Thread 150550497

South Africa [(7.2/50 ov, T:132) 62/0] v England [131]
bit grim innit

*enters thread*

YFO

wet leg is rebranded the strokes for girls

yes when you say it yes

Sonny Baker? More like one cap wonder

lads I don't know if 56 off 4 overs counts as a dream debut

Kek

chad sport for white people

>guitar music
It was already old fashioned when the Strokes came out the first time. The press tried to make them a thing but the audience had already moved away from rock, permanently

imagine all the unsold "scran" with this debacle. wigan kebab purveyors on the ropes here.

yes let's all listen to opinions on music from this utter tard lmao, nah think I'll pass actually

>>150550608
nigga pls, the white stripes were the band of the naughts

Biggest flop called Sonny since Sonny Pike

He actually screenshotted his own post so he could post it in the next thread pretending it wasn’t him.
It’s a grim new low for the man

>>150550614
kek

>le one hit wonder
John Digiweed was the sound of that era

hmm odd because I remember lots of popular guitar music up to the mac demarco era of indie

does britjeet dare I say it know nothing about music?

>>150550655
Never heard that stuff at Renaissance or Fabric or Turnmills and I was hitting it large every weekend

>cowardly englunder still not admitting it was him
*whistles Soul Limbo*

not sure shitjeet knows about anything desu
he's never been the brightest poster on /cric/ (not even trying to be insulting, just seems quite low intelligence)

Lads is 11.6 a good economy for an ODI?

>>150550689
pre or post brexit?

>he's so embarrassed and desperate he's now started to claim he didn't post it
lmao right out of the bowen playbook I see
might be a good idea to not withhold this little bit of info for 5 days next time mate

>>150550623
cringe

DJ Pied Piper and Darude have lasted the test of time better than any guitar band of that era

>>150550702
like I said he's not the sharpest
probably didn't do well academically so his jeet parents keep calling him a bhenchod disappointment to the rest of the senpai

Mad how >our brainletbash sides became complete shit in the span of a few years

the white stripes has one (1) song
at least the strokes had a full album or 2 that were elite (more of an interpol man me thoughbeit)

What's the situation with your parents bnob?

Peterborough is the north/south boundary

>>150550709
da DA DA DA DA dah dah

Didn't realise a little 12BB with a Caribbean twist would mentally disintegrate all the /cric/ shitters to this extent tbqywyf

bouldering later

I rate Is This It and New York City Cops, the rest is diminishing returns.
Many such cases in 00s rock! The hives, the vines, Yeah Yeah Yeahs

funny how shitjeet will deny he posted the expensive piano (lmao what an idiot) post
but is completely silent on his nonce posts. almost proud. makes you think

Twiglet legs when are you going to stop looking at little nip blokes climbing past you on a cardboard wall and take your on courts beatings like a man?

Where will this rank on the list of England ODI humiliations if Saffas win 132-0?

ah yes zachy and britjeet on at the same time again what a coincidence haha
and now he just initiated a self-convo, brilliant haha

>bnob still won't answer the question about his parents
Must be some deep trauma there. Who do you think posted the Soul Limbo voc? Wasn't your pimp. Who else could it have been?

It was actually me who posted the expensive piano thing, while using incognito mode. I knew you would all leap on it, like hungry dogs as I toss out treats.
Once again I prove my unparalleled ability to do play this board like Jaco on a fretless fender jazz

should have just played the bloody worcestershire side
they'd be better at odis than this lot

is this it was fairly okay
turn on the bright lights much better I agree, and I was more into liars etc at the time

only listen to zachy's takes on music desu. about 80% of the time I listen to something he likes it's good to great. simply can't trust the rest of you

Wonder what bnob does for a living, if indeed he does anything for a living

>>150550779
Interpol is the best of a bad bunch.

living rent free in little bhenchod disappointment's heads apparently lol

Zachy just copies me, only he’s not brave enough to admit he likes Steve Reich. Worries it will come across as pretentious

>I won't post on /cric/ until the ashes
lmao look at this little addicted neek. couldn't last 24 hours

The NME were desperate to make that scene into the new punk for some reason. Suppose all their journos were too white and middle class to actually find out what the kids were listening to

Come on bnob, when are you going to release that dox?

Interpol's album (the famous one) was one of the rare times I got something good out of browsing /mu/
that board is so shite these days

Robert Hass is the only good writer /lit/ has recced to me I hadn’t already read

is quite nice how the wagies treat you at tarq restaurants
if i were rich I get used to that

>new punk
insane britjeet LITERALLY does not know what post punk is, or what post punk revialism was

>>150550938
waiters have become fucking terrible. it's a fucking shit job I get it. but when you're in a place where there's some money and management give them some dignity they're such personable little slaves

might scran an avacado in a bit but not sure what you're meant to have with it other than toast. thoughts?

it was a joke at first over how stupid "synth goth" was but he genuinely has no concept of what one of the most significant genres in moden music was

business idea: keep all expectations low when a guy can't tell a guitar from a piano

is reading poetry straight man approved?

just realised the film title blackbird, blackbird, blackberry comes from one of his poems
one of the few good films i saw at the cinema when I was going

Muslim excellence

won the story
no 10 wicket win today you shitters

>sees jap lad bouldering in donedon once
>goes full weeb
state

imagine if the Japanese cared about cricket

>Baker's figures compared to Jofra/Carse/Rashid
Wew.

>>150551161
>english vs 3 non-english
Really says it all

>>150551120
[3] on my thesis

>>150551161
>>150551175
If you include the wides and subtract the dots he went for 76 off 28 balls.

>>150551191
oops, first meant for >>150551169

>>150551183
huh

>>150550577
keeekkkkkkKkkk
MANY such cases!!

if you have unathletic welsh genetics of course some skinny japanese guy will easily mog you

>>150551120
>crops out the stains of sausage and beans from a tin can he eats alone with a fork in his bedsit

he used to post his body all the time but he's got bullied so badly by the toothpick arms gimmick that he doesn't dare anymore

ol bingo wings in for a quick sperg out after toil before the chase starts

bag drop then bouldering

on the good laptop expanding the mind while you're on the reddit wall falling on your arse
I won lol

only thing that's expanding is your tits

pecs

GOTTEM

once again Richmond Chinese, Cafe De Vilis, & Fasta Pasta (Mile End) have been fucking robbed

>>150550608
'Rock' music was never good. It was always about scamming money off hormonal angsty teenagers.

>>150550998
It depends on the poetry, but ordinarily 'yes'.

