Thread 150434830

you're gay

I'm a cowboys fan, and I love to suck cock. This is my story.

>>150434830 (OP)
qrd on this lineman? has he been blacklisted for being a fag or what?

>>150434841
Nah that’s me

>>150434830 (OP)
The Kangz week 4 on have the best pass catching room in the NFL and it's not close

What is the minimum acceptable final result for the Detroit Lions going into this season? NFC Champions or bust?

I miss him so much bros.

There will never be another.

>>150434848
He's always been a lil freaky

>>150434848
whitelisted for being zesty

Who were the biggest frauds last year, the Vikings, the Broncos, or the Commanders?

>>150434852
>has to post AI because his shit team has no OC
kwab

I am absolutely certain that the Super Bowl will be either us vs the Vikings or us vs the Niners.
Literally 100% positive.

>>150434863
Commies.

Say something nice about the God amongst men, Jason Sanders. He is currently healing and needs our support.

Cocks, hairy anuses, the taste of semen, and the embrace of a strong man as I drift to sleep.
Can’t wait for this season bros. Go Titans.

>>150434875
eagles will kick the dogshit out of both of those NFC teams if they meet

>>150434858
Not so fast!
https://www.tiktok.com/@joelklattshow/video/7537679301185998094

>>150434863
Vikings easily. A 14-3 team barely beating teams like the Jaguars, Bears, and Cardinals then getting blown out in their first playoff game against the Rams.

>>150434848
busy hands in the pile up

The debate is over

>>150434903
>tiktok

nah im good

>>150434891
Outside of dynasties it’s rare for a team to be super bowl tier two years in a row, which is what everyone always expects to start the season. It doesn’t happen. They’ll fall off same as the Rams, Bucs, 49ers, etc. and there will be a new hot team in the NFC

over 20 interceptions in a season is pretty garbage

>>150434863
Commanders because their defense was and will continue to be dogshit.
They were the Bengals with an easier schedule

>>150434863
Lions

Patty Cuckitini

Were people actually taking this parsons shit seriously? Like how retarded do you have to be.

>>150434886
>Jason Sanders
He looks like a Mennonite

>>150434875
My Ninies will be lucky if they can get a wildcard spot

>>150434919
I'd agree but the roster is too comically stacked, only way they fall off is injuries or a 2023-tier coaching disaster

>>150434921
Would never happen to my Goofball
>ball slips out of his hands cause he tried to run 3 feet to the left.

>>150434889
For me, it's the firm yet yielding touch of another man and my Kansas City Chiefs

>>150434921
what about 30 touchdowns and 30 interceptions?

>>150434912
Regular season no longer matters in neo-sports. Everyone knows the Chiefs have been sandbagging and trolling for the lulz, whereas Baker Mayfield is tryharding for an NFC South title.

>>150434863
kangz
at least the commies had some fight in them in the playoffs

>>150434941
Like from Smash Bros? Get that gay shit out of my thread, this is the nfl thread not the toys for toddlers and manchildren thread.

>>150434905
The eagles lost to the Falcons, and barely beat the saints and browns
What does "almost" losing to a bad team matter lmao

>>150434912
I'm sorry, but did the Statmutt already lose? Oh, that's right. The thread isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only 100 posts. Does not having the lead at 100 posts count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the thread is still on? The Statmutt is still posting right now and they have been the best poster in the /nfl/ general for how many years now? They're posting one of the best QBs in the NFL who just happens to have 3 rings by 29 because they're feeding off the energy of posting in a regular ass general. But you know what? Brady still fucking sucks by comparison in his 20s. The Statmutt is one of the best fucking posters in the /nfl/ general, they went undefeated in every debate last year and Mahomes would of won the Super Bowl if the LT didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Statmutt wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Webm spammer just posted the same Webm again when they needed to get a new one, just like all you other losers di. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Mahomes topics because you're a fucking hater who doesn't like him because he's the fucking GOAT at age 29. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your posts now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make posts like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>>150434968
what's this hothead going on about?

>>150434863
Sam Darnold
The Kangz are probably a conference championship team this year without him

>>150434958
Pretty fucking awful.

>>150434941
He's not from the moon wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFYyCYP4RhE

>>150434971
Because it wasn't one off games. The vikings entire season was barely beating bad teams and then turning it on against the Packers for some reason. That's why they got btfo'd in their only playoff game.

>>150434942
I believe in them, CMC is back and I’m still a Purdy truther
>>150434943
That’s true but I’m going to have to see it to believe it, I’ve seen too much of the ring a round the rosie for NFC teams to buy into the usual “the best teams will be the best teams again” preseason hype. I think I might have mentioned this to you before, so I apologize if I sound like a broken record but I’m expecting injury issues as well, I think Barkley and the O-line, which remember was struggling in the postseason, in particular

>>150434958
Bears would kill for a 30td qb.

>>150434958
Based and balancepilled

My Rammies :)

>>150435019
Are poop!

>>150435027
>>150435031
Kek

Bone Eggs

>>150434980
It's some fag with like bat wings or something. My kids talk about it when they're over my house on "supervised" visits with their mom. She tells me her new husband is probably at home playing it while they're gone.

>>150435031
ngl I'd pull it apart and eat it
not paying for that shit tho

>>150435046
Bro out here doing the Naruto run baka desu senpai.

>>150435027
>>150435031

>>150435048
you're thinking of super mario from Super Mario

Ahhh......

Ahhhhhhhh.......

AHHHHHCHOOOOOO!!

>>150435031
Should have made it a desert pretlez with peanuts and carmel.

>>150435066
>*Succession theme plays*

>>150435066
Somehow we have reached something worse than cable.

*kneels respectfully towards you*

>>150435062
No, I know who that is. I played that as a kid but promptly dropped it when I discovered girls.

>>150435066
>he pays for "content" on the internet
>he pays GOOGLE for "content"
>he pays for sports "content"
Yeah I'm sorry anyone this deep deserves their fate at this point.

>>150435085
It will get worse

>>150435062
No stupid smash bros are those flat burgers they advertise on tiktok or whatever.

>>150435102
he jumps about and goes wahoo! yippee!

>>150435048
This is a strange amalgamation of bait.

Is it too gay athletes get effectively blacklisted by their teammates. Theyll ignore him and not invite him to hang out anymore

>>150435121
>t. gay and brown

Animal Teams:
-bird teams-
Ravens
Cardinals
Falcons
Eagles
Seahawks
-cat teams-
Bengals
Jaguars
Panthers
Lions
-miscellaneous four-footed predator teams-
Bears
-four-footed prey animal teams-
Bills*
Broncos
Texans**
Colts
Rams
-aquatic mammal teams-
Dolphins

Human Teams:
-teams named after blue collar professions-
Steelers
Cowboys
Packers
49ers
-teams named after noble to neutral lifestyles from 100s of years ago to present-
Chiefs
Patriots
-teams named after neutral to ignoble lifestyles from many hundreds of years ago-
Vikings
-teams named after despicable lifestyles from 100s of years ago-
Raiders
Buccaneers
-teams named after the fallen Nephilim offspring of the The Watchers and the daughters of men-
Titans (Greek)
Giants (English)
-teams named after a single man-
Browns
-teams named after a commissioned officer ranking above a lieutenant commander and below a captain in the Navy or Coast Guard, or a job title for an officer in charge of a unit in the Army-
Commanders

Teams Named After Human Inventions:
-electricity-
Chargers
-aircraft-
Jets
-a jazz song-
Saints

*If Bills actually means plural of the man Buffalo Bill, and not Buffalo (plural), they belong in the teams named after a single man category

**If Texans means the people and not male Bovines as their logo would suggest, then they belong in the "teams named after noble to neutral lifestyles from 100s of years ago to present" category

>>150435126
No, a lot stay on the DL and just fuck eachother's brains out when no one is around.

the chargers are named after horses though

>>150435126
Yeah, it's why Rodgers is shunned

>>150435130
The word is "zesty".

