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>>150429252 (OP)
Fuck anime

>>150429256
based

WAAAAAAAAY too early for a nu

'stros

dodgers

Ms will walk off the poodres
screenshot this

Mets and Mariners have the same record.

DOYAS

posting in the good thread

this is the thread?

>giants won against all lefty pitchers
>verlander got a W
Fold your franchise cubbies

he tried to fuck it up but didn't
please someone hit another dinger

>>150429384
Yes

we're here
>>150429373

>>150429373
>>150429373

kek kike

can you fucking subhumans stop making multiple threads

KEK everyone is tired of cuckgang and their faggot shit. even the gay yankees AI poster stopped trying to impress them. you're not bad, /mlb/.

>Jeremiah Estrada
This is where the Poodres choke.

>>150429411
What did we ever do to you

>5 run lead
>Ohtani decides to get an RBI
>3 run lead that is completely losable still
>strikes out

>>150429471
it'll be fineee tanner scott is comin' up

good game, reds
-blues

>>150429574
the dodgers falling back in the standings was the only thing left I had to look forward to today

>>150429609
i mean, we got like thrity games left

huh?

dafaq?!

>doyerjannies deleted the reckiebro's thread
;_;

us thus nu?

>>150430497
we just have to wait and see

baseball :)

baseball! :)

chadres won

>>150430598
I wanna fuck you

>>150430569
kekini!

>>150430569
kekashini!!!!!

I guess the important lesson is to not fuck with baseball

the cubs lost kek

>>150431011
fuck yOU!!!!111

>>150431011
PFMCA

dodgerchads won that nu war btw

Da Cubs

Why is Ryan Helsley suddenly so bad?

pfma...

>>150431069
Stearns really went out and got a second ryne stanek

My poodres won :) can we please kill Dylan Cease

>>150431069
pressure of playing in new york + supposedly tipping his pitches

at least they got him for practically nothing

Closers are such a recent phenomenon that it's hard to find obscure ones. Really fucks up your rarity score.

Good morning Metsfrens.

McLean sweep on our minds....

>>150431272
Thank God. I still shiver thinking about giving up Isringhausen for Billy Taylor in 1999.

Sometimes closers for bad teams fail in other roles on teams of substance.

This season is certainly been a roller coaster ride. I do not know if my Mets will win anything or blow it and end up missing the post season, but I will certainly enjoy the good times and root for my team until they clinch a playoff spot or get eliminated. That's what good fans do. Go Metropolitans.

Buffaloes about to lose in Kobe

>>150431347
>>150431394
>>150431375
gm

Doyerfriends I know we live rent free in your heads, but could you tone down the shitposting a bit today? Thank you :)

gm

Every day a say a quite "thank you God" that Taylor Swift decided to get involved with a football player.

>>150431164
I say we trade him for Nathan Eovaldi. I'm thinking he's tipping his pitches.

>>150431716
we really lucked out with livvy dunne for out resident broad huh

>Holo Holo Fest is this weekend at Petco Park
>It's not about Vtubers.

>>150431735
>>150431747
Are you the same person?

>>150431311
saves and stolen bases are my weakness

Wait, so jannies deleted the actual general and kept the muncythread. Is this a joke?

MY Metsies go for the sweep of Filthadelphia and I WILL be watching today

>>150431864
I wouldn't say its a joke but have noticed they have a Doyer bias

Carp win! That's 3 in a row

>>150431864
>>150431886
they deleted like 50 doggiedoos and fundies posts the other night. never seen any other shitposts like that deleted when someone blows a game.

. . . . .

>>150432028
Just don't read anything in the thread before the coffee posts start

>>150432028
The Padres Mariners game is at 4 tho?

>>150431989
Yeah I've gotten banned and warned dunking on the doyers, but never see their shitposting get deleted

>>150432072
Then you have the Doyers game later plus prime time spamming

>>150432028
Baseball will eventually die out in the west coast when everyone is replaced by sovlless Pajeets.

>>150432122
that is charlie kelly though

>>150432072
so you’re telling me that game is going to spill over into BEAST coast hours? oh lord

>>150432141
It' be pretty comfy if it weren't for doyerpacos and astromiguels desu

>>150431989
I’m not understanding. The Dodgers lost yesterday? Glad I went to bed early last night regardless.

