Thread 150436448

So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Sesko, we can blame SCAMorim, we can blame our setpiece coaches, we can blame our non-existing midfield, we can blame our dogshit goalkeepers, we can blame RATcliffe, we can praise GRIMsbey's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Amorim and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed right fucking now. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about the next season, or stopping Liverpool getting #21 for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /mug/?
#AmorIN or #AmorOUT?

Some helpful links to numb the pain:
https://www.instagram.com/rasmus.hoejlund
https://jlingz.com
https://x.com/indykaila
https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/suicide/

What the fuck is Grimsby

>>150436556
Fish innit

>>150436556
The Undertakers of United
The Marauders of Manchester
The Rapists of the Red Devils

>>150436448 (OP)
it's fucking hilarious to watch this. Onana is literally the definition of a low IQ nigger

GRIM(sby)

Onana would save it

>>150436448 (OP)
YOURE BLOODY JOKING INNIT?! AGAIN???

>>150436724
>does he know?

Onana is the most garbage GK ever

>>150436448 (OP)
kek on the biggest German sports website it looks like ManU is losing versus G. McEachran and 10 randoms no one even cared to photograph.

>>150436724
anon... that is Onana.

>>150436448 (OP)
>early
FUCKED IT
they're coming back in the second half now

>>150436641
nnnnnnnn GRIMSBY

/mug/ moment

But doctor, I am Pagliacci.

Fun fact. Tyrell Warren, the scorer of the second goal, was born in Manchester and is a United's academy graduate.

>>150436556
>Grimsby has been revealed as Britain's most workless capital after it emerged more than half of adults are on benefits and life expectancy is 12 years below average.

>New data has found that 53 per cent of people in the East Marsh and Port area of the Lincolnshire seaside town were on welfare benefits in the first quarter of this year.

>>150437346
>be named Grimsby
>be grim
pottery

LMAO

>>150437411
>be named Grimsby
>be grim
>still push Manure's shit in
GRIM

>>150437346
so, it's where most our bong posters live

>force your striker who loves the club and desperately wants to prove himself out of the club
>replace him with a guy who can't score against Grimsby
actually laughing during this hatewatch. a front 3 of Antony, Hojlingz and Sancho would put 5 past this lot

>>150437346
>more than half of adults are on benefits
genuinely how is this possible? i've been to some of the biggest shitholes england has to offer but this sounds grim beyond imagination

Imagine being this buckbroken by fucking Tottenham Hotpsur. It seems they will never recover.

>>150437606
Why the fuck do players still go to this graveyard of a club literally every talent they bought for the past decade was RUINED

>>150437718
$$$

>sesko took a pay cut just to get exposed at united
KWAAAAB

>>150437677
>genuinely how is this possible?
when your entire economy is based on one thing and that gets taken away that's what happens

Do you guys think Amorim survives this game?

LADS

It's united.

>>150437812
It's possible they told him to take a dive in the Fake Cup, but otherwise...

>>150437812
Hopefully, they need to go down

>>150437812
If he keeps his job after the is match I’d reckon fans will boycott until he’s fired.

>>150437346
This looks like a decrepit soviet shithole, wtf

>>150437795
Sounds like (some parts) of Wallonia

>buy 3 attackers with 60 goals between them
>officer I still can't score
HAHAHAHAH 200 BILLION MORE INTO AMORIM STOCKS

I'm only here for Soogs

>>150437897
kek that squad is still porbably almost 300Million worth

We need to organise massive protests again Yanitedsisters...

>>150437346
Isn't the UK is very poor by first world standards? without London it'd be Eastern Europe tier of not worse

>>150438143
its definitely not the yellow of the Egg

>>150436448 (OP)
They are coming back

2 mugs up at the same time.
Blessed season.

*gulp*

Betting all my life savings on United winning lads

Big game player saves the day yet again.

