Thread 150568367

discussing isak is frowned upon until further notice

>>150568367 (OP)
Reminder that there is no room for racism in the beautiful game

I hate niggers

i would've made a better thread but sharMOOT won't allow me to make anything without a 300s timer and then wants me to give him my email(so it can be leaked to the cia when this honeypot falls down) to verify my identity.
fuck off sharMOOT.

>>150568401
Just give them your burner

*waddles into the thread*

>>150568398
>cape verde
its okay he has the pass for this post

I'M UNBELEAFABLE
OOOOOOOOOOH!!!

>>150568520
is this the amazing thing you were waiting to post

>>150568593
never said I had anything in the hopper, but certainly wasn't going to throw coals into the 'ol brain fire in a dying thread. As for my hilarious post above? can't kuwait take full credit for that one

>>150568656
80m

>>150568671
70m + add ons

AMORIM JUST RESIGNED
LMAO

>>150568656
Has the best underlying stats out of the 3 blundershita strikers that have made the move to the Prem and they're all 90 million.
I feel like a lot of clubs felt Bayern had him on lock so they didn't bother trying
Al-Newmosque gave it a go and got their reward

>>150568656
umapyoi

>>150568686
>its real
who is going to come in? ange? mourinho?

>>150568716
Southgate

>>150568627
i have the perfect reaction pepe for your post but guess what?
sharmoot won't let me upload files.

>>150568716
no, i posted the other day what will happen
mourinho ten hag ole triumvirate managership

>>150568757
preventing third worlders from uploading images is actually a good thing

>>150568686
At 11PM? Rude.

>>150568811
>At 11PM? Rude
think that was their previous manager

>>150568757
>I have the perfect reaction
>sharmoot won't let me upload files

>>150568828
Legit forgot about Ruud. What's he up to now?

>>150568864
I dunno but he's not looking good

Fuck you I'm not checking

>>150568983
>even thinking about checking
It's too late I already bamboozled ya good 'n proper

if any other 150m player had 0 contributions in 4 starts they would be getting crucified, fuck me the protection in this country is unreal

>>150568784
okay?
why are you upset

>>150569000
!

SCREAMING

>>150569586
Just for that, the Coutinho money is stretching 50m further

i thought Antony would've cooked in the wingback position.

come back to PL la

>>150570195
qatar is a new level of mercernary status
do they even pay as much as saudis

>>150570276
they certainly don't dine out on the bank of coutinho pardner

>>150570038
Such a goated crashout

Amorim is a handsome lad. Only reason he hasn't been sacked yet me thinks.

>>150570316
Hi Jamie

>>150570097
Maybe it's a stamina issue. I never watched him in La liga, did he play many 90 minute games ?
Wingback is even more demanding stamina wise.

https://x.com/AVFCOfficial/status/1963187967792656855
>tfw blessed with jadon sancho training vid where he shows some delightful emotions
>my webm for retard app isn't working as well as it used to
noooooooooo

> Kurt Zouma has signed in as new Cluj player in Romania, deal sealed today.
fucking romanian league

>>150570195
we need a proper esl to just dominate this shit league to death

Ate 4 packets of crisps today

>>150570982
Rookie numbers

>>150570997
thats the most clickbait shit ive ever seen
100 packets of "crisps" aka chips, even at 100 calories a bag, which they arent they're like 300, is 10000 already. add in 40 chocolate bars? no way.
either he's way over 10k calories or the 100 packets of "crisps" and 40 chocolate bars is #fakenews.

aaaarsenal

I know it's tinfoil but the Jackson to Bayern transfer is weird as fuck, something dodgy going on there

can't wait for the bombshell statement ed aarons promised

well said mo

agreed?

>>150572521
this'll be the biggest bombshell next to indy breaking the rodrygo to liverpool move

>>150572702
KEK MCALLISTER

https://x.com/BackseatsmanLFC/status/1816392201296826804?s=19
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/mar/02/liverpool-john-henry-luis-suarez-clause

The noise from the Furlough Club is really funny when their cowboy owner openly admitted to illegally ignoring a release clause because he didn't like it

>>150572895
Liverpool managed to convince Suarez to stay for one more season, rendering the buyout clause moot. If Suarez was truly desperate to go to Arsenal, he could have dragged the club for it. He simply got convinced he'd get a way better offer than Arsenal next summer (he did) and chose not to pursue it any further. Newcastle tried to convince Isak to stay as well. They simply failed and wisely realized he would hold literally negative value to the club while remaining and striking, while his transfer value would drop astronomically with each passing window. It's not some deep conspiracy.

Dean Windass and Paul Gascoigne sharing a joke, amongst other things.

Back when touching other people's genitals without warning was regarded as 'banter'.

The snowflakes don't even allow sexual assault anymore. Utter woke nonsense.

>>150573008
Who do you think is the better player as someone who watches them both for the national team,
Glock14 or AI9.0

>>150569586
The club invested the coutinho money into bitcoin and there's still £60m left plus 300 billion IbizaFinalBossCoin

>>150573097
Because in the 80s lad banter was

>hahaha I grabbed his cock, then he got hard so at that point itd have been rude not to finish him off hahahha. It was fucking hilarious. Get another round in Baz

What will it take to actually get the Glazers out, lads?

What the fuck does this even mean?

>>150573635
The club is literally called Arse Anal

He means he wants to have gay sex with him

>>150573635
Super Mik wants to suck his cock

yes I was told liverpool doesn't buy the league

Apparently just saying '2 trophies eh' is not a good way of coaching

>Djed Spence: I’ll be so proud to be first Muslim to play for England
Wtf i support England now

>>150573700
>>150573761
How does that help arsenal with winning trophies tho?
>>150573820
Was it autism?

Will Leverkusen be the fastest Title-winners to relegation story in the TV era ?