>>150432156
/mlb/ is great until these hrt faggots start showing up

>>150429256
fpbp

>>150432165
It’s usually great until all the dodgers and padres fans start strolling in around 10PM, which is why I’m eyerolling at the padres’ afternoon start today

>>150432191
“fans” by the way is a term I’m using very loosely.

>>150432161
No it was Saturday, when the padres beat them.

phillies look cooked with the wheeler and duran injuries

>>150432191
yea it's crazy how you can see it roll in like a wave of toxic sludge

wish the Mets were playing at 1pm today lol

Doyer stadium is the biggest shithole in MLB

>>150432211
Duran isn’t injured thoughever?

>>150432244
yeah he's obviously hurt in the ankle

>>150431552
>yankees hat
shameful display

>>150432216
I feel bad for the actual dodger fans who try to post here because obviously there are some, but you’re right, the shift that the thread takes is uncanny

>>150431975
my carpies! :)

>>150432387
how did Kermit get cum in powder form

Since pitches were first tracked in 1988, there have been 566 instances of an MLB pitcher winning 5+ games as a starter in a single calendar month (regular season).

Only one of them threw fewer than 400 pitches that month: Clayton Kershaw (395 in August 2025).

>>150432519
I know "wins" are stupid and fraudulent but this is really the proof I needed to be totally sure of that fact.

No one cares doyerpaco

>>150432519
just a prelude to him giving up 7 runs in .2 innings in the playoffs

>>150432519
Doyerpacos really love regular season stats. That's almost as bad as pretending Doyer stadium is good kek

>>150432545
Kershaw had a 1.88 ERA throughout August.

Per Sportsnet:
>Alek Manoah recorded five strikeouts in 5.1 innings during his latest start for the Buffalo Bisons in Triple-A

>5.1 IP | 6 H | 3 R | 0 ER | 2 BB | 5 K | 1 HBP | 85 P

He may be fully back next year.

>>150432519
Dodgers are scoring in his starts, and they pull him well before they do anyone else with less mileage on their arms. I hope he doesn't retire after this season.

>>150432587
Yeah but.

>>150432587
Oh yea what was his EBITDA?

>>150432587
Can't wait for his implosion in October

>make a harmless post about kershaw
>7 straight seething (you)'s
holy shit my doggies live rent free

Be honest with me bros..do the Memener's have the magic this year?

No one cares doyerpacos

The league couldn't handle the terror the Yankpos dynasty would bring, so the (((players))) and the (((owners))) caused the '94 strike to happen. The wrong Canadian team moved.

>>150432699
*woooooooooooooooosh*
the mariners will magically miss the playoffs by a single game the third year in a row

everyone cares dodgerchads

>>150432699
no its yankees dodgers. league needs to bribe the big spenders to get the salary cap in 2027

>>150432717
sorry bro, you're making it this year.

>>150432519
truly one of the goats

>>150432654
he will be on the IL before Sept 20

>>150432669
We all know who are behind the (You)s

>>150432727
not if my starters have anything to say about it

>>150432759
who?

>>150432604

Isnt he still bleeding from the brain due to Recker's mindfuck? That's a pretty huge cock.

>>150432852
He has a huge cock too? Some guys get all the breaks!

>>150432742
Gayest Of All Time, my Kershy :3

>>150432762
Imagine if everyone was healthy and pitching like they were last year.

>>150433021
It's infuriating how fucking badly everyone but Woo fell off.

I'm old enough to remember when Mariner fans were bragging about how their org knew how to keep arms healthy and it was hitting they had trouble developing

>>150433094
The arms are mostly healthy, they just suck.

>>150433144
mostly healthy but sucking usually means they were pushed too hard and will more likely end up on the IL than experience a bounce back to previous numbers imo

Who are the mostly healthy butt sucking pitchers of Seattle?

My tigers have been playing atrocious defense lately

>>150433215
>>150433185
There's nothing wrong with Castillo, but Gilbert and Miller and Kirby have all been on the IL at some point, and of those only Miller seems like he should have some kind of surgery.

