Thread 150555451

Season starts Thursday

• Most playoff wins of all time in 20s

• Most Superbowl MVPs of all time in 20s

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time

• Most division titles of all time in 20s

• Never missed championship round in 20s

• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college

• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s

• Most pass TDs of all time in playoffs in 20s

• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs~

Reminder that the kiwi was mugged and hospitalized in the searing summer of 2017.

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549

>>150555477
Fuck off.

>>150558306
kek just like my 80yo grandma

Harry Colon gotcha swollen?

>>150558306
LOL

>>150558360
who?

CHIEFY
FRAUDY

CHIEFY
FRAUDY

CHIEFY
FRAUDY

>>150558384
lel queefs on suicide watcg

bearsies

starting to come around to the idea of splitting the thread, what do we have to lose?

Young Bussey was an American hero.

split this bussy

>>150558384
Many are saying this

>>150558384
>Words can't meme
Kek

>>150558403
gonna start making team gennies too desu

Many are saying this bussy

split this Colon

>This time next week Rams will be 1-0
Pretty gud feel

>>150558415
Should do divisions and conferences. Teams gets too circle jerky and there's no one to sincerely call a stupid nigger in them

>>150558421
There is only one GOAT Colon in sports.

Mapartments
Macondo
Maduplex
Mamansion
Madwelling

Jannysknee, can you give us state flags already? I want to see how many lifelong chiefs fans of 6 years or something actually live in Missouri.

>>150558448
You know ball

>>150558456
He's done for the day, made kiwibitch abandon his tripcode.

>>150558457
Nah you do.

>>150558454
hehe muttlovers BTFO

>>150558435
Make it so.

>>150558450
The opposite would be a Vick or Pick

They gave the UK individual flags for the countries that make up the United Kingdom (England, Wales, Northern Ireland, the Isle of Mann, and Scotland). We really should have state flags already.

>>150558508
Let 'em know on irc.

>>150558456
>350 byte "pics" of 25 flags with blue field and yellow accent

>>150558508
WALES got a flag? Fucks sake.

>>150558508
Wasn't that only for the world cup?

>>150558456
>bitchknees
>ever doing anything useful

All he does is post rape fantasies 24/7 kek he freaked out the other day at the Italian accusing him of being me just because he asked if he was Jewish. Absolutely mindbroken Asperger's Syndrome paedophile

Now ever since a nigga was a seed
Only thing promised to me was the penitentiary, still ballin
Ridin' on these niggas 'cause they lame
In a 6-1 Chevy, still heavy in this game—can you feel me?
Blame it on my momma I'm a thug nigga
Up before the sunrise, quicker than the drug dealers
Tell me if it's on, nigga then we first to bomb
Bust on these bitch-made niggas, hit 'em up, WESTSIDE
Ain't nobody love me as a broke nigga
Finger on the trigger, Lord forgive me if I smoke niggas
I love my females strapped, then fuck her from the back
I get my currency in stacks, California's where I'm at - right?
Passed by while these niggas wonder why
I got shot but didn't die, let 'em see who's next to try
Did I cry? Hell nah, nigga tears shed
For all my homies in the pen', many peers dead, nigga
Still Ballin'

>>150558531
just hover over it

>>150558531
Most of those flags have been phased out by now. Minnesota has a shitty new flag that looks like a bank logo.

>>150558564
Think of the heckin' phoneposterinos!

>>150558576
kek

>>150558548
>>150558567
Youngcuck, your response?

>>150558576
Looks nice to me. Plus it triggers rightoids because it's blue or something.

Let the comeback begin Sunday

>>150558589
Dont need one, hes the seething snowbaby spamming webms trying to prove a point

>>150558588
They’re not beating the Minnesomalia accusations.

>>150558576
>shitty flag
>shitty team
>gay cheerleaders
>George Floyd
>Somalians
Minnesota just cannot stop losing.

>>150558605
>chokers in A and B tier
lmao

>>150558597
Nigga looks like a milk dud.

>>150558605
Ravens should be in the A tier
Cowboys should be in the F tier
Bengals should be in the C tier
Seahawks should be in the C tier

Soon

Bruh, you can’t tell me the league ain’t out here hatin’ on Shiloh. They straight conspirin’ against my boy eject him, fine him, then cut him, all in preseason? C’mon now, that’s a setup. They don’t want him to shine ‘cause they know he different, they know he bringin’ that energy. Other cats wild out way worse and still got jobs, but they makin’ an example outta him. It’s politics, not football, straight up.

>>150558630
the most dimeless VP candidate ever too

>>150558643
This was maybe the coolest play of the year.
Also, Hubbard a kwab.

Hard knocks finale is utter shit

>>150558653
I completely forgot about this guy. Dude radiates the opposite of aura.

Ya seething?

>>150558653
Walz is good though
>inb4 some /pol/ nonsense
Rightoid opinions don't matter, they're not people

>>150558643
GET OFF ME, HE SAYS.

>>150558576
I like it

>>150558667
0 SOVL ONLY THE TURDUCKEN LEG HAS SOVL

>>150558605
>Bengals above Commanders

TIRED OF SEEING MAHOMES UGLY FUCKING FACE

>>150558605
>Commanders below Bengals

Hate is winning in this thread.

