Thread 150533721

>>150533721 (OP)
Why didn’t they trust the process?

>>150533721 (OP)
Fucking shameless
He unironically needed more time

>>150533738
that all players get bald?

Such bullshit

The era...it came to an end

>>150533743
heh... my boy THagZ...

vizekusen thinking they are something after 1 title LUL leicester city of germany

>>150533721 (OP)
Why does this always happen to our managers? Frank the Farmer got sacked after only 4 games at Crystal Palace and now Ten Hag this soon.

>>150533779
they didnt make enough frikandel and poffertje

>>150533721 (OP)
>getting sacked before the transfer window closes
What the fuck, I blame Man Utd, they taint all they touch

What's next for him?

Anyone associated with Man U is to be forever cursed with the stench of failure.

>Solskjaer
>Mourinho
>Ten Hag
Rangnickschwesters...

>>150533721 (OP)
Erik Ten Weeks

After two games?
My boy THagZ laughing all the way to the bank with his compensation

>>150533790
The 3rd former United manager to be sacked in the past week. Must be a record.

Why hire him to begin with if you have such low confidence in his ability? The board should be sacked as well.

>>150533803
>international break coming up
Oh no….

>>150533790
You'd have to be retarded to think this is even on Ten Hag, to somehow make this about Utd is a whole new class of retardation, congratulations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGNazsVS5KE

>eh eh eh I em schitty baldy manager I get schacked again eh eh eh

>>150533721 (OP)
GOODBYE GOAT
GOODBYE GOAT

>>150533779
secretly everyone hates the dutch. penny-pinching unfriendly people who eat frozen food daily.

>>150533824
>secretly

Wait don't they understand you need to give him three years and £500m before you can judge him

>>150533790
Leverkusen's sporting director isn't done wrecking the squad
I think Erik protested too much. He was already critical about the lack of regard for the squad's structure and culture

>>150533779
This is actually based, they don't want to be like those cucks of dortmud or manure, I appreciate the ambition of Bayer for having standards and wanting to cement their status as a top club

why did this club expect anything else after selling all their players?

heh

They sold all their players and fucked up, Ten Haag is just the scapegoat. They can shift the blame on him. Though quite a few players probably left also because of him, apparently he's quite abrasive.

>>150533841
By selling all their top players?

Apparently he's a nacissistic controle freak who acts like a little dictator. I think he's finished. How the hell do you manage to piss off the whole club in one month? The board, front office and all the players apparently hate his guts.

>>150533810
this

Lmao

>>150533792
Ajax

You could tell this wouldn't work when they lost every single preseason game

Did he walk in and motorboat the receptionist or something?
How do you get sacked after TWO games?

>>150533792
united

>>150533721 (OP)
Bald people are really subhumans.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOW DOES HE DO IT???

>>150533841
bayer is a one season wonder, they will be a feeder club like dortmund or frankfurt

>>150533890
What did you just say

>>150533887
it was probably more because of quansah and tillman transfers which were entirely on him

>>150533907
Ah yes, the bald retard who plays arguably the best midfielder in the world as RB.

>>150533919
200IQ 4D chess move, you wouldn't get it

They need to bring back Boszball

>>150533924
It's just an hipster gimmicky move inspired by the original hipster bald fraud, the cancer of football, Pep.

>>150533907
The fraudiest

Bald fraud

>>150533907
I love and miss him so much Feyebros...

He owes his career to one golden Ajax generation

>>150533978
To be fair, he was also very good at Utrecht before that. But even towards the end of his Ajax tenure things where going downhill fast

>>150533974
At least youll probably get to enjoy him again when he ends up managing the national team

>>150533988
Probably the fraudulent Peter Bosz before that, unfortunately so

>>150533859
Sounds like a Saudi hire

>>150533993
I hate that you are probably right

KWABOTY status?

Leverkusen clown status?

>>150533841
They will sooner end up like Watford if they keep doing that

>>150533792
Either Twente or Ajax
Maybe another foreign club if he's lucky

>>150533907
He zesty

Thanks for Wirtz. >We'll be back for Quansah in a few years.

>>150533859
this. i dont get why every moron itt thinks this was results based, when every report says he made enemies with half the internal club structure.
itd be nice to get more details but this certainly started really early already with him claiming hell sabotage any Xhaka transfer against him and the club.