>>150432717
Many are saying this.

>>150431864
It's a good thread I don't blame them

>>150433377
t. OP

>>150433313
I'm kind of at the point of thinking you can only hope to expect 2 healthy years vs 1 of injury/ poor performance from any pitcher at best.

>>150433402
this is why David Stearns won't sign a pitcher to a massive free agent contract

>>150433366
>>150432717
How has no one in the AL West unseated the Trashtros for like 10 straight years? Makes no sense to me

that funky muncy

>>150433422
jobber division

>The Blue Jays' bullpen is amongst the worst in baseball in the month of August with a -0.6 WAR mark
Same shit as last year but with better arms this time, something's rotten inside.

>>150433304
Please continue this at least through the Mets series.

>>150433419
I don't think that's the answer either. I think you have to have 2 TOR type arms at least along with a lot of depth to win it all under most circumstances. it seems like most everyone thinks trying to stack a pen is the cheaper/easier/safer route to go though.

>>150433466
What’s TOR, precious? What’s TOR??

>>150433419
Sometimes you have to. Look what Crochet is doing for Boston.

>>150433489
you're the only person in my life to refer to me as precious <3

>>150433422
Don't ask questions, just take hotdog from heaven and get excited for next homestand.
>>150433402
I am also thinking this.

What you gotta do is develop pitchers that are really good and don’t get hurt, while also signing big name free agents who are also good and and don’t get hurt to team friendly contracts to fill in the gaps.

>>150433507
went to the game on saturday and realized I could see into Jerrys box perfectly from where I was sitting, couldn't help but keep glancing up at him and he basically had this look on his face the entire game until sometime around the 6th or 7th he started eating popcorn

>>150433536
I'm just happy there isn't anyone here acting like they have all the answers

>>150433536
umm source?

The Brewers have shown that good coaching is incredibly important and that a lot of teams likely have bad coaching

>>150433579
Don't worry Jerry flex pass sales are through the roof, your job is safe.

>>150433609
>a freakin pancake! I’m pancake Pat!

>>150433609
>cheating = good coaching

Despite its flaws, MLBtv is a pretty good service. I fear what ESPN will do to it

>>150433609
TIL Manfred radio controlled balls and satellite infielder positioning system is good coaching. Fuckin nitwit.

>>150433665
this year (or last year?) they finally fixed not being able to skip commercial breaks on game VODs so now its perfect
i just use a VPN to get around the 90 minute blackout

SPEAKING OF MARINERS PITCHING
Hancock is recalled today and will be throwing out of the bullpen (this is good and they should put Miller in there too)

reminder the lillies are 0-2 ever since alec bohm crashed out about a microphone

>>150433700
Yeah it's pretty convenient and the phone app finally doesn't lag anymore. I just hope they let us renew it normally without signing up for Disney crap next year

>>150433616
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>Make a play for your health, with the official healthcare provider for your Seattle Mariners, Virginia Mason Franciscan Health. I'm Dan Wilson....

>>150433794
>yeah, Cal, my knees are still feelin' it

>>150433742
could be based. cheesed to see the rat king again
>>150433794
>>150433818
my 710am KIROniggas

>>150433665
Just like back in the day when WWE network was around, had it's issues but compared to what's happened to their streaming/library now it was absolutely perfect. All kinds of functionality completely removed never to be see again.

>>150433620
The lack of discussion on this whole pocket pancake thing is proof that general interest in the MLB is waning. If Steve Kerr did that shit, we would be hearing jokes about it nonstop.

if espn ruins all TV baseball coverage which they probably will I will just start listening to all the games on my local radio just like jesus intended

>>150431683
i haven't watched baseball for a few days, what happened that made this dogshit meme

>>150433877
For me, it was am 770 with Rush in the morning and am 710 with Rizz in the evening.

>>150433609
the brewers have shown that you can cheat in mlb with impunity

>>150433988
oh it was really funny, Bohm chimped about some dish mic that's been hanging in the same place since the Mets moved out of Shea so they paused the game for 20 minutes to move it

>>150434074
how is that bohm's fault? was he supposed to know that incompetent personnel would spend 20 minutes on this?

