Thread 150541843

deadline day and Ten Hag are over sub-edition

coming up:
>Do., 04.09
Slowakei - Deutschland [20:45 Uhr]

>Fr., 05.09.
Albanien U21 - Deutschland U21 [18:00 Uhr]

>So., 07.09.
Deutschland - Nordirland [20:45 Uhr]

>Di., 09.09.
Deutschland U21 - Lettland U21 [20:30 Uhr]

*steals your thread's virginity*

>>150541849
she is a whore

*reaches CL with Chad steffen in youre path*

>>150542149
>Bittencourt
>black
He's an Ossi

I hate nagerbreak, love AFD

>>150541843 (OP)
>deadline day over
thank dog, this sport is getting day by day more like american mandrama. Disgusting!

>>150542149
Werder Negren

>>150542237
we need atleast 1 player with a little bit of iq

>Das erste Spiel ohne Woltemade konnte der VfB gegen Borussia Mönchengladbach (1:0) erfolgreich gestalten. Nach dem Spiel plauderte Maximilian Mittelstädt überraschenderweise aus, dass der Abgänger sich nicht bei der Mannschaft verabschiedet haben soll.
Why is he like this

>sell your entire starting 11
>fire your coach after a draw against Bremen

>>150544965
yes, sorry, this was my fault. shit happens, air?

>>150544965
Brewomen WON 3:3 thoughever

Why did Bayern agree to pay £70.5m for Nicolas Jackson? He failed in the EPL and Chelsea were desperate to get rid of him, yet Bayern are going to pay more than double what Chelsea originally paid.

>>150546978
Chelsea isn't a club, it's a money clearing house for the deep state

GuMo

GuMo

>>150546978
No real reason besides Eberl being an Idiot.

GuMo

>>150547417
>im Alter von "14 Jahren"

Ok

>>150546978
desperation and incompetence

>In Folge eins offenbart vor allem Kult-Kicker Mario Basler, was er alles nicht weiß. Der Ex-Fußballer leistet sich gleich mehrere Schnitzer, hält Bundespräsident Frank-Walter Steinmeier (69) für Ex-CSU-Chef Horst Seehofer (76) und Vorzeige-Feministin Alice Schwarzer (82) für eine Politikerin der Grünen
De Mario

>>150547550
>Als ein Foto von Helmut Kohl eingeblendet wird, steht die Söder-Tochter völlig auf dem Schlauch, sagt erst ganz verlegen: „Jetzt habe ich gerade den Namen vergessen.“ Dann meint sie: „Er ist ein SPDler.“
She is super hot btw. Why would she geek out about politics?

TÜRKIYEMSPOR TÜRKIYEMSPOR GALATASARAY
FENERBAHCE ISTANBUL, WIR HASSEN DIE TÜRKEI

>>150547610
So, Sahne and the Erdogan-Lover are reunited. What a shitshow it will be

>>150547328
>>150547412
>>150547452
GuMo

>>150544965
>drawing against BreNeger
I would fire that coach too for drawing against a designated Absteiger.

>>150546978
They collect Africans

>>150548048
kys

>>150548134
*incoherent Absteiger noises*

>a team that only very narrowly missed out on European footy in the past two seasons and which now has the best squad it had in well over a decade is an Abstiegskandidat for some reason
yeah right

Why does Bayern not sign white players anymore?

>>150548377
White players don't want to join them, see Wirtz and Woltemade. It's Ngubu FC.

Soo, with selling a glorified squad player for 60, keeping all key figures, getting 2 immediate starters and some additional depth, did Hufschmied unironically win this shitshow of a transfer Window? And if so, could there BE a worse omen for bvbs season?

>>150547417
>ynr when they called him the new Boateng

I think I'll switch to being a consoomer of Handball instead. Less N00rs there.

>>150548305
Bring back Hassan

>>150548377
Because Diversität is our strength

>>150549092
Hassan betrayed the brotherhood and Kane to the GDI, not gonna happen

>>150549245
Einer für den Nager?

>>150549245
>(20)
This meme will never not be funny.

>Die rekordverdächtige Trainerentlassung von Erik ten Hag kommt Bayer Leverkusen offenbar teuer zu stehen. Wie die „Sport Bild“ berichtet, erhält der nach bereits zwei Spieltagen von seinen Aufgaben entbundene Niederländer eine stattliche Abfindung. Schließlich hatte der Nachfolger des zu Real Madrid gewechselten Xabi Alonso einen Vertrag bis 2027 unterzeichnet.
>Demnach kassiert ten Hag für sein frühzeitiges Aus knapp 5 Millionen Euro. Die weitere Rechnung des Magazins: Einschließlich des Gehalts seit dem Amtsantritt im Juli streicht der 55-Jährige rund 6 Mio. Euro ein. Eingegrenzt auf 60 Arbeitstage bis Ende August hätte ten Hag somit 100.000 Euro pro Arbeitstag verdient.

>>150548957
@Grok did /bundes/ really say this?

>>150549245
Some players get a second spring late into their career

I've subscribed to DYN and will now post about Handball /Bundes/ here when I feel like it.

I keep thinking Jackson is Colombian for some reason

Eberl bros have we been played?

Schon zum dritten Mal heftigst explosiven Durchfall heute.

>>150550094
wos host gessen?

>>150550119
Mettbrötchen mit Salat

>>150550125
nur Muselschaum verträgt kein Schweinefleisch

kkkkkkkkkkkkk

>>150549245
>one lucky goal

Muhhh Betrüger is back

>>150550093
Yes, like a Filanmonicar

>>150550319
he already scored three goals tho

>>150550319
two lucky goals at this point, chud.
seems like dorkmunders were - again - not able to utilize this weapon of footy.

>>150550326
We did exactly as Uli said we should

The dimension of just how bad a deal Bayern made needs a few days to sink in, huh?

Some would call it monumental, epic, terminal, reif für die klapse, game redefining

>>150550249
why is the baby white?

Mad Max

>>150550093
imagine your agent proudly announcing how badly he managed to fleece the club that bought you

Woltemade was too expensive. We can't compete with the EPL money

>>150550712
you paid more for J00on then you would have for Woltebitch lmao

>>150550712
>we

>>150551096
>16 Mio > 65 Mio

The funny thing is neither would be a direct Musiala replacement
Not even attempting to cover up the most glaring hole in their squad

>football Germany in a state of collective outrage over Woltemade
>FC Bayern: Hold my Bier

>>150551249
>the kaufpflicht doesnt 00ist

>>150551414
it's set to specific requirements.
those requirements haven't been met (yet).
therefore yes, it doesn't exist right now.

given your mafs skills as well as your logic skills, it is no wonder you're a jobless chud shitting up the thread 24/7.

