My favorite southern town of Cincinnati

>>150426468
Acceptable

>>150426508
It's a combination of Bassitt not being that bad at home and the Twins sucking.

Pete is waking up

bassit is most certainly alright

more like CB Shintor

>>150426521
cincinnati is basically kentucky which is basically the south

>>150426499
Does that bother you?

>>150426541

not even close to correct, on either count

>>150426406
You would think Florida would have a big fanbase, somehow the owners screwed it up

>>150426508
Scherzer looks locked the fuck in watching this game

smallball

>>150426546
You're more in denial about being in the heart of dixie than you are about your chili.

>>150426546
Now son...

I'm in the middle of an outage, still going to support my halos by listening on the radio though

>>150426329
People in Portland would hate it, it would constantly get confused with Oregon State.

>>150426562
Cowboy Kent Rollins!!

When I scratch my ass, the tissue gets under my nail (looks like black gunk) and it smells like cheese. Why?

Go Phillies btw.

>>150426550
Jeffrey Loria's bullshit ruined baseball for years. I'm not suprised.

>>150426406
Miami would pull a good crowd if they had good ownership. Tampa Bay should relocate to Nashville or Charlotte tho.

>>150426571
The poverty shantyville of Los Angeles

>>150426595
It's the opposite

>>150426590
apply head and shoulders to your ass. scrub with a plastic poof ball. throw it out after.

>>150426590
You have aids, go to a doctor.

the new Aaron Judge's dog content during the innings breaks is insanely cringe
fuck Aaron Judge's dog

everyone say congrats to the cardinals on their season
wow! grats st louis wooo!

>>150426613
>fuck Aaron Judge's dog
new yorkers probably would

>>150426590
vax status?

>>150426590
nigga wash yo ass

>>150426468
>Reds not being with the Cubs and Cardinals
Also Las Vegas Athletics and a Portland team

Reminder: The good guys are whichever team has less rings.
POSSIBLE EXCEPTIONS: Guardians, situationally Tigers/Mets
Among the 0-ring teams the ranking goes Rockies > Mariners > Brewers > Padres > Rays

>>150426613
Dogs are based, psychopaths/chinamen are not. Go back.

>>150426613
>as if the dog was begging to be a prop
shut up

>>150426613
what kinda dog?

>>150426616
Alejandra seething again

>>150426427
I was in Vegas last weekend. Expected it to be empty based on all the doomer shit online. It was packed all over the strip and downtown.

Dogs are so reddit
Cats are superior

>>150426633
double dubs of truth
fuck people that use their pups as a tool or prop for clout etc

>>150426639
remember the media is more about shaping and making a narrative than telling reality

>>150426630
I don't look like this but I say this

>>150426640
Cats are the most Reddit pet you stupida fucka

>p-please dont ban me this time
kek

Misorowski is such a fucking fudgepacker. I hate him.

>>150426639
I'm not sure why the internet has this small vocal group of people praying for Las Vegas downfall. It's a nice place.

>>150426640
Hating dogs is Reddit see: r/dogfree

>>150426643
It’s a business. Getting clicks and views and shares is literally all that matters. Truth isn’t even secondary.

>>150426639
Pics or stfu

No one cares alejandrapaco and the pic has already been posted itt

why are we suddenly talking about dogs now?

>>150426642
I agree those people are vapid but if they take care of the needs I can't complain too much considering how many animals go without and are suffering.

>>150426640
doggie doos disagree

>>150426654
I love Vegas. The only positive of a downturn is the soulless mega corps gouging everyone with resort fees and 6:5 blackjack and triple zero roulette and $12 coors lights

come on sosa, you're a bunch chad

>>150426665
milwaukee announcers are going nuts about of their wives apparently

>>150426665
dogs and fast food are accepted ancillary topics of /mlb/

>>150426632
I've got a dog (cuter and cooler than Judge's) but you dont see me posting it with a reddit voice over

>>150426663
Here’s downtown this weekend. I’m prob on video somewhere

https://youtu.be/a_sCzEisyAY

>>150426640
facts

Manaea looking like 2024 Manaea. Too many pitches though.

>>150426683
Correct, this is a Popcaneseye genny.

>>150426672
Mega corps will stop gouging*

>>150426688
what the fuck are those comments lmao

>>150426687
You have posted it thou
>>150426683
For me it’s the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

Springer is a GOD

SPRINGER DINGER

SPRINGER SLAPPAH

SPRINGER DINGER, IS THERE ANY STOPPING HIM?