>>150434111
From 2007 until two days ago it wasn't an issue.

>>150434111
because it's been there since before he was drafted, and for every game he has ever played at the Bank

>>150434074
not just that but for the rest of the game the philth got no-hit and the Mets scored 10 runs unanswered.

>>150431864
janny thought the original recker thread was part of the spam

>>150434152
Recker spam is worse than Muncy "spam"

>>150434152
Literally falseflagged kek

>Yankees afternoon baseball
I sleep

>>150434298
i crack open a beer and enjoy their misery

>>150434161
this isn't even a muncy thread

>>150434298
Yanks are fun to watch. They're not my team of choice, but I follow them pretty closely.

>>150434328
I know and someone said it was. whether or not it was intentional seething misrepresentation or just stupidity or both it just adds to the chaos here.

test

>>150434387
failed

Short porch classic

>>150434318
>misery
>playing against the second-worst team in baseball
They're bad, but they're not that bad

>>150434418
>2/30
Yankee Stadium & Steinbrenner field, what a joke lmao

i fucking love science

Can't Trump just EO the Nats out of existence?

Why is Volpe in the lineup

>>150434526
They're embracing the homerun or bust way of life a little too much

>>150434541
cuz he da nex' jeetah, he jus' needs mo' time

>>150432864
Manoah has a huge cock?

https://youtu.be/t3iPM9tF4Kc?si=T0xzEsRGonHJat7I
Why can't we implement bits and pieces of European football culture into American Baseball? It would make things better in this country.

can't believe my yankees sharted away another season

>>150434074
>>150434137
what was the complaint? was there glare off the dish interfering with vision?

>>150433054
remember when the mariners were in first place?

>>150434555
No one but Cashman and Boone thinks that. Even Kay is sick of his shit.

smallball and getting on base is the future of baseball

Indians are on the board

>>150434729
based

Can't sleep so watching baybaw

holy double homer yankees

A Judgian blast!

>>150434729
I'm okay with them being on the board, as long as it's back in India

faglins kek

Washington getting destroyed

>>150434909
It's 1812 all over again

Why can’t other contenders sweep bad teams?

>>150434957
Why do the Slinkees only look good when they play bad teams?

>>150434970
Counter point, you SHOULD look good against bad teams.

Bat full swing on catchers hand. That looked like it would've hurt.

did the jannies nuke the other /nu/ to get rid of the spam? kek

>>150434970
But they’re a top 10 team against >.500 teams in the last month.

>>150435060
manfred made the call

>jeetkaner getting entire gennies nuked now
discord lost
jeetkaner won

RYMAC BOMB (18)

>Nats fell for the Korean pitcher meme
You idiots! It’s the Japs who can pitch.

>>150435035
Catchers are now risking it all to steal strikes. Some stand too close

How do any of you hit fastballs on DD? They’re just too fast and im always late on them.

The "national" in the Nationals name stands for national disgrace.

Time to deploy the National Guard

>>150435175
Ouch

Yankee fans on Monday after sweeping Nats and White Sox:

"WE ARE SO BACK!:

>>150435176
game genie

Patkees legend

Developmental success

Benjamin Kimball Rice

RICED (22)

>>150435176
You just get used to it. Go do batting practice or lower the difficulty if it's too fast for you.

>50 minute half inning
The absolute state of the nationals.

powerful...

Don’t let my Yankees play the Nationals in the playoffs!

>>150435259
>White people

>>150435263
>he thinks the yankees are making the postseason

>>150435259
so true!

>>150435204
>playing at a .700 clip
>everyone else in your division is playing ~.500
>4.5 gb of the division lead
>multiple weeks of baseball still left

>>150435282
I think probably yeah

>>150435282
I’ve seen a Canadian use this exact same file. Why are you VPNfagging jeet?

>sanchez trying to score white people points by hating on indians
too obvious senoooooor

This is J6 all over again

>>150435302
>you cant just save and repost a reaction image!

Why does your team refuse to beat up on bad teams?

>>150435341
my team cant

Yanks will be awaiting the wildcard victors from the ALDS throne.