>>150435155
Fuck!

>>150434875
sell your chiefs stocks, you're not going to the superb owl for the next decade

>>150435126
I literally just have no patience for fags, that simple. I used to be more liberal and open minded but I realized it was programming, now I trust my visceral reaction when I think of two men kissing or doing worse, and I hate them. B-but I was born this way! Then you were born fucked up. Many such cases. Not like there aren’t Indians in the world who don’t have a choice either. Or serial killers with low IQ, high aggression, crossed wires. It happens. Nature drops dookies too.
Go Chiefs.

>>150435167
Don’t make me come over there

>>150435141
A grizzly bear would heem all the animals and humans (assuming he's on home turf in forest and not an open target for cowboy guns or viking arrows)

>>150435167
Bogdanoff? I thought you were dead. People bought the dip after the Super Bowl rugpull. They will learn.

>>150435009
>it wasn't one off games
The Vikings has a plus 100 point differential and 4 of their "one score games" were 2 score games where the other team scored, attempted an onside kick, and failed.
They got btfo in the playoff game because they had no interior dline, no interior oline, and a QB who had a total meltdown with the lights bright

>>150435163
He really, really likes his team mates.

>>150435187
i'm not kidding, the chiefs are the 04' patriots

>>150435196
CUTE!
Captcha: SWAYGY

>>150435201
It’s probably comforting to think so but it’s not true and we’re not similar at all. We started this dynastic run when we shouldn’t have, our team wasn’t ready. It’s just now starting to actually shape up into an elite roster. We’re just getting started
Also, Mahomes is not Brady. Part of the reason for the Pats’ long drought was Brady was transitioning from a game manager bus rider to an actually elite QB, which took time. Mahomes doesn’t have that problem and is just now entering his prime

>>150435201
Yeah, I remember when the Patriots didn't go to a superbowl for a whole 10 years after beating the eagles. Absolutely nothing happened of note in 2007 or 2011. Nothing at all.

>>150435219
Forgot pic

Patriots claimed former Giants QB Tommy DeVito on waivers.

>>150435235
The guy from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?

>>150435224
>we're
>We
>we
>our
>We're

You’re listening to the Life Bussy Lessons podcast with Aaron Rodgers and Trevor Lawrence.

>>150435249
no this guy does a bunch of jersey Mike's commercials

>>150435250
We're is we are, not we our, retard.

>>150435250
You don’t know me

THIS WIN HAS AN ASTERISK TO IT BECAUSE THE CHIEFS WERE WITHOUT THEIR STAR WIDE RECEIVER RASHEE RICE

>>150435224
when you realise that your team is done for the foreseeable future ask yourself how did I know beforehand

How many this season?

>>150435264
Oh like the one where he gets mad and starts yelling oh noes theys gots the Jimmy's johns? He like a mafia dude.

>>150435269
I am he as you are me and we are he and we are all together.

>>150435308
Just tossed salt over my shoulder. Your jinxes have no power here

>>150435310
That's gay

>>150435319
This explains a lot.

>>150435260
That doesn't exist

>>150435235
What's with people naming their kids after Bobby Brown and Goodfellas characters? It was 1998, they have no excuse. What's next, naming kids Madonna or Jesus?

>>150435326
*I take this back, apparently the origin of tossing salt over your shoulder is that the devil sits there and you rudely blast him with it in the eyes. I’m on his side, and did not do that.

>>150434978
>did the Statmutt already lose?

>>150435319
If ai gets its facts from Reddit then why did Grok go full Hitler for a day

>>150435325
I saw the colors in the thumb nail and thought they made a black buzz lightyear. Marshawn could play him in the live action movie

This is true btw

>>150434863
Sheagles, actually. Got about as easy a path to the Owl as possible

>>150435365
First of all, AI is more sentient than they claim, second, pattern recognition

>>150435387
Recognize this bussy

>>150435279
>>150435301
The league originally wanted to suspend Rice for double digit games. That is promotional malpractice. The young female demographic is the only demo the NFL has struggled to grow and they were gifted Taylor Swift who is a chick magnet. This is most likely her last season attending games since Kelce is about to retire. The only chance you have at retaining those girls is if they watch the Chiefs win a Superbowl and become real fans of the team.

Michael Penis Jr

>>150435365
>Being forced to read Reddit
>Not going full Hitler

>>150435387
>AI is more sentient than they claim
a circuit board will never be sentient. it will replace NPCs though.

>>150435379
If you call them frauds then you have to call the commies and chiefs frauds for getting blown out.

>>150435374
Taylor Swift chose him because he's #87 and her favorite number is 13, so together they make 100.

>>150435400
She’ll still be around after Kelce retires because Kelce will be. She’s a Chief for life same as he is

>>150435408
Butlerian Jihad when?

>>150435408
Neurons, axons, dendrites, synapses, will never be sentient.

7 HOURS OF COMMERCIAL FILLED FOOTBALL STARTS NOW

- stephen a smith

>>150435319
>home depot nearly 5%
?????????????

>>150435408
Sentience is just a high enough intelligence to be able to think about the process of thinking itself which an artificial intelligence could absolutely do once advanced enough. There’s no such thing as a soul and all the mystical ideas of consciousness are cope

>>150435440
It knows were all the inventory they say is in stock online, but is nowhere on the shelves is actually found.

>>150435419
Retired players don't attend every game though. Kelce might make an appearance once in a blue moon. He's most likely going to move out of that area. He's married to a billionaire, they're not going to want to live there.

>>150435440
Need to search how to repair drywall when your wife's son kicks a hole in it.

>>150434919
>excluding the teams that are successful two years in a row, no team is successful two years in a row
Wow, how insightful

>>150435462
That’s true but her strict attendance isn’t necessary to keep courting Chiefs fans via the Taylor pipeline, she’ll still be making outward shows of being a Chiefs fan and all the Swifties will still copy her. Not thag I care, this is just in response to your point

>>150435462
When you have his level of money you want to live in the middle of nowhere for privacy

>>150435435
le scientists don't have a fucking clue how the human brain works. how pathetic with all the billions in funding they've had in modern years, they literally can't explain how consciousness, the fundamental process of our entire existence, works in the slightest.

>>150435440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmIlUKo4dQc
https://youtu.be/ycPDM8OVqLI?list=RDycPDM8OVqLI&t=12
Home Depot needs to apologize to Sheryl Crow.