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>>150426704
Why would you read youtube comments
Worse than /pol/ schizophrenia

Holy shit Lindor what a play

>>150426705
someone goaded me into it, so doesnt count

>>150426704
it's like 75% bots and Indians at this point

>>150426699
HATE flat brims

>>150426689
>indian
>prefers cats
Pottery. Just because dogs kill millions of people in India due to rabies doesn't mean the situation is the same in the modern first world. We vaccinate our dogs and don't allow them to roam the streets eating unsanitary street food, like the masala slop on naan that you see in those Indian street food videos.

>hispanics trying to score white people points by hating on indians
lmao

i have a pet snake (in muh pants lol)

>>150426688
Yea this definitely isn't dead. Real question though, is this how crowded it usually is or is it less busy than usual?

>>150426729
you are retarded.

>>150426732
you should be careful it doesn't bite your well sized penis

>>150426734
maybe slightly less busy but that's better for the actual guests because it's not as crowded.

>>150426729
you are a genius

beautiful play

jeetkaner seething kek

>>150426729
I hate this attitude with jeets too.
They'd get scared of my Rough Collie when I'd walk him without a lead, acting like he was a bout to chew their arm off.
He was a giant softy, wouldn't hurt a fly.

>>150426734
I go to Vegas a lot. I’d say 10% less busy than normal. I walked through the Wynn and it was slow inside. Guess middle class normies aren’t playing $100 blackjack in this economy

Jeetkaner up them black bean patties

>>150426688
checked. my hardest blackout might have been at the golden nugget

t. phillies fan

1 of these 2 was just charged and may go to jail.

Take a wild guess.

>>150426755
they;ll lower prices a bit and run some ad campaigns (haven't seen any in a while) and then the cycle will begin anew. I've seen it happen so many times over the years.

Springer Dinger!

Jesus saves and also makes it 1-0

>>150426746
For sure, if it gets more crowded than that you ain't getting my anxiety riddled ass out there for whatever party you have planned

>>150426758
I love the golden nugget. I’m an autist with no “game” and I’ve banged a couple MILFs from nugget casino bars. They’re feral downtown

>>150426753
Based collie chad.

mest now begin to crumble

unrelated starship 10 about to land
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtUMt0gsqrs

>>150426741
>internet penetration rate
Saars have finally done the needful

We need the 5th run c'mon

>>150426765
how far behind is your stream? lol

One time I went to an indian buffet and they just served different types of beans. I ate a big ass black bean the size of a potato.

>>150426774
no one gives a fuck elon. we're not calling twitter "x"

>>150426771
what a beauty!
yea they're so lovely, amazing pups
I miss him :(

>>150426755
My outlook from fellow Canadians is we're boycotting travel to America due to the tariffs. Although I'm not sure how much of that 10% downturn is from us or a mix of other countries also boycotting travel to the US

harper grand slam here check em

no...NO!!!

>>150426777
checked!!

kek mettieedoos

>>150426765
Someone forgot to hit the post button?

hell yea harper, MORE SMOL BAWL

attaboy

yes...YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!

>eating baby shit right out of the diaper
>calling it cuisine
Why are Jeets like this?

>gets concussed
>gains even more power

>>150426808
no...NO!!!

Pulled a Zac Gallen card today and immediately ripped it up, fuck that faggot

the PA broke the mest

>>150426777
Nice trips my dude

>>150426810
It's literally retard strength.

>>150426770

Kek based. Whenever my friends and I go to Vegas we always stop by Fremont St. at some point, and we usually have really good luck gambling at the Golden Nugget.

simply can't see us scoring three runs AND restricting them to two
no

>be mest
>cheat
>lose

time to light the rally doink

Damn that was a meatball from Bassitt, can't be doing that. We need him to get into the 7th

>>150426833
checked and fuck the mest, but clair was really good.

>>150426827
Bloop and a blast is all >we need
>>150426833
Good call!

>>150426850
>>150426833
please x

>>150426849
Let’s take it easy on my metties

FUCK THE METS

luzardo pls

>>150426868
I respectfully disagree with this sentiment

>>150426864
love me some lune

Rally doink bros…

yes...YES!!!

soto yay

i shouldn't have turned this on. my fault

No wonder he left her and went after that Dominican succubus.