>>150551451
see you in a year when I was right again you depp :*

>>150551274
based Woltechad would’ve been a direct Musiala replacement desu

>Nach seinem Syndesmoseriss fliegt Xavi im November 2024 ins Red-Bull-Rehazentrum nach Los Angeles. Und wird in dem Rahmen zur Formel 1 nach Las Vegas eingeladen. Vor dem Rennen ist ein Treffen mit Landsmann und RB-Pilot Max Verstappen (27) geplant. Doch das platzt. Xavi ist nicht zum Termin mit dem viermaligen Weltmeister erschienen. Die kuriose Erklärung damals: Im Formel-1-Zirkus von Vegas soll der Fanansturm auf ihn zu groß gewesen sein.
>Im März ist Xavi mit Holland auf Länderspielreise. In der Zeit soll sich in Leipzig ein Freund um seinen Hund kümmern. Doch das Haustier ist mehrere Tage auf der Dachterrasse von Xavis Wohnung ausgesperrt und bellt unermüdlich. Anwohner wollen den Tierschutz oder die Polizei rufen. RB Leipzig kümmert sich umgehend. Die Konsequenz: Der Spielmacher bringt das Tier ins Ausland. Dabei soll Xavi geweint haben.
>Apropos Dachterrasse: Bis zum Frühjahr stand dort ein großes weißes Zelt, in dem Kraft- und Athletikgeräte für das tägliche Training untergebracht waren. Ein Sturm wehte das wohl schlecht befestigte Zelt eines Tages davon und soll, weit entfernt, die Dächer anderer Wohnhäuser getroffen haben.
>Wenige Tage vor dem Heimspiel gegen die Bayern (3:3) im Mai gibt es im Trainingszentrum in Leipzig Feuer-Alarm. 300 Mitarbeiter müssen ihren Arbeitsplatz verlassen und räumen die Anlage, die Feuerwehr rückt mit einem Großaufgebot an. Der Grund: Xavi hatte sich eine Frisörin ins Trainingszentrum bestellt. Die soll in seinem Zimmer so viel Haarspray für die aufwendige Frisur des Spielmachers versprüht haben, dass der Alarm ausgelöst wurde.

>>150551594
>>RB Leipzig ist im Mai auf PR-Tour in Brasilien. Am zweiten Abend will die Mannschaft losziehen. Das Klub-Reisebüro schlägt zwei Lokalitäten vor. Doch Xavi hat andere Pläne. Er lässt den Mannschaftsbus in ein Armenviertel, eine Favela, steuern, wo am Abend eine Party sein soll. Als der Bus am Ziel in der hochgefährlichen Gegend vor den Toren von São Paulo vorfährt, bietet sich laut Mitfahrern dieses Bild: Die Lampen an den Straßenlaternen hängen nach unten, die Scheiben der Autos sind abgedunkelt. Nur die Sicherheitsleute des Vereins trauen sich aus dem Bus. Und brechen die Aktion schnell ab. Die Mitspieler sollen sich Xavi sehr deutlich zur Brust genommen haben. Der kuriose Grund für sein abendliches Ziel: Am Tag zuvor hatte er mit seinem privaten Bodyguard und Bruder Faustino eben diese Favela für einen eigenen PR-Termin besucht und soll dort „neue Freunde“ kennengelernt haben. Die wollte er wohl auch den anderen RB-Stars vorstellen.
>Weil RB nicht mehr oben mitspielt und der Mannschaft sogar die internationalen Wettbewerbe aus den Händen gleiten, soll der extrem ehrgeizige Xavi im Laufe der vergangenen Saison immer unzufriedener geworden sein. Für seine Allüren soll er in der Kabine einen Spitznamen bekommen haben: Prinzessin.
> Einige Wochen vor dem Auftaktspiel bei den Bayern musste die ganze Mannschaft zur Einkleidung bei Ausstatter AlphaTauri. Doch Xavi weigerte sich, kam einfach nicht mit. Begründung: Zum Saisonstart sei er ohnehin nicht mehr da.
world class

>Schmerzhafter wird es für die Bayern aber wohl im Winter – dann ist Jackson beim Afrika-Cup!
>Damit würde Jackson keine Winterpause zur Erholung haben und bis zu vier Pflichtspiele verpassen: Heidenheim am 20.12., sowie wohl auch die Partien gegen Wolfsburg, Köln und Leipzig im Januar. Bitter bei so einer teuren Leihe!
tip tok kek

>>150551594
>>150551602
Can't tell if based or cringe

>>150551955
Oh no, not the mighty Heidenheim, Wolfsburg, Köln and Leipzig

>>150552157
Who else is he going to play against? Kane plays the big ones

>>150552592
Where is Harwertz?

>>150552592
he just needs some time

>>150550502
A deal? Try all of the deals since based kalle moved on.

On Tuesday, assistant coaches Andries Ulderink and Rogier Meijer, who had come in with ten Hag, led the training session at the BayArena. Afterwards, one player is reported to have said in the dressing room that it had been the best training session of the season.

This Juventus game on DF1 HD is really grim. Will Bayern become the next Juve?

So, the PL bought 37 Players from the Bundesliga, how will the Bundesliga Antworten?

what is that buzzing noise

>>150553200
By doing nothing as always because muh precious 50+1 is more important than losing every good player. The Niveau will get worse each year and eventually we will be like Holland despite being the biggest country in the EU

>RB-Sportboss macht Timo Werner Hoffnung
>„Bei uns gilt allein das Leistungsprinzip. Ich kenne keinen Trainer der Welt, der sich scheut, Spieler einzusetzen, die im Training am besten sind“, betont Schäfer.
predictable

>>150553407
the EPL cartel bit their teeth out on La Liga

are 'arry will leave next summer, won't he?

>>150553407
fucking kys
50+1 is based and here to stay

Bild asking the important questions

>>150553620
it's Nebel
tiny irish pecker

>Der Ehrenpräsident des FC Bayern äußert sich kritisch zur gerade abgelaufenen Transferperiode. „Völlig gaga! Ich bin fassungslos, was in den vergangenen sechs bis acht Wochen im internationalen Fußball los war“, sagte er.
>„Irgendwann sagt der Bürger: Sind die völlig bekloppt?“
>An die Vertreter der Klubs appellierte er: „Wir im deutschen Fußball müssen einen eigenen Weg gehen. Ich bitte alle hier im Raum, das Geld, das alles verdirbt, niemals anzunehmen.“
>Zu Gast bei der Gala war auch Bundeskanzler Friedrich Merz (69), der sich in seiner Ansprache für die Beibehaltung der 50+1-Regel aussprach. „Ich bin ein Befürworter dieser Regel. Die Verankerung der Vereine ist wichtig. Auch wenn ich weiß, dass wir uns damit Grenzen auferlegen“, sagte er.

