Thread 150428789

Bon gamin edition

Is cantender still on ?

>>150428824
cancelled

>>150428824
we’re a kick general now, wdwtch

Fooking hell

syco stu use potty like him big boy

>>150428891
yeah b this is all a big joke

>>150428913
>shakes your hand, tells you I understand
>heems you

the funniest likely turn? syco stu comes out and takes blame for all of it because he doesn’t like the way raja’s being treated on social media

takin a schaub in my raja

>>150428971
how long until cycle stu can speak again and apologize for what he did

dana told volkov he'd get him right then put him on the card he's cucking him with

>>150429022
maybe volvkov like to be cucked ever think of that rentard?

so if that one guy doesn't restrain Raja he probably kills Stu right

>>150429022
volkov already got destroyed by aspie. gane is the only top dude tom hasn't fought. all volkov has to do is not get cucked by the guy that got his skull caved in by blaydes.

>>150429060
yeah. I know I watch combat sports but I can't watch that video without turning away. that kinda shit is for liveleak clips on 4chan.

My futa gf wants me to stroke her cock while i suck on her boobs again....

>>150429060
probably should have happened, would have been more politically poignant, respect for the sanctity of life notwithstanding

>>150429060
>Raja
>Stu
Why are you talking about those people like they're your relatives?

>>150429108
Stu is my longtime uncle

>>150429108
I'm Raja

Senior Tres Santos

>>150429060
I think he may have stopped short of heeming him to death. like he may have stopped sooner if that guy wasnt trying to pull him off, it sort of adds fuel to the fire in a way.

wow I didn't watch dwcs at all this year now that's politcally poignant

>>150429100
yea as it stands nothing will happen to Raja and even if he killed the guy I'm not sure anything would happen, dey skin culah bulletproofs

>>150429157
This.

Those racists made him hit even more than he was supposed to.

>>150429100
Kek

>>150429157
no I mean like if the guy didn't physically pull him off and just stood around like the rest of the dullards I don't think Raja was going to stop lol

stu kill raja with wheelchair bomb like hector salameco

"Wake up salt papi, i'm sorry. It's all over"
Soon

Put Rampage in jail too

Rajadaddy should've stuck an apple in that piggy's mouth.

HAP JUST KILLED MIKE CHANDLER

if only new jack had been alive to shank raja and stu both this all could have been prevented if I'm frank

white dog - raja
heemed dog - stu
other dogs - ref and wrestlers

wrestling > striking > sprawl and brawl > wrestling

>>150429206
Porps for knowing New Jack

>>150429218
I could probably beat that white dog in a fight.

Real

>>150429245
Why didn't you upvote these?

im just a regular salaryman and on my way home from work, i was suddenly transmigrated into ufc welterweight champion kamaru usman's body in the night of his title defence against leon edwards???

>>150429218
this is how non black countries operate where being the strongest doesn't always mean you're the leader.

>>150429259
watch out bro, leon is gonna kick you right in the wiener in the 5th

>>150429272
it's a doggy dog world b

>>150429245
this is why we watch joey here
guru just uses this situation to call a black man a dumb animal (like a gorilla or a chimpanzee) that should be put in a cage (in a zoo)
meanwhile an actual mma media reporter mmajoey waits for the full context to drop before making any conclusion and racially attacking a possibly innocent black kid

really the only thing I'm taking away from this and all the other shit is that black people can film themselves killing or attempting to kill white people and it'scompletely ok

strange times brazzas

raja is in a zoo technically, they watch and throw bananas at him all day on Kick.

imagine the riots if sicko stu had GnP'd raja into mush

>>150429245
black folk be saying yt folk be racist and shit but then go on and post prove dem yt folk like guru right

>>150429273
not in this timeline

>>150429298
wwe pussies can't fight, that little bitch bent over hard for Raja

>>150429305
that anon needs a banana

>>150428789 (OP)
Bro is addicted to Aura farming

>>150429255
>poojeetnadian is a redditor
not surprised desu

>>150429337
calm down raja here's a banana

>>150429305
millennials always wanna blame their parents along with some other shit, and never want to take responsibility for their own actions. that's why they're always doing the suffering olympics.
they want applause for succeeding and bettering themselves while going through adversity, but when they fail or demonstrate poor character then "ITS SOCIETY'S FAULT"

>>150429298
bah gawd the underfloyder is here!!!

>>150429381
>millennials
it's niggers you subhuman retard

>>150429398
shut up, faggot. it's all of you. you can blame your niggerfied culture if you want but all of you americans have those shitty characteristics.

not me I'm a beast

>>150429381
Fagllennials truly are the most subhuman reddit generation to ever exist.

Kayla Harrison.

>>150429448
what generations were good exactly?

>>150429448
They are the last openly racist generation, aka humanities last hope.

>>150429464
the ones I never met.