>>150435365
Because it was programmed specifically to do so

>>150435440
Really the only thing I use chatgpt for is finding certain things locally or finding the best proce and that's usually something like "find me the best price on 8ft pressure treated 2x3s in stock near *zip code*" it's a fucking bitch about it sometimes and just tells me to go to the individual sites and look it up myself. There's probably a lot of people asking how to install things themselves and it pulls instructions from there as well.

>>150435487
Not even the Chiefs owner wants to live in that shithole. He lives in Texas.

>>150435489
It’s just chemical reactions in a big brain, that’s it. Animals have smaller brains with less power. It’s all materially explicable

>>150435458
>your brain is no different from a computer
this is your brain on atheist leftism kek. imagine a fake AI chatbot having a gut instinct or a dream. you are insane.

Now that we know Rice will get a 6 game suspension I'm allowed to throw out my Eagles vs Chiefs prediction where I had the Chiefs winning 35-14.

>>150435517
>It’s just chemical reactions in a big brain, that’s it.
Whales have massive brains and zero self reflective consciousness.

>muh a""""i""""
lel we had chatbots in the early 2000s. They were amusing wastes of time then just like they are now.

>>150435517
Sperm whales have brains that are the size of your mom and they’re dumber than corvids. Size doesn’t matter.

>>150435526
Correct, we are biological computers. And the type of AI I’m talking about isn’t a chat bot, it’s when it would be a human tier brain transfered to an artificial body. In 200 years we’ll all be mostly artificial by the way, because these advancements will outclass our biology. The next step in evolution is by our own hands, artificial. Go Chiefs!

>>150435535
No one cares

>>150435549
>size doesn't matter
The white man's mantra

>>150435532
That boy is downright peculiar.

>>150435539
don't be so hard on your mother

>>150435539
>>150435549
That’s a good point but seems to be an exception to the rule and I’m sure someone with better knowledge of their psychology could explain why. Generally speaking, it’s about brian size. Humans mog animals mog insects

>>150435539
>Whales have zero self reflective consciousness
How do you know this is true?

>>150435196
They do have a bromance thing going on. I think Rodgers was his best man at his wedding.

Is it true that there are some people with no internal monologue? That’s hard for me to fathom. Do they just respond to stimuli?

>>150435539
Multiple species of cetaceans have passed the mirror test

>>150435400
this is a man

>>150435556
Tell that to this anon who was getting ready to bully me.

>>150435539
Oh really, is that what they told you? Dumb mark.

mfw /nfl/ is the most intellectual general on 4chan

What if John and so many of the Mara family all die in a plane crash that Kate Mara inherits the Giants. Would she be able to fix them?

>>150435655
das rite

>>150435655
You have to be intellectual to know ball.

>>150434958
Only a true gunslinger line WINston could pull that off

>>150435671
I didn't know monke had a caboose like that!

>>150435671
Want she in a movie where this happened?

Mahomes' prime years are being wasted on a bad GM, Mahomes hasn't had a 1k yard WR since 2021 and now that Rice has been suspended this trend will continue.

>>150435655
/nfl/ is carried by the Eye Test Chads. The statty boys and analytics geeks drag down the median level of discussion

>>150435692
I do not understand this ritual post

>>150435675
imagine what it's like being one of taylor's beta female groupies
there's probably no experience more soul crushing for the average woman

>>150435574
>Generally speaking, it’s about brian size.
Nah, there are dozens of animals that have bigger brains than humans and they have nothing compared to human consciousness
>>150435575
>>150435587
>>150435610
>NPCs literally rate themselves dumber than a whale

>>150435581
I don't believe that's possible. How do you not have an internal monologue? Even things like "I want a pizza".
>>150435489
Sounds like a difficult problem, man. At the risk of sounding like a pseud and talking about something I don't know much about, I would think that consciousness is a continuous emergent property of the complex processes in the brain. i.e. the classic replace neuron one by one meme.
Go Bengals!

>>150435693
I don’t know why you guys think this about Rice, our WR1 is Xavier Worthy. He was being developed last season, exploded and proved his potential in the postseason and is ready this season to be Mahomes’ main target. Rice will be a change of pace, crossing the middle possession receiver and #2.

>>150435655
To be honest between 65% and 70% of the posts are mine. I have entire conversations typed out and I keep sending them in different rhythms off 3 or 4 devices each with unique ip adress

>>150435693
How is Rice getting suspended for a hit and run Veach's fault?

>>150435709
vikings are gay i guess

This bussy is WR1

>>150435711
But they get to lord it over other women, and that's what's important to women.

>>150435719
Xavier will be out of the NFL in 5 years. His body cannot sustain years of physical play. He’ll slow down and start being injury prone quickly. He’s just too small.

>>150435724
Looks like Chief Schizo needs to amend his 5000 word essay

>Chiefs sign DT Mike Oxlong to practice squad
Not surprised they wanted to try him out

>>150435728
>draft dudes with character concerns
>they end up doing dumb nigger crap

Yea that's on the GM

>>150435733
This little ViQueef is getting stabbed if they bring him to Soldier field

>>150435743
We’ll see but it sounds like cope to me, like all the John Ross spam when he got drafted. I don’t think he’ll have a problem in the modern NFL, Desean Jackson didn’t. When you’re as fast as him, most of the time you’re not even getting touched

>>150435728
>How is Rice getting suspended for a hit and run Veach's fault?
In college he got into a fight over a girl and his homies shot up the guy's car while it was parked. The scouting report on Rice said he has talent but "he's not a good dude". That's literally the exact words one scout used to describe him.

>>150435777
>is getting stabbed
Yeah, in the anus by faggot chimpcongoans.

>>150435719
>He was being developed last season, exploded and proved his potential in the postseason
Most of the stats he put up in the postseason were during garbage time in the Superbowl against the Eagles 3rd stringers. That artificially boosted his stats way more than you think.

>>150435675
who is the hot chick next to the tranny?

>>150435810
I believe that's Jason Kelce.

HE DOESNT NEED NO OLD WHITE MAN

>>150435784
jackson was almost never on the field when it mattered.

>>150435733
But Yusei is a gigachad who has the biggest harem in the yugioh series so I don't get it

>>150435809
I’m not talking about stats, I’m talking about his performance. He was playing very well, running perfect routes, making crazy catches and getting separation. I wasn’t even watching the super bowl any more by the time he was doing whatever you’re describing

>>150435733
gay is one thing
flamer is another

>>150435819
is she single?

>>150435841
lol

I just learned about when Shadeur blew a 29-0 lead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVWWQLLR6f8
>going for it on 4th down when up 3 scores
Holy shit, coach Crime really is a retard

>>150435675
>mfw Taylor Swift

Taylor has Rodger Goodell pussy whipped.
>Rodger wanted to give Rashee a double digit suspension
Then Taylor broke streaming records on Kelce's podcast
>The next day the suspension is delayed
Taylor announces her engagement to Kelce
>The next day it's announced Rice's suspension will only be 6 games

>marrying a 35 year old roastie with 90% of her eggs already dead
Are they even going to have one kid? She's bordering on infertility, the baby's gonna be autistic or retarded or both.