>>150436448 (OP)
HURPIDY DURPIDY DEEEEE XD

THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T MAKE THE THREAD EARLY YOU NAZI CUNT

The star keeper is gonna win them the game now.

nice job jinxing it faggot

NOT OVER YET, ONANA MISTAKE ANY MINUTE NOW

>>150436448 (OP)
FUCK YOU
YOU RUINED IT
YOU RUINED EVERYTHING

WAS THERE EVER ANY DOUBT?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>pitch invasion
SOULSBY

*ahem*
FUCK MAN UNITED

WE ARE SO BACK

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GRIM

N

The /MUG/ never ends

>>150437095
name

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MUG ALWAYS WINS

we did it bros

Hopefully some Grimsby chads beat the shit out of the Manure squad

>>150438828
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FAT PIECE OF SHIT

Amorims last /mug/?

>Both new signings missed a pen and your 70m striker hid until the 10th pen


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABHABAHABAHAAH

KINO SCENES

AHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA

I WAS HERE

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WELCOME BACK MK DONS

Absolute KINO

LOST TO FUCKING KIRBY KEK

SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN

soul

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

GET THIS PORTUGUESE CLOWN OUT OF MY FUCKING CLUB

KINO + SOVL

Embarrassment of a team lmao

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150439712
YOU FAT BASTID YOU FAT BASTID YOU FAT BASTID YOU FAT BASTID YOU FAT BASTID YOU FAT BASTID YOU FAT BASTID YOU FAT BASTID YOU FAT BASTID YOU FAT BASTID YOU FAT BASTID YOU FAT BASTID YOU FAT BASTID YOU FAT BASTID YOU FAT BASTID YOU FAT BASTID YOU FAT BASTID YOU FAT BASTID YOU FAT BASTID YOU FAT BASTID YOU FAT BASTID

3/3 MUGs
thank you lord for keeping me alive to witness this

If I was in this pitch invasion I wouldn't celebrate. I'd go over to Amorim and hug him. And that's what no one else did

>>150439670
His fat belly wobbled him off balance

Lose some weight you fatty... I'm in better shape than Mbuemo

NEVER A FUCKING DOUBT

KINO

Ahahahahahahaahahahahah

Man, what a year to be an abu
Hahahahahahahahahahah

>redcafe is down
Fuck

>MBUEMO
>ONONONONO

IT

NEVER

FUCKING

ENDS

HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

sovl

WHO ATE ALL THE PIES

>>150436448 (OP)
Put me in the screen cap

WHICH PART OF GRIMSBY ARE YOU FROM LADS

you're laughing? you just watched a man lose his job and you're laughing?

>>150436300
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YOU FAT BASTARD!

>12-11
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>>150439722
The sad thing is they'll probably get fined for the pitch invasion.

Party /mug/gers in the house toniiighht

>>150439484
where is the apology

>>150436448 (OP)
tragic day in Manchester, we just beat you AND Purple Aki died

This fucking team...

SACK THE DINNER LADIES NOW

>>150439786

the pontoon stand

SHINNING A LIGHT ON GRIMSBY

How many women will get black eye now?

/mug/ reigns supreme

insane they actually lost

the result must have some implications

>Still August and they're only in two competitions

LMAO

>DE GEA WAS THE PROBLEM
DE GEA WA THE PROBLEM
>DE GEA WAS THE PROBLEM
DE GEA WA THE PROBLEM
>DE GEA WAS THE PROBLEM
DE GEA WA THE PROBLEM
>DE GEA WAS THE PROBLEM
DE GEA WA THE PROBLEM

>give them hope
>snatch it away
LOOOOOOOL

>>150439786
CLEETHORPES

>Cunha
>mbuemo
>Onana 1/13 against league two shitters
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!
Pissing rain. Refball. Hmagz last minute equaliser.
Ulti/mug/. This team are a cosmic joke and I LOVE IT

>>150439793
>you're laughing? you just watched a man lose his job and you're laughing?

/MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG//MUG/

>>150439786
From Grimalley

SO IT HAPPENING AGAIN

MBUENO MBUENO MBUENO MBUENO

MANCHESTER UNITED ANNOUNCE RUBEN AMORIM'S DEPARTURE FROM THE CLUB
>MANCHESTER UNITED ANNOUNCE RUBEN AMORIM'S DEPARTURE FROM THE CLUB
MANCHESTER UNITED ANNOUNCE RUBEN AMORIM'S DEPARTURE FROM THE CLUB

AHAHAHAHHAHA

>>150439810
>Purple Aki died
>It's real
RIP to a real one. At least Smartschoolboy9 can carry on his legacy.

