Thread 150562409

Hydration edition

NRL
>GAME 1
Brisbane Broncos v Melbourne Storm
7:50pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
Suncorp Stadium
2.24-1.65
>The Broncos can secure fourth place and a guaranteed double-chance, but the Storm will be primed after an embarrassing loss. What a way to kick off the regular season's final round with a top-four blockbuster. The Broncos are in strong form, having won four of their last five matches, including a 38-30 victory over the Cowboys in Round 26. Melbourne also have four wins from their last five, but are coming off a 40-10 loss to the Roosters after coach Craig Bellamy strategically rested a host of key players with second place secured. The Storm have dominated this fixture, winning 17 of the last 18 encounters, including a 22-2 victory in Round 23 this season. Melbourne leads the overall head-to-head 43 wins to 14. The Broncos must win to secure fourth place, but they face a rested, full-strength Storm side that has been their bogey team for over a decade.
Broncos 1-12 3.40
Broncos 13+ 5.10
Storm 1-12 3.10
Storm 13+ 3.00
Broncos +3.5 1.92 Storm -3.5 1.87

look at the beginning of the video though
>head tilted back going wtf am I doing
he's looks under duress, the question is why
>social media clout
>threatened
its fucking weird, it has to be something, does he have a missus? she caught him fucking a bunch of (legal) teenagers and she's like post a video of you drinking toilet water and buy me a lambo and I won't divorce you and take half your shit and tell your kids you're a monster
???
you can't be that fucking hyped and maggot after you beat the fucking cowwies
or did he just think it was a funny joke but the beginning still is questionable
maybe we'll get some toilet jokes the next few times he fucks up passes and shit
>that pass belongs down the toilet
>walsh flushed that kick

>>150562533
We don’t need bad karma like that with Friday night coming up

>>150562409 (OP)
>>150562535
The combination of brain damage and banter is a real disaster for rugby lads

Broncos are one of our greatest enemies and I will cheer for the purple cheaters and laugh as they disintegrate all hope from the still-beating hearts of every single broncos customer in existence that ever was.
It has no influence on our gf, if they want to cheer for easts against us good let them hope they're even more upset when we win

The missus reckons they overreacted by standing him down, called the whole franchise a bunch of Karens. She said it was clearly just a joke and even if it wasn't funny it's not in the slightest bit offensive

the real truth nuke is there was never a real irish its always been fake irish

El-el-el-Ellie
Ja-ja-ja-Johnston
Oh Ellie Johnston you're as sexy as hell
Your super thick thighs they be ringin the bell
Crispy and juicy now you’re havin a snack
It’s super spicy
It’s an Ellie attaccccccccck!

>>150561120
this was unnecessary

There's NRL French commentary on Bein sports??

BroncGODS …..

BroncGODS lose to SStorm
Sharks beat BullWogs
Cocks beat Abotoes

5 v 8

BroncGODS v Cocks @ Suncorp

>>150569055
https://youtu.be/FUjGf2Grrus

>>150569164
You’d better hope not. 5th getting eliminated week 1 is the most embarrassing position to be in

Nigga paints his nails

>>150568818
>this was unnecessary

>>150562436
>>150562533
Newcastle customer hands wrote this

there's this black kid who debuted for the cowboys season that imo the broncos should try to sign and train up as a back rower. marly bitungane. bronx have no backrower cover and the cowboys have already let the kid go.

he's a big body but quick on his feet. problem is they were running him as a prop. just needs the right coaching to be a weapon.

>>150562647
>Broncos are one of our greatest enemies

that's a one-sided rivalry right there, we don't care what happens at Souths but we'd all rather see the Roosters lose.

>>150570790
Irish speaks for himself and nobody else

don't forget to do your tippies family!! xoxo

The real Tiffnuke
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1756897899850578.mp4

>>150571531
>The real Tiffnuke

Uncanny

If the warriorsmake it to the Grand Final, but Tiff is not there... It will be sad

Mark Nicholls will retire at the end of the season.