>>150429475
yeah the 70s and 80s sound cool wouldn't mind seeing what that was like

>>150429336
This is an cool picture

I have An Giant Penis

>>150429472
>fagllennials
>racist
PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you retarded old subhuman retard you started the woke movement and popularized it
Zoomers and gen a are singlehandedly saving your revolting faggification of the internet and everything else you managed to ruin.

that's not so bussin'

>>150429523
woke movement was started by old jews in the media and democratic party. millenials are the most racist generation since the old south. deal with it nigger.

Is a 78 inch wing span long enough for heavyweight

>>150429552
Oh for sure blame your subhuman generation's actions on everyone else nothing is ever your fault
You proved his point to a t you delusional mutilated mutt
>>150429381

what is bro yammering about

>>150429585
they're going through some things

>>150429575
nothing matters at heavyweight just eat cheeseburgers and swang

Millennials are insufferable you are 40 uncle

>>150429578
shalom you inbred rat

>>150429523
Based

what if stu and raja were ex-partners and raja discovered stu had been sleeping with rampage and this was his lover scorned moment

>>150429596
I'm only 32

What the fuck is a millennial?

>>150429642
>I'm a senior citizen
Okay? It's bed time gramps

5'9" 267.5lbs are we for real right now or what?

>>150429646
These revolting creatures....

>>150429653
Im simply a prospect for DWCS, I still have time.

>>150429661
Guys with beards?

Gmhh

>>150429661
take the moustache off them and convert them to Islam and you'd be sucking them off

Is the ape in the cage yes?

Saint Raja

>>150428789 (OP)
Mini Khabib is Live on Tiktok playing UFC 5

Don't let this whole Raja thing distract you from the card this weekend

>>150429676
Raja Jackson's campaign of cracker crushing continues I concernedly confess

>>150429245
>it's probably just MOSTLY bots
all me actually

>>150429676
Gane is always in a cage

Fuck YES

>>150429661
gen z and x made fun of hipster culture and this is the end result

Prime Chandler in the current Lightweight division would be collecting jaws like a kid getting candy on Halloween

>>150429676
no they haven't put raja in prison yet

sycho stu has woken up and begun talking to a crtv that's nothing but static

did psycho stu watch game of thrones

>>150429725
S Y K O S T U
Killed innocent arabic kids while in the military and got ptsd from it

Skyo Stu has awoken from his coma and changed his name to Scuba Steve

Psycho Stu should skin Raja alive and wear his skin and become the new Raja
Stuja

Syko Stu met Evan Tanner on the other side but he didn't recognize him cause pro wrestling was more his jam

mma fighters really not doing themselves any favors with their takes imho, but then we always knew the discipline warrior spirit was bullshit and these dumb fags can barely keep it together long enough to compete for a few years in a sport of ctemaxx

Make Pedophiles Afraid Again

Syko Stu had a conversation with Rumble Johnson and Rumble told him it wasn't his time yet

Silph Co Stu here go voltorb

Sycho Stu served with Luke Thomas and never forgot what he saw

>>150429741
?

Elias Theodoroux kept rubbing giving him those homo eyes so Syko decided to go on living.

Nigger

>>150429741
that's something a pedophile would type

>>150429741
Wow cool it with the anti-semitism

was Evan Tanner the guy who had a gf who had hiv and she died of cancer or something and he became depressed?

Piggy piggy piggy,

Can't you see?

Sometimes your bacon bussy just-

GETS RAPED PIGGY!!

>>150429772
no evan tanner was a pretty notable middleweight but also an alcoholic and he came back for a failed run got drunk and went into the desert to die

Evan tanner was abducted by aliens iirc

Evan Tanner thought he could drink sand what a guy

>>150429791
that explains why his body was never found.

Evan Tanner's body was found filled with sand

Kick superstar, abused son and 0-1 mma pro RAJA JACKSON

Kimbo's son would never

Raja "RJ" Jackson

Mike Chandler put aside collage money for Hap
and bail money for Ace.

you know whats crazy? if raja had slammed the guy unconcious and left the ring, rampage would have beat raja for that. but he almost killed the dude so its a different situation and he has to be more sensitive

what if francis ngannou runs over raja jackson to atone for his villainy in cameroon

the mma guru is racist

IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP
50MIN GURU KINO
https://youtu.be/S4913Xx5Okk
https://youtu.be/S4913Xx5Okk
https://youtu.be/S4913Xx5Okk
https://youtu.be/S4913Xx5Okk

>>150428977
Has Bappa weighed in on this issue? As a valued member of the MMA community, I'm sure his take would be crucial to our understanding of what happened that night.

>>150429870
Guru don't fucking miss

>>150429870
no thanks b I'll just read his opinions as they're reposted over the coming weeks

>>150429870
great vid

pillowfisted monkey syko stew tanked that shit

Tired of errbody playing with me bruh!

