Thread 150546971

pw are pussies edition

shit thread

the rock bros..

Gane is right about so called voting, that shit doesn't change jack

>>150547000
why nigga lookin like princess diana impression

Didn't know Kayla Harrison had a big ass

>>150546971 (OP)
>>150546996
Fagtistasissies..

leaked footage of gane in shock after accidentally killing tom in the cage. don't ask me how I got it.. they're after me

>>150547015
she takes huge dumps

>>150547019
did he troon out?

>>150546987
I fear that Gane might mentally heem Tomala so hard he will kill himself
Let us pray Gane will go easy on him

>>150547030
nah he's just a big brendan schaub fan

>>150547015
Where is the big ass?

>>150547023
i hate this society for what it has done to Gane. He is a gentle, kind and warm soul and yet he's forced to hurt others for money and soon he'll have to take a life

heeminder, as a joke fernand will be training gane right for a change.

>>150547042
turn your monitor off

Tom wasted a whole year doing nothing, Gane spent it meditating on victory

>>150546996
Fuck yo shoes too Dwayne

>>150547015
this 105'er waterson ass-mogs kayla

Boxing up Merab with my superior range. Easily avoiding every takedown with my catlike reflexes. Pressuring a panicky Merab against the fence. Landing increasingly heavier combos against Merab’s toddler body. I know the dive for my legs is coming. As soon as his head moves, I jump and knee his skull straight out of his George Washington. It’s all over. The crowd erupts in awe and applause. Unsurprised by my own prowess, I take a lap while feigning sleep against my hands. There will be no rematch. He was never worth my time.

>>150547083
Would love to impregnate her if you know what i mean.

/heem/ is being nonwhite again

>>150547072
Story? Did Nate Diaz volume punch Dwayne Rock?

Goatfucker mrocoan is imitating us like a chimp, these shitskins have no persona

>>150547119
Haha giulty!!

>>150547130
I would kick his fucking ass

Que me mamen el bicho, suck my dick
>>150547119
People on Spain twitter literally hater your country and people, why are they like that

Don't wanna hear anything about wmma

>>150547141
Moicano use to be handsome, now his face is all bloated and puffed up

>>150546987
damn they're doing this early. Ganeboy getting the push

>>150547095
do u give online martial arts lessons? I can pay 40€ per hour

>>150547153
they've started doing this kind of shit for international cards/fighters
ulberg/reyes had a presser like a month ago

>>150547158
Nobody knows what that symbol by the 40 means. This is America.

Pereira vs Israel was a fockin staring contest

Heeminder Pereira was shooked vs ank so he attended a concert

>>150547166
ok bryan, that symbol is the symbol of the strongest currency on planet earth right now

>>150547140
Collective manlet rage

>>150547126
Nate thought Rock sided with Meng in the BMF bouts and when the Rocks shitty mandatory shoes were introduced Nate said on air that they suck.

>>150547188
Rock is a real Helwani pleaser huh

Poatan trains in fuckin Conneticut

>>150547196
Yeah

I'm not gay but you never know haha

>>150547213
Bro eats like 3 pounds of Steamed Cod a day

>>150547213
Me at the top

Can’t help but notice that nobody in this general seems to discuss Valentina vs Weili.
Anybody want to step up to the plate, and explain why?

Steamed aspargaethjes

>>150547247
We don't watch or discuss wmma here, perhaps you should try reddit.

>>150547247
Because it's a foregone conclusion. Nothing to discuss

>>150547247
Mental illness >>> wmma

>>150547255
Care to extrapolate?

>>150547262
Give us prove that you actually care about wmma

>>150547254
>>150547257
This is not who your mothers raised you to be.

>>150547266
W-what kind of proof?

>>150547274
He said prove you fuck

Hand over the proov and no 1 gets hurt

There is zero scientific evidence that training makes a fighter better at fighting.

Some days you wake up and feel like the nigger of the world

How do you go from this

>>150547295
To this.
In only 2 years

>smashing machine movie with THE rock
the documentary is really good, what's the point in watching inferior hollywoodslop

>>150547286
lol

>>150547302
If you’re getting fighting as a female things are already grim, it’s basically a step above prostitution. If it doesn’t work out then you know what happens next, kid

>>150547287
100% this.
I bet apturo could beat charles any day of the week even without training

>>150547318
*into fighting
I’m taking my pasty ass to bed

imagine if I cared about mma

>>150547368
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?

Goddamn a 12k would change everything here. I cant imagine myself pursuing an mma career if I were american or canadian

>>150547324
The fact is, a fighter can train wrong. Its like a dancer learning the wrong dance.

Besides Gordon, what other top BJJ guys weren't at CJI?