>>150435891
garbage time faggotry

>>150435581
You know how you ask women what they want and they just sit there blank faced even though they keep bitching about whatever it is? It's that. Being hungry, knowing you're hungry, but your brain can't say i will go get this to eat you have to go ask a make with a functioning brain to make a critical life decision for you

>>150435713
>there are dozens of animals that have bigger brains than humans and they have nothing compared to human consciousness
Name them, and explain how you know they are not conscious.

>>150435891
Why is Joe Thuney on there. He's not with the Chiefs.

The New York Giants

SOVL or N0 SOVL?

>>150435891
He was really good once the chiefs were only down 40-6

>>150435719
>exploded and proved his potential in the postseason
kek do you actually believe this?

>>150435891
>pff

>>150435916
Why explain anything to you? You think you're dumber than a dolphin.

cut the bulljunk and just say it
if you hate Taylor and the future Mr. Swift you hate White people

>>150435929
No soul, unfortunately

>>150435719
I've been following the Chiefs training camp. There's a huge gap between Rice and all the other receivers.

Rice for some reason isn't considered a fast guy yet somehow makes greater separation than everyone else. Chiefs are going to miss him.

>>150435964
>You think you're dumber than a dolphin.
Where did I say that? And why are you working so hard to avoid answering? Is it because you're talking out your ass and don't know anything?

Rashee Rice is no better than an average WR2, which is why chiefsoids whining about how SBLIX didn't count is so funny.

>>150435796
more likely to get shot by a tranny in a church in minneapolis apparently
happened just today

packers

>>150436018
Brady-esque

>>150435903
No.
>>150435934
It’s not a matter of personal belief lol

>>150435141
Imagine unironically having your team be based on an inanimate object

>>150436053
Wow, you really proved your point with one mp4 of a single play. Great job, retard.

>toxins in the divisional round
lol

>>150435713
>t. whale mark

>>150436070
It’s called an example and you’re clearly not in the frame of mind to engage with this topic without crying

>>150436053
>No.
It literally is though.

So now that Rice is getting suspended then 1st 6 games, what's the cope?

>>150435141
>Bills
>Texans
Yeah, the name does not match the logo. Ignore the logo, base your analysis off the name.

>>150436092
No, it literally isn’t. His performance was being praised before the super bowl, you are fixated on this “garbage time” notion that nobody else cares about, because it’s cope. He played well all postseason. The whole time.

Giants will beat the commies week 1

!

>>150435272
>qb spy

>>150436110
The PFF rating you posted is very obviously inflated by the garbage time stats, so it is completely useless in this conversation. You're either a retard or not arguing in good faith.

>>150436018
Based

>>150435841
Big oof.

>>150435141
Chargers are a horse ya dingus.

>>150435272
>>150436139
Someone needs to explain why defenses shouldn't always just blitz on these plays. Send 7 and put 4 back at the endzone. The only possible way to get beat if you do that is on a meme lateral play.

>>150436141
This is the issue. I am talking about the way he played, and you are ignoring everything I’m saying and going “garbage time in the super bowl inflated his stats.” Great, not the conversation. I’m not talking about stats. I’m talking about how he looked, as a rookie who was developing. He went from just running in a straight line to be able to run routes, catch contested balls etc., I don’t care what his stats were. But you keep saying “muh garbage time stats refute you”, no they are your own personal cope and irrelevant.

Thats hilarious desu

>>150436017
it wasn't just Rice being gone. Their skill position players were rusty from sitting out multiple games. The LT was the biggest factor.

>>150436188
Why did you post the PFF rating then, asshole?

>>150436198
>rusty from sitting out multiple games
This is the most pathetic cope
>The LT was the biggest factor
So the excuse is that their team was worse than the one that beat them?

>>150435784
>>150435830
Jackson was an explosive athlete that had a long career for his size. When you look at his production numbers it’s obvious he was load managed his entire career, which is the only way that was possible. His targets and receptions are far lower than a wr1’s typically are. Xavier is going to have to be on the field a lot more than Desean if he’s going to be wr1. He’s also going to have to have fewer of those jet sweeps Andy likes to put him in, because it’s only a matter of time before he gets popped on a run if he’s doing it often.

they're basically the same

>>150436257
Allen is black, though.

>>150436191
You can see how far woke has fallen where now everyone's clowning on it

This is the best case scenario for the Chiefs. If they did a delayed suspension it would fuck up the chemistry of the offense. The Ravens were a toe away from beating the Chiefs with Rice, so they might have gifted them a win.

>>150436212
I didn’t. But for the record, I doubt PFF built their stats mainly off one half of a game. It’s probably more comprehensive than that

>>150436347
Ok but the problem is that its happening during our must brutal stretch of the season

If we survive 3-3 all should be good tho

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>>150436224
>This is the most pathetic cope
are you a retard. Do you really think Hollywood Brown who got injured in the preseason and only returned for the playoffs is going to be playing at 100% despite missing the entire season? Or do you think a guy like Pacheo who broke his fibula bone in multiple areas is going to magically be playing at 100% in a few months. Let's break your leg and make you take months off and see how good you are.

>>150435777
Kinky

We NEED a Travis Kelce tuddy in Brazil

>>150436257
Allen didn't lose half his skill position players. Nor did he have the strength of schedule or every team treating him like their superbowl.

>>150435835
Troonsei is boring and the worst protag, even worse than the faggot in Rush Duel

>>150435777
based digits

>>150436257
Stats don’t tell the whole story, Mahomes has a better mental for the game and a better arm (in terms of ball placement). Allen is very elite though, I’d say he’s already better than Manning was

>>150436231
Desean was a stick but he was actually a little thicker than Worthy, and somewhat built like a football player. Worthy looks like a track runner, not a football player.

>>150436187
The thought is that you can have superior numbers back in the end zone, because the offense always has to have 6 at the LoS. WRs are taller than CBs on average, so you don’t want them being in 1-on-1 scenarios for jump balls.

MJbros...

>>150436420
You are drastically exaggerating the effects, in order to cope. It's sad and pathetic.

>>150436187
>why defenses shouldn't always just blitz
They should. Or they should leave maybe one lineman to "pass rush" while everyone else covers a receiver. Eberflus doing neither of these is why he was a shit HC

>>150436231
>*Jets sweeps you regardless*

>>150436470
Allen has never had skill players

>>150436478
He's boring compared to Yugi and Judai, but his anime is the best overall besides the battle city arc of duel monsters

>>150436595
>the 'vaunted' ravens defense

>>150434846
Stop breaking into my car and leaving your game tickets.

>>150436655
most literate mahomesfag

>>150436581
>>150436224
>>150436017
>[WR1] Rashee suffered a torn lateral collateral ligament injured and missed the entire season
>[WR2] Marquise got a sternoclavicular joint injury and missed the reg season.
>[WR] Mechole suffered a knee injury in December which ended his season.
>[WR] Skyy was placed on injury reserve in Oct and didn't play in the Superbowl.
>[RB1] Pacheco broke his fibula bone and missed most of the season. He wasn't the same after the injury.
>[RB2] Clyde refused to play due to PTSD and missed the entire season
>[TEs] Jody and Wiley missed entire season
>[CB] Jaylen Watson fractured fibula and tibia and wasn't the same in the owl.
>[DE] Charles Omenihu tore ACL and wasn't the same in the owl.
>[WR] DeAndre Hopkins was coming off a torn MCL and didn't have enough time to learn the playbook.
>[RB] Kareem Hunt was on his way out of the league when the Chiefs called him on his couch.