>>150429975
why are uk folk so ugly

>>150429975
MAAAAAM PUT DOWN KNIFE I RAPE YOU VERY MUCH

just got some skub b the party is about to be insane

OH YES SAAR IM AM YOU NHS DOCTOR PLS SHOIWING ME BOB AND VAGENE

Nigger

>>150430012
>Raja out of thin air

im starting to think this whole JAXXON thing might be a dubious front

tired of evernyone on heem calling me a bitch i'm NOT a fuckning bitch

>>150430030
>crushes clitty cage on your head

what's gurus problem with Toronto? it better be with the brown people only

>>150430022
Kind of tactless of Cody to do this after Raja’s incident.

Toronto the gooch capital of the world

>>150429245
how big will the meltdown be when dj drops him?

as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a home run

SYCHO STU STARS IN THE TRANSPORTED 3 IN THEATERS THIS JULY

We simply need to deport Raja back to his home lands, where predators and motorcycles roam free

Cuckold Faggot.

>>150430058
I went to Toronto all were acting like freaks in the town square even the whites acted like niggers there don’t sugar coat it

>>150430179
enciende tu monitor

>>150430179
The aura loss is crazy though. There was a time when even getting heemed didn't affect him.

love people acting like mma guru saying he should be able to call raja the n word is worse than the act raja committed in the first place

>>150430221
Piggies should get Raja’d if they step out of line

So stew is heemed and raj is disgraced. So where does the grace and health go? Someone must receive them right? Equivalent exchange? They can't just be lost into the void

Just got some cte and I fully empathise with raja

why do manlets make height their whole personality?

I'm trying to think of other states where Raja would still be walking free, then I realize I can think of several. Then, I get scared.

The card to make? Ilia\gaethe van\pantoja MSG nov 15

Rampage is going through unimaginable stress. Just look at that video of him in the bowling alley today. No human should go through that kind of suffering

>>150430340
He's getting death threats. That's almost worse than being beat nearly to death

>>150430340
streaming is a doggy dog world b

>>150430340
he should chill out with the cool fresh style of a new JAXXON necklace

>>150430354
FACT

rajalama dingdong

>>150430340
a man should be able to bowl with his mystery meat whore in peace

>>150430363
It's stainless steel plated with 14k gold

Raja "Bo" Jackson

I think Chael’s standing in the community is finally dead. Good.

>>150430398
He didn't even have a take. Just stated some facts about the situation.

>>150430408
He didn’t even have a fact. Just stated some takes about the situation

Take a bump

unc chael always had bad takes, it took r_ddit this long to recognize it

>>150430426
McGregor looks fucked!

>Syko Stu will never make it home from Iraq
>Syko Stu will never make it as a pro wrestler
>Syko Stu will never survive a gorilla attack
[ you are here ]
>Syko Stu will never sue raja and knockx for $100 million
>Syko Stu will never get raja executed
>Syko Stu will never start his own promotion
>Syko Stu will never buy the UFC
>Syko Stu will never win the presidency

>>150430437
I think people started catching on during the Conor situation. He didn't even bother studying the benefits and safe methods of penis enlargement and instead just called it fake and dangerous.

>>150430437
It is actually insane. I watched a couple of his vids for the first time like 3 years ago and was like "Oh, either he's genuinely retarded or he's just making funny joke vids." Then over the years I watched more and more and realized he actually just never learned how to think. The fact that his takes now are dumb should be not any kind of surprise to someone with a functioning brain.

Baiting someone into committing a felony is illegal btw
Raja is innocent
#LOCK_UP_PSYCHO_STU

The rematch between Raja after 10 years in prison and Syko Stu after learning how to eat without a straw again will sell millions of ppvs.

uhhh ank bros?? :/

>>150430505
pre-ducking chimaev before his LHW run

>>150430382
VERY COOL

There is a very possible chance that Ciryl heems Tom Reddit and then Jones unretires to rematch Gane just for the ultimate troll on Tomza.

>>150430189
nah normal people have jobs and don't hang around the "town square" wthater the fuck that is

>>150430509
I would also choose a pre 15 second shadow realm over sweaty soft core porn for 25 minutes

so it's top poo vs gay cheese

>>150430517
me son...touched by the angels he was

>>150430505
will get smoked by Gane (after Gane is done giving private tutoring to asspainal's bitchass)

psycho stew aint no snitch nigga ya heard

Why do some white men always betray one another? Chael and Sean are kind of out of the blue. I just don’t get it

>>150430577
they're under the JAXXON umbrella and they're showing solidarity with their current owners

Kevin Lee said Raja should go lie down for a bit slang for go to prison for a bit

>>150430592
All the seemingly dumb guys apparently had the right take here for some reason

I'm drunk on cheap wine

>>150430606
jealous

>>150430606
love that memory

>>150430635
A glass bottle of malbec under $2

If there's anything where argentina is the best is football, steak and wine, nothing can top it
Everything else is a third world shithole though

rude

>>150430661
there's an argentine wine section at my local bottleshop and I have to agree on that

Conor's cock has made Chael retarded now

>why haven't people helped Stu
Same reason Japanese men freeze up whenever gaijin start talking and touching their girls. Such mode of behavior is completely alien to them as civilized high-trust people living in clean crime free cities. It's akin to seeing an animal going wild.