>>150553715
seething

>>150553620
Woltebitch SWC ofc

based Woltechad is hung af tho
all proper Bremenchads are btw (see also Brandt, Behrens and me)

Wolteclit MOGGED by HollerBWC

>>150553972
>pro AF
>WINNERMAX
kino sponsors
no idea what they sell i want it

>>150554177
those are from last season, the new stuttgart one is really ugly imo

>>150553583
What exactly is based about 50+1? It's about as based as our Flüchtlingspolitik. It's merely a tool to get cucked for no reason. Shut the FUCK up already, unterwürfige cucks like you are the reason why we are in deep shit

>>150554897
Because the first thing any investor, and lets not kid ourselves we wouldn't get sugar daddies, would do is sell the stadium in the middle of the city

>>150554897
you low iq mongo holy shit
I’d rather have nothing but Kreisliga tier players in every single bundes team than sell my soul to some Arab or American billionaires
go watch the EPLel then if you are this pathetic and can’t stand the fact that the German league won’t cuck out to big oil money

>>150555290
you already chear for a team full of blacks

wtf are you now moving goalposts for lmao
and also are you somehow implying that the EPlel is not significantly more blacked than the bundes despite all the glorious investors?
fucking kys you pathetic cuck

>>150555488
>not even denying his team is full if blacks

hand over the hot prospects /bundes/

GuMo

GuMo

>>150559736
>>150559767
GuMo

Based or cringe?

Morgen ihr Luschen

>>150559905
Gnabry in the national team in 2025 is certainly cringe

>>150559905
I saw guys looking like that in the Kaiserstrasse yesterday begging for coins n smokes.

>>150560513
oh boy, I can't wait for the three questions sparte

>Antony bestätigt Bayern-Angebot am Deadline Day
>Spanischen Medienberichten zufolge hätte der Angreifer an der Säbener Straße mehr als das Doppelte verdienen können, von einem Jahresgehalt von 7 Millionen Euro ist die Rede. Zudem habe Bayern in Manchester eine Ablöseofferte in Höhe von 30 Mio. Euro abgegeben, deutlich mehr als die Summe, für die Sevilla den Zuschlag erhielt. Die Entscheidung sei jedoch keine wirtschaftliche, sondern eine emotionale gewesen

Has to be fake, we know they only wanted to loan Nigguhs.

>>150560513
Who needs all this idiots to tell them how to feel about the game?

>>150560855
>dodged the Anthonybullet

>>150560855
>dodged the Antonybullet

>>150560968
gorillionth rejection this summer

>>150561135
This applies to you too, kek

>>150561197
yes all the Moids I've rejected

>>150561987
>getting a second trainer from the island
with no survivors

>>150561987
He usually wins something... Heh... In his second year

>>150561987
I am not convinced

Why are Bremis like this?

friends again

my boi Lücke smiling <3

id smile all over my ears too if I had been called up after no show after no show

>>150564196
he scores for Germany
give him ten minutes and he does more for the country than the money grabbing mercenary Woltebitch

>>150564402
Müllkrugs last goal for germany essentially doomed our euro run lmao

>>150564471
how so?

Which vegetable is it?

>>150564836
Cabbage obviously

>>150561242
Ach Melody...

>>150564836
Schumacher

>>150565032
Hm :(

>>150565110
best idea yet

>>150564836
can't identify with these low IQ mutts
t. high IQ pvre German

>>150565110
how contrived. sad!

>"Das ist bei mir nicht angekommen", sagte Sebastian Hoeneß bei Sky vor dem Stuttgarter Testspiel bei der SG Sonnenhof Großaspach am Mittwoch. Ein Wechsel zum türkischen Traditionsklub [Fenerbahce], der sich kürzlich nach verpasster Champions-League-Qualifikation von José Mourinho getrennt hatte, sei für ihn "überhaupt kein Thema" und man könne "definitiv" einen "ganz dicken" Strich unter die Sache ziehen. Er wisse, dass es "medial ein großes" Thema sei, "für mich ist es keines und von meiner Seite gibt es dazu nichts zu sagen."
>Auch nach kicker-Informationen hat es noch keinen Versuch der Türken gegeben, mit dem 43-Jährigen in Kontakt zu treten. Dennoch befindet sich der Stuttgarter Trainer auf Fenerbahces Watchlist, auf der sich aber auch andere durchaus prominente Namen wiederfinden. Darunter auch Nuri Sahin und Edin Terzic, die zuletzt bei Borussia Dortmund gewirkt haben. Neben dem Ex-AC-Mailand-Coach Sergio Conceicao steht mit dem ehemaligen Leverkusener TrainerRoger Schmidtnoch ein weiterer bundesligaerfahrener Trainer auf der Liste.

>Insgesamt befinden sich 27 Profis im Kader, was zur Folge hatte, dass für vier Spieler kein Platz im CL-Aufgebot war. So erwischte es unter anderem die zwei Franzosen Jeanuel Belocian (20) und Martin Terrier (28): Beide waren im Juli 2024 von Stade Rennes nach Leverkusen gewechselt und fielen zuletzt monatelang aus. Dass der im Winter von Velez Sarsfield nach Deutschland gekommene Alejo Sarco (19) fehlt, ist auch nicht überraschend, da das argentinische Sturmtalent bei den Profis bislang keine Rolle spielte. Zu guter Letzt wäre da noch Jonas Hofmann. Der war zwar zuletzt verletzt, das aber nicht gravierend. Für die Königsklasse wurde er trotzdem nicht gemeldet, der Grund dafür dürfte schlicht und ergreifend die Konkurrenzsituation im Kader sein. Auch in der Bundesliga dürfte es Hofmann in der kommenden Saison schwer haben, auf Minuten zu kommen.
>Bei der Frankfurter Eintracht fehlen mit Jessic Ngankam und Hrvoje Smolcic zwei bekannte Namen.
>Beim BVB wurden Ersatztorhüter Patrick Drewes und Mittelfeldmann Salih Özcan nicht gemeldet.
DSDnW

>>150542237
Son of Franklin, who's brazilian.