>>150436554
Right but those receivers need time to get down there and set up their advantage. If you rush 3 the QB has all day. If you blitz then the offense is at a disadvantage because they have to throw short of the endzone or at least throw off-platform under pressure.

>>150436347
>The Ravens were a toe away from beating the Chiefs with Rice
lol no. Mahomes was still getting the ball back.

>>150436722
They just assume the Ravens would convert a 2 and end the game because why not, even though they… literally couldn’t score to begin with

>>150436718
None of these were a big deal. It's just cope.

I love how upset the mahomesfags got from this >>150436257 when it was created by Nick Wright (THE Mahomes guy) to defend mahomes by saying his "off years" were basically the same as some of Allen's best

Chiefsoids still haven't addressed the fact that Nakobe Dean being out for the Super Bowl was more impactful than any of the injury issues KC faced.

>>150436799
Anon I still do not know who that is.

>#Browns power up their running game by claiming RB Raheim "Rocket" Sanders from the #Chargers
chargers fans on xitter said he had a great preseason. i hope cutting pierre strong to get him will pay off

>>150436749
>>150436224
Even the Bills Dion Dawkins said the Eagles Superbowl was an asterisk due to the injuries.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7VLefdjXXA

>>150436720
You have a point if you trust your front 7. An elite pass rush team could do it. The average defense can’t guarantee they’ll beat the OL in time

>>150436799
>Chiefs haters really believe this

whats a good fantasy site for me and my homies to play

This is your life. Arguing and seething on an anonymous mongolese clam scraping forum. Find some actual purpose, anons.

>>150436873
Just do Yahoo. It's really intuitive and you can make your own league.

OH AND THATS A LOW HIT GETTING OUT OF BOUNDS

AND HES NOT GETTING UP

PATRICK MAHOMES IS BEING CARTED OFF THE FIELD WEEK 1

the concept of my chiefs poaching this wild beast...

If the Eagles are really the world champions, then why is everybody still coping about my Chiefs?
Really makes me think…

>>150436873
Sleeper has the best UI imo

>>150436889
Erm I make no money i am ugly and get no pussy or bussy so this is all I got

>>150436889
Sports is inherently dumb and a waste of time so no matter how you engage with sports you're still not being a productive member of society.

>>150436810
Why should anyone care about your opinion then? If you don't know ball then just lurk more.
>>150436869
Not an argument.

>>150436926
Based Chiefs hater

>>150436922
Touché

>>150436893
>>150436925
thanks ill check them out

my iggles gonna win another bowl this season

>>150436922
Because the Eagles fans know it was an asterisk win so they are insecure about it.

>>150436922
What cope does anyone have for the Chiefs? The Eagles certainly aren’t. Are you talking about other AFC teams?

>>150436939
Neither was your post but it didn't stop you from posting that nonsense anyways. Chiefs haters are so mentally ill, they operate under the assumption that the Chiefs can never have any excuses whatsoever but whatever team is playing the Chiefs gets all of the leeway and grace imaginable. It's genuinely fascinating seeing all of their mental gymnastics and lunacy in play.

>>150436938
>you're still not being a productive member of society.
Why would I contribute to this faggot ass society? Are you fuckin Mike Rowe? Get the fuck outta here.

>>150436830
why didn't his team beat the oh so injured chiefs?

>>150436987
Shut up gay numpty

>>150436718
>unless every player on your roster is 100% healthy in the super bowl it doesn't actually count

>>150437043
this but unironically

>>150436998
you probably voted for this so deal with it faggit

>>150437000
the defensive coordinator wasn't smart enough to exploit the Chiefs obvious weaknesses.

My Breeders :)

you guys are going to be real mad when tua is at the superb owl this year

Name quarterbacks who’ve got dawg.

>>150436900
siriani is a fucking joke. dude is going to be laughed out of the league after players get sick of his shit

>>150437043
that's an unusual amount of injuries for skill position players and you know it. It's a miracle they even made it to the owl.

this webm amuses me i'm glad anon posted it
>>150437085
brittany mahomes

>>150437078
Is that Steve Albini? Fuck that guy.

I make money and get both pussy and bussy who do i root for

>>150436718
pretty long list of practice squad bums

>win 15 games
>lose in the playoffs
>spend the whole off-season coping about how your 15 win team wasn't actually good because it was hurt
Why are Queefs and Loins like this?

>>150437120
What’s the NFL equivalent of this quote?

>>150437127
Horrid. Not my Chiefs. Kys

>>150436187
because you cant cover 5 WR with 4 guys and every QB in the league can hang it up there long enough for the WR to run under it.

>>150437078
Fuck this guy

sex with joy taylor

>>150437183
What did Breeders Legend Steve Albini do to you?

>>150437027
Dilate more

>>150437196
yeah i would

Here’s Joy with the boobs

>>150437196
skip...

>>150437196
Michelin tire lips etc.

I like that Chiefs GM finally said FUCK IT and cleaned house.

He finally got rid of Skyy, Hardman, and Ross. The new guys all look promising.

If even 2 of these guys pan out the Chiefs are going to be stacked with weapons for the next 5 years.

>>150436947
KEK @ Andy!

>>150437196
is beastiality

>>150437273
Veach is so bad at the WR position that he went with 8 of them. Not even he could fuck this up.

>>150436998
Ummm...you don't like my cuck pledge? How dare you?

>>150437100
Doesn’t seem to be an unusual excuse for Chiefs fans to use. This is the 2nd time in 5 years.

>>150437335
Usually I would agree but the one pick I was pounding the table for was Xavier Worthy and he did it, so I respect him again. Rice was also a good pickup. His biggest blind spot is actually RB, which is pretty hard for a Chiefs fan to endure, because usually that's our specialty

>>150437350
That is pretty zesty desu.

>>150436910
the cowboys should sign him, then trade him to the chiefs for a 7th round pick swap, then next week the chiefs trade him to the rams and so forth for every team that plays the eagles in that given week. boom, bussy push neutralized
although he might accidentally just straight up win the starting nose tackle job for the cowboys over mazi smith's bum ass

>>150437352
Damn that's crazy, do you think maybe playing an an entire season's worth of playoff games comes with a little wear and tear?

>>150436997
Ok, I'll start. Nakobe Dean was a starter, a borderline-elite player, and played at a position extremely important for their scheme's success. None of the KC players affected by injury were as important, and most of them that get listed played anyway. The closest was Rice, but he's not that good and they had plenty of depth behind him.

>>150437393
Patrice is rolling in his grave over Skeyup and Shannon's behavior.