Talking about pop music as it's some high art.

>>150551997
like I remember the old money people were snobs and people respected them for that but new money like zachy have zero taste

>>150551802
>Inauthentic Asian fast-food slop
>Pub-fare fast-food slop
>Quasi-Italian fast-food slop
Have some self-respect, mate. I know that you can't expect much from Australian """cuisine""", but do have some proper perspective.

>>150550829
So true

Arcade Fire
The Shins
Arctic Monkeys

There’s three that are better than Interpol and The Strokes.
The White Stripes have more than one song too btw

>the shins
hello reddıt

If music has any guitar in it (apart from the double bass), it's probably not worth listening to.

If music has any guitar in it (apart from the piano), it's probably not worth listening to.

>>150552163
The piano is not a guitar.

>>150552167
The guitar has Arabic origins.

chuck us a cover of teddy picker by the arctic monkeys then bard lad

>>150552191
the guitar comes from spain...

>>150552146
I got you bro
https://youtu.be/eluIwzF-8qA?si=vHXZVu0rN-jxt9FB

>>150552197
Too ill to sing at the moment
My nose has produced enough mucus today to fill four Olympic sized swimming pools

>>150552219
The Spanish word for guitar was transliterated from an existing Arabic instrument; the Moors introduced it to Europe through Al-Andalus.

Poetry, at least intelligent poetry rather than the Pam Ayers/Rupi Kaur stuff, is one of those things which is always a few decades ahead of the mainstream zeitgeist. Sort of like avant garde music, where your Terry Rileys and Steve Reichs start doing a thing, then it takes a few years to percolate until every post punk act like Can or Kraftwerk are doing it too. Eg poets were doing the autofiction thing for decades before novelists cottoned on, or Ashbery and OHara playing the Pynchon De Lillo piano years before

One of many such examples of things invented by brown people claimed by whites. Algebra, soap, sex with women, the list goes on

>>150552146
bit in this

>>150552124
https://youtu.be/jyqWjl7GkCE?si=mTaZ0BbOx8N2n4jb
Their conscious subversion of the Faustian Spirit would indicate otherwise

>>150552417
again
https://youtu.be/OHTSxw6zN1E?si=zopsKolCQ-CGn2d7

Wonder if Zafar Ansari regrets his decision yet

He’s a barrister with chambers at inner temple, doubt he regrets it at all. He’ll get a few years experience then move to magic circle, will make more than all but the most highly paid cricketers, and have another 30 years to practice rather than being washed at 35 and getting a job coaching.
He’s probably already on £100k. How much is the average 33 year old cricketer earning right now?

>zeitgeist
>percolate

>>150552641
So he earns £100k (pretty much nothing in London, enough to buy a 2-bed flat if you're lucky) to spend 10 hours a day in an office doing the same mind-numbingly boring shit as he'll have to do every day for the next 30 years as a big shot lawyer

>Ex-actor Zack Polanski's unusual path to become Green Party's new leader
Zaky C made it and now Zacky P has too
when will bowen join them

>I don’t always discuss contemporary poetry, but when I do I avoid using them there fancy words
Cricketers are paid like shit and always have been. Was reading about the South Africa rebel tours, and for most of the clinching factor was it would let them put a deposit on a house, which they’d never earn playing county or England matches.
Botham got on his high horse, but he was making loads from endorsements and appearances so didn’t have the same pressures.
The expectation back then was you played cricket basically for free, then start an actual career in your mid thirties.

>magic circle

reminds me of virgins practising card tricks in their parents' basement

>>150552670
He only earns 100k now because he dicked around playing cricket so he’s a few years behind the others. That number is only going up, and he’ll be pulling 350 base plus massive commissions by the time he’s 50 if he’s smart.

>>150552708
Would be curious to know what the average county cricketer earns (let's say Lewis Hill at Leicestershire or Matt Taylor at Gloucestershire), I would guess it's still at least £50k

And keep in mind that Zafar Ansari was a Surrey all-rounder who had just broken into the England side at 25 or so, there's a fair chance he'd have got a big central contract and/or earned tens of thousands extra each year through franchise shite

>>150552738
I expect he's probably on more than £100k currently desu, but - even so - don't think it really makes it worth it

Oh wow you ended up with a £1.4 million townhouse in Pimlico and a younger wife with fake tits, all it cost you was toiling away for 10 hours per day 6 days a week doing boring shit in an office

The man could have had true glory, but he chose to just be a slightly richer toilsman

>Oh wow you ended up with a £1.4 million townhouse in Pimlico and a younger wife with fake tits
unironically living the dream

woman at Bouldering has loads of pubes sticking out of her shorts

>>150552830
I simply do not accept that anything about this lifestyle brings happiness or contentment
And it should be so blindingly obvious for an educated man to see

bet 14 year old mixed race girls on buses used to call bard a hard time when he lived in Donedon

He found the cricketing life as mind numbing as you think the work of a barrister is (and he’ll hardly be doing the boring stuff certain civil servants do all day)
If I recall, he walked into a training session and Bairstow and Stokes were doing the bleep test against each other with fanatical competitiveness, and he thought it was just the most pointless shit he’d ever seen.
Cricketing glory is pretty brief anyway. John Crawley once hit 156 against Sri Lanka and Murali said he was the greatest batperson he’d ever bowled at. Do you remember the innings? Would you recognise Creepy in the street?

now that the dust has settled, what went wrong?

>>150552808
I saw a list of the England central contracts back in the day, and the highest paid player was Strauss as the captain, on about £120k. Rank and file were on about 60-80k. Same era they mentioned how little the Pakistani players were making, and how easily bribed they might be during the spot fixing thing. Amir was on something like 19k

>>150552923
You'd have to be a really boring person to find trawling through legal documents to be as interesting as the thrills of a cricket match

Cricketing glory is eternal, I remember that Crawley innings like it was yesterday

>>150553003
Found a source from 2017 saying the average Div 2 salary was £37k, but that there's five centrally contracted players who earn £1m+ per year
So it seems like it's improved quite a bit for the internationals, at least

>>150552862
I reckon it would for anyone though. imagine how much travelling you could do with 1.4m

riveting
*falls fucking asleep*

isn't a bedsit, rentcuck

payed your rent to the bloke who owns the land you're squatting on yet mate?