>>150547368
I cant. What is my opinion on this matter?

Would Joe Rogan be able to beat one of the women’s champs in the UFC?

>>150547302
sorry I'm a bungussy bro

>>150547295
>>150547302
from scrapping by paying bills earning 12k and 12k to barely scrapping by paying billls making 2-3k a month on OF? Pretty simple, 0 skills, college degree and refusing to work a regular job

>>150547384
ok now you're not making sense. Just because you can train wrong doesn't mean training is useless. I thought your theory was founded on the assumption that some people have that dawg in them and thus don't need to train

I'm thinking of Beneil

>>150547421
I’d say Weili yes, the other two no

guys it's time for me to admit........I would not be able to beat the current UFC champions

>>150547459
How could he not beat shev and kayla to death ya mook

>>150547459
he would definitely sub shevchenko

>>150547474
Because the skill disparity is too great, and his age. Weili is too small for it to matter, the others aren’t
>>150547478
I think he’d get KO’d first

AARON FUCKING PICOOOOOOOOOO

>>150547497
PICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

make ai video royce gracie water slide laugh fun eyes bleed terror evil

>>150547494
You clearly overestimating a women's power and strength and what skills does rogan lack aside from speed. Joe can easily takedown and out power them in the ground

People forget man. Pena once got uppity with a chainsmoker fast food worker and got showed its place

>>150547446
Its all statistics and probabilities. High level maths. Zeroes and Ones.

>>150547103
No. Please elaborate
>>150547304
Nothing bcheap cashcrab like every Dwayne Johnson movie

>Training wrestling since birth with success and gold medals in local and international tournaments
>Only eats grass feed ribeyes and red snapper for protein
>Shirtless hill sprints in the California desert for that extra conditioning
>Traveling warrior; When not in camp, visit and train with various other fighters in different gyms, including Henry Cejudo in Arizona
>Slice of Sourdough bread, fresh cheese and raw honey every day for recovery and micro biome health
>Always recovering; Cold plunges, red light therapy and deep tissue massages are musts. Can't train to your fullest if you don't make sure your body is recovering from all the work you put in
>A sponge for advice; Have long calls with former champions like Kamaru Usman about the fight game, journey to the top and advice on balancing a fighting life

The Pico Way™

>Replying to a poor thirdie in an internet forum
Very nice display of superiority

>>150547558
Basically i wanna generate a dna block with her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcEVuL9N0IQ

its up

Asia is the future of the UFC and these are our genes to prove it

East Asian (DNA) talent towards COMBAT SPORTS

There has been 13 genes (Link to the study of afformentioned genes in combat sport athletes)
associated with elite combat sport athletes (Judo, Wrestling, MMA, Boxing). This post is to continue to reinforce the idea that East asians are entirely capable of being good fighters and dispelling the myth that we are not. 6 of those genes have ethnic data on them. The following genes are as follows:

ACE rs4646994 D/D
ACTN3 rs1815739 RR/RX
CKM rs8111989 CT/TT
COMT rs4680 AG/GG
MCT1 rs1049434 AA/AT
PPARA rs4253778 CG/GG

Golden Men stay winning.

>>150547581
ricecel cope

>>150547581
Only thais can fight and they are not yellow so i don't think you can claim them lol

>>150546996
bro looks the exact same
>>150547582
dont you have a schoo to shoot up white tranny
>>150547304
Why hasnt he gone on TRt yet? he looks like a cancer victim

>>150547581
based

>>150547598
thais can't fight mma

dana give me salt gangster papi dis real champ fight

the Cage Warriors FW Champ, the Oktagon FW champ, and the KSW FW champ are all making their debut on the same card where the long time Bellator FW Champ will also be fighting

>>150547619
But what do you mean by "cant fight mma" ?

where's that asian looking russian at 170lb

>>150547636
Doesn't count, he is a brazza

>>150547560
Gets chinned by a neverheemer

Only Indians are worse at mma than Changs, the men at least

Pursuit.
Perfection.
Pico.

Gooks can't claim thais, brazza kazakhs or anyone that even touches the caucaus like Orolbai , the only contenders they can claim must be chinease, japs and koreans, sorry.

Pico would've beaten Movsar

>>150547662
Pico is worse than Lopez

>>150547658
East africans are even worse

>>150546996
dwaynesisters.. we got too cocky

>>150547665
Pico can only lose by brutal heem and Movsar is incapable of that

>>150547669
D-Dwayneiacs, is this real?

VERY COOL

>>150547686
you know what this is building up to

Chills

Oh man, after losing to Ngannou, losing to Jones, and losing to Volkov, I cannot wait to see Gane fight for the belt!