>>150566310
imagine having too many players

I drink the beer

>>150564631
>muh easier tournament path had we lost vs Denmark

>>150566990
HSV has 35 now

GuNa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q9jGv6CAbg&ab_channel=Attem
if Kane teaches him how to finish, he'll be world class

>>150568032
>this guy for only 80m
Eberl masterclass

>>150568382
Uli won't allow this genius to quit for sure

>>150567000
it was Switzerland you fucking retard

>>150568639
>what does happen if a luxury automobile corporation joins in on VfB?
>a long time nothing and then their profits evaporate and they fly out of dax
wew

>>150560855
>>150551955
what the fuck is eboarl doing

the coffee

GuMo

GuMo

>>150573150
>>150573138
GuMo

>>150573138
>>150573150
>>150573172
GuMo

KWAHoffraud

>>150573196
come to Gladbach

GuMo

Puertas now confirmed

>I never said that tho
but yes, >we still have one of the whitest teams in the bundes

>>150561987
BASED
suicideball is back

>>150574112
>>I never said that tho

>>150573638
Based, another non Norddeutscher Player

Bremen ist und bleibt bunt chuddies

new jersey just dropped

>>150576028
what the fuck

>>150576028
My eyes hurt

>>150576028
hahaha
surely not

>>150574516
it really is a shame because it’s such a great city and I loved growing up there but whenever I come back it just keeps getting worse

downloading Seidenlied rn
LFG

>>150576213
True for virtually every non ossi city

chad just equalized vs ghana in the last minute

>>150576028
why do they have like 10 jerseys per season? (i know why)

>>150576873
huh? it’s even grimmer in the east because there used to be basically zero foreigners until very recently and now they’re everywhere
especially mid-sized Ossi cities are absolutely dominated by arabs and their white trash girls

>>150577157
Is that so? I wasn't even aware of that. That is indeed very grim.

>>150576213
True, I am an Findorff-Chad and I love it. Where are you from?

>>150577232
Viertel

>team bus
>train
>airplane to Bratislava
>team bus again
????

>>150577256
So, you visit Tandour very often, at least I hope so. Best Rollo in Bremen

train to appear climate sensitive

>>150560500
30, 40, 50 Millionen waren mal viel Geld.
Heute ist das Portokasse.

>>150560939
People who subscribe to RTL+, which are pretty much the same people still watching ÖRR: Actual boomers.
I seriously wonder, how RTL still manages to sell ads considering that.

>>150560939
>idiots
der ewige Edin completely outcoached the nager in the dfb pokal finale

>>150578584
who's that legend on the right?

Bauchad bros

>>150578750
Freund looking mf

>>150578766
Augsburgcoach staring @ the game being today

germanbros what is the state of your team? ngl it looks pretty weak considering the greats of the past

>>150578820
top 4 or so

>>150578820
We have many injured players rn. We have good players its just hard to find a formation that works consistently.

>>150578820
its 2018+6 and this guy is still starting rüdiger, kimmich, goretzka and gnabry
what do you think lmao

retire this geatric müllkrug boomer from the shaft already

>>150577760
we’ve talked about this before but for me it’s still Kismet 2
Tandour is fine as well tho I guess

>>150578912
leave my boi Kimmich out of this
the others I agree with tho yes yes

>>150578820
one of the worst generations in history right now, we gotta wait until kimmich etc finally retire

150578912
time for the meds tronnie

>>150579165
absolutely delusional
it’s not peak Jogi era anymore but at its best this is still one of strongest squads we’ve ever had

>>150579267
Goretzka absolutely BODIED Wehen Wiesbaden in the cup, he would start for any team in the world

>>150579107
Gnabry and Goretzka are hotter than Joshua rn

>sample size : 4 spiele
take em, meddybert

4x 90 minutes is plenty to form an opinion

>>150578750
Haaland level talent back then, but im stich gelassen by bvb

>>150579281
Nope, it's one of the worst ever and the results speak for it.
Germany used to reach finals consistently since the 50s, this is the first generation to fail at that

54 winner
66 final
72 winner
74 winner
76 final
80 winner
82 final
86 final
90 winner
92 final
96 winner
2002 final
2008 final
2014 winner

the 2020s will be the first decade in history where Germany reaches no finals. And that's even without counting third places, Germany can't even get a third place medal anymore.

>>150579345
>the 2020s will be the first decade in history where Germany reaches no finals
world cups started in 54?

>3rd game for the shaft
>3rd no show from Woltebitch

>>150579427
for germany yes
forget the 30s this was barely serious

can't wait for a total nullnummer from Gnabry and Wirtz

>b00 nachnominiert für müllkrug
wtf lmao

>>150579528
the bench needs pressing

>that startelf
hooooly yikes

I like schweini, but this stupid femoid is grinding my gears

how many today for big W?

>>150579528
junge sag nichts gegen goatkrug

1-4

i miss Sandro

die Necher singen wenigstens mit im Gegensatz zu den Törken

>>150579073
You are right, Based Bremen-Rollo-Enjoyer.

Wehe wenn die Neger nicht singen

who is that guy last in the kicker manager game? Couldnt be me

a dutch referee... oh no no no

>>150579345
now do the same for italy, france and spain

When did gnabry turn so massive?

whatchu eatin?
for me, fetatomatensalat+zwei scheiben brot mit olivenöl and knofi+salz dazu 1 glas milch

>>150579809
Italy, France and Spain have all won something in the past 10 years

>>150579345
there where like 4 competetive teams up until like 1995

white shorts? why

>>150578337
Huh!? You think boomers are watching Are You The One, Prominent getrennt or Das Sommerhaus der Stars? RTL+ is most popular with young people and women, but they want to reach more people in the 30-59 demo and more men. In fact, one of the reasons why they made that deal with Stefan Raab is to target an older audience for RTL+.

"Wachmacher"

>>150579862
please censor the word w*men

>>150579826
wasabi nuts

>"den platz darf man ihm nicht lassen"
>does absolutely nothing

>Gurkeretzka
>Woltebitch
>Kimshit
>Shirtz
>Mittelshit

hätt er sich fallen lassen sollen

Kimmich corner ball

>>150579945
>t. ürke

who is this mutt

I think woltemade looks a little bit behindert. Like the kids that have split schädel or something idk what its called

>Nnamdi Collins
what the fuck is this shit
another random mystery mutt that will never be good

>>150579976
Mbongo Bafunto

>>150579976
Collins. Eintracht Frankfurt breakout talent

>>150579987
if you dont have a lot of muscle, you will always look retarded at 2 m

>>150579976
Ngambu Watuti-Jackson

Is this the thread?

>>150580037
verpiss dich

>the made is a starter

Die Mannschaft is finished

>>150580037
Stay.

Shitretzka at it again

>>150580027
Its not that he is a lauch. Thats not a problem but its like his head wants to split if you look at his nose and forehead. Maybe fetal alcohol syndrom?
>>150580042
See.

who even is missing to improve this disastrous kader? musiala and...?

>>150580091
>>150580042
also his eyes have fucked up shape. looks a little inbread if you ask me

>>150580103
Der Kaiser

turbo manlets do be seething kek

>>150580103
ter Stegen, Schlotterbeck, Pavlovic, Sane, Havertz

>>150580146
we are finished

mann mann, wasn das für ein wurst-kick hier

>>150579826

de sersch looks better than usual desu

This squad isn't better than that of the early 00s and nobody will tell me otherwise

>>150580180
because his bayern contract is running out this year

>switched from swiss to ard because the commentator on the swiss channel is a woman
Fun fact: on swiss tv germany is playing from left to right and on aed its from right to left

>>150580200
ah yeah that'll do it

>>150580203
are you trying to do a bamboozle?

as soon as I say it lol

BauGOTT

>Sauer
Isn’t it a German name?