If you have a few hours to spare, the Paqueta findings PDF is incredible: https://www.thefa.com/-/media/files/thefaportal/governance-docs/discipline-cases/2025/the-fa-v-lucas-paqueta.ashx

>“The FA was not altogether certain what case it was presenting against the Player” (Paqueta).

>>150573820
>Doesn't get along with the staff he brought in himself
Based Erik

>>150573845
Trophies?

>>150573843
don't think it counts if they're converts

>>150573900
imagine when 115 drops

>>150568656
the striker market is beyond fucked up.

all the belgian manchester united fans ive spoken to recently are elated that their team has signed senne lammens

>>150574015
He doesn't even play for a good Belgian side

>>150573963
>when
have fun reading them in 2050

>>150573820
It's not really a new thing but this trend of putting relevant emojis at the end of sentences is fascinating. And by fascinating I mean really weird but I'm not really an emoji user, so.

>>150573845
>Was it autism?
Sure seems like it. An other twitter account reporting on it said he basically did stuff without any emotion and the Leverkusen guys were really weirded out by it. He also kept trying to buy players from "his" agency.

>>150574032
yeah but they are the oldest club in belgium and you can't buy that

>>150574049
>An other twitter account reporting on it said he basically did stuff without any emotion and the Leverkusen guys were really weirded out by it. He also kept trying to buy players from "his" agency.
Sounds like ten gag alright

/epl/ I don't like your posts lately, give me 20 pushups

>>150574015
The whole transfer feels pretty sketchy to me. If he is that good then why didn't he make it to the belgian national side with two kids his age in it. Also 3 out of 4 of the keepers in belgian NT came from Genk and that kid did not. If they got scammed at least they only wasted 20mil.

>>150574032
Manure isn't a good side either. So they both fit each other well.

>>150574176
>you can't buy that
Heard that Liverpool said they'll give it a good go.

Salah don't rate these new guys AT ALL

>>150573900
He needs to sue them. He was heading to Man City and they destroyed his life off some shit they read on twitter cost him millions.

>>150574679
Not surprised. He's already seen with his own eyes how dogshit Wirtz is. Probably looking at him in training the way Bellamy looked at Charlie Adam. He's also witnessed the kind of locker room cancer Isak is. Mo is a good guy who's dragged that club to relevancy and this is his reward? Nah he deserves way way better.

>>150574690
That affair is also the reason Man City made a last minute panic buy for shitter Matheus Nunes who has cost them countless games ever since.

>>150574679
One's been MIA for like 3 matches and the other he hasn't even played together. It makes sense.

if you aren’t a supporter of the top six (at least), then you simply don’t deserve attention

>>150574904
sunderchad?

>>150574923
Where are the Manchester brothers?

>>150574308
common consensus is mike penders (who signed for chelsea last year) is the best one and is now at strasbourg, then senne lammens and then maarten vandevoordt.

lammens was in the belgium setup previously but he was DROPPED for this inernational break mainly because he was involved in a transfer and not playing any games

>>150575154
This guy's face is weird. He just looks different in every picture I've seen of him

A man accused of "using his car as a weapon" by deliberately driving into crowds of Liverpool FC fans has pleaded not guilty to 31 charges.

More than 130 people, including eight children, were injured when a Ford Galaxy car struck pedestrians on Water Street in Liverpool City Centre, as fans celebrated the club's Premier League victory parade on 26 May.

Former Royal Marine Commando Paul Doyle, 53, faces charges including causing grievous bodily harm with intent and dangerous driving.

He appeared at Liverpool Crown Court via videolink from prison where he answered "not guilty" as each of the charges were put to him.

fine afternoon gentlemen, would like to remind you it's finally arsenal year this time, the double is slowly cooking and it's gonna be glorious.

>>150568383
baseball has plenty of racism though

>>150575260
bvt.. /epl/ svid this stvry wvs mvmvryhvlvd....

>>150570982
get a grip of yourself

dont tell anyone i told you but mourinho west ham

>>150575380
Don’t understand why he didn’t go to the MLS desu, then again slow Italian teams and him counter attacking could go well

>>150573950
You must be a hindu pajeet. For some reason hindus seen to think muslim is an ethnicity like hinduism and judaism when it's actually just a religion with certain ideology and philosophy.

>>150574015
How do they feel about de cuyper signing for the next league winners?

>>150575607
His wife picked his move, she wants a nice holiday in Italy. We all know Jamie has absolutely no balls, despite le heckin kicking the flag video and old tweets, because his wife has them in her handbag.

>>150575713
This is true btw.

>>150575713
Doing what your wife says is actually chad behaviour and opposite of having no balls

>>150574032
Tbf Royal Antwerp has a pretty long history with Man United. It used to be Man United loanee club back in 90s to 2000s

>>150575797
You wouldn't know the context of him being forced to lose loads of mates he met in football and additionally forking out millions of pounds due to his wife's vanity-led and entirely-avoidable court issues so your sarcasm can be ignored.

>>150574015
of course they're elated, I'm elated
onana and bayindir have cocked up in every game they've played this season

odd seeing so many Scousers laughing at TAA's latest Calvin Klein adverts
of course they forget when Salah posed like a fucking poof in GQ

>>150575929
If he wasn't a brown manlet that's not a terrible fit

>>150573820
He should be our NT coach ngl
No need to get along with anyone since all of them are scum
The players need more pushups as they’re already dying 30 minutes into the match
And it’s better for the locker room to stay cold since these retards think they’re shooting a reality show

Martin Samuel getting the kid on work experience at The Times to compile a list of every single transfer in Premier League history in chronological order so that he can spread the dispassionate and worthless list across his next 20 columns, saving him valuable lunchbreaks of writing columns people want to read.

Liverpool won't win the league this season. That defence is shocking.