I'm in love with a Meng nearly twice my age

This bloke is in love with cocks

>>150547704
Rampage vs Sycho Stu UFC White House

>>150547725
That's a palantir human robot data collector

>>150547744
what a loving family man Kimbo was

>>150547715
you should learn from merab and instead of disrespecting gane you should hype him up so when tom inevitably loses to him it wont look too bad

>>150547744
kek

>>150547771
Destined to die from gunshot wounds

I've been taking creatine for about 3 weeks and I'm now 7kg heavier since the last time I weighed myself 2 months ago in june. Is this normal?

Indians are better than gooks in mma, that’s how pathetic they are

We (ferguson chads) are here btw >>150535698

>>150547744
What's the difference between Kevin jr and Kevin 2?

>>150547862
Bloated or skeleton that just started lifting?

>>150547870
looks tasty but also really dumb

>>150547870
Pelmeniception

>>150547870
hate it when waiters and barmen do this kind of stupid shit

HI

>>150547888
Ever tried them?

>>150547896
You're dining in the wrong places fren (fag)

>>150547914
Normal ones many times used to be one of my favorite eastern dishes never had one birth any in front of me though

>>150547914
>united kingdom

you cant even recognise you own dick from a greggs roll, why are you even trying to lecture someone about food or restaurant

I crave blood.......can't wait for Cyril "Bon Gamin" Gane to violently murder asspainal

Tony Ferguson
Ferguson
Tony Ferguson
Na na naa na na naa na naa

>>150547611
>>150547581
>>150547599
changs getting uppity.

>>150547928
You even have Georgian restaurants, I don't know why I always think of it as a backwards little place

>>150547929
You don't have to have a shitty Palate just because you grow up with shit food around you. Besides, this is London, you won't struggle to find other stuff if you want it

English food is great

>>150548043
Only Fish and chips, Pies

I could eat variations of meat pies for the rest of my life, the key is a perfect crust.

>>150547670
>bdsnigga underestimate the power of wrestlefucking

>>150548056
Many are saying this
>>150548009
Food here isn't that bad outside of memes either tbch

>>150547949
What does one do when you have a hairline like this at 28?

>>150548081
swedish food is big retarded its all weird fish and uncooked vegetables

>>150548083
Roids are notorious for destroying hairlines, costa the poster boy of roid trannies had to fly to turkey to fix his.

>>150548090
You cruising for a bruising there bappa

>>150548083
nothing you can do except show how insecure you are by getting it fixed in turkey

>>150548043
Chippy fucking Tea

CHAEL POOP PANTS CONOR DICK LOVE BIG TIME

>>150548104
Tony did that and won a belt thougheverbeit

>>150547744
>Kevina
Lol. Did he fucking ran out of female names with K?

>>150548125
maybe he got reminded with that incident regarding a certain Kevin

>>150548121
A nightly occurrence I direct in deference

>>150548129
BAWK
A
W
K

>>150548124
Tony got dat dawg in him

>>150548129
popped me

>>150548081
Nobody talks about your food to even say it's good or bad lad. The only mention I've heard is when that Swedish bing told me you maybe Pierogi with Rye. You're literally off the map.

I misspoke accusing you of doubting Tony, but the fight iq here is lower than I thought, what an insult to el coocoowey

>>150548234
Chat, is this real?

>>150547886
They're only tasty if fried in butter and herbs otherwise its a bland gray boiled dough with zero taste.

>>150548243
Berlusconi pbuh famously said it's almost as bad as english food, no worries all that matters is Tony was victorious and in classic Ferguson style

>>150548261
Don't forget the smetana b

chat, deez niggas be playing wit me!

Did Aki really die this time RIP to a real one

>>150548267
Yes brother! Shame that you lost your bout though.

Whats going on here? These shenanigans have been kept quiet. Luke getting spicy

https://youtube.com/shorts/4ByZSElJNlc?si=WNb0MjXuC-S-Ljiw

>>150548350
Good on Till though and at least it ended in explosive fashion

>>150548447
Kek why is his hand on his waist?

Anyone else this Nasourdine is really really good. Reminds me of how Mousassi was

>>150548521
Think*
?*

Faggot name though, sounds like a sexy Persian girls name or something

>>150548527
You're sexy, faggot

Former regional contender gegard Mousasi

>>150548604
Wow

>>150548604
You shouldn't even dare to reply and on top of that you've made a comment that's extremely gay. Can a man commit any more fouls?