>>150553105
But that's just the thing, in that career you wouldn't actually enjoy any of that wealth until you retire, because it's all tied up in your London lifestyle and property, and you barely get the time off work to travel properly

Sure, you'll be minted at 67, but by then you're too old to really enjoy it properly

It's improper and undignified to discuss how much one earns.

you'd probably enjoy holidays more at 67 desu
appreciate it all and better place it in the context of your entire life
aren't oldies always top in happiness surveys anyway

Yeah I think after KP they saw they had to start paying the top England players more to stop them fucking off to play for franchises. The media discourse was so retarded, like he was doing something immoral for wanting to get paid for being one of the best in the world at his job.
Hangover from the old gentlemen vs players distinction. Either you’re off to your uncles brokerage firm after the cricketing lark is over, or you’re back to coal face in Norfshire, so why do you need money to play for England? That and the shitty county revenues.

zachy feels left out when you bring up travel because his itinerary for his last 3 ALs has been
York bedsit -> Sussex home -> Leeds reddit sofa gym -> York bedsit

>>150553224
I think I earn £43k before freelance toil but I'm not really sure, don't pay particularly close attention to it

>>150553240
Oldies are only top in happiness surveys because their generation hoards all the wealth

I reckon people earning six figures in London do actually manage to go on holiday now and again. Probably more than people who earn less but live in Swindon. Maybe you don’t see them in your all in two week in Tenerife, but they are about

looks like the entire blog family reunion is in. fucking hell

>>150553274
Unironically think that's been his last 10-12 holidays
I remember pretty much the same exact posts from each one

not the heckin £105 yearly ground rent. Neek

>>150553275
It's none of my business, nor anyone else's.

>>150553275
>Oldies are only top in happiness surveys
Another important factor is that social media and the internet have destroyed the mental and social wellbeing of most people under 40.

>>150553305
High earners usually challenge this by saying "people should be more open about their salaries so they can see find out that they're being underpaid"
But mostly they just want to normalise bragging to people about their own salary
Largely, I agree with you (but my salary is a matter of public record due to the wishes of the great British taxpayer)

bard arguing that being a millionaire with a big tittied young gf is worse than toiling away in county shitcket speaks volumes

>>150553325
Think it's destroyed the mental and social wellbeing of boomers too desu
They're the ones who go the most deranged at internet ragebait

boomers were always very mentally ill, 99.9% of them. maybe even the most mentally ill generation because they were raised by war ptsd (unknown / ignored) sufferers

>>150553331
>>150553347
Two valid points

>>150550497 (OP)
This is a HUGE day for College Football

Next you're gunna talk about how Oasis are a great band.

>>150553435
Hol up, gotta take my Cialis brb

>>150553435
Much like The Beatles, they had an ear for vocal melody. That's all I can say positively about them. Both bands in general are quite mediocre.

YFO

>>150553495
based fuck the Beatles true men are Johnny Cash men.

Servin' as always

Not talking about your salary is how you end up getting underpaid. If you know what the market rate is and what your colleagues are earning, you are in a much better position to negotiate when raises get discussed. Otherwise they can pull out all the old we can’t afford that, nobody else earns that much in your position, muh team tricks and you won’t have a counter.
Sun Tzu knew

You can know average salaries for a position without discussing it openly.

Had a mad Beatles phase back in the day. Wore all their albums out, learnt to play the songs. Would go all day listening to nothing but the beatles. Can still appreciate them for what they are, but couldn’t listen to them now. That verse chorus verse stuff is too boring to my ears

But if you talk openly you’ll know if one of your colleagues is getting above average and can demand the same with much more authority in the negotiation.

Being followed
Look around?
It's only my shadow creeping on the ground...

Guitars are a 'reddit' instrument

always laugh when I think about bard's eminem phase
imagine this little tarq in worcs with his hoodie on singing along to Lose Yourself
lmaooooo

this thread is chaos

ahh yes, zachy spending his tuesday night thinking about bard as a schoolboy, very normal behaviour

not me bnob you fat neek

>>150553891
best cric in a while desu
finally switched the discussion up from certain man and his 3 topics (that's why he had a bit of a whinge earlier)

peepoo

aphex twin?

>le aussie surfer look

how contrived. sad!

ffs another lad older than me brutally hairline mogging me

Pozzies are musically abhorrent

Back from my on court sesh. Bit of a shitshow. Twinge hadn't recovered and broke me strings. Preparing for the season ahead will delay the competetive training until next week. Playing a XD tournament this weekend

>>150554550
This is true

>musically
culturally*, really

The zachy focus of british /cric/posters has become even more pronounced over the last 2 months
You guys need to find a new topic, this is getting ridiculous

>Just in time to watch the highlights of Englund getting KESHAV'D
Noice
>>150554717
Their egotistical autism pushed away /cric/ posters from other countries

>coward poot claiming a bunk catch.
Always cheating these subhumans

>>150554717
checked and trvked

>>150552146
the double bass is acoustically imperfect which is why the bass guitar replaced it entirely
proxy off britjeet

Got this abhorrent convict so mentally disintegratedhe doesn't know which posts are.mine anymore

>>150552641
you'd be on more at the inner temple. no overheads so basically all the money goes straight to you, and it's accepted that a barrister will probably overcharge and you just let them get away with it as a cost of the engagement

Arr rook same

>>150553665
Yeah fair point but the proper way to talk about this is discreetly with your accountant or banker, not with your colleagues

Reminder that Australia valiantly beat SA in one of the ODIs here

I don't think you're gonna make it Sonny

Shouldn't be allowed

My grandfather is Dutch so I could have played for the Netherlands if I was a little better at cricket

imagine being d*tch

I'm English Australian

so glad to be a pure celt

I was born in a stable so I'm Equestrian Australian

>>150559918
No but Steven Neigh

Overton
>retires from test cricket
Starc
>retires from meme "cricket"

says a lot about the two countries really

morning

England are not serious about cricket. Winning the Ashes for Australia will become less and less fun once they realize that it's the same as beating a retarded kid.

>>150560424
its been like that for 10 years tbqh, but theres no other country that we'd rather play

In a bad mood because I found some great flight prices to India (£353 return) and asked my mate if I could go ahead and book them for us but he said nah I want to do it on my credit card (for the points/rewards or someshit) but was waiting for some money to come in before he did it and then he didn't book them and now all those flights have gone up by £100 each and the cheaper ones have completely gone. Now I'll have to pay the extra £100 knowing that this money (which could be spent on so many good things) is instantly wasted for no other reason than my friend's tardiness.

Suspect there'll be a few more events like this still to come, with solo travel I could let my penny pinching inclinations run wild, but when travelling with somebody else I open myself up to the casual profligacy which plagues most people.

huge red flag. terminate the friendship immediately

>going to bindia
What next africa?