Raja never would have walked out of a juggalo wrestling event alive

it was pretty negligent to throw a non wrestler in the ring. who signed off on that?

>0-1
>5'9
>20-life
kid's a walking L

>>150430637
small penis buried in pubic hair

You gon sell it ?

How does he recover from this? Genuinely. He's already doubled down. Is the yapping career over? Or will people forget in 2 weeks?

>>150430505
Chills.

>>150430920
Why they turn on him? Thought redditors loved that kwab

>>150430920
chael is the memory hole king. remember when chael beat up a couple and his own wife in a hotel?

>>150430951
Chael runs his mouth 24/7, he's bound to catch the ire of more than a few people given time

Nigger

>>150430964
I have never watched a single video by chael sonnen in my entire life dafuq do i care about that kwab after i saw him kwab vs silva like that i cant respect him in fact i count his opinion on anything as dung

How does he get away with shoot heeming and pissing

I thought people loved heems and raja delivered a vicious one. I thought it was cool

>>150430606
Cool it jeff buckley

I'll be 50 years old one day

>>150430951
He didn't condemn Raja in the correct way. Aired more on the side 'Raja shouldn't have been in there, he's not a wrassler/he lost control". Believe he even said if it was found planned to heem and hurt him, then it would be worse. So now all videos get downvoted and comment bombed kek.

>>150431120
you don't know that

>>150431137
I dont even think he watched a single video. iirc he exclusively reads muh mma dirt sheets bjpenn.com/bloodyelbow/mmamania and refuses to watch videos from first hand sources. Thats why he sounds like a retard most of the time. That's why he doesnt even know whats going on on either side of anything.

>>150431036
Because the other guy asks him to hit him with real shots in some spots so it looks good.

>>150431036
In that instance Randy agreed beforehand that Brock should cut him up with an elbow for dramatic effect.

>>150431120
Not if Raja has any say in the matter

K-1 is the pathway to truth. UFC is just there to reshape your mind.

>>150431137
I admire how he's keeping his cool through it. But he probably has contempt for his audience anyway so it probably doesn't affect him emotionally, besides the effect to his bottom line

redditors seething at my boy. business as usual

>>150431166
>>150431188
thanks guys

>>150431196
lol nah. they are a joke now. a shadow of their former selves. can't even afford to pay the worst shit kickboxers to come to k-1
>s-so!!!
so now they have the absolute dumbest retards fighting. i watched a guy who threw zero feints wind up a giant slow overhand and his opponent just freaks out and blocks his body as the heem lands across his face. it's embarrassing. it would be sad if it weren't so pathetic. iwnwtca

You guys think I'd make it in K-1? I'm 35, 5'4, 200lbs and did 1 class of boxing

>contender series heavyweight who won by knockout weighed in at 207lbs
we have some of the stupidest athletes in the biz

Who is your favorite fighter that only fights once a year and always goes to decision?

>Jourdain vs Davey grant
and
>Kyle prepolec vs drew dober
have been added to UFC Vancouver
prepolec loses but Jourdain/Grant should be fun

>>150431353
That cards a beast

>>150431353
jourdain is getting heemed
prepolec vs dober is legitimately a coin toss at this stage of dobers career, sadly

Calling me bitch n shit

>>150431377
Jourdain is winning the split decision
Prepolec is genuinely fuckin bad he goes out in the first

>>150431387
davey grant is making a quick turnaround(for him) and wont be subject to the ring rust debuff he usually has from fighting once a year max

>>150431353
>Prepolec is white
It's Dober...

somebody contact dana

Why did gable Steven pull out of cji? But still fighting MMA 2 weeks after cji date?
Surely a cji super fight I would pay more than his debut MMA fight, so that would be the one to pull out of if it was a money thing

Khamzat beat DDP worse than Raja beat that pro wrestler, where was your outrage then?!

>>150430577
so they can be special snowflake contrarians, or they want to appear as le rational internet man who sees no race, the adult in the room, a decent human being

>>150430951
>if that pro wrestler Stu says this was assault, he will lose his job and never work in the industry ever again
>therefore he might say it was all scripted and not press charges
>lets wait to see what he will say

That's what angered redditors/gurucells. Literally the most milktoast centrist video.

>rampage will live long enough to see his son get turned into a woman in prison

He didnt deserve this

>>150431441
He probably doesn't need money right now and tapping to a heel hook or whatever might hurt his brand in the future.

Starting a family is fucking insane

You basically gotta get a job or you go to jail for child support and the kid might hate you or be retarded or gay or female

I mean holy shit its like giga-slavery, slavery that can at any time get 10 times worse with no escape

>>150431504
what are you trying to say

>>150431473
Why american prisons are so gay
You dont see that shit here

Just watched a Jaxxon and Rampage was pouting and seething the entire podcast. Then he leaked that Bear kept Rampage out of his podcast studio anytime khamzat was there. He wasn't allowed to enter anytime they were using the gym lmao.
I'm assuming it's because he always called him Cumslut She'mave.