>da wird er sauer sein den nicht rein gemacht zu haben
>>150580225
Nope

>>150579647
120£+tip please

>>150580250
sounds Austrian if you ask me

>>150580237
I hope he stays Nummer 1. i think he is better than tersdegen

>woltebitch
>witz
unironically
what the fuck do they do?!

>>150580250
I thought so as well

>>150580114
its because his face is asymmetrical, an ugly people trait

>>150580274
the german hope

>>150580250
yea, it means sour (ike sweet & sour)
but also angry/upset

wolteshit

>>150580274
Be placeholders for Der Kaiser

I'm late, how badly has Collins fucked up already?

>>150580298
not yet

>>150580298
ack-chually our best player

Tonight

>>150580297
I like Kaiserposting

>>150580274
cuck buyern hühnchen
stay mad customer

>>150580319
Those were the hammer back in the day

lmao this defense is africa tier

absolute fucking state of rüdiger
NIMM IHN RUNTER

Rüdiger out. inshallah

lmao posterized

Rüdiger masterclass

wew
vogelwilde verteidigung

>>150580365
also, african

Why did buyern not buy leo sauer?

leo sauer... das wär doch einer für den Nager?

>>150580383
Um noch einen zu haben der kein Tor schießen kann ?

>>150580383
zu deutsch

stiller looking kinda zesty

>our best player is some descendant of German miners or something
The absolute state

>>150580383
Not black enough

ist nick woltemade wirklich 10 millionen wert?!

Stolpermade mentioned

>>150580460
rundfunkbeschwerde is raus

stolpermade im ARD

based Flo

starke aktion von stiller und wirtz aber da muss er die andere ecke anvisieren

Musiala carried >us so hard

Woltebitchmade is just a poor man's Kleindienst

>>150580477
he just needs to settle in

He never does this at liverpoop

>>150580488
You meant to say Der Kaiser right ?

>>150580493
becasue he never plays

>>150580493
because he has to pass every ball to Salah

Haha nagercuck changing the entire formation is such a retard
He just wants to play as many monkeys as he can
This Collins is another one that has peaked at 19 and will never be special
And tah and Rüdiger together are just comical

Der Sauer ist einer für den Nager

Rüdiger LMAOO

>>150580493
tbf in the Prem they kick the shit out of players who do

Die Made will play in Paderborn in 2 years

>being franziska almsick
löl

Nagelshit got carried so hard by Kroos during the Euros, it was still pretty bad but at least there was a semblance of a system there, once Kroos was gone it went back to the same planless shit as before

uff wäsche fertig brudis muss aufhängen fack....oder 10 min warten bis hz?! puh

Give them time to play in a solid formation. It has to take shape over time.

>>150580564
regnet eh

>>150580564
Hier passiert die erste Hälfte nichts mehr, kannst mache

Can anyone tell me what coaches see in goretzka and gnabry
Genuinely interested. They are absolute shit and have obvious negative aura?

>>150580577
They play for Bayern

>>150580577
whats the alternative?
they are literal lückenfüller

>>150580564
Hute straft und Gott für diesen Kader mit einer sindflut. wenn dus nicht in deiner Bude aufhängst würd ichs sein lassen

>>150580564
Tor kommt gleich. weiß aber nicht von wem

>>150580577
Goretzka is only here to satisfy the shadowy force that controls things in Germany behind the scenes, Herbert Grönemeyer

>>150580622
folterwade ofc

did he just call francesco calzona francesca calzone

seriously, whot does he do?

>>150580639
Spezial or not?

>>150580644
How much is that in real money ?

>>150580657
unironically is there ever a (rational) reason to order a calzone over a pizza?

Die müssen sich erstmal einspielen, sag ich Ma.

don't ever call this mutt up again
ever

>>150580673
I just order a Pizza and then fold it in half

Tsuuuuu

>>150580612
>Hute straft und Gott für diesen Kader mit einer sindflut.

:O

IHR WIXERRR ICH HASSE ALLLESSS

>>150580564
BROOOOOOO

it's over

HAHAHAHAHA

>>150580576
Du konntest ja nicht die klappe halten

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
FUCK DIE MUTTSCHAFT

>Rüdiger
AfD wieder +2%

>>150580695
Ja mit dem tippen hab ich nicht so

Nagelsmann changed the entire formation so everyone talks about him
Just like fraudiola always does
And it ALLWAYS backfires lmfao

OH NO NO NO NO

there are people on this very board who say we will be wc champions lmao

>>150580673
It's nice to eat with cutlery

NNAMDI YOU FUCKING RETARD YOU ARE THE FUCKING RIGHT BACK, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO FUCKING SPRINT BACK NOT ACT LIKE YOU ARE FUCKING MBAPPE ARE YOU FUCKING SHITING ME?

Man sollte diese Nationalmannschaft einfach auflösen.

AHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

>>150580734
Mit dem Angriff von der Kaiser wird das alles wieder

when was the last time we didn't qualify for a WC/EC?

STOLPERMADE

>>150580718
save us from the fuckmänner Drumpf

Uffff

this nigga collins is just pure fucking shit

no matter how many of these mutts they ship unto the team, they are all shit

أنا ألماني يا أخي

>>150580753
never

We have noch Zeit

>>150580698
decided to wait it out so i saw the goal *dabs*

>>150580793
Nice Mann

They need to get rid of that "make a wish" guy with the 11, it's cute to have an amateur play for charity but this is a serious game, bring on a real player.

>>150580783
>Duda, wanna bang during half time?
>sure, Wirtz go

webbum btw
>>150580764
>wirtz loses the ball
>starts shittalking
>concede
kwab

so, how many of these "qual"-ifikationsspiele do we have to win to be qualified for the WC? how does that work?

TESTBILD

>die mängelliste ist lang
HDF Junge

LIKE WER ES NOCH KENNT VON DAMALS!!!!!!!!

get fucking Woltebitch off the pitch man

>>150580827
Germans never had to worry about that

This was nix

>>150580807
I honestly can't even guess which one of the 5 you are talking about here.

>>150580827
enough to come out on top, hope this helps

>Tagesthemen
and TV off

speaking of calzone, whatever became of "TK-Döner zum Aufbacken"? 6 months ago or sth this made the Bild headline. Are they still being sold, or Rohrkrepierer?

>>150580816
>dodged the FlortZbullet

time to head to bett instead, dont want to be tired tomorrow for this

>>150580885
they struck gold with a chili version
that shit is always sold out when I walk past it

This is entirely on negersman
This numale cuck just wanted everyone to talk about how smart he is and how divers the man shaft is lmfao
Just like against Spain
It's a shame because otherwise he's a good coach

>>150580872
thanks, no it doesn't

Rüdiger raus
Collins raus
Bitchmade raus
Nager raus

Mittelstädt, Collins und Woltemade raus, 3er Kette und alles auf Attacke!