>>150560651
He's my oldest mate and it'll be fun to go on a trip with him but a nightmare to organise things with
Often takes longer than a week to reply to a single message
He's given me full itinerary control so I was satisfied that I could unleash my planning autism and keep costs under control, but wasn't prepared for this bollocks
Bet he gets like £10 in rewards for costing the two of us an extra £200

shuddering at the thought of a travel itinerary. may as well browse the wikipedia page of the area instead

>>150560676
Done that already, spent 3 months in Ghana when I was younger

>>150560518
Windies, Pakis, and maybe South Africa would all be great if 5 match series. I agree with you playing against England is the best

>I must meticulously plan every nanosecond and schedule every fart myself and my bf do during our holiday
what a fucking neek. try living in the moment

>>150560706
fucking this

lads I'm thinking summer is over
pissing it down

thou shall book the flight when thou is directed
thou shall honour thy itinerary
thou shalt not deviate from thy path

grim grim grim

bard's mate is obviously chafing under bard's oppression and booking the flights late was an act of rebellion

wouldn't mind a test tour of nz Tbh

wtf another pic from this meeting that just looks so off
zachy was definitely onto something. did AI mix up their clothes?

>>150550497 (OP)
fixed

>>150560778
looks like it was taken by some random on a samsung that was zoomed in quite a bit, rather than a proper photographer. pretty sure samsung uses ai to create definition at high zoom levels

>>150560706
>>150560684
Knowing roughly where you want to be on different dates while retaining some flexibility is ESSENTIAL for achieving ambitious plans to visit lots of places / see lots of things in a short space of time while keeping to a budget

This whole "go wherever the wind takes you" mindset only really works for people who are travelling for a year or longer

Met plenty of wasters with that mindset who basically just bum around at the hostel all the time, and are always grateful to be able to latch onto the plans of a muscular itinerary-haver

I'll retain enough flexibility for some managed spontaneity too
E.g., Plan for Day 1 might be "Sightseeing", and Day 2 might be "Relax / Street food tour" - hardy too prescriptive on a day-by-day basis

*lives rent free in little convict's peabrains*

>>150560679
>Bet he gets like £10 in rewards for costing the two of us an extra £200
kek so true, you better have said this to him

>>150560834
Always a difficult one when talking to friends about things like this, because I already have the reputation for being a terribly stingy twat and don't want to make it too much worse

But it's a bit infuriating because it's not just my own money I'm trying to save, I'm trying to help them out too, and maybe if they actually listened to me they wouldn't be constantly whinging about how they don't have any money left the week before payday

People are just so dumb when it comes to money

If Zachy had started listening to my financial advice back in 2017 then he could have bought a bedsit himself instead of running to Mummy and asking her to do it for him

day 2 street food tour
day 3 food poisoning
day 4 food poisoning
day 5

>>150560876
Yeah that's a fair point desu, one I might have to do some more research into
Assumed I'd be fine as a veggie, but possibly not
Recently found out I've had a stomach infection for at least the last year, and I think it might have come from South America two years ago (accidentally drank tap water in Cartagena)

Australia and New Zealand should really be playing 3 match series every year. It could even be two home one away to make it easier.
England and Ireland could do something similar

>>150560876
kek
no idea why anyone would want to go bindia
would rather go afghanistan. much more interesting convo starter as well

>>150560880
I've watched a fair amount of Bizarre Foods and that guy had some rules he stuck with, never drink the water was one
https://youtu.be/2xZkADMnniw?si=UmCrN6M1GTslE9FM

My advice is stick to vegetarian unless it's halal and if you see anything slightly dodgy at all just move on. Keep your wits, plenty of places in England a smart man wouldn't dare eat from

>holiday with bard
fun-packed adventure with a blend of activities, every day carefully planned to deliver a new experience

>holiday with Bowen
"dude let's just go wherever the vibes take us" (vibes take us to a notorious gay club each and every night)

To clarify, if you want to eat meat in India eat halal only

will not have my holiday dictated to me
zachy understands my free spirit

>>150560900
Yeah tap water is the biggy I think - I got it into my head that the tap water in the hostel had been treated, and started glugging it liberally (it was 35C and humid, after all), but then regretted it bigly a week or two later when I started shitting uncontrollably

Risk is definitely lower with veggie food, but I guess you still have potential problems with lack of general hygiene and fruit/veg being washed with tap water

Also need to watch out for ice in drinks (usually made from tap water) and any juices/smoothies you buy (might have tap water added)

bardbros.....

>>150560924
Contrived situation for the views, no way that food poisoning would hit so soon after eating, would be a few hours at least

>>150560924
a carefully curated experience

>>150560929
what is editing

>>150560899
>no idea why anyone would want to go bindia
this desu. I mean even shitjeet and sebshit don't venture there

>>150560940
It refers to the post-production selection and manipulation of video footage to create a compelling, cohesive final product that tells a story or conveys a message, but that's not important right now

>>150560899
>>150560947
these posts are both zachy btw, he's still really shit at hiding his self-replies

>South Africa won by 7 wickets (with 175 balls remaining)
is this a good result in limited overs criccy?

>>150560874
not a bedsit NN

Messaged the airline on FB to ask them if they'll go ahead with the original sale price for the tickets
Don't expect it to work, but nothing ventured nothing gained, and all that

T20 Blast returning tonight
QFs and finals day all happening in the cold wet post-summer period

what a miser. might as well go on the streets begging for donations next

>>150561027
kek

what's bard's financial advice anyway? oh yeah, I remember - it's buy tins of beer and drink before you go to the club and then have your oxbridge parents bankroll you become the only early grad ever to have saved 100k in London. anyone can do it!

>>150561053
Only funds I've ever received from my Oxbridge parents were ~£250 a month whenever I was at uni to cover food costs (more than I needed for that, desu)

Haven't received owt from them since entering the workforce

Did love with mumsy for almost a year rent free at the start of the pandemic thoughever, but I was unemployed for most of that time

This is ten minutes of edited footage
https://youtu.be/3yji2djI8r8?si=xnJoGT3x3d3LgPLw

riveting
*falls fucking asleep*

Good, get your naps in before the blast starts at half six

me watching t20 shite? 40 winks in 40 overs more like haha

fuck you guys were write, early simpsons is so good

>write
fuck im retarded, i seem to have picked up phonetic dyslexia or some shit

gn fella x

more coffee seems like an appropriate reaction

Surely they have to ditch any idea of taking Bethell or is he another Zakky C?