>>150571806
>If the warriorsmake it to the Grand Final
Feel this won’t be an issue

Hmmm almost as if letting your players become fat is bad for business

>ban booze
>have to resort to drinking toilet water

>>150572138
those TI boys

>>150572201
Six years pay
Less than four years work

>>150572138
>senior leadership peem are allowed to drink

>>150572201
>>150572221
DONT worry abotoes fans fattrell will be in “great shape” and look real “fit” by round 1 2026

>>150569880
Based

>go outside for ~15 minutes
>there's a massive burn off going at the moment
>now have headache
This is why you never go outside

>>150572138
This definitely makes the /nrl/ seem like Kayfabe

Darren Lockyer is buying the London Broncos. How much does it cost to buy a Super League team, maybe the family can chip in together for one.

>>150572644
>Kayfabe

The Chelsea Broncos

>Did you happen to see the Instagram post this week from Ryan Papenhuyzen drinking the water out of his newly installed dunny?
>Nope?
>I missed it too.
Powerful journalism.

>Pappenhausen does not drink toilet water
>Snaps his leg in half again
You just wait

>>150572651
Alright lads which club are we buying? I'm thinking we go for the Leopards.

Mummy! Daddy! I want to drink toilet water just like my hero Reece Walsh!

>>150572872
dont be gross jasprit, now eat your cowdung before it gets cold

tonight just has the classic storm bounceback game written all over it. can't see broncucks winning this.

>>150572829
Salford, some of us could play for them

But like, why drink the toilet water?

I am happy that no matter the result tonight, there is no chance of BeoncGODS playing against the Storm next week

>>150570758
If he were a white bogan named Dave Jones nobody would even know he exists. I watched him closely and he's not bad but he's nothing special. Didn't make any damaging runs and got petrolled very quickly, as is customary for his type.

It's not a toilet unless and until it is utilised as a toilet. The toilet in question is in reality nothing more than a novelty drinking fountain

>>150570758
nah we good
no DEI hires at broncos pty ltd
seems more like irishs speed to simp 4 uninspiring coloured boys

It's not a penis unless and until it is utilised as a penis. My virgin penis is in reality nothing more than a novelty drinking fountain

Where does your piss flow from?

usually ice cold from the tap

poorm are the broncGODS kryptonite

If drinking from your toilet is cool, then consider me miles davis

Sharks paying $4 for top 4 spot hmmm..

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOFt0Woj6dY/

go white boy, go!

>>150573151
https://youtu.be/3lOG3rD5CrQ

>>150573161
Who is Ezra Mam?

On further consideration it's probably some Aussie humor I simply don't get

>>150573283
>shutterstock

>>150573344
If it was a picture of Reece Walsh it’d be ShitterStock

>>150573236
t. doesn’t know footy

>>150573344
got a problem with that, champ?

>>150573381
>t. doesn’t know what a DEI hire is so probably is one

I was hired to be the only BeoncGODS customer at a Cowboys customers firm

It’s not a DEI if you’re the one keeping the company afloat

>>150573403
>BeoncGODS

What’s in the menu tonight??

ur mums bum lol

>>150573424
Garlos cheese & bacon pie + chips

don't forget to join the final comp lads

also don't forget to tip

Suncorp is 'packed'

Can somebody ask chatgpt if drinking water out a newly installed toilet is a funny joke?
It will know the answer.

do it for buck tonight boys!

DEI deez nuts faggot

>>150573799
HA GOT EM

Had some pseudo-quesadillas for breakfast (viva mexico)

My Spanish name is el-Mucho Ding Dong
https://youtu.be/vQSkLuEOdMM

>>150573763
nrLw players
> WAAHH WAAHH we are oppressed
> WAAHH WAAHH we make minimum wage

Also nrLw players
>buys house

https://youtu.be/ln-Jq6X6p-g?
kinda mood

>>150573934
the joke is that she can only afford the deposit because she got paid out on compo due to that injury

toilet water.. it gives you ____

>>150573763
you just know..

broncos going to get heemed

GO STORMS SMASH THESE CUNTS

>>150573763
any1 know the sold price ??

LETS GO BRONCOS

>>150574059
$780,000 according to her real estate's website.

>fuckwitta as ref
*engages caps lock*

I am watching the rugby league game

I honestly looked at buying tickets to tonight's game and could only find wheel chair seats. Do the Broncos have to hold seats for Members or something?

First penalty of the night will be to the Broncos within first 5 minutes.

>>150574081
BOOKIES LOVE HIM

>>150574081
(You)

>>150574081
Glad I didn't put money on this lol

>>150574069
It’s so over

Anyone have the laffingoats image?