>Stafford winning his 2nd ring and a SBMVP and then retire a first ballot HoF after this season in your path
The truly patrician outcome for this season

>>150558722
LET'S GO HATE SCORE SOME FUCKIN TDS

>>150558735
keep these ugly soulless uniforms out of the playoffs at all costs, they ruin every game they're in

>>150558673
Funniest thing is someone actually genuinely believes this. Man what a world

>>150558722
happiness is an affront to nature

>>150558735
>Matt Stafford has a ring and your QB doesn't

>>150558704
Close your eyes nigga haha

>>150558667
So much sovl is hurts going to miss this dynasty next year when he is of to father the future elite

>>Stafford winning his 2nd ring and a SBMVP and then retire a first ballot HoF after this season in your path
>The truly patrician outcome for this season

>>150558751
>hating the best unis in the league
Couldnt be me

>>150558775
Gradient on the numbers looks like shit.

>>150558741
I don’t look like that. I have a full head of hair.
Baldness is next to Satanism. Bald people are evil, I am far from bald.

football

>>150558722
hate is the chemo that is saving the planet

>>150558576
Modern Vexillology and its consequences...

>>150558774
>Matt Stafford and Nick Foles have a ring
If you told me this 10 years ago I'd call you retarded.

>>150558770
>Staffy wins 2 rings before his old team even sees an Owl
I'd be happy with this

>>150558751
Rams unis are clean

>>150558784
>>150558795
make some good posts, please?

>>150558775
the bone whites with the clean white patches looked like a 2005 fubu jersey some trailer trash washed in well water 20 times too many

>>150558754
We get it, you hate feeding starving school children. This is a football thread. Normally this league helps starving children by giving them team merch from the losing team.

>>150558803
Because they're domebabbies. More like tentbabbies, even.

>>150558781
At least its no Bics digital clock font. Small nitpicks

>>150558576
This is a great flag design and the fact people with blue colorblindness seethe about Somalia or something just tips the iceberg. Makes you wonder how they post on an yotsuba b board

>>150558770
But >my QB does have a ring

Giants really thought hiring a bald head coach was a good idea, what a plonked franchise.

I got 'jak'ed

>>150558809
The full set is better than the fan apparel, unironically its one of my favorite looks.

>>150558843
boohoo lil nigga

>>150558643
Nooo why aren't you talking about your team? You're clearly a Lions fan!

>>150558831
its a nice flag but its silicon valley somalian u brownoid

>>150558840
>>150558850
Isn't andy bald?

>>150558809
welcome to the bone zone buddy

Imagine your bald fatass head coach yelling at you during halftime. Blud really thinks he has the team’s respect.
Nobody respects bald people.

>>150558840
>he's still trying to make this a thing
Turn off the VPN and work on your sleep schedule

i have thoughts about becoming a raider fan. it makes sense. my a's moved to vegas and im slowly getting turned off by sf. drafting jeanty just makes it feel like a fresh start.

>>150558831
t. coping bulbhead kangzfag

>>150558871
We say that word here now

>>150558889
>go from bad team to worse team
kek

>>150555477
Threadly reminder that Patrick Mahomes:

>lost to Tom Brady in the AFCCG in KC
>lost to Tom Brady in the super bowl where he produced zero (0) offensive touchdowns
>lost another home playoff game to the Bengals
>Got blown out in the super bowl again and trailed by 34 at one point
>hasn't thrown for even 30 touchdowns the last two seasons and is carried by defense and refball

>>150558871
I’m not the kiwi. I just think plonked is a funny word. A broken clock is right twice a day.
The kiwi doesn’t use vpns and always comes back with a New Zealand flag.
If you’re obsessed with the guy to the extent where you suspect any American flag to be him using a vpn, you should know how to identify his posting habits and recognize that nobody else talks like him. You’re more mentally ill than he is.

>>150558889
Stay away from my fucking wife

>83-101 record without tom Brady
Is he the most overrated coach in NFL history?

>>150558914
Thanks for that reminder anon

>>150558926
no one rates Bill Belishart anymore

>>150558924
Temuqueen is mine, bucko.

>thread getting filtered by kino asthetic
Z
B O N E
N
E

>>150558815
>game suspended because of lightning
>in a dome
>in southern california
>during the 1st season that fans are allowed to attend games

nah that shit is ugly

>>150558946
it's plastic and artificial and looks like shit, dawg

>>150558953
It's not even enclosed. They get marine layer fog in there.

>defensive HC
quite literally ngmi

>>150558966
Imagine all the birds shitting everywhere.

>>150558900
>>150558922
cringe

>>150558953
Did this actually happen?

>>150558954
>perfect 5-0 when wearing Bone jerseys and pants with blue socks, and 15-4 overall when wearing their Bone jerseys
Football Gods think otherwise

>>150558946
I was about to say I enjoy a shiny helmet but then I realized you bunch of closeted homos might misinterpret that statement

Where can I find an obese female eagles fan like this bros… I think I’m in love. Would push her tush if you understand my implications.

>>150558913
Better than hopping on a bandwagon

>>150558999
>obese
touch grass

>>150558999
courting fat women is NOT a challenge

>>150558986
Yeah but I think it was the Chargers which is honestly funnier.

>>150558997
>has to police his speech in fear of fags
The projection is off the charts holy

>>150558999
just got to like a family dollar or a walmart in the philly area, or a dollar tree

>>150558999
>brown eyes
Dropped

>>150558997
>afraid of slobbin on some knob
god you're a homo

>>150559040
For real, everyone knows that girls only have brown eyes if they let someone shit on them(never put your dick where another man's shit has been) or if they're possessed by a djinn.

>>150558914
I like Baker why do you guys force me to humiliate him like this.