>>150548612
What are you talking about? Gegard is one of the greatest of all time. Lost to the human fluke and that's about it

>>150548627
As long as Rebecca is left unattended I don't mind what Bisping does

>>150548632
One of the greatest former regional contenders of all time, yes

>>150548521
Brendan Allen is his only decent win. He defeated Buckley in middleweight not welterweight. Dolidze and Cannonier suck, Adesanya is washed. Defeated by Stricmolested.
Mousassi had a good win over Souza, but later lost to him. Was a Strikeforce champion, and won against TRT Vitor so that's good. But who else? Mark Hunt had more losses than wins, Goodridge was already CTE ridden, he beat 45 year old Hendo, and shitters like Hall and Weidman. 1-1 with Lyoto. Rory seems like a good win, but that was christian Rory, his peak was before he found christ.
Middleweight was always the shitter division, full of cans who simply weren't good enough for welter- or light heavyweight.

>>150548527
Nassaroudine isnt a sexy Persian girl name at all you faggot

>>150548896
What is a sexy persian name out of interest

>>150549014
Kevin

>>150549014
prolly roxana or sumth idk b i aint persian

>>150548916
I retract my statement. Getting a TKO from the most pillofisted man is embarrassing. Imamov is a complete fraud.

>>150548863
>everyone le sucks
Who is a good win at middleweight then?

>>150548447
>that ultra mogging
Luke won in the end.

>>150548465
darren got that craig jones rub

>>150546987
The time of Gane

>>150549053
Barely anyone. Lower weighclasses have more skill higher weightclasses have more power (in ideal case, but now only true in LHW, because current HW power comes from obese bodyweight, not from athleticism+size). Middleweight is an akward weightclass where they no longer have lighter man skills, but they don't have the power of LHW and HW.
Actual good wins are rare. Silva defeating Maia and Hendo when they were still good, and TRT Vitor back in the old ass days. Yoel and Whittaker defeating Souza. Whittaker defeating Yoel. Adesanya defeating Whittaker, Pereira kinda (had the experience with him of 3 fights, and Pereira was dying from the weightcut) (but not Yoel, because both were inactive), du Plessis and de Ridder defeating Whittaker, kinda Khamzat too, but he had a jaw injury from DDP beating the shit out of him.

so anyway movsar is inevitable

Aljamain Sterling's BEST wins:
>yan x2
>dillashaw
>cejudo
Absolute domination. Is he the BW goat?

>>150549278
>overrated manlet
>injured manlet
>old manlet
No

MMA is shit rn mogged by Youtubers sadly

>>150549278
Merab is the only one who you can argue as the BW goat
>Yan
>O'Malley x2
>Umar
>Cejudo
>Aldo
And they are training partners. Simply training with the best made each other good.

>>150548863
Sorry for the late reply, I fell asleep. Reading your comment it's a load of shit anyway so I shouldn't really care. I stopped reading up until I got the the third name (Adesania) of who is shit. Can't take people that do this seriously. "Khabib isn't actually good"
"Erm why would you say that"
"Because he didn't beat one good person, he was shit he was shit, he was shit, he fell off, he shitheshitheshit aaaahhhhh"

>>150548896
I never said it was, listen up bucko. I said it sounds like one. I've never heard the name until him but it's obviously some dagensani mens name

They ruled it as a TKO but it was more of tony cowering in fear of Garth's jab

>>150549388
Why didn't Salt Papi do this?

>>150549400
He was about to before the early stoppage

>>150549400
Idk i didn't watch the fight but i heard he was dogwalked during the first 2 rounds

What's good heem?

Lot of people don't know this since it was a heem but tony lost all rounds vs Gaethje except the 2nd round, 2 judges gave him the 2nd round for no reason but the 5th round where he cowered in fear, the judges scored it 10-8 and one judge even scored it a rare 10-7

>>150549344
>"Khabib isn't actually good"
Despite crushing cans in his early career, winning the championship against 11th ranked Al Laquinta, and being given strikers with mediocre wrestling in his championship defense, Khabib was actually good. His striking got good by the end of his career, and supplemented his grappling strenghts well, and had the greatest chin out of any lightweight. His wins over Porier and Gathje aged well, as they remained top contenders for years.
Now look at Imamov. Allen was 1-1, and Cannonier was 1-2 after him. Dolidze defeated mid level fighters The Smiff, Holland and Allen after his loss, and proceeded to lose to Fluffy.

>>150549455
Wrong.

Yjk khabib orders his pizza with extra cheese

>>150549466
You order dementia diapers with extra dookie and mother minge with extra maggot

>>150549432
Nm akhi just chillin ygm sup wy

>>150549466
empire special

>>150549435
Why did they score round 5 when the fight was stopped mid round 5? Do they not pay attention?

>>150549458
Oh yeah sorry, Smiff, Holland and Allen are not mid, they are shitters.

>>150549481
Dolidze is a double threat

Anthony fucking Smith.