>>150439841
WTF IS THIS REAL

———-Donarumma
—Hakimi—Yoro—-Bastoni—-Davies
———Bruno—-Baleba
—Mbuemo—Cunha—-Rodrygo
——————Guirassy

We will be back

>it
>happened
>AGAIN

>>150439808
It was a counter jinx.
Regardless, the outcome is pleasant.
Thus, I
APOLOGIZE

RUBEN AT THE WHEEL

>>150439793
SACKED IN THE MORNING

>>150439786
WHERE THE FUCK IS IT EVEN??

>>150439793
>you're laughing? you just watched a man lose his job and you're laughing?

OH NO NO NO

they just need more time

60 YEARS OF HURT INCOMING

GRIMsby

i am literally shaking
glass the mutd owners
fucking hell, my wife says she's going to a USAF party for this, but I am happy she will have fun

Good, now they can focus entirely on not being relegated. Amorim master class.

WE DEM RUBEN BOYS

>>150437882
>what is the UK

>NO BUENO
and
>ONO NO NO

>>150439806
Manchester United will pay for it anyway

>>150439828
>no non-prem games for the rest of 2025
good heavens

flying pig just smashed his printer kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB7e12Ab9dk

Now that's what I call Soul music. Harry the Haddock. Hell yeah. Fucking based

Oh no no no no no. What's next for Amorim????

Onana should have held at least 3 of them and he fumbled every time kek

These goalies SUCKED

best thread on 4chan right now

BUENO

OLE PLS COME BACK SAAR

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PITCH THE NEXT MANAGER

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Lads.. how did this happen.. i thought Garnacho was the problem

RELEGATION IS INBOUND

Grimsby Town, welcome to the prem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUz3oB8wEGI I LUV IT

>>150436978
BOTH CAN BE TRUE

>>150439653
soogx

What would you do with £300 million quid /sp/?
Man U couldn't beat Grimsby with it

Will this affect Soogs tight minge?

WHICH PART OF GRIMSBY ARE YOU FROM LADS?

O/U HOW MANY HOURS UNTIL AMORIM GETS SACKED

>>150439915
Hes crashing out

>you lived long enough to see the david moyes redemption arc
WELCOME DAVID MOYES

GRIMSBY WINS 2-2

GREATEST TIE SINCE THE BATTLE OF EAST MARSH GREGGS

THAT WAS SO KINO

>>150439841
why did she do it?

NUKE THIS SHITHOLE

LEGENDARY MUG LADS

Justice for that bullshit offside earlier

you must be a sick man to enjoy this man united downfall

MAKE THIS A STICKY

>>150439955
1 more rebuild

/mug/bros dearest we a fucking feasting this season, at this rate we will develop diabetes before christmas

Onana had a touch in like 3 pens and still failed to save. Unreal.

>>150436448 (OP)
>allowed to score offside goals
>opponent's perfectly legitimate goal disallowed
>opposition players not unfairly sent off
>no penalty
>no VAR help
>4(6) minutes of fergietime
>against league 2 side Grimsby Town FC
>after spending 250 million in the transfer market
>still lose
What did PenchestVAR Offsideshited mean by this ?

I was here for the best /mug/ we've had (so far)

I love you bros

>no homo

Will they be showing highlights on catch of the day?

>mbueno
>shitsko

Get absolutely fucked, manure

https://www.redcafe.net/threads/post-match-vs-grimsby-town.489354/

MELTY

He might be missed the penalty but
he and maguire were the only ones to kept them alive

>>150439987
where do you think you are?

>>150440000
Digits confirm.

>>150439979
He could have dominated Portugal for his entire career.

>>150436448 (OP)
Is this the /mug/ to beat all /mugs/? What can beat this? Going to the premiership?

>2-2
>go for a shit
>12-11
WHAT THE FUCK???

>>150436448 (OP)
Apologize

>>150439670
>£250k per week for this

Bruno has to go
Amorim should be fired
Make it 4-2-3-1
Dibu
Dorgu - de ligt - Yoro - mazraoui
Casemiro-ugarte
Diallo-cunha-mbeumo
Sesko

Losing 11-12 to Grimsby is a new low

Literally League 2 opposition and Manure had their entire 1st team on by the end

Lads...