Glass-chinned englunders kek

somehow managed to get through an entire day without an itemised task lost from bard not sure how I managed

>>150561733
the pooFC

>>150561733
sleem sleepy

>>150561733
Britisher shocked Indian rocked!

>we are the /cric/ket posters
>and we are the memers of memes
What did Aphex Twin mean by this?

First of all If you are British then motherfuckers first pay back what you have lotted for 200 years and I bet your mother will not have money to buy cond*m And if you are Bangladeshi than dear Nagns Clean our drains And Sri Lanka is not your Banglaslum where you had broken the glasses and at last if your a falustani then what about your terrorist factory. World worst terrorist counhy.

that guy clearly took a dive. really bad acting. already started falling before contact lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mdj-m-YvIY
taking in this kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nFlEFQ-oTQ
tonight's kino

how can this be for the greater good

>>150562174
any thoughts on oguz atay?

where you been turkbro?

>>150562198
derivative angsty arabesque bullshit for the plebs
>>150562283
sigh. well I am here in one piece. how are you

slap fighting is the dumbest shit since run it straight and before that the ice bucket challenge. It'll last until someone gets killed from it then everyone will forget about it and ignore the warnings for whatever the next gauranteed someone will die doing it fad is

>>150562472
devastated that you think this

"Manly" men giving themselves brain damage so they become violent retards.

Back in the 1s this weekend FUCK
Does at least mean my average of 80 for the 2s is safe for the year
If I get my customary duck for the 1s, my average for them will be back down to 1.00, which would be quite some gap compared to the one for the 2s

Mate replied to me about the flight price rise but didn't apologise for or even acknowledge his role in causing us to have to pay £100 extra each

you don't get to have different averages by 1s, 2s etc lmao. it's village cricket

>>150566700
I do when there's a difference of 79 between the two teams
It's my prerogative

Watching Surrey vs Northants in the Vitality T20 Blast

not cricket

Surrey lost and knocked out
Good

>>150561733
keKkkk
MANY such cases!!

>bopara
wtf I just saw this nigga playing an England oldies league
absolute state of the pee20 standard in this nation

>>150561733
what happens if the first one to slap knocks their opponent out¿

Ravk Bopara motm. As always the team with the most Sanatanis wins

>>150567876
>If the Defender (i.e., the recipient of the slap) is knocked down and fails to return to their feet within the referee’s 10-count—or stands but is deemed medically or physically unfit to continue—the match is immediately stopped. The Striker (the person who delivered the slap) wins by knockout (KO) or technical knockout (TKO).

The match ends right then—there’s no continuation, extra round, or safety net unless a specific rule (like a “Redemption Round”) is implemented—but that rule is usually not active by default.

tabla x

Back from my casual on court sesh. At least i was hoping this was going to be a casual XD practice but my legs were laboured and playing with an unfamiliar racket made it a bit of a slog. Lots of familiar faces though they were nice. 2/4 weekday OCS done one easy (but anguished) and one decent one left before the tourney

>>150567888
oye como va... eyequeem hahhhaaaa haha hhhaa x

>>150568001
The most enigmatic poster on /cric/

>>150568052
x

Keeley Hazell is still nice to look at
She's aged quite gracefully

>>150568423
no but lucy pinderay

pinder was the GOAT but got some tattoos
they're small but that's obv a -3 from your /10 score so she's now a 6
quite liked that sophie bird as well but she's become a recluse

not sure anyone mentioned zoo mate

its funny looking at those old page 3 photos
they would be laughed at these days, so insanely over edited. way worse than even the worse snapchat filters

Ravi Bopara would average 50 in test cricket if he had the same chances as shitters like ollie poop and zak the hack crawley. Face doesn't "fit"

Only way England wins another Ashes series if Australia deports all whites to Europe

the authoritarian incel bard

Why do all the subhuman sects of cucktianity and pisslam get counted together but not all the Sanatan Dharma religions of Hinduanity, Jain, Sikh, and Buddb?

Probably because if that was the case Sanatan Dharma would be classed as the world's most popular faith, as it should be snd slways was

Doesn't exist. Brahmanism will fail. Brahman genocide soon.

put them all together, imagine the smell folks gee whiz!

I doubted those who previously said britjeet is a dire mick
you were more right than I could ever have envisioned

Cucktisnism already failed. Being propped up by nigger happyclappers and you know it

>>150569436
GOTTEM
O
N
E

ODI tonight

Does anyone watch Minor League Cricket here, or is this not the thread for it?

don't consume yank slop

any cricketmen in?

>>150571365
Its pretty low quality cricket tbqh
its like watching 14 year olds play baseball compared to the MLB
feel free to post about it, people do watch a little bit of it

>>150571482
있어요

bitchwide has retired from t20s

>Trinbago KNIGHT RIDERS
>St Lucia KINGS
>Barbados ROYALS
Don't think this semen slurping sport is for me lads.

>>150571832
chuck an F in chat, chat

>>150572954
lol

I started practicing gratefulness and now I think that shit can pull you out of the deepest ennuis that man has ever experienced

did you say you're grateful for /cric/?

I'm a Bon Iver sort of guy

neeky band

>>150573315
gratitude and tempered expectations is all you need, barring some severe misfortune in your life (re: dire blogging addiction)

>>150573364
tempered expectations is a good one too
if you know what someone is like and then you expect something else from them, youre the only one to blame when they dont do what you expected
e.g. getting angry at the mate who takes forever to pay his ticks

just realised thats pretty much just the frog and the scorpion fable

>>150573315
I regret to inform you that gratefulness would not be a cause for my ennui, but - in actual fact - only serve to further deepen and intensify said ennui

at some point one must ask: "does anon WANT to be in an ennui"
the answer may shock you

the narcissistic neek didn't disclose his ennui even though he said he could because he realised he'd be mocked for something so trivial and wouldn't be able to bring it up anymore, which is what a narcissistic neek must do

>>150572478
we wuz kangz

>>150573425
I didn't ask to be born
Life is suffering

>>150573433
If you knew how I suffered, you wouldn't mock

bands such as mission of burma husker du and lungfish

"ennui" is such a reddit term by the way
might as well turn on one of those lofi hiphop beats to study to videos while you're at it

bands is an outdated concept
no zoomer bands of note
the test cricket of music if you will (solo female pop is the t20 of music)

what is the 'the hundred' of music?