Cheesy brisket chips at Aston Villa
£14

>>150575988
PGMOL have saved them in two of their three matches so I expect it will continue all season. They won't win the league though. Really they should be doing the quad with the money they've spent, but the media will find some way to defend them.

>>150575697
no, just in the context of first muslim X, doesn't actually mean anything if they're not from a muslim country or background. it's like saying the first female X but it's actually a transman

>>150576073
I bet we can even find a stupid decision in that third match as well if we bothered looking (rather than relying on reports from sources such as BBC Sport's Phil McNulty - literally just Google the cunt and read his bio on the right - who is somehow allowed to write official match articles for Liverpool).
We all knew it at the start of the season, they will get at least one baffling decision in their favour in every single match due to Jota murdering his brother and killing himself.

>Chelsea SNUBBED
ohnonononono...

>>150576156
>>150576073
Seek help.

>>150576156
>I bet we can even find a stupid decision in that third match as well if we bothered looking

I guess you didnt watch it cos you really dont need to look at all, its right in front of you

Scouser up 42 minutes early today and seething over a Google search he typed out one finger at a time like an old woman

>>150576181
Wow. Crazy how many clubs have been snubbed this window in favour of Liverpool when there was no mention of the snubbed club ever being in for the player until after they had signed for Liverpool. Just mad really.

>>150576230
There were no reports because uh you know, it petered out, it died on the vine when Isak rejected them

>>150576012
14 pounds is a bit much. Spring onions as a garnish on these fast food is really nice though.

>>150576012
14 pounds?
robbery

>>150575988
The defence just doesn't matter when they can throw on 200 attackers in the 90+25th minute

>>150576271
Yeah that's definitely what it was.

Please stop talking to Sesko. I don't want to hear him saying things like "I need to increase my level. English football is the best in the world. I need time to improve" after playing Grimsby and Burnley.

>>150576012
can't taste the chips with all that gunk on top

>>150576335
You'd think a striker coming in to replace these bums would be pretty confident

>>150576335
>Please stop talking to Sesko.
Meanwhile this is literally is the case when it comes to Isak
ALL media duties for Sweden have been rejected and it's just as well, since he'll be asked difficult questions such as "how happy are you to join Liverpool?"

>BREAKING: The reasons Erik Ten Hag was sacked by Bayer Leverkusen (reported by Bild):
>He did not get along with ANYONE at the club, not even his own staff that he brought to Germany himself.
>He interfered with the planning and only proposed players from his own agency.
>The players did NOT understand why doing push ups was just as important as ball work.
>The atmosphere within the club was extremely cold.
>The players had no idea what they had to do during matches.
> The club wanted to sack him much earlier and believe they took too long.
> He is now considered the worst coach in their club history.

>>150576575
>He interfered with the planning and only proposed players from his own agency.

unfortunately for Erik, not every club is as retarded as Man Utd

>>150576575
how hard could pushups be for 150 pound men with 2% body fat? I need to know how many they were doing

BREAKING: Benjamin Sesko has been left out of Man United's Champions League squad

>>150576733
Seskbros… were in trouble

>>150576733
I knew it

1. Sesko
2. Ekitike
3. Gyokeres
4. Mbuemo
5. Woltemade

9001. Delap

>>150576622
come watch the 2nd half :)
https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone

>>150577027
The international equivalent of non league shite

If a nation isn't ranked in the top 10 I shan't be watching

>>150577049
We need a derogatory term for shit international teams

>>150577027
would rather watch dota 2 TI than this boring ball if am being completely transparent with you here.

>>150576143
Again different thing. It's like saying you're not a real communist because you are American and not Chinese or Russian or Cuban.

Can't wait to see the epic clash between the great nations of Luxembourg vs Northern Ireland in the UEFA qualifying round later on today lads

>>150569586
So glad I caught that.

>>150577192
Mo the paki liverpoo supporter having these retarded discussions with jason "the coke sniffer" cundy are a bit amusing, wonder if he still calls up? haven't seen tallkshite in a minute

>>150577250
A minute isn’t a very long time

>>150577328
your mother was saying this to me the other night

>>150577123
does james 2gd still host it

>>150577415
who keeps letting you out?
*stuffs you right back into the locker*

>newcastle should have simply not played a striker for the season instead of paying £65 m + for a german that really should have been £50 m and £55 for a 29 year old wissa, because saving £20 m or so is more important than having actual strikers on the pitch because that's how I would do it on my fm25
You niggers are literally and clinically retarded.

>>150577442
can you leaf me alone it was only a question

Overrated imho desu

>>150577471
Not even sure he's top 10.

>>150577503
Go on

>>150577515
Jaap Stam, Vidic, John Terry, Sol Campbell, Rio Ferdinand, off the top of my head.

>>150573008
I didn't read all that shit but John W Henry openly admitted Wenger had triggered the release clause so there's no use arguing with me about it

>>150577555
that's 5

this woman in my class is from birmingham and said she's a huge football fan (soccer) in her introduction. how do I flirt with her? what club do you think she supports?

>>150577619
surprised you can stand her accent m8

>>150577451
we only do that gimmick to foreigners

>>150577619
can't beat alabama women, best of luck

>>150577619
>this woman in my class is from birmingham
>how do I flirt with her?
ask her out for a curry?
>what club do you think she supports
QPR

>>150576230
the amount of propaganda from that camp this summer has been obscene.
i've heard from americans that fsg are notorious for doing this stuff

>>150577594
And none of that matters unless the player himself agrees to go. Suarez publicly stated that he wanted to stay for one more season within a week of the buyout clause getting triggered. He himself chose not to go to Arsenal because he got convinced better offers were coming.

Bros I thought you told me Ornstein was Tier S++++++++++ Diamond Gigaplus?? What happened to Guehi to Liverpool?????????