>>150558322
They spammed 40+ webms >>150553752 in this thread yet you said nothing yet I post one image of Mahomes and you get upset. Do you take medication anon?

mahomo wasn't drafted by the browns and traded to the panthers
faggot

>>150559012
>courting fat women is NOT a challenge

i don't watch the doggy chiefs games

>>150559106
>For real, everyone knows that girls only have brown eyes if they let someone shit on them(never put your dick where another man's shit has been) or if they're possessed by a djinn.

>>150559134
When people post these types of images it tells me they’re either underage or some fat incel. In both cases they’re crackers.

Yes.
You are all wrong.

>>150559175
>t. asshurt queefs fan

>>150558384
>>150558399
>>150558412
>Chiefy fraudy.png
This image would make sense if 2024 was the first time the Chiefs had a great season but they've been ruling the AFC with an iron fist for the last 8 years.

Okay refs and luck explained their success in 2024, now explain 2023, 2022, 2021, etc.......

Anti Baker Mayfield rhetoric will NOT be tolerated.

>>150559181
>Yes.
>You are all wrong.

>>150559204
Baker SUCKS

>>150559201
Right...

>>150559138
>baker isn't as good because he went to a bad organization
cool, then don't post an image implying he's better then him you dummy.

>>150559216
Not an argument. I appreciate your concession

>>150559220
You guys arguing the league helped them get to a Superbowl due to Taylor Swift kind of falls apart when you realize she didn't join the team until 2023, so explain why they were successful then.

>>150559245
Is she on the 53 man roster?

>>150559224
Many are saying this

>>150559243
>Not an argument. I appreciate your concession

>>150559245
Where did anyone itt mention her you schizo

>>150559245
The queefs made it to the owl both years after she opened her rotten tuna can for the ancient tight end wigger. That's 2-2 so far.

>>150559293
see >>150558931

His pic implies the league wanted the Chiefs in the Superbowl due to Taylor Swift.

>>150559293
>Where did anyone itt mention her you schizo

>>150559144
>>150559170
>>150559216
>>150559292
Who is this guy? Should I know who he is?

>>150559311
>Who is this guy? Should I know who he is?

>>150559304
No it doesn't. Schizo.

>>150559321
Seriously, who is this potato?

>>150559311
Rich Eisein when he was younger you newfag

>>150559326
>No it doesn't. Schizo.

>>150559326
Okay why is the league pushing the Chiefs to get into the Superbowl. They are a relatively small market. Why wouldn't they push a New York team.

>>150559327
>Seriously, who is this potato?

>>150559339
Because those fuckers play in New Jersey, or worse, Buffalo.

Melty! Melty! He’s having a melty!!!

>>150559339
>small market
Fairly meaningless. The answer is Mahomes, though. He's the face of the league or whatever because they know he's marketable. Can let him get exposed.

Can he really do it?

>>150558860
Brother half of Europe is just a bunch of vertical or horizontal toothpaste of varying colors, and you aren't bitching about the similarities on those.

Reality is the blue is a completely different shade of blue and it represents their snow and ice covered state that's representative of being north in the union well. The dark blue part in the shape of Minnesota is chefs kiss and they've been the Polaris north star state since the 1800s.

That said I preferred the Polaris tricolor over the flat blue, the green and white balanced it out better.

>>150559355
No. Doesnt make any sense

>>150559355
Do what? backup CBs don't play unless there's an injury.
Btw, bad decision. He's a better CB than he is a WR. They'd be better off playing him full time at CB and then put him out for a few meme plays a game on offense.

Here are the most loyal fanbases of 2025...
Oh nononono no! Chiefs didn't win the west?

>>150558860
Your brain is jello

>>150559355
Deion Sanders once played in a pro baseball game and pro football game on the same day.

>>150559377
Based on... what? Probably some nonsense

>>150559245
SAAR

Know your place snow shovelers

>>150559396
>With the 2025-26 NFL regular season approaching nearer by the day at U.S. betting sites, the team at Bookies.com wanted to see which NFL fanbases are in it for the long haul – not just for a dynasty team. We created a weighted scoring system that factors in average stadium attendance based on capacity, fan attendance at away games, total X followers and each team’s record from the 2022-24 regular season.

>>150559411
>betfags
stopped reading there

>>150559377
>Steelers flag waver won

>Jerry only talked to teams that had DTs he liked
If washed Kenny Clark was the one that sold the deal for him I really want to know who the other DTs he would have taken are.

who is the player you would least like to see in a dark alley?

>>150559355
It seems like a really bad idea. Surtain has been begging to play both sides and they're wisely keeping him at CB only

>>150559435
Who's that wigger with all the tattoos on the Raiders?

>>150559377
>be lifelong chiefs fan of 6 years
>get upset when some trivial little ranking system exposes you
literal jeet mentality.

>>150559377
I went to the Steelers/Ravens immaculate extension game in 2016 and the upper deck was half empty

>>150558922
Holy kiwi

>>150559435
Aaron Rodgers

>>150558922
Deep breaths, not the Kiwi

>>150559377
>Patriots
>6
So many lost souls were trapped for 20 years and now they don't know what to do but nomadically gather to the television sets at the beginning of August/September to take part in the weekly rituals despite their God no longer showing

>>150559304
Schizo Alert

>>150559377
I expected Dem Boyz to be higher. Steelers, Broncos Patriots and Eagles make sense. Packers should be higher.

>>150559377
I already knew I was the only Rasm fag in existence
>a whole franchise all to myself that works around the clock to bring me a Super Bowl Parade year in and year out
Special kind of feel

>>150559387
We know

>>150559435
Bix Nood

>>150558741
>>150558774
>>150558784
>>150558795

Lol >>150553949

Back to form

>>150559490
Well that and besides the Brady era bandwagoners New Englanders basically have nothing but their sports teams and local history they don't care about.