GET ZIDANE IN AND GIVE HIM EVERYTHING HE NEEDS.

>>150439987
All those years of refball are coming back to haunt them

>>150439915
So mad he punched a printer

>>150440026
its the /mug/ to end all /mugs/
...so far

RIP AMORIM IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT

JIM, 400 MORE MILLION NEEDED ASAP

>>150440026
Going to the Championship you mean?
That will be better but we've got to wait a few months.
Not even being ironic. They're going down this season.

keep laughing at banana getting both hands on a pen and it still going in lmao

How are they this shit lol

>>150439902
Man, Dio really was a visionary.

Manchester United will face Burnley on saturday...what will the score be?

>>150440026
Losing to ASEAN all stars
this
relegation

the holy trinity of /mug/

>>150440026
championship* my bad

OH NO NO NO!

According to sources 5 Grimsby fans rushed and beat the fuck out of Amorin

Not funny

>>150440045
:D

Sesko welcome to...

i love football

man utd did not play a single youngster on bench player, that was their best players being beaten and humillated by 4th tier lads

>>150440026
i still think the mid-hack /mug/s were kino by virtue of circumstance but this is absolutely up there amongst the greatest ones

Never before have i enjoyed watching manchester united, but lately its just different. I actually tune in and look up when they are playing next. Whatever it is they are doing, its working

>>150440081
3-1 to the obviously better team

BREAKING NEWS: SIR JIM IS HANGIN ON

is this the end of saarorim?

>anons were doubting /mug/ potential this season

nigga it ain't even September and we're already going into a diabetic coma

amorim is unironically fired tomorrow

who is next? southgate, ange, xavi?

I NEED TALK SPORT CALLERS IN MY VEINS RIGHT NOW

>>150439826
Implications will never be the same again

So, it happened again.

>>150440018
soul image

>>150440072
>They're going down this season.
Surely. If they can't even beat a League 2 team, they must be finished.

>>150440048
Can he even speak English effectively? He seems to not want to go anywhere near the English football system.

Bayern won their game btw :)

someone post amorin not looking at pens siting on the bench cap please

>>150440081
it's one of those must wins for Burnley to stay up, they can't afford to throw away points in games like that

>>150440108
Thanks for posting soogs!

NEXT STOP? CHAMPIONSHIP!

KEK
WHAT
A
BITCH

If this is not a result to sack amoring I don't know what is low to ratcliff

>>150440108
Southgate

>>150440048
Please dont ruin Zidane hes supposed to save our NT

>fans storm of the pitch
>immediately slip in their hundreds because they're all wearing normal trainers and it's been PISSING down
this is one of my favourite things in all of football. LOVE a pitching storming purely to watch the slips.

>>150440055
Based Hans. I'll never forget the Fergie era of having every premier league ref in his pocket. They were scared shitless of their fellow (33rd degree) freemason.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150440106
>>150440108
he needs more time.

>>150440124
he can bring pogba back as a liason

I think /mug/ is going to be eternal

>>150440129
theyre bayern munich
grimsby beat cryern poonich

>>150440026
idk if anything can beat this

We've been bad for 13 years, why are you still mocking us?

At least we got 20 league titles and won the UCL 3 times. Now, how many trophies does Grimsby have, huh? This victory will be the highlight of their entire history, while ManU will continue to win trophies.

>>150440108
Me on the left.

Losing to Grimsby is bad enough but if this fraud dares to blame it on weather or something he should be sacked on spot

>Get home from work
>Open /spuh/
>See a MUG
>No way...
>Check score
>It's true

WHICH TEA LADY IS GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING?

>>150436448 (OP)
WE LOVE YOU GOAT

How many fishing villages has United lost to at this point?

>>150440144
holy kek

In a season of many /mug/s we’re posting in a truly special /mug/ tonight

>>150440154
she has a short bj video with that look
so hot

>>150440154
she cute

whats he thinking now

>cup tie against fucking Grimsby
>penalties
>hide in the dugout with your face in your hands
>shake back and forth like a little girl

Can you imagine literally any elite manager of a top club doing shit like that?