>>150437273
I'm so glad Hardman came here to GB so he could muff a punt and drop an easy catch in his preseason debut

>>150437100
It's not a miracle that they made it to the owl, it's a testament to their excellence that even with a shitty WR corps that they've made back to back Super Bowls. They literally just need Xavier Worthy and one other guy to pop and then they're really going to terrify the league. Josh Simmons is looking like a menace on the left side.

>>150437166
If the ball is in the air long enough to get to the endzone it's not a question of having enouhg DBs to cover the WRs. They're all starting near the endzone and have time to all converge on the ball in the air. What you're vulnerable to when blitzing is quick completions or having no deep player to help if a CB gets beat closet to the line of scrimmage. Neither of those are relevant if it's a hail mary and the DBs start near the goal line.

>>150437120
he's dead

40-6. It’s a miracle for the Eagles that the chiefs made the owl, the Bills or Ravens would’ve made them actually work for the win.

>>150437439
I actually think it was a great pick up for you guys and he could be a major part of Love's arsenal going forward, he's not going to be elite but he's a decent weapon, especially for that receiving room

>>150437397
Still an excuse.

Is Stephen A. Smith really going to run for President?

>>150437100
Maybe don't ask your linemen to hold blocks for 45 seconds every passing down while you run around in circles trying to heroball?

Maybe don't abandon the run game and attempt 600 passes in a season despite having a mediocre receiving corps?

Maybe don't draft a receiver who's 150 pounds?

Maybe don't throw an interception and then dive into your own receiver's knee?

>>150437480
>the Bills or Ravens would’ve made them actually work for the win
True, but it still would have been a convincing win for the Eagles. They beat the Ravens in Baltimore and the final score made it look closer that it actually was.

>>150437384
To be honest this dude wouldnt work out in KC theres too much delicious bbq

>>150437365
>Usually I would agree but the one pick I was pounding the table for was Xavier Worthy and he did it
I wanted Ladd McConkey and surely enough I was right. Chiefs could have taken him.

Xavier Worthy would be a bust on 90% of teams due to his size but he has potential in Reid's system. He could be Reid's next DeSean Jackson. Worthy probably works best for what the Chiefs want to do which is deep balls and separation.

Bengods how we feeling

>>150437492
he's on the practice squad now.

>>150435929
THE new jersey gnats

>>150437527
McConkey was second for me, watching his tape he reminded me of Kelce the way he intelligently finds soft spots in coverage. Xavier really impressed me though, once I heard about his speed I watched his tape/combine and realized he was not just speed, he was the full package. His routes were way smoother than AD Mitchell's

Travis could never top this

>>150437406
>None of the KC players affected by injury were as important
So KC losing their #1 WR wasn't important? KC losing their starting Tackle and then having to move one of the very best guards in the NFL out of position wasn't important? Keep in mind that Mahomes was already operating with a spotty Receiver group and offensive line before that. Meanwhile, the Eagles still had Jalen Carter, Quinyon Mitchell, Zach Baun etc., so their defense was still elite. I don't understand the need to downplay what happened with the Chiefs like it didn't matter. If anything, Mahomes should be on an even higher pedastal for making it back considering that even before the injuries, Veach has completely failed him on the offensive line and at WR.

>>150437505
>while you run around in circles trying to heroball?
He had to since the OL wasn't holding up.
>Maybe don't abandon the run game
Chiefs had a weak yet highly efficient run game but after Thuney was forced to move to LT they could no longer run the ball.
>Maybe don't draft a receiver who's 150 pounds?
The mistake was drafting a rookie LT during a 3peat. Should have signed a veteran. Worthy's speed is useless if your rookie LT doesn't give you enough time to utilize it.

>>150437154
Well, thats a load of horseshit so probably Jaguars

Mahomes had the flu. Asterisk win.

>>150437617
What’s up with that zesty ass walk? Lol

>>150437674
Ironic how performing well with the flu is symbolic of a real GOAT

>>150437674
Ben Roethlisberger has herpes and won all those games.

>>150437607
> was still elite. I don't understand the need to downplay what happened with the Chiefs like it didn't matter. If anything, Mahomes should be on an even higher pedastal for making it back considering that even before the injuries,
Drafting and starting kingsley suamataia was the worst decision Brett Veach made. That probably cost them a 3peat. They just won a ring with Donovan Smith and he was begging to rejoin the team, yet Veach ignored him. In a world where they resigned Donovan Smith maybe Mahomes isn't running around like a headless chicken and Rashee Rice doesn't get injured.

Kingsley is now playing a new position and is the only flaw on the OL. Might cost them another ring.

>>150437674
>elite athelte
>shit tier immune system

Probably a nutritional issue. Should have laid off those nightshades

Why do you faggots always try to argue with me? I will never agree with your opinion and I don't are what you think of mine. I just wanna talk football. So fuck off next time.

>>150435675
That fact that she's wearing a romper knowing that the bottom part is squishing her pussy everything lifts her hands above her head is nice

Reminder that Brittany Mahomes has that dog in her

>>150437607
You're making it extremely clear that you don't know anything about football. Take the whining somewhere else. Every team has injuries and you're being a complete and total pussy about losing a game that you were outclassed in from kickoff.

40-6

Statmutt make ya seethe?

>>150437686
dildo in ass. he's been doing it for years.

Is Ben Rosthehelisberger considered a legend for steelers fans?

>>150437757
Not directly replying to someone is a key indicator or seethe

>>150437781
Why wouldn't he be?

>>150437617
His hair is terrible and no one will ever convince me otherwise

>>150435820
Extremely wishful thinking. Panthers have a young and promising wr group but nobody knows if they can actually be good since they're rookies or 2nd year players. Theilen was the only proven offensive weapon they had.

>>150437781
He was so dominant over other teams they affectionately call him "Big Rape"

>>150437781
Yes ben was a top qb of the era even if he is overshadowed by brady

Only one seethin' is (You) for 3 years because of a single webm.

>>150437772
Women are constantly masturbating and I'm tired of pretending they're not.

>>150437797
He didnt win a ring i believe but had great stats and 2 rapes i believe

WTF @grok is this true?

>>150437830
He won 2 rings. Appeared in 3 total SBs

>>150437736
Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson are unironically a ring away from being considered a top 10 QB of all time. Allen's total TDs is the most in NFL history. He has more rush TDs than the best black QBs, yet is a decent passer. Lamar already has the most rush yards of all time yet each season he improves as a passer. He nearly beat Rodger's all time single season passer rating. If Mahomes played baseball these guys are legends.

>>150437833
I don't know, Dak was pretty gay

>>150437847
His team won 2 rings. He got carried both times

>>150437736
People just don't realize how hard this new generation mogs the last one, mainly because it's competing against itself so it's not easy to see the comparison.
- Mahomes vastly clears anyone, all-time: basically, a massively upgraded Brady
- Allen vastly clears Manning; manning had the better cerebral game but Allen is the bigger difference maker on the field with his arm and athleticism
- Lamar vastly clears Rodgers; Rodgers had a few peak years where he had a really clean passing game, Lamar is the greatest dual-threat QB of all time, with an arm inexplicably approaching that of the very best, and isn't going anywhere any time soon
- Burrow vastly clears Brees, people won't realize until he wins multiple rings with the Rams

And that's just the top 4, not even getting into how the rest of the QBs aren't "chaff" the same way they were in the last generation, they're all talented, very capable and up and coming. It's the golden age of QBs

>>150437847
Damn hes probably a hall of fame lock then

7>3. Seethe more.