I bet moicano doesn't even know what the settlement is about

>>150431473
Rajadaddy will be makin' piggies oink on it for him thoughbeit.

>>150431441
One circus bjj fight vs an opportunity to join the ufc in a year or so

>>150431541
Wait until you hear about what your daddystani brazzas are up to in the Russian military...

Stricksissies...

Gane will make the Raja incident look like a joke when he gets his hands on Tom

>>150431448
This.

>>150431568
Luke uses AI? Doesn't he know he's stealing from artists?

>>150431545
rampage too alpha for the snuggler hug man

>>150431570
I'm terrified for tom, he doesn't deserve to get his skull caved in but it will happen anyway

>>150431566
Im not russian

>>150431568
>>150431575
It's crazy that the "@grok draw this ghibli style" trend has permanently tainted AI art with piss yellow forever. The lazy broke piss art of shame.

>>150431530
that's cool what happened next??

>>150431574
People are using this situation to blow a racist dog

Legacy Stocks

Ganebros, Doumbetards, BSDsisters........WE EATIN GOOD

>>150431614
i'm ashamed

>>150431619
Cedric in the baggy jeans

>stu's promotion is affiliated with wwe
>wwe wrestlers are pretending to blame syko stu
>stu's promotion is telling its wrestlers to repost the beatdown
yeah this shit is a work isn't it

>>150431586
I know. You're Algerian living in France. Your point?

>>150431619
Nothing will top Korean Zombies reality show that was just big brother except you beat the shit out of each other

>>150431632
Dana in the wwe business pulling strings for Rampage

HIS NAME WAS SYKO STU

>>150431598
Pause

>>150431652
Muh fight club is based I knew brad pitt was a schizo like me

>>150431647
season 2 when

>>150431557
Nah, he'll be with other blk boys. They'll want to break him in. Probably 5 on 1 on the first day, sadly... I could see them extorting him for his daddy's money every week.

>>150431598
if that were true Adesanya would be all over this situation

>>150431632
They lost affiliation. WWE wrasslers are in support of Stu. Stu's promotion is being told to not talk to police, likely because they can get in trouble having him go into the wrestling spot without any instructions or paperwork.

BREAKING: I SHAT MY PANTS JUST NOW

Yeah im drunk and stoned at 6 a.m. fuck you

>>150431663
You don't get fight club don't pretend like you fucking do redditor

Nigger

>>150431709
I'm at work so just stoned

Just woke up bros. Didn't get to watch DWCS. I was too busy creampieing a redheaded PAWG MILF.
Is it worth a full watch or skim through?

>>150431778
I feel like Goobs face drastically transformed from bulking up on steroids.

Nigger tits

brooklyn...my beloved

>>150431667
Only piggies do that.

Rajadaddy is walking free.

I miss Pereira.

>5'9
>insecure

He's getting gaped on the daily in prison

Bekzat heems

>>150431792
Conor looks like a different person every year

>>150428789 (OP)
Is it normal to be turned on be female grapplers? I already got a femdom/bondage/asphyxiation/facesitting/pain kink and I saw this on live tv back when it aired and Gina didn't bulk up. I wanna be put in submission holds by a hot fit girl.

Do you think Tom realizes that when he loses to Gane, he will have the most tragic downfall in UFC history? That he will be the laughing stock of the PooFC, no matter what he does after? It won't just "be tragic"... it will literally BE A TRAGEDY, in the literary and theatrical sense. The Tragedy of Tom Aspinall will be a campfire tale that coaches pass down to their mma students... A cautionary tale to scare them into training harder, and to scare them into learning how to sell a fight.

>>150431780
Dressed up as Derek Vinyard one time and no one got the reference

>>150431879
Yeah you're really weird for wanting a woman squished up against your body in erogenous ways

Fucking dolt piece of shit.

Ireland, hear me out: Make Conor your president and as soon as Chandler calls him out again, you put Chandler in jail for 10 years for threatening bodily harm onto your head of state. Bulletproof practical joke.

What heems are on this weekend?

>>150431895
He took a dive to portajon

>>150431972
CJI

>>150432057
bappa if I wanted to watch hugging I'd leave my room during family reunions

>>150431619
Lmao
Doumbe was constantly trashing Gane over social media

shitslam kakhapiss

>>150431972
Rockhold/Till
Ferguson/Papi
Dillon Danis MMA return
Dirty box including Rosenbaum, Breeden and Hector Lombard
Big weekend for combat sports

>>150431972
Tone fight week

>>150431972
mine. I'm killing myself

>>150432135
>>150432111
>>150432105
>>150432057
Sad state of affairs

I was happy about the cracker barrel logo change it made it seem like a safe environment for me but now im too afraid of getting jumped or lynched by rednecks to go into one

Say that to my face.