>>150549477
Khabib paid the judges to preconclude a loss to Tony. He also threw a cable directly under Tony to fuck his knee, and became a bioengeneering professor overnight and made covid.

When Dana says jump you say off what bridge

i believe i have heeming power but no way of proving it

>>150549262
>Barely anyone

Ha how did you beat your last record, I stopped reading there at only two words in. Why do you even watch MMA, can't be fun for you.
You're in the wrong business, instead of making potato cakes all day every day you can fight for a living and be a rich champion with an exciting life

>>150549477
Tony cowering in fear got them disgusted, they had to score that, he wasn't ko'd, didn't get dropped, he pussied like a coward

>>150549542
Gaethjes heems this little faggot.

>>150549542
I want to see apturo get heem'd

Ciryl is a good guy

>>150549473
That era is over, he doesn't do that anymore. You can't talk about people's past

>>150549542
Ilia will lose THIS TIME

>>150549598
the clitty was rock hard here

I think apturo will probably heem gayji but i'm really hoping for a fluke win from gayji

So Ivan, let's get this straight. Middleweight isn't good, lightweight isn't. Which divisions are?

>>150549590
Clozanonce still terrorises retirees worse than Topiglet

just had a good laugh remembering vitor belfor vs wheelchair bound evander holyfield

>>150549542
Topuria is only interested in beating fan favourites. We already know Gaethje isn't a good wrestler, so Topturo can just submit him. The reason he is not fighting Arman is because no one fucking likes him. Go fight the number 1 contender already. We know that Arman is an entilted, inactive rich dipshit, but he is a good fighter, so fight him, you manlet.

>>150547254
Valentina vs Weili is a legit fun match up, wmma usually sucks because women in general suck at fighting but these two are good everywhere.

>>150549610
He has a business now, a nice Car Lot. What do you do for a living?

>>150549625
prepare to 25 minutes of Valentina trying to mount a crucifix and Weili rolling around to avoid it

>>150549613
Did his dumbass parents forget to put a c in his name or what

Weili is finnish national treasure also Val

>>150547421
He's moderately trained and weights much more than any wmma champ. Yes imo.

>>150549609
Heavyweight.

>>150549615
THE gamerredit? Beast of a fighter you got there

>>150549628
He literally said he's an invalid that lives off welfare and his maggoty minge mom's inheritance thoughbeit.

>be me
>try to order with wolt
>notice the place gives better deal from the website
>the delivery is still done by wolt

How can someone be on welfare and live on inheritance, as well as a nonce who goobys the elderly, pakis not known for their thinking faculties I fear

>>150549653
Because you're an invalid that gobbles up the dementia dookie before vomiting it into your dead mommy's maggot minge I'm afraid...

>>150549615
What's gotten into you? I've never seen a Balkan so uppity

>>150549400
Tony has a solid hairline now. Do not underestimate the power this gives a man

>>150549643
Kek he might as well just say that

You now remember when Clozamaggot said it was impossible to have a job in Finland if you were prescribed Clozapine which is why his doctors switched him to Clonazepam.

Clozapedo works with food, in a hospital and manages a used car lot all while finding time to goon on Heem for 12 hours every single day. A true renaissance man

>>150549648
When you get your pizza do you order with deliveroo, just eat etc?

What are you even waffling on about now you immigrant freak am I employed or not and where precisely
>>150549677
Hungarians are uralic chads you see, much like finns
>>150549694
Not usually but I am feeling a bit lazy after some heavy lifting

>>150549710
You're a dead mommy piggy that eats the dementia dookie!!!

No one even knows what Finland is

Enigma.

>>150549728
We call him dead mommy piggy.

Clonazepedo sadly

>>150549609
We aren't fucking slavs you greggs eating fat fuck, Ivan is a rare name here.
And I never fucking said Lightweight isn't a good division, it's just the previous generation was so good, the current can barely break in.
Every division is good except heavy, middle, and women.
Pantoja is good, and so are contenders such as Van and Taira.
Merab is a fucking beast, and the division has good contenders such as Vinicious Oliveira, Petr Yan and Song Yadong.
Volkanovski showed that he is not too old yet, but he still have beasts to prove how good he is. Murphy and Silva are completely capable of fucking anyone up. Evloev despite being a boring ass decision merchant is a good fucking fighter. Emett and Ige are still good fighters, and even has Aljo as a great wrestler there.
Welterweight is fucking awesome right now. JDM, Savkhat, Garry and Morales are really good. Usman showed that he is not washed. Buckley will fuck up any pure striker. Brady is surprisingly good. And Belal is a good fighter, despite being boring.
LHW has Reyes resurging, Jan being a crafty vet, Khalil and Pereira being great strikers, and Jiri will heem anyone that isn't Pereira. Ankalaev has great fucking boxing skills and solid wrestling. The only problem with the division is that it doesn't have any outstanding wrestlers, but besides Khamzat, Jiri, Jan and Ank would outwrestle any shitter from Middleweight, and they would still be good enought to not be held down or submitted long enough until that AIDS patient gasses out.