>>150559439
>Surtain
Did he do it in College?

>>150559509
If this was pre salary cap era Rams would be a dynasty by now

Name the player

Fapping to Brady and/or Romo every Sunday afternoon as they do color commentary is almost back bros !

I've got a whole story line going from last season which basically involves them having to drop their pants over the broadcast counter while I buttrape them until they sob overlooking the whole stadium

>>150559534
Fuck it, Joe Burrow

pyfwdbwdsb

>>150559534
No. Stop trying to bait racism. This is an inclusive general. We have no problem with Ravens fans.

>>150559509
So?

Gruden is the only NFL coach I would want to have a beer with. He's a very likeable and entertaining guy but he was a shit coach if we're being honest desu.

>>150559546
If I'm the league and I was trying to create a super star I would go with New York teams. Not the Chiefs who are an insignificant market.

pyfwdrgfbwdo

>>150559534
Coach

>>150559550
I like Gruden but he'd scare away the women. I'd go out for a beer with McVay

>ai shit
makes sense it's equally as soulless as the team

>schizo decided to make not an afc but a afc west general
I actually agree
Temujitroon and mutthomefags should have their own genny with the newfound bruncuckfags and the non-existent chargerfags

>>150559563
id go with KC. Easy to sell heartland teams as America's trans then you get NYC and everyone else

>>150559563
>muh market
You're acting like 100% of the "TV households" watch football. The limiting factor is not the population size of the city.

>>150559545
Based

>>150559532
>If this was pre salary cap era Rams would be a dynasty by now
Isn't the Broncos owned by the Walmart family. They'd outspend any billionaire owner if there was no salary cap.

>>150559593
can wait until we invade panama and silence 3rd world shits such as yourself once and for good

>>150559527
No, maybe he did in highschool but in his college and NFL career he was always a corner

>>150559625
Spotted the schizo

>>150559625
Rams front office is lightyears better than the Bumcos so it would even itself out over time

is he autistic?

>>150559609
Those are just fairweathers tuning into the Chiefs after they became a dynasty.

The Cowboys hanging in there at the top despite being shit for decades is a testament to how popular they are. They have real fans unlike the Patriots who left them as soon as they stopped winning.

>>150559532
>I don't want to compete I just want to buy rings
Why am I not surprised Rams fans are bitch made like this.

>>150559625
If there was no cap and Walmart could have anyone play for them I think they'd only have gone after Saquon and Micah Parsons. They seem pretty content with their roster. They're trying to bolster their run game that has been weak for a long time and everyone wants the Broncos top 3 defense back

>>150559659
das rite

>>150559685
Lol if you don't count salary cap owls, Rams are the premier team of their division

>>150559685
Spotted the brokie

>>150559668
Can u do raiders and lakers?

>>150559128
The webms depict actual football plays which is the most on-topic thing you can post in a football thread. Crying about just proves you aren't interested in actual football but it's not like we didn't already know that

The absolute fatigue in George's eyes

Almost time 49ers
Downfall continues

>>150559741
You'll get Raiders and Aces, chud.

>>150559660
Ok so you agree it's independent of the total population of the city?

>>150559454
>>150559480
I'M THE KIWI

>>150559743
Too much of anything is bad. I like sex, pizza, and icecream but if someone tried to give me it 40 times in 2 hours I wouldn't want it. It was spam.

>>150559792
If the NFL ever wants to reach a new level of ratings they need a big market New York team. That way you get the huge outsider market and the huge domestic market. Chiefs only have the outsider market.

>Ynr Vegas is Greater LA meme
Wonder if that guy offed himself or got deported finally cause I havent seen that thread pop up in years

>>150559766
Nah fuck this guy he could've done great things with his money instead he cried in a corner and married a brown

>>150559659
Yes. Other symptoms, he has a hard time getting along with other people, he relies a lot on quotes to say things, and he insists on wearing the same outfit all the time.

>>150559766
He's thinking about Episode IX and how much he hated it

>>150559406
This is the game that cemented his greatness for me- even tho they got btfo the next week by all intensive purposes everything aligned for the Bills to finally get over the hump and have their moment and Pat just said “nah.” Lol- supremely based

>>150559820
A very wealthy brown lady though. I even saw exclusive baby yoda socks at their training camp store so he even makes money off her being part of the Walmart ownership group

>Miller is starting
Uhh commandersbros

>>150559874
They'll only put him in sometimes like the Bills did. If they're smart at least. Von is so fucking old

>>150559879
I'm surprised he's still playing he most owe debts

>>150559874
the commie collapse is the 2nd most predictable thing that will happen this season

>>150559874
>Ertz
>Miller
>Wager

Is this 2014?

>>150559885
What about Marshon lattimore how is he still there lol

>>150559780
He isn't even on the team anymore.

>>150559884
I was going to ask what the first most predictable thing is but I think I know

>>150559885
God, I wish it was 2014

>>150559884
My most predictable collapse it the Titans completely ruining Cam Ward's potential

>>150559914
That isn't going to be fully completed this season though.

>>150559906
This but 1994

>>150559899
it do be like that

>>150559884
I think Wilson's about to drop moonballs to nabers on them this Sunday

>>150559899
Sauce on reaction pic?