>>150431632
So the "affiliation" was loose. Something many local promotions do in a skeezy way. Same way a local mma gym might tie their name to UFC if they have a guy who fought in UFC once, or a former UFC fighter created the gym
For KNOKX, they say they are "affiliated with wwe" because Rikishi came out of that promotion (an extremely fat guy who wore a thong and smothered guys with his ass cheeks/ass sweat). They likely deleted it because all the eyes were on them and more people would see the "wwe affiliated" and wwe might get asked about it which could get them in shit.

yall talm jive ?

>>150431926
The president of ireland isn't the head if state it is a completely ceremonial role with no real power

>>150432090
Isn't the beef more between Doumbe and Fernand Lopez?

>>150432057
no gabi, no watch. simple as

Who will be the raja to my syko stu?

I boycott the jaxxon brand just like i boycott the state of israel

Another poster embarrassed me yesterday and I want my receipt. Stop playing with me. /heem/ will never call me a bitch again.

>>150432270
Ganeful taste

>>150432315
yous a bitch. I bet you won't jump some old white guy

>>150432315
bitch

>>150432315
fake crashout

>>150432315
chat said you're a bitch

>>150432064
Oh shit, this was an underrated comment

>>150432321
>>150432334
>>150432355
>>150432360
Aight. Bet.
*slams Finland and lands 23 unanswered punches to his face*

Listen Hunter, Arman Tsarukyan is too dangerous. We just got this Ilia kid to be a big star, give him another lay up. Someone like Justin Gaethje, you know?

>>150432315
Here me now; I respect you and I want no troubles. Respectfully.

I would be known as "the man of chance". Id make my opoents roll an dice before we fight. If its odd I instantly tap before any strikes are thrown; if its even I become Raja

Nigger

>>150432481
You’re worse than Raja

Pereira will knock out Ankatranny.

Ankdaddy by murder.

Combate global tomorrow, ONE on Friday, and dazn on Saturday

Why is the deepstate pushing that Joe Rogan isn't funny?

>>150432481
You guys need to stop!

>10 men dancing in and out of a square
>23 blows to the human sacrifice
>10 + 23 = 33

>>150432542
Is he wrong though?

>>150432541
Anon Joe Rogan is part of the deep state

Raja did nothing wrong

I have never heard a single funny joe rogan joke

>>150432577
i agree. Heeming is never wrong

You've been hit by a smiff criminal

>>150432541
they're desperate to win back the culture. that's why lately you might have noticed podcast appearing out of nowhere with a seemingly "over night success" with their sub count (bots) and high production value (probably backed by a massive studio). A lot of them are pushing an anti-joe or anti-right narrative.

joe rogan confronting mensia was funny but other than that i don't really find him funny but to be fair i never fully watched any of his standup

>>150432621
Funnier than anything Joe Rogan has said

>>150432637
Don't it's terrible. Like legendarily bad. He's worse than Schaub.

>>150432542
>1:35 am
>1:26 am
Lul

I'd walk out to Kefka's theme from Final Fantasy 6, dancing mad. And then I would beat my opponent in a surgical 50-45 decision

>>150432638
Him almost crying while glazing Ronda was quite funny

remember when pereddit ducked his own callout

call me bitch n shiet

if my dad gave me millons of dollars i wouldn't care if anyone called me bitch

Quit playing with YNs like Raja

>>150429730
>innocent arabic
oxymoron

>>150428824
Yep, you're up next kid. Get your shorts on.

>>150430505
unironically stands more of a chance than fucking gane

jdm will beat islam
aspinall will beat ankalaev

>>150430505
>moving up after only two losses
BUM!

Heeminder that if Tom takes more than 2 minutes and 4 seconds to finish Gane then Jon still owns the heavyweight division

>>150433180
I guarantee Gane would be fighting for the scorecards so not gonna happen.

>>150433180
>>150433205
I guarantee you, Gane will heem

someone post the strickland storming into cage video

CSO let's go Tony

>>150433111
no he doesn't

Is the gilly goose meme over with you yet?

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

tony is going to murder that fat little flip

>>150433518
Using the term murder in the context of combat sports is not appropriate given Raja just attempted it

HEEEELP! I've been turned into a Mouse. Turn me back at once! Help me pleasee

>>150433541
pro wrestling is not a combat sport

>>150433562
It is technically. Please be careful with the language you use next time.

>>150433589
>Professional wrestling, often referred to as pro wrestling or simply wrestling, is a form of athletic[2] theater[3] centered around mock combat with the premise that its performers are competitive wrestlers. It is thus distinct from the genuine combat sport of wrestling.

I'm seeing more and more of these opinions, I hope this stuff grows. Dana will have to do something soon.

Make UFC great again

>>150433621
It seems like you’re citing Wikipedia. Your argument can instantly be dismissed on that basis.

>>150433626
Lol this latinx bitch is in a straitjacket

>>150433638
you're citing nothing at all

@Grok is Wikipedia a valid citation?

That is NOT prolific, is it?
Or is it? What the hell is going on?