>>150574069
She’ll have to play another 15 years to afford that.

>>150574081
Hmm, still got one within 5 minutes. You were half right, so you get your stake back.

I have it but I’m not posting it

Forward pass to Mariner btw.
FUCKWITTA being a fuckwit btw.

>>150574117
have laffinsmokinbaby

long meme drop out broncos try

Bronkies looking sharp tonight

>deliberate 6 moar on the first tackle
Should be a binning 2bh

DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TAKE THE POO
DON'T DO IT

>ttp early
did they not learn from last time?

>penalty
>6 again
>6 again
>forward pass
>6 again
>line drop out
>incorrect knock on award
>6 again
>6 again
>6 again
>penalty & "warning"
>take the poo
A refball classic.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Reece ready to flush the poo

>>150574182
have a whinge ya sook

Please no calf injuries, please no calf injuries, please no calf injuries, please no calf injuries, please no calf injuries

>>150574193
based cow farmer

Ryan Tandy vibes desu

>>150574188
kek

>floater
That toilet was used

>>150574197
>quotes random anons while posting a selfie
Why does he do it lads?

coates must have looked like a toe to staggs there

>>quotes random anons while posting a selfie
>Why does he do it lads?

*gives stagg a very stern warning*

The Broncos are the worst team under bombs and short kick offs.

he did it again

THANK YOU PAPI

Pappenhausen!!!

Not really on there, trying to go around 2 blokes in a metre of space.

>paps getting slammed
>ralsh pushing paps there no try
Very busy game

>>150574241
>>150574249
Based Britney Spears enjoyers

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WALSH IS SUCH A RETARD FMD

they're competing for the ball its not walsh's fault if papi is a HUGE pussy

I'm changing my mind didn't see Paps grabbing him first

>>150574260

ITS A TRY CUNT

Looked like a pretty clear knock on from Walsh desu.

Everyone gonna be drinking toilet water at halftime

TOILET WATER TOILET WATER TOILET WATER TOILET WATER TOILET WATER

PapenKEK

>
>ITS A TRY CUNT

based miss to cancel out the poo

BASED BUNKER

funny what happens when the storm are reffed to the rules

For all the victorian tourists; jostling is ok, pushing and grabbing is not ok. Basically the same rules as beach flag race

I don't know why the Broncos even try. They will simply lose tonight, and be knocked out week 1.

You can't argue that these cheating storm cunts don't deserve all these penalties.

this game matters!

It's supposed to be called 'look.jpg' retard

That arm looks very sore

Concerning that the donkeys aren't taking advantage of all these penalties. It'll even up in the second half.

LOLero having a shocker

Will Fitzgibbon rest Nicho this weekend after the inevitable BroncGODS win tonight?

Jordan Riki seems like the kind of bloke to have a small penis.

melbourne milkers. you'd think munster had been shot

>>150574371
based narcissist

>biggest game of the round
>arguably biggest game of the year
>dead thread

why is Hughes even playing?

>>150574321
>perplexing post

>killing huges
wtf is bellemy doing

>>150574381
Me? Or Riki?

The Broncos are the worst at defending high kicks.

>>150574371
Definitely but he absolutely fucks 10s every night, a severely lusted-over individual

Definitely felt way too early for Hughes to come back from his injury. Don't think they can win the premiership without him desu. This is Brisbane's year. I can feel it.

me in the back flipping the bird

munster milking rewarded again

glad hughes broke his wrist, fucking cheats

>night is over
Season, poor bloke

>>150574406
Is this a good situation to be in? I imagine no one would ever come back for seconds, but has an endless supply of new 10s.

>broken wrist
ouch

Me behind you watching the game respectfully

>>150574425
A tatted wojak is still a wojak

>>150574424
Depends on where you are in life, at his age he'd be in no rush to settle down so it's fine

something in the (toilet) water

Walsh just flushed him right off the field

fuckwitta and his weird 'advantage' calls

Storm getting panicky with this challenge

???????? WTF LETS GO BACK A FEW FUCKING PLAYS ON A CAPTAINS CHALLENGE ??????