>>150534106
How do you even make that many enemies, ones bad enough to want to get rid of you, in so little time? I find EtH more unsufferable than most but even I'd need more than 2 months to want to sack him

>>150533841
>their best manager ever leaves
>sell all their players to prem
>will continue to sell their best players away just like dortmund does

>>150534136
Most sources claim he wanted to decide on transfers on his own like managers do in England, given he was fired just as the transfer window is closing I'd reckon he demanded some players ASAP and the manager/sporting director refused.

>>150533919
>best midfielder
Pedri and Vitinha play for Barca and PSG respectively though.

>>150533824
>t. sea stealing slav larping as austrians while putting up their nose against themselves

>>150534144
Just strange, because back at Ajax and Utrecht he was more than happy with the TD/DoF providing him the players.

We'll have to wait and see what the Leverkusen directors and EtH agents will leak to the media in the coming days/weeks

>shit at manure
>recruit him

Missed opportunity not to make this /thug/ general

>>150534166
which coach isn't shit at united?

/sp/ memes aside, being sacked after three matches seems a bit ridiculous, particularly when he got 4 points. Even if he should have got 9 points, it's not like it's been a complete disaster. He must have really clashed with the club hierarchy or something, but surely they should have figured out whether he'd be a good fit when they hired him.

Complete waste of time / money from Leverkusen, nice payday for Ten Hag

>>150534182
in hindsight, mou

>>150534229
LMAO

>>150534144
Rumours are he was making money off transfers at United, that's why the signed so many Dutch and Eredivisie players, lots of them shared the same agency

>>150534224
It was two matchdays and one point, both against Teams that finished bottom half last season. The w came from a cup game against 4th Division swabian wine farmers.

>>150534249
Ok fair enough, but still feels ridiculously early to sack a manager

>>150534234
Winning something with Roma is impressive

>>150534285
>the European tin pot trophy
West Ham's got one of those. When Roma went up for a real European trophy the following season, Mourinho flopped.

>>150534306
*Rigged against him

OFFICIAL STATEMENT ON ESPN:

>Yes goedentaag leute mein naam is Erik Ten Haag en ich war hier um die Leverkusen wieder gut zu maken. Es doet Mir leit das ich nicht die chance hab gehabt um die benodigde tingen zu tun und das ist compleet aus mich, das ist ein probleem von der Club. Man kan niet expecten das wir resultaat gehen haben mit soviele transfers oder. Ich hab manchmal gevraagd vor neue spielers aber die verruckte NAZIS in direction sind totaal von der Pot gerukt und haben mich nicht gegeven. Was denken sie dan? Ich brauche mehr Zeit aber die geben Sie mich nicht. Jetzt gehe ich lekker fietsen mit meine fraud und abends essen wir frikandellen met patat. Leck much am arsch.

ps Und nein, frikandellen sind kein gehakt, stumme deutschers.

>>150533907
>Defeats the bald fraud curse
>Defeats the Dutch fraud curse
>*wins*
GOAT

>>150534246
>saus aub

>>150533734
lmao

>>150533919
>plays arguably the best midfielder in the world as RB
based and high iq pilled

>>150533792
Al-KWAB Fc

>>150534084
>we

>>150533721 (OP)
KWAB

>>150533792
al-kharaitiyat sc

>>150533721 (OP)
https://youtu.be/K-A6xtGAXdI

>>150533734
lek

Eras come to an end...

>>150533721 (OP)
joke of a club

>>150533721 (OP)
now do Amorim kek

>>150533721 (OP)
Welcome to Fenerbache

Neverkusen thinking they are too big after one wonder season.

>>150533721 (OP)
>floods the club with niggers
>behave like a retard to get fired
what did he mean by this?

>>150533824
>500€ have been withdrawn from your Tikkie account.

>>150533721 (OP)
God, I hope Niggerkusen crashes even harder now

>>150534144
Of course because he has a racket going with his brother just look at all the shit the pulled at manure poonited

>>150533792
Juventus
>Bucharest

>>150533792
Welcome to Red star Belgrade

>>150534020
Still Vini.

>>150537453
Is this faggot an Amorim fanboy now?

>>150537611
Yup. @AmorimEra

Eras come to an end

>>150533792
Unironically he should come to the MLS. Americans will appreciate his autism.