>>150433676
*whipcrack*

I'd suck Prolifics Bumhole so hard I might induce a premature bowel movement. I'd dodge it though, she's not sexy enough for me to enjoy tasting her poo

Wikipedia can be a starting point for research, but it’s generally not considered a valid citation for academic or formal work. It’s a crowdsourced platform, which means its content can be edited by anyone, leading to potential inaccuracies or bias. Most academic institutions and publishers prefer primary or peer-reviewed sources, like journal articles, books, or reputable databases.If you’re writing for a formal context, use Wikipedia to get an overview or find references listed at the bottom of its pages, then cite those original sources instead. For casual or informal purposes, citing Wikipedia might be fine, but always double-check the information against more reliable sources. If you’re unsure about a specific context, let me know, and I can tailor the advice!

>>150433638
Wikipedia redirects you to other, more complete sources if you want to further inquire on a topic.

Jon "Raped" Jones

>>150433712
He was using Wikipedia as his only source. He didn’t go any further and thus he failed terribly with his argument.

*tears khamzat apart limb by limb*

>>150433626
>NOOOO george don't take me down

>>150433740
mmm raw arugula and wedged parmesan my fave

>>150433726
I checked the article and this is one of the quoted citations, looks solid enough.

Raped bitch.

>>150433779
It’s not credibly peer reviewed. I can’t reasonably trust this citation.

>>150433786
dont call jon jones that

>>150433795
Understandable, have a nice day.

>>150433796
It's what he is! It's what he is though!

I haven't heard whipcrack in aaages

You fucking junior college dropout.

>>150433757
Kys

beastmode

Reminder for white people: this is what happens when you run your damn mouth

Purple Aki dies the same week Paddy is outed as dusting up a tranny's mahogany stained ring piece. The Mersey is full of darkness. Praying for Till on the 30th

did jon jones get raped because he's gay? or is he gay because he got raped? food for thought

>>150429454
That's America's ass

>>150433626
yeah they should penalize hugging on the mat.

You guys are just going to let me stay as a Mouse. I knew I didn't have any friends here

I spun the nigga around and put the nigga in full nelson

Is fucking trannys a lifehack? Like a sex lifehack?

if pro wrestling isn't legit then how come brock lesnar won the UFC HW title?

>>150433850
you win millions of dollars in court and your assailant gets raped by the aryan brotherhood in prison?

>>150433867
Thanks man, I knew I could rely on you. And good to see you

>>150433887
When did they arrest Raja?

>>150433854
according to statistics i think the latter is the reason. i wonder if jones got raped by one of his nfl brothers

>>150433852
>the patron saint of black pedophiles is dead
Toby in shambles

>>150433887
We don't sign our posts here.

met merb
he was wilding desu

Why did Rumbles son try to perma heem Psycho Stu

The rancho Cucamonga DA has decided not to press charges against Rafa citing it was "all work"

Marks hold this L

>>150433895
Just remembered that tweet of an african explaining she can't conceive the future because it hasn't happened yet. God bless you.

>>150433927
Raja's mexican cousing Rafa? He's a beast

>>150433942
Why are Nigerians like this?

>>150433956
do you call him Haja?

>>150433942
is that the p diddy of UK where he asks to grope boys muscles

>>150429381
Your environment does influence you though, the real problem here is that as you age you're supposed to do something about whatever baggage your parents left on you. The more time goes on the more its your personal responsability to still be a fuck up because of trauma.

>>150433942
Ok....two Birtish people? Whats the get my guy

>>150433977
Yeah he just died

>>150433969
yes

> Tito is dumb on the surface level but he’s not a morally corrupt person, Chael is smart on the surface but is a morally corrupt person
chat is this a good take?

Heem owns pw that beat down was so satisfying to watch likes bro you're 40 years of age m8 go settle down with a roastie like the rest of us

Tito you're breeding brother

>>150432111
-CSO-

He's 40 years of age!! Big fat 40 year old stu out there getting the nose smacked off him.

>>150433996
Tito is chatoic good
Chael neutral evil

>>150433984
hehe

Chael Sonnen is a HERO in this household.

I will reserve my judgment on the Raja Jackson situation until I have heard Bryce Mitchell's opinion on the matter

Chael Sonnen and Joe Rogan are birds of a feather

>>150430661
Chile mogs argentina at wine my man, but the other two are true. There was a time brazil was the best at football but I don't think that's true anymore.

Raja was told by management that he should invade the ring as part of an angle
Raja was told by AJ Mana, a wrestler working the event, that he could give Stu a receipt. In fact he was told that if anyone had any problems with it AJ Mana would take care of it
Raja is not a fan of wrestling, he is not knowledgeable of wrestling culture, nobody informed him what a "receipt" means in wrestling, other than hit him for real.
Raja told the promoter he was going to hit him for real several times, nobody bothered to explain how it was supposed to go to him.
The promotion is now trying to keep the police from talking to the wrestlers.
This entire episode is entirely the fault of Reno Anoai'i, the promoter, who explicitly told Raja he could slam Stu and punch him multiple times.
At worst you can get Raja with manslaughter. He was an outsider not sufficiently prepped on proper ring conduct. This is a case of negligence, not murder

>>150434019
You have sex with men.