Yo can we...go back to talking about mma?

Guess that's another thread ruined luckily we have this one in the 'logs
>>150535698

Zatdaddy already beat the shit out of Jiraped

>>150549755
Your mother's maggot minge is ruined from the dementia dookie you vomit into it...

>>150549710
Oh shit, I thought that was a Bulgarian flag. Shameful haha, now it makes sense.

>(You)
I knew it, you dirty boy. How has the work not boycotted them already? I did 8 years ago. Complain about underirables then pay their wages and eat food out of their dirty clothing and shoe container

>>150549787
What's that maggot minge smell like?

>>150549542
Ilia will fight Arman if he gains momentum, only then. If he goes to WW and beats the winner between Islam vs JDM and Arman actually becomes LW champ in the meantime, you can be 100% sure that Ilia will go back to beat his ass.

He said he wants to retire at 30 so its reasonable to think that he wants every single one of his fights to be big money or big legacy fights. As of now the Arman fight isn't that good at either of those things, whereas Gaethje will at least fill his pockets.

>>150549754
You know you don't want that, bonjour

>>150549694
You made dead mommy piggy cry because you laughed at the maggot minge.

Why did you laugh at the maggot minge?

>>150549804
you're right, i just wanna talk about how many rajas it would take to go to the moon

>>150549838
Space is an IC1 man's game Raja Jackson is not invited

>>150549847
Why are you friends with the Black man who laughed at your dead mommy's maggot minge and made you cry?

You've completely lost the plot spamz

>>150549786
Woah wtf this doo could weem?

Umar needs to fight more

>>150549876
He was undefeated against humans so he started testing himself against the scariest animals.

>>150549794
They're just too big at welterweight Ilia is a tiny little manlet. Would be funny to see him get kwabbed by some bum like jdm or brady if he tried.

>>150549890
I legit think JDM is gonna beat Islam then Ilia and will become a superstart out of nowhere.

>some bum like jdm
Talmbout the reigning champion?

>>150549908
JDM won’t be 36 until 2033 so i don’t see how ilia could possibly fight him

>>150547870
this is fucking retarded. that shit costed like 50 bucks I bet.

Pizza's here

>>150549946
Grim

Anyone notice the YouTube comments section has become Reddit. The things I can enjoy in this life become fewer and fewer every day

>>150549946
Enjoy opening touching the box that has feces on it and licking every one of your Fingers off

>>150549960
And you're some fine Gentleman. What are you having for dinner?

>>150549871
You fluff the BBC of a Black man who lauged at your dead mommy's maggot minge...

>>150549968
Come on man I'm eating here
>>150549960
Monitor

Oi me piglet keeps oinkin' on me maggot minge!

>>150550000
Stop dripping dementia dookie cheese on my minge...

>>150549968
The dingleberry devourer will enjoy that I fear

>>150550000
This man doesn't know I'm trying to help him

He keeps bringing Saarcles to pork my maggot minge...

Heeminder there's another nicer heem thread available to use

>>150550029
Stop hurting my maggot minge...

>>150550051
Please get your Black Daddy off my maggot minge...

>>150549794
that will never happen. even if Arman becomes champ, he still won't gain any momentum because he wouldn't have time to build up resume and the rest of his resume is unimpressive. losing to Gamrot and getting saved by shorts coming off against Charles and winning split decision is far from being good look. I mean who does he even beat for the belt? Charles again? older Charles? Ilia will immediately retire if he beats WW champ Islam. if he does beat Islam but after he loses to JDM, then he will fight JDM as well for the belt.

>>150550086
Women's rugby? Very phwoartastic I'll need to research this further
>>150550095
What are you his manager lol

>>150547247
we don't want to mansplain

Can anybody smell that?

the Mythical Gamrot

>>150550137
My piglet won't stop vomiting dementia dookie into my minge...

Here's how I raped Figgy:

I really hope none of the UFC fighters take performance enhancing drugs.

>>150549974
Chippy tea

>>150550218
That's for being honest, you're not better. Ok

Who said that? Nobody said that

>>150547213
>Unhung men: how they cope

What do you reckon Tai Tuivasa is scranning day in day out?

>>150550245
Thanks*

>>150549750
You think Jiri will heem Khalil?