>>150440135
kek I honestly thought it was a real Frank song the first 10 seconds

i think he's even older than amorin

>>150440165
They do it cause it just keeps getting worse, mate.

Relegation next; screencap this.

>>150440174
>sacked
its shoot on sight at this point

now that's a quick end to an era KEKAROOO

>Grimsby Town finished 21st in League Two last season
>Grimsby Town finished 21st in League Two last season
>Grimsby Town finished 21st in League Two last season
>Grimsby Town finished 21st in League Two last season

>>150440196
yes

>>150440144
Batter bantz full lmao mode engaged

>>150440167
arsenalbros...

>>150440194
ive made a huge mistake

>>150440200
average 20 year old celt man

EVERYWHERE THEY GOOOOOOO

IN ONE OF THEIR GRIMSBYEST NIGHTS, MAUTD OWNERS STILL FIND HOPE

posting in this legendary /mug/

>>150440192
ngl her videos are dogshit
she might be good looking but she aint no pornstar bruv

>>150440194
bro is just moving stuff around

is this worse than the liverpool 7-0?

>>150440196
>>150440194
Kek I like to imagine the squad all chipped in for the little tactics board to keep him distracted and stop him interfering in the game

>>150440194
This is too beautiful to be real.

>>150440196
>elite manager
lol
>top club
lmao

IT HAPPPENED AGAIN
IT HAPPENED AGAAAAAAAAAIN
WE CAN BLAME INJURIES, BUT IT HAPPENED AGAIN

>>150440194
playin with my toys :)

>>150440194
>the autistic kid in the corner of the lunch room all by himself

>>150440238
At least Liverpool wasn't playing on Fourth Division

GOLDBRIDGE STATUS?

>>150440194
bet his players are still in the same shape

>>150440238
id rather lose to grimsby another 10 times than that game
but that team beats this one 5-0

Pretty sure any other Premier League keeper would have got the job done way before 12 fucking pens

MOTM

>they reeled in the big fish
KEK

>>150440167
now its 7 wins

>>150440200
No he’s 23 that’s just what living in Grimsby does to a man

>>150440194
DJ on the decks

>>150440263
probably made a killing off of this game

>>150440263
He is blaming Onana

>>150440258
bro liverpools lowest they still had a league cup and they had like 8th 8th and 6th.
this man united thing is beyond anything weve seen, and liverpool atlweast swere skint, man united have spend loads lol

>>150440236
I like them because they are clearly amateurs and she doesn't do swapping videos like her e girl friends

>>150436724
>he doesn't know
keep your innocence. treasure it. ignore the haters.

Why don't they just clone Ferguson with AI or something

>>150440234
>can't see the trophies

>>150440215
grimsby won the relegation 6 pointer :skull:

i'm making fish and chips right now to celebrate

>>150440263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDr3V27dQTk

>>150440194
I genuinely think he needs to be on suicide watch. I'm not even joking, I don't know how it can get worse for him.

the MUG to end all MUGs

THE GOOD TIMES ARE COMING
HE WAS SPEAKING TO MUGCHADS ALL ALONG

>>150440194
>He can only play 3-4-3 because his tactics board has that formation built into it
Deepest lore

>>150440167
the only trophy utd are ever gonna win is national league north

>playing a back 5 against Grimsby
tactical masterclass

>>150440167
>20 league titles and won the UCL 3 times
two corrupt and rigged leagues. this is football at its purest.

How's brent feeling about all this?

>>150440026
>What can beat this?
the relegation /mug/ sticky

>>150440236
eh it's nice when your thing is that the girl isn't into it/can't be bothered

still can't believe it lads

>>150440294
Oh yeah my umatrix

Fun fact, United's team is worth 245 times Grimsby's

press play on both of these at once

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDr3V27dQTk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDr3V27dQTk

>>150440294
He's a based Frenchie using umatrix

SOVL

>watch the bottom left

He looks like a lad you'd see down the pub depressed after his girlfriends dumped him, looking into his pint glass while swirling it.

>>150440274
1948 was their last encounter? kek

>>150440194
what is he actually doing here?

>>150440135
Kino

One for the history books lads

Lads, who's next in line to be at the wheel?