>>150559934
Don't get your hopes up, anon. You should just hope that Dart replaces Russ by week 4

>Super Bowl 53 was the most boring game ever
>It was Brady and Brady only

>>150559885
the snyderman marches on

>>150559993
>Brady is a System QB that would suck on another team

Imagine if game 1 Titans/Broncos if they both wore retros. If only.

>>150560037
I'm an oil mayun

>>150560037
it's a shame the titans are hellbent on being the least aesthetically pleasing team in the league, their navy helmets are garbage.

I need to know are the Ravens a lock against the Bills.

>>150560055
They should at least give the rights to the Oilers name and uniforms to the Texans if they're not going to use them. Those are some great uniforms but the Texans and Titans both look like ass instead of that.

>>150558926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltTKxqXzzIQ

>>150555451 (OP)
ahem sweaty, the real actual season starts Friday in Brasil

>>150560063
Didn't the Texans just update their uniforms or was that just an alternate? I think the NFL only lets you change up your basic lineup every 5 years. I think Walmart is annoyed about that because of how much people liked the retros over their new uniforms and now they have to wait to make it a default.

>>150560103
The NFL really wanted a Cowboys humiliation ritual as the season opener for some reason. Still should be pretty funny.

>>150560104
I don't know, man. I just know that the Texans brand and colors are the most soulless in the league.

When I was at the bar on Sunday, some dude was trying to watch wrestling and we all told him to turn that fake shit off lmao.

>>150560058
Yes, now post your slip.

I actually like uniforms options that are white jerseys and white pants. I think it looks sleek and clean. Im surprised so many people hate it.

>>150560115
Nah, it's close but that would have to go to the nu LA Rasm. They completely ruined their uniforms and their logo

The only legitimate SB favorites are the Chiefs, Eagles, Ravens. Bite me.

I hope the Eagles win by over 9000. Fuck Jerry Jones.

>>150560138
What about K9 Vanquish Soul?

Notice how the opener is the American Eagles vs the American Cowboys

>>150560138
what happens if one of illegitimate teams ends up winning the SB?

>>150560131
The buccs do all white at home all the time just because of the heat in the early season. There is an aesthetic to all white yeah but sometimes it's a home field advantage thing in hotter stadiums

>>150560138
>one of the favorites is a team who can't even win their own fucking conference
lol lmao even

>>150560138
It's going to be a meme team
Perhaps even the Denver Broncos

>>150560148
Panthers too

>>150560069
Thank you

>>150560138
i think the Bills and Ravens are pretty even. I'd put them both over the Chiefs if not for the choking hazard. But yeah, no other NFC team is good.

>>150560160
I left the Bills out for a reason

all white looks good with non-white socks, unless you have a white helmet then you can go all white

What's the threshold for a blowout? 17 points (3 possessions), or more?

>>150560153
Broncos only had 2 wins against teams with QBs that are still starters in this league. They had the most fraudulent schedule of 2024.

>>150560131
some of the greatest unis are all white. the texas longhorn all whites are sex incarnate. the cardinals all whites are great, the dolphins all whites are great, the white tiger bengals and all white packers from last year are amazing too

>>150560169
I think a little more. Maybe 24?

>>150560171
they had a rookie qb with memes for weapons

>>150560138
If we're being real the only teams in the AFC are the Bills and Ravens. The Chiefs aren't on the same level but they've been able to win thanks to both being lucky and refball.

The NFC has too many teams with the Eagles standing at the top. There's the Vikings, the Packers, the Bucs and the Rams all ready to step in if the Eagles stumble at all.

>>150560179
>texicans
>white
lel

>>150560171
This. They're in the Fraud Zone.

>>150560190
that team they got is full of white bois

>>150560187
mims and sutton aren't that bad
they also had an elite oline and defense

>>150560192
>Commanders
Jayden bros....................................................
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..............................................................................................

>>150560195
the race of the team and players is irrelevant
the race of the fans is what matters
this is how it always works

>>150560188
>Vikings, Packers
Fraud shitters
>Bucs
Deeply flawed but can win on any given Sunday, especially at home
>Rams
Good young roster but this is probably the year Stafford is finally toast. It would take some miracles, and also they would have to hope the Eagles get bounced in the first round because they can't beat them.

And the Dolphins designed their stadium like this to drench the visiting team in the sun

>>150560192
the chiefs chargers and bengals losses in the second half were all legit riggitini jobs. chiefs got their meme FG block, chargers got pulled from a coffin by the refs to score like 21 straight in the second, and peyton got a call from goodell so he went for a tie against the shit bengals defense when hes at half field. if anything the broncos were better than their record

Do the Bills even win 4 games without Josh Allen?

>>150560200
Yeah. Jayden is good as hell but they did not have any impressive wins (and many of their wins against shitters could easily have been losses).

oh kek you meant the jersey color not skin color

>>150560207
>woulda shoulda coulda
They also had a meme 10-9 win over the Jets, and beat the Chiefs' backups.

>>150560210
Bills oline is elite. A QB really only needs an OL to win games because even WR4s will get open if given enough time.

>>150560210
You can say that about any team that’s not in poverty

>>150560209
You tried

>>150560206
Just bring some tents lol. What, is >your owner cheap?

>>150560206
Good. Teams should have a homefield advantage.

>>150560223
they also clapped baker "i smoked both the lions and eagles" mayfield

>>150560192
Which other ones need asterisks? I'm talking real asterisks, like backup QB asterisks. Not whiney shit like "oh, but what if the wind was blowing a little to the left" or "but the backup waterboy had the sniffles."

is there a gayer team

>>150560237
So? The Buccs lost to the Falcons twice. They got beat by Cooper Rush.