Leon heeming Usman was my favorite ufc moment watching

I'm not even biased, I'm not against wrestling but MMA has become like gymnastics, it's all scored like a checklist. Sterling's corner was telling him to finish rounds with a takedown knowing it would be impossible for him to do anything with it, they just know they'll get a nice mark for it

>>150434063
Scuba Steve also signed a waiver acknowledging he could get hurt in the ring

>>150434063
source?

>>150434063
didn't he say on camera that if he got 50 subs he'll kill stu

>>150434068
Hell no I don't

>>150434076
Ending rounds with a takedown has been a common tactic for like 30 years
It's about optics. Nothing in the scoring criteria actually says you win the round when you do that but judges see a guy end on top and like it.

Isn't it a bit ironic that Syko Stu wasn't even the one who was truly Syko? Having said that... I worry that Raja may not actually be da Clone. Perhaps there is another Clone out there, one even more sinister.

>>150433942
RIPBOZO
that’s what you get for asking Raja to squat you

>>150434063
this is a dumb take when you consider the scenario where he was told, instructed even by the promotion to beat stu to death. would he be any less culpable then?

>>150434089
You have sex with male to female transsexuals that you meet on homosexual dating apps such as Grindr.

Some doos end a round with a takedown, some end with a flurry if you hate one or the other there's other sports to watch.

>>150434099
Well that's pathetic, win by "optics" why even go into MMA, become a dancer or something and put on a dazzling show of optics for real.
You just solidified my point

Don't like it? Just heem

The only reason Raja hasn't been arrested is because Stu didn't die. In Lib Angeles, you literally have to kill someone to get arrested.

Raja smacked the nose off that fewl 40 years of age!!

>>150434118
This fat lump of nothin' actually drinks soda LMAO

>>150434128
Raja knew this

It was mutual combat. nothing to see here

>>150434134
You literally have autogynephilia.

>>150434114
Proof?

is stu up yet or is he still in a coma

>>150434122
Oh my god you're dumb, what do you think the flurry is for in the last 10 seconds? What do you think Gustafson is hoping to achieve?
A TD is the opposite aim, it stalls

>>150434076
When you have geriatric retards like Gus Tomato scoring fights it's important to finish looking visually dominant. Winning by points is based anyway, Usman, GSP, Evolev, Sterling, Merab. All peach of beasts

>>150434151
He's probably still sleeping. He had a rough day at the office..

>>150434125
>win by "optics"
If you intend to win the fight you have to think about winning rounds, and a good way to win a round is to try to pull out in front late in to it. This is basic game theory
It's really not the revelatory

>>150434155
It's meant to leave a dominant impression in the judges mind in the final seconds. I thought this was universally understood.

Some guy smashes a prop beer can over my head? I'm taking the opportunity to get back at my dad for bantering me

Aaron "Optics" Pico

>>150434151
He now has to ring a bell to communicate like that guy from breaking bad what do you think

How is the Raja situation any worse than What Vince McMahon did to that poor toilet of a woman?

>>150434155
>What do you think Gustafson is hoping to achieve?
To look good for the judges. Most of those punches are garbage punches that have little capability to really hurt the opponent. A burst of activity in the last 10 seconds is just good optics more than anything. If you've ever seen Sean Strickland fight you would understand this perfectly

Raja wasn't subjected to 24 hours of horny texts from Vince

Very hot takes on the whole raja situation I will be sharing ITNT

Rampage proved that it's valuable to have many different races of children out of wedlock. He has asian ones to do his taxes, and black ones to rack up lawyer fees which he can launder his dirty money through.

is that good or bad

Fuck Stu for milking the situation for sympathy and attention. He’s causing stress to Raja; he’s also been getting racist threats as a result of Stu’s overdramatized beatdown.

https://youtu.be/-koRr88MZbk?si=UD2xIj30CgsgniDz&t=851

brock lesnar did the same thing and no one cared, y'all white folks are just racist.

Raja jackson will get 1 year of probation and go on to kill an elderly coupls who cut him off in traffic.

>>150434151
There detections of brain activity but doctors have said he's deciding to sleep for a few months to aid his recovery.

OH MY GOD BAJA BADSON JUST SHARTED ALL OVER SICKO STEW

Optics anon optics

>>150434227
>>150434227
>>150434227

Rajas a bit cheeky isn't he

i was just over at grand strategy games general and good god did I miss this place at its lowest its higher heights then that cesspit

>>150434229
Just how strong is Till?

>>150434187
You're an idiot, you think Gustafson throws just to move his Arms? Next you'll be telling me N'gannou just want to tap people to put a show on for the judges. You're a bit less of an idiot that the other anons above so you'll at least get a reply, the rest is so idiotic I can't even entertain

>>150434199
theyre all black