I WAS THERE FOR MK DONS AND NOW I'M HERE FOR GRIMSBY

Onana is the most limpwristed keeper I have ever seen. He had 3 pens that a good keeper would've actually kept out

>>150440317
lol

>>150440270
hahahaha

>>150440263
Currently making thousands kek

keep your pathetic milk cup
we got bigger fish to fry

>>150440351
Beating teams in his mind like FM and FIFA schizos

KINO

why didnt they hire potter. he has a record building a winning team from nothing in premier

hahahahahaha

>>150440346
>Grimsby slips without slipping
The chosen

>>150440357
SOVL

>>150440346
Lmao

de gea chads eating good tonight

>Grimsby's keeper is a man u fan
kek

>>150440343
nah, do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB7e12Ab9dk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDr3V27dQTk

dual pig goldbridge

>>150440373
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAGAHHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
CRY MORE PENITEDDOGGY

EL final was one thing

This is insane
Grimsby Town FC
1st round Carabao Cup
20 minute shootout
Your two BRAND NEW Center Forwards both miss penalties
Crash out
Can't believe this

Grimsby's keeper just said he's a Man United fan too, and he's half fuming they lost like this LMAO

>>150440357
pure kino

>>150440382
He's not doing that great with West Ham at the moment.

>>150440357
For Grimsby town, the day Man United lost to them was the best day of their life
For Man United...it was tuesday

>>150440346
the sovl is unprecedented

>>150440346
thanks for the webm
this is /mug/ classic

WHAT PART OF GRIMSBY ARE YOU FROM?

LIKE
CLOCKWORK

>>150440313
what's up with that meme?

>>150440346
SOVL indeed

>>150440348
He’s literally losing the plot…

>>150440346
>>150440357
fucking beautiful lads

it's united lads. gonna be a great season for /mug/bros.

How is Dave (aka 190) going to react?

>>150440194
solomon grundy, born on monday...

>>150440357
Mbeumo's arse is fucking huge

is this better than the MK Dons loss?

>>150440414
>mfw when

>>150440403
KEK im crying

>>150437346
i would fit in well there

>>150440373
see
>>150440313

>>150440436
same way he always reacts pinky, he's going to sit online seething until 5am when the bucky puts him to sleep

>>150440348
2 matches ago analrim was saying that they could beat anyone after losing at home to arsenal

>>150440440
they don't call him mbunda for nothing

ngl i kinda wanted them to stay in the cup, no europe + no cups means theyre gonna finish higher than they deserve in the league

>>150440194
I almost felt bad for him but i remembered that he is a multimillionaire.

>>150440421
Basically a copy of Hull City's "mauled by the Tigers" that Bradford started

>>150440430
And this is him against Grimsby Town in a Mickey Mouse cup. Imagine what he'd be like in a champions league final (in the very unlikely event he'll ever get there)

This should have been 3-0 Grimsby

>>150440144
lmao

>>150440445
>>150440414
based sfchads

>>150440436
/trans/ finna be kino this week

>>150437346
Amorim would fit in well there

Just give Amorim the winter transfer window
Some reinforcements in the midfield and we’ll be Top 3 for sure…..

>>150440462
LMAO

Grimsby manager just defended Amorim and said he shouldn’t be sacked in the post match interview
Lmaooooooo

>>150439786
Nunsthorpe

funniest part is they have ZERO replacements for this fraud

>>150440442
Van gaal played the reserves against MK Dons, sure utd lost but it was the kids this is way more humillating, this is a team that finish 15th last season

>>150440247
Way to miss the point retard. I didn't claim that Amorim is an elite manager or that ManU is a top club. Learn to comprehend English before posting on an English-language board.

>>150440461
>second to last instead of last

>>150440108
Southgate could unironically save United. They need to go back to a man manager like Fergie to get results, and Southgate is the guy for the job.

>>150440348
thought he would be boring, but this could end up rivaling ten hag or ole era /mug/

>>150440461
nah
they're awful

ange will win the championship for yanited in his second season. screencap this.

>>150440462
kek

Just another £300m and Man U can maybe turn it around

>>150440489
>board sack amoled
>offer grimsby manager the job
>he refuses

>>150440462
he would unironically be better than either of united's keepers

Sticky wheere?