>>150577690
Here's the thing, all of that is solely your opinion pulled out your arsehole and John W Henry knew the same which is why he lied about it, because if he'd told Wenger it would've ended up in court

>>150577712
No it's actually just facts. Suarez did get convinced that Arsenal were beneath him.
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2013/aug/14/luis-suarez-liverpool

Bros Ornstein said... and Romano said... and the guardian said............. guehi was getting his medical done... he was going to play for the reds bros............... what happened.........my world is falling apart

>>150577738
*shits self*

>>150577738
its quite simple

>search Ronaldo on Google
>first thing like that comes up this feminine looking tranny that apparently plays for the Portuguese NT
>not the Brazilian GOAT and tranny fucker
bloody zoomers

>>150577471
You say that, but you are retarded.

HERE WE GO!..................................to a 3rd place league finish

>>150576335
Didn't you hear? Sesko was injured for those games, we will see the real Sesko unleashed once he has recovered!

>>150577825
this wasnt you too was it? >>150577781

>>150577840
Ornmong has the scoop bros! Just waiting on indy for the confirmation

>>150577825
>21.4m views
wtf, match highlights on yt only get 1m views

>Fraudizio
>Ornjew
>lies, hearsay and other such nonsense
>Indygoda
>Pure truths, elite network of insiders, secret details the other frauds would never know (Eze shouting YES in the cab), all this while providing delicious food to the local youths

FIGHT

>>150577825
>January transfer for a third of the price
/tlf/

>>150578011
COME ON SEATTLE

Man United in the Premier League this season:

Highest xG (6.78)
Most touches in opposition box (99)
Most shots (58)
Second-most shots on target (16)

>>150569586
>The Coutinho money

>>150578097
wins v grimsby (0)

>>150578097
3 points off the top of the table
he's serious this season

>England U17 2-1 Venezuela U17
Game stopped twice due to racist abuse towards England. Metz's Brian Madjo and Chelsea's Ryan Kavuma-McQueen scored the goals for England.
>England U19 2-0 Ukraine U19
Divine Mukasa (Manchester City) and Shumaira Mheuka (Chelsea) scored the goals.
>England U18 3-1 Uzbekistan U18
Luca Williams-Barnett (Spurs), Alejandro Rodriguez (Olympique Lyonnais) and Ryan McAidoo (Manchester City) with the goals.

Nobody has really stood out in these friendlies that we don't already know are good/decent. England U21 are playing on the 8th.

Norway have no midfield, it's just that fraud Odegaard ghosting all the minutes away

Please God... I didn't want the big city life here in pengdon... I wanted to live in Bootle... why God why, why hast thou forsaken me

>>150578207
there's norway they'll be able to hold up

>>150577725
>Due to all the people's affection I will be staying

>>150578249
Your posts Jamaica me crazy.

>>150578097
Give him a 10 year contract immediately

>>150577802
No, you.

>>150577606
Winterburn, Keown, Adams, Kompany, Bruce, Pallister, Carvalho, Toure, Hyppia, Silva. Then you could argue about the likes of Dias, Gabriel, Saliba, Romero, VdV, Stones.

Arsenal fags unironically believe that Suarez wanted to join their banter club over Liverpool. Even when Liverpool were in the mud under Brenny, Arsenal would have been a downgrade.

Daniel Levy resigned

>>150578063
Nope. Guehi is staying at CP until the end of the season and leaving on a free. It's more money for him, makes his PR look better and cucks CP. If Liverpool are winning everything like they should be after £450m spent and record breaking signings, he might agree to join to get his winner medals.

>>150578314
End of an era... I can't post this any more.

What the FUCK? He's actually gone. What's going on

>>150578255
He doesn't get it anyway, I don't care about suarez or what he felt it's irrelevant to the subject. Henry knew he'd get in trouble and lied about it, and has admitted to lying about it, the histrionics about contracts and agreements are void when Furlough FC made a mockery of them years ago. It's not the first time he has been associated with corruption and breaking the law either.

Oh my word

Tottenham fans should thank Levy every day for what he’s done for that club.

They could have gambled more but Jesus Christ what he’s built them and left them with is unbelievable

>Harold Maguire moved to Manchester United in 2019 for a fee believed to be £80 million, a world-record amount for a defender
>Van Dijk cost Liverpool just £70m in the same year

>>150578377
swedes are now honourary scouse

>>150578377
would have to beata me away with a stick to prevent me from opening the car door for her

>>150578385
Both about as good as each other

>>150578305
that's 15 now baka

Cmon bro

>>150578392
>>150578377
Beautiful, reminds me of Abs

>>150578305
Ah yes the famous centre back Nigel Winterburn

>scrap all internationals outside of qualifiers and tournaments and put qualifiers on in the summer of odd years
agree or disagree?

>>150578314
>It's actually true
Oy vey

>>150578166
Bro is playing connect 4 instead of being a manager

>>150578442
you got us with amorim yesterday, no one like a gimmick being run into the ground

>>150578431
international break is fine imho and i don't even watch the stuff
this one two weeks into the season is stupid though

>>150578426
I swore Winterburn played CB at some point but guess I was wrong.

>>150578415
Nobody compares about our Abs x

>>150578469
>international break is fine
weirdo

>>150578469
>international break is coincides with Week 1 of the NFL season
fishy to me

>>150578469
You gotta play it sometime and you gotta have players have a 'rest'. Though look at how many injuries this season already. We're at what, 5 ACLs already? About 10 serious injuries in the PL alone? Look at all the 'pull outs' for the internationals as well. Though England is a clusterfuck because for some reason Tuchel called in fucking Henderson and Rashford.

Tuchel is even more retarded that Southgate isn't he? This is Blatter and Infantino all over again.

daniel levy stepped down btw, the jew is no MORE.