It's funny how D.C's videos have a bunch of Muslims begging him to end gambling sponsorships in the comments

Tony is a boxing project

>>150550487
Project Manhattan

He's going to absolutely fucking kill Jean Silva.

Jean will use the Samson option on Lopiss I fear

An entire village in Sudan got heemed by a mudslide

>>150550717
Kwab I guess

gilbert burns dropped kamaru R. usman

Ian Garry's wins age like fine wine.

>pick up ~20kg of groceries casually and walk with them (mainly consisting of jugs of water and a watermelon)
>two separate male boomers complimented my strength on separate occasions

DANA! DANA!! GIVE HIM CONTRACT BRAZZA!
HE DESERVE DIS >>150550977

I could probably heem or heem tappy all the 145'ers in this thread

>all the 145'ers in this thread

Who's gonna tell him?

>>150550977
Did Jones bleach his skin

>>150551190
145? more like 450

>>150551190
buddy.. heem.com is 190+ only.

Hurry up and hit 500 so we can heemcycle the other thread

>>150548447
why is his belt undone

kino time

>>150551365
this nigga just beeing himself out here

I didn't say manager, I said own business

Slamdaddy is going to ragdoll, rape, gape, pack, sement, and seal JDsM I fear.

I don't even understand the jdm one now but I assume it's gay or fecal

>>150551432
Don't sign your posts with what you do over my maggot minge...

>>150550445
incredibly cathartic trilogy. dirty daniel's finger first fighting needed to be punished

>>150551411
>I fear
Don't be scared homie

>>150551471
despite being intellectually challenged steve a is one of the greats

>>150551514
>>150551523
>>150551535
wow this guy will never KO the salt papi

>>150551411
Factual post.

How is this thread still up? What’s going on with my “boys” and, in some cases, “gals”?

>>150551614
Ignoring the lineal thread I beget in regret

Weeeeeelll... It's The Big Schaub

>>150551630
Stop nibbling on the maggots from my minge...

>>150551514
Must be a shameful ordeal to lose to Bobby Green

>>150548234
OHNONONONONO

I never much liked khabib

>>150551737
what? why you molested me so much then fazza? fak you

>>150546987
Yay

I always told the boy to duck Ferguson he was going to ruin our plan
>>150551756
Khabib you mighty disappointment for chief dieofcoof

>>150551772
fazza jes tell to me straight... do you or do you not wish tony was your son instead of me...

>>150551779
I even wish jon jones was my son more than (You) khabib

Tony won.

BDS meltie.

Movsar did nuffin wrong bruv legal tender innit

>>150551613
Appreciate you killing 5 trees to make this video

squirt another round of diarrhoea in your mother's minge for me

Ps. sorry for raping you

Adesanya wanked me

contendies today lads

My tummy hurts

>>150551886
What's his name

>>150551907
>>150551930
Not cool guys

Ziam pulled out vs Fernandes.

SAD. That easily could have been a fun fight.

he gonna fill up his shoo shoo dipey and see red I fear

And STILL undefeated.

>>150551991
Rajadaddy can beat you half to death and when you wake up Jones runs you over. Chills.

We are inevitable

>>150552037
You think I'm just going to sit there and let them kill me anon?

Word is Trump is going to endorse Dana as the next president

>>150552082
Imagine every presidential announcement is just Dana filming 480p live streams from his phone

>>150551930
Stop letting the Black Daddy pork my minge...

>>150552099
>Guys, huge news in the mma world today. We've just announced a line of JD Vance UFC action figures

THE PIZZA SETTING ON MY AIRFRYER IS LIKE MARK HUNTS UFC RECORD 50-50

Mike Dolce betrayed BJ Penn and caused all this

im cleaning the fuck out my room, when im done i have the floorspace to practice my iminari rolls

>>150552072
Wish I could stop thinking about this webm, there is just so much to unpack

why are there chibi ufc figures at walmart going for $35

Million Dollar Extreme associate on Dana White's Contender Series tonight.
https://youtu.be/b-eGXW4sM_8

HEEMCYCLE WHEN READY:
>>150535698
>>150535698
>>150535698

Fuck

>>150552208
Son you cannot munch on the maggot minge!!!

>>150552082
Decomposing Donald has passed on I’m afraid

>>150552245
Mango Maggot Minge Dirty Diaper Donald I fear.

Slandering the president will get you heemed and deported by ICE

Finland revved spammy

>>150552258
Someone call Clozapig for the cleanup!

Can you shut the fuck up and talk about mixed martial arts you disgusting freak?

Why is it considered difficult to punch while moving backwards? I mastered that in an hour at home.

>>150552360
>>150552312
Don't sign your posts with a maggoty moldy anus.

mIXED mARTIAL mARTIN

Sooner we hit 500 the sooner we can converge the threads and evade a Daner/Ngannou situation

RIP Trump

>>150552360
Idk can you?