BY THE POWER OF TOILET WATER! REECE-MAN
https://youtu.be/4zIoElk3r2c

>>150574425
Fat cuck

>Muh Best Coach In History
>Breaks his half backs wrist in a no consequence game on the eve of the finals
Bellamy bros, are we absolutely cooked, retarded fucking idiots?

last week that was NOT advantage taken

>>150574457
FUCK YOU

TOILET KING

>>150574458
I told him to retire seasons ago, he doesn't frequent /nrl/ enough clearly

walsh needs to be fucking flushed

>Walsh
LOL

>>150574408
>Bring back Hughes, the key to your attack and wins, early, for absolutely no fucking reason at all, and then break your wrist
Unbelievable stupidity. Bennet is gonna wipe the Bunnies tomorrow, but no one cares about them. This finals is gonna be a trainwreck. Hope Canberra and Ricky Cucks get it.

the toilet giveth the toilet taketh away

blockers should be banned, it just makes for shit viewing

Feels like Broncos are dominating, but only up by 2. Fatigue should catch up with poorm soon, surely

If Walsh quick played the ball instead getting up again, Walters would have scored

I hate my job so much, lads.

>>150574494
At half time Walsh will skull some filthy, used toilet water and come out like a fucking man possessed and put Roosters numbers on the Storm. Hell, he'll skip the toilet and go full Carney and just have the NRLW team come down and fill him up.

>>150574509
100% thats his speciality

If this game is any indication, tomorrow night with Easts vs Souths and Bulldogs vs Shark is gonna be absolute carnage.

The only team left standing will be the Warriors. Meth Maori Bros, we eating good.

FUCKWITTA

it's a fair bin

lol set restart rape

wtf is this game

Cucktrick Cryagain

Storm are desperate and now the ref is coming to their rescue

FUCKWITTA SPECIAL

10 in the bin hahahahahahahahha
Shibasaki bros vindicated. Good bye Mariner.

National Ref League

>lifts his shirt as he walks to the bin
aura farming for tiktok fancams

Remember 30 minutes ago when all the broncucks customers were saying "based atkins" and now it's "FUCKWITTA"
LMFAO

Tackled in the air, 10 in the bin for both players

They're really defending very well against Coates

Stick that up your ass you poorm cheats

>>150574553
Bookies are on the phone. Melbourne bros the mob is going to save us. Hold fast.

GET FUCKED TAKE YOUR 24 TACKLE FUCKING SET AND FLUSH IT DOWN WITH DELICOUS TOILET WATER CUNTS

Piakura flipping off the rStorm

Too many seething broncucks poofters itt

NAS just looking to get suspended at this point kek

Nelson should be transported to a prison colony for seven years

OFF ! OFF ! OFF ! OFF ! OFF ! OFF !

Get fucked you fucking AFL cuck fags with your Coates cheat code. Belted and belittled. I hope Bulldogs go Fully Sik and take out his legs out next game.

square up central

Lmao, now the seething broncucks poofs are back to "based atkins".

See this is what happens when CUNT refs start a FAGGOT REFBALL war

Brutal

>Nelson does it again
Explain to me why he is being paid millions to play Rugby when he should be breaking guys legs over drug debts

biff looms

I agree with both binnings

Michael McGuire got sacked by Wests Tigers btw.

too many hunts on the field desu

FIRST GOOD THING PIAKURA HAS EVER DONE!!!!!

DRUG TEST THE TOILET WATER

KHODCOS
KHODCOS
KHODCOS

he should drink toilet water before every game

Ben Hunt leads this team better than Reno does

>Nelson wakes up
>It's a sunny, warm day
>The birds are chirping
>"What's that? Finals? Time for me to give someone brain damage and fly out to bali (to bash some cunts) and celebrate my year"

>10-4
https://youtu.be/Sd5ZLJWQmss

BRONCFUCKINGGODS BRONCFUCKINGGODS BRONCFUCKINGGODS BRONCFUCKINGGODS BRONCFUCKINGGODS BRONCFUCKINGGODS
GIVE BUCK A LAP

Monkey Mam spotted in the crowd

>>150574615
No reason he can't do both

>>150574650
kek

>toilet water into wine
would be gold if ginnane didn't stutter

Its the Broncos game to lose

>>150574656
Mam been putting the coke in Reece's plumbing.

Bellamy is going to send Big Nasty to reserve grade for a whole year after this.