Wtf is's actually real

>>150578578
I truly don't understand why he did it. It's not like the left wing is a shit position any more. You got Eze, Madueke, Gordon and Bowen... and that's just the players who have played there. I just don't understand why Rashford was picked over Grealish who has actually done well while Rashford is getting subbed off at half time. Curtis Jones could also play LW and he has more right than Rashford. Did Tuchel just see
>Marcus Rashford; Barcelona
and go
>Wow Barcelona are good, they have Messi and Suarez and Ineista and Xavi and Ronaldo! Get him in!

change for tottenham chads... we won

>>150578635
>Vinai Venkatesham new CEO
hello sir

>>150578722
CEO is different Levy's replacement is Peter Charrington former CEO of Citi Bank
dont really know much about him to be honest

>>150578746
but Charrington is non-executive, whereas Levy was. that's the correct move btw, the Chairman shouldn't really be an executive, I have no idea why Levy had his fingers in all those pies to begin with.

So ENIC Out managed what Arsenal fans' spergeouts never came close to achieving?

Why do Spurs mog Arsenal so hard?

make the joke as elaborate as you like, not buying it not checking

cant believe amorim and levy quit on the same day

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/crmewl2x7pmo

called this years ago

paqueta was legally vexed by someone who wanted to stop his transfer to city, and i guarantee it was one of the american clubs

>>150578800
Joe Lewis is 88 and people are saying his heir is his daughter Vivienne who is now taking over.

all the posts going back months from Spurs fans online are saying Vivienne Lewis hates Daniel Levy and thinks he's a bitch and wants him out

>>150578850
He was guilty as fuck tbf

>>150578746
>Peter Charrington
Is he Jewish?

why dont other clubs simply chant at games they want their chairman out? are they stupid?

very well put

>>150578635
>former arseSAARnal jeet now the most powerful man at the club
>person directly replacing Levy(Peter Charrington) is a rat banker with no football experience
they're gonna fucking miss him and look back on the last 20 years as a golden age

>>150578994
Let's be clear here, no players "dream move" is to Liverpool. Even Liverpool fans can't wait to get away from the club.

>>150579007
This is a temporary move to finalise the sale of Tottenham to Qataris, who will then bring in their own executive team. They might even bring Levy back lmao.

>>150579007
the golden era of 2 trophies in 25 years?

>>150579024
Okay, Dave. Done sniffing bins yet?

indy not trusting his own sources

>>150579033
>*state fact*
>Liverpool customer bursts into tears

>>150578871
she's been seen around the club a lot since the europa win. she was even sat next to levy at one of the PL games

>>150579028
reckon it'll be looked upon more favourably than the coming asset stripping/sale to oil money

>>150579076
I can't find any pictures of her online

>>150579076
you are welcome to your pessimism only time will tell

No Levy is mad
Why'd he fire Ange then

>>150579045
Too ridiculous a story for even are Indy to believe

Onana was exceptional at Inter Milan and his previous clubs.

If Man Utd had Liverpools defensive capability he would have been a success.

>>150578614
This can't be true, where's my main man Flo

>>150579109
Apparently all the decisions since that win have been taken by Vinai and not Levy.

>>150578994
>gets held hostage
this fucking faggot

Love the prem
Hate international breaks
Simple as

>>150579318
you’re a faggot

Rewatching that Spurs v Ajax game where Lucas Moura scored in the final second to put them through to the final. Laughing when I see Onana in net for Ajax and Ten Hag managing them.

spuds have spent a fortune though, this myth that levy is some sort of skinflint is based on literally nothing

>>150579368
Canadian it’s time to do you your thing

>>150579368
Still mad about the sack, Levy?

>>150579399
When you compare clubs to Arsenal/Chelsea it's pennies they spent

>>150579399
wages have been a fraction of the other big clubs but youve been told this multiple times

>>150579346
>Vinai
LMAOoooOooOooooooooooooooooooo!

>>150579426
im sorry but it really isn't, you can say they're shit transfers/investments (go kart etc) and I'd agree with you, but they absolutely spend a ton of money

AW is really seething over this kek
STEWING

>>150579426
>When you compare clubs to Arsenal/Chelsea it's pennies they spent
Lumping Chelsea and Arsenal together is itself a joke. Chelsea are in another tier of spending which just gets accepted for some reason, possibly because people get banned for talking about them.

>>150579433
the relevant number for attracting players that you conveniently ignore

>>150579478
What's the 25/26 wage bill?

Btw, only Man United has accurate data because theyre publicly traded. The other clubs are likely higher.

>>150579478
West Ham are such a joke lmao

>>150579478
God United are so embarrassing, hope they finish mid table again

>>150579463
just burst out laughing in the chippy and everyone's looking at me weird but i showed this image to the chipmonger and he started laughing too so at least one other person understands

>>150579478
City number is dubiously low
Haaland's true wages are astronomical

>>150578469
Three before December when the season only starts late August is stupid
I'd rather have two longer ones

>>150579511
reminder: city bought pep's brother an entire football club to play with as his own personal toy

>>150579478
LiverCHADs

>>150579463
And when does does Sesko - the first striker in known history to be last to declare he wants to take a penalty in the outfield 10 - start matches?

>>150579499
Glad they let you out of the care home mate x

>>150579565
you must be confused lad. i'm not casemiro LOL

>>150579539
He will start vs City because Mount is injured.

Btw, Sesko took his penalty last because he had cramp.

>>150579463
Should Bruno be playing so deep? Is he not a liability?

England need to bring Big Sam and his carvery back

>>150579579
Awh bless your disabled socks

Nicholas Jackson to Bayern is straight up money laundering

>>150579511
Not nearly as dubiously low as Liverpool's

>>150579588
He has the most ball recoveries and chances created of any midfielder this season

>>150579610
So he should play higher up the pitch

>>150579496
Lol kys

We are NOT allowed to talk about Chelsea

>>150579630
#10 dont need good ball recovery stats :)

>>150579610
He's going to be a liability until he gets an apology from the referee who nudged him as he walked past. His head just isn't in the game atm.