OHHHHH HES PULLING OUT THE 'CHIVE SCREENSHOTS
WATCH THE FUCK OUT

>>150546996
ZOA face

Nearly 40 minutes past when Dirty Diaper President was supposed to squeal.

That piggy mighta oinked it I'm afraid.

>>150552385
you can't hide b

>>150552421
Nah I'm the other Canadian

DDDP (decomposing dirty diaper president) I fear

Combat sports?

>>150552447
this was debunked

>>150552372
Eddie is way less tall than Ithought, or Dilon is more tall.

>>150552447
My minge is combating the dementia dookie you keep puking into it...

>>150552476
MMA?

>>150552475
Tony deserves better

>>150552476
This post doesn’t seem to reference combat sports

>>150552489
I deserve better (an Asian WMMA girlfriend).

ufc white house not looking good...

talkin' about martial arts is taboo on heem

>>150552497
Wow! Cute!

>>150552489
Lil cracker is on a 3 fight winning streak and Anthony Taylor only lost to P4P #1 Darren "Essentially Roy Jones Jr" Till.
Rankings seem solid.

Why is Rozenstruik in dirty boxing? What the fuck hahaha

*takes off DDPs*
*swings them over head*

BJJ is fucking gay

>>150552556
Your father raped you and you pretend every dog you jerk off is him.

Regrettably I paid money to subscribe to Jessica Eye's OnlyFans just to be left disappointed and to think she fought Valentina for a title once

The Dogfather starring Sneed Pacino

>>150552597
This post feels like a confession. A cry for help perhaps, hm?

>>150552535
That's not what I'm lamenting good he's ranked on his debut expect great things from him at misfits

Everything I post is a confession...

I'm a naughty piggy...

Methinks the janny doth protest too much

is it true that sean got raped by his dad?

>>150552646
>the one chive' screenshot that got it right

>>150552628
Oi stop oinkin' on me minge!!

The maggots are getting in your snout!!!

The obsession with pigs...

Everybody on three!

1,2,3!

DIRTY DIAPER TYLA!

*CLAP*

DIRTY DIAPER TYLA!

*CLAP*

DIRTY DIAPER TYLA!

*CLAP*

>>150552656
No Xhe was asking for it by twerking for him in a full pair of DDPs

Someone stop my son...

He keeps porkin' my maggoty minge with dementia dookie on his clitty...

It's makin' me queef...

>>150552656
Nah, he was abused physically like throwing beer cans at him or punching him and stuff but Strickland was never sexually abused.

>>150552665
Leave Finland alone

>>150552716
Don't sign your posts.

Xadame made fun of Clozapig's dead mommy's maggot minge.

But Clozapig only cared when Saarcles did it.

one life playa!

Dreadful thread let's clean up our acts before we heemcycle the nice one ready waiting in the catalog

>>150552784
Clean up Toby's BBC juice from my maggot minge...

It's making me queef...

one bud lit out to sneed playas keep it real hunnit

>>150552784
get down with the sickness

Things heem apart the center cannot sheem

>>150552784
Gosh, you've really been raring to go with this

>>150552823
Stop spraying in my maggot minge...

It's making me queef...

I know Finland has his thread already up and ready to go but I'm going to make a new one anyway

>>150552838
That would be pretty fucked up, he's been waiting hours

>>150552866
You're hurting my minge...

I'm queefing!

>>150552838
That's really not cool man

>>150552900
I'm queefing!!!!

Stop hurting my maggot minge!!!

Uhhhh!!!!!!

Owwww!!!!

Does anyone find this ragging on Finland shit funny? He just repeats the same shit and he looks like the asshole here.

>>150552957
yeah man it's great

>>150552957
Your asshole is full of maggots...

Just like my minge...

>>150552957
He pretty much does it for people like you who entertain it

>>150547247
WMMA is an entirely different sport. Only Queer,BIPOC or well read feminists opinions are worth hearing. Especially in this fight.

>>150552983
Same shit over and over. Funny maybe the first time. Now you’re boring.

>>150552957
I think its hilarious he's bodying that piglet freak!!!

>>150552996
You have sex with men...

My son has sex with my maggot minge...

You need to stop touching the maggot minge!

>>150552957
>he doesn't have the flag filtered
kwab

I got gaped by a Somalidaddy...

Why is heem of all places getting botted?

Georgian nigga seems a bit dim
HEEMCYCLE:
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>>150535698
>>150535698

>>150553040
I just need another Sexy Black Daddy.

>>150551613
Khabibi has 0 wins in the past 6 years

>>150547675
afraid so my friend