>>150560236
That's why I think domes are dumb. Southern teams should use the sun to their advantage, the Bills already have the possible snow advantage and the Broncos have the altitude advantage. Green Bay also has the winter weather advantage. Controlled environments are dumb if you want a homefield advantage

>>150560250
kangz

>An NFL play is now sponsored. Of course, it’s the Tush Push (presented by DUDE Wipes)

oy vey, just ban it...

>>150560250
Non-story, but keep reaching

>>150560262
Go design some arm punt plays, Matt

>>150560250
It's gay because I used to have a soft spot for the Eagles since I was a kid and saw that Mark Wahlberg movie Invincible and they killed Tom Brady in the Owl. Now they're getting a bit annoying

why do spics seethe about the eagles so much

>>150559946
Honestly have no idea. Some anon posted it in another thread and it had something to do with the chargers so I put good 'ol Boltman in it. I think it's some korean freaking out after he lost an e-sports match or something

Basically we are going undefeated to the superb owl and surprising everyone

>>150560287
Ayo

>>150560297
i'm not actually in palestine kek i just use the flag to make jews mad

>>150560138
>Ravens

Guys...should we tell him?

>>150558456
>Jannysknee, can you give us state flags already? I want to see how many lifelong chiefs fans of 6 years or something actually live in Missouri.
most chiefs fans are hispanics in the southwest supporting mahomes because he's a brown mutt like them

>>150558456
There's something called moving you low IQ poorfag. Not everyone stays in the same place their entire life.

>ChiefsKing dropped out
Kek what a faggy casual

>>150558643
#94 should have been forced into retirement after that play.

I mean for fuck's sake, if you're a defensive lineman and you have a straight shot at a qb who's panicked, backpedaling and probably 50 pounds lighter than you and he stiffarms you into the dirt like prime Derrick Henry then you just can't do your fucking job. What fucking use are you at that point? Absolutely shamefur dispray

>>150560275
>Now they're getting a bit annoying
You're just saying that because they aren't le plucky underdogs anymore. Happens every time.

>>150560333
He was never a real fan.

>>150560336
Zoomers don't know how to tackle

>>150560250
Wow. Powerful. Aura.

>>150560336
>white DEs
>>150560363
Sam Hubbard was born in 1995

>>150560367
30 is ancient gamer age according to media heads

>>150560336
I don't know what their weights are now, but coming out of college Hubbard had 3 inches and 54 lbs on him. Their wingspans are almost exactly the same though.

The Bills and Josh Allen are ridiculously overrated and I’m tired of pretending they’re not. Quite literally a team full of bitches with no depth.

>>150560391
They have a great roster other than WR and the secondary. Add an MVP-level QB and you objectively have a contender.

Andy Reid's disdain for the run game limits his potential. He doesn't realize running the ball makes it easier to throw. When the Chiefs had a running back coach as their OC they looked unstoppable.

>>150560397
>MVP-level QB
Lol lmao

>>150560397
>Add an MVP-level QB
Allen is a rare example of the MVP voters getting it wrong. Everyone on ESPN and FS1 was sucking off Allen and the MVP voters got peer pressured into voting for him despite his lackluster stats, losing the head to head against other MVP candidates, and not being close to the 1 seed.

All dem boyz fans convinced they won the trade have become awfully quiet now the games are close

Every MVP winner had one of the following
• Best seed in their conference
• Great stats (i.e., stats in the top 3)
• Won head to head against other MVP candidates

Allen didn't do any of these in 2024

>>150560438
He did beat Lamar

>>150560171
>>150560198
>>150560192
they really need to ban you jeets from the internet

>>150560451
Lamar beat Allen 35-10 when they played in the 2024 regular season. The MVP vote is a regular season only award and is made before the playoffs.

>>150560590
This is cope. He won because he beat him in the playoffs, regardless if it's a regular season award or not.

>>150559668
Two Transamerica Pyramids?

Still better than that ribbed dildo Salesforce tower.

>>150559766
Star Wars past pictured with Star Wars present

Patty Cuckitini

Who are your top 3 qbs if you have to build a team from scratch?

LESS THAN 48 HOURS BEFORE FOOTBALL

HAVE YOU PLACED YOUR BETS AND STARTED EDGING YET,?

I SEE YOU MINA KIMES

Hmm

>>150560819
you wont make it to the game

>>150560814
Mahomes, Burrow, Allen.

>>150560438
Allen was top 3 in >QBR and >PFF and >DVOA

Whenever my team wins the Superbowl I don't look forward to the season starting up again. I'm still trying to ride that high

>>150561103
>double vaginal, oral, and anal

why does NFC attract elite HCs but fraud QBs and the AFC attract elite QBs but fraud HCs (Excluding Andy Reid whom was in both)

>>150561330
still super bowl champs until the next one is crowned dum dum

>>150561330
I don't plan on losing that high until 2027 at the earliest

Nate Silver is attempting to develop a more complete NFL player projection system (called ELWAY). It isn’t finished, but he has published the results of his historical QB rating analysis using his new QBERT scores.

According to his QBERT metrics, the best QB of all time is Steve Young followed by Montana at #2.

only one more sleep before FOOBAWWW

>>150561450
Im solving that problem by smoking meth and having sex with men.
Go Chiefs

>>150561334
>Trevor Lawrence
>Deshaun Watson
>Daniel Jones
>Justin Fields
>Pooa
>Burrow
>not frauds at the very best

>>150561380
Cool. But it looks to be a box score stat, which according to him is also bootstrapped to QBR. I'd like him to elaborate on why this should be preferred over EPA or DVOA

>>150561380
Hmm, out of all those named players above the league average line one sticks out. Can you figure out which one?