Pitchers see Anthony Volpe stepping up to the plate and are overcome with a feeling of serenity.

Did the Nats just forfeit the DH for rest of game?

you must be this tall to be a yankees star, sorry kid

Who can actually beat the Yankees besides themselves? We have MVP Stanton, MVP Judge, MVP Bellinger, MVP Goldschmidt, GG Volpe, GG Jazz, CY Fried, CY Rodon, ROTY Gil, ROTM Bednar, ROTM Weaver, ROTM Doval, ROTM Devin Williams, ROTM Tim Hill, and ROTM Leiter Jr.

>>150435204
Yes.

even though the yankees arent making the postseason you kinda wish they were just because you know the pressure would destroy them instantly. it would probably be even worse than last year since now the whole world is expecting (and rooting) for it to happen.

Who’s really beating the Yankees this year? Be honest.

We’re rolling out:
• MVP row: Stanton, Judge, Bellinger, Goldschmidt — pick your poison, they’re all hitting moonshots.
• Gold Gloves: Volpe and Jazz flashing leather like it’s a daily highlight reel.
• Cy Young arms: Fried and Rodón turning lineups into strikeout clinics.
• Backend Bullpen Bombers: Gil as ROTY, and a bullpen so deep it’s unfair — Bednar, Weaver, Doval, Devin Williams, Tim Hill, Leiter Jr. All “Reliever of the Month” guys. Good luck finding a ninth-inning rally.

This isn’t a team, it’s a trophy collection in pinstripes.

Boston? Houston? L.A.? Cute. The only team that can actually stop the Yankees… is the Yankees.

Everyone else? They’re just extras in our highlight reel.

>>150435472
>The only team that can actually stop the Yankees… is the Yankees.
scouting report confirms this

>>150435472
Grok is this true?

>>150435472
i dont know who is going to win but i am certain is will not be the wankees

>>150435471
The thing is: if they make the postseason, your season is already over.

Nah but to be honest this shit doesn’t excite me the team is ass I will not be believing until proven otherwise

>>150435497
all grok does is take the majority opinion from reddit anyway so yes its true according to grok

>>150435520
We'll know who we really are after the Tigers, pooston, period sox, and blow gays coming up.

11 UP

my doggie doos will repeat
screenshot this

>>150435546
Only one of these teams has consistently demonstrated their ability to succeed: the Astros. The Blue Jays are unlikely to make it, and the Tigers are struggling after having peaked early in the season. The Red Sox will secure a wild card spot. October presents a different challenge. The fluctuations of the regular season don’t matter as much; when given the opportunity, the Yankees can lock in and perform effectively.

Remember, they have always told us that our season is over.

These games suck donkey balls in an alley

>Ogasawara
Kek

I've never seen yankee fans on this thread before where'd they all come from?

>>150435772
Kino

>>150435778
>dodger fans before September 2024

>>150435843
It’s YankdominicANOs, Yankwops, and (((Yanks))), chud.

>>150435639
Oh right, pooston are getting a lot of their guys back. I wouldn't count out the Tigers though.
>>150435694
He ate shit last year even though the 5th inning happened.

need this

>>150435694
It is.

>>150435915
Never count out the tigs

>>150435948
>catsup

>>150435948
Little too much ointment for my taste.

>>150435878
Everywhere!

>>150435518
damn imagine if that guy had just put the Padres
eziest money of his life

Retiring:

Justin Verlander
Charlie Morton
Yuli Gurriel
Max Scherzer
Justin Turner
Yu Darvish
Martin Maldonado

Inducted:

Max Scherzer

Did I miss anybody? Who do you think will retire this off-season? Who do you think gets inducted into the HoF?

>>150435518
Kill all betfags

>>150436156
I can't believe you left out Kershaw.

defend all betchads against the brown poorfag hordes

>>150435948
Throw some mustard and onion on that cheeseborger and it's perfect

>>150436205
He's only 37.

>>150436228
He's retiring at the end of the season ya doofus.

>>150436156
>ynr Verlander beat the cubbies last night

>>150436269
usually cubs fans are white, what's up with paco here?