>>150580876
Wayne du HuSo

>>150580910
>we
can get last and still make the qualifying via lucky losers round or something

>>150541843 (OP)
NEGERSMANN NEEDS TO GO

You know we're gonna score one and then a second one from a pen and after the match everyone will say "well that was rough, we just have to do more next time"

This negru is dogshit

Absoluter Washnsinn dass Stuttgart für den fast 100 Mio kassiert hat.

will there be months of tributes and minutes of silence for this portugese tragedy as well or does that only count when you die going 250 while drunk?

>>150580901
ok now don't tell me it's more than 4€ and i'm gonna give it a try

>>150580970
no only when drunk scousers try to illegaly and knowingly invade their stadium and crush their own

Manifesting Goretzka career ending injury that will also continue to heavily affect him in his life afterwards

How is the Netherland Poland match?

>Zoomers don't know about Uhrzeitkrebse
worst generation

>>150581013
a team full of a bunch of negers

and the dutch

>>150581031
kek

>>150580016
What did he break out of? Prison?

Goretzka/Kimmich midfield could get Real Madrid relegated

Is schweini autistic?

>German talents chase money in England instead of going to Bayern as god intended
>National Team quality degrades massively

AfD 30% end of week the way rudiger is playing

>>150580885
This one?
https://www.alzarro-doenerworld.com/de/doenerback
Never seen it myself but now I want to try it

didn't know slovaks were so swarthy

I've shat on our defense a long time ago already and I was always right
We have the most laughable defense ever. Fucking Tah and Rüdiger.

pedophile below this post

>>150581163
never had one of those but they used to sell long ones for the microwave/over
the concept is seriously flawed because the salad gets hot
maybe if they substituted grilled vegetables it might work

>>150581205
>I've shat on our defense a long time
What happened to süle?

presented without comment

>1.98m
>dogshit at headers

>>150581145
>blaming the ref for trailing SLOVAKIA
wtf, how far has germany fallen. 10 years ago this was an 8-0

with Musiala injured we don't have a single player who can dribble past someone
holy fuck lmao

wait a second
why are there no blacks in the slovakian team?! this is an OUTRAGE

>>150581267
>85 Million

>RÜDIGER
LMAOOOOOOOO

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

STRELOK

WAS IZ HAPPENING

lmao
Good, I hope we lose by even more

its joever

Lads wut's going on?

NAGER OUT

Rüdiger won't play for Madrid ever again lol

Start watching Ned Pol now

Wtf does Wirtz even do

Jetzt nimm doch mal endlich den Rüdiger raus

looooooooooooooooool

make 3 decisions to save this nt (no /pol/ shit)

>>150581267
How???

>first goal scored by David
>second goal scored by David
Truly a David vs Goliath match

We need him NOW

es ist vorbei

webbum
>>150581319

>AMIRI
WHAT
SACK NAGER

>>150581335
Tah out
Rüneger out
Woltemade out

bruh germans are the most cucked ever

bin ich blind or is shartbry playing RB rn?

when rüdiger wins, he's german
when rüdiger loses, he's suddenly an "african" or a "muslim"
really makes you think

we need more Indian pro players. We cant develop anymore. Have mercy world

Quick, bring more Ngubus on!

>>150581335
but pol shit is the answer

DFB Verbot wann!?

its over for our shaft

I believe in a kommzurück. Trust the plan

Unironically think Germany are worse than all Scandick nations atm.

>>150581367
unironically the best player in that team rn

>>150581377
really makes me think we should let them all in
yes germany

>>150581377
you jest but this is slightly true. either way rudiger is finished

>>150581397
Literally impossible

>>150581377
Rüdiger is always black and always an akbar

Nager pls

bottom of the easiest group in all of qualifying

Where is he?

bros.... i thought the nager would change everything

>>150581412
No definitely. I think Norway would pummel you.

>amiri
some random 28yo bum from fucking mainz
lmfaooo

>>150581397
even Finnland?

Just play silksong instead fellas

>>150581443
Finland are not Scandi

bring Andrich on, need some Mentalität

>>150581434
but he does, not qualifying for a tournament is the final frontier that no german coach reached before

>>150581436
norway is rock solid atm. top 15 country

Tah-da

>>150581449
i like 2d games but i'll never give hollow knight a chance bc visuall I find dark caves settings too depressing

maybe throw in some more browns and nechers

>>150581436
You said ALL not just Norway though

Hätten wir mal den Kultkloppo gehabt

>>150581489
its atmosphere K I N O, you'll love it

>>150581496
>I really wish I was at Bayern right now

You guys need more diversity in your team

>>150581496
stop hyperfixating. the problem is Nagelsman and Rüdinger

>>150581504
Yes well I think Denmark and Sweden would beat you too.

>the missing part
it was always him

>>150581496
>
KEK

>>150581509
idk... i'm afraid it'll put me in a mood i don't like. why can't the setting be forests or sth

Lmao

>>150581526
I don’t think either would even stand a chance though

NECHER ICH BRAUCHE MEHR NECHER

>>150581563
How can you say that when you're justifiably losing 2-0 to Slovakia?

>>150581583
Katic is quality

>>150581583
Rüdiger Rammel wird Nationaltrainer

based schweinsteiger with the TRVKE

good guys slovakia getting the german manager sACKed

>>150581583
...who? Both those players and that poster

AHHHHHH HAVERTZ SAVE US

>>150581592
Because I genuinely believe that Slovakia is better than you and Denmark

>Kimmich in midfield
>get cucked by any halfway decent team
every time

>>150581545
it got a lil bit of green areas but yeah for the most part its a darker tone

>>150581611
>sacked
I wish I had that optimism.
They'll extend his fucking contract instead.

>>150581609
What did he say I wasnt listening. I was laughing because of this >>150581585

>>150581642
>I don't see any German player on the field right that I feel like could actually accomplish something here

>>150581630
hmm hmm okie mb i'll give it a try!

>>150581622
We played Slovakia twice in the Nations League last year. We were the better team both home and away.

>the 10 is the heaviest shirt
good that amiri wears it

infecting your team with african mercs and still lose to fucking Czechoslovakia rofllmao

>>150581537
seems like it

WIR BRAUCHEN JETZT DIE KREATIVEN IDEEN VOM MAINZ 05 SPIELER

Kimmich is the biggest fraud and cancer in German NT history

>>150581698
KÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄK
VIELLEICHT NOCH PAAR MEHR ZETTEL FÜR TAH UND RÜDIGER AUF DENEN STEHT
>VERTEIDIGEN, JUNGS!