>>150541582
Maybe he can lean into his retarded dutch accent and people will call him Goldmember

>>150533792
China

>>150537913
his era didn't even begin

>>150533810
Because people like 10 Hag are salesmen, they sell the idea. I bet he put together a really impressive fifteen minute video, with uplifting music, and former players saying how amazing he is, and the Bayer board lapped it up

Then they actually observed him and realised he knows nothing and is poison

>>150533824
>unfriendly people

They are horrible, even worse than the British

Euros are so interesting if not insane with managers, getting 1st and then 2nd apparently is not enough for a club who has not had consistent success

this is what the captain said after the last game
do you sack the coach or not?

>"What happened next is a symbol of our current situation. We have too many players who are preoccupied with other things and only with themselves. That's what the game looked like. Everyone played for themselves, everyone ran around the pitch on their own. (...) It has nothing to do with any unrest or substitutions, but simply with the team on the pitch."
>"If you don't play as a team, if you allow huge spaces, then you can't defend well."
>on the situation when Patrik Schick and Exequiel Palacios discussed on the pitch who should take the penalty before the 3-1: "Of course, 'Pala' is also a good penalty taker. But I think we have other things going on at the moment."
>"We're all old enough. I'm a fan of settling things like that ourselves and on the pitch. That was also a signal to the opponent. They see: They're leading 2-1, they could make it 3-1, and they're discussing a penalty first. These are the little things that build up an opponent. We can't stand around for two minutes and play rock-paper-scissors over who's going to take the penalty. That's one of many things that aren't going well for us at the moment."
>"Everyone's playing their own game. You can't beat any opponent in the world like that! And with all due respect to Bremen, they did a great job and put in the effort. But you can never give anything away here. But we did it and deserved to leave it here. We have to be honest about that."

ten Hag was sacked on the spot while the team was still in the stadium

>>150533779
Dutch managers are massively overrated for dominating their own shit league with the only good teams in it and still ride Cruyff's visionary coattails. Steve fucking McClaren swanned into the Eredivisie, joined the equivalent of Colchester, raped the league, refused to elaborate, left, and got immediately exposed in his next job.

>>150541900
Sometimes i forget that The wally with the brolly won the eredivisie

>>150541734
Ten Hag isn't the guy who got them to 1st and 2nd, obviously. Leverkusen probably got a bit too cocky and thought they could and should do better (considering the Bayer money they get) than what ten Hag's early phase suggested. Plus apparently deep-rooted issues regarding clashing personalities
This case is ridiculous in any case though, you are right. And yeah, they usually are the first ones to get kicked out - they are less expensive than most players and sign shorter contracts

>>150541900
>Steve fucking McClaren swanned into the Eredivisie, joined the equivalent of Colchester, raped the league, refused to elaborate, left, and got immediately exposed in his next job.
Could you take him back

>>150541900
calm down

>>150533792
Fenerbache

>>150533721 (OP)
Heh, my boy Eric just needed more time.

>>150533721 (OP)
"say my name"

>>150533792
Man City

>>150535308
They do be like this though

>>150533792
Janitor at Old Trafford

Apologize

>>150541734
European football is like that because there's no salary cap and contracts aren't guarenteed in the same way as in North American sports, so it doesn't matter if you fire managers left and right or ship out undesirable players whenever you want.

>>150533792
welcome to konstantinopel

>>150534312
lel

Ten haglingz just needed more time

>>150541900
>McClaren
Wolfsburg legend

>>150541900
Closer to Blackburn Rovers, but i get your point

>>150533721 (OP)
>>150533734

>>150533734
kekinho

The real retards are the people who hired him. Neverkusen must have chronically challenged upper management

>>150543176
KEK

>>150535924
kek
https://youtu.be/fyhXlmZeKss

>>150533978
>>150533984
He was exposed and done when Ajax blew that 3-0 CL lead against Tottenham.

>>150553226
keeper was way off the line there before the kick (with the assistant supposedly watching that...), should've been retaken

>>150541733
That bad huh?

>>150533721 (OP)
BUT ERAS COME TO AN END

KEKAROO

>>150566782
Robin Dutt bros we are redeemed

say what you like about this slaphead but every single fucking match of his at manure was absolute prime kino, big sir gareth energy

>>150533721 (OP)
is the head shopped?

>>150541900
Name a elite english manager from this century