>>150436156
Darvish is contracted until 2028 and he may end up being inducted as a 'special case' (most wins ever for a pitcher who played in both NPB and MLB). Same with deGrom who's likely going to be the first 'modern starter' to be inducted despite not having standard HoF level career numbers.

>>150436304
Zack Greinke gets in before DeGrom.

So we're agreed that the season is already a failure for the Dodgers?

Anything short of running away with the division, winning 100+ games, and winning the WS is a failure for any team with the highest payroll and as reigning champs.

The Doyers are only the 4th-best team in their league and will not come close to winning 100 games. The Brewers are making a mockery of the NL.

How much copium are Doyers "fans" dealing with now?

>>150436156
Nathan Eovaldi.

>>150436333
well, he'll be in the ballot before deGrom so yeah

>>150436343
their bullpen sucks and some players are underperforming

That Recka zz tho

>>150435778
Their local synagogue

>>150436343
sewers are cheating and/or going to collapse
dodgers fans dont' care about baseball though they're driven by their fundamental insecurity of being hispanic

>>150436574
>sewers are cheating and/or going to collapse
I keep seeing this. You think it's the 2017 Astros all over again?

>>150436680
sewers always collapse in the post season, they are chokers

LGM

I can't be doing wit this

IT'S A TRANNY

>>150436924
Sogay Ohtranny?

>>150436924
they're all trannies

>The FBI says it is investigating the shooting as an "act of domestic terrorism" and a "hate crime targeting Catholics".
>It also confirms the killer has been identified as Robin Westman, a male born as Robert Westman.

>>150436954
What team and position did he play?

>>150436924
based taking out catholic kids before they grow up and give tithe to the pedo tax haven

our side wins the mass shooting
your side loses

>>150437005
Was he in the Dodgers or Twins minor league system? I don't understand.

>>150436924
>Galatians 6:7-9

>>150436999
your nose is showing Moshe

Padres/Angelbros…our response to getting GAPED by a Winnesota Twink?

>>150436999
oy vey

kikes out in force on /mlb/ today
deploy the doyerpacos and poodrepaco tradcath reserves

>>150437091
Wander Franco religion

>>150437107
So he was in the Twins minor league system, got it

>>150437137
kek

>>150436265
source?

>>150437137
But I'm Muslim.

Indians win the ballgame!

Damn, Volpe is even getting punked by the Nationals.

>>150437137
kek

poodrepacos seething lol

>>150437294
nonsense, he's elite

>>150437283
Inshallah, the Padres will win and make you seethe!

>>150437117
>>150437091
>I-It-It's okay when OUR dress wearing pedos do it!
>You must be a pedo from a different funny hat book club than me!
>I'm gonna JOOOOOcuse!

Thank you for the sweep, Liberty Bros. America's team appreciates your efforts in bringing the world title back to the East Coast and away from foreign hands.

>>150437321
kek

>>150437338
>seething that france and the UK will recognize palestine
>try to take it out on Christians
ahahahah kike

gg Nats. See you next year. RIP Expos.
>>150437312
He'll be elite as a Seibu Lion after his contract is up since we're not getting rid of him anytime soon.

Padres time!

Don't worry, anon; you're correct. The other clowns look exactly like themselves.

Woo vs Yu today

lowkey want the mariners to get swept in the ws

>>150437567
Put Cease in the bag.

>>150437632
We need plant poster and emperor palpatine poster now more than ever

>>150437690
You cant fix him

It's not over.

>padres mariners
>dead thread
come on guys, where is your vedder cup spirit?

broken bat infield hit breaks Woo's perfect game

In field single kino

>>150438058
>Vedder Cup

>>150438058
Don't worry once the Padres start losing this genny will become alive

>>150438058
I'm driving.

based dodge from Bogey

Holy shit that slide lol

that trident drink cup at T-Mobile looks silly

poodrepacos seething they didn't win the worthless pearl jam thing kek

>>150438359
we'll make up for it when we face the Mariners in the World Series

Why are all trannies terrorists? Hmmm makes you think there should be some kind of investigation into language used etc

Baseball :)

>>150438411
i could explain it but I dont want to get banned for off-topic

Go Mets

>>150438392
lol lmao even

>>150438411
it's a false flag
>HEY RIGHT WINGERS, THIS TRANNY HATES ISRAEL AND LOVES RUSSIA
>YOU HATE TRANNIES RIGHT?
>SUPPORT ISRAEL AND UKRAINE GOY

>>150438427
many are saying this

Luke!
>>150438359
Not meaningless.