Bellamy could have just played Peasant and now look. I can hear the Lebos yelling that the Bullcucks are going to have a chance now.

had sex with an ugly girl last night, lads

>>150574685
>talks toilet water into wine
Posts FANTA-MAN

Bronx will choke in the second half but by god did they beat the shit out of the Storm in the first. Breaking Hughes' wrist was adequate payback for Reno, Mam and Cobbo.

Kisschassybros.. we’re back!

>>150574716
Broncos gifting my Roosters and Bulldogs a chance.

Honestly though, I don't know why, but I want to see the Raiders win this year. Anyone but Melbourne.

>>150574714
That wasn’t a girl, I’m not passable when I get dressed up. Thanks for the $20

Sad thing is, he genuinely thought that was a funny post.

>>150574727
>my Roosters and Bulldogs
Fuck off SBW

Tbh I didn't expect these niggas in the top 4

Put my last $100 for the week on the Broncos. Hope they get up, otherwise no food or fuel for a fortnight.

Before I drink toilet water tonight, should I flush a few times? How did Walshy do it?

>>150574753
Pics or it didn’t happen

>>150574749
Just shows how bad the quality of the comp is now. Too many kids getting into afl, soccer and basketball, and too many mums taking kids out of footy for fear of coconuts heeming them. There's only enough good players across the comp for 6 teams. Should just fold 11 peems and have those 6 teams play each other 4 times each.

>>150574753
Unlike Melbourne they didn't wheel an injured halfback out for a useless game only to lose their season. They have a good chance.
[spoiler]who are we kidding? Panthers 5peet[spoiler]

>>150574515
Just down some toilet water and become a superhero, simple as.

>>150574790
We should just empty out the jails and have ice hockey rules and let NRL be 80 minutes of coconuts belting the shit out of each other.

>>150574753
>hoodie
>garden hose
solves all your probs m8

I could heem every single one of you poofs.

>>150574817
If in the office, remember to sneak into the ladies

>>150574832
https://youtu.be/SHHsql9Vvcc
Don’t eat the mint till after

WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD WALSHGOD
get that man a bottle of toilet water right fucking now

this is the Walsh everyone's been hyping for years

>this kid is a freak
I mean, he did drink toilet water

OH LAWD HE SIPPIN'

HAHAHAHAHAHHA HE FUCKING DID IT THE MAD CUNT

>>150574863
Kek

>Broncos hire Todd Carney as a consultant
>One week later Walsh films himself drinking piss
>Is now playing like a 11/10 league god
Bros...has the formula been cracked?

Let's be honest here. If you don't drink toilet water it's because you're a fucking coward.

>>150574817
Rugby league has been solved

>come out steaming
Just don’t go there. Don’t.

>Commentators making constant piss drinking jokes
Rugby mums going to be seething kek

We all agree Munster is washed right?

>>150574889
defo needs some dunny water

Drinking toilet water is rama rama

based /nrl/ family running the joke into the ground faster than plebbit

>Elouise says Walsh came out of the toilets half time smiling
Goddamnit. Madge is gonna have the whole team on a urine diet now.

>thank you for buck breaking the Storm for the rest of the competition
Your welcome (and we did the same to Penrith earlier this season)

Perhaps my biggest regret in life is never drinking toilet water. I've wasted my life. I could have been one of the greats.

>>150574889
Nah. He's actually prime. Poor cunt is dealing with half his spine being out. Bellamy is cooked though. He took the rage bait and flushed his fucking season by playing Hughes tonight instead of resting him. Not even Ricky is that emotional.

People are over doing the toilet water, under playing the painted nails.

Jordan "Tiny" Diki

solid try billy keep it up

>>150574880
unironically yes

He's had the painted nails for years. Can't confirm how long he's been drinking toilet water

>>150574919
>Gordon Talis started talking about what he would do to his son if he came home with painted nails
Why Gordy? You have a problem with the Rainbow people? Is that it?

>>150574902
You’d know

IIRC Billy was bretty gud at strips during that brief period where everyone was doing them before everyone suddenly stopped again for some reason

FUCK OFF THEY'VE BEEN TOLD TO DIVE ALL OVER STAGGS

Second half looked like it was gonna be awesome after the first two minutes, but it's been BOOOOORING since

Most games are boring between the exciting bits honestly

OH FUCK OFF GET THE FORKLIFT AND DRAG THE CUNT OFF

Storm are pulling every dirty trick to get back in this

>>150574943
Walters is actually a decent half. But you got two 50 year old big money halfs and the cokehead, so he doesn't get to show it.