>>150561518
I'd like him to highlight peaks instead. Manning's 1998 and 2015 season have zero bearing on how good he was from 2003-2013. That's what we really mean when we say "Peyton Manning".

NFC PREDICTIONS:
NFC East: Redskins because fuck Philly
NFC West: Rams will bulshit their way and Seattle will piss it away
NFC South: Bucs.
NFC North: Lions by way of tiebreaker

AFC PREDICTIONS
AFC East: Bills
AFC West: Chiefs because God hates us
AFC South: Houston
AFC North: Ravens

WILD CARD PREDICTIONS
NFC: Philly, Minnesota, and Green Bay
AFC: Chargers, Broncos, Pittsburgh (9-8 Supa Bawl is eternal)

ive decided already
IT IS BUCCS VS CHIEFS

SORRY

It's Bucs.

I'm feeling Dem Gurls causing an upset tomorrow

>>150561380
So what are his projections for 2025? I ain't paying for this.

>>150558643
The Bengals were in so many fun games. Them having a shitty defense is great for my personal enjoyment, I hope it continues into this year.

>>150558643
Can someone explain why that wasn't a face mask by Lamar?

>>150561669
Script writer just DM'd me: its KC and Detroit

reminder that while the regular season is rigged, the playoffs are not

>>150561702
You can push someone in the face, you can't grab their face mask

>>150561714
but

>>150561702
>>150561723
>le a"""i""" overview
Post the actual text if you want to have a discussion

>>150561746
Second one I posted was a NFL link
https://operations.nfl.com/the-rules/nfl-video-rulebook/facemask/#:~:text=Penalty%3A%20For%20twisting%2C%20turning%2C,also%20an%20automatic%20first%20down.

>>150561723
The face mask and the helmet aren't the same thing. You can't grab the face mask, but you can push on someone's head

>>150561763
https://youtu.be/4yhzponRIwU?feature=shared&t=935

>>150558306
Did it also give him brain damage or was that his default?

>>150561772
Are you fucking with me or are you not watching the play in motion? Lamar never grabs the mask, it's two quick pushes away

>>150558384
When you make lies or excuses for their “fraud” you look like a weak bitch. Likely was out of bounds week one. They blocked the Broncos kick because that guy kept giving up ground every game. Pittsburgh has no chance that entire game.
>t stoolers fan
I don’t even like the chiefs. You’re coping like a retard.

>>150561606
Nevermind, Lions are siding with troons. Minnesota is winning the North and Chicago is making the wild card.
SKOL!

>>150558576
I don’t believe that. there’s not even a Somalian in it.

Chiefskiddies are so sensitive
>>150561500
kek

>>150561795
No I'm not messing with you. To me it looks like he grasped or at the very least pushed the facemask

>>150558605
>two teams that didn’t make the playoffs above 7 teams that did
>burrs, cowboys, logins with playoff teams

>>150558673
>putting tampons in boys bathrooms is good

>>150558630
You forgot
>bulbhead GM

>>150561835
Who cares? The fact that you melt down over it is funny, at least.

>>150561847
>he supports taxpayer money being used to give tampons to boys

>>150561818
I know what the rule says, but you're allowed to touch the facemask. They don't call the penalty unless it's egregious (you're clearly using the facemask as leverage to pull the person one way or another).

>>150561901
How much do you think it costs lol

I understand why you're asking, I legitimately have no idea why that's in the rules without a written exception. It's 100% never called on a ball-carrier as long as they don't curl their fingers.

Walz sucks balz

>>150562023
U mad, weirdo?

>>150561835
>>150561901
1. That's not what his law did. It does not mandate tampons have to be put in boys bathrooms.
2. Who cares? You get worked up over the smallest, dumbest things.

I can't wait for Cris Collinsworth to immediately start fellating Mahomes as soon as the Eagles vs Cowboys game starts

He's him

Which NFL team is the equivalent of Sydney Sweeney?

And which is the equivalent of Hunter Schaefer.

>>150562083
This highlight reel reminds me of Wentz

>>150562022
Thats all that really matters. Anyone that knows ball knows what the fuck a stiff arm is.

>>150562092
Fuck off

>re-signed all the major players
>fired garbage coaches and made great (on paper) replacenents
>usually inept FO actually came out on top and resolved inane contract drama
>decent FA signings and sneaky-good signings after the final cuts
Unironically and objectively had the best offseason.

>>150562083
reminds me of Bo Nix

>>150562111
so its guaranteed benguls beating the browns right?

>>150562045
Lol no, I voted for Trump

>>150562135
And yet you can't stop seething

>>150559355
Any can start on both sides. But no, he can’t do it at starter level play. Maybe a few games at most.

>>150562111
Walk me through the ways the defensive roster got better (because that's all that matters)

>>150562141
Nigga a troon shot up a catholic school in Walz's state.

>>150562107
Found the trooned out Choofs fan

>>150558605
Swap GayleBears/Chorgers, Buccos/Whiners, not a bad list otherwise

My girlfriend always sleeps over on Fridays and she's bringing her DS so she can play Pokemon while I watch Chiefs at Chargers

>>150562221
HGSS or Platinum?

>>150562221
Anon.. we know you're a fag. No need to pretend any longer.