>>150581712
you mean wirtz

>>150581672
3 months ago we were 4th place overall in the nations league. Arguing with past nations league isn’t helping your argument in the slightest

>>150581717
können die necher überhaupt lesen?

Nager raus, Wagner rein

Just bring füllkrug in. Why is nagel so stupid??

We need Schlotterbeck and Schlotterbeck, solid defense

>>150581688
don't lump us in with c*echs pls

Egal jetzt wird nur noch Vollgas Effzeh geschaut anstatt die Globohomoknieenden Lutscher

>1 win out of the last 6
>3 defeats in a row
>first quali away defeat in HISTORY
When can we admit Nailshit is a failure?

Is Ballack still on the bench?

>>150581712
He's good as a right back, sometimeseven great. Every coach that fields Kimmich is a 6 is the real problem

>>150581449
sorry sweety, I'm playing jusant.

>>150581698
yes bring based Nebel already

>>150581712
he's even worse when paired with his "buddy" Leon G.

Lmao wtf who gave fucking amiri, a Mainz shitter, the #10 jersey

Wir brauchen einfach wieder so einen Hund wie den Mario Gomez

>>150581625
kek it do be like that

Armer Baumann

Feel like shit just want him back

We didn't know it would only get worse from there ...

>>150581766
he's injured

>>150581784
when we lost to spain last year

why are people shitting on Chadmiri? one of the few good players in this team

fucking team full of retarded niggers

>>150581784
a man who wears make up is a failure no matter what

>>150581823
it's his fault, he destroyed the german spirit, counter attacks and blooters.

>>150581747
I mean let's not pretend like you were lights out in the Nations League. You barely squeezed by Italy who are in crisis as well atm. I just don't get what your argument for Slovakia suddenly being better after (in my opinion having watched both games), being far inferior recently. Do you think they suddenly went super saiyan in the last few months? What is your reasoning?

>>150581769
>What's wrong with you yards
>Schotterbeck was great and only had one mistake lol
>Admittedly a retard mistake but he won't make one like that again

>>150581847
>germany loosing
>instant Führer posting

GET HIM WHILE HE'S STILL A FREE AGENT WE NEED HIM NOW
NAGEL RAUS

did wollerosekaufe even touch the ball in the second half so far?

>>150581769
true
the niggers in the defense are a joke

It's crazy back in the 90s we had guys like Martin Max, Olaf Marschall, Ulf Kirsten etc not making the team despite scoring 100s of Bundesliga goals and now we have some guy named Wolteschabe who scored 10 goals for Elversberg in the 3. Liga and we have to pretend he's NT material cause there's no on else.

>>150581850
I don’t get your response though ? I said I genuinely believe Slovakia is better than you and Denmark and you decided to use last years nations league as a benchmark, like what ? Me mentioning the nations league final four from three months ago should have completely ended the conversation then and there desu

>only the first of the group will qualify directly
>2nd place has to play knockout match
holy fuck, is it actually happening? no WC for the first time ever

Imagine how red Uli's head would be now if Bayern actually paid €140m for this Wirtz

these niggas bruh

früher brannten die Spieler für die Nationalelf

>>150581902
It's a fairly recent matchup between the same teams using the same players under the same managers. Slovakia haven't won a single game in between losing to us. Why do you suddenly think they're better? Based on what metric?

so... after tonight, has nailsmeme oficially become a wackelkandidat? honest question, i don't follow football that much

>>150581903
your group is fucking Luxembourg, N.Ireland, and Slovakia. Get yourself together

>>150581942
slips happen, this is why 4 teams in groups is a curse

>>150581941
No, but only because the people in charge of the DFB are mentally handicapped

>>150581941
nah, his contract gets extended after the next lost match after this one, as is tradition

blacks belong on the wings
not in the goal or the defense
there i said it

>>150581941
lol no, this is the DFB we're talking about, they'll give him another 20 chances before discussing it

>>150581941
no cause they just renewed his contract and can't afford to pay him out

>>150581923
früher waren die Spieler auch Deutsche
>>150581941
ja, das er Rüdiger nicht gefeuert hat, kostet ihn das Genick
und ich habe genau das prognostiziert
selbe Situation wie mit den Türken und Erdogan

>>150581976
counterpoint: blacks belong in africa

>>150581941
here everybody is trashing him becasue they know Fußball, but the general public likes him and they wont sack him before the WM (if we qualify)

>>150581923
Heute sind die Spieler gebräunt

>>150581938
Do you seriously not get it ? Its not even remotely fairly recent and me posting the final four from three months ago should have made it clear to you that things can change very fast. Three months ago we were the clear fourth best team overall, neither you or Slovakia even came close to us then

Die Zeit hat unser Nationalteam im Laufe der Jahre wirklich an seinen Platz verwiesen. Wir haben tatsächlich geglaubt, dass wir aufgrund der Geschenke von Demichelis und Higuain im Finale der WM 2014 ein großartiges Team seien. Dass wir nicht auf absolute Genies im Mittelfeld angewiesen seien, nicht auf großartige Führer in der Abwehr, nicht auf herausragende Torhüterleistungen von Neuer. Während ich dies schreibe, haben wir der Slowakei beinahe ein drittes Tor geschenkt. Traurig! Wir haben uns noch immer nicht vollständig von unserer letzten Blamage bei der WM 2022 erholt.

>>150581923
wir brauchen wieder mehr Spieler von Schalke und Rapid Wien

>>150581941
he should

>>150582007
we might lose to N Ireland on Sunday
Sweden would trash us

>>150582017
i love google translate... it's like we are one people

>>150582007
you are delusional. stop replying, it makes you seem schizo

>>150582029
Since we're putting on people like Tah and Rüdiger we might as well check what our Regionalliga teams have to offer at the moment

>>150582007
You're still not answering my question. *Why* do you think Slovakia is better now? What do you think changed? Did Sweden get worse? Did Slovakia get better? What parts of Sweden got worse or what parts of Slovakia got better? It must be quite drastic for it to change so much, don't you agree? What parts changed? Explain your reasoning.

>>150582060
Actual retard right here

Goretzka is a soziales Experiment

>>150581967
This

whats he sinking about

>>150582066
well two years ago Collins couldn't get past a man called Fynn Otto in the Regionalliga and now he has a national team cap, so we are there already.

>>150582066
They have an afganian Neaderthaler at Energie Cottbus. He can shoot pretty well and he runs like a retard. He would fit right in

>>150582073
Right now I can give you one clear example: Leo Sauer, Slovakia by far best player today didn’t even play against you when you won

>>150582073

why is there a swedish nigger in this thread?

>>150582074
Slovakia is making you look Montenegro level bad.
Norway would destoy you, Denmark would humiliate you, Sweden would batter you. Face the truth and move on

Wirtz is playing btw

>>150582119
amazing how many shitskins there are in scandinavia

>>150582110
So you think Leo Sauer and Leo Sauer alone is the reason you're losing 2-0 right now? If we took him away, you'd be winning 2-0 instead yeah?