>>150440129
Germany wish they had the soul of carabao cup

i remember when united finished 8th and their fans said it couldnt get any worse than this

>>150440194
>>150440317
>>150440144
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Get Big Minge in

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Amorim moving about pieces on his tactics board to go from 343 to 3-4-3

Corner turned?

miss me

>>150440518
keek

>>150440541
ohhh so frightening kek

>>150440509
I think he's already surpassing Seven Hag kek

>>150440541
They’re looking at themselves

>>150440017
>I’m genuinely audibly crying right now. I DESPISE football right now.

>>150440135
I love these fucking things so much

>>150440382
Does he?

“Yeah mate, I’m available to start immediately mate”

>>150440346
S O U L
O
U
L

>>150440557
I only miss Van Gaal and Mourinho's eras
this is just sad without /sp/ desu

OH NO NO NO NO

>>150440440
would def shag it ngl

THEY LOST?
AND BOTH OF THEIR STAR SIGNINGS MISSED PENS?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150440557
everything in this photo is cheap

>>150440194
Reminder: he did all this and it told him to put Mason Mount at left wingback

Amorim not bothering to watch the game and instead playing subbuteo against himself is a level of autism I don’t think I’ve ever seen before

>W

>D
Fulham, Grimsby (pens L)
>L
Arsenal

>>150437795
You're welcome.

>>150440537
Holy kek

>>150440588
he unironically could save united but i don't see him accepting the job

>>150440541
Oh no, better watch out for the second leg!

Amorim in his post match interview refusing to acknowledge the Grimsby game even took place and instead talking about the subbuteo game he won against his imaginary friend in the dugout with his favoured 3-4-3

>>150440537
topkek

>>150440596
ayy lmao

can you imagine being mbeumo right now
or even sesko or cunha having just realised fully exactly what you signed up for

Joining United and especially being the manager is at this point a Faustian pact.

It’s all fun and laugh but what if they actually sack him ? I’m scared bros…

>>150440511
ball knower

united will hire tuchel.

>>150440509
wdym. ten hag was goated compared to this

>>150440333
mods have forsaken us, not even the united relegation can get them to post a sticky
(reminder that the UCL final didn't get one)

>>150437897
happy casemiro wasn't here for this shitshow, >we still need him

>>150440609
BRO HASN'T WON ONE GAME ALL SEASON HHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>150440609
>scored 2
can you please change that to the appropriate 11

it's not even September, kek

>£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
>£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
>£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
>£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
>£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
>£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
>£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
>£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
>£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY
£200M TO GET KNOCKED OUT OF THE MINI CUP BY GRIMSBY

>>150440652
>not even 1 win in 3
this is unreal

>>150440598
Sesko take the 10th penalty, imagine being the new number 9 and fecking saking to be the 10th penalty taker against grimsly when your team needs you

>>150440596
NOICE

>>150440409
>Grimsby's keeper just said he's a Man United fan too, and he's half fuming they lost like this

Please be true that's fucking hilarious and absolutely humiliating

>>150440666
based devilish digits of truth

he needs to go. any other manager would be getting top 4 and a trophy with the talent in this team.

Anyone got an archive of all the /mug/ vocaroos? Want to put them in a spreadsheet

What’s the mood in Manchester right now?

>>150440651
tuchel is class, but hes gonna be england manager for a long time

Remember when Man U proved they could beat anybody by losing to Arsenal?
They haven’t beaten anyone since then and it was nearly a month ago

>>150440671
IT'S NOT EVEN THE THIRD ROUND LMAO

>>150440017
>Best team won , if we were not supplying laughs for the rest of English football we would be supplying nothing to the game.

>When you think it can't get worse , of course it can with this club..

>>150440709
Heavy cope from Goldbridge right now

>>150440652
Analrim statpadded with the Europa League last season.
When you look at only the EPL he has nowhere to hide.

>>150440719
10 months or so, sure.

>>150440596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psTfieh911M

This is Amorim’s team and vision after getting a full transfer window and spending £200 million
I honestly think he’s gone by the end of September unless he somehow goes on a winning streak but fuck me I want him to stay so badly, I genuinely thought United couldn’t get worse after Ten Haig.