>>150573611
bitches brew by miles davis

>>150573611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAuA4E83ZzE

>>150573611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frFfOsTmoK0

somehow managed to blunder my way through another day without a detailed itinerary prepared by a civil servant with questionable technique versus the fast ball

I reckon its pretty sick that China invited Dan Andrews and he was getting photos alongside Kim Jung Un, Xi Jingping and Putin
I would have accepted too

>>150573695
I'm much better against pace bowling desu
"Questionable technique against off spin" would have been a far fairer statement

how's the new hire "fitting in"

>>150573719
Dictator Dan should be sent to the Hague for what he did during the pandemic
Most unhinged politician I can remember from that time, really went off the deep end

what's actually wrong with being a narcissist?

>>150573772
mark mcgowan was much much worse in terms of genuine authoritariansim, he just wasn't locking people in their homes so no one in WA really cared

Technique against pace is pretty easy desu
Take a few muscular steps down the track as the bowler runs in to assert your authority and throw him off his length
Drive anything that's driveable, forcefully enough that any edges fly over slip
Forceful front-foot cut or guided dab through third to anything short of a length on off
Pull/flick any leg side shit to the ropes
Block the good balls
Simple as

ol billy 'let me run to square leg against the left armers' bard now giving tips on playing pace lol

not your tune a week ago

>>150573784
not sure this survives a game in the 1sts

don't think I'd become this cocky after making a statpadded half century (a chancey one at that, and in a losing cause) against a bunch of 16yo school children but each to their own I guess

reckon I'd have bard's number with my tidy leg breaks
decade away from the game but class is permanent

ok but bard's still the only poster on /cric/ who plays cricket, therefore the only non-fraud here. prove me wrong

>>150573797
Fortunately haven't come up against any left-arm pace in actual games, only in nets
Doesn't bounce as much on an actual track as it does in that net though
My height combined with a few strides down the track would negate any bounce

>>150573807
Guess we'll find out on Saturday
*No we won't because I'm down to bat at 6 and will inevitably come in against some slow loopy shit that I can't play, and get out for a duck again, if I'm even required to bat at all

>>150573807
Did used to bat that way in the 1s when I was 17, when they played a few divisions higher than I do now

Only had a handful of matches and never got more than 30 odd for them, but best moment was coming down the track to an Aussie overseas opening bowler and pasting him through covers for 4

>>150573826
I've barely faced leggies desu, because I reckon for every 1 leggie you have 4 or 5 offies

But I suspect you're right and I'd be equally shit against it

Just bowl it slow and straight (don't even worry about turning it) and you'll inevitably get me

>>150573815
My average for the 2s is 80 m8, it's not just that one innings
(It's one other innings too)

Remember the bowler cannot get you out without your consent. If he tries, simply refuse to be out and request him to go back to his mark and bowl another ball.
I once scored a triple century against my son’s bowling using this method, in 500 balls

>>150573863
Tbh this was the only reason I was playing at the grade I was. I wasn't a good bowler but I used to get a bit of turn and bowled leggies which isn't something anyone in Australia was used to. I was chronically incapable of hitting the stumps but people would just give up their wickets coming out of their crease or trying to play shots

My last game of the season on Saturday btw
The blogposts will be well and truly DONE

used to be lots of legspin in my day desu. would face loads on the village scene
I was in the era of Warne and the 05 ashes thoughever
doubt there's many now

it was also that every team """needed""" a spinner and no one else wanted to bowl spin lmao

>>150573878
The WG Grace / every club cricket side made up of Pakistanis method

>>150573888
Probably something that gets found out very quickly at the higher levels, but at the steps below that loose spin bowling can be very effective desu
The old "shit gets wickets" adage - batsmen will inevitably come after you and find a way to get themselves out
Doesn't really work that way with loose pace though, that's typically the type of bowling it's easiest to score against

>>150573930
I was at a high enough level for teenager, I played against a lot of guys who ended up in shield and getting the odd game for Australia. definitely as far as I was going to go though

>>150573972
You can't have been that shit then
If it's just a case of chucking some shit down relatively straight and hoping for the best, any competent batsman would send that to the ropes pretty comfortably and without too much risk
So you must have been doing something with it

there isn't a big gap between 1 and 2 at village level. it's not like county vs international or something where splitting averages is justifies - that's just a cope

>>150574096
You keep saying "village level" as if it's an insult, but that just betrays that you've never actually played the game

Take a look at any of the regional Premier leagues (one step below pro game, most teams have at least a few current / former pros) and you'll see that half of the sides in the league are villages

For example, Pears captain Brett D'Oliveira also plays for the village of Ombersley (population 2,360, currently 5th best club side in the entire West Midlands)

But, in my particular case, I'll admit that the bowling isn't much different in the matches I've played for 1s and 2s (in fact, the 2s game with the 75mph + opening bowlers actually had better bowlers than any 1s game I've been in), I've just suffered from acute mental weakness whenever I've been asked to play with the top dogs

Mad how Summer just all of a sudden ended over night and went straight into Autumn

It’s like the intro to Jojo and Gran Gran

zachy exposing himself as having zero actual cricket knowledge yet again lmao

>>150573433
No one cares about it except bnob
>>150573797
GOTTEM

>>150550607
A cricket stadium is being built a few towns over. The owner is a jeet and the area has a high jeet density

>75mph
didn't know they'd introduced speedguns at village level now NN

Sometimes wish we weren’t always waiting for another /cric/ poster to make some small error of nomenclature so we can post a scathing zinger at their expense. But then one of you neeks posts something silly and I can’t help myself, and I’ve got a particularly scathing zinger all lined up and ready to post. You’ll know when you get zinged by it, that’s all I’m saying for now, oh boy.

zachy's forgotten more about test cricket than the rest of /cric/ posters will ever know

Six string hack plays cricket as he's an incel so spending the weekend with 11 blokes in a dingy dressing room is desirable to him

No doubt he'll start on the shitjeet spam in a second to distract from being shown to no nothing about cricket again.

Idiots just use "village" to describe all league cricket no matter the level.

Have to tell you my zinger is so much better than a bit of weak homophobia. I’ll wait for a proper opportunity to deploy it. It’s proper wit

>>150573777
being to good looking and cool?

Being a narcissist would be understandable if he actually was "good looking and cool" but instead he's an alcoholic, balding, toothpicked-armed brown sperg weirdo, who doesn't know anything about cricket.