Don't respect Liverpool and their chequebook manager for buying the league (half a BILLION spent in 2 months).

>>150579597
you must be confused lad. i'm not maguire LOL

>>150579657
He scored the match winning goal against Burnley

We aren't allowed to post these days

>Watch "expert" pundit say whether new signings are tops or flops
>First player up: Wirtz
>"Expert" pundit determination: Tops
>Turn off video

>>150579581
Awfully convenient excuse isn't it?

>>150579663
No confusion :)

>>150579478
It's just guesswork. No one has any idea what wages players are on.

>>150579581
Steven Gerrard scored this goal with such bad cramp that he could barely walk. Sesko couldn't take a fucking PENALTY because of his wittle sowe weg?

>>150579697
Rather inconvenient if you ask me

>>150579685
i have never seen a player shielded so hard by the media before
if anyone else had cost 150m they would be getting slaughtered by now

>>150579700
No confusion? More like No Wins Against Grimsby Since 1946 LOL

>>150579710
He also never won a Premier league title

>>150579741
lol x

>>150579722
Maguire is the 2nd most expensive defender of all time btw

>>150579743
but enough about Man City and their cheating for now

>>150579743
Neither has Sesko you mong lmao

>>150579773
Look who's turned into History FC lol how the tables have turned.

>>150579610
He commits stupid fouls and is always playing with a frown. Always complaining and yapping to the ref about everything.

Frustrating player to watch. Glad he doesn't play for my team.

>>150579775
ok?

>>150579478
maybe some clubs have more of a bonus structure

>Onana came back to Carrington wanting a new contract — he has been of that view since receiving the standard 25 per cent cut for non-qualification to the Champions League — a stance that did not go down well with Amorim. Yet United made no efforts to sell Onana. Monaco were the only club to register a real interest in him but they were informed his price was a minimum £30m. Monaco declined to go further.
>Following the Fulham game Onana’s representatives again checked if United wished for them to seek exit options but they were told not to, and that the player remains a part of Amorim’s plans.

>>150579876
just stating a fact. not sure why you got offended. relegation candidate harry maguire is the second most expensive defender in history.

>>150579876
calm down dave save the melty for 3 am

how often do you pee per day lads?

Arsenal should make Levy their chairman. They would be unstoppable.

>>150579775
It's funny that AI says this isn't true (it says Maguire) while other sites say Gvardiol.

>>150579722
I seen treble winner Grealish who cost 50m less get absolutely fucking slated in the media. Nothing like that for Wirtz though.

>>150579919
deflecting to maguire is just a bizarre comparison, maguire had loads of criticism he was famously getting death threats and dropped form from the criticism, also, whilst stupidly overpriced, he at least had the pl tax and still didn't cost six figures
and it's wild how you lot think anyone who isn't brainwashed must be a supporter of a different northwest club

>>150579680
>refball penalty
I sleep

>The Independent Football Regulator (IFR) has announced a new owners' test that is designed to block "rogue" individuals from buying and running football clubs in England.
so it won't work then, thanks lads

>>150579932
almost once every waking hour. I drink a lot of water.

>>150580124
Based and hydrated pilled

>>150580024
why are you so offended by the simple fact that maguire (15th place finish, no trophies) is the 2nd most expensive defender of all time? calm down.

>>150579806
Liverpool went 30 years without winning a title.

>>150579831
Support your local

>still didn't cost six figures
what the fuck did he mean by this?

>>150580087
Don't foul in the box sweaty x

>One of those critics is former Real Madrid midfielder Toni Kroos, who was blunt in the podcast he co-hosts with his brother Félix.
>“I trust our listeners, but I’d say that roughly half of them have never even heard of Isak. Judge for yourselves. Seriously,” he remarked.
Isak brothers...

About to go take a stinky Wirtz in the loo

>>150580236
Kek he do be shit

>>150580109
They need to kick the fuckin Glazers out

Wirtz looks like a non-league player

>>150580219
When you realize well over half the footballing fanbase only cares about Real Madrid, Barcelona, and Manchester United, be glad guys like Isak are as well known as he is.

>>150580219
Toni Kroos lost 4-3 to Real Sociedad in the Copa Del Rey thanks to two goals from Alexander Isak btw

LEVY OUT
LEVY OUT
LEVY O-ACK

>>150579685
bit stupid that people are talking about if players are flops already. it's also stupid that people are rating the transfer window like any of the new signings are capable of being judged yet

haven't said that, Wirtz is a fucking goddamned flop like the entire goddamned city of Liverpool

Liverpool fans be like
>I'd give a sloppy toppy to Wirtz

Maguire only cost 2 figures, Wirtz cost 3. you can't compare them, you melts

>>150580425
>Scousers begging to give a sloppy toppy to ploppy floppy Wirtz
Wonder if Isa would do it

something kino about a line of players all with van names

>>150580542
hmm netherlands are getting back to their level when they had van persie, sneijder and robben

>>150580542
solid squad except for striker

>>150580542
i'd let a lot of these players top me

>>150580542
most of these players keep me floppy

>>150580242
Extremely antisemitic post. Remember the 109

>>150580542
>>150580595
Imagine if they had prime Ruud

>>150580741
they'd definitely get to another World Cup final

Germany now losing to Slovakia and deservedly so. Wirtz honestly could be the worst player on the pitch. Absolutely fucking woeful.

>>150580542
Do they really have no good strikers?

>>150580785
worst player is comfortably goretzka

>NOOOOO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
>the best AM in the world doesn’t NEED to score, to assist, to control the tempo of the match, to play dangerous through balls
>he’s just the best la’, he’s a red!