>Melbourne getting free penalties
Refs, they're done. Stop trying to make Melbourne happening. It's not happening.

Also Ivan Cleary must be almost thinking about maybe smiling at this point.

I love how you're still seething, the whole thread, despite your peem being the beneficiary of refball all game.

Ouchie wowchie my neckie weckie

Nice spoort

>>150574979
thanks m8 I LOVE IT

Nelson seriously trying to get a penalty from this? You could stack ten Broncucks on his head and it wouldn't hurt him

Haas, you need to start running like you are you're dad running from a firing squad. Get into them.

>>150574970
agreed I've always liked billy

Lads are we putting a line through Melbourne?

>watching tv slop on my kayo
fuck off with your shit why do you think I watch footy for m8

>>150575015
I would love to, that means the gf will be interesting teams only

YES GO PIES

This Hughes injury genuinely gives the Bulldogs a chance. Not just next week but to win it all

I'm scared bros

dogs are frauds they're going nowhere

please hunt

Several Bulldogs fans have been convicted of fraud but that does not mean the tram are frauds.

how we feeling broncbros?

last twenty minute choke just like the gf

It's all about momentum at this stage in the season and this is looking to be a warriors like combo curse choke job

STORMBACK

>>150575083
DELETE THIS

>>150575079
They will make Top 4. Then Panthers will cuck them.

Bread is so good. I seriously love a good loaf of bread. Love the aroma. You can enjoy bread on its own, or simply dipping into EVOO

KEK Walsh tackled Karapani

My ladder predictor has a Raiders Broncos GF

Brickbros we eating moderately tonight

I also love bread but it's why I have mantits bigger than 90% of nrlw players

What was Walsh doing? That was a weird fucking defensive move

>Bulldogs are frauds
>Storm will be missing Hughes
>Broncos have a lot of injuries
>Sharks are also frauds
>Warriors are falling off a cliff
>Panthers need to do it the hard way
Raiders lock the fuck IN because this is the best chance you'll ever get

It's focaccia and ciabatta for me

Canberra should win at home and get a home prelim meaning Broncos will most likely be on the other side of the draw and will have to play the winner of 5v8 which they’ll probably win also and then they’ll play either the Dogs or Melbourne in the prelim.
Penrith will likely win against Cronulla or Auckland then beat Canterbury or Melbourne and play Canberra in the prelim. I’ll go with this for the prelims,
Canberra vs Penrith
Melbourne vs Brisbane

bread makes you fat
/nrl/ family members don't let other /nrl/ family members become like fatrell

Someone tell Walsh about the poo curse.

Oh dear I just demolished that whole pack of Delta Cremes. Why didn't the family stop me

not a brave poo this one

based taking the zero to side step the curse

>>150575165
sorry m8 was too busy demolishing a packet of snickers pods

>>150575107
ChatGPT says Melbourne, Dogs and Raiders. Lazy fucking robot just picked the top 3.

Delta cream is probably the lowest tier in the assorted creams to be honest. Not that they're bad, but just bottom of the assorted creams totem pole

White Europeans evolved a dietary metabolism that allows them to process bread without being fat.

ai just tells you what you want to hear mate it's drivel

>>150575131
Roosters will absolutely murder the bunnies and then go from 8 to GF winners.

THE BUCKET WAS EMPTY

LMAO the storm are cooked

KEK NICE DROP OUT POORM YOU FUCKWITS

based ball boys up to no good

BRISBANE BUCKETS

Riggedcos.

Walsh is so arrogant. He doesn't even care about the poo curse.

Dolphins are getting that 8th spot m8

you can seethe all you want but warbrick was the one that kicked the ball out

again they shouldn't be pooing here

why would they go retrieve the dead ball when there's supposed to be one in the fucking bucket?

>>150575212
This

It's trained on reddit and mainstream media articles. Garbage in/garbage out.

>Even Munster is shit talking Bellamy on commentary for playing Hughes
Retire Bellamy. It's time for Des Hasler to come in and put these boys back on track

Seethecos.