>>150562158
>/pol/-brained nazi rightoid shot up a school
Nothing new

>>150562233
She refuses to ever finish HGSS for some unknown reason, she's made it to Kanto like a dozen times and never beat Red. I think she just likes shiny hunting more than battling
I'm pretty sure she's playing X or Y now

>>150562150
They kept Trey and Hill, and made marginal improvements signing Slayton and Burks. Despite his retardedness in picking an agent, Shemar Stewart actually looked not bad in the preseason. All he needs to do is help stop the run and he'll fit right in. Their round 2 pick, Demetrius Knight, may be a steady starter this year.

Most importantly though, they fired Lou Amonwhatever who only started washed up veterans and left fresh talent sitting on the bench for 3 quarters a game. Al Golden was the LB coach for the last SB run, so he already knows the system.

I'm not saying the Bengals will have an elite defense, but it should be at least marginally better. That's all it needs to be.

>>150562163
>Guys, I'm thinking about trannies again

How are my Patriots doing this weekend?

>>150562221
whole some

https://fantasy.espn.com/football/tools/leaguemembers?leagueId=226337524&seasonId=2025
One spot left, we draft tonight!

>>150562302
depends on if Gonzo's 'hamstring' heals up

How many this season?

>>150558775
Absolute dogshit opinion, those uniforms look like they were made exclusively out of Chinese plastic. The numbers alone are disgusting, and that doesn't even account for the terrible shoulder area

>skip bayless reduced to being surrounded by 3 absolutely dumb as a rock blacks and a woman for his new show

sad

>>150562413
Go to sleep

How delusional is your fanbase

There is one day left until the 2025 NFL season! Let's remember when Seattle didn't give the ball to Marshawn at the one-yard line in Super Bowl XLIX. Patriots win, 28-24.

>>150562444
I blame Pete for that but everyone blames Russ

>>150562475
to me it's just a failed attempt more than a blunder, pete wanted to put the game in the hands of his qb, which is what you would probably want if you were russ, total trust and support. if beast mode got stopped short people would be shitting on lynch and pete all the same

>>150561529
>>150561380
>no time for losing(unless it's the superbowl)

My hot take: The Chiefs will miss the playoffs.

My hot take: Chiefs will win the bowl

>>150562668
Ice cold.

My honest take: Swifties are faggots

do you guys think the eagles tranny will be spamming tomorrow night? I get fucking banned for saying ONE slur and that faggot is here posting cuck porn

>>150562701
Say it to his face

>>150562715
Just stop saying slurs.

>>150562715
My Eagies are the number one supporter of the BNWO in all of football.

>>150562715
maybe if they doubled the janny salary we'd be seeing high quality moderation

>>150562716
Get a load of this faggot

>>150562716
I will then I'll sue him for assault if he's dumb enough to try anything

[EmpireSportsMedia/Connor Hughes] “I was in the #Giants locker room talking to Jaxson Dart after the preseason game with Jets when Brian Daboll walked over. He shook Dart’s hand, looked him straight in eyes and just said ‘I love you.’ No emotion, no hug. Said it, then walked away."

>>150562787
gay

>>150562793
"I was in the #PFChangs kitchen talking to the prep cook making that night's General Chang's Chicken when Eddie Lacy walked over, shook the cook's hand, looked him straight in eyes and just said ‘I love you.’ No emotion, no hug. Said it, then walked away."

>>150562249
Giving up 40 points a game instead of 45 will surely lead the Bungles to victory

>>150562249
>gets murdered by Flacc dragons week 1

>>150559387
>once
It’s a super impressive feat but it was once. Lots of players could play both ways for one game. It’s similar to getting a RB 40+ touches in a game. It’s fine a couple times but it’s not sustainable week to week.

>>150562512
No, if one of if not the best power backs in the league at the time couldn't pick up 1 yard on 2 tries no one would be calling it one of the worst play calls in superbowl history.

>>150562787
What an actual faggot.

>>150562828
we'd be hearing "beast choke" for years like 28-3

>>150562845
Turn your monitor on

>>150562787
Straightest man in the NE

>>150555433
>>150555433
>>150555433
reuse

>>150562851
The only reason it's infamous is because it was a stupid call and Butler made an incredible play, absolutely no one would care about it if the Seahwaks just lost. You mindset works if it were only bitter seahawks fans saying it but people who don't even care about the Seahawks think it was a terrible call. To even think people would care about it like 28-3 is absurd

>>150559534
Obviously Travis hunter

>>150560165
What reason? Ravens are bigger chokers than the Bills the past 5-6 years.

>>150560207
> chiefs got their meme FG block,
Can you explain how and why the Broncos rigged the game FOR their division rival? And how a bunch of low IQ niggers kept that a secret?

>>150560250
Minnesota and it’s not even close

>>150561847
Voters care, apparently.
>melt down
>nooooo you can’t make fun of a faggot for being a faggot
You’re the one who started this by being unable to handle some mild bants about tampon Tim. If anyone had a meltdown it was you. Your first response was longer and more emotional than me making fun of someone.

This type of reaction is exactly why you’re fucked for 2028 also, even if Vance is a relatively weak candidate.

>>150562062
> 2. Who cares? You get worked up over the smallest, dumbest things.
>says the man who felt obligated to defend mild banter about a politician

>>150562249
> Shemar Stewart actually looked not bad in the preseason
In what ways? I admit I didn’t watch the bengals at all but he had 1 tackle in the preseason. Not exactly a confidence booster about a 1st round pick who lacked production in college.

>>150562716
I would call anyone wearing that a faggot if I ever talked to them in person. Yes he could kick my ass. I can also shoot him lol.

>>150562306
Draft cancelled, need one more team