LETS GO RALLY DOINKBROS

oh the mets might come back

>>150426864
>>150426877
nice (and checked). fucked it mustve been my bad karma and FUCK MEST post on this basket weaving forum that caused that run...

Damn, no quality start for Bassitt

I'm not a fan of either team, but there's something I love about Mets/Phillies as a rivalry. It's always a treat to watch those games.

>>150426889
is that caitlyn jenner?

>>150426898
dude was about to blow up, can't take the risk

Did your team’s game have the first pitch thrown by hello kitty? Didn’t think so

If the Mets take the lead I will post Lune nudes til the jannies silence me

The game is over

mest fans (and I mean this with the utmost respect) can eat my hairy ass

New wife new beginnings

is Beavers officially a retard?

Walkzardo

>>150426927
Love you too frenemiebro :D

Kek what a bitch

sit the FVCK down!

>>150426927
Can you please speak a little louder

LUZARDO IS LUZING THE PLOT

>>150426929
I'm generalizing I know I know but man she seems like a handful

Let’s go ahead get Jordan Romano into this game

give Jordan Romano a first chance!

lizardo kwab

da rox tie da ballgame!

>>150426938 >>150426944
alright alright you got me. I love Kruk and well Bohm was clinically retarded last night for his complaining

Was Luzardo pulled or booted?

>>150426915
Yes, actually.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/x51dnN5Hvi8

I think Jordan Romano should get another chance and I say this as a Phillies lifelong

>>150426953
They phantom IL'd Romano, it's finally over.

what happened to the orioles werent they supposed to be the new hot young team a couple years ago

>>150426963
yes and yes

Pete did it his way

ffs

LESSSSGGOOOOO PETE!

Pete did it his way

well fuck me time to have a drink FUCK

HAHAHAHAHAHA

METS MINDFUCKING THE LADY HORSES

METS LEAD METS LEAD!!!

PETE

>>150426963
after he got pulled he told off the umpire and he hooked him while he was walking away, very weak energy

>>150426969
check out their transaction log bub

>>150426984
h..HOT

The Phillies will be remembered as the biggest chokers of the 2020s

>biracial black kid behind homeplate with white mom
Day ruined

LETS GO METS LETS GO METS!!!! Rally doink bros did it!!

>>150426984
boobies

>>150426937
Kek

i will now play clair 33 again

>>150426984
nice bush

>>150426984
got any vids of her shitting and/or pissing?

>>150426969
Started the season belly up with injuries and dogshit pitching. They could be good next year

Step right up and GREET THE METS!!!

VIENTOS

Rally pimp sighting

Umpie MINDFUCKED luzardo

more like KEKering amirite?

My metsies :)

>>150426962
hey you’re alright too it’s always the ones that don’t got skin in the game that have the most to say

philthies have zero dawg

>>150427027
:)
you're a man of your word

Rangers stupid ass park dimensions robbing Neto of a home run

Five to two New York!!

Sorry philthies but uncle steve's AIPAC check cashed. Stop Antisemitism btw.

>>150427027
nice

<3 lune

>>150426998
>patreon
>theres people who pay for this slop

ffs ump

umpsox are it again

>>150427039
but the Phillies got Team Israel's MVP???

>>150427011
They have such talented young players it would be amazing if they somehow don't rebound and challenge for a playoff spot next season. But they would do well to go out and get some better pitching

>>150427048
I get it for free ;D

some of you are real creeps btw

>asstros
imagine losing to the rockies

Ump’s taking his anger on Luzardo out on the rest of the bullpen lol

if you're going to post nsfw stuff at least post real women

Let's go Rox!

>>150427011
I doubt it. You can't build and entire effective pitching staff in one offseason even spending through the nose.

>should be 1-0 lead if not for Dubon’s stupid bullshit
>balloons to 1-4
nice job guys you fucking retards

>>150427071
It came up organically sorry sir.

>>150427072
fuck yea!
looking VERY tasty

>>150427065
source?

>>150427071
what the hell are they?

>>150427072
looks alright but whys it so orange?

Jays playing 2 guys without a hand in the lineup today

>>150427037

damn that thing was spanked

sneks

>>150427072
massholes but buffalo sauce on their ribs lol

>>150427096
Rub and sauce are red.

reds ox win :)

Jordan Romano wouldn’t have given up five runs there and you know it.