>>150575250
Battle of Brisbane week 2 would be fun

>>150575250
Dolphins need
>Roosters to lose
>To win by 14+ against a Canberra reserve side
It would be fucking absurd, but this year I kind of expect it.

>no ball in the bucket
This would never happen in a serious sport, imagine a tennis player being penalised for not finding a ball in time

>>150575250
Need the Poopeetohs to do something

POORMBACK

BUCKET KARMA

>>150575273
They fucked it up last week they should’ve won by more than they did, let in too many tries

Souths are going to do it for their old mate Mark Nicholls

please stop letting in late tries you can't win GF by doing this

>>150575277
Eh is he wearing a Mario cap?

THE POO CURSE
THE TOILET WAS AN OMEN

Doesn't need to be 14+ if poosters get heemed (they will)

poorm are going to lose by a poo and there's going to be a shitpoorm over that bucket

>Melbourne GM yelling at officials on the sideline
Rest easy lads. The NRL will reverse this decision. Melbourne win by default

Broncgodbros... we can't choke again can we...

>>150575296
mario bros are plumbers m8 plus they lay pipes all the time

>what is it
bunker laying down the law

Warbrick is a mong. If he’d grown up playing footy or actually paid attention he’d know not to kick the ball away because you’re using that ball and it’s the only ball. He’s dumb even for a winger

this lispy bunker faggot always goes with the on field decision

>>150575338
1st correct post by irish in at least 4 years

>grazes your arm hair
That's a knock on mate you lose

You cannot take another two, no no no no no

dumbest fucking strip ever
right in front of the ref
right in front of the sticks

>another poo
this is banking bad ju ju

the thing i hate the most about poos is that the clock ticks down

>>150575302
Roosters will win. It will be a repeat of Sin Bin Sunday
>Radley
>Crichton
>Leniu
>Collins
All suspended
>Walker knocked out
>Cheese's phone gets cracked by the cops and half the Roosters squad are charged for drug offences
Season over.

Will the poo curse carry into the finals? The Broncos have taken so many poos

would (you) buy your gf a ticket so she could hold up her walsh sign at the footy lads

>>150575384
I'd be on the other side holding it too

>>150575338
Marky Mark is the best winger in the game precisely because he finished Grade 10 and can read the plays on the white board.

>>150575382
Poo curse never applied in the finals

poorm ARE the peem of DIVERS fuck me dead

Every team except raidgods look like pure shit this whole season

Lmao melbourne absolutely buckled for the season. Bellamy should have rested these fags.

Walsh running around like a goose after that penalty, playing for the cameras

Remember 2023, this can be won

>>150575413
Canterbury looked solid up until Gus did his usual shit. Now they will be washed.

>>150575384
My missus is a massive Jurbo fangirl and yes I would and intend to bring her to a game at Brookvale Oval and she can bring a sign if she’s so inclined, and if she reckons she can do better with Jake she’s free to get divorced and I might even meet my future 25yo preferably brown wife at the same game

Reece Crampsh

walsh murder suicide paps

>>150575273
If the Roosters lose then their margin of loss will deduct from the Phins needed win margin. The Roosters play first so the Phins will know before kick off what they need to do (plan for mad Monday after the Chooks put 50 on the Rabbits).

Can some zoomer explain to me why its acceptable for men to wear nail polish?

>>150575430
k

>Billy basically standing still with the intercept looking for support
kek

EAT SHIT MELBOURNE

KING BILLY

1/1 lads

BRONCGOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>150575445
Some broads probably like it

>>150575441
The Roosters game has every chance of deacending into complete chaos. Even if they win they might fuck their season. But with Walker they might just put 60 on Bunnies.

BRONCCCCCCCGOOOOOOOODDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

thank you based Walters

>>150575445
men do their own business, you sound like a woman asking about shit that doesn't effect you

You can't win from outside the top 4

Storm are dead and Bulldogs are bad. It's literally a two horse race between Raiders and Broncos

I’m changing my tip, the Doggies will beat these shitcunts next week

Remember when Broncos and Penrith weren't going to make the 8?

>>150575474
based painted nails poof (pnp)

>>150575466
The chaos game was when both teams were contenders. Bunnies are disabled cripples right now. Chooks don't care about them. No tension to the match.

>>150575487
NAS out suspended. Hughes gone for the season. BUT

>Kiraz out
>Hayes out
Unless Gus eats his pride and puts Reed and Sexton back, the Bullcucks will lose.