Homophobia is the soul of wit
Oscar Wilde

delayed start:

Line-ups:

>England: Ben Duckett, Jamie Smith, Joe Root, Harry Brook (c), Jos Buttler (wk), Jacob Bethell, Will Jacks, Brydon Carse, Jofra Archer, Adil Rashid, Saqib Mahmood

>South Africa: Aiden Markram, Ryan Rickelton (wk), Temba Bavuma (c), Matthew Breetzke, Tristan Stubbs, Dewald Brevis, Corbin Bosch, Senuran Muthusamy, Keshav Maharaj, Nandre Burger, Lungi Ngidi

wish kath loughnan would saqib mahwood

looks like countysperg is in to seethe at chadchy b about the last bullying sesh again lads

What happened to Sonny B

Who the fuck is Zachy? You should have grown out of your Drop Dead Fred imaginary friend phase by now

entering my right said fred phase

Bald and gay?

you rang?

>>150575942
this isn't the word processor for your support group flyers mate

there's cricket on btw

>>150574681
Isn't most of the t20 league in the US paid for by jeets?
Oh well at least now the US revolution afl team will have more home grounds

Nobody goes at six an over as well as Jofra Archer. So silky smooth. And a wonderful bowling action. One of England's very best, so lucky to have him bowling again, what every cricket lover wants to see, Jofra, yes baby! Jofra!

>there's cricket on btw
This has been debunked

Lads did you know Archer can occasionally bowl at high speeds? Will be a valuable addition to the squad down under

He bowled quite fast six years ago in a match England drew

kek that's the Mark Wood argument too
meanwhile he averages like 40
idk why the selectors are so blinded by le fast men - not like they're even as quick as someone like Brett Lee either, they're more low 90s

Is 16 in 1 over a good sign for the saviour of English bowling?

Wood has a better bowling average than Lee.
But in them days, the Aussies had McGrath, Gillespie and Warne, so could afford to have Lee as a wild card spraying it at 95 mph

GONE GOTTEM
BA MUV YA BUMVUMA BACK TO THE BAVILLION

Justice for Sam Cook
Justice for Jake Libby

Jake Libby never been anywhere near contention
never been mentioned outside /cric/ by a certain mate of his even

Mate of mine had Jake Libby and his missus in some local new parents baby classes group
Used to go for walks around the park with him and with the women and kids and dogs and that
Bit jealous

walking to bouldering

>>150576087
I believe the argument is that it's easier to teach control to someone that bowls at over 140 naturally over teaching someone to bowl 140+

You lots have a whole biometric centre and everything dedicated to unearthing quicks with good actions, all because some nerd at ECB crunched the numbers to discover balls that are over 140 have the best strike rate or some shit like that.

>>150576300
not cricket and not a sport

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aDYIvKLBT8
insane how good this is

>>150576087
wood is the least threatening fast bowler ever. the bitchwides at least landed the ball on the pitch now and then wood gets no bounce just skids it forward on a shit line and full length not really scary at all is it

>>150576347
It's probably just an attempt to win in Australia like how you lads put huge amounts of money into developing fast bowlers.
the bizarre thing is that england fails even though they're literally the same genetically as >us and a lot of the saffers, and indians are (no offence) not the most athletic ethnicity going

the indian comparison being made because india actually succeed with its fast bowling programme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W9IcDCZggY
absolute heater. tune and a half

>cricket starts
>spacky disappears
Many such cases!

lets go SA

>>150576416
>no bounce
This is the whole problem with fasts in English conditions and why the whole “stack the team with fasts” in the England series was one of the most retarded tactics of all time. Wood averages like 26 in Australia and 32 in England in tests.

They always go on about the bowlers but when England last won in Oz the key bowlers were Anderson, Finn, Tremlett and Bresnan. Not sure any of them got above 85 in their whole careers.
The time before that was old man Botham, Gladstone Small, and Dilley who was quick.
Current England might want to look into the whole ‘score 500+ every innings’ strategy

>150575633
LMAO haven’t posted in ages and just noticed she was seething about me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpm3mZE1Rh8
one of the best wickets of all time ruined by br*yshaw on commentary

bethell's bowling now as well? lol

riveting
*falls a-fucking-sleep*

At least England have taken some wickets today.

>>150576500
do you reckon?
australia's quicks generally do well with the ball over there and the lords slope makes the short ball harder to play as jofra archer showed in le one good spell

GONE GOTTEM

GETZKE ON YOUR BIKEZKE

no woman will ever love me again

Brevis is going to break Lara's record

watching some redbar then off to bed my dear bros

why is this one aus flag always brownnosing brevis so hard?

I remember going to the 07 ashes with my dad and watching the england fast bowlers warm up. dad immediately goes "they're pitching it too far back, they don't know how to bowl in australia" such a probing insight

my dad legit so smart

Has Libby taken over the old James Hildreth role in English cricket? I once bowled at Hildreth at schoolboy level, as I may have mentioned to you once or twice.

>pay close attention lad: bowling it at second slip is not the way to get wickets at Brisbane
Will remember that pearl of wisdom always

if harmison had a dad as smart as mine things could have been different

thinking about monty panesar on mastermind

>>150576742
waiting on britjeet to explain what happened here

didn't know that actually
thought bard was a shit bowler who always got the yips / bowled filth

just rewatched monty panesar on mastermind possibly one of the funnies tthings ever

It’s a gem. The snooker question is the one that does me

>what zodiac sign is represented by a crab
>"sagit - the scorpion"

Ststistically, one of /cric/'s cowardly englunders were raped by a little indonesian battyboi. My money's on bnob

Mad how a bloke in my 2s league was playing against these Saffers in professional cricket just 5 years ago

>>150576888
insane how fucking dumb he is

>>150576778
Are you referring to the Hildreth post?
That wasn't me, if so
I've never bowled in adult cricket due to discrimination against my unconventional (Paul Adams style) action
But I was bowling some genuinely good googlies in the nets yesterday, fairly certain I'd be a good enough 3s bowler and even do a job for the 2s

bard was groomed by andy flower's mate who lived in the granny flat at his parents house

Ravi Bopara and Mudhasen Singh Panesar would have been in the all-time XI if they were given the same chances as shitters like pope, crawley and bashir

Lads can't help but think that bowlers are required to win cricket matches

Monty ran for parliament in the constituency next to mine, for the single issue Gaza party set up by George Galloway. Sadly he stepped down after a week after he got interviewed and admitted he didn’t know what the party stood for and indeed knew nothing at all Gaza or anything about foreign policy.
There are some amusing clips of his nascent political career

Somehow still smarter than Queer Stammer

>>150576966
I feel like he tried to do this in like 2018 or something as well

Business idea: one bowler, but ten wicketkeepers. Save a lot of runs that way

lmao forgot about monty pissing on a bouncer and then getting arrested
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6kt636

Andrew Symonds played himself in the film based on Monty Panesar’s life

To promote cricket to other countries allrounders must be banned. If you bowl you can't bat if you bat you can't bowl. This will solve the issue of bowlers who didn't have the financial means for batting equipment

saffers are more based than bongs
thus i wish for total saffer domination

>>150576939
Well remembered
I don't think I ever actually really talked to that tenant though, I'd already moved out when he was living there

>>150577056
can tell you have never met a saffer lmao very very unlikeable people

Only the Asians playing in a competent fashion for the britishers. A glimpse of the future?