>>150427074
They have that one dude with the hot mom though

>>150427114
probably would've been 8

a YORDANIAN flyout

alejandro

metsies mindfucking the phils in a not strictly non-semitic way

philthies have 0 (zero) aura and sorry harrison, but mullets aren't sexy or cool

>>150427108
Anon... rox is shortening for rockies

>>150427099
Yeah it looked pretty good off the bat. But deep ass outfield fucked him

>>150427118
that will be the only baltipoor related image I've saved this season

>Brazoban
no…

>>150427119
Fucking kek

we prefer real women

>>150427139
It's funny, but I'm not wrong either lol

Harrison Bader looks like the lovechid that would result from a gay orgy with the entire '93 Phillies lineup

>>150427131
im so embarrassed right now

>>150426969
New jewish owner. They are done

>>150427148
Kek he should have come back to the Mets Mullins sucks

>>150427131
they're a hockey team, stupid

>>150427148
ngl that's fucking hilarious

>>150427146
>that post
>that pic

Ihateyoumendozaihateyougoddammit

>>150427147
I know that's why it's even funnier

>>150427131
no it's not. it's red sox

>>150427131
red sox = rox
white sox = sox

>thunderstorm comes in
>temperature drops 15° in as many minutes
feels great

>>150427105
hope you have a higher res version

holy fuck Brazobán finna blow this lead at this rate

yankees = cox

I think castellanos hates walking, he see it as an insult

Swaggy V!!!

>>150427183
rain is good. rain prevents global warming

>>150427190
it's a very pussy way to get on base for sure

S W A G G Y V
W
A
G
G
Y

V

HOLY SHIT MARK

FUCK YOU WATHAN JUST FUCKING SEND HIM
>>150427197
sure, but at least he'd be on base lmfao

take brazobum out jesus christ

Who names their kid 'Warming'

whadda catch!

is it too late to designate brazoban for assignment?

Get this fucking BUM out of the game

>>150427216
I've been railing about that for years

>>150427184
dont

Nice catch Barger

>>150427156
I told basically everybody I know that follows the Phillies that they should trade for Mullins at the deadline and I am fucking eating it right now

based edmundo with contact

>>150427216
my cousins first name is "Ocean" :/

don't the mest have a super pen now or something?

>>150427236
are your cousins bogans?

Please pull Kikuchi, he obviously doesn't have it today.

>>150427236
dox in progress

>>150427236
powerful... I kneel
*kneels*

>FAGGets
Kek

phillies GAPING your burrito ass

brassobum is trash

>>150427239
>your teams social media team makes a meme that backfires
brutal

>>150427236
I knew a guy with the last name Duck whose father named him Ronald. His uncle named his cousin Donald.

>>150427224
>dont
i wont

>astros hitter is named "walker"
>he runs

>>150427236
I knew a girl named Journey and worked with a lady named Lake.

>>150427245
Records show there's around 100 people named Ocean in Australia. We need to narrow it down.

YOU
LEARN
YOUR
PLACE
SPICS

Jesus how many bats have been broken this game? There were three in just the last two innings

>Sasaki still in his 4th inning of his current rehab start
>still only 1 whiff on his fastball
>3 back to back hits and can't get out of the inning
>5H, 2ER
>loaded the bases before being taken out
>almost 80 pitches through 3.2 innings
so we can safely say he's a bust, right

when i was little i thought "amen" was "hey men" like in a military context

Need runs here, pitching has been shaky lately

>>150427259
I work with a charlie brown

>>150427277
yes kek

Lookin for a Romano on the hill

>>150427277
Should've went to a team with respectable pitching staff like the Padres.

>>150427277
maybe he can try again when hes got hair on his nuts

>>150427281
What?

>>150427241
she's Maori, and married into the family

>>150427285
I went to hs with a Charlie Brown. small world.

Kody Funderburk is one of the most incredible names I’ve ever heard

>>150427297
i had never been to church or anything so i thought it was invoking a military leader congratulating or signaling his men

NEW
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>>150426005 (OP)

>>150427281
i could see that. i thought filet mignon was flamin' yan.

/nu/

>>150427311
>>150427311
>>150427311

/nu/

Mariners can you let us win please?

kek FAGGets

>my wife works with a woman named ocean
kek wtf

>>150427277
this shit is so fucking funny lmao

>>150427245
I dont think theres anyway you'll be able to find me from that, I dont have social media - only anon accounts for watching memes

>>150426889
>women with 14 inch bangs
when will this hairstyle end?

>>150427300
of course she is lol
plenty of Oceans and Rains and other dogshit 'names' among the tangata whenua

ouch!