>>150575445
he is raising his daughter by himself and he lets her paint his nail or something

>>150575496
They’ll start caring when they’re getting bashed and losing

>>150575490
Remember r1 when Brandy had Manly winning the comp

should’ve known when the choked hard for Belza’s 600th they were cooked
Poorm never drop milestone games

>>150575519
>Manly favourites
>Canberra wooden spoon

BAHAHAAHAHAH!
can we finally confirm that these purple scumbag cap rorting cockbags are nothing but complete and utter fucken fraud cowards....

but im willing to bet 1000 bucks that despite this loss the dumbarse bookies will make them even shorter in the premiership market... just like they did for some fucken lame ass unknown reason last week....

I just love the BroncGODs

>If I was Reecy I would be going straight home to the toilet bowl
Matty Johns show, classy as always.

If Brisbane win the hip Walsh will have to get his toilet removed and installed in the Broncos clubroom as a historical relic

>broncos have to play raiders week 1 at Allianz
gg 2ez

>>150562533
This poor taste post jinxed the Storm tonight

they could put it next to the cubicle that Karmichael, Boyd & Thaiday were in

Ancient references

Do they just rest everybody now?
Not much to play for as cant make top 4 anymore.

Retard

>>150575608
They'll half arse it and get thrashed early. Manly will click on to the fact that they have a free win and ease up. Final score will be 32-10 ish

Should the Poothers rest up? Kek probably better off playing Cucknulla

>>150575586
It'll be at Canberra m8

broncucks will get heemed by the pooders in week 1 and the poosters in week 2. boom. straight sets.

WE DIDN'T INSTALL THE TOILET
IT WAS ALWAYS FLOWING SINCE THE WORLD'S BEEN TURNING

Fucking eat shit Bellamy you stupid cunt lmao, didn't even need the win, my Broncgods needed that...and he plays all his stars and gets an L and a broken wrist for his star playmaker lmao fucking gorgeous stuff

Raiderps now premiership favs at 3.50... storm drifted out to 4.50

gonna be soooo embarrassing when the green machine choke harder than the 2009 dargons.

>>150575914
dolphins* in week 2

>>150576010
i fucking wish but we all know that souffs wont deliver

>2015
>broncs lose to storm in final round
>go on to lose gf
>2023
>broncs lose to storm in final round
>go on to lose gf
>2025
>broncs beat storm in final round
What do we think bros

>>150576020
Broncgods vs gayders grand final.
Benny will score the winning try and make up for his legendary cockup on its 10 year GF anniversary.

Who wants to stay up and talk about the BroncGODs with me

>>150576008
Broncos into $5.50, I got on last week @ $10

>>150576120
Bet. Remember the 2023 gf?

LOL sharks only won 3 of 37 against top 8 teams over past 7 years????

what a fucken dud team they are, glad i dont support them. lololol

>>150576183
No one does anon

>>150576183
>dud team
Their nrlw side is a Dudd team

Top 4 stats are pretty interesting honestly. Despite Broncos "struggling" all season they're pretty close in stats with most points scored and biggest average winning margin. Dogs have smallest points conceded but also fewest points scored and biggest average losing margin. Raiders and Dogs will obviously pump their stats a bit after they play this week though.

>>150576232
>the only team to have lost as many as they won away from home
Look over the past 25 years at the teams that won the comp and where they ranked for points conceded. Top 2 more often than not. There are outliers of course

>>150576482
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>>150576065
sticky has always had the broncos sorted, they just bully them up the middle the entire game and they just petrol them until the inevitable win
sticky would be drooling at the opportunity to meet the broncos in the GF

>>150574315
Yes it did my friend. Yes it did.
UP THE FUCKING BRONX CUNT LETS FUCKING GO I LOVE MY BRONCGODS KANT

suppose I shoulda posted it like this
GL LaffinGOAT lad

YEAH WE REALLY NEEDED A NEW THREAD AYE LADS GOTTA HAVE ME DAY SPECIFIC THREADS

>>150583523
Yes. Yes we did.

Based whistling ad

>>150583523
>YEAH WE REALLY NEEDED A NEW THREAD AYE LADS GOTTA HAVE ME DAY SPECIFIC THREADS