Good over that from Will ‘in the box’ Jacks

>>150577066
i've been there mate

Didn’t realise Armani was an actual bloke desu. Is Sergio Georgini real too?

good chat with my pakistani uber driver today
I enlightened him about the children of fatima (we both agreed the end times are near) and my conjecture about the third secret, he enlightened me as to the origin of the shia sunni divide, and we both expressed our mutual admiration for younis khan

> Linehan also posted about someone with the name Tarquin, which Faure Walker said was the defendant’s “derogatory term” for the complainant. Asked how the Tarquin name came to be used, Brooks told the court: “It is apparently to do with my poshness.”
> “He said, in summary, that he considered that the complainant – whom he referred to as ‘Tarquin’ throughout the prepared statement – had harassed him, by approaching him and filming him at close quarters; he said he tried to ignore the complainant, the complainant provoked him and made a provocative statement, put the phone in his face, he grabbed the phone and threw it to the side, it was a reflex response.
>“In relation to the online posts, the defendant did not accept it amounted to harassment; as a journalist – as he described himself – he believed exposing tactics of trans activities was in the public interest.”

perhaps the only man itt clever enough to know the ancient roman origin of tarquin

Lads is Bethell perhaps a bit shit?

how long does it take for the liver to regenerate? if I drink 4 of 7 days (let's say on average 8 standards per night) surely that's enough

Depends how old you are. Past thirty, you don’t want to be drinking more than one night a week

that doesn't sound right
I'm a youthful 31

Red nose and big gut looms fella. In a decade you’ll start getting those weird brown spots on your hands

hmm might be time to rein it i

Think Harry Brook is a really shit captain actually.

Brevis is basically what the England selectors think Brook is

ngl Adil Rashid is kind of an elite bowler

You can dick around all you like in your 20s, but by 40+ there’s a big divide between your mates who looked after themselves and those who look like fat old men.
Obviously I’m in the latter category, still fit into my 32 waist jeans and can get an erection whenever I want.

>32 waist
Fat neek

Arguably Englands greatest limited overs spinner. Really should have tried him in tests more when you consider the shite that has been picked

zachy's 5'6 with toothpick limbs so yeah that'll be fat to that scale

Im a 34 and nobody calls me fat

ol bingo wings a 36 at least

>mahmoud
>rashid
>maharaj
>muthusamy
>eng vs sa

Jacob Bethell why the fuck are they bowling this cunt????

Is 1/61 good figures for a bowler?

>bindia wins trophy or series
>Muhammad
>Muhammed
>Khan
>Mohammad
>Ali

>Bethell and Jacks combined figures of 112/1 in 10 overs
where did we find these shitters

Not sure where this factoid that metabolism slows down after 30 comes from. Stays exactly the same between 20 and 60

England just need to knock out a sensible 331

remember one time my club team had to chase 340 off in 40 overs
what a grim afternoon that was. went at 8 an over in my 4 overs kek

>>150577526
Historically, the Brits imported Indian labourers to South Africa to work sugar cane plantations in Natal. No idea what their excuse is, though

starting to think the cricketsmen of /cric/ might all be a bit shit

Africa belongs to Akhand Bharat

It's evident that being, by some considerable distance, the best sportsman in /cric/ i'm de facto the best cricketer as well

>>150578040
certainly better than smith. the fuck was that

>>150578271
root's batting

>>150578040
What's your average for the 2s this year then m8?

KESHAV
E
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H
A
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World's #1 ODI bowler and kattar Sanatani

>>150578271
Was a good ball tbqf
>>150578587
>playing for the 2nds
>having a batting average
Lel

>England game on a Thursday (basically Friday) night
>Absolute thriller
>Nobody posting

/cric/ is dead

OGRE

grim

>>150580887
not cricket

This is the sort of match England used to lose with Luke Wright and Jamie Dalrymple. Ravi Bopara top scoring with 65(100) It’s that kind of era.

>ravi bopara

wonder what that nigga up to now? probably in a retirement home looool

cor

Narrative: Won

anyone else remeber that game vs sri lanka where plunkett hit the last ball for 6 and the game was tied

I remember England racking up 300+ against Sri Lanka in 2006 or so and the Sri Lankan openers getting it in 30 overs of something stupid. Harmison and Plunkett taken to the cleaners

>>150582089
https://www.espncricinfo.com/series/sri-lanka-tour-of-england-2006-211972/england-vs-sri-lanka-5th-odi-225254/full-scorecard
Who the fuck was Kabir Ali?

>>150582159
A Worcestershire bloody LEGEND is who he was m8
Show some bloody respect

South Africa are going to be the best team of the next decade
Scary amount of young world class batsmen already blooded into intl cricket

>best team
>shite ball shitcket

think you'll find they hold the mace right now
has England ever held the mace?

Reminder that Sanatan Dharms is the only true path to enlightenment and bowling SLA

*mogs you*

Back from my on court sesh. Mercifully gentle this one didn't play the competitive one to rest my aching legs. One more tomorrow to go

>that belly
Honourary Indian Uncle phenotype

a court session is very different in australia

if he had concentrated weed and a yacht it'd be an on board hesh iykwim haha

Thinking of sponsoring some young Indian kids to be raised in the Saffa schools system - all built like tanks must be the game meat diet or the ruggers

oh wow did micksperg really just make his first ever funny post. no, not even close obviously

Watching the fraud poot getting stumped off Keshav on repeat

Do the English even like their own players?

>>150577972
/cric

Hate Desis simple as

>>150583428
OYE COMO VA
Y
E

@150583811
here ya go bud

YFO fatty

>>150583801
Soon brother

>>150583782
If you mean pakis, barbadians, zimbabweans then maybe. Native englunders are all atrocious frauds (poot) or mongs (brook)

>>150583900
x

go to bed you pessimists

>>150583983
>>150577972

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>>150586610
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