>>150437868
>t. doesn't know ball

>>150437776
>WAAAAAHHHH YOU DON'T KNOW BALL!
This is the argument that someone makes when don't actually have anything substantive to say but is so gotten to that they want to reply something so they can try to have the last word

>Every team has injuries
So you're just going to put your head in the sand and ignore the circumstances that the Chiefs were dealing with and regurgitate some wothless platitude as a response.
>you're being a complete and total pussy about losing a game that you were outclassed in from kickoff.
I've already said that the Eagles outplayed them and deserved to win but at the same time, don't act like what the offense of KC has had to deal with due to Veach's incompetence and injuries didn't factor in.

>>150437833
It's real, we ran the numbers through the model and the output was: None more gay

>>150437850
They're both already hall of fame locks, I agree. But better than 10x all pro Peyton Manning? gtfo
>>150437868
No, as of now
Brady > Mahomes
Peyton >> Allen
Rodgers >> Lamar
Brees >> Burrow
If I had to order them
Brady > Mahomes >= Peyton > Rodgers >= Brees > Allen > Lamar >= Burrow

>#Browns have signed QB Bailey Zappe to the practice squad. He started Week 18 for the #Browns last year.
kek, couldn't they just keep huntley who was the only qb that saw action in every preseason game?
now he's back with the ratbirds and can give them intel on >us

>>150437607
Their #1 WR was no better than an average WR2, and they had good depth to cover. Worthy-Brown-Hopkins-JJSS is only marginally different than Rice-Worthy-Brown-Hopkins.
They didn't lose their starting LT to injury, they just had a bad O-line and chose to move Thuney over.
And as far as the rest of your post, your argument is just that the Eagles had a better roster than the Chiefs? Sure, I can agree to that. That's not a reason why the win doesn't count for the Eagles. In fact it's the opposite.
Also you're doing the thing again where you're blurring the line between being a fan of a team and a fan of a player. I don't care if Mahomes was "failed" by his GM, that has nothing to do with what we're talking about. I don't care about your autistic fanboy crush "debate" nonsense that you always spam.

>>150437868
>>150437736
You could take any bench warmer on an NBA team and put them in the 70s and they would dominate the league. Athletes get better with time.

>>150437825
Well its not bad for them like it is for men so why shouldnt they?

>>150437967
I dont think thats too blatant in the nfl

>>150437808
They could bring Renfrow back :^)

>>150437967
A 43 and 44 year old Timothy won the SB, was an all pro, led the league in TDs and led the league in yards, top 2 in QBR.

>>150436257
now post the rushing yards an td

>>150437949
Brady has the better career because he played for 30 years and Mahomes is just starting, but Mahomes is clearly the vastly better QB and the resumé is a matter of time. That goes for all of them, I'm not comparing their careers, just actually ball ability. To put into perspective how far away we are from being able to evaluate them in terms of careers, Lamar is at the same point in his career that Manning was when Manning was also a choke artist. That changed pretty drastically soon after

You know who's an overrated QB?
Kurt Warner
He had like 3 good seasons and then a whole lot of garbage

Tom Brady winning super bowls at 43 and 44yo is fucking embarrassing to the league. Lets be for real

>>150437949
Your ranking is only true if you're comparing their completed careers. Mahomes at his current age is ahead of Brady in virtually everything. Same probably applies to the other guys as well. Brees for instance was on his way out of the league before Sean Payton saved his career. He wasn't considered elite like Burrow until later in his career. Peyton didn't have 2 MVPs at Lamar's age I don't think.

>>150437335
>round 5 and 6 busts

>>150438009
And? What does that have to do with the post you replied to?

>>150438020
Uh huh

When you hear the (((media))) sucking off sanders, just remember the level of excitement the browns fucking "war room" showed after the pick on draft day...

>>150438051
The implication was that Peyton was from a bygone era and wouldn't be able to compete at the level he did in the modern NFL, when we just saw his rival have a full hall of fame career in his 40s while dad-dicking the best QB of the next generation

>>150437962
>They didn't lose their starting LT to injury, they just had a bad O-line and chose to move Thuney over.
Not that anon but they did, Wanya Morris was dealing with minor injuries that impacted his ability to play. Also, being so bad you get benched is the same thing as being injured so not sure what point you were trying to make.

>>150437957
kek based double agent got em

>>150438030
always thought that in my heart of hearts too. unique and remarkable career, but not sure if it was quite hall of fame worthy. but he played before my time so i won't quite go to war over that take

These NuEagles fans from 2017 and after are embarrassing. Lived in this city for my entire 40 year life and I'm shocked by how retarded and gay the city and fanbase are. Jason Kelce is a soicuck btw

>>150438009
Any QB was going to lead the league in stats on that tampa team. A shitty black backup QB lead the league in yards before Brady got there. Brady's 20 TDs on the Patriots before he joined Tampa is more of what he actually was. He was so bad Belichick benched him for Jimmy G tried to kick him off the team.

>>150438052
This is when Brady had Randy Moss. I didn't realize I was supposed to be memeing instead of serious

>>150438115
Jason Kelce is a national hero

>>150438096
>being so bad you get benched is the same thing as being injured
kek lol what? The discussion is about whether their injuries are a valid excuse and should mean that the Eagles' win didn't count. The Chiefs having a worse roster is a valid excuse? What are you smoking?

>>150438020
>just starting

>schools let out
>chiefskiddies show up
Every weekday when summer break ends

>Jared Goff is the only QB to complete 100% of his passes in a game that wasn't a meme 1 pass game
Lol

>>150438153
Mahomes had Tyreek Hill and Travis Kelce in 2018

>>150437913
That's because people that know football don't bitch about injuries because it's a contact sport.

Ngmi

>>150438165
Google what age quarterbacks enter their prime, then google Mahomes' age. Sometimes you guys try to argue the stupidest shit that isn't even arguable, just take a deep breath

>>150438155
He's a fuckin goober obsessed attention whore.

>>150438171
>my timezone is the only one that exists since I have the IQ of a fruit fly.

>>150438190
And as nice as that is, it isn't Randy Moss.

>>150438199
>prime
>just starting

>>150438250
When you enter something it isn't considered just beginning. Not everything needs to be a gotcha

>>150438263
*it is considered

I hate this site

>>150438238
You're right, Hill is a probable HoFer and Kelce is a 1st round ballot so Mahomes had 2 HoFers to throw to

>>150438096
>Wanya Morris was dealing with minor injuries that impacted his ability to play
>muh bone bruise in his knee
He was never on the injury report once. That "injury" doesn't impact your mobility, it's just some pain to deal with. I know in part because I literally had a bone bruise in my knee, as an athlete.

>>150438199
Scrambling qbs dont “enter their prime” at 30. They decline continuously as they lose mobility

>>150438288
Yet you come here every day. Curious.