>>150580219
he's hardly wrong
mediocre at 2 of his 3 clubs and was never top scorer in the prem
closer to 30 than he is to 20

why do you think no one else in europe was in for him?
does /epl/ think clubs are monitoring chris wood too?

>>150580870
no it's Wirtz. definitely definitely Wirtz

>>150580124
woah, i pee like thrice per day

>>150580977
not very frekwaint that

>>150580906
dont be silly

>>150581016
he's the wortz though

>>150581020
Kek

Don't name who's leading the line for Germany with the lowest score on the pitch. It will only set him off!

>>150580536
Hes not melanin enriched enough

>>150581121
Classic scouse deflection

>Wirtz completely dominating
ABLsissies....

>>150581231
GB any response??

>>150581231
>Wirtz completely dominating
LMAOOOooOooOooooo!!!!!

rudiger with the 0/10 lol

amazing assist by Wirtz there, 2bh

>>150579463
Transfer windows over, there's no need to continue spamming these

No football for like 10 fucking days lads I’m sick to my stomach there’s no point in living
And then the first game back is literally terrorball vs terrorball destined for 0-0
No good games at all until the Sunday
Eugh

>>150580024
>still didn't cost six figures
Homeless mathematician on the streets of manchester typed this

Just told the wife that Guehi isn't coming after all. Fists clenched. Red mist descending. Entire household in tears. God have mercy on me for what I've done

>>150581647
>not watching netherlands poland

blows my mind that there are people looking forward to england v andorra

>>150581864
wouldnt expect indian e-scousers to get it

>>150581864
I would be careful if I were England around Andorra's box

>>150581864
Didn't we already play them last year? I remember a game at the Espanyol stadium.

>>150579907
Amorim is punishing him with banishment to the bench, never to be played again.

>>150581921
4/10

>>150582282
I don't see a good player in there. Typically you get a spark or a flash of something.
Probably getting death threats from the Scousers right now!

>Auschwirtz
>Buchenmade
Liverpoo and Poocastle got absolutely rinsed for this pair of blundesliga shitters

>>150582334
£200m for the pair!

>>150581231
lol stop overdosing on bin fumes dipper

Wirtz got bullied off the ball (which Slovakia subsequently scored from) so easily it should ring alarm bells at Melwood

>>150582282
is lea an actual female evertonian with perhaps a nice set of bazongas?
i just think lea is a name that should be associated with an attractive female but i can't really imagine there's a big supply of nice looking women in liverpool.

>>150582334
more like
>Kimmshit
>Boretzka
>Mittelshite
>Poodiger
>Jonathan Nah

>>150582085
How on earth can you be allowed to be a country that plays international football without a stadium capable of hosting an international match in your entire fucking country
Utter woke nonsense

>>150582429
>Pathetic plastic livermong faggot defending Auschwirtz
He lost the ball for the first goal and then instead of actually tracking back was arguing with Duda.

Wirtz is the only player who Slot wanted
The rest were signed for him

Wirtz will be good next season once they get him on the peds properly

>>150582507
Enough of a sample size to not let him pick any more transfers

christ no country is a bigger fraud factory than germany

>>150582475
Don't care. What was the German defence and midfield doing at the time?

I will continue to rate Florian Wirtz

If Isak somehow flops Lolerpool will have the two most expensive flops of all time on their hands.

>>150582285
they american't all be winners

>>150582553
The midfield had an overrated spacker in it called Flopian Shartz and he was losing the ball

APOLOGIZE

>>150582599
1/10

>>150582615
>Z

>>150582463
it's pathetic and nobody even sees it as an issue or wants to change it

>>150582550
fact, the only good German in the PL was a Turk

>>150582614
he played on the left of a front 3 you didn't even watch the game, as usual

>>150582588
>Isak is going to go from having Murphy who’s entire purpose was to feed him the ball to having Po Palah trying to steal goals and the spotlight from him
Oh he’ll flop alright

>>150582562
i rate him too, 3/10 kek

>>150582429
no one covered themselves in glory tonight

>>150582650
Is that the same Mo Salah who led the top 5 European leagues in assists last season?

>squirtz
>shirtsalez
>aushwirtz
>sparez
>flopping stairz

>>150581864
I'm just watching to see how TRENT™ does in the starting XI

>>150580124
You have diabetes blud

>>150582412
>is lea an actual female evertonian with perhaps a nice set of bazongas?

It's a man, Lea is just a weird spelling of Lee, he's said before

>>150582412
I've heard he isn't actually a toffee and it's just some sort of WUM account. Apparently they're common on twitter (I don't use it so I wouldn't know).

>>150582615
My boy FWingz just needs some time

>>150582728
>>150582749
devastated lads :/
lea is not a lovely female after all.

ngl i'm not seeing a 116m player in auschwirtz

>>150582282
Real talk tho if he goes 007 it's actually over.
The memes are brutal and will bury themselves in his head, no player I know has recovered from that.

>>150582809
more like 16 million.

>>150582728
>Lea is just a weird spelling of Lee
no Leigh is a weird spelling of Lee, Lea is a GIRLS name!

>>150582809
Then you're blind. If Dubravka hadn't pulled off a worldie and Boretzka wasn't a retard then Wirtz would have come out with a goal and assist minimum

>>150572702
a muslim from germany?????

>>150582861
lot of ifs shitty.

Wirtz is younger than Woltemong btw

>>150582873
please don't (You) me if the best players you've seen play for your club in recent history are Shartinelli and Bukrappo Shitta

>>150582809
200-300k tops

No but really tho #WirtzNation I'm genuinely scared

seems like another havertz where he isn't really good at anything and don't have a role but picks up the odd goal here and there

WOLTEMADE YOU? HEY
GOTTA NO RESPECT
WHATTA YA THINK YA DO?
WHY-A YOU LOOK-A SO SAD

>>150582917
Havertz has one special move which is heading goals in from crosses into the box

>>150582917
>picks up the odd goal here and there
How does that apply to Wirtz?

some players just have one special move that they have mastered and their entire game is based around it. Kovacic at Man City for instance does this thing where he receives the ball then rapidly accelerates through the midfield unexpectedly and eats up ground before passing it off. He's mid or poor at everything else but that one thing he's elite at.