>>150440710
everyone in manchester is a man city fan so theyre pretty happy
china is rioting tho

HOW MUCH DID TESCO COST, 70 QUID?

>>150440704
1. https://vocaroo.com/159a7TsEPBg8
2. https://vocaroo.com/1enXT4iyuSmU
3. https://vocaroo.com/1bIdi4AAGPEt
4. https://vocaroo.com/12tGKXZSrI6h
5. https://vocaroo.com/12eLBOIOZaWX
6. https://vocaroo.com/13Flapfalfb4
7. https://voca.ro/1l3mq7EUPksD
8. https://voca.ro/1iLa40bS3mdl
9. https://voca.ro/11osagbKSYGO
10. https://voca.ro/1I3SIaXtF9Kk
11. https://voca.ro/1bZTQG3ngg07
12. https://voca.ro/1nzlt5cigbXc

>>150436448 (OP)
ACTIVATE BOG SIM PROTOCOL
NOW

>>150440734
Can we get one more graph combining both seasons?

>>150440671
kek

>>150440709
>GRIM

Grimsby play Sheffield Wednesday in the third round

>>150440744
>This is Amorim’s team and vision after getting a full transfer window and spending £200 million
no it's not, he still needs more players. a good team costs around 1bn at least.

Redcafe are currently asking for Mouyes to come back

>>150440763
thank you anon, go in /mug/

>>150440403
I am actually afraid for miss p

>>150440794
Damn Amorim has BROKEN them

Bring back Mourinho, time to admit it was a mistake

This club will be doomed for the next 20 years.

I miss when people made screencaps of events like this. Would be absolutely hilarious and a /sp/ legend

>manager spends hundreds of millions on new players
>players are shit and make the team worse
>owners sack him and bring in a new manager
>new manager makes the team even worse
>but his excuse is these werent his players and they dont work in his new system
>tells owners he needs his own players to make it work
>...
>manager spends hundreds of millions on new players
>players are shit and make the team worse
>owners sack him and bring in a new manager
>new manager makes the team even worse
>but his excuse is these werent his players and they dont work in his new system
>tells owners he needs his own players to make it work
>...
>manager spends hundreds of millions on new players
>players are shit and make the team worse
>owners sack him and bring in a new manager
>new manager makes the team even worse
>but his excuse is these werent his players and they dont work in his new system
>tells owners he needs his own players to make it work
>...
>manager spends hundreds of millions on new players
>players are shit and make the team worse
>owners sack him and bring in a new manager
>new manager makes the team even worse
>but his excuse is these werent his players and they dont work in his new system
>tells owners he needs his own players to make it work
>...

>>150440689
>>150440689
>>150440689
NEW

>>150440282
Well, he's not going to have any midweek games to make money on this year.

>>150440819
threads are still up be the hero

>>150440689
>>150440689


thread 2

BY GAWD KING
THAT'S BIG SAM'S MUSIC

>>150440818
They won't exist in 20

>>150440779
eating right now but later yes i can make a special chart just focusing on amalrim across both seasons

They unironically need to sign a keeper and a center midfiellder before the windows close, they still dont realize how close they are to being relegated

>>150440709
>>150440791

>>150440819
Event? It's just a Wednesday.

>>150440816
He's had a fun night himself, a good match

>>150440868
KEK saved

>>150440691
Not even 1 in 4, in fact, you retarded jeet nigger

>>150440863
you're a king britbong

>>150440842
Faggot, this one was going to 1000

>>150440824
>While this ensues the team progressively falls lower and lower down the table

>>150440868
based based based based based based based based based based based based

>>150440763
>https://vocaroo.com/12tGKXZSrI6h

comfy song

>>150440901
being under 33 is bad enough you repulsive worm

>>150440727
that guy cheering into mbeumo's face with his lad
pure sovl

>It's the manager's fault

It's hilarious that people still think this after 20 managers.

>>150440868
JEJ

>>150440969
The club being shite does not mean the manager isn't also at fault.

>>150440969
Turn off the proxy, amorim

>>150440258
He means when Liverpool beat Manchester 7-0 (the record for the fixture)

>12-11 on P
I mean...

>>150439722
Just like college football

>>150440541
kek

>>150440779
>>150440908
here
>>150443089

Posting in epic thread