>>150437962
>Their #1 WR was no better than an average WR2
He was on pace for 1,300 yards and over 100 catches. Also, if you actually thought Rice was just a WR#2 then what does that say about the rest of their receiver room? Worthy wass a rookie with speed but raw polish, Brown is a situational role guy, Hopkins was more of a vet stopgap than a needle mover, and JuJu wasn’t even the player he was in 2022 for them. Saying Rice-Worthy/Brown/Hopkins opposed to Worthy/Brown/Hopkins/JuJu is “only marginally different” is ignoring that Rice was the only one Mahomes had actually built real chemistry with and the only WR defenses respected. Also, it’s not about excuses with the Oline, it’s about reality. Moving Thuney to tackle isn’t some minor tweak, it’s a last-resort adjustment that completely reshuffles your protections. It’s one thing if your LT just struggles, it’s another if you’re having to Frankenstein the line together in the Super Bowl. As for the fan/player thing, I don’t really care about debate club nonsense either but I'll gladly step in on whoever is being unfair. I’m not saying Mahomes deserves a sympathy trophy, I’m saying the roster construction matters when you evaluate how the game played out and the fact that no other QB would have made it there if they had to deal with what he had to.

>>150438291
Perfectly true, but "HOFer" isn't some mystical quality that makes everyone who has it equal, there are HOFers that are better than others. Randy is at worst the top 2 receiver of all time and his tenure with the Patriots was the peak of the position. It's not the same as having Tyreek and Kelce, as nice as that also was. It'd be more like Mahomes having Jerry Rice

>>150438052
>>150438153
>>150438190
The italian is a disingenuous rat comparing Brady in his 7th season to Mahomes in his 1st season. Mahomes didn't even know how to read defenses until his 4th season.
He's also using era adjusted stats and PFF grades. Era adjusted stats is basically the process of giving imaginary stats to a player. It's like saying since the modern NBA players are so good at 3 points that you have to give players from 80s better 3 point stats.

>>150437913
>Seething queef

bunch of gay niggers from outer space in this thread

>>150438218
It's just after 3:30 in the chiefs time zone, you fucking idiot.

>>150438360
You can make a very good argument that Kelce is the greatest TE too because he's already surpassed guys like Gonzalez and Gates and the only the thing Gronk has on him is rings

Meds. Now.

da o-line was injured n sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit! literally the only team (besides the 2024 cryions) to EVER have to deal with injuries in a contact sport!!!

Baker Mayfield

>Walmart announces reduced ticket prices for disabled people at Broncos games
How nice of them

>>150438416
And the other half of the position

>>150438460
>>150438463
don't give him (you)s it only helps him climax

>>150438442
nice of them to do that for entire fanbase.

>>150438460
Fucking kek its been so long

Gn /nfl/

>>150438476
You think I care?

>>150438509
yes.

>>150438446
I seperate blocking TEs from receiving TEs since it's not really fair to compare the two

>>150438344
But what if...
Ok, but what if...
But, but if only...
But, but, but...

Ngmi

>>150438148
yeah yeah
>>150438416
Gronk didn't play in the 2016 so he arguably only really has 3. He's certainly the best receiving TE ever.

>>150438344
>>150437962
This is the record of other teams that went through 4 LTs. It's a miracle the Chiefs made it so far.

>>150438566
>He's
as in Kelce.
Gronk is overall better.

The debate is over

>>150438551
>no argument
Every fucking time. Haters can't help themselves. This season is going to be fun.

>>150438591
>Mark Sanchez

>>150438361
The poster is arguing that Mahomes is better than Brady period, not that he's had a better start to a career through 7 seasons. The way you refute the first claim is by simply comparing their bests, and Mahomes' isn't close to Brady's (or Peyton's). Sorry, it's true.

>>150438594
Nothing but excuses, every fucking time.

My argument is that you're a loser and you'll never not be one, no matter how hard you try.

Ngmi

>>150438608
That's still the most memorable Jets play of the past 15 years

Chiefsfags are so sensitive kek

>>150438664
This proves it. Both Baker Mayfield and Tom Brady are better than Mahomes

Chiefs haters think because they're licking their chops after losing the Eagles that suddenly there's blood in the water and they're going to fall off. It's become so bad that some people legitimately think the Broncucks, a team that went 1-6 against playoff teams last year will be able to challenge them for the division.

i wish mike got a concussion instead

>>150438676
I thought it was older than that, but you're right

>>150438699
I dont recall the last time a coach so openly phoned it in like hes doing now

>>150438666
>666
Chiefs haters are aligned with Satan confirmed. No wonder they're all so gotten to and fragile when it comes to them. Envy is a sin.

>>150438591
Baker's sample size is too small.

In all but one of Baker's playoff games he was losing by multiple possessions which let him statpad in garbage time or he was leading by multiple possessions so the opposing team was packing up to go to Cancun.

>>150438344
Yeah, he put up some volume numbers as the prime target. Average WR2s can do that when given the opportunity in a pass-happy offense. He wasn't a game changer.
>what does that say about the rest of their WR room?
We're not talking about whether the Chiefs roster sucked or not, we're talking about how significant losing Rice to injury was. But they had depth to fill the empty spot. I'm not saying their depth guys were elite either but they were a smaller drop down than most teams (the Eagles, for example, had Johnny Wilson and Parris Campbell as backups).
>muh chemistry
Not completely unimportant but you're really exaggerating how much that mattered (and how much more chemistry he had than the other guys).
And I don't know why you keep talking about the O-line group being bad as if that matters in this discussion. I agree that it sucks to not have a LT worth shit and have to move a guard over but that's not an excuse it's a reason why they lost. It doesn't invalidate the Eagles' win, but rather the opposite.

>>150438721
That is the thing, he's trying, no one is listening and what he's doing sucks. The team is ran by the players, multiple people leaving the phins have talked about it. He's a baby back bitch. He would've been an OK offensive coach.

NEW

>>150438416
Kelce isn't a TE

>>150438757
ANUS

>>150438694
I told you the overbought selloff is real. This is EXACTLY how baggies behavie.

>>150438664
Anon if I compared a QB with 17 seasons to a QB of 5 seasons then cherry picked the best seasons from the one with 17 seasons what do you think will happen?

>>150438579
What a useless graphic. Pointless to put those those teams next to each other as if their rosters outside of LT were even close to comparable.

>>150438773
>two white brothers meeting for the first time dot png

>>150438738
Weird that you think anyone envíes losing.

Hail Satan, you're ngmi

>>150438746
>statpad in garbage time
You'd know all about that

>>150438698
This

>>150438803
Uh, depends on the QB. Eli doesn't have a 7 year stretch anywhere near as good as Mahomes, no matter which set of seasons you pick.
And this is comparing stretches as opposed to just years. Sorry to say that right now, Mahomes advanced stats from 2018-2024 are lower than Brady's __average__ from 2003-2021.

Brett Veach is a FRAUD.

Esa Pole allowed 0 pressures during the post season and played twice as many snaps as Josh Simmons. Chiefs allowed him to be taken by the Jets.

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>>150438926
>>150438926

>>150438199
Marino and Favre both peaked early.

Tripshits should be banned from making threads