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

kek poodres

DAAAAAAAARK STAAAAAAR

>>150438058
Eddie Vedder? The lifelong Cubs fan? Da FVCK?

>>150438691
The very same!

>Arraez sucks batting second
>We rightfully move Laureano up!
>Now Laureano can't get a hit
I hate that Mike Shildt will feel vindicated by this performance

What did they mean by this?

>>150438766
It's just a cursed spot at this point

>>150438850
O Kek….

>>150438691
once again proving East Coast > Flyovers > Brown cast

>>150438850
He's a trophy azzbend....

>HEY RIGHT WINGERS, THIS TRANNY HATES ISRAEL AND LOVES RUSSIA
>YOU HATE TRANNIES RIGHT?
>SUPPORT ISRAEL AND UKRAINE GOY
and the jews had them kill christians in a white state just to add their kike spite

>>150438858
Profar was a great 2nd in the order hitter...

>>150438875
Yeah totally that proves that. I agree.

>>150438858
I got a cursed spot for ya

What players has Recker Analized in studio?

>>150438850
Reckerchads stay winning

Xander's 20th SB he got during this game now sets a career high, and people thought he was slipping

>chikaner getting entire gennys nuked now
kek

just have to keep this game within 1 run through the 6th inning so the Mariners bullpen will choke it

>>150438946
recker mindfucked manoah

>>150438969
does he typically deliver pizza to your door?

>first game had like 20 home runs
>now every ball dies at the warning track
Once Cal hit 50, Manfred didn't want any more dingers in this series

We're going to get blanked aren't we Padrebros?

Is Papa Murphy’s any good? I’ve been out here for six years now and still never tried it. Why the fuck am I gonna buy the pizza from you and cook it myself?

>>150439204
Haven’t been there in many years myself but I always enjoyed their chicken bacon artichoke pizza.

>>150438766
>saying this when you're going against one of the best pitchers in the entire league
Tbqh I wouldn't do any judgment until the bullpen comes in

kek poodres

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

Msbros :D

Murphy’s Pancake House of Epicness!!!!

kek I stopped for a burger and where did those three runs come from?

PRRRRT

KEK POODRES

>>150439463
Julio single, stolen base + error allowed him to take third. Naylor walk. Geno home run.

>POODRES
KEK

Just for the farts, Doyerpacos are now cursed to lose today as well.

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

BIG DUMP IN PROGRESS!

Yeah we're not winning the division

PRRRRRRRRRRRT

Our rotation is so mid bro.

These are the same posters that report doggiedoos kek and JigC for spam btw.

STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT BASEBALL THERE'S A PSYOP GOING ON

>>150439204
I don't get it. Would you go to a restaurant that sells you raw ground beef, loose lettuce, bag of buns? That's a grocery store dummy lol not a restaurant

>>150439714
>These are the same posters that report doggiedoos kek and JigC for spam btw

These are the same posters that report doggiedoos kek and JigC for spam btw.

>>150439588
>Poodrepacos thought they had a shot at winning the division
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA KNEEL YOU PEASANT

Doyerpacos = trannies
Trannies = jannies
Therefore…

>>150439847
Duck & cover!!!!

>>150439736
No one cares Alejandro

kek poopdres

The transitive property omkek

I am out. GG M's it was comfy while it lasted

Bat Shit Brazy

>darvish choking again
>somehow padres will come back to win this as they always do when darvish chokes

>ohtani starting today
>somehow dodgers will fail to give him run support as they always do with their japanese pitchers, also reds have yet to be swept

>>150439847
how could a doyerchad do such a terrible thing in minneapolis ;_;

>>150439937
later bitch

>poopoopeepeecacapoodres
KEK

>>150439770
>These are the same posters that report doggiedoos kek and JigC for spam btw

>>150439992
garbage pail kid looking muthafucker KEK

Doyerpacos = trannies
Trannies = jannies
Therefore….