I HATE it when people post big booty latinas I HATE it

>>150582885
don’t be mad at me when Liverpool signed the second most expensive flop of all time.

>>150582944
Because Wirtz career existed prior to him joining Liverpool

>>150582412
He's a tank topped bumboy

>>150582917
Wirtz has a role. He's a 10 who can play on the wing if you need to shoehorn a shit over the hill Bayern player into the team

Wonder how long it will be before Liverpool customers turn on Wirtz

100 mil euros for Woltemade. I can't believe it. What the fuck were they thinking?

>>150583063
if he's seen are abs it's already happened

not my money :)

oof

Need Wirtz to score at Burnley Away

>>150583256
Who is that fraudulent careless player for Germany who loses the ball and it results in his team conceding a goal?

I'm going to start calling it international fortnight

actually quite surprised how quickly this international fortnight is passing by

mad how the FA can ruin a players career to please their american masters and get away with it

If they can force Roman to sell, they can force the Glazers to sell.

>>150582906
https://x.com/AnfieldWatch/status/1963673581222842678
Just watched this and it reminded me that Isak will unlock Wirtz and I'm calm now

>>150582861
>if only Wirtz was better, he would have better stats
Yes.

A tray of 10 sausages at Whitehawk FC
£6

How come annoying autists in here don't argue about weekly matchday attendances per club? I bet you could get some mileage out of that

>>150583256
lol why didn't they track the goalscorer

>>150583482
Murphy unlocked Isak. Isak doesn't unlock players.

>>150583597
Corr

>>150583633
ive seen some arguments about certain clubs lying about their attendance numbers

>>150583680
Let's be real here Isak made made shitters like him and Gordon look good not the other way around,
Murphy is living off that 1 great pass to Isak

mental how riled up fans of “the other 14” get about the likes of my club spending top dosh on world class talent.. like why?
you’re not worthy of my attention whatsoever. imagine the seethe when we get olise and guehi in january

only at a shitcunt club like newcastle would the likes of jacob murphy and anthony gordon be considered legends. those tinpot cunts will probably build a shrine to isak once the grieving phase wears off

>>150583256
don't think i'll ever forget that scouse mong comparing this clown to kevin de bruyne

>>150584038
>my club
What’s your corporate title at Fenway Sports Group m9?

>>150584151
Esteemed Customer, just like me

>>150584038
sure but psr keeps the smaller 14 down and allows you to buy our players

also the expanded CL increases the gap further

>>150584787
wheres the lie

>>150584848
maybe no lie but

we need to
>scrap the homegrown quota
>scrap the u21 league
>not allow youth players to compete in a competition unless they're registered in the first team squad
>allow unlimited loans of u21 players in and out

then young players will get more gametime, if not in the PL at least other leagues

>>150585093
well the fundamental problem desu is that the premier league is so competitive and rich (and failure means lost revenue) that you cant really risk playing youth that much outside of early FA cup rounds or league cup or whatever
i get what owen meant about elliott not ever playing in front of salah but he did get 150 appearances for liverpool and would have had more if not for that bad injury

>>150585365
yeah but there's plenty of other places for youngsters to play, the problem is things keeping them back from those places

Breaking News:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XufOXia_NyU

>>150585814
well yeah that's what i said. the thing keeping them back is most teams cant risk throwing on kids cause the stakes are too high
think there's a path for a lot of guys like (my liverpool bias) morton to lyon or quansah to leverkusen to get a lot of playtime in a lesser league and maybe they come back someday
was reading earlier that quansah has a buyback clause but also an agreed contract if the buyback clause is activated, feel like he might be back to liverpool in a year or two if he plays well in germany

four season in and still no dm
will never understand how the board thought eddie howe was a good appointment

>>150587480
Dave, wrap up warm the summer is ending.

Florian Wirtz made to look a right twat today

>>150588317
funny that you will pretend howe is a good manager to spite this imaginary character

>>150578469
Agreed. I kinda even like the international break cause it just mixes things up and players can potentially get a break as well. But having one so soon into the season is just awful though.

>>150590658
i agree with u it's so stupid they ramp up the league do 3 games then lol international break
i really think we'd be better off if they consolidated all the world cup qualifying stuff into like 1 month, lets say idk february, take 1 month off do all the games then back to the premier league
i hate the stop start stuff

shut up idiot

>flopian wurst
XD

yjk isak is gonna flop bigly too

ah yes the german

interesting how all the greatest forwards in the world started as midfielders

>>150592852
Jej

>>150591211
I don't really mind the stop start. It's just that the start just needs a bit more time to actually go as well. Maybe a couple of months of league games, international break maybe in November, 2 weeks off, season starts again, international break in February, 2 weeks off, season goes on till it's over. I think Wenger was proposing something along those lines as well a couple of seasons ago.

no league footie this week

mancbastardchester united
liverstool
arseanal
chavsea

im a fair man, but when i see a liverpool related image with no text, i hide the post

>After selling Luka Modric to Spurs, a Dinamo Zagreb director recalled: "After we agreed the transfer of Luka to Tottenham, I politely asked for five of Luka's jerseys.
>"Levy gave them to me. But the invoice for the transfer, €23m, was minus the value of the jerseys."

#FreeCoote

>>150583122
Cope.

>>150583256
should really have just passed it forward there
looks like he's trying a bit too hard now

>>150595645
>>150595645
>>150595645

>>150580542
>Depay
One striker short of winning wc