The biggest shock to me is that we have apparently never ever lost an away world cup qualifier game so far. Ever.

Really? I find that hard to believe.

>Bitchmade
can't even try a fucking bicycle kick

Über der Tatra blitzt es wieder!

>>150582107
About the Aus in der Vorrunde?

>>150582119
>Denmark
>Sweden
I am sorry, but Slovakia right now is better than you. It’s time to accept it

>>150582146
well thanks to the way the system is set up we also never play any actually good teams in the qualifiers. Also the team used to be german and good.

>>150582156
>You can't lose during the group stage if you don't even reach the World Cup in the first place
200 IQ play

>>150582146
there's a good dozen of teams we had never lost to before until the last 5 years or so

>>150582146
Glad the Nager made us now the first Auswärtsspiel-Niederlage

>>150582143
I am saying if he want playing we wouldn’t be losing right now. Shouldn’t even be controversial

>>150582131
the ghost of anfield

That was our best shot so far

NAGELSMANN RAUS

>>150582190
Kek

How do Buntland gets more offensive Durchschlagskraft?

>>150582146
crazy stat. no shame in losing it against the giants of Czechoslovakia

>Nagelsman tries to play his own strats for once instead of Völler/Wagner/Musiala-ball
>loses to fucking Slovakia

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>150582178
mein Führer, wir müssen es akzeptieren, es ist vorbei...

>>150582173
post at least 11

ok Nager, you can sub Woltebitch on now

Mit dem Sieg der AfD wird das wieder in Ordnung kommen. Dann spielen wieder 11 deutsche Männer und keine Hottentotten, Tunten und grünversiffte Sozi-Schwuchteln wie Goretzka.

Jetzt gibt es erst mal ein vernichtendes Urteil vom Piggy

>>150582204
doesnt change anyhting if theyre not getting of dogshit Rüdiger as well
Nagelsman had to fire him when he had the chance
he destroyed the team not doing so
just like Löw in 2018

>>150582220
I am, I just won’t accept some delusional Swede or Dane taking rubbish

Rüdiger soll mal erklären was passiert ist

>>150582178
You are beyond help. It's not even about "wouldn't be losing". You were not even close to scoring against Slovakia.
>if we took away their 2 goals we would be able to squeeze a 0-0 out
Yes and if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bicycle. Germany are bad. Really bad.

>>150582227
ok ronny, aber jetzt halt doch mal deine schnauze bitte

>>150582237
>ooogahh booogah

>>150582048
It was AI, actually
what was wrong with the post? (gramatically, I know the content is bait, but like what expression sounded weird?)

NAGER RAUS!!

>>150582250
You actual don’t get it do you ? First you want to argue with past achievements (lmao), then you don’t want to accept the simple fact, that if you take a teams best player away that team won’t be as good. You are simply beyond help

>>150582237
>mufuggenbixnoodmuhdickallahuakbar

>>150582276
and NEGER RAUS

GG bros, I hope we make it both to the WC next year.
Good night. :3

>>150582255
Niemals!
YEAHÖÄÖÖÖ

Tah interview: Nager ist schuld

Did germs drop a wc place tonight

>>150582255
Kopp zu, Sören-Finn

>>150582291
Yes. We did not redeem the WC Playstore ticket tonight.

>>150582291
we did not redeem world cup qualification :(

>>150582281
Whatever you say. Deep down you know it's true. You can deny it all you want. Germany are dogshit. Norway, Denmark, and Sweden would all beat you. You can cope and think Slovakia are suddenly world beaters or whatever. We would all beat this dogshit Germany.

>>150582281
nigger tier cope. Merkel really destroyed the german mentality

>>150582288
I hope we don't cause we will get humiliated in front of the whole world

congrats though you deserved to win

>>150582320
>>150582328
I know it must be hard to cope with simple facts, but seething won’t help you

>>150582255
WE WON IT 3 TIMES
WE WON IT 3 TIMES
WITHOUT PLAYING NECHERS
WE WON IT 3 TIMES

>>150582320
Slovakia is a solid team and got out of the Euro group last year and almost beat england
whats the fuck has your shithole done lately?
and why are you scandinavians shitting up the thread?
>>150582328
care abotu your own shit

>>150582267
NO Refunds!

>>150582381
It’s honestly astounding how retarded Swedes and Danes really are

>>150582265
oh, grammatically it was fine, but stylistically it sounded odd... it sounded overly bloomy/emotional, like i imagined someone from the south americas would write

>Rudiger - Tah in charge of defense

Game lost right there

>>150582381
Beat Slovakia for one lmao

>>150582392
jelly much

>>150582418
Not of you though kek

ronnie wieder mit innerem reichsparteitag kek

>>150582406
facts
these niggers have negative IQ

>>150582406
True

>NigGermany BTFO
what a beautiful day

Werden wir etwa nicht Weltmeister?

You just know the old, white dudes in Doppelpass will target Rüdiger and not say anything about how shit Goretzka was.

wo war unser 100m Woltemessi heute?

>>150582510
Rüdiger should have been fired after his repeated spergouts
Nagelsmann fucked it up, when he didnt

>>150582547
This, I hate this Spacken

Medien bauschen wieder schlecht Ergebnisse hoch Mensch, Mensch.
Ist furchtbar langweilig und vorhersehbar.

>>150582510
>Rüdi dindu NUFFIN

>Basti saying "wir haben die DNA verloren"
hehe... ja, das haben wir...

>>150582610
Why should I Listen to this Depp?

>>150582610
schweini dogwhistle?

>>150582637
He isn't tactically gifted but nothing but a soul merchant.

Wenn nicht irgendein türkischer Verein im Winter Goretzka holt sind wir verloren

>>150582587
die hat früher Fussball überhaupt nicht interesst als es voller Deutscher war
diese ganzen politisch korrekten Spacken sind erst aufgetaucht als die ihre Multikulti Propaganda machen konnten
und das ist seit spätestens Erdogan 2018 Geschichte
die Deutsche NM ist tot und eignet sich nur noch als Wahlwerbung für die AFD
aber sie schnallens nicht

>beim nächsteb mal spieler die alles reinwerfen
did nager just hint at Hollerchad?

Lmao nags throwing team under the bus

WENN BEI DANZIG DIE POLENFLOTTE IM MEER VERSINKT

Multikulti teams always fail

>>150582721
Und das Deutschlandlied bei der WM Vorrunde nicht erklingt.

kek das interview mitm nager hat ihn bissl sympathisch gemacht

>>150582844
this butthurt fraud is seriously bringing the "the other team wanted it more" routine when he starts players like goretzka who make every team they play for WORSE

>>150582866
Too white for you, Abdul?

>>150582907
Noice