>>150440051
lol I remember that movie, he really is

Come on Padres, come back and chase Woo away!

Doyerpacos = trannies
Trannies = jannies
Therefore…

>>150440082
bubble bass

Padres really do be living rent free in doyerpacos heads kek

Doyerpacos seething and reporting rn kek

Don't get cocky Mariners, this is setting up for a Fernando grand slam!

I’m taking my clothes off

>>150440245
this but the opposite KEK

poodres getting gaped?

>>150440256
lol @ this retard

Kek doyerjannytrannies seething

a LOT of upset "people"(i use the term lightly) in this general right now

Im chillin tho

>Alek Jacob
how has this guy lasted this long

>>150440381
They've been rather uppity lately

poodrepedos malding kek

I CAN'T HEAR YOU DODGER FANS
MAKE
SOME
NOISE!!!!!!

Doyerjannietrannies think they’re making waves when everyone just laughs at them lol. Pottery.

>>150440381
>poodrepacos can't comprehend not thinking and posting about the dodgers from the time they wake up to the time they go to sleep
oh kek

>>150440517
true except the other way around kek

Posting in the Dodgers general!

>>150440553
holy cope LOL

Dadbros got em pretty riled up huh

>doyers are losing: thread is full of seethe about the padres
>doyers are winning: thread is full of seethe about the padres
>doyers aren't even playing: thread is full of seethe about the padres

Ouch

attaboy M's, nail those fuckers

CHARGE THE MOUND LAURIE

>>150440582
cope on em!

It's a rerun episode of Butted hurted doggie doos

>>150440594
it really do be like that kek

>>150440594
every accusation an admission KEK

Frequent white noise is still white noise doggie doo bros

>>150440632
Chadres and kek seethe stunted on the doggiedoos kek and they haven’t recovered mentally.

why are doyerpacos like this?

Is it just me or has this been a pretty ho hum season for everyone aside from a handful of Midwestern teams?
>>150440594
Maybe /mlb/ in general just likes to dunk on the padres

I'll be impressed if it's ever clever someday

kek machimpo

poodres lol

What is the baseball equivalent of Grimsby?

>2 on,1 out
Surely they score here

surprised they haven't posted the "led division by one day" meme

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>>150440680
/mlb/ dunks on poodres, doggiedoos, mest, stankeedoos, cusb, faggotbacks, memeiners, etc. You only get banned for posting one of those memes though. I’m noooticing…

honest question here. Why is Machado of all people the "captain" on the Padres team?

>>150440753
kek

someone post the edit

Will Woo be chased out before he's done with the inning?

>we summoned alejandro the seething spammer
LOL now it's a shit show

>>150440773
>RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDSSSSS

>>150440788
No

>>150440773
I have it, but I don't want the banhammer dropped on me

>>150440804
kek... KEK!

>Kirk and Ernie sitting out today's game
understandable, there's an off-day tomorrow and they've been playing with swollen hands

>>150440773
>>150440812
>Nuked in 1m4s

doggie doos kek

>admitting he's white by having to color the skin brown
kek absolute state of spics

get fucked umpie!

Oh no

Finally a run

alejandra thinks he's white kek

Alejandra seething again kek

DON'T GET COCKY, MARINERS!

>brown chicano spics seething about white argies
kek

I think we need game threads again

oh no..

>bases loaded
HERE WE GO

I'm getting kind of bored with poodrepaco and prrrtposting. I think I'm gonna stop for the rest of the season.

Uh oh stinky Marinaras

we got too cocky, dodgerbros...

>Woo's streak is over
>screaming into his glove as he leaves
Chadres MINDFUCKED Woo

Where is nu?

>get to doggiedoos kek post when the dodgers aren’t even playing now
Kek, doggiedoos!

FUCK YOU DAN

/nu/

>>150441027
>>150441027
>>150441027

/nu/

>>150441003
Working on it sir.

>>150441003
I'm making it now.
DO NOT MAKE ONE YOURSELF AND DO NOT SPLIT

>>150430473
Based. I love Dodgers.